Ana (2020–…): Season 1, Episode 10 - Humana - full transcript
PRESENTS
This crap should kick in
within an hour.
Okay, I'll take another one.
See what happens.
What is it, Paty?
Sir, Miss Ana is here.
Let her in, please.
Thanks.
Hi.
-Regadera.
-Hi.
-How are you?
-Good.
Come in, have a seat,
please.
Look, I know I messed up
with Check, Chic, Chock...
I have a proposal for you.
Take it or leave it.
Okay.
First of all, exclusiveness.
You know I don't like that.
Okay, we can talk
about that later.
I'm going to try to be
a bit more open-minded.
You know I'm not
very good at that. But...
Okay.
If you'll just see women,
I think that's better, you know?
-What are you talking about?
-Let me finish.
I'm offering you work all year
and 200 thousand pesos a month
for all your personal expenses.
When you come to Mexico,
I'll give you a house,
a car and a driver.
What do you think?
Well, you're asking me
at a very vulnerable time.
Let me think about it, okay?
Sure, there's no rush,
Regadera.
Think about it.
At the end of the day,
I know this is what you want.
-Look, read this.
-Okay.
Separation of property?
You know how things went
with my ex-wife, the witch.
Wait.
I thought this was
a work contract.
But it's a pre-nup?
Come on!
Plus, 200 thousand pesos?
Are you serious?
Regadera.
Marry me.
We'd get along terribly
if we got married.
And you know it.
Well...
At least you could go down, right?
I've got a lot of Chock.
What the hell?
HUMAN
ANA
This cod is delicious.
Thanks, Dad.
Remember when
I'd dress up as Santa Claus?
Yeah.
I used to have to dye
my hair grey
and wear a fake belly.
Who would have guessed?
I don't know if you know,
but the word "Noël"
comes from the Latin word
that means "to be born".
By the way, where
will you spend the holidays?
I'm doing some concerts
in Oaxaca.
I think I'll staying
in Veracruz with Mom again.
I'm just not so sure...
Christmas is very
important to your mom.
Yeah.
You have to go, Anabelichi.
She doesn't like being alone.
Sis! It's Santa! I hear him!
Santa?
Dad?
Where are you going, Dad?
-Where are you going?
-Mom!
Yeah, Mom doesn't like
being alone for the holidays.
Can you give this book
to my daughter?
Of course.
They're my mom's
secret recipes.
For when she opens
a Mexican restaurant.
Sure.
-And these tamales.
-Okay.
-There are some for you.
-Really?
The smell could
make you hungry.
Yeah.
Thanks.
I wish I could
take you with me.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas, Miss.
Come on!
LOS ANGELES
-Thanks for the ride.
-No problem.
This is a very
convenient friendship.
I'm putting the tamales
in the fridge.
Hold on, I unplugged it
when you left
so you wouldn't pay
the electricity on it.
How long are you staying?
I should be getting
back to Veracruz, but...
I don't know, I want to say
"to hell with it."
Christmas is weird.
No way! Come!
I told you she'd survive
with soil from your hometown.
We're about to find out
its sex.
What?
Whether it's male
or female.
The male plants
don't have an effect.
They just make you sleepy.
The females are best.
Of course.
We're the best.
Don't brag.
You know what?
Damn it. I'm staying home.
I've lived in Los Angeles
for years, and I always leave.
Plus, I'm a grown woman.
I can make my own decisions.
I want to arrange my books.
You know?
What about you?
What are you doing?
Just chilling.
I'll spend it with
my daughter in my apartment.
I don't like
the holidays either.
Hey, how about we celebrate
anti-Christmas?
Okay.
Instead of punch,
we can have sex.
And we can make
a cannabis wreath.
Ad instead of putting up
stockings
by the chimneys,
we'll air our dirty laundry.
And instead of having
a Holy Night,
we'll have a naughty one.
Yeah!
Damn, we haven't
even smoked yet.
