Ana (2020–…): Season 2, Episode 6 - Villana - full transcript
PRESENTS
When I saw you I fell in love
It was the first time I felt
The eternal beat
Your celestial cherub gaze
My princess
I'll kiss you
You're my fantasy
You're my joy
We're the universe
In poetry
We're all that's good
For life, let's toast
THE RETURN OF MARISELA
20 DAYS FOR THE WEDDING
Have a seat.
Thanks.
Family, the rumor is true.
Are you gay?
The other rumor.
Marisela and I are engaged.
You've lost hope, right?
Ana, will you be a virgin bride?
From where?
How many pounds are you planning
on losing for the ceremony?
I like her just like she is.
How far are you?
Are you getting married
so soon because you're pregnant?
That's why you
wear loose clothes.
What? Are you pregnant?
Is it triplets?
No, let me explain.
No, I'm not pregnant, ok?
This is clogged poo.
Ok, how are you going to name it?
Who's making your dress?
How much did the ring cost?
Son of a...
VILLAIN
Sometimes
we have to eat shit.
Patience, everything's
going to be fine.
Regadera.
You'll name it after me
if it's a boy, right?
I don't remember your name.
No, wait, wait.
Let me congratulate you,
even though you and I know
I'm the true love of your life.
No, really,
congratulations for the wedding.
Weird, a week ago you didn't
want me to get married.
Ok, we can all
change our minds, can't we?
What are you playing?
-Me?
-Yes.
Nothing, why? You?
Nothing, why?
80 countries, you'll be
Mexico's bride, Regadera.
We'll stream live
your wedding in 80 countries.
Russia, Spain, Morocco,
Brazil, Indonesia
and, of course,
all Latin America.
You and your fiancúe
are better positioned than
Harry and Megan.
You're the new royalty.
I hope
you don't lose your castle.
Does Check know the wedding
with Yomero is fake?
Sure.
And that I want him
to kick me out of "The Adame"?
Sure.
-Did you tell him?
-Sure.
-You're a bitch.
-Sure.
Het, he's a little dead.
Did you feed him?
-Three times a day.
-I was talking about him!
Him.
That's enough.
Ana, you had a final warning
and you didn't comply.
I had to negotiate.
What did he offer you?
In a month I'll be recording
my own show's pilot,
but you should see
the bright side, you can forget
about the fake wedding
with your crazy boyfriend.
Ok, you see
that he's crazy, right?
Sure, tell the boss
you already know.
No way. You know what?
I'll convince him
that I love weird Yomero.
This is war.
9 DAYS FOR THE WEDDING
-Come in, welcome.
-Thanks.
This is what we've dreamt
since we were kids.
Yes, sure.
Look, if it's about
pleasing the press,
then this one is the winner.
It has a cleavage,
good fall, it has...
It has a corset
and I don't fit in there.
You, you do!
I've already tried it.
Now, this is more you.
Romantic-dramatic,
as my mother in law would say.
Thanks.
But people like pop culture.
Jenni Rivera, thirds marriage.
Feel the lace.
Feel the fabric.
-Can we try it?
-Sure, you can.
Thanks.
#THEWEDDINGOFTHECENTURY
-Love?
-Yes.
Put this on, I love you.
I need more information,
I think Ana got scared
with the press conference
and, surely,
she'll cancel the wedding, right?
She said this was war,
but if I were you,
I'd me more concerned
about "the other one",
than the fake wedding.
What? What?
There's another one?
I found him when I hacked
Ana's fake profile.
That was weeks-worth effort,
the information
is going to be expensive.
Hi, leave me
a message and I'll call you.
Papasito...
How are you, love?
Ready to say yes to the dress?
Can you bring me the same one
but in the other size?
Again, love?
I think that one fit better.
-Baby.
-Mom, what are you doing here?
My son in law flew me
in first class.
Why haven't you changed?
Nothing fits.
Now you don't have
Lady Di's body, you need
an empire line dress.
A chubby queen said
a couple of years ago,
that it suits you.
Try one, daughter. Miss.
-Which one?
-An empire line one.
But it needs to be a corset,
like Marisela's.
