Ana (2020–…): Season 1, Episode 6 - Marrana - full transcript
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ANADELAREGADERA
ACTRESS
I SELL TAMALES ON SUNDAYS
JUST DOUGH ONES, NOT CORN
No.
NEW ANA
It's alive!
-It's Papasito. Talk to me.
-What's up?
Hey. I don't know
what to do, I'm with Mari,
how much water do I give her?
I don't want to drown her
or dry her out.
Talk to me, yeah?
Okay, bye.
Earth from Veracruz.
Thank you.
Do you have some hot sauce,
please?
Yeah, sure.
MR GREE
I'm sorry,
where is the girl?
I don't really know, Ma'am.
I'm sorry.
Do you have any real
Mexican hot sauce?
-Okay, let me check.
-Thanks.
Excuse me,
this is chimichurri.
Mexico and Argentina
are far and distant.
Sorry.
What's your spiciest?
Let me check.
I'll be right back.
-Hi.
-Hi.
-Good to see you.
-You too.
-Sit down.
-Thanks.
This one, maybe?
Yes, ketchup will do,
thank you.
-Sorry on behalf of my people.
-It's okay.
If I asked you to tell
the difference
between a Cantonese
and a Vietnamese sauce,
could you tell them apart?
Is that a test?
It could be a date...
Hello.
COOL RESTAURANT
So, I was in Morocco.
Have you been?
-No, I haven't.
-You have to go. It's beautiful.
-Yeah, for sure.
-Joe. Ban khoé không?
We'll have Trà Atisô with ice.
-Cam on nhihu.
-Cam on nhihu.
-This place is great.
-Yeah, you've been here before?
-No, it's my first time.
-Very good.
I tried to book it once,
but they said I had to do it
about three months
in advance, so...
Whoa, slow down, please.
Right, that always
happens to me.
I called, but they said
I had to book
three months in advance.
Right. That's true.
Did you call three months ago?
Since the first time we met.
But don't worry,
I'm not a psycho, I just...
wanted it to be special.
This guy
is like Sebastián Rulli.
Okay...
But gringo.
-Thanks.
-You're welcome.
-Cam on nhihu.
-You're welcome.
What?
He's Mexican.
-Him?
-Yeah.
-No, he's Vietnamese.
-No, he's not.
-How do you know?
-I just know.
No, no, impossible.
Do you want to bet?
Oh, you want to bet?
Yeah, I'll bet. Yeah.
What are we betting?
I hope he has
Sebastián Rulli's pecs.
A trip to Morocco, all included.
Okay. It's a bet.
Pectorals!
This is Hamlet that
I'm doing now,right.
-Ok.
-I'm the art director.
And I'm totally blocked!
I've got nothing,
everything's been done, art-wise.
Why don't you use curtains?
-Curtains?
-Yeah, you could...
No, dear. Don't sound too smart.
You know nothing
until he falls for you.
What are you thinking?
Tell me about the curtains.
You'll scare him away,
honey.
I don't know,
maybe in some scenes
or in some spaces, you can get
different artists to make
different curtains
with their own techniques.
You know?
I don't know. Maybe that's dumb.
No... that's brilliant.
Yeah? You think so?
Yeah, really.
Everything was delicious.
Yes, so delicious.
Thanks, it was worth the wait.
-What? Oh, right.
-Yeah.
-Ana...
-What?
This is so embarrassing,
but can I have
a picture with you?
-Sure.
-No way!
I'll take it.
Thanks.
Okay, say "cheese".
-Cheese.
-Cheese.
But I bet the others
are Vietnamese.
My countrymen in the kitchen
will never believe it.
Thanks!
Okay, let's go to Morocco.
MEXICO CITY
Damn...
I love the role of Virginia!
-Wow!
-Virginia?
-Yeah.
-No. Wait.
You're getting the role
of Esther.
Virginia's mom.
But Esther only has one line.
