American Horror Stories (2021–…): Season 2, Episode 6 - Facelift - full transcript

A woman desperate to look her best does the unthinkable.

Morning.

Morning. Oh, God, Mom.

- What?
- Tell me you're not doing that thing to your face anymore.

Course not. Didn't work anyway.

Think it gave me more spots.

Even if it made you look 16,
it's disgusting.

Well, you can say that because
you're still in your 30s.

Yeah, I'm in my 30s,

in class all day, surrounded
by students in their 20s.

- Wait, what is that?
- It's asparagus-beet juice.

Two-day antioxidant load.



You need to get over
this obsession with growing old.

You know, the reason you're
hitting the books at your age

is because you forgot one
of life's most important rules.

Never marry someone
who can't deliver the alimony.

I didn't marry Tim
for his money.

And you see where that got you.

I'm going to law school

'cause I want to do something
for myself for once.

That's very admirable.

We'll see how admirable it is
when I fail this baby bar.

Oh, you're not going to fail
the baby bar.

I have faith in you.

Mom.

Mm...



You know, actually,
Bernie is getting divorced.

Really? They-they always
looked so happy.

Well, I guess not.

Hmm.

And I know you've always had
a thing for him.

I...

I said once that I didn't think

he was a terrible-looking man.

Your dad held it over my head
for years.

Okay.

Well, let's just accept it.

Why don't you go over there
right now

- and say hello?
- No.

- "Hi. Hi, Bernie."
- No, no, no. No.

No, no, no, no.

O-Out of the blue like that.

No, you-you have to meet someone

in the natural course
of the day.

Really? Okay, well,
I may have heard something

from the clerk
at the Camden Way Wine Shop.

And what's that?

That every Friday afternoon
Bernie pops in

to pick up a bottle
for the weekend.

You're impossible.

Mm-hmm.

Is everything okay?

Oh. Yes.

It's just you-you've been here
for...

quite a while, Ms. Mellon.

I thought maybe I could help you
find something.

Uh, no. I'm just-just browsing.

Stay as long as you like.

And, please, let me know
if I can recommend anything.

Well, most certainly will.

Oh!

Virginia!

It's great to see you.

- Bernie! What a surprise.
- Oh.

Oh!

It's been much too long.

How you holding up
since Bill passed?

Oh, it's still one day
at a time.

Well, you look
positively wonderful.

Oh, thank you.

S-So do you.

Oh, um, how-how's Anita?

Uh, we're taking
some time apart, I'm afraid.

Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that.

Yes. It was...

- leading up to it for some time.
- Mm.

- But I don't want to dwell on sad things.
- Oh.

As a matter of fact,

- I was...
- Bern-Bern,

the Olavidia came in.

- I got the last one.
- Ah.

Fantastic.

This is Cassie.

Oh. Hello.

- Actually, we know each other.
- We do?

Cassie Brooks.

Cassie, oh...

oh, my gosh, you...

We were in
the same college dorm.

I can't believe the two of you

were in college together.

Three doors down, if I remember.

Yes.

You should drop by next week.

It'd be great to catch up.

Yeah.

Wait, we're gonna be in Tahoe.

I'm afraid so.

But you can make it
another time.

Oh, well,
I don't want to break up

- your wine and cheese shopping.
- Yes.

I will go get the Claret.

- It's good to see you, Virginia.
- Good to see you, too.

I-I just, I...

I have to ask.

How do you...?

What's your secret?

Oh, just diet and exercise.

Oh, you, cut the crap.

This doesn't just happen.

What are you doing?

I'll tell you on one condition.

What's that?

You stay away from Bernie.

I don't know what you mean.

This was an innocent run-in...

Why don't you cut the crap,
Virginia?

I'll keep my distance.

Call and make an appointment.

I'm hideous.

At least that's
what I feel like.

For a long while I...

couldn't understand
where the time went.

One minute I was...
young and traveling.

And loved being photographed,
going to parties.

And the next minute I'm...

this.

I never in a million years

would've considered
coming to a plastic surgeon,

but after I saw Cassie,
well, I just, well,

here I am,
ready for the hard sell.

I think you've come
to the wrong place.

I-I what? What?

I don't think you're right
for me or what I do.

I-I know this game.

- Game?
- Yeah, you act

like you're too good for me,
so I'll want you even more.

