Ally McBeal (1997–2002): Season 3, Episode 12 - In Search of Pygmies - full transcript

Wanting a date, Ally rear-ends a guy, literally. But when that dating prospect comes to a shrieking halt, she gets sued. Richard uncovers Ling's secret that she volunteers at a nursing home. Her favorite old man Marty could be evicted and John, Richard and Ling try to defend him, but the case and its aftermath become way too personal for Ling to handle.

[On Car Stereo] ♪
La, la, la, la, la-la-la ♪

♪ Hey, hey-hey ♪
♪ La, la, la, la, la-la-la ♪

♪ Oh, baby ♪
♪ La, la, la, la, la-la-la ♪

♪ Oh, baby Ooh, yeah ♪

♪ Don't be shy ♪

♪ Just take your time ♪
♪ Just take your time ♪

♪ I'd like to get to know you ♪

♪ I'd like to make you mine ♪

♪ I've been waiting ♪

[Record Scratches, Song Stops]

Ew! Uck!



♪♪ [Song Resumes]

♪ Sittin' here so patiently ♪

♪ For you to come over ♪

[Record Speeds Up] ♪ And
have this dance with me ♪♪

♪♪ [Stops]

Figures.

If I get lucky enough to meet a
half-decent guy, he flees the scene.

Here I am.

Look back.

What, are you married?
Look in your mirror.

What's wrong with you?
I gave you car smile.

Oh, hell. Life is short.

And it's Valentine's Day.

Oopsie daisy.



♪ I've been down this road ♪

♪ Walkin' the line
that's painted by pride ♪

♪ And I have made
mistakes in my life ♪

♪ That I just can't hide ♪

♪ Oh, I believe I am ready ♪

♪ For what love has
to bring Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ I got myself together ♪

♪ Now I'm ready to sing ♪

♪ I've been searching
my soul tonight ♪

♪ I know there's so
much more to life ♪

♪ Now I know I
can shine a light ♪

♪ To find my way back home ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Baby, yeah ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪♪

[Ally] I-I am
really, really sorry.

What happened?
We had a red light.

I-I-I don't know. I-I-I took my
foot off of the brake for a second,

and the car started to go forward,
and I panicked, and I hit the accelerator,

and I just... We
should exchange fluids.

Papers.

You know, insurance and stuff.

You didn't hit me on
purpose, did you? What?

[Scoffs] Why would I do that?

Gee, I don't know. To get my
attention maybe. Oh, I am so sure.

If I wanted your attention, I could
have just leaned on my horny... horn.

[Laughs]

[Laughs] Um... It's head trauma.

[Cane Beeps]

[Tires Screeching]

[Horn Honks, Tires Screech]

- [Horns Honking]
- Ling!

Yeah, I'm sorr...
It's my fault. Ling.

- [Man] What's the matter with you?
- Nothing. Hold on.

Ling.

Richard, hi. Never mind "hi."

You just pretended
to be blind. So?

So? So, Ling, there are
real blind people in the world.

It's not like any
of them saw me.

So-So, uh, where-where
you going anyway?

It's none of your business.
Well, no. Maybe... Maybe not.

But, you know, every Wednesday
you sneak out of the office...

without telling anybody
where you're going.

Were you following me?
Wha... Following you?

Why... Yes.

So, uh, where-where you going?

If you really need to
know, I go dancing.

Uh, you're dancing? Yes.

So there's somebody else now.

It's not what you're thinking.

It's a woman? No.

Poodle? No!

Oh, just come on.

Is your neck really
sore? It's fine.

You're not gonna have to miss work,
are you? What kind of work do you do?

Why? Well, no reason.

I-I would just hate for
you to have to miss it,

especially, you know, if
you're a provider for a family.

Are you married? You did
hit me on purpose, didn't you?

Well... Mm-hmm. Hoping for what?

To get a date out of it? Well...

Why would I wanna go out with a
person who rams her car into me?

I'm beginning to wish
you'd been a pedestrian.

[Chuckles] That's funny.
Let's just forget it, okay?

