Ana (2020–…): Season 3, Episode 1 - Episode #3.1 - full transcript

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PRESENTS

They say
it is always the darkest

before the dawn.

Mom!
Mom, move.

But... Can it be darkest

that with damn Check's lawsuits
and my bankruptcy?

What is worse
than to wake up daily

with your mom's farts?

Literally.
Apocalypse?

MELOMANIAC

Hey!



I guess you've been the one
eating all of my food.

Top tray is mine.

Wait...

You the star?

So I look like a star?

Like a fake star.

This is false advertisement,
I could sue you.

You won't be the first
or the last, my friend.

THE NETWORK SUES ANA
FOR BREACH OF CONTRACT

LATINTUBER IS THE NEW SUCCESS
IN CANNES AS VIRGINIA

Good morning.

A gift for my guest.

Hey, these gummies are mine,
stop giving them away.

Mom, come!



I used softener.

This is for today.

Mom, stop with the guests,
this is my house.

If it weren't for me, your house
would belong to someone else.

-Honey, you ruined us.
-Look who's talking?

You lost your house
to your debts.

Well, yes, but if
we're talking about that,

you had Yomero, "The Adame's
show", our pent-house

in Mexico, and now what?
Just lawsuits.

But I'm free, mom.

Call Mara and say you accept
to do the exclusive interview.

MARAPATRICIACASTAÑEDA
1346 POSTS

186 K FOLLOWERS
919 FOLLOWING

JOURNALIST AND MEXICAN HOST

I said no, and neither do you.

Give me a sec, honey. Another
booking, let me get the glasses.

-Another booking?
-Yes, yes, yes.

Put your hand.

It looks amazing.

I want to be the one
To see you in the morning

A reflection of sky
In your hair

MEXICO CITY
ANY THEATRE

Adela, aren't you coming?

She must be in bed.

She's got something,
she hopeless,

shaking, fearful,

as if she had a lizard
between her chest.

You took too much Bio-fiber.

She has the same
everyone else has.

All, but Anguish.

Hey, your poo
was Mortadella sized too?

I'm not feeling well...

Bio-fiber, to poo well.

And if you don't like it,
let it burst.

You're a genius.

Out, out, get him out.
Get the character out, out!

-Ana, we've to talk.
-Yes.

The truth is,
we think the best for...

I was supposed to tell her.

-Ok, what is it?
-Hey, hey, hey!

Ana, do you know what Shakespeare
did between 1585 and 1592?

Write?

No.

He travelled, studied, taught,
he took some time

off the Theater. I think
you should do the same.

Are you comparing me
to Shakespeare?

No, I'm telling you
to quit the play.

Since we accepted you
in the company,

our play has become Dantesque,

because of all the morbid people
who come to see you.

-Dantesque?
-Let's see, Ana.

Theater is a serious thing,
you have to study.

Ok.

Dantesque your ass.

That was heavy.

It was hard, it was hard,
let it go, let it go.

Ana, please!

Ana, here, please!

Ana, when are you going
to admit you crapped on God?

I won't speak,
I won't say a word.

Anne!

LatinTuber's there.

-Virginia.
-LatinTuber!

What do you think about those
who say you're the new Salma?

It's Virginia!

No! The one from
Mich Franco's movie?

She went to Cannes.

WITH MY BFF JAMES,
THANK YOU, TOMI!

-She's back because she won.
-Why are they friends?

Motita.

No more Motita,
now she's Motite.

Is she trans?

Hey, I was impressed
by you in the play.

I mean, really, the play.

And I'm not a fan
of Shakespeare, you know?

It's not Shakespeare's,
it's Lorca's...

You look younger.
More beautiful.

I'm in character.

-Do you?
-Yes.

Careful.

-That looks very subtle...
-I'm sorry.

Stop getting in!
Stop doing that!

Did you hear my whistles
in the audience?

Right, that was
the rage in Cannes.

Everyone told me it was

very Mexican,

I learnt French.

It's a fascinating and
easy to learn language.

-Yes.
-That's great.

-It was excellent. Look.
-Sure.

Hi. How are you?

Hi, loves.

Woof, oof, oof

I love you, guys, thanks.

Sure.

Bye, loves.

Say bye.

Hey, friend, no, you don't know.

"Virginia" was a complete
success in Europe.

To be honest, I fell asleep
in the premiere

but Mich let me take care
of all the strategy for

-social media, so...
-Careful, careful.

So, well, I was super happy.

Hey, do you know
anything about Papasito?

Papasito killed himself.

What?

Virtually,
which is worse, do you agree?

I mean, he erased
all his social networks,

he didn't even say goodbye.
And I thought we were friends.

But what happened?

Well, you broke his

heart.

-His "coeur" which is his heart.
-His heart.

Did you learn French as well?

No, but I know
what I did to him.

