American Horror Story (2011–…): Season 7, Episode 9 - Drink the Kool-Aid - full transcript

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KAI: On March 26, 1997,
acting on an anonymous tip,

police found the bodies
of 39 members

of the Heaven's Gate cult.

They had committed suicide
by ingesting a poisonous mix

of pudding, apple sauce
and phenobarbital.

What only they knew--

because only they
had been blessed

by their leader
with his bomb of knowledge--

was that they
weren't killing themselves,

they were just leaving
the vehicles of their bodies

and graduating
to the next level.



A comet had returned,

one with an orbital period
of 2,500 years,

and in its tail
was a spacecraft.

Once the members left
their bodies,

they could get a ticket
to ride on the ship

and leave
this earthly shithole forever.

Isn't that cool?

Many of the lucky bastards

had themselves voluntarily
castrated in Mexico.

They had been taught by their
leader, Marshall Applewhite,

aka Do, to forgo

-...of human ways,
-any earthly pleasures:

-human behavior,
-sex, gourmet cheese,

-human ignorance,
-dogs, the Beatles.



-human misinformation.
-These were all distractions

that would do nothing
but keep them trapped in their

-And that can't happen,
-antiquated flesh vehicles.

unless you leave the human world
that you're in...

and come and follow me.

It makes total sense
when you think about it.

Time is short.

Last chance.

Is it any wonder
that the federal government,

led by Democratic
President Bill Clinton,

had to try to take down
David Koresh?

Koresh was blessed
with the gift of prophecy

when he was a young man.

God revealed himself
to young David,

told David that his ideas

and sperm would have
great power and influence.

Zephaniah says,
"He will not do iniquity.

He will bring forth His..."

He collected
a loyal group of followers.

He became the leader
of the Branch Davidians.

They understood
that he was the chosen one,

that his sermons
were more than words--

they were the secrets
they needed

to enter the Kingdom of Heaven.

He dissolved all marriages
amongst his followers.

Men had to be celibate.

He was the true savior,

and it made sense for him

to father all of the children

and repopulate the planet.

He had divine semen.

Holy ejaculate.

God's own DNA shot
from his mighty prick.

KORESH:
Don't you understand?

This is my family. I would never
let you take my family from me.

You come to my door, pointing
guns at my wives and my kids,

I will meet you at the door,
any time.

KAI: When the government came to
arrest Koresh and his followers

for legally collecting guns
and ammo,

some left the compound, but the
true believers stayed behind.

They refused to leave their
father. And why should they?

They had listened
to his holy teachings.

The Lord is my shepherd,
and I shall not fear.

They knew
that there was greater glory

in crossing the threshold
into death with their leader

-than staying behind and
being slaves in a lost -(yelps)

and broken world.

(gunshots)

(gunshots in distance)

79 men and women

died either by gunshot
or in the fire.

Sucks.

(gunshot)

(helicopter blades whirring)

But the Kanye of leaders
was the great Jim Jones,

the man who coined the phrase
"drink the Kool-Aid."

He founded the Peoples Temple.

It was a beautiful rainbow.

They saw no race
or class or sex.

He moved
his entire congregation,

over a thousand people,
to Guyana with the plan

of creating a utopia.

But it all fell apart.

He was betrayed by his own.

They invited a congressman to
inspect their private heaven.

He didn't understand.

He tried to destroy the perfect
world Jones had created.

So Jones had
to have him killed.

He had no choice.

But once that seal was broken,

there was no going back.

He had to end it all.

And 918
of his loyal parishioners

were more than happy
to follow him anywhere,

even to the other side.

If we can't live in peace,
then let's die in peace.

(cheering and applause)

-How very much I've loved you.
-MAN: Love you, too, Dad. Yeah!

How very much I've tried
to give you the good life.

But, in spite
of all my triumphs...

in my opinion that

you be kind to your children
and be kind

to the seniors
and take the potion

like they used to take
in ancient Greece

and step over quietly,

-because we are not committing
suicide. -(choking sounds)

It's a revolutionary act.

-(crying, coughing)
-You bet your life,

-you bet your life. And to me,
-(cheering and applause)

death is not a fearful thing--

-it's the living that's fearful.
-(coughing)

Mother, please, can somebody
show these children

to the relaxation of stepping
over to the next plane?

All they're doing is taking
a drink to go to sleep.

