Ana (2020–…): Season 2, Episode 5 - Nana - full transcript
PRESENTS
LOS ANGELES
Stay put!
But it tickles!
NANA
That's how you
wear them.
Look, I also bought
a shirt that goes
with my whimsical,
romantic style.
Casual and natural.
For men like you,
the natural look is best.
-Honey, you're home!
-Honey, you're home!
Your boyfriend
dropped by for a visit.
He's delightful.
And he's the best student
I've ever had.
What?
You took my mother's class?
DIPLOMA
WE HEREBY CERTIFY THAT YOMERO
ATTENDED THE WORKSHOP:
"I'M A DIFFERENT WOMAN, I'M ME"
Well, I had to keep myself busy
while you were
in Veracruz,
because I was going crazy.
A bird in the hand
is worth two in the bush.
Come.
-I'll be right back.
-Right.
Your mom is great.
I love how spiritual she is.
Put this on,
I shouldn't see your bare chest.
-Right.
-So did you tell her about...
The engagement?
No, not until you say yes.
You will say yes, won't you?
Just imagine us together
for 636 more episodes.
What?
You and me doing sequels,
spin-offs, world tours
as Yomero and Mortadella.
José Julián and Marisela
together forever!
Mary?
Mary!
Hey, do you think you could
come by to water them?
But you'll be
in L.A., won't you?
They renewed my contract.
What about our
trip to Veracruz?
It's a long weekend,
did you forget?
This is a song I wrote
for a collab with LatinTuber.
I was trying to record
some jaranas, but...
I was too late.
I want to change the lyrics.
Why?
Because everything in life ends
and being without really being...
It's not living.
Let's do this.
-Yes!
-Let's do it.
-Let's do it.
-Okay.
You'll make me
the happiest man in the world.
No! What are you doing?
Don't announce it yet.
Listen.
My mom can't find out.
Don't announce it.
Please, not yet.
Why not? It's what
we've always dreamed of.
I want it to be special.
I don't know,
let's take her out to dinner.
No, honey,
let's be more spontaneous!
Let's shout it out
to the whole world right now!
But then the press
won't leave us alone.
Let's wait, I want to be chaste
and pure for you, love.
I want to be all yours
for a while.
Okay.
But I won't wait long.
I want everyone to know
that you're mine.
Mine, mine, mine!
ALWAYSJOSÉJULIÁN:
WITH MY BEAUTIFUL MA
Son?
Come on, Regadera.
ALWAYSJOSÉJULIÁN:
THERE'S NO RIGHT TIME FOR LOVE
You can't be serious.
ANA INCOMING CALL
PICK UP
CHECK
CALLING
-What's up?
-Nothing.
I wanted you to be the first
to know I got engaged.
What?
That's not the ring finger.
And why are you in the bathroom?
I don't want
my mom to know yet,
and plus,
we haven't announced it.
Why the big secret?
Maybe you're not so sure?
I'm totally sure.
Aren't you going
too fast, Regadera?
There's no right time for love.
Now you're talking like him,
give me a break.
I'm just a woman in love.
I thought you hated
being on "The Adames."
Do you know how many days of work
you share with your fiancée?
Look, as long as he's there,
I'll be happy.
One second.
Yes, love? I'm coming.
Just a second, gorgeous.
He's here in L.A., you know?
-Well, but...
-Bye!
She's engaged.
It can't be.
Shit.
Fuck!
Ana, don't run away
Why, Ana
Won't you stay?
Our love was
Meant to be this way
Ana!
Don't run away
Why, Ana
Won't you stay?
Our love was
Meant to be this way
Ana!
It's you, Ana
The dream I prayed
Would be mine someday
Ana
Ana
Ana
Ana
Our love was
Meant to be this way
Ana!
-With you!
-Yomero Forever.
-Hashtag: YomeroAndMortadella.
-Remember the steps.
I remember, look.
We start here.
Two steps, two steps.
It'll look beautiful.
-End in a pose.
-I love doing this with you.
One, two, three, go.
What do you like the most
about your future son-in-law?
His perfect,
long and thick...
The tie!
What do you like the most
about your future
mother-in-law?
Her cuddles, of course!
-Hi!
-Hi!
How was Veracruz?
-Good.
-Good?
Weird, but good.
-Weird.
-Yeah.
Who is it, love?
Hold on a second.