-Yes, he's right, daughter.
-Have you seen the show?
Mom, I won't try anything on
because it's a fake wedding.
I did this
to get out of "The Adame."
There's a Carolina Herrera
dress outside
from last season, it's on sale.
We don't need a discount.
That one is for me, baby.
The Carolina Herrera's.
The bride's mother should look
as stunning as the bride herself.
But I won't get married.
Ok, but you have everything
you've ever wanted.
Mom, I'm not in love.
If that's the case,
no one would get married.
Miss, where are
the dresses for my size?
Mother in law, here.
I have a surprise for you.
I love surprises.
Hi, leave me
a message and I'll call you.
Ok, what do you want?
Executive production
in "The Adame."
-You don't know how to produce.
-Neither do you.
Ok.
I'll also need mi credits
first place with
my production company logo.
-Do you have a logo?
-Animated.
Animated.
I want the Orozco
you hanged to impress Ana.
The what?
A private concert from LatinTuber
and an office in Presidency,
next to Bernardo and Emilio.
-Who?
-Bernardo and Emilio.
That's not possible.
#HAPPY
WEDDING OF THE CENTURY
Ok, yes, yes.
INTERACTIONS
PAPASITO
The 1.312 "likes" that Ana
gave from her fake account
are a clear result.
She is in love
and cringing with him.
She called him 58 times since
she announced her engagement
with Yomero.
-Who's that?
-You don't know Papasito?
-Papasito?
-He is hot.
Not so much, right?
-Who is she?
-Ana!
Who is she! Who is she!
Ana!
I wish she was here as well,
but she's not.
She's not here now,
but I can sing you
your favorite song,
the one you like.
I could see in your eyes...
I miss Ana too.
A reflection of the sky
In your hair
Ana.
In your smile
I found world peace
Darkness went away
For that worthless man
you're doing
this mess with the fake wedding?
-Check is the lesbian?
-No, dad, that's Chock.
Check was the executive
I was fu...
I was dating a few years ago.
I thought the fake wedding
would get me out
of "The Adame" contract.
You can resign, sis.
No, I can't. They've
threatened me. If I resign,
they'll send
The Enterprise lawyers.
No, if I cancel the wedding,
"The Adame" fans
will come at me like zombies.
Sorry, I promise
I'll get married.
Look, if you're out
of money, you can come
to the apartment with me.
This situation is similar
to the summer of '81.
Do you remember?
It was just after the attack
to Pope Juan Pablo II,
the price of oil
was dropping in Mexico.
-Not now, dad.
-Not now, dad.
It was Saturday, and I was
leading the most important
semifinal of my career.
Asshole.
Why red card?
I learned a lesson that day.
You're an asshole!
Go to hell, asshole!
Others don't matter.
Fans don't know you,
and they don't care
about what you do tomorrow.
Asshole.
Go to hell.
Pussy.
Instead of thinking about them,
think about who you are.
That damn question.
ONE WEEK UNTIL THE WEEDING
Take them, leave us alone.
Saturday is the wedding
and none of them cancelled it.
Ana isn't bluffing.
A bluff
wouldn't be a good bluff
if you don't take it
come hell or high water.
But to the altar with that fool?
Ana is playing her cards well.
You should be doing the same.
What do you suggest?
As soon as I finish
this routine, miss pretty,
you'll be ready
for any event.
And speaking of events,
it's only one week from
the most expected
event of the century
and our beloved
and popular Yomero
hasn't stopped sharing
details of the future party.
Let's see.
HOW DO WE LOOK BETTER?
BLACK - WHITE
HONEYMOON
ASIA - EUROPE
WHICH ONE IS YOUR FAVORITE?
MORTADELLA - MARISELA
OUR YOMERO GETTING READY
FOR THE WEDDING OF THE CENTURY
That's not your work ethic, baby,
you've never been fired
nor have you quitted.
We could lose everything.
Decide.
I have to stop this.
Papasito I know you're ignoring
me because of the wedding,
fake wedding,
but I need to talk to you.
Since I was a girl
I've always thought about
what others might need.