That's all death is. It's sleep.

Stop this crying and hysterics!

-(gunshot)
-Die with a degree of dignity.

-(gunshot)
-Don't die with tears and agony.

Quickly, quickly, quickly,
quickly, quickly, my children.

God Almighty, God Almighty.

-(coughing, shouting)
-(sighs)

These were great men.

All of them.

Do you understand
why I'm telling you about them?

You want us to see
how you're like them?

That's right, Pus Bucket.

But I also want you to see

that it's easy to get men
to kill for you.

Any asshole with enough money
or a rank in the army

can get men to do that.

Real power

is having people
loyal enough to you

that, if you ask them to,

they will kill themselves.

They will override
their natural survival instinct

in service of your needs
and will.

Wait, are we a cult?

I thought
we were a political movement.

All politics is a personality
cult now, Heart Attack.

(sighs)

You don't have to raise
your hand, Tripod.

(chuckling)

I know we're not supposed
to jerk our meat, but...

are you gonna make us
cut off our balls

like that Hale-Bopp guy?

Would you, if I asked you to?

I totally would!

Fuck it.
(chuckles)

Whatever you fucking want, Kai.

I don't want that, Speedwagon.

Even if he's not jizzing,
a man needs his balls

to produce testosterone
to make him strong

and aggressive.

But what if I asked you
to make the ultimate sacrifice?

Would you do that for me,
Speedwagon?

With a fucking smile.

How 'bout the rest of you?

Sandstorm? Gutterball?

-Yes.
-Yes.

(exhales)

Thank you all for your loyalty.

'Cause things
are about to change.

We are expanding, brothers.

Our ambitious,
nation-saving agenda

is headed to the next level,

and it's gonna take
even more courage and focus

and, most of all, loyalty

to navigate
these stormy waters ahead.

GUTTERBALL:
What's gonna happen?

You'll find out at
the council meeting on Monday.

Get some rest.

(grunting)

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The left-wing propagandists
at CNN and NBC have polluted

our discourse with fake news.

Pornography has desensitized
our young men.

We've lost a generation of moms
to Candy Crush!

This can't go unchecked.

I don't doubt your
good intentions, Councilman,

but banning our citizens
from accessing a list

of Web sites that
you personally deem offensive--

what you're proposing
is censorship.

It's not censorship--
it's regulation.

It's about protecting the people
from cultural decay.

And connecting every computer
in town to a private network.

-The cost alone...
-Why don't we ask

your colleagues about their
feelings on this matter, Perry?

Councilman Moyer?

You've been silent all day.

I think
it's a fantastic idea, sir.

KAI:
Good.

All in favor of the Kai Anderson
Internet Freedom

and Integrity Act?

The motion passes.

(cheering)

Finally, finally,
I'd like to make a statement.

Tonight, I'm announcing to you,
my loyal constituents,

that I intend to run for
United States Senate in 2018.

We need fresh representation
in Washington,

and I believe
I am the man for the job.

(cheering)

-(whooping)
-Yeah!

Councilman.

Councilman,
the senator up for reelection

is a popular incumbent
who's served for three terms.

Anything can happen, Perry.

SPEEDWAGON:
That was amazing, Divine Ruler.

-Thank you. Where are our women?
-I don't know.

We told them about the meeting.
They should be here.

I'm not feeling love from them,
Speedwagon. Or loyalty.

ALLY:
I need to know why.

I need to know.

I want a fucking explanation.

Why did you join a cult?

Why did you destroy our family?

-Why?!
-(gasps)

You were... you were a mess,

and The Butchery
was ten times more work

than we thought it would be
for half the reward.

I just... I-I felt...

I felt
like I was out of control,

like there was no boundary
or structure

to contain me or my feelings,
and...

I wanted someone
to come in and say,

"Do this. Go there.

"Believe in this.

Care about that."

A daddy?

-(sighs)
-I guess, yeah.

It felt so good
to take my hands off the wheel.

And I...

am sorry, but I hated you.

Or... or I...

I was so...
I was so angry at you

that I thought I hated you.
And in my head,

I told myself,
if the price that I have to pay

f-for this feeling of relief
was...

destroying you,
then-then why not?

People died, Ivy.

Because of you.

I know.

I know. I know.

Oh, God. I don't know

how I could have been so stupid
and so weak.

I don't know.
I'm so sorry, Ally.