Is it the supermarket?
I can help.
No, it's Papasito.
Your dad?
I want to meet him!
No, a friend.
Mom, why don't you show him
all our magazine covers?
-She has them all.
-Really?
Yes, yes. Come.
That way.
-Okay.
-"Love"?
It was the TV.
Mom likes soap operas.
So, anyway,
I have a surprise for you.
You do?
I have a surprise for you too.
Pretty cool. Look.
I have to go back to Miami
right now.
I have to record
some stuff with LatinTuber
and her mom couldn't help.
LatinTuber's mom?
No, the little one's mom.
She has an upset stomach
and diarrhea.
Motita?
No, I mean, yes.
She has diarrhea too.
They both have diarrhea
so they didn't accept her
at the dog hotel.
I know they'll be okay with you,
I'm sorry,
I didn't know what else to do.
It's cool with you, right?
These are her pajamas,
diapers and homeopathy drops.
-Your daughter's?
-No, the dog's.
Okay?
What about her diapers?
She doesn't need any,
she's been potty-trained.
She can go by herself.
No problem.
Those are her toys
and all her stuff.
And the most important thing,
the girl and the dog.
-But I don't know...
-Okay?
I have to run,
thank you so much.
Thanks, really.
You're the best.
-And this.
-Bye.
Mom?
What's this?
Papasito had to go
record a video clip.
What is this gift
from the universe?
Come, come.
He likes kids.
My best acting,
in case you didn't know,
is when I explore fatherhood.
I even have
some frozen embryos
in case the right woman
doesn't say yes.
If you want to leave
your mark,
someone should keep
your legacy alive, right?
You're good with kids, son.
Who loves daddy?
Who loves daddy?
Oops.
She has diarrhea.
-Disgusting!
-What happened?
The dog...
It bit me, it bit me!
You disgusting dog!
Look at you!
Are you okay, son?
Yes, yes,
I have to run some errands.
I'm going to the pharmacy
and the supermarket.
I need to pick up some stuff.
Hey, bring some diapers.
Did you poop?
-No.
-No?
I asked you to come
because we did some focus groups
on "The Adames" and...
-Thanks.
-Do you remember...
Do you remember
that period drama
where the star suddenly dies?
We thought
it would be a great idea
to suddenly kill
one of our stars
to boost ratings.
Which one?
Mortadella, of course.
Hey, that's a new table.
What are you talking about, boss?
Very funny.
Ana is getting more difficult
and this new relationship
can bring problems on set.
Distractions,
jealousy, death and destruction,
you know how it is.
Boss, we wrote 350 episodes,
there's a story,
a narrative arc.
Are you crazy?
Right, but we could...
Ratings will plummet.
What if we kill Yomero?
Come on, boss!
Why don't you go
tell the big boss
that you want
to kill the leading man
and see what he says?
The whisky's delicious.
Mom, stop giving her candies,
she'll get hyper
and it'll give her more diarrhea.
Where did you get that?
It must be fake news.
Every web page
on pediatrics says so, Mom.
I had two kids.
-Where's her underwear?
-I know what I'm doing.
That was 40 years ago.
Where's her underwear?
Did you wash it?
-Mom, did you wash it?
-Say "grandma."
-These are soiled.
-Good girl!
Mom, that won't hold.
-She has diarrhea!
-Did you hear that, love?
-Now Motita pooped!
-Do you like these?
Mom, what are we
making her for dinner?
What do we do?
You only have jello.
Poop!
Did you just say that,
or did I imagine it?
I said it in my head.
You can hear
what I'm thinking?
Yes.
No way!
We have telepathy?
Poop!
Honey, I think you should
take her to the bathroom.
Before it's too late.
Right, let's go.
Here's the leash,
the dog's leash.
Right.
-You pooped already?
-Yes.
-Yes?
-Food!
No, no food right now.
PRESIDENT'S OFFICE
Am I actually paying you
to come up with this shit?
You're lucky
you still have a job!
It was just a suggestion.
Take your stupid ideas
somewhere else.
Bring me my shoe
and close the door, idiot.
Now walk as if
you were holding
a scarf in your bum.
Now you, Motita.
You too.
Put one foot in front of
the other, you too.
Very good.
Now a picture!
A picture of both of you.
-Mom!
-Get in the picture.
What are you doing, Mom?
You made a catwalk?
