All Hail King Julien (2014–2017): Season 1, Episode 9 - The Really Really Big Lie - full transcript
[dance music playing]
{\i1}♪ Party ♪{\i0}
{\i1}- ♪ Who's the King?
♪ {\i0}-{\i1} ♪ King Julien ♪{\i0}
{\i1}- ♪ Who's the King?
♪ {\i0}-{\i1} ♪ King Julien ♪{\i0}
{\i1}♪ Get down{\i0} {\i1}for the get down ♪{\i0}
{\i1}♪ Everybody{\i0} {\i1}party with King who? ♪
{\i1}- ♪ King Julien ♪{\i0} {\i1}- ♪ King who? ♪
{\i1}♪ King Julien ♪{\i0}
{\i1}♪ Tonight will be forever ♪{\i0}
{\i1}♪ Let's do{\i0} {\i1}King Julien style ♪{\i0}
{\i1}♪ Woof ♪{\i0}
{\i1}♪ Whoa, whoa ♪{\i0}
{\i1}♪ Y'all tell me{\i0} {\i1}who's the king ♪{\i0}
{\i1}♪ Whoa, whoa ♪{\i0}
{\i1}♪ All hail King Julien! ♪{\i0}
[gasping]
A party? For Todd? Who's Todd?
And more importantly,
why wasn't I invited?
Junk, junk, bill.
Todd? I don't know any Todds.
Junk, junk.
[groans] Fine!
I know when I'm not wanted...
Todd, whoever you are.
But while I'm here,
might as well have some cake.
Todd won't miss it.
And it's gonna go
bad anyway, so...
[buzzing]
Shoo, fly, don't bother me.
[grunting]
Not the face!
Not the face! [shudders]
My eyes! What kind
of demon bug are you?
- [grunting]
- [crash]
Hmm? Hmm?
[gasps]
Stop! Drop the bat.
Turn around slowly
and keep your paws
where I can see 'em.
- [all gasp]
- King Julien?
Okay, I'll be the first to admit
this looks pretty bad.
Did King Julien do this?
- He hates Todd!
- [whimpers]
Hold on, everybody. Let's not
jump to crazy conclusions.
I'm sure King Julien has an
explanation for all this.
He better.
[chuckles] Yes,
thank you, Maurice.
There is, of course,
an explanation,
and it is...
[croaks]
- Gecko!
- A little gecko did all this?
Ha ha ha ha! