Ana (2020–…): Season 1, Episode 5 - Veracruzana - full transcript

PRESENTS

"Envious brat."
"You're resentful, you wish."

"She wants to eat..." What?

I WANT AN AUTOGRAPH BY MOTITA

ANADELAREGADERA WHAT A CUTE
LITTLE DOG, I COULD EAT HER UP!!!

What a cute little dog.
I could eat her up.

Listen, guys.

Obviously, my friend, Ana
doesn't want to eat the dog.

Obviously! Stop bothering
her about everything.

You get mad over everything.
Ana, I got you.

Don't eat dogs.



Anita, don't listen,
I know you.

Don't listen
to those damned haters

who say that...

Oh, right, I know
you don't eat dogs,

and especially not Motita.

Never Motita, girl...
Not that.

Fuck!

And you need to know

I never ate a dog, okay?

I mean... I probably have,

in some tacos or something,

just like anyone else
but just by mistake, okay?

The point is that
I haven't eaten or want to eat

Latintuber's dog.



So I just want to apologize.

Latintuber isn't a bitch
and if she was,

I really wouldn't
want to eat her,

because I don't like dog.

Damn it!

Okay. Bye, See you.

VERACRUZANA

ANA

VERACRUZ

Last call
for flight 2173,

you may now enter
room 23...

Hi.
Can I have a picture?

Thanks, you're great.

I live my life, I live the moment
I do what I want

I regret nothing

I'm a feisty,
Party-loving Mexican

Yes, Sir, I'm the bomb

I'm from Veracruz,
With mixed blood

With a pirate's soul
I was born under a silver moon

The port of Veracruz
Long live Mexico!

That's right, guys,
Long live Mexico!

The port of Veracruz
Long live Mexico!

That's right, guys,
Long live Mexico!

I do what I want
I regret nothing

I live without restraints
Sometimes I'm sad

Sometimes I'm happy
That's why I live fast

Every day,
I love to talk

I love staying up
I love to sing...

We only live once
I want to enjoy it.

Play that music
And bring some marihuana!

I live my life, I live the moment
I do what I want

I regret nothing

I'm a feisty,
Party-loving Mexican

Yes, Sir, I'm the bomb

The port of Veracruz
Long live Mexico!

That's right, guys,
Long live Mexico!

The port of Veracruz
Long live Mexico!

That's right, guys,
Long live Mexico!

I live my life, I live the moment
I do what I want

I regret nothing

I'm a feisty,
Party-loving Mexican

Yes, Sir, I'm the bomb

Thanks.

-See you.
-See you.

Ana! Anita!

Baby.

Who are you?

CHINTOJR
PHOTOGRAPHER AND ASSISTANT

Always joking, like Nena.
Come on, let's go.

You know the way.

No, it's okay.
I'll carry it.

We're born with a style.

According to our lines
and proportions.

It's so cold.

But sometimes, we dress
in the wrong style.

Would you like to know
what is yours?

-Yeah!
-I want to know.

Okay, what's your name?

Romina.

Oh! Romina!
Rominas smile a lot.

Come here.

Which one of these images
do you relate to?

The dramatic, the classic,
the romantic,

the natural, the naive,
or the sensual one?

Clearly, you're the natural one.

Take that jacket off. Good.

Do you like
this transformation?

Let's see. This goes like this.

You're a free woman.
Move your hair like this.

Show your chest a bit.

Natural, wild.

This is your style, Romina.
Yes.

Let's give her a hand.

-Nena?
-Yes?

-What am I?
-Sure, come here.

I don't know!

I like all the images,

but maybe I'm
the dramatic one?

No, I'm the dramatic one.

We like large accessories,
getting attention,

animal print.
We're extroverts.

You're more like...

A classical woman, for sure.

Now for the surprise
I promised you.

Soon, you'll see
the perfect example

of a romantic woman.

Hello. Hello.

Have you taught them to
smile with a full set of teeth?