Yes, honey,
but Virginia's character
is a lesbian, and Michel Franco
wants a lesbian.
But I am a lesbian!
I can play a lesbian perfectly,
believe me.
Really! What's so funny?
It's just that...
You're less lesbian
than a cloistered nun.
There are many lesbian nuns,
my God.
Probably most of them are.
Ana, no blasphemy.
Don't be prejudiced.
Lesbians can be very different.
Go on, get me the part.
Please, I just have
to know the story.
But I swear I can do
a good Virginia role.
Believe me.
Look, you know Michel is picky.
-I can't promise anything, Anita.
-Just try, okay?
Okay?
Look, I'll massage your legs
even if you don't feel them.
Son of a bitch.
THE COMPANY
No way. The heartthrob?
The guy is ready
to get medicine discounts.
Hold on a second.
Good morning, Sir.
Ponchito, what's up
with forum 8?
I'm not getting an image
for a while now.
Right.
Give me a second.
I'll check that.
He should be the perverted uncle,
the one that's obsessed
with the leading actress.
What do you think?
Sir, excuse me...
What is it, Ponchito?
I checked forum 8
and there's nobody there.
What do you mean?
What about forum 9?
Not there either, Sir.
That's where Chabelo was.
Buddy, I'll have to
call back, okay?
Think about it. See you.
Ponchito, you're fired.
Me?
No, I'm just kidding.
Bring me a coffee
with whipped cream
and chocolate sprinkles, okay?
-All the fancy stuff.
-Yes, Sir.
-Right away.
-Thanks.
Dandruff? Redness?
Oiliness? Hair loss?
Never again, with the new
"Natural Penetration Essential".
made with real honey,
pure mint, onion,
garlic and chilies.
It's protein complex
of collagen and amphetamines
penetrates the roots.
Leaving your hair shiny
and manageable
from the first wash.
Feel the energy, with the new
"Natural Penetration
Essential Biotin Plus"
THE COMPANY
Regadera.
I'm watching that commercial
we filmed in the forum,
the one where shampoo
got in your eye
and you almost broke
your neck in the shower.
Where are you?
It's been a while.
Check in, please.
-That's right, let it go.
-Oh, Jesus of Veracruz!
-That's right.
-My God!
I came. It was great.
I swear...
I think I squirted.
I mean,
I felt my prostate.
-Okay.
-See?
You're very wet, but no.
But that means
I liked it, right?
Yeah, I feel
like I'm more wet now.
It's good that you like it.
But you have to let yourself go,
give up control,
own your body.
Okay.
-Okay, let's do it.
-What are you doing?
Nothing, just taking control.
Right, listen.
It's not homework.
Okay.
How about I take you
to a place where you'll learn
how to lose control?
-Want to?
-Okay.
Okay.
But I'm getting better, right?
Yes, much better.
Wow!
I love the dark vibe in here.
Super.
Did you read up
on porno-terrorism?
Not much,
I haven't had the time.
-What about bondage?
-No.
But you said
I'd learn a lot, right?
-Are you ready?
-Yeah.
-Did you get it?
-Ana.
Not here.
I can't talk here.
You know what?
I'll send the location.
-They're shushing me. Bye.
-Ana, get out.
I'm sorry. I sent the location.
I'm marked.
I'm desired,
I'm the goddess,
I'm the vagina, she who knows,
and she who doesn't. I'm mute.
The mark is on my skin.
And on yours. And hers.
It's the same mark,
the same trace.
We touch each other,
we bite each other.
We destroy each other,
give birth to each other.
I am blood, I'm a fountain,
I am life, I am you.
Bravo, bravo!
-Bravo! Amazing.
-Yeah, okay.
-I liked that.
-Yeah.
What are they doing?
Bondage is an expression
of total freedom.
But they're tying her up.
Yes, but she let's herself go.
She surrenders control.
She trusts.
The more tied up you are,
the freer you are?
Something like that.