Mom, dad, my sister,
the audience, executives,
but with so much noise
I've forgotten to worry about me,
to be who I want to be,
I've forgotten
to listen to myself
and when...
When I hear you,
when you sing to me,
when you look at me,
when you're near me,
what I want becomes clear.
I want you...
I want you.
All good?
Papasito!
Papasito!
Papasito!
What's wrong?
Is everything ok?
No, something happened,
I don't want you to lose it,
what I'll say is serious,
I wasn't planning on telling you,
but Motita and I
were talking and,
we decided that the best
was to be honest and open, right?
-Ok, ok.
-Ok, here it goes.
I was invited
to a private event, ok?
So I thought it was
a regular narco-event
but as they weren't sending
a chopper for me,
I suspected
and started investigating
and this is what I found.
THE WEDDING OF THE CENTURY
RSVP - PROVATE EVENT
-Ana's weeding.
-Exactly.
So, the girl who plays
Tuesday, she's my fan,
she wanted me there,
but I told her no
because it hurts you a lot.
-You know what? Say yes.
-What?
The Enterprise presents
a special broadcast,
a unique event
that will go down in history.
Come with us to enjoy
the wedding of the century.
THE WEDDING OF THE CENTURY
Beautiful!
Welcome everyone.
Madness is here
because the most handsome
leading man,
the yummy one, is getting married
to the love of his life,
beautiful family.
At home, you only need to
tune in your TVs
and your hearts
to wish them
eternal love, right?
Of course, sure, and really
in our country, there hasn't
been such an important event
since the wedding
of our princes
Lucerito and Mijares,
sure thing.
They're telling me...
My partner
is with the bride's mother.
And she look stunning.
You're up, partner.
Sure, sure, we're here with
the beloved mother in law
of all Mexico. Stunning.
Nena, how are you?
I want to thank our audience
for being with us
the happiest day of our lives.
-Tell us, how do you...?
-In this occasion, here...
I decided to wear an adaptation
my son in law did for me
of the dress with
which I won Miss Veracruz.
Partner, partner.
That's wonderful!
They're telling me that
Yomero is coming.
Yomero is coming!
The groom is coming,
sure he is.
He's beautiful, we're all
waiting for this moment.
Yomero is arriving.
We were waiting for this moment.
He is here. The yummiest,
the most delicious, Yomero.
Yomero is arriving.
Come on.
Look, a true prince charming.
But dressed in white.
Thank you for coming,
thank you all, thank you grandma,
thanks for coming.
Lady, my mother
can't be with me today
because she's in heaven.
Would you be so kind so as
to give me your blessing?
He asked for her blessing,
he is a real prince charming.
But the short one, the short one.
God bless you, son.
-Mother in law.
-Beautiful son in law.
Bravo!
How are you?
Thank you, thanks.
We'll speak later.
Thanks for coming, thank you.
Quit.
Quit? If I quit
they will sue me
and I could lose it all.
What's all?
In case you need to relax.
I can still take you
to the airport.
What's all?
The great moment, the moment you,
I and everyone was waiting for,
the moment to see
the bride's dress,
Ana is about to arrive.
She's here and she looks great,
please, please, you at home,
tell us what you think
about the dress and make-up.
-What are you doing?
-It's your wedding, Regadera.
The rice goes at the end.
What is it?
You don't have to do it,
you know that, don't you?
What are you talking about?
The lies
and all the mess you made,
you don't have to do it.
Come on, he'll kick me out.
I understand you do it
with Yomero, I forgive you.
It's ok.
In white, with our lovely boss,
who will say a few words
for us.
At the end.
I did all this because
I want to be with you, Regadera.
Say it, say it, say it,
fire me, fire me, fire me.
I love you.
What?
You're lying.
Look, that's timely.
Celebrities keep coming
let's see who gets down that van.
Your wedding present, Regadera,
sponsored by Bio Fibra
to do good, to sing
your Hail Mary, enjoy.
We will see... it's LatinTuber.
Close the access, please.
You're late, bro, you won't get
in, the bride's already there.
I'm not here to sing for you.
You've a contract,
don't you remember?
Sue me.
Go for them, Papasito.