And now I see him
for what he is.

He's a demagogue
and a manipulator and...

everything he touches dies.

But I was leaving.
I was done.

I was on my way out.
So you have to explain to me,

why did you become a part
of this insanity?

What choice did you give me?

You wouldn't talk to me.

You wouldn't let me see our son.

I knew you would never leave

unless I got you out.

You came back for me?

I came back for Oz.

And for our family.

I'm not saying
if we get out of this

that we're gonna be together.

But if we can escape,

I am not leaving
Oz's mother behind.

(door latch clicks)

Mom?

Hey. It's okay, buddy.

She...

Hey, Ozymandius.

Can you give your mama a hug?

I'm sure you're feeling
confused.

You've probably heard
some strange things

about me from your mom,
and... maybe others.

But I am never going to leave
you ever again.

And it's going to take
some time, but I promise

it will feel easy and normal

before you know it. Okay?

Okay.

Would you just go upstairs

for a minute
so the grownups can talk?

And, um...

I got you something.

-But that has a clown on it.
-Of course it does.

Twisty's the title character.

Who else are they gonna
put on the cover?

Come on.

I'll be up in a minute.
Go read it.

Mama?

Yeah?

I missed you.

I missed you, too, sweetheart.

Hey.

You look good.

I'm really sorry.

For what?

Fucking my wife...

trying to drive me crazy,
or trying to kill me?

WINTER:
Everything.

I was an idiot.

We all were.

The election made me
lose my mind.

I didn't believe
in anything anymore,

except that my brother loved me

and would take care of me
no matter what.

The world decided to take
a huge shit on my head,

so I said fuck the world.

All I need is my family.

But then he killed our brother.

Vince was an asshole,
but he was one of us.

Kai doesn't care about me.

He doesn't care about anyone.

We have to run away.

It's the only way.

I found this on wikiHow.

"How to escape from a cult."

They lay out 14 steps,
it's all in there.

We have to pack lightly and get
out as quickly as we can.

-And go where?
-Anywhere.

We just have to go now.

If Kai finds out we're even
thinking about this,

we'll be killed or put
in the hole like Beverly.

Okay, let's go.

But no packing.

-I'll get Oz.
-I will fucking get Oz.

(pounding on door)

PUS BUCKET: Open up!
I know you're in there!

(pounding continues)

(pounding louder)

Emergency meeting
at Divine Ruler's.

What are you bitches
up to in here?

Just a little girl time.

Talking cookie recipes
and boys.

Fuck you, liar.
Let's go.

And bring the kid.

Kai said he could watch cartoons
upstairs while we meet.

Let's go!

-What are they doing up there?
Maybe Kai... -Not now.

Let's stop talking
in this house.

(door opens)

BEVERLY:
You lying bitch!

I'm gonna kill you!

(yells)

-Hey!
-Get the fuck off!

-Hey!
-Get off of me!

Get her off! Get off of her!

-Come on!
-(all shouting)

Stop this nonsense.

I hate you!

Hey, get off of me! Get the...

-(grunting)
-KAI: Disloyalty,

lies, backstabbing.

That is what
politics as usual looks like.

Fighting ourselves.

We need to get beyond that petty
shit and reach a new threshold

to enter the power space.

What is that?

We need to do something radical.

Jim Jones said...

Oh, my...

"Death is not a fearful thing.

It's the living that's cursed."

Jesus, Kai.

Who the hell is Jim Jones?

He made his followers
drink poisoned Kool-Aid.

Please, Kai.
You can't do this.

Oz needs his mothers.

ALLY:
You need us.

You want to get
to the next level,

you need more than
ass-sucking sycophants.

All he needs
are his loyal followers.

KAI:
That's right, Gary.

Fidelity to the cause is
the backbone of our movement.

But it's time to remove
ourselves from the shackles

of our bodies.

That's why this Kool-Aid
isn't just for the women.

It's for all of us.

Our bodies are holding us back.

All they do is create pain
and suffering.

In order to transcend biology
and be reborn

into astral beings,

we need to kill
our physical selves.

We will resurrect
from the instant of death

into a greater being

and come back
for my senatorial run

more powerful
than we can imagine.

Everybody take a cup.

When I point to you,

-you drink.
-Fuck yeah.

It's a good day to die.

Gary,

make sure the ladies
have a drink.

I...

