Ana (2020–…): Season 1, Episode 1 - Americana - full transcript
Ana asiste al screen test de una película que puede ser su gran oportunidad en Hollywood. La Nena piensa que consiguió el papel, y se preparara para celebrarlo.
Are you done?
Almost. Almost there.
Almost there.
My mom always said
that when a woman hits 40,
she becomes invisible.
She also says
that the day I was born,
a group of gynecology students
watched the birth.
From that moment on,
she knew my destiny
would be in front of a camera.
Girls, you have to define
what style you want.
Every afternoon,
my dining room
became a classroom
for image and style lessons.
That's where my mom,
'The Girl',
would prepare women
to shine in society.
As with many of her students,
since I was a little girl,
she taught me to shine.
Isn't she just like her mother?
When she grows up, she'll
be Miss Veracruz, like I was.
Or maybe a Hollywood actress,
isn't that right?
So I was raised
to be a princess.
The perfect woman.
And, you know what?
I made it.
I didn't flee my wedding.
My father didn't recover
from an incurable illness.
I was never a mechanic.
And I never found
the man of my dreams.
But I did 600 episodes
of "Marisela's Return",
a soap opera that conquered
thousands of followers
around the world
MARISELA'S RETURN
in 2005.
Although I like to think
that that brought me here.
AMERICAN
ANA
Ten years waiting
for this moment.
Mom, which look better?
These or these?
Neither.
-The long ones, with the crosses.
-Oh, right!
These will look much better
on the Morticia character.
I swear, this is the one.
I'm sorry?
Nothing.
Remember that, for a woman,
the best accessory is a smile.
Hi.
-Your contract.
-Thank you.
Who's this girl?
Latin what? Latinlover?
The bubblegum girl, right?
The poseur!
Any idiot with more
than three followers
thinks she's an influencer.
Eight million seven hundred
twenty-five thousand views?
Hi, family!
Hey, I'm super excited
because I have
some really important news.
Right, Motita? Isn't that right?
What the hell!
It turns out the
LatinTuber family was invited,
guess where?
We're in Los Angeles!
So exciting!
And guess why.
I know you're wondering.
We were invited
for some auditions...
Screen tests.
for something amazing,
and it's been really interesting.
Motita, relax, baby,
I'm excited too.
And we're really happy
to tell you about it.
-I'll keep you posted.
-Hi.
-Sorry to interrupt.
-I was distracted.
It's so embarrassing, but I've
been a fan since I was little.
Since I was a baby. Just a baby!
Look, this is Motita, my dog.
MOTITA. INFLUENCER, HOSTESS,
MODEL AND ACTRESS.
Yeah, I never saw someone
come to a screen test
with their dog.
We go everywhere together.
We're best friends.
I admire you so much. Really.
-Thanks.
-And so does Motita.
-Ana.
-Excuse me.
Sorry.
Follow me.
So exciting!
I did really well.
They just need to make
the official announcement.
That was amazing!
-Really?
-Thank you so much for coming in.
Perfect.
The producer and director
saw me out.
They said I did great,
that I had worked
on the character,
and that I should be
proud of myself.
And, you know what?
I am.
I'm happy.
Hi!
They always tell you
nice things at auditions, right?
Chilaquiles! Thanks,
you're the best. I love it.
How did your
Morticia audition go?
Good, it wasn't an audition,
it was a screen test,
which is different.
It's when you get
a lot of call backs.
But this time,
I've signed a contract.
I don't know if you understand.
It was amazing.
It's practically mine.
Hey, what about the orders?
They're his favorite.
He's looking forward to them.
Hug him for me and
tell him I miss him.
Of course.
Did you know that Cher
wanted to play that role?
Really?
I'm sorry,
how did you know that?
Oh...
I overheard your conversation.
I know a bit of Spanish.
Dominate me.
-So, a screen test?
-Yeah! Yeah.
-It's a big deal.
-I know, I'm very excited.