Send me your insurance bill,
and I will pay the deductible.

I'm afraid it's not
quite that simple.

Why shouldn't I call the police?

What assurance do I have...

that you are not going to drive
your car into somebody else?

Hey, buddy. I
thought you were cute.

Okay? You look like a cute
guy minus a criminal record.

I'm almost 30. I'm single.

I don't meet many prospects, and
when I do, I will damn well run 'em down.

And I'll have you know that
there are guys in this town...

who would give anything
to have me drive over them...

and then have me back up
and drive over them again.

Because as rare as cute,
eligible, decent guys are in Boston,

good girls are almost extinct.

Yeah, one dinner, and I'd have
you wrapped around my little finger.

That's what I think
you're afraid of.

I'm afraid of you wrapping me around
your finger? You're halfway there already.

You're crazy. Hmm, here's a tip.

The best women are.

[Woman] ♪ Pardon me, boy ♪

♪ Is that the
Chattanooga choo choo ♪

♪ Track 29 ♪

♪ Boy, you can give me a shine ♪

♪ I can afford to board the
Chattanooga choo choo ♪

This is where you go dancing.

I told you you wouldn't like it.

♪ And just a trifle to spare ♪

♪ She's gonna cry ♪♪

Ling! Ling, you're here! Oh!

[Chattering] All right.

All right, all right. You'll all
get your dance. Don't worry.

Ling! Marty!

My little valentine.

This is my best friend Marty.

Uh, this is Richard.
We work together.

A great pleasure.

Darling, my batteries are running a
little low tonight. I'm gonna go to bed.

What? Not to worry.

I've arranged for our
song to be played up front.

Did she tell you we've been
dancing together for eight years?

Come on. Let's go.

♪ When the moon ♪

♪ Was young ♪

♪ When the month was May ♪

Why so tired? Have you
been fighting dragons again?

Have I had a day. Tell me.

No. Not during our song.

First, we dance.

♪ But I never knew ♪

♪ They were you ♪

♪ They were you ♪

♪ They were you ♪

♪ When the dance ♪

♪ Was done ♪

♪ When I went ♪

♪ My way ♪

And one for you.

And one for you.

Oh, here's what I really like.

A little... A little tricep wattle
right here. [Women Laughing]

Is that all right? You like
that, huh? You into that?

♪ Seem to fade from view ♪

♪ They were you ♪

♪ They were you ♪

♪ They were you ♪

♪ Every secret prayer ♪

♪ Every fancy free ♪

♪ Everything I dared ♪

♪ For both you and me ♪

Your batteries seem
okay to me. Yeah, well...

What's the matter?

Ling, I'm being kicked out.

Excuse me? Lucy Taylor.

She says my stories are
agitating all the other residents,

and she's giving me two
weeks to leave. [Sighs]

How do you evict somebody from a
nursing home? If you let me finish...

He's 82 years old. And
half the residents can't sleep.

The residents love him
here, and you know...

- Excuse me. Hello. Walter.
- Hello.

Why do you have a baseball bat?

To defend myself
in case they attack.

- In case who attacks?
- The pygmies.

I see. And who told
you we had pygmies?

Marty.

And you believe him?
If Marty says it, it's so.

Pygmies are a peaceful people.

Most of the residents
like his stories.

It says in the contract you can be forced
to leave at the request of management.

There has to be good faith. It's a
nursing home. Where is he gonna go?

I've always believed in a
prior life, I was a pygmy.

I brought a motion to enjoin.
The judge called a hearing.

I want you to go with me
since it's a funny little case.

Does Marty really believe
there's a cyclops or a...

I don't think so.
Though I can't be sure.

I think he just likes to whip up a world
of make-believe for everybody else.

Well, what is your
relationship with this man?

Oh. I met him taxi dancing.
We hit it off. He's sweet.

Taxi dancing?

I volunteered when
I was in college. Oh.

Look, I like old people. Sue me.

But first, I wanna sue the
home. They can't do this.

Pygmies are a peaceful people.

It's the aborigines who
are vicious. Uh-huh.