-How are you? Are you happy?
-Yes. Really good.
In your eyes
I could see the sea light
A reflection in your hair
In your smile I found
world peace
Darkness left me
I want to be the one
to see you when you wake up
To sign to you
When you're falling asleep
I want it all and I can't accept
You telling me you don't love me
I want to be
That music
That takes me where you are
To the south, to Veracruz
To fly and fly
To dream and dream
We are two, two in a million
Two thunders
in the tropic of love
I want to be
That music
That music, that music
I want to be
I want to be that music
That takes me
To Veracruz
Get this boy out of here,
please. Bro, get out.
Get him out of here, ok?
-Ana! Ana!
-Papasito! Wait for me.
-I can't hear you.
-Wait for me. Wait for me.
Ana! I don't understand, Ana.
You can come in, please,
the ceremony is about to start.
-Ana!
-Papasito, wait for me.
What's all?
The truth is,
Ana looks gorgeous, right?
Yes, and seeing her liker that
reminds us of the end
of the most successful show
in rating of The Enterprise,
our beloved Marisela.
Patience.
Thanks, dad.
-What's all?
-What's all?
You name,
your standing, stability.
I love you, Ana,
you look beautiful.
Does anyone know any impediment
to celebrate this wedding?
Quit,
stop the wedding, asshole.
Quit,
stop it, quit.
That's why no one loves you.
You ruined it.
You no longer have a career.
You're in your forties.
The others don't matter,
they don't care about
what you do tomorrow.
Instead of thinking about them,
thin about what you want.
That's all that matters,
all that really matters.
Sit down already, lady.
Go to hell, you all!
Asshole!
Shit.
Did I say it out loud?
Yes!
Carmelita, are you here
or is it my imagination?
I'm here, asshole.
So, go to hell!
-Did you hear that too?
-Yes.
I quit! Ok?
Sue me if you want.
Are you improvising again, love?
You're gay.
Regadera!
Where are you going, Regadera?
ANA RUNS FROM HER WEDDING
THE WEDDING OF THE CENTURY
THE LAWSUIT OF THE CENTURY
ANA REGADERA
THROWS HER CAREER TO THE TRASH
THE ENTERPRISE SUES ANA
BANNED FROM THE ENTERPRISE
FOR LIFE
Another moment that reminds us
of "The return of Marisela".
Is that Ana? íAna's coming!
Ana! Ana!
-Papasito?
-Let's go!
Papasito, listen.
What is it? What?
Shit!
Let's get lost together.
-What?
-Let's go!
Papasito, I can't.
I don't understand.
-I can't!
-Let's go!
Why?
I have to poo.
-Mamasita.
-Papasito.
Done.
Baby, what is it, love?
Excuse me!
Shit, shit, shit, shit.
No!
No, no, she's just
like her father.
She took a lot of Bio Fibra.
You can have
one of Motita's wipes.
This is Bio Fibra's fault!
No, don't leave,
please, don't leave.
As I said,
sometimes there's nothing worse
that to get what you wish.
My only wish was to get out
of "The Adame" and be free
and be able to poo again,
but it happened at the worse
time possible.
We have to let go
of our flatulence,
literal and metaphorically,
because everything's in our mind.
And you, did you already do it?
Did you ruin it?
If you didn't,
what do you need to let go?
The thing is, it's never late
to learn how to do it.
I love you, Ana.
TO MY REAL FAMILY
-Mark B.
-Mark.
You're late, bro.
You won't get in.
-The bride's already in.
-Why won't I get in?
No, again.
No! No!
You can lose this.
-Shit.
-Are you ok?
Ana, do you want to go back
to Mexico to the hospital?
-I'm doubting my sexuality.
-Me too.
It's "chévere".
As we would say
in my country "chimba".
As they'd say here "chido".
I didn't find the...
Cut.
Sure, you touched ass, asshole.
Did you wash at least, asshole?
You're a bitch.
-What an ass...!
-Cut.
I was laughing.
Ana.
-Run?
-Run camera.
Role three.
Wait, wait, I'm coming.
I'm coming. Wait.
