All Hail King Julien (2014–2017): Season 4, Episode 4 - That Sinking Feeling - full transcript

𝒯𝓇𝒶𝓃𝓈𝓁𝒶𝓉e 𝓊𝓃𝒾𝒸𝒶𝓉 E𝒩𝒢LI𝒮H

I'm okay!

♪ Party ♪

- ♪ Who's the king? ♪
- ♪ King Julien! ♪

- ♪ Who's the king? ♪
- ♪ King Julien! ♪

♪ Get down for the get down ♪

- ♪ Everybody party with King who?
♪ - ♪ King Julien! ♪

- ♪ King who? ♪ - ♪ King Julien! ♪

♪ Tonight will be forever ♪

♪ Let's do King Julien style ♪

♪ Woof! ♪



♪ Whoa, oh, whoa, oh ♪

♪ Y'all tell me who's the king ♪

♪ Whoa, oh, whoa, oh ♪

All hail King Julien!

I see lemurs running
and screaming.

The island engulfed in
waves, sinking under them.

Lemurs in the water. Sinking.

A terrible sinking.

The island of
Madagascar is sinking?

When, Masikura? When is
this going to happen?

In the future.

Could you be a just a
little more specific?

I mean, just a skosh?

Tomorrow morning at sunrise.



Okay, a little too specific.

I've asked you all here for
some very important business.

Shouldn't we be meeting
in the war room?

That's just what they'd be
expecting us to do, Clover.

Uh-huh, and who is "they", Your Majesty?
Just wondering.

Exactly. Besides, the bubbles
help me think. Mort.

Yes, my king?

Bubbles are getting low.

More bubbles.

King Julien, if the island is
sinking, what should we do?

I'm thinking, Maurice. Uh...
Mort. More bubbles.

Yay! My colon is helping
King Julien think.

My thinky bits say... that
we should tell the kingdom.

Good idea, Your Majesty.

But it needs to be
done carefully.

We don't want to cause a panic.

Please, Maurice,

I didn't just put on the
crown yesterday, you know.

Yeah, Maurice, duh!

I know how to handle
situations like this.

You're gonna make me tell them.

You read my mind, Mo-Mo.

You got this, Maurice.

We're all gonna die!

The island's sinking and
we're all gonna die.

Panic. Mayhem. No!

My bad. He doesn't got this.

Peoples, peoples, calm down.

Yes, the island is sinking, but
we've got like a whole day

to figure out how
to save ourselves.

We can totally do it.

We can?

You bet, Willie. We can do anything.
Anything.

In case this all goes south,
and it probably will,

we're gonna need to
find a new island.

Better pack my essentials.
Creams, powders, lotions,

ointments, and my neck pillow.

Most Importantly, I will
need Captain Booty-Butt.

You know how I can't sleep

in a new place without him.

I mean I can't set
up a new kingdom

with tired bags under
the royal eyes.

Know what I'm sayin?

Um, Captain Booty-Butt?

It's King Julien's
favorite plushy toy

from when he was a baby.
Stuffed hippo.

Uh...

We gotta lighten up this island.

We are too fat, peoples.

Time to shake those moneymakers
and sweat off those pounds.

Oh, yeah, working like a
beast to get that body.

I gotta go to work.

Hmm?

Let the pounds melt away.

Push out that sweat, peoples.

All the heat and steam

is making me... sticky and...
uncomfortable.

Brodney, no. No, Brodney!

Gah. Now the smell is just
cooking in this heat.

I can taste stinky musk
bits on my tongue.

Okay, new plan.

What's the heaviest
thing on this island?

Spoiler alert. It's
all the trees.

Captain Booty-Butt. Sure.

Captain Booty-Butt.

What's wrong?

I didn't have the heart
to tell King Julien,

but Captain Booty-Butt,
He was stolen years ago.

Well, you know King Julien.
Crazy or not,

there's no way he's leaving
here without that thing.

And I am not letting my king

stay on a sinking island.
You got me?