[Chattering]

Dennis?

Have you come to
make a citizen's arrest?

That's funny. Uh, no.
Actually, I'm here to apologize.

I think I may have
overreacted a little bit.

Oh.

Certainly isn't like beautiful women
are crashing into me every day.

[Laughs] Was that
an actual compliment?

Uh, truth is I would love to
get some dinner with you...

if you'd still be interested.

Well... I'll go.

Elaine. Do you have
something to do?

Like drool? Elaine.

Um... Well, sure.

Dinner would be, um, fun.

Great.

- Pygmies?
- Yes.

And he has other
residents convinced...

that little cannibalistic
people live at the home,

that they come out
at night and attack.

Can't you just tell your other
residents that it isn't true?

Yes, but I can't compete with
Marty Brigg's fantastical imagination.

When Marty tells a story,
it's hard not to believe him.

Like the long-faced ghost.
Hmm. What was that one?

Oh. Last month there was
a ghost with a long face,

a man who supposedly had
been murdered in a nursing home...

and had his dentures stolen.

And as Marty told the tale, that ghost
searched for those dentures every night,

going from nursing home to
nursing home, from room to room,

looking into the mouths
of the sleeping residents.

I had half the residents wanting
to sleep with the lights on.

Last week... Hmm.

What happened last
week, Mrs. Taylor?

I walked into the hallway,
and he'd organized drag races...

for the wheelchair patients.

They were in the middle
of the qualifying round.

One week it's pygmies, another it's
ghosts or dragons or wheelchair races.

You don't even wanna
picture the Nude Olympics.

[Chuckling]

He also organizes the dances.

Yes.

- Thursday night sing-alongs
where he plays the piano?
- Yes.

He does a lot of
wonderful things.

And the other residents,
how do they feel about Marty?

They adore him, as do I. There's
nobody more fond of him than I am.

Yes, when people throw
other people out on the street,

the root of it is
usually fondness.

That isn't fair, Ling,
and you know it.

Move to strike what I know. I
don't know anything, Your Honor.

- Then there's
the bigger issue.
- Which is?

I think that Marty may need
help that we don't provide.

I'm not sure that
it's just storytelling.

I think he may have
bouts of delusion.

Is Marty a danger to anybody?

Yes.

Some of the patients
do suffer from dementia,

and that's the reason that
Marty's stories are dangerous.

Look, the bottom line is, he's making
it impossible for me to run this home.

♪ La, la, la, la, la-la-la ♪

♪ Hey, hey-hey ♪
♪ La, la, la, la, la-la-la ♪♪

[Ally] An oncologist?

Research. I don't deal
with many actual patients.

Probably get too agitated,
as you can tell from yesterday.

So, basically, you're
cute and you cure cancer.

I try. And no girlfriend.

No, I don't get out much.
Dating is a little scary for me.

Why? It's no more dangerous
than, say, driving a car.

[Chuckles]

[Chuckling, Snorting]

[Chuckling, Snorting Continue]

[Chuckling, Snorting]

That's a good one.

[Breathing Heavily] Wha...
We-We should, um, probably order.

Yeah.

Have you ever done that before?

Hit somebody with your car?

Uh... Uh, no. That was my first.

And no man has ever
rear-ended me either.

[Chuckling, Snorting]

[Chuckling Continues]

[Chuckling, Snorting]

[Snorting, Chuckling]

No, it's... it's not funny.

[Snorting] And-And
you know have a crumb.

[Chuckling, Snorting]

[Wheezes, Chuckling]

[Chuckling, Snorting]

How bad can a laugh be?

Elaine, it sounded
like a cow giving birth.

I spent the rest of the date...

either talking about AIDS or
the Holocaust or-or Linda Tripp.

The most unfunny, horrible
things I could think of.

Anything, just to... just to
make him not laugh again.

When are you
gonna see him again?

Oh, God. Never, I hope.

Ally, he's a gorgeous oncologist,
and you're gonna reject him over...

If you had heard
it... [Elevator Dings]

- Ally McBeal?
- Oh, God. No!