-Congratulations.
-Thank you.
I love your accent.
It's great for the role.
And you haven't heard me moan.
Thank you.
Great feedback, I'm sure
we'll have great news tomorrow.
Good luck at the embassy,
by the way.
MEXICO CITY
They're his favorite.
He's looking forward to them.
-Good evening!
-Miss Ana!
-Come in. Allow me.
-Thanks.
How are you?
Good evening.
I was thinking that,
if there's another earthquake,
we could remove
the table legs
and set up a mini bar
filled with chocolates,
that way...
Sorry to interrupt,
but the manager told me
you owe three months,
and he needs you to pay.
Yes, tell him not to worry.
-I got a good job.
-Really?
-Yes. I'll pay soon.
-Great.
By the way,
I saw your daughter
at the restaurant.
-My daughter?
-And she sends you this.
-And this, too...
-What?
-Thanks so much.
-She says she really misses you.
Yes, I miss her too.
I'll be back with your order.
Thanks.
Dear friends,
if you don't have the money
to buy a pearl necklace,
and you want to look
classy at any event,
go to a hardware store and buy
a piece of this cheap chain.
Put it on like this...
and that's it. Ta-dah!
You'll learn that and more
at my image and style courses.
THE GIRL. EX MISS VERACRUZ,
IMAGE AND STYLE EXPERT.
I forgot to mention my mom
also thinks she's an influencer.
Miss Girl, I love your tips.
Gorgeous. As always.
-Tomorrow, we'll go live.
-Right, right...
Give me the phone,
I want to call Ana.
-How are you, Ma?
-Honey, what happened?
How did it go?
Sorry, I rushed out and went
straight to the airport.
I just got back.
But what happened
at the audition?
I don't know if you understood.
It wasn't an audition.
It was a screen test,
which is different.
It's when you sign a contract
with the other finalist.
You signed a contract?
You didn't explain that,
honey!
God! I'm so excited now!
Ma, no! Wait.
HOT COWBOYS GETTING IT ON
Why don't you play
with these balls here, partner?
Who writes this trash?
ROUGH VINTAGE HAIRY MUSTACHES
Now this is good.
Let's see.
You've got to be kidding me.
I got you the best.
Thanks! You're the best.
The best!
Enjoy.
UNITED STATES EMBASSY
These gringos
like to complicate things.
-Good morning, Anita.
-Hi.
STARMANAGER
SUPERSTARMANAGER
-How are you?
-I brought your sandwiches.
Really?
Yes, I figured you wouldn't
have time for breakfast.
Yum! I was starving!
And here's some coffee,
if you like.
Great!
Hey, what about
the Biofiber campaign?
Look, there are two
kinds of people.
The ones who poop well,
and the ones who don't poop well.
For example, look at her face.
She doesn't poop well.
Poor thing, she's worried
about her visa.
Look how nice she is.
She poops well.
Look at her eyes.
No, she doesn't poop well.
Anita, it's just a campaign
for orange-flavored pop.
But for people
who don't poop well.
Plus, you know what?
I'll be Morticia,
so we don't need
to do all that anymore.
YOUR EYES HAVE PENETRATED ME
Can you save my spot?
No way! You're the video girl,
aren't you?
What?
The one in the GIFs.
"Your eyes are penetrating me".
Goddamn it.
Let's take a selfie?
Let's take a selfie.
Damned Millenials!
600 episodes as a star,
only to end up being
the video girl.
-Thanks.
-Are you famous?
-I'd like a selfie with you.
-Right, sure.
Thanks.
ELMARCOTORRES. HANGING OUT AT
THE EMBASSY WITH THE VIDEO GIRL.
You're persona non grata
for the U.S. government.
Next!
Hi.
Hi, hi.
You've had this sponsor
for almost six months.
You need to apply
for a new one soon.
Yes, that won't be a problem.
I just signed a three-year
contract with a studio there
for a series,
so it'll be just fine.
