Ana (2020–…): Season 1, Episode 8 - Anciana - full transcript

PRESENTS

Are we waiting for someone?

No, it's just me.

Hey, don't feel bad about it.

Many women decide
to have kids alone.

No, I don't feel bad.

And I don't want kids now,

I want to wait until...

Until you find a partner.

No, until I'm ready.

Well, you'll have to hurry up.



-You're already 40.
-Thirty-nine.

I'll be 40 in a week.

Listen.

When you were 20, you had
about 300,000 eggs.

But after 35,

they start going down
considerably.

For a successful extraction,
we need

at least ten eggs.

Okay.

I'll help you produce
more of them this month.

The first thing
we're going to do

is inject hormones
so as to stimulate them.

When we're done,
we'll capture them

and then freeze them.



Is there any special risk?

The usual: Nausea,
weight gain,

water retention,
slight mood swings.

Okay.

So you have to avoid
certain substances.

-Like tobacco.
-I don't smoke.

-Alcohol, marihuana...
-Okay.

And there's a chance
it could hurt your bladder.

Excuse me. What?

They're isolated cases,
but it can happen.

No, no, no.

What do you mean
I can't smoke marihuana?

REANALYZING

ANA

Okay.

CHOCK
HELLO!!!

You're great.

Everything okay?

Look at that.
You have a grey hair.

What?

No, sorry.

Okay.

You scared me.

-You have three.
-What?

Yeah.

-No, no, no. Wait.
-No, let me see, Ana.

Actually,
they're just blond hairs.

-I have...
-Ana...

-Blond relatives...
-Ana.

A grey hair
is no big deal, don't worry.

I think your grey hairs

down there are sexy.

Damn it.

LOS ANGELES

Are you sure this
is the address?

It's here.

-Hello.
-Hello.

What are we doing here?

Are you investigating a role?

Russian secrets.

Have a seat.

-Hello, can I help you?
-Yes.

My name is Ana, and I have
an appointment for a haircut.

Okay. Follow me, please.

Keep this.

Thank you.

Hi, family.

LATINTUBER
FT. MOTITA

Today, we're doing
something called...

A. S. M. R.

Look what I found.

USE HEADPHONES

You have a lot of hair.

I mean, a lot of hair.

No, I don't.

Are you sure you don't
want to do a hair design?

You could have a star,
a flower, a heart,

or a Martini glass, like mine.

Do you want to see?

No, no, I'm good. Thank you.

You're all set.

-Excuse me?
-Yes.

You didn't remove these three.

That's not possible. Laser only
locate the dark pigmentation.

You could have told me that
on the phone.

What's the big deal, lady?
Just wax it.

If I wanted to wax it,
I would have done that.

I'm sorry,
what are you saying?

You know what?
I'm writing a review on Yelp.

It's not going to be good.

And I don't have a lot of hair.

Come on. I'm done.

Weren't you getting
a haircut?

What are you looking at?

-Excuse me, Ma'am?
-Do not call me "Ma'am"!

Ana. Ana. What happened?
What is it?

-Hello. Hi.
-Hello.

I have a special request for you.

-Okay.
-Okay, so...

I'm sorry,
we don't do that here.

-Why not?
-It's just something we don't do.

But you have to!
It's only three hairs.

-No, I'm sorry.
-I need this!

Please take your hands off me.

-Ana, what's the matter?
-No!

I just have some grey
hairs on my vagina,

and the laser machine
won't detect them.

Can you believe it?

So I asked them
to dye them here,

but this lady
doesn't want to.

-Could you lower your voice?
-"Could you lower your voice?"

Come, babe. Let's go.

It's just three hairs.

-Three stupid hairs.
-Okay.

If you don't relax,
you'll get more.

Now these ladies...

Do you need help?

No, I'm fine.
Thanks.

I don't see how hard
it can be

to dye three hairs.

I think what you need...

is some good pot.

I can't smoke
because of the hormones.

What hormones?

-If you won't smoke...
-Forget about it.

Neither will I.

Really?

There, there.
The lady with the three hairs.

Hello?

Hey, just calling
to let you know that

your callback for Morticia
got postponed 45 minutes.

What?

What callback?

-Don't tell me you forgot.
-No, I had no idea. What?

Are you sure about that?

Ana, the Morticia role
is open again,

I'll schedule a
callback for you.

Fuck!

I don't know what happened.
I don't know. Okay.

Do you know the scenes?

Yes, of course,
I know all the scenes.

I've done that callback
four times.

-Okay, just be there on time.
-Sure.

Trip cancelled?
Damn it.

Fuck!

-Hello?
-Why did you delete my messages?

-What messages?
-Don't play dumb.

You knew how important
this role was to me.

What did you think?
That I wouldn't know?

Look, why don't we
talk when you're

a little calmer, okay?

No, there's nothing
to talk about.

Nothing to talk about.

If I have an accident
and end up paralyzed...

Fuck!

-It'll be your fault, damn it.
-Ana, you're driving?

Your license was turned down!

Sorry, I didn't mean you.
Look, I have to go.