-That's my building.
-That one?

-Are you sure?
-Yes.

Ok.
Wanna smoke a joint together?

Thanks, but I'm really tired.

I mean, I did two shows,
a matinee,

but thank you for coming
and for your support.

I'm your fan...
since I was a kid.

-Shall I pass her to you?
-Yes, bye, grandma, Ana.

Bye.

Come on, fuck off.

Bye.

At the center we can see
the loser

who pretended to live
at Polanco.

Isn't she charming?
Behind her,

a little to the left,
the most interesting part,

a reminder of her misery.

THE ADAME

That's me!

Hi! Do you go to Doctores
neighborhood?

Hey, do you know what Shakespeare
did between 1585 and 1592?

-Shakespeare?
-Yes.

Well, he wrote,
travelled, taught...

Flirted guys.

What? You knew about this?

Do you think
I should be like him?

-Like that dude?
-Yes.

No, I think
you should be yourself.

You're
the coolest person I know.

People don't like me in theater,
the other actresses bully me.

The money I make
is not enough to come and go,

I don't have a house.

This will always be your house.

I'd rather do
"The House Of Sis"

rather than
"The House Of Bernarda Alba",

I mean, I love the play,
but it's from 1945,

I mean, women
have evolved since then.

Not the ones in the towns,
but you know what I mean.

Yes, yes.

Where are the stories
where women squirt?

Sis, they are
inside your head.

You should
do something with that.

Am I depressed?

Please, people like you
can't be depressed, Anita.

Leave that for Virginia Woolf or
Aristoteles, don't you think?

Well, yes.

Bye.

-See you.
-See you.

Bye, sister in law.

Don't forget that for
"The Adame's"

the theater is
completely packed.

Are you still fucking her?

Every Sunday since your wedding.

But, please, don't judge.

No, I don't judge.
I'm worse than you.

Hey, do you think
I'm addicted to Papasito?

Maybe.

I've heard people
who use microdose

to lighten up, would you do it?

Again? With you?

-Yes.
-Of course!

Great.

I wish I was a Tamagochi,

and I could restart my life
with my clitoris and to hell.

What do you hear?

Dude, I've just discovered it.
It's like a new project.

This song is called "Las Maris".
Look, listen, listen.

-Ok.
-Listen.

Gentlemen, I ask for permission
To start singing

To start singing

-It's Papasito!
-What?

Where's the picture?

-No, there's no picture.
-Don't you have the record?

What? How did you know them?

No, they're anonymous,
they don't have...

they're called "Lost and High".

What?

They're called "Lost and High"
but they don't, they don't have.

It's Papasito! Yes,
it's Papasito! It's Papasito!

No, you don't know.
It's like Daft Punk, Gorillaz.

They're anonymous, don't have
social networks, nothing.

They're very anonymous,
how can you know?

Sure, sure!
Maybe he left me a signal.

I mean, it's him.
Let's see backwards.

I'm sure it says Ana
or something.

-You're kidding, do you think?
-Maybe he left signals.

Let's see.

Everything rhymes with Ana.

Mara. What wouldn't
you do for your children?

I don't have children, Nena.

-Don't you?
-No.

What wouldn't you do for
Vicente Jr., your husband?

Even less, we divorced, Nena.

-Don't tell me, when?
-Yes...

Ok, ok, Nena, to our business.

There are a lot
of rumors regarding

what happened three months
ago with Ana at the church.

There are people who say

the boyfriend ran
away because of what

happened in the confessional,

but we don't know if he ran away,
or the other way round.

How was the thing?
You tell us, Nena.

Look, Mara, all I can say...
is that I still adore

my son-in-law.
He's a gentleman, a right man.

Look, look, he's writing.
Look at this.

SON-IN-LAW: MOTHER-IN-LAW,
ALL THE LIGHT FOR YOU

Look, I'm sure

it was just a misunderstanding
between them.

You think so?

They'll be able to solve
their differences soon.

I want to say that Ana
didn't poo in the confessional.

That's an urban legend,

like Lucerito
when she farted in

"The Always Sunday Show".

They say it was true.

CONFIRMED! CHABELO IS A VAMPIRE,
HE WAS BITTEN WHEN SHOOTING.

CONFIRMED! LUCERITO
DID FART ON LIVE TELEVISION

-Yes.
-Yes?

As Paty Navidad as well,
she lost her pantyliner.

Come on, I thought...

But she wasn't
wearing it where it goes.

She had it here
because of the sweat.

Yes.

Ok, would you like Ana
to go back with him...

I, it's none of my business,
but I liked him for her.

But you like him?
Or you like him for Ana?

For Ana, of course
for my daughter.

You're very flirty,
Nena, you're very flirty.

Mom, I only asked you
not to do that interview

with Mara, the only thing
I asked of you.