-Ah!
-Yeah.
Do you know this actress?
TWO MILLION LIKES
FLAVOR EXPLOSION
-No, I don't follow her.
-My daughter loves her!
Very pretty actress.
Yeah, well,
she's not really an actress.
She's more like an influencer...
Next!
Just my luck,
it's that idiot's gum.
Women look very vulgar
when they chew gum,
and plus, it makes
your vagina expand.
It's been almost 40 years
and I still don't get
what one thing
has to do with the other.
But I guess it's better
to be on the safe side.
Yes!
Damn!
I want you
To dance, dance dance
I want you to enjoy,
Enjoy, enjoy
I want you to feel,
Feel, feel
What I feel
When I dance Reggaeton
I want you
To dance, dance, dance
I want you to feel,
Feel, feel
I want you to enjoy,
Enjoy, enjoy
What I enjoy
When I sing Reggaeton
Pukitim, pakitim,
Pum, pum, pum
Pukitim, pakitim,
Pum, pum, pum
Pukitim, pakitim,
Pum, pum, pum
Pukitim, pakitim, pum
I just want you to enjoy
And move freely
Those moves
Drive me crazy
You make me
Feel so hot
And then you make me
Lust for you
Let's dance
The party's starting
This won't stop,
It's just begun
You have that gift
You can drive me crazy
Thank you, mother-in-law,
For this beauty
I want you
To dance, dance, dance
I want you to enjoy,
Enjoy, enjoy
I want you to feel,
Feel, feel
What I feel
When I dance Reggaeton
I want you
To dance, dance, dance
I want you to feel,
Feel, feel
I want you to enjoy,
Enjoy, enjoy
What I enjoy
When I sing Reggaeton
Pukitim, pakitim,
pum, pum, pum
Pukitim, pakitim, pum
Yes!
Hello?
Hi!
What?
No, I don't understand!
Because of my age?
But I'm young for that part.
That YouTuber
is not even an actress!
Hello?
Hello!
Hello!
Damn. Damn!
Damn!
TWO MILLION LIKES
FLAVOR EXPLOSION
Screw you, jerk!
Surprise!
Honey, I know
you don't like surprise parties,
but we have to celebrate
this victory.
Not yet. Go change, okay?
So you'll look prettier
in the videos and photos.
Yes, yes, excuse me.
Is everyone settled?
Let's party!
Congrats, sis!
Thanks.
Hey, I made you a playlist
based on the Adams family.
I hope you like it.
Thanks.
And to celebrate...
ALIGUAGUA DJ, ROCKER
AND RESTAURANT WORKER.
-I didn't get the part.
-What?
Yeah, I didn't get it.
So...
Mom got the wrong idea.
Damn!
You know what?
I'm tired of doing the
right thing all the time.
Maybe you should try doing
the wrong thing, then.
-Mom.
-One second, honey.
Dear friends.
Dear followers.
Dear family.
Today, one of our biggest
dreams is coming true.
Yes! Hollywood!
Well, I have to admit
I had lost all hope.
Women become invisible after 40.
And Ana's close.
Congratulations, honey!
Cheers!
Thanks.
-Play this, Chinto.
-Mom.
-I have to talk to you.
-Later, later.
No! Chinto! Turn that off!
It's mine. It's mine.
I'm sorry, Mom.
Okay.
Wasn't her sister a lesbian?
Thanks, sis.
CONGRATULATIONS, ANA!
Listen, princesses have
to make sacrifices.
Just ask Princess Diana.
I don't want to be Diana!
Okay?
Listen.
Come here.
Come here!
Who's the prettiest one of...?
Damn it.
-...Of all?
-Yes, honey!
You're lovely.
Where are you going?
I'm leaving, sis.
You're who they're proud of.
No, please, don't leave me here.
They won't notice.
After 40, we're invisible.
No, seriously.
I believe in you.
Don't forget it, okay?
