All Hail King Julien (2014–2017): Season 4, Episode 8 - King Julien Superstar! - full transcript

𝒯𝓇𝒶𝓃𝓈𝓁𝒶𝓉e 𝓊𝓃𝒾𝒸𝒶𝓉 E𝒩𝒢LI𝒮H

I'm okay!

♪ Party! ♪

- ♪ Who's the king? ♪
- ♪ King Julien! ♪

- ♪ Who's the king? ♪
- ♪ King Julien! ♪

♪ Get down for the get down ♪

- ♪ Everybody party with King who?
♪ - ♪ King Julien! ♪

- ♪ King who? ♪ - ♪ King Julien! ♪

♪ Tonight will be forever ♪

♪ Let's do King Julien style ♪

♪ Woof! ♪



♪ Whoa oh, whoa oh ♪

♪ Y'all tell me who's the king ♪

♪ Whoa oh, whoa oh ♪

♪ All hail King Julien ♪

Being a music superstar is one
crazy roller coaster ride.

And you bet your butts
that's something

our beloved king is about
to learn firsthand.

Sha-rock it!

Okay, it's over. Thank Frank.

I don't know. I thought
I was pretty good!

I mean, we-we were pretty goo...

Can we get to work now?
We got a day of things...

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Maurice, I've got a little something
I want to say to the band.



Band? Delusional. We have no talent.
No talent.

Oi, mate! Band
leader's speaking.

Thank you, Clover.

Because we've been playing
for a super long time now...

Since this morning.

Exactly! I got to say, I look
around at us and I smell greatness.

Oh, yeah, you can smell that!

Sorry. I think I'm
leaking something.

Ooh. A lot of something.

Our greatness deserves a name.

How does The New Wiper
Fluid sound, huh?

Wasn't Wiper Fluid

your old garage-punk-rock-ska-band
back in Lemur School?

What ever happened
to those guys?

We were on the cusp of fame.

But we were young in a rush,
and we blew up too fast.

They died?

Yeah. I just told
you, they blew up.

Anywho, it's time for
us to live out a dream

the old Wiper Fluid
could never...

Well, dream of.

- Time to take our music to the next level!
- I don't know, Your Majesty.

This music stuff should really
be more of, uh, a hobby.

What Maurice is sayin'
is maybe we should just

practice a little bit more.

Yes. Okay. Yeah. Okay.

You booked us a gig, didn't you?

Yes! Superstardom here we come!

Well, Dummy KJ, if you're
such a smarty pants,

then how'd I know you had the
Queen of Hearts in your mouth?

Voila!

- Mother!
- Pancho choked. Got the rat trap.

Means we don't have to slay it hardcore
and we'll still look great by comparison.

Oh, Jeez! It hurts!

Full disclosure, sometimes I go
limp in front of large crowds.

I think I burst an
artery at band practice.

I hear one boo and
I'm goin' nuclear.

Please welcome The
New Wiper Fluid!

♪ Yeah, you can be my summer
Crush, crush, crush ♪

♪ It's gonna be a
good night, yeah ♪

- ♪ We're never... ♪ - ♪ Yes! ♪

This is awful!

This is the part of our act
where my band does a...

Hey!

We were supposed to be stars!

Stars, I tell you!

It wasn't all bad, you know? You guys
showed some real charisma out there.

Absolutely no talent, sure,
but you look like a modern,

successful, global-phenom,
teen-sensation band.

I'll tell ya, I could picture the girls
screaming, the boys asking for photos.

You guys just need a
little fine tuning is all.

Aha! You see? I told
you we were awesome!

We just need a little tuneage.

I'll take some fine tunin' from ya.
Know what I'm sayin'?

Ted just said we were
talentless, Your Majesty.

Yeah, but... not all four of us.
Right, Ted?

You guys weren't listening to
the rest of the stuff he said!

Something about screaming
fans, superstardom.

How can we do it, Ted?
Tell us. Please.

I know just the
guy who can help.

Pfft!

Timo? I'm gonna get my music
critiquitized by a nerd?

Music isn't science, guys.
Duh! I mean, duh!

Sorry to correct you, Your Majesty,
but it's actually all science.

I should know, I do a little
progressive house music on the side.

It just so happens, I performed for a
crowd of over 270,000 only last week.

He's a huge underground
sensation.

Dorothy and I have pulled more than a few
all-nighters at his trance festivals.

Trust me. He can help.

Just need to plug
you guys in first.

Let's see... Ah,
yes, four of you.

Machine's all set for
a fearsome foursome!

Now, let's hear The New
Wiper Fluid's new sound!