Come here, please. Take notes.

Excuse me.

-I'm going, mom.
-Look at you.

You're going to make
us freeze in here.

No, it's just
that you don't eat right,

that's why you get cold.

-What do you want me to do?
-Take off your blouse.

Do your hair the way I like it.

Okay, Mom.

-And that bra...
-What about it?

-You should pad it.
-Why?

Put this one on.

-But...
-There.

What's with the pants?
That's not you.

-Mom.
-No, it's not.

It's from the seventies.

-Good to see you, Mom.
-Same here, dear.

-You showed up.
-Yeah, well...

Dear! What? You haven't showered?
What's that?

MAMASITA

-At the age of 40?
-Mom!

You tattooed your eyebrows
at 60, I never said anything.

I barely had any, dear.

Plus, this isn't you.

"Be a different kind of woman.
Be yourself."

You said that my whole life.

-Right!
-I'm trying to be myself.

Okay, take notes.

-What the hell!
-You'll see a perfect example

of a romantic.

Romantic, my foot.

Alright, the top part.

Romantic women are feminine,
sexy,

men love them.

Unbelievable.

-This is my daughter, Ana.
-Bravo.

Isn't she just
like her mom?

This is you.

Help!

-Your mom?
-Yeah.

-I just want to eat.
-What do you want?

Some battered shrimp,

some snacks, some tortillas...

or some eggs.

Alright, stop it.
You're making me hungry.

Did I ever tell you
my mom never gave us

lunch money for school?

She was afraid
my sister would get fat.

The good thing is you don't
have to ask her for anything now.

Just permission to be myself.

You've grown up, Ana.

You even have your own
marihuana plant at home.

-No!
-This is Mary.

The first thing we share
on this planet.

No way, amazing!

She looks like you,
she has your eyes.

But a Veracruz soul.

Is she troublesome?

More than you.

Look!
Gatumba, say "Hi, Papasito."

Gatumba.

Hey, bring earth from
your land, see if it takes root.

I don't know, shouldn't I
be uprooting myself?

I have to go,
I'm having lunch with Mom.

Talk to you later.

Bye, Gatumba!
Say bye to Papasito.

You'll have fun.

Like I do with her.

Mom, why did you put Dad
on the dead people's altar??

Honey, he's dead to me.

-Nice bracelet!
-Thanks, Ma!

Eight accessories,
you need two more.

One, two, three...
Put that necklace on.

Go on, it goes well
with your outfit.

Nena doesn't like things
being rearranged.

I know, that's Mom.
I know she glues everything

with glue.
I've known her since I was born.

GLUE

Go on, put it on.
It'll look lovely, baby.

Thanks.

Like this?

What do you think, Chinto?

Lovely.

Ma...

That's not Chinto.
The real Chinto,

the one I knew,
was 60 years old

and took me to school
when I was little.

He quit. He left us like Dad.

That's why I put his photo
on the dead people's altar.

This is the new Chinto.

-Are you serious, Mom?
-Yes.

I switched Gatumba
three times already.

Really?

Cats don't live
for 30 years, honey.

I'm putting this necklace
on you, Gatumba.

Over here, over here.

Over here.

OVER HERE = MEXICAN VALET PARKING.

-Over here.
-Right there.

-Good afternoon, Miss.
-Good afternoon.

-Good afternoon.
-Welcome.

-We'll keep an eye on it.
-Right, you'll take care of it.

I'll make sure everything
is ready, okay?

Thanks, okay.

Miss, can we take a picture?

Of course!

-What's your name?
-Omar and Eduardo.

Eduardos are charming,

but they die young.

-Oh!
-Okay...

Can you take it?

-Please?
-Thanks.

-Thank you.
-No problem.

-Yes, please.
-Right.

Thank you.

-Done!
-Yeah?

-Thanks, Miss.
-No problem. See you.

-Excuse me.
-See you. Thanks.