So we are gonna find
that plushy, what what?

But how? It's gone. Gone!

Get a hold of yourself, soldier.

Trust me. This is what I do.

Okay.

And no blubbering.

Masikura!

Has anything we've done
made a difference?

Is the island still sinking?

Nope. Sorry. Same as before.

Tomorrow at sunrise, the
island is engulfed in waves.

Lemurs in the water.

Sinking. A terrible sinking.

That Captain Booty-Butt
plushy was right here

with all his stuff from
when he was a baby.

Oh, look at his
wittle baby bottle.

He was so cute...

What the heck was that for?

Oh. Sorry, Maurice.

Thought you were going to
get all blubbery again.

Wait a minute.

These footprints
must be years old

and can only belong to one
tiny, evil cockroach.

Ha! Looks like this cold case
just got a whole lot warmer.

All right, peoples, the Sky
Gods have left us no choice.

We must sacrifice someone to
Judy the Goddess of Seafood

so she won't swallow up the
island in all her wavy bits.

Volunteers?

Hector? How about you, buddy?

You're like really old, so it
shouldn't matter so much, right?

Yep, I'll do it...
if it'll spare me

one more minute with you losers.

That's the spirit, Hector.

Move your saggy tush, Hector.

If anybody's gonna be a
sacrifice around here, it's me.

I'm first on the sacrifice
list, remember?

Read it and weep, gramps.

You're older than I am, Mort.

Take me, my king. I'm yours.

Stop squirming, Mort.
This is serious.

Sorry. Serious face.
Very serious.

Judy, Water Goddess of Seafood,

I give you this
sacrificial, uh, Mort.

Here ya go. Enjoy.

Whee!

Whee!

Whee!

Whee!

Whee!

Whee!

Whee!

Whee!

Whee!

Aah.. Whee!

I think he's gone.
For reals this time.

I thought he'd never leave.

- Mort!
- Whee!

Judy doesn't want Mort.

Mort's not being a team player.

Just let Judy eat
you already, Mort.

Sorry, everybody, but
I'm really floaty.

Swapped out a lot of my
parts for wood years ago.

Why didn't I think
of this before?

We can all float
off this island.

Okay everybody, on Mort.

I feel like it's not working.

Okay, Maurice, follow
my every step.

Shark pit. Nice.

Impressive work, Clover.

Easy-peasy, Maur...

Clover?

Easy-peasy, huh, Clover?

Peoples of Madagascar,

Timo and I have put our heads
together and built an ark.

A boat big enough to
float us all to safety.

And I'm telling you, it is huge.

It's got like a
basketball court,

an Olympic sized swimmin' pool.

There's a movie theater on there

and I think there's even
a boat on the boat.

Can't wait to go swimming
in that pool, man.

Without further ado, I give you,

our way off this sinking island.
The ark.

I don't get it. Wasn't
it supposed to be big?

Looked a lot bigger in the
unrealistic presentation materials.

No need to fear my peoples.

What you're seeing here is just a model...
of an ark. Yup.

No, that's the actual ark.

Timo. What happened, man.
You promised.

Quite frankly, we
didn't have the budget,

Your Majesty. Or the manpower.

Or any of the materials.

Um... I'm no chemist,

but pretty sure that thing'll
only fit about five lemurs.

I'm sure it's more
than that, Pancho.

Hate to be a contrary
conchita, Your Majesty,

but there's a sign
on it that says

"Maximum Capacity: five lemurs."

Uh, okay, everybody stay calm.

We gotta look at the
bright side here, right?

I mean, at least five
of us will survive

the sinking of Madagascar.

Right? Five?

But, which five...

Hey there, King Julien.
Are the rumors true?

Is the island really sinking
to the bottom of the ocean?

No... Nope. Nope. That's
not what we've heard.

The island is rising

and we definitely don't
have a boat with room

for only five lemurs to
get off the island alive.

Not sinking? Stupid,
stupid, stupid.

False alarm, boys.