I'll take your pambacito
and volovanes
because you'll be hungry, love.
When I saw you I fell in love
It was the first time I felt
The eternal beat
Your celestial cherub gaze
My princess
I'll kiss you
You're my fantasy
You're my joy
We're the universe
In poetry
We're all that's good
For life, let's toast
THE RETURN OF MARISELA
20 DAYS FOR THE WEDDING
Have a seat.
Thanks.
Family, the rumor is true.
Are you gay?
The other rumor.
Marisela and I are engaged.
You've lost hope, right?
Ana, will you be a virgin bride?
From where?
How many pounds are you planning
on losing for the ceremony?
I like her just like she is.
How far are you?
Are you getting married
so soon because you're pregnant?
That's why you
wear loose clothes.
What? Are you pregnant?
Is it triplets?
No, let me explain.
No, I'm not pregnant, ok?
This is clogged poo.
Ok, how are you going to name it?
Who's making your dress?
How much did the ring cost?
Son of a...
VILLAIN
Sometimes
we have to eat shit.
Patience, everything's
going to be fine.
Regadera.
You'll name it after me
if it's a boy, right?
I don't remember your name.
No, wait, wait.
Let me congratulate you,
even though you and I know
I'm the true love of your life.
No, really,
congratulations for the wedding.
Weird, a week ago you didn't
want me to get married.
Ok, we can all
change our minds, can't we?
What are you playing?
-Me?
-Yes.
Nothing, why? You?
Nothing, why?
80 countries, you'll be
Mexico's bride, Regadera.
We'll stream live
your wedding in 80 countries.
Russia, Spain, Morocco,
Brazil, Indonesia
and, of course,
all Latin America.
You and your fiancúe
are better positioned than
Harry and Megan.
You're the new royalty.
I hope
you don't lose your castle.
Does Check know the wedding
with Yomero is fake?
Sure.
And that I want him
to kick me out of "The Adame"?
Sure.
-Did you tell him?
-Sure.
-You're a bitch.
-Sure.
Het, he's a little dead.
Did you feed him?
-Three times a day.
-I was talking about him!
Him.
That's enough.
Ana, you had a final warning
and you didn't comply.
I had to negotiate.
What did he offer you?
In a month I'll be recording
my own show's pilot,
but you should see
the bright side, you can forget
about the fake wedding
with your crazy boyfriend.
Ok, you see
that he's crazy, right?
Sure, tell the boss
you already know.
No way. You know what?
I'll convince him
that I love weird Yomero.
This is war.
9 DAYS FOR THE WEDDING
-Come in, welcome.
-Thanks.
This is what we've dreamt
since we were kids.
Yes, sure.
Look, if it's about
pleasing the press,
then this one is the winner.
It has a cleavage,
good fall, it has...
It has a corset
and I don't fit in there.
You, you do!
I've already tried it.
Now, this is more you.
Romantic-dramatic,
as my mother in law would say.
Thanks.
But people like pop culture.
Jenni Rivera, thirds marriage.
Feel the lace.
Feel the fabric.
-Can we try it?
-Sure, you can.
Thanks.
#THEWEDDINGOFTHECENTURY
-Love?
-Yes.
Put this on, I love you.
I need more information,
I think Ana got scared
with the press conference
and, surely,
she'll cancel the wedding, right?
She said this was war,
but if I were you,
I'd me more concerned
about "the other one",
than the fake wedding.
What? What?
There's another one?
I found him when I hacked
Ana's fake profile.
That was weeks-worth effort,
the information
is going to be expensive.
Hi, leave me
a message and I'll call you.
Papasito...
How are you, love?
Ready to say yes to the dress?
Can you bring me the same one
but in the other size?
Again, love?
I think that one fit better.
-Baby.
-Mom, what are you doing here?
My son in law flew me
in first class.
Why haven't you changed?
Nothing fits.
Now you don't have
Lady Di's body, you need
an empire line dress.
A chubby queen said
a couple of years ago,
that it suits you.
Try one, daughter. Miss.
-Which one?
-An empire line one.
But it needs to be a corset,
like Marisela's.
-Yes, he's right, daughter.