Bye, sis.
Thanks for coming.
Baby!
I knew you'd make it
in the United States.
-Congratulations.
-Thanks.
Though I like your comedies.
We need you on TV.
Thanks, auntie.
Get up.
-A picture.
-Right, right.
Take a picture with Anita.
-He's your fan.
-Smile!
Hug her.
Look at that.
Let me take it.
Look.
Let me have a minute, okay?
Thanks. Let's see it.
Aren't you telling The Girl?
No.
I'm letting her celebrate a while.
Anita, you won't be Meryl Streep.
You've spent years in Los Angeles.
Ana!
I'm sorry, the photo
didn't come out well.
-Yeah, going.
-And you closed your eyes.
I'll be right back.
Give me a second.
What?
Ana, the girl from Veracruz
No sex tonight! My mom!
All week
She won't stop dancing
Ana, the girl from Veracruz
All week
But you don't drink, Miss.
I do today.
When I raise the blinds
I want to dance
It's such a pretty morning
Going!
We need to sign
the Biofiber contract now.
Huh?
Was that for yoghurt?
Not yoghurt. Orange pop.
They're printing this tomorrow.
Damn it!
WILD WITH WEED!
No way!
WILD WITH WEED!
SHE'S AN ADDICT,
A LOSER AND A POTHEAD
SHE'S OUT OF CONTROL!
TERRIFIED KIDS WATCHED HER GO
SHE SMOKED HER CAREER AWAY!
GOODBYE, MARISELA
DEDICATED TO MY REAL FAMILY
I'll show you a trick,
you might like it. Look.
Go to a hardware store and buy
a meter of this very cheap chain.
I thought,
"Where can I buy the necklace?"
They sell this at the hardware
store for Christmas trees,
but I saw it and thought,
"You can make a
necklace out of this."
Fasten it like this.
Put it on like that and clasp it.
See how pretty it looks?
You can wear it to a party
or whatever you like,
and it'll only cost you those
ten pesos for the chain.
ANY COINCIDENCE WITH REAL LIFE,
PLEASE DON'T TELL MY MOM.
Almost. Almost there.
Almost there.
My mom always said
that when a woman hits 40,
she becomes invisible.
She also says
that the day I was born,
a group of gynecology students
watched the birth.
From that moment on,
she knew my destiny
would be in front of a camera.
Girls, you have to define
what style you want.
Every afternoon,
my dining room
became a classroom
for image and style lessons.
That's where my mom,
'The Girl',
would prepare women
to shine in society.
As with many of her students,
since I was a little girl,
she taught me to shine.
Isn't she just like her mother?
When she grows up, she'll
be Miss Veracruz, like I was.
Or maybe a Hollywood actress,
isn't that right?
So I was raised
to be a princess.
The perfect woman.
And, you know what?
I made it.
I didn't flee my wedding.
My father didn't recover
from an incurable illness.
I was never a mechanic.
And I never found
the man of my dreams.
But I did 600 episodes
of "Marisela's Return",
a soap opera that conquered
thousands of followers
around the world
MARISELA'S RETURN
in 2005.
Although I like to think
that that brought me here.
AMERICAN
ANA
Ten years waiting
for this moment.
Mom, which look better?
These or these?
Neither.
-The long ones, with the crosses.
-Oh, right!
These will look much better
on the Morticia character.
I swear, this is the one.
I'm sorry?
Nothing.
Remember that, for a woman,
the best accessory is a smile.
Hi.
-Your contract.
-Thank you.
Who's this girl?
Latin what? Latinlover?
The bubblegum girl, right?
The poseur!
Any idiot with more
than three followers
thinks she's an influencer.
Eight million seven hundred
twenty-five thousand views?
Hi, family!
Hey, I'm super excited
because I have
some really important news.
Right, Motita? Isn't that right?
What the hell!
It turns out the
LatinTuber family was invited,
guess where?
We're in Los Angeles!
So exciting!
And guess why.
I know you're wondering.
We were invited
for some auditions...
Screen tests.
for something amazing,
and it's been really interesting.
Motita, relax, baby,
I'm excited too.
And we're really happy
to tell you about it.
-I'll keep you posted.
-Hi.
-Sorry to interrupt.
-I was distracted.
It's so embarrassing, but I've
been a fan since I was little.
Since I was a baby. Just a baby!
Look, this is Motita, my dog.
MOTITA. INFLUENCER, HOSTESS,
MODEL AND ACTRESS.
Yeah, I never saw someone
come to a screen test
with their dog.
We go everywhere together.
We're best friends.
I admire you so much. Really.
-Thanks.
-And so does Motita.
-Ana.
-Excuse me.
Sorry.
Follow me.
So exciting!
I did really well.
They just need to make
the official announcement.
That was amazing!
-Really?
-Thank you so much for coming in.
Perfect.
The producer and director
saw me out.
They said I did great,
that I had worked
on the character,
and that I should be
proud of myself.
And, you know what?
I am.
I'm happy.
Hi!
They always tell you
nice things at auditions, right?
Chilaquiles! Thanks,
you're the best. I love it.
How did your
Morticia audition go?
Good, it wasn't an audition,
it was a screen test,
which is different.
It's when you get
a lot of call backs.
But this time,
I've signed a contract.
I don't know if you understand.
It was amazing.
It's practically mine.
Hey, what about the orders?
They're his favorite.
He's looking forward to them.
Hug him for me and
tell him I miss him.
Of course.
Did you know that Cher
wanted to play that role?
Really?
I'm sorry,
how did you know that?
Oh...
I overheard your conversation.
I know a bit of Spanish.
Dominate me.
-So, a screen test?
-Yeah! Yeah.
-It's a big deal.
-I know, I'm very excited.
-Congratulations.
-Thank you.
I love your accent.
It's great for the role.
And you haven't heard me moan.
Thank you.
Great feedback, I'm sure
we'll have great news tomorrow.
Good luck at the embassy,
by the way.
MEXICO CITY
They're his favorite.
He's looking forward to them.
-Good evening!
-Miss Ana!
-Come in. Allow me.
-Thanks.
How are you?
Good evening.
I was thinking that,
if there's another earthquake,
we could remove
the table legs
and set up a mini bar
filled with chocolates,
that way...
Sorry to interrupt,
but the manager told me
you owe three months,
and he needs you to pay.
Yes, tell him not to worry.
-I got a good job.
-Really?
-Yes. I'll pay soon.
-Great.
By the way,
I saw your daughter
at the restaurant.
-My daughter?
-And she sends you this.
-And this, too...
-What?
-Thanks so much.
-She says she really misses you.
Yes, I miss her too.
I'll be back with your order.
Thanks.
Dear friends,
if you don't have the money
to buy a pearl necklace,
and you want to look
classy at any event,
go to a hardware store and buy
a piece of this cheap chain.
Put it on like this...
and that's it. Ta-dah!
You'll learn that and more
at my image and style courses.
THE GIRL. EX MISS VERACRUZ,
IMAGE AND STYLE EXPERT.
I forgot to mention my mom
also thinks she's an influencer.
Miss Girl, I love your tips.
Gorgeous. As always.
-Tomorrow, we'll go live.
-Right, right...
Give me the phone,
I want to call Ana.
-How are you, Ma?
-Honey, what happened?
How did it go?
Sorry, I rushed out and went
straight to the airport.
I just got back.
But what happened
at the audition?
I don't know if you understood.
It wasn't an audition.
It was a screen test,
which is different.
It's when you sign a contract
with the other finalist.
You signed a contract?
You didn't explain that,
honey!
God! I'm so excited now!
Ma, no! Wait.
HOT COWBOYS GETTING IT ON
Why don't you play
with these balls here, partner?
Who writes this trash?