I want a nice bag of weed
And a cold bottle of beer
I'm not hung over today
But I woke up with a tattoo
I don't know how I got here
But I'm 40 already
And I'm feeling 100 percent
I don't know how I got here
I'm 40 already
I'm getting older
They're playing Arjona's song
They've labeled me
They call me a cougar
When I go to the Boulevard
They're playing Arjona's song
They've labeled me
They call me a cougar
I got my diploma
On the Boulevard
I miss Veracruz
I miss my friends
Some of them are vagabonds
And others are execs
So I sing
For the living and the dead
To the ones who emigrated
And the ones who disappeared
Here, with the gang,
I can party
We snip some buds
And smoke it seedless
We have some lines
For the jitters
Because this party
Is amazing
Get the seedless kind
Because this party
Is amazing
Get the seedless kind
Because this party
Is amazing
Get the seedless kind
I want to smoke a joint
Get the fine drapes out
Get the seedless kind
I'm having fun
In the sun
Get the seedless kind
Because this party
Is amazing
Excuse me, wrong address?
Surprise, Ana!
-Good to meet you.
-Good to meet you.
-Ana told me a lot about you.
-Really?
Please help me
with the suitcases, yeah?
Okay, yeah.
Honey!
I love your Chinto.
Mine will be here soon.
Okay. Yeah.
Hey, do you see her?
-What?
-Do you see her?
Mom, this is Papasito,
my best friend.
He's cuter
than my Chinto.
I don't have a Chinto, Mom.
-I'll leave you two alone.
-Okay.
-Nice meeting you, Madam.
-Thank you.
Honey, what is this mess?
You moved everything
back from where I put it.
There are more suitcases
outside, honey.
What? Damn it.
Be a different woman,
be yourself, they're watching.
All my friends
found out.
You made me look bad
in front of my students.
What will people say?
You should give me the pleasure
of seeing you succeed.
Women start becoming
invisible at...
Stop it!
This kitchen needed
to be organized.
Just to show you
I'm a good guest.
GLUE
I glued it down,
and other things too,
so everything is in order,
just how you like it.
I can help with
the bedroom later.
It's a real mess.
Right, Mom, I don't have
a lot to offer you now.
Just some tamales
the doorman gave me.
I threw them away.
Who knows how long
you've had them.
No, Mom,
what the hell...?
Hello?
Ana, can you be here in 40?
-It's important.
-Okay.
See you.
Weird. My agent wants
me to go to his office.
I don't think I've seen him
in eight years.
Okay, be back soon.
-Remember to change.
-Yeah.
Yeah, right.
You don't have
to sign the contract, though.
Hi.
Got to go.
Nice hat.
Office party. I hate Christmas.
Thank you.
Merry Christmas, by the way.
You got the part.
Which part?
Morticia, it has a few changes,
but I think you'll love it.
What?
Are you kidding me?
Oh, my God.
God, I can't believe it.
-This is crazy!
-And the money's great.
Where do I sign?
You don't want to read
everything before you sign?
No, I don't need to read anything.
This is the moment
I've been waiting for.
I just love the part so much.
Here, here.
Congratulations. You'll start
shooting after the holidays.
Thanks.
Thank you.
Happy holidays.
Happy holidays.
Bye.
Did you know Michelle Pfeiffer
wanted that role?
Really? Oh my God.
I didn't know that.
Yeah, she...
Hi!
Hi.
How are you?
-Good, you?
-Good.
This is from your dad.
They're your grandma's recipes.
-I can't believe he found them.
-Yeah.
He sent tamales too,
but there was a problem...
-I'm sorry.
-It's okay.
I don't know what
you've done, but you look great.
Thanks, I'll tell you later.
My mom's waiting
at home,
I just wanted to say
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
-Have a good time.
-You too.
And spit in that
gringo's oatmeal, please.
THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT!
MERRY CHRISTMAS! ANA.
Seriously?
-What do you think, honey?
-What?
Your house looks lovely,
doesn't it?
Yeah.
-Say hi to Chinto.
-Hi.
Honey, how about we buy
an inflatable mattress
for Chinto in the living room?
Yes, he can sleep there,
or on the sofa.
Our anti-Christmas is ruined.
But I have something
important to tell you.
Why don't you come over?
Bring the Squirrel
and we'll have dinner.
Come on, please.
Okay, I have to go,
I'm really excited. Bye.
Ana.
No way.
My God...
Your mom wanted me to ask you
for the Wi-Fi password.