Looks like the maze-boat
we built so large

it could carry every animal
on the island to safety

was a waste of time.

Blow it up.

I'm sorry, but... Who
gave the rats explosives?

I can't believe I fell
for one of Karl's traps.

Me. It makes me so...

so, so angry.

Clover, that's it. Get angry.

I am angry.

No, angrier. Karl's
laughing at you.

His walls are laughing at you.

They think you're weak, Clover.

Hello, Clover, I see you enjoyed
our little welcoming...

What did you do with King
Julien's stuffed animal, Karl?

Where is Captain Booty-Butt?

I have no idea what
you're talking about.

Say goodbye to your bug friend.

Oh, Chauncey, no.

All right, I'll talk. I'll talk.
Just spare my beloved.

Yes. I stole Captain Booty-Butt
as part of my brilliant plan

to stage a coup in a small
uranium-rich country

where I would install the
plushy as a ruthless dictator

and I would pull the strings
like the puppet master.

"Captain Booty Butt" would
develop horrible weapons

that he would unleash upon poor
King Julien and all his people.

Oh, oh, the irony.

King Julien bombed
out of existence

by his favorite plushy toy.

Sadly, I was forced to sell
it to cover the expenses

in rebuilding my family's
poo coffee plantation.

Who'd you sell it to, Karl?
The Crocodiles? The foosa?

Worse... I sold it to... Tammy.

Tammy? Why would she want it?

Put away those dead
shark eyes, baby,

'cause momma's got a
surprise for you.

Thanks, Mommy.

Hi guys, got a new one today.

A Captain Booty-Butt.
Packaged pretty well.

Box is pretty standard,
four corners and a lid.

You can see some pretty
substantial stitching here

especially along the booty part.

Todd!

Suppertime, baby.

Mom, I'm doing my show.

Butterfish. Don't touch that.

Aw man, I'm hungry, baby.

Sorry about that.

Anyways, I'm guessing this is
some sort of limited edition.

Todd, now!

By using "the future"...

we can tell who gets on
the boat and who doesn't.

We'll know who the five are.

Let's do this.

No!

So, nobody's going?

That doesn't make any sense.
Leave me.

I need time... Everybody out.

I don't believe in
no psychic nonsense.

I say five of us
just take the boat.

Love it. Horst, you wanna join?

Steal the boat. Have you no dignity?
Have you no shame?

Well, it's pretty clear
we don't, right?

I mean, at least,
I know I don't.

You really think Tammy
has Captain Booty-Butt?

The tail don't lie, Maurice.

That stuffed animal is here.
I can feel it.

Hi-yah!

I knew you'd come
for me one day.

And bless your heart,
you didn't disappoint.

Give us the Booty-Butt.

Never!

Ha. It's the only thing
that'll keep Todd happy

when we take our afternoon naps.

So, Todd isn't gonna give up his
Booty-Butt without a fight.

Todd! Show these people how much
you love that plushy, baby?

I had hoped this could be
resolved without violence...

Well, not really.

Don't do something you're
gonna regret, lil' missy.

You don't get to be an
overbearing stage mom

without knowing how to catfight.

Say, hey there, little man,
you, uh, wouldn't mind

if I picked up Captain Booty-Butt...
you know,

it belongs to King Julien and
he loves it and really needs...

Yeah, you're fine,
it's all good.

You're not gonna do that thing...
we're cool...

right, Todd? Okay.
Just gonna take...

What are you...

Bad news, Maurice, you
got Todd activated.

Only way to stop Todd now is
a stake through his heart.

And even then, you ain't got
a priest to do the ritual.

Call him off, Tammy.
Call him off.

Never.

Okay. Okay. Todd.

Let go of Mr. Maurice's
jugular for Mama, baby.

You're lucky I need that arm

for gluin' rhinestones on
Todd's full glitz costumes.

I'm afraid, my peoples, it is
time we made peace with our fate

and said goodbye
to our kingdom...

Stop looking at me like that.
I can't drink you all.