♪ My summer crush,
crush, crush ♪

♪ It's gonna be a
good night, yeah ♪

♪ We've never got to come down! ♪

♪ Just hanging up
the strobe lights ♪

♪ You can be my summer
Crush, crush, crush ♪

♪ It's gonna be a
good night, yeah ♪

♪ Hey, hey, we're gonna start
It all ain't gonna stop ♪

♪ Let's do it just like we
should Till the sun comes up ♪

♪ They can't change how we are ♪

♪ 'Cause we go where
The moment takes us ♪

♪ I want to be your rockstar ♪

♪ And you can be
my summer crush ♪

- ♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪
- ♪ This party never ends ♪

- ♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪ - ♪
Tomorrow let's do it all again ♪

♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪

♪ 'Cause summer time is going
fast Make it last, make it last ♪

Yeah, that was "Until
the Sun Comes Up,"

the hit single by The
New Wiper Fluid.

And it has gone all the
way to n-n-n-number one.

You snitches!

♪ The summertime is going fast
Make it last make it last ♪

♪ Hey, hey, d we're gonna start
it all Ain't gonna stop ♪

♪ Let's do it just like we
should 'Til the sun comes up ♪

♪ Let's set it off Like
it's our last shot ♪

♪ We do it all night Until
the sun comes up! ♪

Ah! Hello, haters and doubters.

Number one single right here!

Yeah, we did that! Yeah, we...

did... that!

- Who's with me?
- I am, my king!

We did sound pretty good!
Suppose I could...

Enough!

What are we celebratin'
here, really?

'Cause that's not us on
that track, Your Majesty.

It's overproduced babble.

That is not who we are!

Oh, poor simple, Clo-Clo,

clearly you understand nothing
about music superstardom.

Immortality, baby!

That song is gonna live forever!

- The song's dead.
- What?

"Until the Sun Comes Up"

has been on the top of the charts
for almost a full day now.

It's old news.

You need a new song, a second
hit single, or we're through!

- Capisce?
- Why bother?

'Cause Timo just warps our music
in his fancy little machine.

It's not even our voices!

Clover, please, this is
no time for the truth.

Knock, knock? Hi there, Julie.

Um, this is a private New Wiper
Fluid practice, Nurse Phantom.

Band members only,
slobber mouth.

Real original, Mort. I wanted
to see you play, Julie.

You know, I really miss the days
of "Lemurs Love the Lemur Ladies."

♪ Lemurs Love the Lemur Ladies! ♪

I always dreamed we'd
play again someday,

and when I heard you'd
formed a new band...

Gonna stop you right there.

Buddy, we'd love to
have you join us, but

you're just too gross
and spitty now.

Like, it's nasty.
We're sorry, bud.

Okay, let's come up with a second
single right here, right now!

Shoo, shoo.

- ♪ We got the club on lock ♪
- Sorry, bud.

♪ Can't be stopped, yeah, yeah! ♪

Funny. That doesn't sound like The
New Wiper Fluid that I heard...

- ♪ Yeah... ♪ - Hmm.

♪ You ain't never seen
it done like this ♪

♪ We got the club on
lock We can't... ♪

♪ Be stopped, yeah ♪

♪ You ain't never seen
it Done like this, no ♪

♪ Done like this,
done like this ♪

♪ And now I'm headin'
out To the next scene ♪

♪ You know you got to get it
When you're after cream ♪

♪ Full steam ahead When
you're goin' hard ♪

♪ And it's all about the time
When you're fully charged ♪

♪ Feelings on the
floor no hesitation ♪

♪ Down for whatever
any situation ♪

♪ Holler all my people
It's a celebration ♪

♪ Celebration after
celebration ♪

♪ You ain't never seen
it done like this ♪

I made it to the stage.

This is the most original,
authentic band ever.

Like, ever.

♪ No, not done like this ♪

I love their integrity.

Original! Original!

- Where's she going?
- What?

♪ You ain't never seen
it Done like this ♪

Why'd she leave?

♪ We got the club on lock
We can't be stopped, yeah ♪

Ah! It sounds like a baboon
caught in a wheat thresher.

♪ Go like this, done like this ♪

Timo! What's happening?

The algorithm is written
for the four of you.

Without Clover, the math
just doesn't add up.

Did you just answer my question,
because all I heard was a lot of nerd!

There's nothing I can do
right now, Your Majesty.

We need Clover. Stall.

Guys. Pause it. Pronto.

Okay, my peoples, you
havin' fun tonight?

What happened to our
sick tunes, son?

The New Wiper Fluid just gave
you a tease of our new song.

Like a tickle under the back of your ear.
But don't worry.