We're doing a livestream.
Tell her I'll put it
into her phone.
Well, she's in a hurry,
you know the time zone
is different in Mexico
and the fans are waiting.
I love it up the butt.
Me too.
No, that's the Internet password.
"iloveitupthebutt".
Lower-case.
Okay. I'll put it
into her phone.
Bell on bells
Getting ready to celebrate
The bells of Bethlehem
While angels weep
No!
Mom, I'm glad you're here.
It looks wonderful.
Who is the prettiest girl of...?
-All.
-All.
The door, I'll get it.
One second.
Me too.
Good evening.
Hi...
Papasito, come in.
Papasito...
Don't just stand there.
Come in.
Who's this pretty baby?
-She's my daughter.
-Yeah?
They'll be having
dinner with us, Mom.
Of course. Come in. Welcome.
Come in.
Thanks.
I was smelling
her poppy diaper for blocks.
Squirrel is like me.
She poops well.
Have you seen Mary?
She's female.
How do you know?
You can see some hairs,
and she's have little balls
if she were male.
Hi, Squirrel.
What's the matter?
Good thing too, because you have
to sacrifice the males.
I'm glad it's a female.
Now we can eat it,
spread it, smoke it.
-All we want.
-Awesome!
Hey...
What's this big news
you told me about?
Dinner is served.
-Are you putting her to bed?
-Yeah.
Where can I leave this?
I'll tuck her in.
Okay. See you at dinner.
Okay.
-Mom, I didn't know you cooked.
-Yeah.
My grandfather
cooked very well.
Where's the baby?
She's sleeping.
It's late for her.
You know what, honey?
Speaking of babies,
my cousin has a
44-year-old daughter,
and she's pregnant.
So I still have hope.
Anybody want water?
Me, please.
No, this is for the wine.
Right, I just wanted
to know if you knew.
So you sing Reggaeton?
Yes, I make music.
Well, men who have nicknames
are daydreamers.
Yeah? What about the name "Nena"?
The food is really good.
Chinto made it. I don't cook.
Well, it looks delicious, Chinto.
It's no big deal.
Aren't you starting
with the salad?
It's the first course.
I don't want salad either, Mom.
I want cod too.
So you must know about music.
Do you read music? Compose?
Yes, I'm a classical pianist.
Or I used to be,
before I came here.
I drive my Uber by day
and compose by night,
for the record I want to launch.
And on weekends, I do chanting
at the voguing house.
Okay...
And now...
I want to make a toast.
I've been waiting all day
to give you this news.
To the next star
of "The Adams".
I finally got Morticia.
Congratulations, girl!
Girl?
Go to hell.
Congratulations!
Thanks, Mom.
Now you just need
to find a good man
so you can feel accomplished.
I'm recording this so I can
show it to my followers.
-Congrats.
-Thanks.
-I can't believe it.
-Amazing.
Not now.
There was no champagne,
but I found some brownies.
Thanks.
-Okay...
-I want one too.
Good, isn't it?
Now, I have
some important news too.
I'm moving to Los Angeles.
We both are.
Cheers.
Cheers.
I'm going to destroy her visa.
I had a great time, Nena,
thanks for everything.
Bye bye!
Thanks.
-Bye.
-Good night.
What happened, Mom?
I lost the house.
Why didn't you tell me?
I didn't want you
to be worried, honey.
Since you weren't going
through a good moment...
But if you can have us
for a while, that would help.
I promise you won't
even notice us.
You know what?
It's late, okay?
-Let's talk tomorrow.
-But I'm worried about you.
Why?
I just don't understand
why you're wasting time
on that boy who
doesn't have Check or...
Chic or Chock...
Well, I don't know about Chock.
But he has compassion,
sensitivity, and above all,
he's an unconditional friend.
You don't have
to label everything, Mom.
Merry Christmas.
I HOPE THIS CHRISTMAS
IS AS SPECIAL AS YOU ARE
Hi, family!
How are you? Listen.
Merry Christmas!
I'm so happy to spend
the holidays with you.
I've got
some important news for you.
The most important one
is that Motita is pregnant ...
What?
So exciting!
No way.
I'm so happy
she's going to be a mom.