Pose there.
Let's get a picture.
-Take the picture.
-Yes!
Very good.
-Done.
-Lovely!
Second lesson!
Chick, Check and Shock.
No Chick, Check and Shock.
She's never going
to learn that.
Motita, come,
You'll do. Eight-teeth smile!
Why don't you want to come
and be a princess with me, wolf?
Because princesses are crazy!
And they get locked up in palaces
that are hard to clean
and marry princess
they don't even know.
And what's so fun
about being a wolf?
We're hairy and we howl
whenever we want.
Plus, we can squirt
through our va-jay-jays.
What's that?
You'll find out some day.
Ana!
-Did you say my name?
-Ana.
You're so stupid.
You missed it.
LatinTuber
Papasito
And Motita
The party's starting
You can't miss it
We're just friends
But we don't commit
You know, baby
I like dancing by myself
Rub up on him!
Get him hard.
That's right!
Yeah, now grab it!
Grab what?
No, no.
I need a break.
Together, together
But not too close
Go on, go on!
Okay, but let's take a minute.
TOGETHER BUT NOT TOO CLOSE
PAPASITO AND LATINTUBER
WE'RE LAUNCHING THE VIDEO!
LA NENA:
LEARNING TO BE A PRINCESS.
ANADELAREGADERA:
LEARNING NOT TO BE A PRINCESS.
Hey.
Did I make you uncomfortable?
A little bit.
Sorry.
That was some
crazy shit right there.
It is.
Look. Ana did
a puppet show.
I love her!
Your hand shakes
when you write to her.
You should see your face
when you talk about her
or when you see her.
I think you should ask
me for advice in love.
I knew it
from the moment I saw you.
-Hey!
-Right, going.
-We're going.
-I'm good at this, I swear.
People should call me Cupid.
-I'll be honest.
-Okay.
I'm crazy for her.
Okay.
I never felt this way before.
Well, then?
Plus, I think
we're made each other.
But she friend-zoned me
twice already.
Twice.
I won't let her do that again.
Isn't it worse
to be going crazy like this?
Yeah, but sometimes it's like
she doesn't think
I'm good enough.
Ana? No, you're crazy.
She's not like that.
She really isn't.
What about the people
she spends time with?
They don't matter.
Tell her how you feel.
You have nothing to lose.
I've got everything to lose.
That doesn't mean
you shouldn't try.
So exciting!
I bet you'll get married!
What a pretty girl!
Here, use this.
Such a good girl.
Do you like warm water, Motita?
Of course you do.
TUESDAY: TIME'S UP!
Want to swim with her?
Shit.
I have confidential
information on Ana.
What information?
Not so fast.
First I want a 200 percent raise.
Impossible.
That's impossible.
Fine, 200 per cent.
That's not all.
I also want a permanent supply
of fried plantain with chili
and a new dressing room
with a bed for my father.
Done, okay.
And I want to be the star
of the next season.
That's not up to me.
There's a story,
there's a narrative arc.
Too bad.
So you don't call the shots?
Of course I do.
What have you got?
What's the information?
This is a detailed log
of Ana's movements
over the last three months.
It wasn't easy,
but it's all there.
-What are the yellow parts?
-Bathroom breaks.
-What about the red?
-Social media.
She almost always uses
a fake profile.
Chaketita4ever.
Chaketita4ever.
SCREW YOUUUUUUU
THE ADAMES
NUMBER ONE SHOW IN LATIN AMERICA
THE NIGHT WE WON BIG
You're nothing
without Mortadella, assholes.
"Chaketita forever",
very funny, Ana.
You're not paying attention.
In her search history,
there isn't a single love song.
Or romantic restaurants,
or sexy underwear.
And there isn't a single picture
with her supposed boyfriend.
What are you trying to say?
That her relationship is faker
than a three-dollar bill.
Why would she have
a fake relationship?
To make you jealous
so you'll fire her, Einstein.
Okay, thanks for the information.
You can go now.
Yes!
-Hello?
-How's it going?
Who is this?
Your boss, who do you think?
Where are you?
I'm here in L.A.
Buying something nice for Ana.
Excellent! Keep it up,
don't let success scare you.
I do what I can.
Ana can be very demanding,
but she's worth it.
Right.
Listen, I heard some rumors
and I have a proposal for you.
Sure. I'm listening.