This isn't a sales tactic,
Ms. Mellon.

Do I look like
a used car dealer?

I wouldn't say so.

Then I'm not in the business
of turning "hideous" people

into beautiful ones.

If you believe you're hideous,

nothing anyone can do
will change that.

You're gonna tell me that
beauty starts on the inside?

Maybe you should stop
anticipating

my thinking
and start working on yours.

Thanks for coming in.

Okay, please, stop. Stop.

W-Whatever I said wrong...

I didn't, I didn't,
I didn't mean it.

I don't really
think I'm hideous.

I'm having

a truly shitty week.

I just want to be able
to look in the m-mirror

and be happy with what I see.

I'm basically alone. I...

uh, I have no friends.

I even drove my housekeeper off.

This is not how I want
to end my life.

You can understand that,
can't you?

You're not originally
from Beverly Hills, are you?

No, Wichita, Kansas.

I came out here for college,

and I told myself
I was gonna change my life.

And I did,
I married a-a very rich man.

Old Beverly Hills money.

I loved him, but I never
gave myself a chance

to become my true self.

And...

now I'm afraid it's too late.

It's not too late.

First of all, I don't consider
myself a plastic surgeon.

That's a medical term invented

- to get a license.
- Mm.

I'm not an artist, either.

Not a sculptor.

Not a healer.

I'm a worship per.

I worship the human form

in all its glory.

Time is a vandal
that sprays graffiti

all over the work of the gods.

I'm just cleaning up.

If you want my help,

you need to believe

you're worthy
of being worshipped.

Are you?

I'll be honest with you.

I don't right now.

I don't, I don't love myself.

I want to become someone
I could love.

That is an honest answer.

Follow me.

The first thing you should do

is toss all preconceived notion

of what we do here.

I'm not slicing
and stretching skin around

like I'm making sausage.

I use a proprietary
face augmentation

and skin rejuvenation technique

that I've perfected after a lot

of study and travel.

No one does what I do,
the way I do it.

Sounds mysterious.

It's secretive,
but there's a reason for that.

Which is?

The same reason no one knows

the formula for Coke.

All finished.

They don't
even look like the same people.

In a way, they aren't.

After visiting me,
these individuals experienced

a profound change

in their lives,
in their careers,

in their relationships,

their happiness.

So what-what happens next?

Do I look at drawings
and tell you how I want to look?

I don't work that way.

The universe has already
decided what you look like.

I'm just removing the graffiti.

Remember?

My compensation.

Oh.

You're getting a service
you can't get

anywhere else in the world.

That's worth something.

Think it over.

I really want this, Grady.

We-we have to try
to make this work.

I've already run
the numbers twice, Virginia.

I can't advise you to take on
this additional debt.

I drive a Bentley.

I have a mansion
in Beverly Hills.

I can't be this broke.

Yeah, if you want to keep
the Bentley and the mansion,

then you'll continue
taking my advice.

Look, Virginia,
the simple fact is

Bill left behind a lot of debt

when he passed,
and a big chunk of that debt

is in both of your names.

And these creditors,
they-they have to be paid.

Okay.

What the hell?
I can cut back.

Sell the Bentley.
I can drive a Mercedes.

It's not that simple, Virginia.

Well.

Maybe I just need...

another business manager.

Any other business manager

would've already
made you sell everything

and move to Sylmar.

Will you be smart
and stop with the threats?

Okay? You can't
afford this, Virginia.

Accept it.

Where are you going?

Come back here.

Very good.

May I see your hands?

- My-my hands?
- Yes.

You have beautiful hands.

Once, back when people
drove Pintos.

Oh, but the beauty's
still there.

It's just waiting
for someone to bring it out.

You see, there's
no harmony if your face

- is in one era and your hands are in another.
- Mm.

I-I've never heard

of anyone having work
on the hands.

The "work" you're talking about
isn't generally

done on the hands,
but my procedure is different.

Your hands have a voice.

And they're crying out to me.

Well, they're making me cry.

Um...

I-I'll be honest with you,
Dr. Perle.

I had to move a lot of money
around just to be able

- to afford my face, so I really can't...
- This...

will cost you nothing.

Nothing?

You'd be granting me the favor.

You may find this
hard to believe,

but I don't just
do this for the money.