-Have you seen the show?
Mom, I won't try anything on
because it's a fake wedding.
I did this
to get out of "The Adame."
There's a Carolina Herrera
dress outside
from last season, it's on sale.
We don't need a discount.
That one is for me, baby.
The Carolina Herrera's.
The bride's mother should look
as stunning as the bride herself.
But I won't get married.
Ok, but you have everything
you've ever wanted.
Mom, I'm not in love.
If that's the case,
no one would get married.
Miss, where are
the dresses for my size?
Mother in law, here.
I have a surprise for you.
I love surprises.
Hi, leave me
a message and I'll call you.
Ok, what do you want?
Executive production
in "The Adame."
-You don't know how to produce.
-Neither do you.
Ok.
I'll also need mi credits
first place with
my production company logo.
-Do you have a logo?
-Animated.
Animated.
I want the Orozco
you hanged to impress Ana.
The what?
A private concert from LatinTuber
and an office in Presidency,
next to Bernardo and Emilio.
-Who?
-Bernardo and Emilio.
That's not possible.
#HAPPY
WEDDING OF THE CENTURY
Ok, yes, yes.
INTERACTIONS
PAPASITO
The 1.312 "likes" that Ana
gave from her fake account
are a clear result.
She is in love
and cringing with him.
She called him 58 times since
she announced her engagement
with Yomero.
-Who's that?
-You don't know Papasito?
-Papasito?
-He is hot.
Not so much, right?
-Who is she?
-Ana!
Who is she! Who is she!
Ana!
I wish she was here as well,
but she's not.
She's not here now,
but I can sing you
your favorite song,
the one you like.
I could see in your eyes...
I miss Ana too.
A reflection of the sky
In your hair
Ana.
In your smile
I found world peace
Darkness went away
For that worthless man
you're doing
this mess with the fake wedding?
-Check is the lesbian?
-No, dad, that's Chock.
Check was the executive
I was fu...
I was dating a few years ago.
I thought the fake wedding
would get me out
of "The Adame" contract.
You can resign, sis.
No, I can't. They've
threatened me. If I resign,
they'll send
The Enterprise lawyers.
No, if I cancel the wedding,
"The Adame" fans
will come at me like zombies.
Sorry, I promise
I'll get married.
Look, if you're out
of money, you can come
to the apartment with me.
This situation is similar
to the summer of '81.
Do you remember?
It was just after the attack
to Pope Juan Pablo II,
the price of oil
was dropping in Mexico.
-Not now, dad.
-Not now, dad.
It was Saturday, and I was
leading the most important
semifinal of my career.
Asshole.
Why red card?
I learned a lesson that day.
You're an asshole!
Go to hell, asshole!
Others don't matter.
Fans don't know you,
and they don't care
about what you do tomorrow.
Asshole.
Go to hell.
Pussy.
Instead of thinking about them,
think about who you are.
That damn question.
ONE WEEK UNTIL THE WEEDING
Take them, leave us alone.
Saturday is the wedding
and none of them cancelled it.
Ana isn't bluffing.
A bluff
wouldn't be a good bluff
if you don't take it
come hell or high water.
But to the altar with that fool?
Ana is playing her cards well.
You should be doing the same.
What do you suggest?
As soon as I finish
this routine, miss pretty,
you'll be ready
for any event.
And speaking of events,
it's only one week from
the most expected
event of the century
and our beloved
and popular Yomero
hasn't stopped sharing
details of the future party.
Let's see.
HOW DO WE LOOK BETTER?
BLACK - WHITE
HONEYMOON
ASIA - EUROPE
WHICH ONE IS YOUR FAVORITE?
MORTADELLA - MARISELA
OUR YOMERO GETTING READY
FOR THE WEDDING OF THE CENTURY
That's not your work ethic, baby,
you've never been fired
nor have you quitted.
We could lose everything.
Decide.
I have to stop this.
Papasito I know you're ignoring
me because of the wedding,
fake wedding,
but I need to talk to you.
Since I was a girl
I've always thought about
what others might need.