And the other news,
which maybe isn't so great,
is that I had to drop
the Morticia role
because of creative
incompatibility, but...
I've got a super surprise!
I'll be the star of
"Virginia", the next movie
by Michel Franco, the winner
of many Cannes awards.
So there you go,
canines and Cannes.
You're so casual.
We're so excited. After you.
Thanks.
-Thank you so much for coming.
-No, my pleasure.
We're doing the wardrobe test.
Then make-up, and then a reading.
Amazing.
You need a bit of push-up.
But you look amazing.
Beautiful. Really beautiful.
But...
But this looks
like a slutty Morticia.
You didn't read the script?
"THE ADAME FAMILY"
THEY'LL MELT YOUR SCREEN"
No.
You don't want to read
before you sign?
No, I don't need
to read anything.
This is what I've been
waiting my whole life.
No way.
No way!
Ana.
That bastard!
To hell with it!
To hell with The Company!
To hell with that sleazy agent.
To hell with slutty Morticia.
To hell with Hollywood.
To hell with my house
in Veracruz.
To hell with
that creepy Chinto.
To hell with these damned shoes.
And that's how
you lose yourself,
in order to find yourself,
but on that path,
life always surprises you.
That's what life is about,
don't you think?
About living it
without fear of being judged,
or of your mom's criticism,
without fear of being alone.
Finally.
Even if you're a grown woman
but still feel
fifteen years old.
Even if things
don't come out as planned
and you want to send it
all to hell.
Even if, sometimes,
the bad is good, and vice versa.
How about you? Are you there yet?
Do you look your age?
Have you lost
and found yourself?
Well, remember
It's never too late.
I love you all.
Ana.
One of these days
I'm going to leave
TO MY REAL FAMILY
One of these days
I'm leaving here
One of these days,
I'm going to grow
I'll go to the stars
And won't come back
My God!
Oh, my God!
I'm selling this article.
I'm a veteran in love
Ana
I'm from Veracruz
I live in Los Angeles
But I'm Mexican
Ana
I'm from Veracruz
I'm not perfect
I'm only human
The nice thing about it
is you can do it with friends,
family and loved ones.
That's all. The Nena.
This crap should kick in
within an hour.
Okay, I'll take another one.
See what happens.
What is it, Paty?
Sir, Miss Ana is here.
Let her in, please.
Thanks.
Hi.
-Regadera.
-Hi.
-How are you?
-Good.
Come in, have a seat,
please.
Look, I know I messed up
with Check, Chic, Chock...
I have a proposal for you.
Take it or leave it.
Okay.
First of all, exclusiveness.
You know I don't like that.
Okay, we can talk
about that later.
I'm going to try to be
a bit more open-minded.
You know I'm not
very good at that. But...
Okay.
If you'll just see women,
I think that's better, you know?
-What are you talking about?
-Let me finish.
I'm offering you work all year
and 200 thousand pesos a month
for all your personal expenses.
When you come to Mexico,
I'll give you a house,
a car and a driver.
What do you think?
Well, you're asking me
at a very vulnerable time.
Let me think about it, okay?
Sure, there's no rush,
Regadera.
Think about it.
At the end of the day,
I know this is what you want.
-Look, read this.
-Okay.
Separation of property?
You know how things went
with my ex-wife, the witch.
Wait.
I thought this was
a work contract.
But it's a pre-nup?
Come on!
Plus, 200 thousand pesos?
Are you serious?
Regadera.
Marry me.
We'd get along terribly
if we got married.
And you know it.
Well...
At least you could go down, right?
I've got a lot of Chock.
What the hell?
HUMAN
ANA
This cod is delicious.
Thanks, Dad.
Remember when
I'd dress up as Santa Claus?
Yeah.
I used to have to dye
my hair grey
and wear a fake belly.
Who would have guessed?
I don't know if you know,
but the word "Noël"
comes from the Latin word
that means "to be born".
By the way, where
will you spend the holidays?
I'm doing some concerts
in Oaxaca.
I think I'll staying
in Veracruz with Mom again.
I'm just not so sure...
Christmas is very
important to your mom.
Yeah.
You have to go, Anabelichi.
She doesn't like being alone.
Sis! It's Santa! I hear him!