[John] Do you carry a laser gun?

Oh, yes.

Can you tell us why,
ma'am? To shoot pygmies.

Do you believe the nursing
home is really plagued by pygmies?

Mr. Cage, have you ever
been in a nursing home?

Uh, not... not really.

Well, then I tell you
you are very lucky.

They're usually very
depressing, sterile places...

where old people just
hang around waiting to die.

But where we live,
we get to fight dragons.

We hunt cannibals. We dance.

We sing. We have
wheelchair races.

It's a very wild
and colorful world,

and all because of Marty Brigg.

We wanna put you on the stand.

And it's extremely important
that you not come off...

Crackers.

The issue is do you pose a
threat to the other patients.

The testimony that you might
wield more power than Lucy Taylor,

that could be a problem
if you seem like you're...

Crackers.

I think I understand,
sweetheart.

Let the judge know that you don't really
believe there are pygmies inside the walls.

What's important is
that you come off...

The word is "controllable."

Lucy Taylor claims
she can't control you.

And if that seems to be
the case, you will lose.

You follow? Oh, yes.

Look at me.

I need you to act like one
of those reasonable people.

Oh. How awful. I know.

Do you think you can
do that? For one day?

I don't like to waste a
day, honey, not even one.

Mr. Brigg, your days at
this home will be numbered...

if your testimony
doesn't go well.

Trust that.

[Toilet Flushes]

You liked him otherwise?

Yes. He's smart, he's
gorgeous, and he seemed kind.

I... Maybe it was
the restaurant.

It was an extremely quiet place,

and maybe his laugh just
made me feel self-conscious.

Maybe I should go out with him
one more time. Do you think I should?

He's here. Dennis?

Yes.

Okay. Okay. Tell him
I'll be... No. Show him in.

What? I-I-I wanna hear it in here
with-with-with these acoustics.

Nelle, you be the judge
and tell me if I'm nuts.

I can tell you that now.

Hmm. Show him in, Elaine.

[Clears Throat]

Hey, Dennis! Ally's in here.

Know any jokes?

No. Figures.

Going into a bathroom.

Hey. Hey, Dennis. Yeah.

We have a unisex here.

- It's a little weird.
- Oh, well, we're
very close-knit.

We think that we should
go together when we go.

Oh. [Light Chuckle]

Um, you've met Elaine.

And-And this is my colleague
Nelle Porter. Dennis Martin.

How do you do?
Fine. Unisex bathroom.

Richard Fish's idea.

Yeah. He, uh, likes to steal
glimpses of all the sights...

he knows he'll never
be invited to visit.

[Laughs] [Light Chuckling]

I see.

Um... Wha... Hey!

Hey. Uh, Dennis, we were just
talking about one of my clients.

And after the judge
sentenced him,

my client, he says, "Judge, what would
happen if I called you a son of a bitch?"

And, uh, the judge said,
"Well, I'd hold you in contempt...

and I would add time
to your sentence."

So my client, he says, "Well, what if I
just thought you were a son of a bitch?"

And the judge says,

"Well, I can't do anything about that.
I can't regulate a person's thoughts."

So my client says,
"Well, in that case, Judge,

I think you're a
son of a bitch."

[Women Laughing] [Light Chuckle]

[Laughing] [Light Chuckle]

That's funny. [Light Chuckle]

Oh. Um, well, I... I
guess you had to be there.

Now you can see why she has
to run a guy over to get a date.

[Chuckling, Snorting]

[Chuckling, Snorting Continue]

[Chuckling]

You like to make up stories.

Well, I suppose I do.

The nursing homes...

They can take away our
autonomy, even our dignity,

but they can't rob us
of our imaginations.

And chasing dragons... it's fun.

It can be magical.

But, Marty, you know that the
pygmies and dragons and the cyclops,

they don't really exist.

I realize I have to say that...

in order to avoid
being expelled.

Your Honor, can I have
a second with my client?

No.

Mr. Brigg, are the pygmies real?

Well...

Mr. Brigg, the court
asked you a question.

Are the pygmies real?

