Ana (2020–…): Season 1, Episode 3 - Lesbiana - full transcript

NEXT FEMALE EJACULATION
WORKSHOP IN CDMX

FEMALE EJACULATION
WORKSHOP IN CDMX

Ana, are you ready?

Yes, I' coming!

Hey, my agent hasn't arrived?

No I don't know.
No, I have no idea.

Let me see. Give me a second.

-Oh, damn!
-What are you scared of?

Your mouth ended like this.
Like dead chicken butt.

Ana.

Already?



Be a different woman, be yourself.

But always with lipstick.

One moment.

Look what a difference.

GUTI: HELLO ANABELLICHI

WILL WE EAT? I SEE YOU AT 2

Ana of Marisela's Return

in hall autograph signing 9.

Ana from Marisela's return

in autograph signing hall 9.

I NEED TO SEE YOU.

Come on.

LESBIAN

ANA



Don't get me into trouble, please?

Oh, no. Lu.
What makes you think that?

It's okay.

We just want to talk to him
and then see him.

Oh, no, no, no.

I love you, Marisela!

-I love you!
-Oh! Thank you.

I can't believe it!

Thanks for coming.

Thank you.

What a thrill.
I love you, Marisela, I love you.

-Sign here and here, Ok?
-Yes, yes, of course.

Hi.

Hi.

Do you remember me?

When will the next
season of comedy come?

Oh, I don't know,
I think it won't be done anymore.

What?

But how?

Yes.

Let's see, from where?

From...

Oh, no, no, no.
You can't do that to me.

Good for now.
We don't know yet.

Wasn't it from the last signing?

Yes, yes, yes, yes!

With love, with love,
with love.

Sure.

Does that mean that
José Julian can be alive?

Yes, exactly.

How cute, thanks.

No, you're welcome.
Thanks for coming.

What a thrill!

The autograph signing
isn't bad, little daughter.

Oh, remember that you owe it
to your audience.

Don't bother, mom,
more people gather

to buy chilaquiles and cakes.

-I love you, Marisela
-Oh, you overreacted.

-Hi.
-Hi.

If you need help,
raise your hands...

P.S. I bet more than my dad.

Hi.

Oh! Hello, hello, hello. Yes.

-Oh, you smell good, don't you?
-Yes.

Thanks for coming.

-Thank you.
-No, you're welcome.

What annoyance.

How are you?

-Okay. Thank you.
-You are welcome.

Oh, Marisela, I love you,
I love you, Marisela.

Oh! Run!

THE FUTURE IS FEMINIST...
EJACULATION.

No, I swear that
I ran out of toothpaste.

Oh yes, and you just went
to that supermarket, right?

Destiny.

Or Instagram?

I don't use that.

Oh, how cute!

Yes, right?

Thank you very much
for activating the alarm.

You really saved me.

Anytime.

Fuck it! It is incredible.

I mean, I say... Shoot...

Shoot? Hell?

I want to show you an app
developed by a girl

with which I studied in Spain.

Oh, yeah? What did you study?

A master's degree
in LGBTIQ studies.

H, I, J, K, L, M, N, Ñ.

Is this how it
scratches-smells or what?

No. You must stimulate it...
until it ejaculates.

Ah! So it's like
a vagina's Atari?

Come along.

Are you joking!
It's incredible.

Oh, I want to have
that superpower.

Which one?

Well, the one with the squirt.

Ana, that's not a superpower.

All women can ejaculate.

You too.

All women can ejaculate.

Women can ejaculate.
Women can ejaculate.

Are you trying to kiss me?

Why?

Because.

Why do you say so?

Because there are some things
that have to be agreed,

settled, talked.

Daughter. Daughter,
please don't do it.

I've have enough with one
lesbian daughter.

What will your dad say?

-My father?
-Yes.

Wait.

GUTI: ARE YOU GOING
TO COME, ANABELLICHI?

Fuck!

Sorry, forgive me.
I have to go.

SWEET HUGS

HAVE A BEAUTIFUL DAY

SWEET HUGS

WAKE UP! IT'S MONDAY!

Oh! That is the best. Yes.

Jorge Duran sent
it to me by mail.

GREAT WEEK

Do you know who my friend
Jorge Duran, Anabellichi is?

Wasn't he the one who...

Jorge Duran arrived
in Mexico in the 50's.

The president of the Republic
was Adolfo Lopez Mateos,

and do you know which public
institution were they setting?

The ISSSTE.

The Social Service
and Security Institute

of State Workers.