-Let's see.
-We'll look after your van.

Let's see.

She took a selfie!

It always happens to me.
I'm an old lady.

Maybe next time.

Thanks.

Can I have a table in the front?

She was competing with me

-for "Miss Veracruz".
-Where is he?

Right.

Look, and there's
my student, Ceci.

She was a nymphomaniac.

My mom thinks
Eduardos die young,

and that your name
determines your personality.

Cecilias
are nymphomaniacs, Pilars

are determined,
and Margaritas and Rosas

are gossipy mean girls.

Good afternoon.

Here you go, Miss.

-Try this.
-Thanks! I'm so hungry.

Two milk kettles.
Can you bring two?

-Thanks.
-Two milk kettles. Three. Okay?

Perfect. It's great, Mom.

Thanks.

Buddy, please pour it softly.

-Look.
-Thanks.

Right!

Here, give me a second.

Right. Higher, higher.

Don't tell me.

They're watching us.

I know, Mom,
but I'm starving.

I didn't eat on the plane.

-Honey!
-Huh?

It's Alejandro and Rosa Paniagua!

Say hi.

Alejandros are dreamers,
but lazy, honey.

-I don't know them, Ma.
-Go say hi.

They were the
Urdanetas' neighbors.

We'd make you play
with their kids

so you'd get the chickenpox.

Fortunately, you didn't
get a scar, baby.

-Nena! Nena!
-Girl! Yes, Ana's going.

-Yeah?
-Sure!

Go say hi to Rosa.

-Ma.
-Don't be rude.

Fine,
just because she's a slut.

Honey! Ana.

Can you bring me some chipotle?

Hi...

Good afternoon.
Please don't get up.

My mom told me
to come say hello.

How are you?
Pleased to see you.

This looks good.

I'm eating this.

Where's my tortilla?

Pretend to be asleep.

Lie down. Quick.

Good evening, loves.

-Who is the prettiest...?
-One of all?

-Who is the smartest...?
-One of all?

I'm smart too.

Hi. La Cañita.

Why didn't you come, babe?
It's the Day of the Dead.

Mom, I haven't gone
to Veracruz

on this date in six years.

What's the matter?

I need to know what you know.

She seems different.

Mom, Ana's fine. Let her breathe.

I love Veracruz, but I
don't know if it's home now.

Has it happened to you?

Hey, where are you from,
by the way?

You never told me.

Smoke some weed
and enjoy the sea.

I miss you, I haven't

missed anyone in a while.

Ana! Stop!

Come on.

-Not now, Ma!
-Ana.

I need to talk to you!

Don't bother me.

I can't even masturbate.

What is it, Ma?

What can I say?

What?

First, you make me look bad
in front of the class,

and then, you were rude
to Chinto.

Mom!

Don't think I didn't see
the look on your face

at the restaurant.
My friends saw you.

You're being very grumpy.

What will people say?

I don't care, Mom.

You just care
about appearances.

You want everything
to look nice and perfect.

That's all you care about,
but nothing is actually nice, Ma.

Of course not!

That's why you have so much
jello in the fridge.

So it'll look full.

Mom, you've worked
all your life.

Your whole life.
And you still have no money,

because you spend it
on appearances.

Well, I'd rather look
and live like a rich person

even if I'm short on cash.
Plus, how can I have

very much money?
I gave it to you and your sister.

You are who you are
thanks to me, Ana.

You should give me the pleasure
of being successful.

Married to a man
that can help your career.

You know what?
Being your daughter

has been the most
exhausting role in my life.

TO MY REAL FAMILY

The classroom is ready, of course,

for the students.

Their coats are here.

Because they get cold later.

Mom, they're freezing here.

That's because you don't eat,

then you get cold.

That bra is so...
You should pad it.

Make a triangle here.

And wear those pants.

You look lovely.

ANY RESEMBLANCE TO REALITY,
PLEASE DON'T TELL MY MOM.