Twinkle, twinkle, little star
How I wonder what you are
You're asleep.
LATINTUBER: SNEAK PEAK
#TOGETHER BUT NOT TOO CLOSE
This is the Reggaeton King
What a handsome cowboy
Papasito, honey...
Ready?
One, two, three!
Let's see.
Hey, girl.
Hello.
How did she behave?
-She was easy.
-Yeah?
Right?
She can say my name.
-What's my name?
-What's her name?
-What's my name?
-Ana.
So cool, she can say your name!
-And they're best friends.
-Did you get along with Motita?
You're best friends, right?
Does anyone want pancakes?
I want pancakes,
thank you, that's so nice.
I think I'll just order
delivery.
Two orders, right?
Come help me, dear.
Okay.
I'll let you know
when they get here.
-Thanks.
-Mom, take Motita.
Thank you.
She's so pretty.
Come, honey.
Hey, thanks for this
and for everything you do.
You have such an amazing heart.
Don't you see
anything wrong here?
What?
Shit. The Marys.
You said you'd take care
of them when I was gone,
they were like our children.
I'm so sorry.
Things have been crazy.
I don't even know
what time of day it is anymore,
or where I am.
Everything happened so fast.
I don't understand
why it had to be this way.
-What way?
-This way.
Do I have to tell you?
I don't know what you mean,
so please do.
You sold out.
You sold out too.
I had no choice.
There's always a choice,
what are you talking about?
-Really?
-Yeah.
I always told you
to follow your heart.
You're always working.
You're a slave to your job.
You look happy
in your videos,
in Miami
with all those big butts.
-I have to do it!
-You have to, but I don't?
You're a song writer.
Who am I learning from?
A song writer
who wanted to make music,
who wanted to do
something different.
-But I'm trying!
-I know another Papasito
who loves his work,
and makes another kind of music.
But you told me to do this,
you said it would help me,
that it would be good
for my career.
You know what? Forget it.
-Look...
-I'm sorry.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
We're both stressed out.
I'm exhausted from the trip,
I've had a lot
of things on my mind.
I didn't mean to say that,
I'm sorry.
Me neither.
I'm sorry.
Plus, there's something
I want to talk to you about.
Yeah. I brought you something.
Want to see it?
-Sure, sure.
-One second.
Straight out of Catemaco,
Veracruz.
-For me?
-Yes, with lots of love.
Wow!
It's beautiful.
I'll write so many songs
for you with this.
For me?
I want to be the one
To wake up next to you
To sing you a song
When you're feeling blue
Yeah.
Ana, there's something important
I want to tell you.
Okay.
What is this? No, no, no.
This is too romantic.
It's beautiful, thank you.
Honey!
Hello, family, how are you?
Today, I feel grateful,
Today, I feel blessed.
Because everything
I wished for
has come true.
Is he a clown?
No. I mean, yes. I think so.
Boss.
Young man...
I want to thank the universe.
Thank you so much.
The most beautiful woman
has agreed to be my wife.
Marisela and I
are getting married.
EXCLUSIVE:
THEY'RE GETTING MARRIED!
Honey, what a surprise!
Congratulations!
Music, please!
Papasito. Papasito!
No, Ana, we're live.
What a nice trio you hired!
But I have to go...
Breaking news.
A wedding at "The Adames."
The wedding of the year!
Mexico is celebrating.
The moment when
Yomero asks Ana to marry him.
It's the news of the year.
We hope to be invited
to this huge event
that will probably be
the wedding of the century.
One of these days
I'll be on my way
TO MY REAL FAMILY
Hi, I'm Antonia.
I'm 8 years' old
and I'm from Argentina.
I'm 4'10
and I play Tuesday.
Thank you! Thank you!
Thank you!
Thanks to the viewers.
I should be sharing
this award with you, Ana,
for being the best co-worker
I could ever ask for.
I want to dedicate
this award
to my dad,
my grandparents,
and my mom,
may she rest in peace.
Thanks to the producers
for giving me the chance
to follow my dreams
and to our writer and director
who helps me grow
as an actress every day.
I love you all.
It was you. You're a hacker.
And what you're doing is illegal.
Me?
But I'm a minor.
You were already the female lead
in Season One,
now it's my turn.
We can do this
the easy way, or...
The hard way.
Every morning
I look at the sky
I look in the mirror
And I want to fly
Cupid is gone
He didn't say why...
LOS ANGELES
Stay put!
But it tickles!
NANA
That's how you
wear them.
Look, I also bought
a shirt that goes
with my whimsical,
romantic style.
Casual and natural.
For men like you,
the natural look is best.
-Honey, you're home!
-Honey, you're home!
Your boyfriend
dropped by for a visit.
He's delightful.
And he's the best student
I've ever had.
What?
You took my mother's class?
DIPLOMA
WE HEREBY CERTIFY THAT YOMERO
ATTENDED THE WORKSHOP:
"I'M A DIFFERENT WOMAN, I'M ME"
Well, I had to keep myself busy
while you were
in Veracruz,
because I was going crazy.
A bird in the hand
is worth two in the bush.
Come.
-I'll be right back.
-Right.
Your mom is great.
I love how spiritual she is.
Put this on,
I shouldn't see your bare chest.
-Right.
-So did you tell her about...
The engagement?
No, not until you say yes.
You will say yes, won't you?
Just imagine us together
for 636 more episodes.
What?
You and me doing sequels,
spin-offs, world tours
as Yomero and Mortadella.
José Julián and Marisela
together forever!
Mary?
Mary!
Hey, do you think you could
come by to water them?
But you'll be
in L.A., won't you?
They renewed my contract.
What about our
trip to Veracruz?
It's a long weekend,
did you forget?
This is a song I wrote
for a collab with LatinTuber.
I was trying to record
some jaranas, but...
I was too late.
I want to change the lyrics.
Why?
Because everything in life ends
and being without really being...
It's not living.
Let's do this.
-Yes!
-Let's do it.
-Let's do it.
-Okay.
You'll make me
the happiest man in the world.
No! What are you doing?
Don't announce it yet.
Listen.
My mom can't find out.
Don't announce it.
Please, not yet.
Why not? It's what
we've always dreamed of.
I want it to be special.
I don't know,
let's take her out to dinner.
No, honey,
let's be more spontaneous!
Let's shout it out
to the whole world right now!
But then the press
won't leave us alone.
Let's wait, I want to be chaste
and pure for you, love.
I want to be all yours
for a while.
Okay.
But I won't wait long.
I want everyone to know
that you're mine.
Mine, mine, mine!
ALWAYSJOSÉJULIÁN:
WITH MY BEAUTIFUL MA
Son?
Come on, Regadera.
ALWAYSJOSÉJULIÁN:
THERE'S NO RIGHT TIME FOR LOVE
You can't be serious.
ANA INCOMING CALL
PICK UP
CHECK
CALLING
-What's up?
-Nothing.
I wanted you to be the first
to know I got engaged.
What?
That's not the ring finger.
And why are you in the bathroom?
I don't want
my mom to know yet,
and plus,
we haven't announced it.
Why the big secret?
Maybe you're not so sure?
I'm totally sure.
Aren't you going
too fast, Regadera?
There's no right time for love.
Now you're talking like him,
give me a break.
I'm just a woman in love.
I thought you hated
being on "The Adames."
Do you know how many days of work
you share with your fiancée?
Look, as long as he's there,
I'll be happy.
One second.
Yes, love? I'm coming.
Just a second, gorgeous.
He's here in L.A., you know?
-Well, but...
-Bye!
She's engaged.
It can't be.
Shit.
Fuck!
Ana, don't run away
Why, Ana
Won't you stay?
Our love was
Meant to be this way
Ana!
Don't run away
Why, Ana
Won't you stay?
Our love was
Meant to be this way
Ana!
It's you, Ana
The dream I prayed
Would be mine someday
Ana
Ana
Ana
Ana
Our love was
Meant to be this way
Ana!
-With you!
-Yomero Forever.
-Hashtag: YomeroAndMortadella.
-Remember the steps.
I remember, look.
We start here.
Two steps, two steps.
It'll look beautiful.
-End in a pose.
-I love doing this with you.
One, two, three, go.
What do you like the most
about your future son-in-law?
His perfect,
long and thick...
The tie!
What do you like the most
about your future
mother-in-law?
Her cuddles, of course!
-Hi!
-Hi!
How was Veracruz?
-Good.
-Good?
Weird, but good.
-Weird.
-Yeah.
Who is it, love?
Hold on a second.
Is it the supermarket?
I can help.