I bring a vision to life.

And if the vision
isn't complete, it pains me.

My hands are in your hands.

Fantastic.

I've heard of company spirit,

but tattooing the company logo

on your neck and on his arm...

Tha bòidhchead na fhìrinn.

Tha bòidhchead na fhìrinn.

Tha bòidhchead na fhìrinn...

I-I don't,
I don't like anesthesia.

Ms. Mellon,
we're about to begin.

Lie still.

Tha bòidhchead na fhìrinn...

Dìonadair gach nì a tha breagha,

deònaich deagh fhortan

dhuinn agus sinn ag ullachadh

na h-ìobairt seo air son do...

Tha bòidhchead na fhìrinn.

Tha bòidhchead na fhìrinn.

Tha bòidhchead na fhìrinn.

Tha bòidhchead na fhìrinn.

Tha bòidhchead na fhìrinn.

Tha bòidhchead na fhìrinn,
tha bòidhchead na fhìrinn...

Hello?

Mom?

Is that you?

Mom?

Fay...

Oh, my God! What happened?

I left the painkillers
in my purse.

Can you get them, please?

- Yeah.
- And a glass of water.

- Okay.
- Uh, it really...

- really hurts.
- Oh, my God, okay, okay, okay.

Okay, talk to me.
What-what happened?

I went to Dr. Perle.

She's a plastic surgeon.

Okay, I got it, I got it,
I got it, I got it.

Can you hurry up, please?

I want to make sure
you don't O.D.

Have you had anything
in the last four hours?

No, which is why I feel
like I want to die right now.

Okay, I'm coming, I'm coming.

Please, please.

Please.

What did they do to your hands?

Just put the pill

in my mouth already!

Oh, God.

How long are you going
to be like this, Mom?

For about a week.

About a week.

I can't believe you went
and did this to yourself.

It's my body, Fay.

I can do whatever I want.

It's not just about you.

- Oh? Oh.
- It's not.

Grady, your business manager,
called and he...

- Oh, God.
- He told me how much in debt you are.

Mom, I had no idea things
were this bad when Dad died.

Neither did I.

It was a most unwelcome

and unwanted surprise.

- You know Grady said we could lose the house.
- Oh, no, no.

- Yeah, he did.
- No. No, no.

- And I won't be able to pay tuition.
- No, no, no, no.

No, he's overreacting.

None of that is going to happen.

And if it did,
you take a student loan

Like everybody else.

Okay, well, that's very nice

of you to think
of your daughter.

You're my stepdaughter.

Wow.

- Oh, God. Oh, my God.
- You really said that?

I'm sorry, I just... No, I...

You know, in all of our fights,

- you've never called me that.
- No, no, no, I didn't mean it.

Sorry,
can we please not overreact.

I'm not overreacting, I'm just
getting the hell out of here.

No, no.
Oh, for God's sake, Fay, please.

Please,
I need you tonight, please.

No. You just need
some pain pills.

Here they are. Good luck.

No, no, no, please, please.

No, don't leave me.

Please, please,
please don't leave me.

Oh, God.

No, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no. No.

Na fhìrinn.

Tha bòidhchead na fhìrinn.

Tha bòidhchead na fhìrinn,
tha bòidhchead na fhìrinn.

Tha bòidhchead na fhìrinn.

No!

No!

- It's okay, I'm right here.
- Get away!

- Ready?
- Mm-hmm.

- Mm. Mm.
- You got it? Okay.

- Mm.
- Okay.

It hurts, huh?

Thank you.

You were...

pretty wacked-out last night.

I want you in this bed
all day, okay?

Uh-huh.

What made you come back?

Um...

I remembered something
that I did.

In high school.

I wanted one of those...

side shaves to be oh-so-cool
and feminist.

And Daddy and my bio mom...

Mm.

...said no way,
but I did it anyway.

They freaked out. They took away
my phone and my computer

until it grew back.

It was a long time.

- Ah.
- I was so mad. I just

trashed my bedroom.

Even this heirloom necklace

my mom had given me, passed on

from my grandmother.

I-I didn't know

that happened.

We all have things we want,

and sometimes
they seem so important

that we do things we shouldn't.

Well, I gue...

I guess that's true.

What I'm trying to say is
I-I don't...