Santa?
Dad?
Where are you going, Dad?
-Where are you going?
-Mom!
Yeah, Mom doesn't like
being alone for the holidays.
Can you give this book
to my daughter?
Of course.
They're my mom's
secret recipes.
For when she opens
a Mexican restaurant.
Sure.
-And these tamales.
-Okay.
-There are some for you.
-Really?
The smell could
make you hungry.
Yeah.
Thanks.
I wish I could
take you with me.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas, Miss.
Come on!
LOS ANGELES
-Thanks for the ride.
-No problem.
This is a very
convenient friendship.
I'm putting the tamales
in the fridge.
Hold on, I unplugged it
when you left
so you wouldn't pay
the electricity on it.
How long are you staying?
I should be getting
back to Veracruz, but...
I don't know, I want to say
"to hell with it."
Christmas is weird.
No way! Come!
I told you she'd survive
with soil from your hometown.
We're about to find out
its sex.
What?
Whether it's male
or female.
The male plants
don't have an effect.
They just make you sleepy.
The females are best.
Of course.
We're the best.
Don't brag.
You know what?
Damn it. I'm staying home.
I've lived in Los Angeles
for years, and I always leave.
Plus, I'm a grown woman.
I can make my own decisions.
I want to arrange my books.
You know?
What about you?
What are you doing?
Just chilling.
I'll spend it with
my daughter in my apartment.
I don't like
the holidays either.
Hey, how about we celebrate
anti-Christmas?
Okay.
Instead of punch,
we can have sex.
And we can make
a cannabis wreath.
Ad instead of putting up
stockings
by the chimneys,
we'll air our dirty laundry.
And instead of having
a Holy Night,
we'll have a naughty one.
Yeah!
Damn, we haven't
even smoked yet.
I want a nice bag of weed
And a cold bottle of beer
I'm not hung over today
But I woke up with a tattoo
I don't know how I got here
But I'm 40 already
And I'm feeling 100 percent
I don't know how I got here
I'm 40 already
I'm getting older
They're playing Arjona's song
They've labeled me
They call me a cougar
When I go to the Boulevard
They're playing Arjona's song
They've labeled me
They call me a cougar
I got my diploma
On the Boulevard
I miss Veracruz
I miss my friends
Some of them are vagabonds
And others are execs
So I sing
For the living and the dead
To the ones who emigrated
And the ones who disappeared
Here, with the gang,
I can party
We snip some buds
And smoke it seedless
We have some lines
For the jitters
Because this party
Is amazing
Get the seedless kind
Because this party
Is amazing
Get the seedless kind
Because this party
Is amazing
Get the seedless kind
I want to smoke a joint
Get the fine drapes out
Get the seedless kind
I'm having fun
In the sun
Get the seedless kind
Because this party
Is amazing
Excuse me, wrong address?
Surprise, Ana!
-Good to meet you.
-Good to meet you.
-Ana told me a lot about you.
-Really?
Please help me
with the suitcases, yeah?
Okay, yeah.
Honey!
I love your Chinto.
Mine will be here soon.
Okay. Yeah.
Hey, do you see her?
-What?
-Do you see her?
Mom, this is Papasito,
my best friend.
He's cuter
than my Chinto.
I don't have a Chinto, Mom.
-I'll leave you two alone.
-Okay.
-Nice meeting you, Madam.
-Thank you.
Honey, what is this mess?
You moved everything
back from where I put it.
There are more suitcases
outside, honey.
What? Damn it.
Be a different woman,
be yourself, they're watching.
All my friends
found out.
You made me look bad
in front of my students.
What will people say?
You should give me the pleasure
of seeing you succeed.
Women start becoming
invisible at...
Stop it!
This kitchen needed
to be organized.
Just to show you
I'm a good guest.
GLUE
I glued it down,
and other things too,
so everything is in order,
just how you like it.
I can help with
the bedroom later.
It's a real mess.
Right, Mom, I don't have
a lot to offer you now.
Just some tamales
the doorman gave me.
I threw them away.
Who knows how long
you've had them.
No, Mom,
what the hell...?
Hello?
Ana, can you be here in 40?
-It's important.
-Okay.
See you.