Right. Bye.

Where the hell is she?

What? Shit!

Damn.

Hi.

Hello.

-Hi.
-Thank you.

-Ana. Hi.
-Hi.

I'm sorry, I had a problem
with my car.

No problem, we're running
a few minutes behind.

Great.

Here are the new scenes.
We made a few changes.

Okay...

Six pages?

You have some time,

I'm sure you can
do something with it.

How about you try it
yourself, idiot.

I speak Spanish.

I'm sorry.

You know what?
I'm not sorry.

Ana? Come back,
you can't go in there!

Excuse me!

Hello.

You can't just change the scene
and expect me to learn it

in five minutes.
This is not how it works.

And you are?

No one, apparently.
You know what?

I had a really bad week,
and here I am, because I care.

I'm just tired of being
who you want me to be.

I think it's time
for you to leave.

Me too.

Good luck.

Actresses.

-Hello.
-Hey.

I'm outside. Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.

I'll be here if you
need anything.

Thanks.

Screw Morticia!

What does life mean?

She has two sides

The world's shadows and light

Her eyes are a deep sea

I wouldn't see the sun
Without her today

I write in my room

And the world burns out there

Spring is finally here
Nothing is impossible to her

When her hugs
And my hands link

Then I feel
She gives me her life

Hello?

Yeah, can you come over?
I can't turn on the TV!

-Please...
-Be right there.

It's not the batteries,
I changed them this morning.

It won't turn on.

What a dummy. I'm sorry.

Yes, she's covering me
with a special jelly.

It makes me slippery,

it was pretty hard
to climb the pole.

I got to the top,
and felt proud of myself

but it's still tough.

My thighs slipped
slowly down the pole.

I don't know what to do.

Everyone says I can't
miss the chance

to be a mom. But I don't
know if I want to.

It's like, "You can't miss
the chance

to try insects."
But if I haven't tried them,

how do I know if I want any?

I don't know if I want
to eat insects my whole life.

It's not really that bad.

Plus, when we turn 40,

we don't have the chance
to not know

what we want, you know?

-According to whom?
-I don't know...

-Who says that?
-Everyone.

What would make you happy?

A joint would make me happy.

Well, I think
you have to do things

because you feel like it,
not out of fear.

MEXICO CITY

-Hi.
-Miss, Ana.

Back already?

-I know, good afternoon.
-Good afternoon.

It's a gift from your daughter.

-A gift.
-A gift.

I don't know what it is,
but it smells delicious.

I know what it is!

You're an angel, thank you.

No problem.

I have something for you too.

I can't right now.

Can you keep it for me?

Thanks.

LIFE FLIES!

He says life flies.

Look at the teddy bear.
He says life flies.

Miss...

Poor teddy bear.

Please, calm down.

Look how he stares
at the horizon.

Yes, it's cute, but...

He's thinking.
Look at the hearts.

Yes.

We're here.

Did you know that
strawberry milkshake was

Pancho Villa's favorite drink?

They say he'd go
to Texas just to have it.

Tell me something.

Do you like being a dad?

You and your sister

are the best thing that ever

happened to me, Anabellichi.

And I know that
when I get very old,

the two of you will be there

to take care of me until I die.

-Are you okay?
-Yeah.

I choked on a broccoli.

Damn it. Wait, Regadera.

Regadera, wait, I'm in here!

-What are you doing there?
-Wait, hold on.

What the hell?

No way.

I wanted to surprise you.

-Surprise...
-What are you doing there?

Do you have any water?
Please.

Sure.

I was getting
claustrophobic in there.

Hey. I think it would have
been easier to hide

somewhere else,
like in the closet.

Not with all the shoes
you have in there.

Hey, what's with all
those 200-dollar bills?

Is The Company
still laundering money?

Picture this.

A period piece...

set in Mexico.
Sor Juana and you.

Sorry, I can't take you
seriously like that.

I'm offering you the role
of your dreams, Regadera.

Think about it. Look.

Look at this.

"SOR JUANA"

A PRODUCTION BY
THE COMPANY

What? You want
to do a period piece?

Well, it's actually
a 250-episode soap opera,

and it will be filmed
at the forum, of course.

But Sor Juana is
a great role for you.

You mean The Company
is willing to show

Sor Juana's whole life?

Well, we'd have to omit
some details, of course.

Like which?

Like the lesbianism,
the poetry, the cloister...

No, no, no,
we don't want to depress people.

It's public television,
you know how that works.

You just have
to make up your mind soon.

We start in three weeks.

Three weeks?

To produce this?

It's crazy! I have to read
all the books.

I only know the "Foolish Men"

poem, I have a lot to learn.

We start in two weeks.

FERTILITY CLINIC

Sometimes people
who don't have kids die alone.

They die alone, alone, alone...

Well, you'll have to hurry up.

You're already 40.

First try?

It's my third.

Are you ready, Madam?

-Wish me luck.
-Good luck.

You're up next.

Goddamn you.

TO MY REAL FAMILY

ANY RESEMBLANCE TO REALITY,
PLEASE DON'T TELL MY MOM