I don't know
what you're going through.

But I shouldn't...
I shouldn't judge.

I meant what I said.

You've never made me feel
like a stepdaughter.

Good.

So, I want to help.

Okay.

Good.

Mm.

I do have one question though.

Wh-What's that?

This, this procedure
that you got...

Mm.

...what exactly is it?

That's a weird question to ask.

It-It's a facelift.

Okay. Just...

These bandages,
they seem a little,

like...
They just seem

- a little thick.
- Well, she said

there'd be swelling.

Okay, well, okay,
I'm not a nurse

and I promised myself
I'd just be supportive.

So as long as
you're talking to your doctor

and she says everything's
okay, what do I know?

Let me know

if you feel any pressure.

Why can't
doctors use the word "pain"?

Oh! I felt some... pressure
right there.

Sorry.

Um...

- What about what my daughter was saying?
- Uh, well,

you already know
the answer to that.

You said it yourself.

A procedure like this

causes trauma to the tissues.

There's always going to be
some swelling.

But good news...

It's already coming down.

How long
do I have to wear these?

It's very hard
not to be able to use my hands.

I think the bandages
will come off in a...

day or so.

You know, it feels like you did
more than work on the skin.

The-the bones
actually feel different.

I don't just work on the skin.

I work on the whole you.

These sensations you're feeling
are just the healing process.

Your nerves are interpreting
signals in the wrong way.

There's nothing to worry about.

All right, all done.

Your recovery is
a tad slower than I'd hoped,

but it's on track.

So, I'm very pleased.

Can I be frank with you,
Virginia?

Please.

I don't think your daughter

is a very positive force
in this recovery process.

I know she's being very helpful
to you,

but any experienced physician
will tell you

that, for the healing process,

state of mind is as important
as anything else.

And she's affecting yours.

Fay has her problems with this,

but I need her help.

What if I were to tell you

that there is a place
where you can go

where all your needs
will be taken care of

and you'll be surrounded
by supportive people

who want nothing
but the best for you?

This exists?

I have a small retreat
in the Santa Monica Mountains.

This weekend, I'm having

a small gathering
of patients and colleagues.

And I'd like you to join us.

My staff is medically trained
and will tend to all your needs.

And this will coincide with
the removal of your bandages,

which I can do up there.

Uh, sounds like heaven.

But I can't

- be doing...
- This is complimentary

for all my patients.

Oh.

I don't like
not knowing where you are.

Well, she likes to keep
the location a secret.

I would think you'd be happy
having me out of your hair.

Okay, that's everything.

Thank you.

I don't trust this doctor, Mom.

I did some searches
in the legal database at school,

and there's no record
of her having a medical degree,

at least
not in the United States.

She has a certificate
of medical science...

Whatever that is...
And it's from some school

that I've never heard of in
some country I can't pronounce.

What happened
to you being supportive?

This is me being supportive,
Mom.

She has three malpractice suits
from Oregon and Washington,

all of which vanished before
she moved to Beverly Hills

and set up her firm.
This woman is shady, Mom.

All these things you are saying,
all these negative thoughts,

they are not helpful.

I am leaving.

Oh.

Oh! Thank you.

Oh... I can smell the ocean.

- I feel better already.
- Welcome.

Thank you.

You made it.

So lovely to see you.

Hello. Yes, I-I'm the only one
wearing bandages.

It's a little embarrassing.

No, no, not at all.

Most of the people here have
been exactly where you are now.

- Really?
- Yes.

No one is judging anyone.

That's one of the rules here.

I like that.

I think there's
a lot you're going to like

about this place.

Remember, you're among
friends and supporters. Come.

No need to be tense.

This is the only place
I do house calls.

Oh.

- Any discomfort?
- No. None at all.

You know, I think the bandages
are ready to come off.

Tonight.

If you'd indulge me,
I'd like to conduct the removal

at a little gathering
I'm having tonight.

Uh, you want to do this
in front of other people?

I know it may sound
a little strange,

but I really do think
of everyone here

as one big family.

And I think it'll be
good for you.

You know, it can help you
get over any lingering anxieties

you have about your appearance.

I-I just wasn't expecting to
do it in front of an audience.

Well, you should be reassured.

Re-Reassured?

I wouldn't be asking you this
if I didn't believe

you're going to look
spectacular.