(whispers):
We have to do it.

Pus Bucket. My man!

Do us the honor.

-Drink!
-I can't!

I'm-I'm not gonna do it.

No. I'm out of this thing.

I-I don't want to be
an astral being.

Gary, he showed his true colors.

Please, Kai! Please!

Now the womenses...

BEVERLY:
Kai, please.

Oh, God. Oh, God.

-Beverly, don't do it.
-Bev... Beverly, don't.

No.

ALLY (wailing):
No. No, no, no.

KAI:
This is not suicide.

It's a revolutionary act.

The world will be

talking about us forever.

You said we would always
take care of each other.

You're not doing anything
I wouldn't.

Boys!

(men screaming)

(men screaming)

(screaming continues)

MAN:
Yeah!

Oh...

MAN:
Yeah!

Do you feel it?!

MEN:
Yeah!

The corrosive agent,

the blood pouring
from your throat?

I think I just shit my pants.

No, that's your colitis.

Why would I kill us?

-I'm running for Senate.
-(man chuckles)

And dead people can't vote.

Except in Chicago.

(men laughing)

There was nothing
in the Kool-Aid!

-(men shouting, whooping)
-Yeah!

Nothing except the proof that
we are all in this together,

that we are loyal to the end,

that we would die
for one another.

We are the few, the happy few,

the band of brothers
and sisters.

We live and fight another day.

MEN (chanting):
Kai! Kai! Kai!

(Beverly wailing)

I've got our passports
and Ozzie's birth certificate.

Jesus, Ivy, no suitcases.

What if they're
watching the house?

Can't look like we're doing
what we're doing.

We're really doing this?

Walking away
from our whole life?

We're not walking.
We're running.

Next time it might not
just be sugar water.

Wh-What about Winter?

Really, Ivy?

No, I-I just meant...

I-I didn't mean...

What about the bank accounts?

Uh, I went online, transferred
everything to the checking

just like we discussed.

Good.

We can drain it as we go,
convert it to cash.

Nothing electronic is safe.

Ozzie gets out of school
in less than an hour.

We pick him up
and we don't look back.

Keep the car running.

(speaking indistinctly)

He's not here!

What?!

Someone picked him up
30 minutes ago.

-Who?
-Our nanny.

And she wasn't alone.

Oh, God.

-Sh-Sh...
-Yeah.

Where are my mommies?

I'm sure they'll be here soon.

I got all sorts of games
down here. Do you like games?

I guess so.

Here, I'll take your bag.

We're good.
You can go.

Oz, if you need anything,

-I'll be right upstairs.
-Okay.

Want to check out the games?

So...

what kind of games
do you play with your daddy?

I don't have a daddy.

What?
Everyone has a daddy.

I don't.
I have two mommies.

Well...

two mommies
can't make a baby.

You know that, right?

(sighs)
I guess so.

It must be hard,

living with just girls.

I mean, you don't know this,

because you never
had a man to look up to.

You know, to teach you things,

to show you how to be a man.

I'm sure your mommies
do the best they can,

but... they're girls.

They don't know
what it's like to be you.

Every family is special
in their own way.

Happy families are all alike.

Every unhappy family
is unhappy in its own way.

Tolstoy.

Toy Story?

(chuckles softly)

Come here, Oz.
Sit with me.

I'll show you a trick.

I know all about that.
Winter showed me.

Well, then you know once we make
contact, I can't lie to you.

I want to tell you a secret.

-What secret?
-(car approaches, stops outside)

(car doors close)

(both panting)

What?

-Where is he?!
-Where's who?

(grunts)
You bitch.

-(gasps)
-Bitch! Where is he?

Where is my son?!

In the basement.

KAI: If you drink this potion,
it'll make you

-immortal.
-Oz.

That's right.

Oz!

No!

KAI:
It's raspberry Kool-Aid.

-It's sugar free.
-Come on, we're going.

I want to stay with Daddy.

What did you just say?

-He's not your daddy.
-Yes, he is.

-You can't lie on pinky power.
-It's all right, son.

-Don't get ups...
-He is not your son!

Are you sure about that?

The Braddon Clinic?

That's where you got
turkey basted, isn't it?

Yeah.

Lesbians love that place.

And I've been a donor there
since, well...

Jerking off into a cup there

was kind of my first job
after high school.

Isn't that where
you got your sperm from?