There's no time.

Ted, what are you doing?

There might still be time
to get off the island.

Great. I'll get my bag.

Oh, are you coming? Okay.

Going out for milk, guys.
Be right back.

Goodbye... my friends.

Why would you leave me at a
time like this, kingdom?

Why? It's just so unfair.

♪ You're leaving me all alone ♪

♪ With memories
of my only home ♪

♪ Bad or good, right or wrong ♪

♪ I'll give to you
my farewell song ♪

♪ Kingdom you ain't no lady, I
say Kingdom you ain't no lady ♪

♪ That's right ♪

♪ Kingdom You ain't no
lady You are my wife ♪

♪ And now I will wait for you ♪

♪ Just hoping for your reply ♪

♪ Perhaps it's a faint Hello ♪

♪ Or simply a not
not a sad goodbye ♪

♪ I gave you everything The
best that I knew how ♪

♪ Waterslides tramps
and dancing ♪

♪ But now you're leaving
And that's over now ♪

♪ Baby we ain't perfect ♪

♪ But we're learning
how to live not die ♪

♪ And if the ocean
Takes you back ♪

♪ Just know you'll
make poor Momo cry ♪

♪ I'll never forgive myself ♪

♪ If I don't tell you this
Right now right now ♪

♪ Kingdom you ain't no
lady That's right ♪

♪ You've never been no lady ♪

♪ Kingdom you've
never been no lady ♪

♪ You are my wife ♪

♪ You are my ungrateful wife! ♪

Ungrateful! I love you!

Now's our chance.

Aw, snap. They're
stealing the boat.

Why didn't I think of that?

Why didn't I think of that?

I can't believe
it's come to this.

Oh, King Julien, you want
to steal the boat with me?

There's plenty of room
in my group of five.

Gotta go to work!

Peoples. Peoples, please.

Peoples.

Mort, where did you get a cannon?
Nevermind!

Sand.

Look at us, fighting like
animals over that boat.

We're not animals, we're
lemurs, peoples. Lemurs.

We are beautiful miracles.
We are stardust, peoples.

Yeah, all those
dusty bits of stars

that kind of get pooped
out into deep space...

'Cause we matter. You matter.

I thought about saving you guys
so much I forgot to save myself.

Forgot. I know, right?
Cray-cray.

And, that's just the
kind of kingly legacy

I want to leave behind.

So, I've decided who gets to go.

We may not have enough
room for everyone,

but we will start with

saving the women and
the children first.

That will be our legacy.

Hey, I really love you guys.

Later, snitches. Ha ha...

Golly, looks like nobody's
getting off the island

before it sinks.

Ted's right, peoples.
It's almost sunrise.

That's when Masikura said
the island would sink.

The future...

Yeah, we got it.

Goodbye, my peoples.

Being your king was an
honor and a privilege.

Oh, you said it, handsome.

This is it, we're all gonna...

I can't even say it.

We got it, Your Majesty.

We got Captain Booty-Butt.

Well, at least I'll have
this last perfect hug

as the island sinks...

I'm so confused. Is the island
sinking or not sinking?

Masikura. What is going on?

I don't understand. I may
see metaphorical glimpses

that can be interpreted
in several ways,

but usually, something
bad happens...

Wait. It's not us.
Look over there.

See? I knew some
island was sinking.

It just wasn't ours. So there.

Booyah, baby. Our legacy
is gonna live on.

And so are we.

Party it up, my peoples.

Life is good. Aw, yeah!
Stardust.

Okay, so says here on
your insurance claim

that your oven exploded.

Mm-hmm.

It's all good with me.

I'll file the paperwork, little man.
Shoot.

♪ Kingdom you ain't no lady I
say Kingdom you ain't no lady ♪

♪ That's right ♪

♪ Kingdom You ain't no
lady You are my wife ♪

♪ And now I will wait for you ♪

♪ Just hoping for your reply ♪

♪ Perhaps it's a faint Hello... ♪