I think you belong
up here, Virginia.

I really want to see you
take your place among us.

It's hard to believe, isn't it?

Another year has passed.

But here we are.

And while the rest
of the world has suffered

disease, war
and economic upheaval,

we have thrived,
both in health and in wealth.

I've never seen a finer group
of human beings.

To Dr. Perle.

A'deàrrsadh aon!

A'deàrrsadh aon!

Thank you, thank you.

There'll be time for that later.

Right now I'd like you all
to meet our very special guest,

Virginia Mellon.

As you can see,

Virginia has just had
the procedure.

Congratulations.

Than-Thank you.

Welcome to the family.

And lucky for us,
the bandages come off tonight.

And she's agreed to let us all
share in the moment.

I think we just found
a new member

to our very special,
growing family.

And she's ready to
take her place with us.

Thank you all.

I-I'm very happy to be here.

I-I haven't felt this happy

in... I can't remember when.

Unfortunately,
before we can begin,

we have to attend to something
rather unpleasant.

Fay?

Mom!

I have to ask you, Virginia,

did you have anything to do
with her being here?

I have no idea how she got here.

I hid in the back of the SUV.
I was worried about you, Mom.

She violated our rules
and this gathering.

- She must answer for this.
- Rules?!

What the fuck is she
talking about?

Something's not right here.

Fay...

Mom, you don't need this.

- Please.
- I-I'm not her real mom.

- Mom, please.
- I'm her stepmom.

Fay, you shouldn't have
come here.

You bitch.

What have you done to her?

- N-No...
- Let me go!

The security will
take care of her.

- Mom!
- Don't worry about that.

Now, let's focus on you

and getting these bandages off.

Have a seat.

Please close your eyes

and hold very still.

Perfect.

Tha bòidhchead na fhìrinn.

Tha bòidhchead na fhìrinn...

Oh, my God.

Is this a joke?

Stop.

Stop. You'll hurt yourself.

Hurt myself?!
What have you done to me? No!

Tha bòidhchead na fhìrinn...

- In the name of Etain, the Shining One...
- Don't!

...who takes the form of the sun
and the butterfly,

you will take your place
among us as a sacrifice.

What?

We hold the pageant once
a year on the day

when the giver of beauty
slayed the ugliness

in the form of the swine.

- Here, piggy, piggy.
- For tradition,

this has to be a striving,

a challenge...

...a hunt.

Two miles down is the Pacific.

Between it and us is wilderness.

If you can get to the water,
you go free.

This is the chance
we're offering you.

- Do you understand?
- No! No, I...

You have a two-minute
head start.

Tell me this isn't real. Please.

One for each wing
of the sacred butterfly.

I can't. I-I...

Who the hell are you people?!

The beautiful ones.

And this is how we
stay beautiful.

Now go.

Go!

To another year of prosperity,

health and beauty.

We sold our souls for it.

Tha bòidhchead na fhìrinn.

Tha bòidhchead na fhìrinn.

Come on.

Hello, Virginia.

Bernie?

Is that you?

Oh, please.
Please help me.

Please help me.
These people are crazy.

No.

Hello there, Virginia.

Tha bòidhchead na fhìrinn.

Tha bòidhchead na fhìrinn...

They say
you can't make a silk purse

out of a pig's ear.

But pig's blood,

that's another story.

In the name of the pig,
as we sacrifice to the gods

for our health and beauty... go!

What did you do to my mother?

You heard her, Fay.
She's not your mother.

Your real mother was one of us.

- Mom? No!
- And this is her gift to you.

You're one of us, too.

You were meant to live under
the blessings of Etain,

the keeper of
the beautiful ones.

Try to remember.

We've loved you since
the day you were born.

We've been waiting for this
so long.

Why?

She didn't deserve this.

Can't you see?

She never belonged here.

But you do.

It's time...

for you to step out
of your cocoon

and spread your wings.

Let your true form emerge.

The world is full
of ugliness, Fay,

but the beautiful people
are coming back,

retaking our place in the world.

- Cool tattoo.
- Thanks.

Could you maybe tell me
where law school admissions is?

You want the Smith Building.
It's that direction.

I could walk you over,
if you'd like.

Oh, no, that's okay.
I can find my own...

Actually...
I wouldn't mind the company.

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