Weird. My agent wants
me to go to his office.
I don't think I've seen him
in eight years.
Okay, be back soon.
-Remember to change.
-Yeah.
Yeah, right.
You don't have
to sign the contract, though.
Hi.
Got to go.
Nice hat.
Office party. I hate Christmas.
Thank you.
Merry Christmas, by the way.
You got the part.
Which part?
Morticia, it has a few changes,
but I think you'll love it.
What?
Are you kidding me?
Oh, my God.
God, I can't believe it.
-This is crazy!
-And the money's great.
Where do I sign?
You don't want to read
everything before you sign?
No, I don't need to read anything.
This is the moment
I've been waiting for.
I just love the part so much.
Here, here.
Congratulations. You'll start
shooting after the holidays.
Thanks.
Thank you.
Happy holidays.
Happy holidays.
Bye.
Did you know Michelle Pfeiffer
wanted that role?
Really? Oh my God.
I didn't know that.
Yeah, she...
Hi!
Hi.
How are you?
-Good, you?
-Good.
This is from your dad.
They're your grandma's recipes.
-I can't believe he found them.
-Yeah.
He sent tamales too,
but there was a problem...
-I'm sorry.
-It's okay.
I don't know what
you've done, but you look great.
Thanks, I'll tell you later.
My mom's waiting
at home,
I just wanted to say
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
-Have a good time.
-You too.
And spit in that
gringo's oatmeal, please.
THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT!
MERRY CHRISTMAS! ANA.
Seriously?
-What do you think, honey?
-What?
Your house looks lovely,
doesn't it?
Yeah.
-Say hi to Chinto.
-Hi.
Honey, how about we buy
an inflatable mattress
for Chinto in the living room?
Yes, he can sleep there,
or on the sofa.
Our anti-Christmas is ruined.
But I have something
important to tell you.
Why don't you come over?
Bring the Squirrel
and we'll have dinner.
Come on, please.
Okay, I have to go,
I'm really excited. Bye.
Ana.
No way.
My God...
Your mom wanted me to ask you
for the Wi-Fi password.
We're doing a livestream.
Tell her I'll put it
into her phone.
Well, she's in a hurry,
you know the time zone
is different in Mexico
and the fans are waiting.
I love it up the butt.
Me too.
No, that's the Internet password.
"iloveitupthebutt".
Lower-case.
Okay. I'll put it
into her phone.
Bell on bells
Getting ready to celebrate
The bells of Bethlehem
While angels weep
No!
Mom, I'm glad you're here.
It looks wonderful.
Who is the prettiest girl of...?
-All.
-All.
The door, I'll get it.
One second.
Me too.
Good evening.
Hi...
Papasito, come in.
Papasito...
Don't just stand there.
Come in.
Who's this pretty baby?
-She's my daughter.
-Yeah?
They'll be having
dinner with us, Mom.
Of course. Come in. Welcome.
Come in.
Thanks.
I was smelling
her poppy diaper for blocks.
Squirrel is like me.
She poops well.
Have you seen Mary?
She's female.
How do you know?
You can see some hairs,
and she's have little balls
if she were male.
Hi, Squirrel.
What's the matter?
Good thing too, because you have
to sacrifice the males.
I'm glad it's a female.
Now we can eat it,
spread it, smoke it.
-All we want.
-Awesome!
Hey...
What's this big news
you told me about?
Dinner is served.
-Are you putting her to bed?
-Yeah.
Where can I leave this?
I'll tuck her in.
Okay. See you at dinner.
Okay.
-Mom, I didn't know you cooked.
-Yeah.
My grandfather
cooked very well.
Where's the baby?
She's sleeping.
It's late for her.
You know what, honey?
Speaking of babies,
my cousin has a
44-year-old daughter,
and she's pregnant.
So I still have hope.
Anybody want water?
Me, please.
No, this is for the wine.
Right, I just wanted
to know if you knew.
So you sing Reggaeton?
Yes, I make music.
Well, men who have nicknames
are daydreamers.
Yeah? What about the name "Nena"?
The food is really good.
Chinto made it. I don't cook.
Well, it looks delicious, Chinto.
It's no big deal.
Aren't you starting
with the salad?
It's the first course.