[Mouths Word]

Yes, Your Honor, they
are very real indeed.

[Cheering]

- That a way...
- [Judge] Order. Order.

Order! [Gavel Raps]

There will be no applause in
this courtroom. All of you be quiet.

And what about the dragons?

Not usually a
problem in February.

- [Chuckles]
- Nevertheless,
I always urge people...

to travel in groups of
two, preferably three.

Dragons are cowards.

They'll never attack if
they feel outnumbered.

Marty, do you
want to be evicted?

No, sweetheart. Of course not.

But... I can't lie.

- If I...
- [Shrieking]

What's the matter?

- Nothing.
- What are you
looking at?

I... I just thought I heard
something, Your Honor.

- Marty?
- [Judge] Mr. Brigg,
are you all right?

- Yes, I'm fine.
- [Shrieking]

- [Screaming]
- Mr. Brigg.

- Marty!
- [Shrieking Stops]

Mr. Brigg.

- [Shrieking]
- [Screaming]

- [Shrieking Continues]
- [Screaming]

- [Judge] Mr. Brigg! - Marty!

- Mr. Brigg,
what are you doing?
- [Shrieking Stops]

I... I... I'm sorry,
Your Honor. I...

I thought I heard
them about to come in.

I... I guess I'm a little
nervous. [Chuckles]

I, uh...

I apologize.

[Softly] Marty.

Why did you do that?

We told you all you had to do was act
reasonable. Why? I don't understand.

- I saw them all
looking at me.
- Who?

Peter. Janie.

Randall. Marian.
Everybody from the home.

They need to believe
in those dragons, Ling.

It's like Marian said.

It makes their world
an interesting place.

Marty, most of them
don't really believe.

They just go along with the
game because they think it's fun.

I know that.

But if they heard me deny,
there'd be no game to go along with.

They need me to believe.

I'm the one who delivers
them to that other world.

But, Marty, if you get evicted,

that world won't
live on for them.

The walls will go
back to being white.

They'll go back to being
old people waiting to die.

They need you there
for that world to live on.

I saw their faces, Mr. Cage.

They needed me to...

So you pretend for them.

[Glass Settles On Table]

You really saw those
pygmies just now.

You couldn't say you did 'cause
then you'd be exposed as crazy.

So you-you covered, said
you thought you heard them.

But you really saw
them, didn't you, Marty?

This isn't just storytelling.

Forget it. I'm going home.

- It will take you
30 minutes at the most.
- I'm going home.

Your Honor, we just want you
to see his influence for yourself.

I saw enough.

He jumped on me to
escape marauding pygmies.

- Please.
- [Richard] The issue
you're deciding...

is whether he's a detriment
to Collars Nursing Home.

Seeing him in the environs
of that nursing home...

has to be dispositive
of the issue.

I'll give you one half
hour and that's all.

[Whispering] He actually
bought something I had to say.

Yeah. Thank you, Your Honor.

- Hey.
- You, uh, all set?

Uh, well, um... Actually...

Th... Sit for a second,
would ya, Dennis?

Anything wrong?

Well... I think
you're a great guy.

A really terrific guy.

I really do.

But... But it's-it's
not gonna work out.

What?

Oh. You... [Chuckles]

[Chuckling, Snorting] Oh, God.

[Snorts] You had me
going there for a second.

[Snorting] Ah, he
thinks I'm joking.

[Chuckling] Dennis!

[Snorts, Chuckling]

Dennis, I'm dying! [Snorts]

What? [Laughs]

Well, I'm not actually dying.

I just needed to get
you to stop laughing.

Um, I'm serious.

I-I-I really don't want
to, um, see you anymore.

Really? Really.

May I ask why?

Oh. Well, you know,
everything is-is-is subjective...

when two people... Tell me.

I really don't think that I
could even put my finger on it.

Try. Uh, okay.

I think you have a really horrible,
obnoxious, disgusting laugh.

[Scoffs] Hey, hey. It's not a
big deal. You work in cancer.

Who needs to
laugh? But for me...