No, it's Papasito.
Your dad?
I want to meet him!
No, a friend.
Mom, why don't you show him
all our magazine covers?
-She has them all.
-Really?
Yes, yes. Come.
That way.
-Okay.
-"Love"?
It was the TV.
Mom likes soap operas.
So, anyway,
I have a surprise for you.
You do?
I have a surprise for you too.
Pretty cool. Look.
I have to go back to Miami
right now.
I have to record
some stuff with LatinTuber
and her mom couldn't help.
LatinTuber's mom?
No, the little one's mom.
She has an upset stomach
and diarrhea.
Motita?
No, I mean, yes.
She has diarrhea too.
They both have diarrhea
so they didn't accept her
at the dog hotel.
I know they'll be okay with you,
I'm sorry,
I didn't know what else to do.
It's cool with you, right?
These are her pajamas,
diapers and homeopathy drops.
-Your daughter's?
-No, the dog's.
Okay?
What about her diapers?
She doesn't need any,
she's been potty-trained.
She can go by herself.
No problem.
Those are her toys
and all her stuff.
And the most important thing,
the girl and the dog.
-But I don't know...
-Okay?
I have to run,
thank you so much.
Thanks, really.
You're the best.
-And this.
-Bye.
Mom?
What's this?
Papasito had to go
record a video clip.
What is this gift
from the universe?
Come, come.
He likes kids.
My best acting,
in case you didn't know,
is when I explore fatherhood.
I even have
some frozen embryos
in case the right woman
doesn't say yes.
If you want to leave
your mark,
someone should keep
your legacy alive, right?
You're good with kids, son.
Who loves daddy?
Who loves daddy?
Oops.
She has diarrhea.
-Disgusting!
-What happened?
The dog...
It bit me, it bit me!
You disgusting dog!
Look at you!
Are you okay, son?
Yes, yes,
I have to run some errands.
I'm going to the pharmacy
and the supermarket.
I need to pick up some stuff.
Hey, bring some diapers.
Did you poop?
-No.
-No?
I asked you to come
because we did some focus groups
on "The Adames" and...
-Thanks.
-Do you remember...
Do you remember
that period drama
where the star suddenly dies?
We thought
it would be a great idea
to suddenly kill
one of our stars
to boost ratings.
Which one?
Mortadella, of course.
Hey, that's a new table.
What are you talking about, boss?
Very funny.
Ana is getting more difficult
and this new relationship
can bring problems on set.
Distractions,
jealousy, death and destruction,
you know how it is.
Boss, we wrote 350 episodes,
there's a story,
a narrative arc.
Are you crazy?
Right, but we could...
Ratings will plummet.
What if we kill Yomero?
Come on, boss!
Why don't you go
tell the big boss
that you want
to kill the leading man
and see what he says?
The whisky's delicious.
Mom, stop giving her candies,
she'll get hyper
and it'll give her more diarrhea.
Where did you get that?
It must be fake news.
Every web page
on pediatrics says so, Mom.
I had two kids.
-Where's her underwear?
-I know what I'm doing.
That was 40 years ago.
Where's her underwear?
Did you wash it?
-Mom, did you wash it?
-Say "grandma."
-These are soiled.
-Good girl!
Mom, that won't hold.
-She has diarrhea!
-Did you hear that, love?
-Now Motita pooped!
-Do you like these?
Mom, what are we
making her for dinner?
What do we do?
You only have jello.
Poop!
Did you just say that,
or did I imagine it?
I said it in my head.
You can hear
what I'm thinking?
Yes.
No way!
We have telepathy?
Poop!
Honey, I think you should
take her to the bathroom.
Before it's too late.
Right, let's go.
Here's the leash,
the dog's leash.
Right.
-You pooped already?
-Yes.
-Yes?
-Food!
No, no food right now.
PRESIDENT'S OFFICE
Am I actually paying you
to come up with this shit?
You're lucky
you still have a job!
It was just a suggestion.
Take your stupid ideas
somewhere else.
Bring me my shoe
and close the door, idiot.
Now walk as if
you were holding
a scarf in your bum.
Now you, Motita.
You too.
Put one foot in front of
the other, you too.
Very good.
Now a picture!
A picture of both of you.
-Mom!
-Get in the picture.
What are you doing, Mom?
You made a catwalk?
Pose there.
Let's get a picture.
-Take the picture.
-Yes!
Very good.
-Done.
-Lovely!
Second lesson!
Chick, Check and Shock.
No Chick, Check and Shock.
She's never going
to learn that.
Motita, come,
You'll do. Eight-teeth smile!
Why don't you want to come
and be a princess with me, wolf?
Because princesses are crazy!
And they get locked up in palaces
that are hard to clean
and marry princess
they don't even know.
And what's so fun
about being a wolf?
We're hairy and we howl
whenever we want.
Plus, we can squirt
through our va-jay-jays.
What's that?
You'll find out some day.
Ana!
-Did you say my name?
-Ana.
You're so stupid.
You missed it.
LatinTuber
Papasito
And Motita
The party's starting
You can't miss it
We're just friends
But we don't commit
You know, baby
I like dancing by myself
Rub up on him!
Get him hard.
That's right!
Yeah, now grab it!
Grab what?
No, no.
I need a break.
Together, together
But not too close
Go on, go on!
Okay, but let's take a minute.
TOGETHER BUT NOT TOO CLOSE
PAPASITO AND LATINTUBER
WE'RE LAUNCHING THE VIDEO!
LA NENA:
LEARNING TO BE A PRINCESS.
ANADELAREGADERA:
LEARNING NOT TO BE A PRINCESS.
Hey.
Did I make you uncomfortable?
A little bit.
Sorry.
That was some
crazy shit right there.
It is.
Look. Ana did
a puppet show.
I love her!
Your hand shakes
when you write to her.
You should see your face
when you talk about her
or when you see her.
I think you should ask
me for advice in love.
I knew it
from the moment I saw you.
-Hey!
-Right, going.
-We're going.
-I'm good at this, I swear.
People should call me Cupid.
-I'll be honest.
-Okay.
I'm crazy for her.
Okay.
I never felt this way before.
Well, then?
Plus, I think
we're made each other.
But she friend-zoned me
twice already.
Twice.
I won't let her do that again.
Isn't it worse
to be going crazy like this?
Yeah, but sometimes it's like
she doesn't think
I'm good enough.
Ana? No, you're crazy.
She's not like that.
She really isn't.
What about the people
she spends time with?
They don't matter.
Tell her how you feel.
You have nothing to lose.
I've got everything to lose.
That doesn't mean
you shouldn't try.
So exciting!
I bet you'll get married!
What a pretty girl!
Here, use this.
Such a good girl.
Do you like warm water, Motita?
Of course you do.
TUESDAY: TIME'S UP!
Want to swim with her?
Shit.
I have confidential
information on Ana.
What information?
Not so fast.
First I want a 200 percent raise.
Impossible.
That's impossible.
Fine, 200 per cent.
That's not all.
I also want a permanent supply
of fried plantain with chili
and a new dressing room
with a bed for my father.
Done, okay.
And I want to be the star
of the next season.
That's not up to me.
There's a story,
there's a narrative arc.
Too bad.
So you don't call the shots?
Of course I do.
What have you got?
What's the information?
This is a detailed log
of Ana's movements
over the last three months.
It wasn't easy,
but it's all there.
-What are the yellow parts?
-Bathroom breaks.
-What about the red?
-Social media.
She almost always uses
a fake profile.
Chaketita4ever.
Chaketita4ever.
SCREW YOUUUUUUU
THE ADAMES
NUMBER ONE SHOW IN LATIN AMERICA
THE NIGHT WE WON BIG
You're nothing
without Mortadella, assholes.
"Chaketita forever",
very funny, Ana.
You're not paying attention.
In her search history,
there isn't a single love song.
Or romantic restaurants,
or sexy underwear.
And there isn't a single picture
with her supposed boyfriend.
What are you trying to say?
That her relationship is faker
than a three-dollar bill.
Why would she have
a fake relationship?
To make you jealous
so you'll fire her, Einstein.
Okay, thanks for the information.
You can go now.
Yes!
-Hello?
-How's it going?
Who is this?
Your boss, who do you think?
Where are you?
I'm here in L.A.
Buying something nice for Ana.
Excellent! Keep it up,
don't let success scare you.
I do what I can.
Ana can be very demanding,
but she's worth it.
Right.
Listen, I heard some rumors
and I have a proposal for you.
Sure. I'm listening.
Twinkle, twinkle, little star
How I wonder what you are
You're asleep.