We'll be back and bigger than ever at our
best concert of all times next week.

We're gonna knock the socks
all the way to your faces.

Free admission. Best show ever.
Sha-rock it. New Wiper Fluid out.

Timo, you got to fix this! The peoples
can't survive without more of me.

Us. Whatever.

I'm sorry, King Julien, but unless
Clover comes back, the band is finished.

Clover?

Clover?

- Clover! What is she doing, man?
- Looks pretty clear to me.

She's gone rogue and is now performing
her own kind of experimental music.

Oh, I can handle her.
Happy to do it, in fact.

Careful. She could be sleep walking.
She'll lash out if you wake her up.

I've seen it before with Dorothy.
Oh.

Ka-kaw!

What are you all doing here?
I am making music.

Clover. That is not music.

Oh, and The New Wiper Fluid is?

All we do is stand
there fake playing,

while Timo's stupid music machine turns
our blargon into some sort of...

some sort of, I don't
know, worse blargon!

Maurice, what's she saying?
What language is that?

I can't understand her.
What's wrong with her mind?

My eyes have been opened, man.
You know, I just... I just play

from the heart now.
From the gut!

Okay, just so I'm clear, you are
coming back to the band, right?

I'm sorry, Your Majesty.
She's not coming back.

Hmm?

Okay, guys. We just need someone who
can replace the voice of our former

band-mate/traitor whose
name I will not mention.

I'm talking about Clover.
Clover who betrayed us. Clover.

Traitor. Okay, who's on first?

Hey. Let me take a crack at it.

♪ Oh, the hen said buck,
buck You are out of luck ♪

♪ If you want scrambled
eggs Upon your plate! ♪

♪ For the eggs hatched chickens
And they ran like... ♪

♪ Chickens and they ran
like the Dickens ♪

♪ If you want scrambled
eggs You'll have to wait ♪

♪ C-H-I-C-K-E-N, if ya can't spell
chicken Then we'll try... ♪

♪ Take a flight Come
on, I won't bite ♪

♪ Come on, I won't bite ♪

♪ Oh, brothers last... ♪

♪ Time flies and life
is too short... ♪

♪ No, never fall after all... ♪

♪ She knows... ♪

♪ In my mind they said... ♪

♪ Can't tell the story From
the cover of a book... ♪

♪ C-Country kissin', yeah ♪

♪ What if they knew the lie?
You can't go out... ♪

♪ Your love is just
a beat away... ♪

♪ You don't stop dealin' You
will rock this feelin'... ♪

Oh, my ACL! And, I tore it.

- Nobody left. This is a disaster!
- Ow.

Your Majesty, the logarithm
for The New Wiper Fluid

was written very specifically
for your four voices

and none of these voices are
even close to Clover's.

I'm sorry, Your Majesty.

It's tough to find someone who's
got that Clover intensity.

She's just so... Clover-y.

There has to be someone
who hasn't auditioned.

You want me to get him off?

Hans.

Fix him.

It's computing...

Unbelievable! It's Hans.
He's a 100% match.

♪ I know you've heard
it all before ♪

Guys, he's perfect! Hit it.

A twelve, four, six, nine.

♪ Hey, I'm never
gonna lie no more ♪

♪ Never will I make you cry
Even though you must go ♪

♪ Feel so numb Don't go! ♪

Hans can't sing better than me.

I'll find out what Timo's
up to with that machine.

And then, the people
will know the truth!

Hmm...

There you are, my precious.

One, two, three, y'all.
All right, check this.

I'm about to throw down some meat.
Look out.

♪ Years out of the light
This could be my night ♪

♪ Outcast from the kingdom
Judged for where I came from ♪

♪ Music from my heart let me have
the mic Gonna get my stage time ♪

♪ Age forty, still my prime The
people have to know the truth ♪

♪ Ain't no fairies takin' tooths
Wiper Fluid's music is a lie, lie ♪

♪ King Julien betrayed us
And our rhymes, rhymes ♪

♪ The very idea of
music gone, gone ♪

♪ Like my soul a million
times They must be stopped ♪

Check it. The New
Wiper Fluid is a lie.

And I will expose them
for who they really are.

Lightning strike!

We're live at The New Wiper
Fluid's biggest concert ever.

I'm hearing from some of
my unreliable sources

that they are indeed going to be
performing their new hit single

with Clover's replacement,
and new fan favorite, Hans.

It's Clover and Sage!

Huh. Sage, how does it feel to be
attending tonight's show with Clover,

former member of The
New Wiper Fluid

who is currently not on
speaking terms with the king?

And please, talk close to the mic, so
I can feel your breath on my beak.