You don't like the
way I laugh? No.

I always thought I had
a very infectious laugh.

Well, it gets in there.

If that's what you
mean by "infectious."

Dennis, we've only known
each other for a day or two,

and I can't really
claim to be your friend.

But if I were your
friend, I would tell you...

to never laugh again
for the rest of your life.

So you were desperate enough
to run into me with your car...

but not desperate
enough to put up with...

That's funny.

[Chuckling, Snorting] Oh, no.

No, no, no, no, no. Nothing's
funny. [Chuckling Continues]

[Chuckling, Snorting] There's not
one thing that's amusing about this.

[Wheezing] Oh! Oh!

Nothing is funny. [Chuckling]

[Snorts, Chuckles]

Good-bye, Ally.

[Snorting, Chuckling]
[Door Shuts]

♪♪ [Piano: Mellow]

♪ Once upon a time ♪

♪ A girl with
moonlight in her eyes ♪

♪ Put her hand in mine ♪

♪ And said she loved me so ♪

♪ But that was
once upon a time ♪

♪ Very long ago ♪

♪ How the breeze ♪

♪ Ruffled through her hair ♪

♪ How we always laughed as
though tomorrow wasn't there ♪

♪ We were young
and didn't have a care ♪

♪ Where did it go ♪

Look, let me say it again.

I don't deny his popularity, or
even that he's a wonderful man.

It's just that he's
such a big liability.

I have a responsibility to the others.
♪ How happy we were then ♪

♪ But somehow once upon a time ♪

♪ Never comes again ♪♪

♪♪ [Ends]

All right. The controlling
consideration is the welfare of the home.

If I were running it, perhaps
I'd try to sustain his residency.

But I'm not running it.
Neither are the three of you.

From what I've seen, this falls
within Mrs. Taylor's discretion...

if she believes the welfare of the other
residents is compromised by his being here.

I do.

I'm sorry. You saw the
faces on those people.

Ling, I love him as much as
you do, and I think you know that.

It's just become unworkable.

7:30. Time to hunt pygmies.

[Marty] Nobody travels alone.
Keep moving. You go off to the right.

Keep moving up here.

Nobody travels alone. Twos
and threes. Twos and threes.

Keep alert.
They're on all sides.

Marty. Hey! Sweetheart!

Hello. You still mad
at me? No. But listen.

Things are just
getting too complicated.

I want you to come
and live with me.

- You can still visit
all the time. Right?
- Of course.

But between visits, you
need to take care of me.

There are dragons
in my neighborhood.

Let's go to dinner
and talk about it.

Come on. Let's make a plan.

I just tried to give
them something.

I know that, Marty.

Who's gonna take
care of them now?

You sure you can do this?

Where else is he gonna go?
He has no surviving family.

Can it be appealed?

I know nothing about the law, I
admit, but can't everything be appealed?

Yes, though this
would be difficult.

Maybe I ought to
start my own home.

I'm sure everyone
would follow me.

Maybe that's what I ought
to do... start my own home.

[Shrieking] [Gasps]

What's wrong?

- Nothing.
- Are you sure, Marty?

Yeah. I was ju... [Shrieking]

- [Screaming]
- Marty!

[Ling] Marty! Run!

Marty! Marty! [Horn
Honks, Tires Screech]

- No!
- [Thud]

No!

He just ran right in front.

Marty. Marty. [John] Here.

Get her out of here. No!

No! Marty! Ling. Ling.

Call an ambulance.

Marty. Mart... No! Ling!

Marty!

Marty.

Marty.

[Exhales]

I'm afraid the news isn't good.

He's alive, but he's had
significant brain damage.

How significant?

Well, the temporal lobes
were crushed as was his spine.

If he lives, he'll be paralyzed
without any real ability to think.

Now, we have him
on a respirator, but...

I want another
neurologist. Okay.

And I want you to get in
there, and I want you to...

Ling... No. Is it because
he doesn't have any money?

Get in there and save him.

You don't know him.
You don't... He'll fight back.

You can't just give up
like that. Come on, honey.

No!