And for a woman,
it's very enjoyable
and erotic.
Do you know how to do that?
Really?
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
I ran over.
Thanks.
I'm doing research
on Virginia.
Hold this.
Hey, boy!
-Ali, ali. This is Paz.
-What's up, Paz?
Ali Gua Gua Miss Bolivia
That's right, one more time.
-Mexico-Argentina...
-Argentina-Mexico...
Yeah.
Santeria, yeah. Santeria-a...
Okay, okay, here we go.
Fire Medusa, you're the Amazon
You burn like angel's trumpet
Like the belladonna, oh
Stick to my butt
I call you cutie
You call me stubborn
Your scent intoxicates
And we all faint
Like the poppy effect
I want your company
Dance close to me
I'll see you soon
But I want you now
In my hair
And when we're close
The ice melts
I float
I fly
You've practiced Santeria
Sa... sa... Santeria
Santeria
Santeria
You've practiced Santeria
-Santeria, Santeria
-Santeria
THE DAUGHTERS OF APRIL
EMMA SUÁREZ
I love April,
it's my favorite month.
I love Virginia,
her relationship
with her mother
and her sister
is extraordinary.
Great, because Esther
is very important
in this story,
she really supports Virginia.
Sir, the budget is in
for the paralyzed mom's bed.
Okay.
Yes, but I don't want
to play Esther.
I like Virginia.
Call Salo, my cousin,
he'll get a free hospital bed.
Take this, if you like.
Listen, if it's about the money,
I can do it for free.
-You're not a lesbian.
-No, I am.
I'm a big lesbian.
Especially lately.
I respect men a lot more.
It's hard to pleasure a woman.
I know about the scissors,
you know?
And the tongue, and the way you
use your tongue and nose.
And the way you use
your finger, like this.
Come hither. Pretty effective.
Have you seen my movies, Ana?
I do realistic movies.
I need a lesbian,
an actress that's a lesbian
and committed.
Exactly, a committed lesbian,
not a tourist.
Good luck.
Thanks.
LOS ANGELES
Almost there!
Yeah.
How amazing is this place?
Amazing.
I'm breathless.
We could eat here.
-Yeah, perfect.
-Yeah.
It was...
a long hike, right?
Good, huh?
How much was it?
Fifteen kilometers?
Fifteen kilometers?
Closer to one, but...
-Okay.
-Who's counting?
-Have that.
-Okay.
Thank you.
-Yum, I'm so hungry...
-Yeah?
It looks good. What is it?
It's a mix of local organic
wheat, turmeric and tofu.
Do you like it?
It's very...
Committed.
When I visit my nephews
in Sausalito...
I like making them lunch.
Nice.
I can't wait to have my own.
This is the one, dear.
Cute, blond,
gringo, a chic sporty guy.
Don't ruin it, dear.
Remember, men are hunters.
Don't give them
everything right away.
Give them the garden,
but not the peach.
And you?
Do you want children?
Well, I don't know.
I can barely take care of myself,
I don't know if I can
take care of someone else.
I could take care of you.
-Really?
-Yeah.
Are you okay?
Yeah, it's just that...
I want to bite into
this delicious sandwich.
Good, huh?
-Are those chips?
-Yeah, sea weed.
PAPASITO
A gringa, please
MEXICO CITY
Glad you came back earlier.
Yeah, this couldn't wait.
-Ana.
-What?
If you're nervous,
this isn't going to work.
No, no, no, I'm really excited.
-Are you sure?
-Yeah.
Okay. Because we have
to agree on everything.
-Right.
-Okay?
Agreed.
-Step by step.
-Right.
-All of it.
-Agreed. Love it.
Okay.
Okay.
Hey, what are the scissors
and flashlight for?
It's a precaution.
I mean, if there's
a tremor or anything,
we need to be ready.
A tremor?
Well, yes, this is a seismic zone.
Anything can happen,
there could be a black out
and I have to be ready
to let you go.
-Yeah.