I've kept close track
of all of my children,

but Oz is special.

There's no way that's true.

Well, we know for sure
you're not the father.

And you have to ask yourself,
who does the kid look more like,

you or me?

Come on, we're leaving.

KAI: Why don't we ask the boy
what he wants to do?

Oz, do you want to stay?

-Yes, Daddy.
-See? The boy wants to stay.

I promised him
he could play games,

I promised him he could
spend the night.

Ally, if you let him stay,

-he'll be fi...
-Be quiet!

You know, this'll give
you two ladies a chance

to get reacquainted
after your separation.

Maybe that's a good idea.

Are you out of your mind?

Why are you being so mean?

I'm not being mean, sweetheart.

KAI:
You know, no one

has to leave.
We could all stay.

Uh, I think...

I think it'll be okay
if Oz spends the night.

-Ivy.
-He'll be fine.

Right?

Absolutely.

Come here, bud.

Yeah.

Let... Let's just go.

Please.

ALLY:
Ozzie...

you just behave yourself, okay?

I will.

Wave bye to Mommies.

Bye, Mommies.

Okay.

All right.
Wave bye-bye.

We're gonna have so much fun.

(whispers):
Ivy. Hey.

What did we just do?

We saved our son's life.

By leaving him in there
with that psycho?

What choice did we have?
If we had pushed

just a little bit more,
he would have killed all of us,

and you know it.

Maybe now we have a chance.

I found that paperwork
in the attic.

It doesn't have a picture,
but it has

all the sperm donor's
attributes.

I-I mean, look at this.

It's got race, age,

hair color, uh, weight, height,

IQ, m-medical history...

The only it doesn't show is the
propensity to be a psychopath.

All of this could easily
match up with Kai.

And a million other white males.

We have to go to the clinic.

I know they have pictures
in their files.

No, Ivy, the important thing
is Kai thinks Oz is his son.

And as long as he believes that,
he's not gonna hurt him.

He's safe now.

What happened to you?
Th-that wasn't enough before.

I know that.

But I've had a chance to think,

and you were absolutely right.

We didn't have a choice.

There is a way to get him back.

The only answer is murder.

That's exactly
what I've been thinking.

How would we do it?
He has an army.

It's gonna be dangerous,
and we-we can't put Oz at risk.

Ivy, you need to calm down.

It's not good for your health.

Come on. Sit down.

Eat some food.
Drink some wine.

I have a plan.

You cooked?

I put pasta in boiling water,
but it is your sauce.

I did pick the wine.

That's what we had
on our honeymoon.

I've been saving it
for a special occasion.

Tonight?

Tonight we start over.

It's good.

(clears throat)

Aren't you eating?

When I was put
in the psych ward...

...that, uh,

very first week inside...

I had thoughts of suicide.

I wanted to end it so badly.

I...

was in so much pain.

I felt completely alone
in the world,

and I almost did it.

And then I thought about you...

...and how you
left me alone in there

without a word.

No visits.

Not even a glimpse of Oz

in all that time.

They told me you were insane.
I was trying to protect our son.

You were trying
to take him away from me.

Admit it.

So, in that second week,

I pulled myself together,

pushed those self-destructive
thoughts away

and turned my energy

towards freeing myself from
the fears that paralyzed me.

And it was...

desperately hard.

But then I realized

that those fears
were filling a hole

I had inside me, and you
can't take those fears away

without filling that hole
with something else.

So I chose revenge.

On you.

Ally...

You tried to make me go crazy.

You tried to take my son away.

You let yourself be seduced

by the babysitter.

And worst of all,
you let Kai into our lives.

And I couldn't forgive you
for any of it.

But then the thought
of revenge--

mmm, mmm, mmm--

that cured me.

(laughs)

You think you're cured?

(laughs)

I wish you were.

Hell, this is the woman
I've always wanted--

strong and assertive,
someone who doesn't cower

at the sight of clowns,
or holes, or blood,

or whatever else.

But it's a passing phase, Ally.

You're all bluster

and no follow-through.

You'll revert back
to what you really are:

a coward.

So... you can dream of revenge,

but I'm not afraid of you.

(chuckles softly)

You'll never do anything to me.

I already have.

(coughing)

I put arsenic in the wine.

And the pasta.

Oz will never forgive you.