I don't want salad either, Mom.
I want cod too.
So you must know about music.
Do you read music? Compose?
Yes, I'm a classical pianist.
Or I used to be,
before I came here.
I drive my Uber by day
and compose by night,
for the record I want to launch.
And on weekends, I do chanting
at the voguing house.
Okay...
And now...
I want to make a toast.
I've been waiting all day
to give you this news.
To the next star
of "The Adams".
I finally got Morticia.
Congratulations, girl!
Girl?
Go to hell.
Congratulations!
Thanks, Mom.
Now you just need
to find a good man
so you can feel accomplished.
I'm recording this so I can
show it to my followers.
-Congrats.
-Thanks.
-I can't believe it.
-Amazing.
Not now.
There was no champagne,
but I found some brownies.
Thanks.
-Okay...
-I want one too.
Good, isn't it?
Now, I have
some important news too.
I'm moving to Los Angeles.
We both are.
Cheers.
Cheers.
I'm going to destroy her visa.
I had a great time, Nena,
thanks for everything.
Bye bye!
Thanks.
-Bye.
-Good night.
What happened, Mom?
I lost the house.
Why didn't you tell me?
I didn't want you
to be worried, honey.
Since you weren't going
through a good moment...
But if you can have us
for a while, that would help.
I promise you won't
even notice us.
You know what?
It's late, okay?
-Let's talk tomorrow.
-But I'm worried about you.
Why?
I just don't understand
why you're wasting time
on that boy who
doesn't have Check or...
Chic or Chock...
Well, I don't know about Chock.
But he has compassion,
sensitivity, and above all,
he's an unconditional friend.
You don't have
to label everything, Mom.
Merry Christmas.
I HOPE THIS CHRISTMAS
IS AS SPECIAL AS YOU ARE
Hi, family!
How are you? Listen.
Merry Christmas!
I'm so happy to spend
the holidays with you.
I've got
some important news for you.
The most important one
is that Motita is pregnant ...
What?
So exciting!
No way.
I'm so happy
she's going to be a mom.
And the other news,
which maybe isn't so great,
is that I had to drop
the Morticia role
because of creative
incompatibility, but...
I've got a super surprise!
I'll be the star of
"Virginia", the next movie
by Michel Franco, the winner
of many Cannes awards.
So there you go,
canines and Cannes.
You're so casual.
We're so excited. After you.
Thanks.
-Thank you so much for coming.
-No, my pleasure.
We're doing the wardrobe test.
Then make-up, and then a reading.
Amazing.
You need a bit of push-up.
But you look amazing.
Beautiful. Really beautiful.
But...
But this looks
like a slutty Morticia.
You didn't read the script?
"THE ADAME FAMILY"
THEY'LL MELT YOUR SCREEN"
No.
You don't want to read
before you sign?
No, I don't need
to read anything.
This is what I've been
waiting my whole life.
No way.
No way!
Ana.
That bastard!
To hell with it!
To hell with The Company!
To hell with that sleazy agent.
To hell with slutty Morticia.
To hell with Hollywood.
To hell with my house
in Veracruz.
To hell with
that creepy Chinto.
To hell with these damned shoes.
And that's how
you lose yourself,
in order to find yourself,
but on that path,
life always surprises you.
That's what life is about,
don't you think?
About living it
without fear of being judged,
or of your mom's criticism,
without fear of being alone.
Finally.
Even if you're a grown woman
but still feel
fifteen years old.
Even if things
don't come out as planned
and you want to send it
all to hell.
Even if, sometimes,
the bad is good, and vice versa.
How about you? Are you there yet?
Do you look your age?
Have you lost
and found yourself?
Well, remember
It's never too late.
I love you all.
Ana.
One of these days
I'm going to leave
TO MY REAL FAMILY
One of these days
I'm leaving here
One of these days,
I'm going to grow
I'll go to the stars
And won't come back
My God!
Oh, my God!
I'm selling this article.
I'm a veteran in love
Ana
I'm from Veracruz
I live in Los Angeles
But I'm Mexican
Ana
I'm from Veracruz
I'm not perfect
I'm only human
The nice thing about it
is you can do it with friends,
family and loved ones.
That's all. The Nena.