LATINTUBER: SNEAK PEAK
#TOGETHER BUT NOT TOO CLOSE
This is the Reggaeton King
What a handsome cowboy
Papasito, honey...
Ready?
One, two, three!
Let's see.
Hey, girl.
Hello.
How did she behave?
-She was easy.
-Yeah?
Right?
She can say my name.
-What's my name?
-What's her name?
-What's my name?
-Ana.
So cool, she can say your name!
-And they're best friends.
-Did you get along with Motita?
You're best friends, right?
Does anyone want pancakes?
I want pancakes,
thank you, that's so nice.
I think I'll just order
delivery.
Two orders, right?
Come help me, dear.
Okay.
I'll let you know
when they get here.
-Thanks.
-Mom, take Motita.
Thank you.
She's so pretty.
Come, honey.
Hey, thanks for this
and for everything you do.
You have such an amazing heart.
Don't you see
anything wrong here?
What?
Shit. The Marys.
You said you'd take care
of them when I was gone,
they were like our children.
I'm so sorry.
Things have been crazy.
I don't even know
what time of day it is anymore,
or where I am.
Everything happened so fast.
I don't understand
why it had to be this way.
-What way?
-This way.
Do I have to tell you?
I don't know what you mean,
so please do.
You sold out.
You sold out too.
I had no choice.
There's always a choice,
what are you talking about?
-Really?
-Yeah.
I always told you
to follow your heart.
You're always working.
You're a slave to your job.
You look happy
in your videos,
in Miami
with all those big butts.
-I have to do it!
-You have to, but I don't?
You're a song writer.
Who am I learning from?
A song writer
who wanted to make music,
who wanted to do
something different.
-But I'm trying!
-I know another Papasito
who loves his work,
and makes another kind of music.
But you told me to do this,
you said it would help me,
that it would be good
for my career.
You know what? Forget it.
-Look...
-I'm sorry.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
We're both stressed out.
I'm exhausted from the trip,
I've had a lot
of things on my mind.
I didn't mean to say that,
I'm sorry.
Me neither.
I'm sorry.
Plus, there's something
I want to talk to you about.
Yeah. I brought you something.
Want to see it?
-Sure, sure.
-One second.
Straight out of Catemaco,
Veracruz.
-For me?
-Yes, with lots of love.
Wow!
It's beautiful.
I'll write so many songs
for you with this.
For me?
I want to be the one
To wake up next to you
To sing you a song
When you're feeling blue
Yeah.
Ana, there's something important
I want to tell you.
Okay.
What is this? No, no, no.
This is too romantic.
It's beautiful, thank you.
Honey!
Hello, family, how are you?
Today, I feel grateful,
Today, I feel blessed.
Because everything
I wished for
has come true.
Is he a clown?
No. I mean, yes. I think so.
Boss.
Young man...
I want to thank the universe.
Thank you so much.
The most beautiful woman
has agreed to be my wife.
Marisela and I
are getting married.
EXCLUSIVE:
THEY'RE GETTING MARRIED!
Honey, what a surprise!
Congratulations!
Music, please!
Papasito. Papasito!
No, Ana, we're live.
What a nice trio you hired!
But I have to go...
Breaking news.
A wedding at "The Adames."
The wedding of the year!
Mexico is celebrating.
The moment when
Yomero asks Ana to marry him.
It's the news of the year.
We hope to be invited
to this huge event
that will probably be
the wedding of the century.
One of these days
I'll be on my way
TO MY REAL FAMILY
Hi, I'm Antonia.
I'm 8 years' old
and I'm from Argentina.
I'm 4'10
and I play Tuesday.
Thank you! Thank you!
Thank you!
Thanks to the viewers.
I should be sharing
this award with you, Ana,
for being the best co-worker
I could ever ask for.
I want to dedicate
this award
to my dad,
my grandparents,
and my mom,
may she rest in peace.
Thanks to the producers
for giving me the chance
to follow my dreams
and to our writer and director
who helps me grow
as an actress every day.
I love you all.
It was you. You're a hacker.
And what you're doing is illegal.
Me?
But I'm a minor.
You were already the female lead
in Season One,
now it's my turn.
We can do this
the easy way, or...
The hard way.
Every morning
I look at the sky
I look in the mirror
And I want to fly
Cupid is gone
He didn't say why...