-Ready?
I need your consent.
Ready?
Wait, wait.
It's just that...
It's like...
I'm feeling jet lag.
I ate too much on the plane.
I'm afraid to fart. I'm sorry.
My phone is ringing!
-I have to get that.
-Yeah, go ahead.
-I'm sorry.
-It's fine.
Oh, come on, untie me.
Don't be mean.
No problem.
It could be my agent,
he doesn't know where I am.
Sorry. Hello?
Good evening,
this is the airport.
-Miss Ana de la Regadera?
-Yes, that's me.
We've detained a man
who says he knows you.
-Who?
-He says he's a friend.
-Right, I'll be right there.
-Fuck.
I know. A friend is in trouble,
I have to go.
-Seriously?
-Sorry.
I liked how
those ropes were looking.
I look cute in them.
Thanks.
MEXICO CITY AIRPORT
-Good evening.
-Good evening.
He had to be taken
off the plane in a stretcher.
-Oh God.
-Your family member is here!
Thank you.
What happened?
Are you okay?
I went to L.A. and came back
in the same day.
What? You took a flight?
Two flights.
But the damned flight
on the way back
had acceleration trouble
or something.
We had to try landing
four times.
I had a nervous breakdown,
I had to take
a bunch of pills.
-Look at you.
-What's so funny?
It's not funny.
I hadn't gotten on a plane
in 12 years, Regadera.
Today I got on two to see you.
To see me?
To see you, yes.
Poor thing. You're not okay.
Have some rest, okay?
It was awful, wasn't it?
Hey.
Can I show you something?
This is called going down the well.
Wait a minute.
You just...
stay right there.
-Oh!
-Just stay there.
Just move your head a little.
Like that...
-In circles.
-I can't breathe.
It's just that you're very...
Whatever, just stay there.
-Wait a minute.
-I missed it.
TO MY REAL FAMILY
ANY RESEMBLANCE TO REALITY,
PLEASE, DON'T TELL MY MOM.
Are you sure you want to do this?
Unfollow!
ANADELAREGADERA
ACTRESS
I SELL TAMALES ON SUNDAYS
JUST DOUGH ONES, NOT CORN
No.
NEW ANA
It's alive!
-It's Papasito. Talk to me.
-What's up?
Hey. I don't know
what to do, I'm with Mari,
how much water do I give her?
I don't want to drown her
or dry her out.
Talk to me, yeah?
Okay, bye.
Earth from Veracruz.
Thank you.
Do you have some hot sauce,
please?
Yeah, sure.
MR GREE
I'm sorry,
where is the girl?
I don't really know, Ma'am.
I'm sorry.
Do you have any real
Mexican hot sauce?
-Okay, let me check.
-Thanks.
Excuse me,
this is chimichurri.
Mexico and Argentina
are far and distant.
Sorry.
What's your spiciest?
Let me check.
I'll be right back.
-Hi.
-Hi.
-Good to see you.
-You too.
-Sit down.
-Thanks.
This one, maybe?
Yes, ketchup will do,
thank you.
-Sorry on behalf of my people.
-It's okay.
If I asked you to tell
the difference
between a Cantonese
and a Vietnamese sauce,
could you tell them apart?
Is that a test?
It could be a date...
Hello.
COOL RESTAURANT
So, I was in Morocco.
Have you been?
-No, I haven't.
-You have to go. It's beautiful.
-Yeah, for sure.
-Joe. Ban khoé không?
We'll have Trà Atisô with ice.
-Cam on nhihu.
-Cam on nhihu.
-This place is great.
-Yeah, you've been here before?
-No, it's my first time.
-Very good.
I tried to book it once,
but they said I had to do it
about three months
in advance, so...
Whoa, slow down, please.
Right, that always
happens to me.
I called, but they said
I had to book
three months in advance.
Right. That's true.
Did you call three months ago?
Since the first time we met.