ROUGH VINTAGE HAIRY MUSTACHES
Now this is good.
Let's see.
You've got to be kidding me.
I got you the best.
Thanks! You're the best.
The best!
Enjoy.
UNITED STATES EMBASSY
These gringos
like to complicate things.
-Good morning, Anita.
-Hi.
STARMANAGER
SUPERSTARMANAGER
-How are you?
-I brought your sandwiches.
Really?
Yes, I figured you wouldn't
have time for breakfast.
Yum! I was starving!
And here's some coffee,
if you like.
Great!
Hey, what about
the Biofiber campaign?
Look, there are two
kinds of people.
The ones who poop well,
and the ones who don't poop well.
For example, look at her face.
She doesn't poop well.
Poor thing, she's worried
about her visa.
Look how nice she is.
She poops well.
Look at her eyes.
No, she doesn't poop well.
Anita, it's just a campaign
for orange-flavored pop.
But for people
who don't poop well.
Plus, you know what?
I'll be Morticia,
so we don't need
to do all that anymore.
YOUR EYES HAVE PENETRATED ME
Can you save my spot?
No way! You're the video girl,
aren't you?
What?
The one in the GIFs.
"Your eyes are penetrating me".
Goddamn it.
Let's take a selfie?
Let's take a selfie.
Damned Millenials!
600 episodes as a star,
only to end up being
the video girl.
-Thanks.
-Are you famous?
-I'd like a selfie with you.
-Right, sure.
Thanks.
ELMARCOTORRES. HANGING OUT AT
THE EMBASSY WITH THE VIDEO GIRL.
You're persona non grata
for the U.S. government.
Next!
Hi.
Hi, hi.
You've had this sponsor
for almost six months.
You need to apply
for a new one soon.
Yes, that won't be a problem.
I just signed a three-year
contract with a studio there
for a series,
so it'll be just fine.
-Ah!
-Yeah.
Do you know this actress?
TWO MILLION LIKES
FLAVOR EXPLOSION
-No, I don't follow her.
-My daughter loves her!
Very pretty actress.
Yeah, well,
she's not really an actress.
She's more like an influencer...
Next!
Just my luck,
it's that idiot's gum.
Women look very vulgar
when they chew gum,
and plus, it makes
your vagina expand.
It's been almost 40 years
and I still don't get
what one thing
has to do with the other.
But I guess it's better
to be on the safe side.
Yes!
Damn!
I want you
To dance, dance dance
I want you to enjoy,
Enjoy, enjoy
I want you to feel,
Feel, feel
What I feel
When I dance Reggaeton
I want you
To dance, dance, dance
I want you to feel,
Feel, feel
I want you to enjoy,
Enjoy, enjoy
What I enjoy
When I sing Reggaeton
Pukitim, pakitim,
Pum, pum, pum
Pukitim, pakitim,
Pum, pum, pum
Pukitim, pakitim,
Pum, pum, pum
Pukitim, pakitim, pum
I just want you to enjoy
And move freely
Those moves
Drive me crazy
You make me
Feel so hot
And then you make me
Lust for you
Let's dance
The party's starting
This won't stop,
It's just begun
You have that gift
You can drive me crazy
Thank you, mother-in-law,
For this beauty
I want you
To dance, dance, dance
I want you to enjoy,
Enjoy, enjoy
I want you to feel,
Feel, feel
What I feel
When I dance Reggaeton
I want you
To dance, dance, dance
I want you to feel,
Feel, feel
I want you to enjoy,
Enjoy, enjoy
What I enjoy
When I sing Reggaeton
Pukitim, pakitim,
pum, pum, pum
Pukitim, pakitim, pum
Yes!
Hello?
Hi!
What?
No, I don't understand!
Because of my age?
But I'm young for that part.
That YouTuber
is not even an actress!
Hello?
Hello!
Hello!
Damn. Damn!
Damn!