Oh! Toasts!

Thank you.

Did you know that toasts
have their origin

in pre-Hispanic times?

Dad, why did you want
to see me urgently?

Look, Anabellichi,
I've been thinking a lot

about your career
in Los Angeles.

You are very gifted.

Oh, thank you!

You are a great actress.
Also, very pretty.

But...

Do you know what Salma Hayek,
Sofia Vergara, Eiza González

have that you need?

What?

Boobies, big boobies.

Are you serious, dad?

It would be a good investment,
Anabellichi. Think about it.

Good night.

Why did you let
this man through?

Regadera, we have a rule,
you can't get mad at me

more than a week
for offering you money.

We didn't see each other
for years. Don't be like that.

Hey, but I just stopped
watching football

to come and see you, I deserve
your forgiveness, don't I?

Oh, well or more, friend?

You love me, I love you,
we love each other with passion.

No, it's not true.
I wanted to ask you something.

We are still here live...

I can't believe you work
for "The Company"

and you had the cable cut.

Do you think my dad is right?

Right away. Two minutes more.

Do you like my boobies?

Yes I love them.

Do you?

They remind me mine's.

Asshole.

Of course your boobies
hold tight, Regadera.

-Of course they hold tight.
-Oh, they hold tight...

-Yes, they hold tight.
-Why do you bite me?

No, I don't like it
when you bite me like that.

Why don't you ask me first?

It bothers you,
but you love it, don't do it.

No, there are things
that must be agreed,

so you should ask first,
talk about it.

Do you have snacks?

Thank you.

-See you later. Take care.
-Man, how delicious.

Let's see, but...

Explain to me,
who invites who, or what?

It depends.
I just invited you the corn.

But, for example,
if you want to get married...

Who asks who to marry,
or who gives the ring to whom?

The one that wakes up
wanting to get married.

But isn't it weird? Don't?

Not having those kinds of rules?

It's liberating, like...

It's more fun
when you play Yenga,

and nothing matters
and you can build...

I don't know a stroller,
a castle instead of a tower.

Social constructions
are to be deconstructed.

Like in Susan Sontag
movies, for example.

NOTES:

1. FIND SUSAN SONTAG MOVIES

Or queer theory, by Judith Butler.

Although it's already
super viewed.

Everything talks
about the same thing.

Eventually, it's about

you being what
you want to be, Ana.

KNOW YOUR SEXUALITY -VOLUME I

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HOW TO BE A FEMINIST

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MY COURAGE

CHOCK: I SEE YOU AT THE WORKSHOP?

ANA: YES, I GO OUT IN 10 MINUTES.

CHOCK: OK. SEE YOU THERE.

And so they taught us
to worship these images that,

paradoxically they are like
our vulva, a vagina.

But they taught us
to turn back on our vagina.

Not to look at it,
as if it was wrong.

That's why it's not
an accident...

We think that orgasm and
ejaculation is the same thing.

That many of us
don't know how to own...

a prostate capable of
ejaculating. Did you know that?

No.

Like in "Sacred Water",
the documentary?

That's right.
You did your homework.

And I also read in Coño Potens
that our ejaculation

is a political act.

That is what the author says
and I agree with her, but,

The important thing is:
what do you think, Ana?

I want to be like water
That refreshes your mouth

I want to be the space between
Your skin and your clothes

To be the fruit you swallow
Wet and sticky

I'm going to be
The one you have and touch

I want to be like water
With which you fill the tub

And be the cold that shakes you
And makes you get goose bumps

I want to be the bubble
In your bubble bath

I will be your present
And I will be your future

I want this to start
And you don't stop anymore

That you pull my hair,
And you suck my boo...

I want you to do with me
The things you've never done

And look for the way
To get me inside

Take me...

Take me...
Take me...

Take me...
Take me...

Take me...

Take me

Ana?

Yes, yes, yes. I think that...

That, That...
Of course I agree. Yes.

We have been running away

from our body for a long time.

And it is time to make up
for the lost time.

Do any of you know how?

-Ana.
-Yes...

Practicing?

Exactly. So get to work.

Literally.

Now, it is very important to know
that to ejaculate and urinate

are very different things,

and even if you drink
lots of beet water

the liquid is not
going to come out red.

What if we fail to ejaculate?

Nothing happens,
it's not a requirement.

The idea is that you connect
with your body, that you flow.

Open the space within us
for that to happen.

I did it!

Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you.

Don't be scared, it's normal...

It happens...