[Sighs]

I know. I know.

Dennis?

This is a summons.
This is a complaint.

This is my brother Donald.
He's also my lawyer.

Oh, give me a break.

You deliberately hit
me from behind, Ally.

- But I didn't hurt you.
- You never know with necks.

I woke up this morning,
and it hurt to laugh.

What's going on? Ally rear-ended
this guy so she could meet him.

Now she's dumping him because he
laughs like a distressed cow. Elaine.

I don't know all the facts, but I
am told you did deny any injury.

Neck injuries are tricky.

- You ought to be ashamed
of yourself.
- Me?

Why don't we go into a
room and make this go away.

I-I-I-I am not
paying him a penny!

Ally, let's go.

[Mouths Words] Hmm.

[No Audible Dialogue]

Three more neurologists
have examined him.

And he's-he's not
coming back, Ling.

No.

The only thing that
is keeping him alive...

If you can call it
alive... is the respirator.

And in his will,

you were named trustee
of all of his affairs, so...

I'm not gonna pull
the plug, so forget it.

Who knows if a year from now,

medicine, maybe they-they might come
up with a new way to repair the brain.

Every day new discoveries.
You-You don't know.

Uh, Marty's gone, Ling.

Uh, can I talk to you a second?

I know he spoke to you
about if this day ever came.

He talked about
it with all of us.

He wouldn't wanna be kept
breathing on some machine.

This is what we
all fear the most.

And Marty...

This was a man who
liked to fight dragons.

[Laughs]

He could stare down a cyclops.

The indignity of...

[Sighs] Let him be
with God, honey.

He loved you so much.

And I know you love him.

He needs you to help him now.

25,000?

Is that how much you get per
break-up? You must be rich.

Funny. [Chuckles] [Ally] No!

No. It isn't.

It does seem a bit
on the vindictive side.

We have a flat-out
admission on liability.

- But you weren't
even hurt, Dennis.
- I have a bulging disc.

- Well, it wasn't your disc
bulging yesterday.
- It's funny again.

I-I think I should sue you.

Yeah, I wanna sue him. Abuse of
process and malicious prosecution.

- Oh, please. If...
- I think you wanted me to hit your car.

- Excuse me?
- Well, why did you pull
in front of me, Dennis?

Oh, how convenient. You just put your
car into position so I can drive into it?

Yeah, I drove in front of you
so you would rear-end me.

- Oh!
- [Both Chuckling]

[Chuckling, Snorting]

- Oh, God.
- [Chuckling]

[Both Wheezing, Chuckling]

Oh, God. Pay him. Just pay him.

- Pay him.
- I meant to be hit
from behind.

[Both Chuckling, Snorting]

[Chuckling, Snorting]

[Chuckling Stops]

[Beeping]

May I speak to him first?

Of course.

The pygmies got
you, Marty. [Laughs]

[Speaking Chinese]

♪ When the dance ♪

♪ Was done ♪

♪ Everything ♪

♪ I dared ♪♪

I hope this is right.

I know...

you wouldn't
wanna live like this.

I'll watch over
Randall and Marian...

and the others at the home.

You watch over me.

You tell God to be good.

[Inhales]

[Kisses]

I love you forever.

[Beeping]

[Respirator Breathing]

[Beeping]

[Long Beep]

♪ When the moon ♪

♪ Was young ♪

♪ When the month ♪

♪ Was May ♪

♪ When the stage ♪

♪ Was home for my ♪

♪ Holiday ♪

♪ I saw shining lights ♪

♪ But I never knew ♪

♪ They were you ♪

♪ They were you ♪

♪ They were you ♪

♪ When the dance ♪

♪ Was done ♪

♪ When I went ♪

♪ My way ♪

♪ When I tried ♪

♪ To find rainbows ♪

♪ Far away ♪

♪ All the lovely lights ♪

♪ Seem to fade from view ♪

♪ They were you ♪

♪ They were you ♪

♪ They were you ♪

♪ They were you ♪

♪ They were you ♪

♪ They were you ♪♪

[Woman] You stinker!