Mom, dad, my sister,
the audience, executives,
but with so much noise
I've forgotten to worry about me,
to be who I want to be,
I've forgotten
to listen to myself
and when...
When I hear you,
when you sing to me,
when you look at me,
when you're near me,
what I want becomes clear.
I want you...
I want you.
All good?
Papasito!
Papasito!
Papasito!
What's wrong?
Is everything ok?
No, something happened,
I don't want you to lose it,
what I'll say is serious,
I wasn't planning on telling you,
but Motita and I
were talking and,
we decided that the best
was to be honest and open, right?
-Ok, ok.
-Ok, here it goes.
I was invited
to a private event, ok?
So I thought it was
a regular narco-event
but as they weren't sending
a chopper for me,
I suspected
and started investigating
and this is what I found.
THE WEDDING OF THE CENTURY
RSVP - PROVATE EVENT
-Ana's weeding.
-Exactly.
So, the girl who plays
Tuesday, she's my fan,
she wanted me there,
but I told her no
because it hurts you a lot.
-You know what? Say yes.
-What?
The Enterprise presents
a special broadcast,
a unique event
that will go down in history.
Come with us to enjoy
the wedding of the century.
THE WEDDING OF THE CENTURY
Beautiful!
Welcome everyone.
Madness is here
because the most handsome
leading man,
the yummy one, is getting married
to the love of his life,
beautiful family.
At home, you only need to
tune in your TVs
and your hearts
to wish them
eternal love, right?
Of course, sure, and really
in our country, there hasn't
been such an important event
since the wedding
of our princes
Lucerito and Mijares,
sure thing.
They're telling me...
My partner
is with the bride's mother.
And she look stunning.
You're up, partner.
Sure, sure, we're here with
the beloved mother in law
of all Mexico. Stunning.
Nena, how are you?
I want to thank our audience
for being with us
the happiest day of our lives.
-Tell us, how do you...?
-In this occasion, here...
I decided to wear an adaptation
my son in law did for me
of the dress with
which I won Miss Veracruz.
Partner, partner.
That's wonderful!
They're telling me that
Yomero is coming.
Yomero is coming!
The groom is coming,
sure he is.
He's beautiful, we're all
waiting for this moment.
Yomero is arriving.
We were waiting for this moment.
He is here. The yummiest,
the most delicious, Yomero.
Yomero is arriving.
Come on.
Look, a true prince charming.
But dressed in white.
Thank you for coming,
thank you all, thank you grandma,
thanks for coming.
Lady, my mother
can't be with me today
because she's in heaven.
Would you be so kind so as
to give me your blessing?
He asked for her blessing,
he is a real prince charming.
But the short one, the short one.
God bless you, son.
-Mother in law.
-Beautiful son in law.
Bravo!
How are you?
Thank you, thanks.
We'll speak later.
Thanks for coming, thank you.
Quit.
Quit? If I quit
they will sue me
and I could lose it all.
What's all?
In case you need to relax.
I can still take you
to the airport.
What's all?
The great moment, the moment you,
I and everyone was waiting for,
the moment to see
the bride's dress,
Ana is about to arrive.
She's here and she looks great,
please, please, you at home,
tell us what you think
about the dress and make-up.
-What are you doing?
-It's your wedding, Regadera.
The rice goes at the end.
What is it?
You don't have to do it,
you know that, don't you?
What are you talking about?
The lies
and all the mess you made,
you don't have to do it.
Come on, he'll kick me out.
I understand you do it
with Yomero, I forgive you.
It's ok.
In white, with our lovely boss,
who will say a few words
for us.
At the end.
I did all this because
I want to be with you, Regadera.
Say it, say it, say it,
fire me, fire me, fire me.
I love you.
What?
You're lying.
Look, that's timely.
Celebrities keep coming
let's see who gets down that van.
Your wedding present, Regadera,
sponsored by Bio Fibra
to do good, to sing
your Hail Mary, enjoy.
We will see... it's LatinTuber.
Close the access, please.
You're late, bro, you won't get
in, the bride's already there.
I'm not here to sing for you.
You've a contract,
don't you remember?
Sue me.
Go for them, Papasito.
-How are you? Are you happy?