TWO MILLION LIKES
FLAVOR EXPLOSION
Screw you, jerk!
Surprise!
Honey, I know
you don't like surprise parties,
but we have to celebrate
this victory.
Not yet. Go change, okay?
So you'll look prettier
in the videos and photos.
Yes, yes, excuse me.
Is everyone settled?
Let's party!
Congrats, sis!
Thanks.
Hey, I made you a playlist
based on the Adams family.
I hope you like it.
Thanks.
And to celebrate...
ALIGUAGUA DJ, ROCKER
AND RESTAURANT WORKER.
-I didn't get the part.
-What?
Yeah, I didn't get it.
So...
Mom got the wrong idea.
Damn!
You know what?
I'm tired of doing the
right thing all the time.
Maybe you should try doing
the wrong thing, then.
-Mom.
-One second, honey.
Dear friends.
Dear followers.
Dear family.
Today, one of our biggest
dreams is coming true.
Yes! Hollywood!
Well, I have to admit
I had lost all hope.
Women become invisible after 40.
And Ana's close.
Congratulations, honey!
Cheers!
Thanks.
-Play this, Chinto.
-Mom.
-I have to talk to you.
-Later, later.
No! Chinto! Turn that off!
It's mine. It's mine.
I'm sorry, Mom.
Okay.
Wasn't her sister a lesbian?
Thanks, sis.
CONGRATULATIONS, ANA!
Listen, princesses have
to make sacrifices.
Just ask Princess Diana.
I don't want to be Diana!
Okay?
Listen.
Come here.
Come here!
Who's the prettiest one of...?
Damn it.
-...Of all?
-Yes, honey!
You're lovely.
Where are you going?
I'm leaving, sis.
You're who they're proud of.
No, please, don't leave me here.
They won't notice.
After 40, we're invisible.
No, seriously.
I believe in you.
Don't forget it, okay?
Bye, sis.
Thanks for coming.
Baby!
I knew you'd make it
in the United States.
-Congratulations.
-Thanks.
Though I like your comedies.
We need you on TV.
Thanks, auntie.
Get up.
-A picture.
-Right, right.
Take a picture with Anita.
-He's your fan.
-Smile!
Hug her.
Look at that.
Let me take it.
Look.
Let me have a minute, okay?
Thanks. Let's see it.
Aren't you telling The Girl?
No.
I'm letting her celebrate a while.
Anita, you won't be Meryl Streep.
You've spent years in Los Angeles.
Ana!
I'm sorry, the photo
didn't come out well.
-Yeah, going.
-And you closed your eyes.
I'll be right back.
Give me a second.
What?
Ana, the girl from Veracruz
No sex tonight! My mom!
All week
She won't stop dancing
Ana, the girl from Veracruz
All week
But you don't drink, Miss.
I do today.
When I raise the blinds
I want to dance
It's such a pretty morning
Going!
We need to sign
the Biofiber contract now.
Huh?
Was that for yoghurt?
Not yoghurt. Orange pop.
They're printing this tomorrow.
Damn it!
WILD WITH WEED!
No way!
WILD WITH WEED!
SHE'S AN ADDICT,
A LOSER AND A POTHEAD
SHE'S OUT OF CONTROL!
TERRIFIED KIDS WATCHED HER GO
SHE SMOKED HER CAREER AWAY!
GOODBYE, MARISELA
DEDICATED TO MY REAL FAMILY
I'll show you a trick,
you might like it. Look.
Go to a hardware store and buy
a meter of this very cheap chain.
I thought,
"Where can I buy the necklace?"
They sell this at the hardware
store for Christmas trees,
but I saw it and thought,
"You can make a
necklace out of this."
Fasten it like this.
Put it on like that and clasp it.
See how pretty it looks?
You can wear it to a party
or whatever you like,
and it'll only cost you those
ten pesos for the chain.
ANY COINCIDENCE WITH REAL LIFE,
PLEASE DON'T TELL MY MOM.