No, it's you he won't forgive

-for abandoning him.
-(gagging)

I knew I couldn't trust you,

and I wasn't gonna let you
stand in my way.

(screams)

(panting, heaving)

I found my strength, Ivy.

(screams)

I only want two things
in this life:

I want Oz all to myself...

(Ivy gagging, gasping)

...and I want to watch you die.

Halfway home.

Quickly, quickly, quickly,
quickly, quickly, my children.

You don't know what you've done.

You don't know
what you've done.

(coughing)

(gasping)

KAI: Everyone thinks
that Jim Jones was a madman.

That he orchestrated
a mass suicide.

But the story didn't end there.

(angelic choir singing)

(gasps)

KAI: Jones promised
his followers something more.

Something greater
than terrestrial life.

-(laughs) -He delivered
what only a true messiah can.

He brought them back to life.

And he rewarded the faithful

with warmth, beauty,

happiness...

everlasting love.

That's, like, one of the most
beautiful stories

I've ever heard.

But I don't think it's true.

Wikipedia says he died from
a self-inflicted gunshot wound.

They found him
with all the other dead people.

His body was cremated.

His ashes were scattered at sea.

So the stuff you said
couldn't have happened.

KAI:
Hey, buddy.

Wikipedia is fake news.

I'm the only one you can trust.

I'm the only one
who knows the truth.

I know things.

Things other people don't know,
ultimate truths.

That's why we're here.

(laughter)

And if you start questioning
ultimate truths, well...

where does that get you,
Gutterball?

I-I'm gonna go with... punished?

Do you understand now, son?

But it makes no sense.

Why are the families
of the people

who died there still sad?

It says they're still trying
to bury the people they lost.

(scoffs)

(Kai shouting)

(singsongy):
Doubters get no cookies.

Put him in time-out.

No. No!

No!

Please!

No!

Aah!

(Oz screaming)

Divine Ruler is not available.

Yeah, I'm here
to pick up my son.

-That's not possible right now.
-Not possible?

What the hell
are you talking about?

Where is Oz?

Please, Speedwagon.

I need to see my son.

Look, I don't know
where your kid is.

Divine Ruler must have left
with him early this morning.

-Left with him?
-I'm sure he's fine.

Hey!

You tell Kai,
dinner at my house tonight.

I'm making Manwiches.

All I'm asking you to do

is show me a photograph
of my son's biological father.

That's it.
That's all I need.

Like I said,
we never release

identifying information
of our donors.

There is nothing that I can do.

Okay.

My son's life depends on this.

Woman to woman,

I am begging you.

Please. Please, help me.

Thank you, um, it is, uh,

p-patient number X93994.

Now there's something else
you're going to do for me.

Mmm.

I've been dreaming
of your cooking all week.

Will you open the wine, please?

Only for you.

How's my son?

Has he been behaving himself?

Oh, yeah.

He's cute.

Talks a lot.

No filter.

Yeah.

He can be a precocious
little fucker.

Well, with a name
like Ozymandius,

kid's just begging to get
the shit kicked out of him.

Who came up with that?

I did.

King of kings.

Oh.

The boy is crying out
for order in his life.

Discipline.

That's why he's lucky
to have you

as a role model.

Bon appétit.

Yum!

Manwich!

Where's your wife?

She's in the trunk.

I killed her.

(laughs)

Holy shit. Are you serious?

Yeah.

(laughs)

Wow.

I had you all wrong, didn't I?

How'd you do it?

I poisoned her.

How did it feel
to watch her die?

Oh, it felt fucking fantastic.

She wanted us to kill you.

Why am I still alive?

A son needs his father.

-So, you finally believe me.
-I didn't...

until I got the evidence.

There it is,

in black and white.

You were an easy person
to choose.

Athletic...

no diseases...

IQ through the roof.

It's like hitting
the genetic jackpot.

Somehow, all those years ago,

I knew you were extraordinary...

without ever meeting you
or even knowing your name.

You were just
donor number X93994.

Something about you spoke to me.

-Because this is cosmic,
-(exhales)

written in the stars,
divine intervention

bringing us together.

Holy shitballs.

I'm fucking awesome.

I literally spoke this
into existence.

I'm a daddy.

I'm Oz's real daddy.

We made...

a messiah baby.

This child

is destined for greatness,

like his father.

My son.

Our son.

(coughing)

The bed's for family.

(coughing)

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

Now we can be a real family.