Mara paid me for the exclusive,
and a lot.

I did it because with that,
we can pay a little

of what you owe to The Network
because of your little joke.

The Airbnb
isn't my only business.

Look, my sponsors sent
this to me.

LANENA: HOMEMADE FLAVOR
5 MINUTES! I CHOOSE #SARAPE

Not everything
is about money, mom.

You also glue the fruit?
Come on.

The guests take it.

Lock yourself in your room
like when you were a kid,

but don't forget, honey,
that we share the bed, love.

It's Papasito!

LOOK IT UP

RUMORS ABOUT LOST & HIGH
WHO ARE LOST & HIGH?

God, I saw them once and it was

the craziest thing
I've ever seen.

There's no way you
can find out about their shows.

Their music is
fantastic and undervalued.

No one knows who they are.

WANT TO ENTER THE DEEP WEB?
CONTINUE - NO

Yes!

LOST & HIGH
YOU FOUND US!

SEE YOU TODAY IN
203 N. SPRING STREET, LA.

Yes!

Wait for me!

Wait for me!

Password.

Papasito and Ana forever!

No?
Mari is the best marijuana!

I'll give you twenty dollars
if you let me in.

-No!
-No?

But, Papasito, Papasito!

Hold on!

You're that girl.

The one who pooed
in the confessional.

No!

It depends?

It was great the way you quitted

and then you told them all
to go to hell.

So then yes, I am.

Respect, my friend!

Thanks.

I'm asking for permission
To start singing

To start singing
I ask for permission

I arrive without omission
I come from another place

I come from another place
I arrive without omission

They say we don't love each other
Because they don't see us talk

Because they don't see us talk
They say we don't love each other

But you and I know
How to talk with our eyes

How to talk with our eyes
And we even wake up

How to talk with our eyes
And we even wake up

I'll swim to find you
As treasure buried deep

As treasure buried deep

I'll swim to find you

I'll travel the whole world
Until I can hug you

Until I can hug you
Even for a second

Where have you been?

Around.

But I searched for you
everywhere.

Ana, Internet isn't everywhere.

The important thing
is that we're here.

I missed you.

I missed you too.

You look...

Good.

Why are you surprised?

Where have you been?
What happened, tell me.

I've been around.

Sure.

I had to travel, rest and
clear my mind after what happ...

Ana! Hey,
let's get lost together.

Papasito, I can't!

-after everything that happened.
-Yes...

Papasito.

-What...
-What's important...

is that we're here
and everything's fine,

clear.

Clear?

But we haven't talked.

Papasito, I need to explain
what happened that day.

It's not necessary.

What? But we haven't
seen each other in months.

-Ana...
-Ok, listen.

I sent messages, but I
wanted to explain what happened.

Ok? In person.

Hey, they're looking for you.

Please, I need you
to listen to me...

Hi, Ana. Do you remember me?
We met in Beachwood.

-Did we?
-At a party.

Yes, we did a good...

-Do you remember?
-I don't think it was me.

-It was you.
-Yes?

-Yes!
-Wow, sorry.

Do you want anything to drink?

-I'm fine, thanks.
-You were great.

Hey, can we talk later?

Yes, sure.

Hey, cool. Did you like it?

The show was great, wasn't it?

Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

Hi, I'm Ana.

The one who pooed
in the confessional.

Yes, that one,
and I can't crap it anymore.

I've done
some stupid things lately

and I've been thinking
what I really want

and now I know for sure...

I want to be with you.

With me?

No...

With you.

I'm sorry, Ana.

Shit,
I forgot he is bisexual!

Are we ok?

Sure!

This is the Apocalypse. It does
not look like it's going to dawn.

I want to disappear
To see if I found myself.

I had nothing to lose
To see if you were looking for me

Sometimes I had to lose
To see what I won

But I went too far

To hell with everything, Sis,
I'll get lost now

I don't give a shit
if I can't find myself.

Sometimes I had to wait
To see if you were coming

I had to shoo away fear
Become brave

Water came to the dry spell

The sun came up and I realized

I waited for you more than enough

I'll follow my own times

I'll tell you when the time comes

TO MY REAL FAMILY

Set starts.

They must be...
sawing. Or fucking.

That's what I'm thinking, guys.

They have it all,
you can also...

-change position.
-I will.

Action.

It's ok.

Stupid!

-Mara, Mara, Mara.
-What is it, Ana?

Silence, Cruz, silence.

I saw you with him.

-But that's old.
-Sure.

No, cut.

That was true, awful.

Damn Mara.

Ana, Veracruz-born,

I live in LA but I'm Mexican
Ana

I'm from Veracruz, I'm not
Perfect, I'm just human

Ana, Veracruz-born,

I live in LA but I'm Mexican
Ana

I'm from Veracruz, I'm not
Perfect, I'm just human. Ana