It's okay.

I can't.

It's very difficult.

Release it, it's alright.

Sorry. Is this so difficult?

-Yes.
-Alright.

Anyone else want to participate
in the practical experience?

You help me?

Of course, yes, let s go.

Keep breathing,
keep connecting with the energy.

Opening the space for the
experience to happen in you.

Keep breathing, it is important
that you stay relaxed.

Open your legs.

Connect.

Excuse me.

Hello family!

LATINTUBER FT. MOTITA

How are you? Hey, I already
missed you a lot.

It excites me a lot
do this week's video,

because I think it is a super
important subject and it is...

How to cut your dog's nails.

Well, you shall see that

Motita is very stressed
about this topic...

...stressed about this topic...

Baby, relax.

She likes a good rose,
I like a good gold.

I have all the tools here.

These are the main scissors
to cut them,

and theses ones give it
an almond-shaped look.

The more relaxed puppies...

They prefer ir...

LA NENA.

-Oh, what do you think?
-Ma, I'm super busy.

Don t you think my arms
look like elephant ears?

And these. They are
fashionable colored lenses.

Yes, they look great.

But I think they aren't fancy
to go to dinner there.

Where are you going for dinner?

Didn't you read on Instagram?

Oh, I have a date
with Fernando Carbajal.

The one who just
has became widower.

Because she likes
moving a lot,

and gets into the water,
so I think she swims

better with those nails.
So it's super important

that her little feet, then,
brush them at the most.

But the Raules...

See, she loves I brush
her fingers. See?

Why did you put
me on standby?

It's... sorry, yes, right,
you look gorgeous.

You didn't tell me how it went
at the party with your agent.

Let's see what happened?
You arrived and...

And why so quiet?
Who let you like that?

No, nobody...

I know you,
you're my daughter.

Did you see Penelope Cruz's
sister follows you?

Oh! Oh! Let's see, Chinto.

CHOCK: HELLO ANA

ANA: WHAT ARE YOU GOING
TO DO TOMORROW?

Let's see,
how do lesbians stand?

And if I grab the stick...

No, not the stick.

-What's up?
-What's up?

-Can I ask you a question?
-Yes.

Do you know that I like you a lot?

What are you laughing at?

It is the first time that
I try to flirt with someone.

Always guys flirt
with me first.

Did I do it very poorly?

-Terrible, really.
-Yes?

Do you know what
I've been thinking lately?

Why there can be
many sculptures

of children urinating,
but not of women squirting?

-The hetero-patriarchy.
-Or a lot of pedophile sculptors.

That too.

Look...

Did I tell you that
my sister is a lesbian?

No! I guess... yes. Yes.

-Did I tell you about the well?
-No.

Ah! Is that my sister
told her girlfriends

that she had gone down to the well.
And I didn't understand

what she was talking about
and I ended up getting

into a well in Veracruz.

GIRL LOWERED TO THE WELL

RESCUE SQUAD TAKES THREE HOURS
TO TAKE HER OUT.

And?

Well, nothing, I had no idea
what she was talking about

and she was referring
to the vagina.

You should know,
you are the lesbian.

No, huh? I had never
heard of "the well."

But, maybe you should ask some

of your students,
in one of your dates.

I don't go out with my students.

I mean, you just help
them to squirt?

Yes, it is my job.

-Why?
-No, no, no, it's that...

Well, I thought we had something

and I was jealous.

Ana, to be jealous is like
putting someone in a cell.

I want to meet you.

You?

I want to go down
to the well with you.

And then touch it like that,
and kiss it and grab it.

-Let's go.
-Enough old pigs.

Ok, yes but faster and
as with a flatter tongue.

Okay.

That's it.

Why don't you try
with your finger?

Like, as if you were calling
someone like that.

-Like you were saying "come".
-Ok, Ok, Ok.

That's it. That's it.

Oh!

Oh, wait!

My tongue is numb and
I twisted my neck a little.

Give me a second.

Time out.

Now.

Ready!

Ana.

We don't have to do this, Ok?

No, but I, I want,
I want to learn

how to be a good lesbian.

What do I do? Give me another tip.

Why don't you, when you get
tired of using your tongue,

you try to do it with
your nose like that,

like doing little circles.

Got ya...

-Better, right?
-Much better, very good.

But it would be better without
the teeth. That's it!

It's here, right?

TO MY TRUE FAMILY

ANY RESEMBLANCE WITH REALITY,
PLEASE DON'T TELL MY MOM.