But don't worry,
I'm not a psycho, I just...
wanted it to be special.
This guy
is like Sebastián Rulli.
Okay...
But gringo.
-Thanks.
-You're welcome.
-Cam on nhihu.
-You're welcome.
What?
He's Mexican.
-Him?
-Yeah.
-No, he's Vietnamese.
-No, he's not.
-How do you know?
-I just know.
No, no, impossible.
Do you want to bet?
Oh, you want to bet?
Yeah, I'll bet. Yeah.
What are we betting?
I hope he has
Sebastián Rulli's pecs.
A trip to Morocco, all included.
Okay. It's a bet.
Pectorals!
This is Hamlet that
I'm doing now,right.
-Ok.
-I'm the art director.
And I'm totally blocked!
I've got nothing,
everything's been done, art-wise.
Why don't you use curtains?
-Curtains?
-Yeah, you could...
No, dear. Don't sound too smart.
You know nothing
until he falls for you.
What are you thinking?
Tell me about the curtains.
You'll scare him away,
honey.
I don't know,
maybe in some scenes
or in some spaces, you can get
different artists to make
different curtains
with their own techniques.
You know?
I don't know. Maybe that's dumb.
No... that's brilliant.
Yeah? You think so?
Yeah, really.
Everything was delicious.
Yes, so delicious.
Thanks, it was worth the wait.
-What? Oh, right.
-Yeah.
-Ana...
-What?
This is so embarrassing,
but can I have
a picture with you?
-Sure.
-No way!
I'll take it.
Thanks.
Okay, say "cheese".
-Cheese.
-Cheese.
But I bet the others
are Vietnamese.
My countrymen in the kitchen
will never believe it.
Thanks!
Okay, let's go to Morocco.
MEXICO CITY
Damn...
I love the role of Virginia!
-Wow!
-Virginia?
-Yeah.
-No. Wait.
You're getting the role
of Esther.
Virginia's mom.
But Esther only has one line.
Yes, honey,
but Virginia's character
is a lesbian, and Michel Franco
wants a lesbian.
But I am a lesbian!
I can play a lesbian perfectly,
believe me.
Really! What's so funny?
It's just that...
You're less lesbian
than a cloistered nun.
There are many lesbian nuns,
my God.
Probably most of them are.
Ana, no blasphemy.
Don't be prejudiced.
Lesbians can be very different.
Go on, get me the part.
Please, I just have
to know the story.
But I swear I can do
a good Virginia role.
Believe me.
Look, you know Michel is picky.
-I can't promise anything, Anita.
-Just try, okay?
Okay?
Look, I'll massage your legs
even if you don't feel them.
Son of a bitch.
THE COMPANY
No way. The heartthrob?
The guy is ready
to get medicine discounts.
Hold on a second.
Good morning, Sir.
Ponchito, what's up
with forum 8?
I'm not getting an image
for a while now.
Right.
Give me a second.
I'll check that.
He should be the perverted uncle,
the one that's obsessed
with the leading actress.
What do you think?
Sir, excuse me...
What is it, Ponchito?
I checked forum 8
and there's nobody there.
What do you mean?
What about forum 9?
Not there either, Sir.
That's where Chabelo was.
Buddy, I'll have to
call back, okay?
Think about it. See you.
Ponchito, you're fired.
Me?
No, I'm just kidding.
Bring me a coffee
with whipped cream
and chocolate sprinkles, okay?
-All the fancy stuff.
-Yes, Sir.
-Right away.
-Thanks.
Dandruff? Redness?
Oiliness? Hair loss?
Never again, with the new
"Natural Penetration Essential".
made with real honey,
pure mint, onion,
garlic and chilies.
It's protein complex
of collagen and amphetamines
penetrates the roots.
Leaving your hair shiny
and manageable
from the first wash.
Feel the energy, with the new
"Natural Penetration
Essential Biotin Plus"
THE COMPANY
Regadera.