-Yes. Really good.
In your eyes
I could see the sea light
A reflection in your hair
In your smile I found
world peace
Darkness left me
I want to be the one
to see you when you wake up
To sign to you
When you're falling asleep
I want it all and I can't accept
You telling me you don't love me
I want to be
That music
That takes me where you are
To the south, to Veracruz
To fly and fly
To dream and dream
We are two, two in a million
Two thunders
in the tropic of love
I want to be
That music
That music, that music
I want to be
I want to be that music
That takes me
To Veracruz
Get this boy out of here,
please. Bro, get out.
Get him out of here, ok?
-Ana! Ana!
-Papasito! Wait for me.
-I can't hear you.
-Wait for me. Wait for me.
Ana! I don't understand, Ana.
You can come in, please,
the ceremony is about to start.
-Ana!
-Papasito, wait for me.
What's all?
The truth is,
Ana looks gorgeous, right?
Yes, and seeing her liker that
reminds us of the end
of the most successful show
in rating of The Enterprise,
our beloved Marisela.
Patience.
Thanks, dad.
-What's all?
-What's all?
You name,
your standing, stability.
I love you, Ana,
you look beautiful.
Does anyone know any impediment
to celebrate this wedding?
Quit,
stop the wedding, asshole.
Quit,
stop it, quit.
That's why no one loves you.
You ruined it.
You no longer have a career.
You're in your forties.
The others don't matter,
they don't care about
what you do tomorrow.
Instead of thinking about them,
thin about what you want.
That's all that matters,
all that really matters.
Sit down already, lady.
Go to hell, you all!
Asshole!
Shit.
Did I say it out loud?
Yes!
Carmelita, are you here
or is it my imagination?
I'm here, asshole.
So, go to hell!
-Did you hear that too?
-Yes.
I quit! Ok?
Sue me if you want.
Are you improvising again, love?
You're gay.
Regadera!
Where are you going, Regadera?
ANA RUNS FROM HER WEDDING
THE WEDDING OF THE CENTURY
THE LAWSUIT OF THE CENTURY
ANA REGADERA
THROWS HER CAREER TO THE TRASH
THE ENTERPRISE SUES ANA
BANNED FROM THE ENTERPRISE
FOR LIFE
Another moment that reminds us
of "The return of Marisela".
Is that Ana? íAna's coming!
Ana! Ana!
-Papasito?
-Let's go!
Papasito, listen.
What is it? What?
Shit!
Let's get lost together.
-What?
-Let's go!
Papasito, I can't.
I don't understand.
-I can't!
-Let's go!
Why?
I have to poo.
-Mamasita.
-Papasito.
Done.
Baby, what is it, love?
Excuse me!
Shit, shit, shit, shit.
No!
No, no, she's just
like her father.
She took a lot of Bio Fibra.
You can have
one of Motita's wipes.
This is Bio Fibra's fault!
No, don't leave,
please, don't leave.
As I said,
sometimes there's nothing worse
that to get what you wish.
My only wish was to get out
of "The Adame" and be free
and be able to poo again,
but it happened at the worse
time possible.
We have to let go
of our flatulence,
literal and metaphorically,
because everything's in our mind.
And you, did you already do it?
Did you ruin it?
If you didn't,
what do you need to let go?
The thing is, it's never late
to learn how to do it.
I love you, Ana.
TO MY REAL FAMILY
-Mark B.
-Mark.
You're late, bro.
You won't get in.
-The bride's already in.
-Why won't I get in?
No, again.
No! No!
You can lose this.
-Shit.
-Are you ok?
Ana, do you want to go back
to Mexico to the hospital?
-I'm doubting my sexuality.
-Me too.
It's "chévere".
As we would say
in my country "chimba".
As they'd say here "chido".
I didn't find the...
Cut.
Sure, you touched ass, asshole.
Did you wash at least, asshole?
You're a bitch.
-What an ass...!
-Cut.
I was laughing.
Ana.
-Run?
-Run camera.
Role three.
Wait, wait, I'm coming.
I'm coming. Wait.
I'll take your pambacito
and volovanes
because you'll be hungry, love.