I'm gonna take this one, Sage.

The thing about music, uh, Xix, is
that even the biggest of clouds

doesn't always burst into rain
when you unzip their chakra.

Oh, my Frank! It's The New Wiper Fluid!
You guys!

A seven, ten, two, eight.

♪ Let's go, let's
get it started ♪

♪ Caution warning for the faint hearted
I'll be in the club like this my jam ♪

♪ Big time ballers 'cause we
going HAM Tonight's the night ♪

♪ We're gonna live like stars
Supermodels with sports cars ♪

♪ Oh, behave, like
Austin Powers ♪

♪ Keep the party goin'
As we count the hours ♪

♪ Got me in the zone and I can't stop
Life of the party, I was born to rock ♪

♪ Shoot for the stars When
you know you're hot ♪

♪ So turn the party up
Let the beat drop ♪

♪ Let's go You ain't never
seen it done like this ♪

♪ We got the club on lock And
we can't be stopped, yeah ♪

♪ You ain't never seen
it Done like this, no ♪

♪ Done like this
Done like this ♪

♪ Whoa ♪

♪ You ain't never seen
It done like this ♪

♪ We got the club on lock And
we can't be stopped... ♪

♪ Don't walk away ♪

Oh, no. I don't
know what's wrong.

This is the true Wiper Fluid!

They are nothing but
a bunch of phonies!

- Get off the stage.
- It's not real music.

Your Majesty. Guys. Run.

♪ They can't change how we are ♪

♪ 'Cause we go where
The moment takes us ♪

♪ I want to be your rockstar ♪

♪ And you can be
my summer crush ♪

- ♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪
- ♪ This party never ends ♪

- ♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪ - ♪
Tomorrow let's do it all again ♪

- ♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪ - ♪
'Cause summer time is going fast ♪

♪ Make it last Make it last ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, make it
last Make it last! ♪

Peoples, peoples, please!

Come on, you guys.

Okay, so we tweaked our music a
little bit so it would sound good.

You... lied!

It's only a lie if you care. Think
of it like creative license.

Eh? We're trendsetters, dawg. Ow!
That one hurt, you guys.

I can't let him go on like this.

All right! That is quite enough!

Your Majesty, do you remember why we
started this thing to begin with?

Yeah. For the fans. Who hate us.

No. We started the band because
we fell in love with our music.

- With what we created together.
- Hmm.

Then all of this stuff happened
and we went and wrecked it.

Yeah, but everybody loved us.

The insecure teenager hole inside
each of us that screams out,

"Please! I wanna be special! Don't
let me be like everybody else"

- was finally getting filled.
- Well, lucky for us,

we're not teenagers anymore.

We are trendsetters.

- Taste makers.
- Prairie doggers.

Shut it, Mort.

Clover, are you saying we don't
need Timo's stinking music machine

to rock this town because we got
the true music in our hearts?

That is exactly what I'm saying.

If the audience knows we are
being true to ourselves,

they'll look past the rough
edges and embrace us for us.

That sounds highly unlikely.

Huh? Huh?

But okay. Let's leap off
the metaphoric cliff.

Yee.

A four, nine, seven, five.

♪ Yeah! ♪

♪ It's all good and
gettin' even better ♪

♪ Blue skies, only
sunny weather ♪

♪ It's a perfect day,
ain't nothing wrong ♪

♪ 'Cause everything's
all right All right ♪

♪ It's all good when
we get together ♪

♪ Why not make it last forever? ♪

♪ When you got what matters ♪

♪ It's all good and
gettin' even better ♪

♪ It's all good and
gettin' even better ♪

♪ Blue skies only
sunny weather ♪

♪ It's a perfect day
Ain't nothing wrong... ♪

We want the mechanical
static back.

Butterfish's body wants
that robot music, man.

And so our King Julien learned
a valuable lesson that day.

Sometimes heart isn't enough
to make up for lack of talent.

But don't worry, kids,

you can always lie and let a
machine do the work for you.

♪ Dancing all over the
world The world ♪

Aw, yeah. Whoo.

♪ Oh, the hen said buck,
buck You are out of luck ♪

♪ If you want scrambled
eggs Upon your plate! ♪

♪ For the eggs hatched chickens
And they ran like the Dickens ♪

♪ If you want scrambled
eggs You'll have to wait ♪

♪ C-H-I-C-K-E-N, if ya can't spell
chicken Then we'll try it once again ♪

♪ C-H-I-C-K-E-N, spells chicken
Chicken, chicken every time ♪

♪ Oh, the rooster crowed
By the side of the road ♪

♪ Goin' cock-a-doodle
Cock-a-doodle-doo ♪