I'm watching that commercial
we filmed in the forum,
the one where shampoo
got in your eye
and you almost broke
your neck in the shower.
Where are you?
It's been a while.
Check in, please.
-That's right, let it go.
-Oh, Jesus of Veracruz!
-That's right.
-My God!
I came. It was great.
I swear...
I think I squirted.
I mean,
I felt my prostate.
-Okay.
-See?
You're very wet, but no.
But that means
I liked it, right?
Yeah, I feel
like I'm more wet now.
It's good that you like it.
But you have to let yourself go,
give up control,
own your body.
Okay.
-Okay, let's do it.
-What are you doing?
Nothing, just taking control.
Right, listen.
It's not homework.
Okay.
How about I take you
to a place where you'll learn
how to lose control?
-Want to?
-Okay.
Okay.
But I'm getting better, right?
Yes, much better.
Wow!
I love the dark vibe in here.
Super.
Did you read up
on porno-terrorism?
Not much,
I haven't had the time.
-What about bondage?
-No.
But you said
I'd learn a lot, right?
-Are you ready?
-Yeah.
-Did you get it?
-Ana.
Not here.
I can't talk here.
You know what?
I'll send the location.
-They're shushing me. Bye.
-Ana, get out.
I'm sorry. I sent the location.
I'm marked.
I'm desired,
I'm the goddess,
I'm the vagina, she who knows,
and she who doesn't. I'm mute.
The mark is on my skin.
And on yours. And hers.
It's the same mark,
the same trace.
We touch each other,
we bite each other.
We destroy each other,
give birth to each other.
I am blood, I'm a fountain,
I am life, I am you.
Bravo, bravo!
-Bravo! Amazing.
-Yeah, okay.
-I liked that.
-Yeah.
What are they doing?
Bondage is an expression
of total freedom.
But they're tying her up.
Yes, but she let's herself go.
She surrenders control.
She trusts.
The more tied up you are,
the freer you are?
Something like that.
And for a woman,
it's very enjoyable
and erotic.
Do you know how to do that?
Really?
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
I ran over.
Thanks.
I'm doing research
on Virginia.
Hold this.
Hey, boy!
-Ali, ali. This is Paz.
-What's up, Paz?
Ali Gua Gua Miss Bolivia
That's right, one more time.
-Mexico-Argentina...
-Argentina-Mexico...
Yeah.
Santeria, yeah. Santeria-a...
Okay, okay, here we go.
Fire Medusa, you're the Amazon
You burn like angel's trumpet
Like the belladonna, oh
Stick to my butt
I call you cutie
You call me stubborn
Your scent intoxicates
And we all faint
Like the poppy effect
I want your company
Dance close to me
I'll see you soon
But I want you now
In my hair
And when we're close
The ice melts
I float
I fly
You've practiced Santeria
Sa... sa... Santeria
Santeria
Santeria
You've practiced Santeria
-Santeria, Santeria
-Santeria
THE DAUGHTERS OF APRIL
EMMA SUÁREZ
I love April,
it's my favorite month.
I love Virginia,
her relationship
with her mother
and her sister
is extraordinary.
Great, because Esther
is very important
in this story,
she really supports Virginia.
Sir, the budget is in
for the paralyzed mom's bed.
Okay.
Yes, but I don't want
to play Esther.
I like Virginia.
Call Salo, my cousin,
he'll get a free hospital bed.
Take this, if you like.
Listen, if it's about the money,
I can do it for free.
-You're not a lesbian.
-No, I am.
I'm a big lesbian.
Especially lately.
I respect men a lot more.
It's hard to pleasure a woman.
I know about the scissors,
you know?
And the tongue, and the way you
use your tongue and nose.
And the way you use
your finger, like this.
Come hither. Pretty effective.
Have you seen my movies, Ana?
I do realistic movies.
I need a lesbian,
an actress that's a lesbian
and committed.
Exactly, a committed lesbian,
not a tourist.
Good luck.
Thanks.
LOS ANGELES
Almost there!
Yeah.
How amazing is this place?
Amazing.
I'm breathless.
We could eat here.
-Yeah, perfect.
-Yeah.
It was...
a long hike, right?
Good, huh?
How much was it?
Fifteen kilometers?
Fifteen kilometers?
Closer to one, but...
-Okay.
-Who's counting?
-Have that.
-Okay.
Thank you.
-Yum, I'm so hungry...
-Yeah?
It looks good. What is it?
It's a mix of local organic
wheat, turmeric and tofu.
Do you like it?
It's very...
Committed.
When I visit my nephews
in Sausalito...
I like making them lunch.
Nice.
I can't wait to have my own.
This is the one, dear.
Cute, blond,
gringo, a chic sporty guy.
Don't ruin it, dear.
Remember, men are hunters.
Don't give them
everything right away.
Give them the garden,
but not the peach.
And you?
Do you want children?
Well, I don't know.
I can barely take care of myself,
I don't know if I can
take care of someone else.
I could take care of you.
-Really?
-Yeah.
Are you okay?
Yeah, it's just that...
I want to bite into
this delicious sandwich.
Good, huh?
-Are those chips?
-Yeah, sea weed.
PAPASITO
A gringa, please
MEXICO CITY
Glad you came back earlier.
Yeah, this couldn't wait.
-Ana.
-What?
If you're nervous,
this isn't going to work.
No, no, no, I'm really excited.
-Are you sure?
-Yeah.
Okay. Because we have
to agree on everything.
-Right.
-Okay?
Agreed.
-Step by step.
-Right.
-All of it.
-Agreed. Love it.
Okay.
Okay.
Hey, what are the scissors
and flashlight for?
It's a precaution.
I mean, if there's
a tremor or anything,
we need to be ready.
A tremor?
Well, yes, this is a seismic zone.
Anything can happen,
there could be a black out
and I have to be ready
to let you go.
-Yeah.
-Ready?
I need your consent.
Ready?
Wait, wait.
It's just that...
It's like...
I'm feeling jet lag.
I ate too much on the plane.
I'm afraid to fart. I'm sorry.
My phone is ringing!
-I have to get that.
-Yeah, go ahead.
-I'm sorry.
-It's fine.
Oh, come on, untie me.
Don't be mean.
No problem.
It could be my agent,
he doesn't know where I am.
Sorry. Hello?
Good evening,
this is the airport.
-Miss Ana de la Regadera?
-Yes, that's me.
We've detained a man
who says he knows you.
-Who?
-He says he's a friend.
-Right, I'll be right there.
-Fuck.
I know. A friend is in trouble,
I have to go.
-Seriously?
-Sorry.
I liked how
those ropes were looking.
I look cute in them.
Thanks.
MEXICO CITY AIRPORT
-Good evening.
-Good evening.
He had to be taken
off the plane in a stretcher.
-Oh God.
-Your family member is here!
Thank you.
What happened?
Are you okay?
I went to L.A. and came back
in the same day.
What? You took a flight?
Two flights.
But the damned flight
on the way back
had acceleration trouble
or something.
We had to try landing
four times.
I had a nervous breakdown,
I had to take
a bunch of pills.
-Look at you.
-What's so funny?
It's not funny.
I hadn't gotten on a plane
in 12 years, Regadera.
Today I got on two to see you.
To see me?
To see you, yes.
Poor thing. You're not okay.
Have some rest, okay?
It was awful, wasn't it?
Hey.
Can I show you something?
This is called going down the well.
Wait a minute.
You just...
stay right there.
-Oh!
-Just stay there.
Just move your head a little.
Like that...
-In circles.
-I can't breathe.
It's just that you're very...
Whatever, just stay there.
-Wait a minute.
-I missed it.
TO MY REAL FAMILY
ANY RESEMBLANCE TO REALITY,
PLEASE, DON'T TELL MY MOM.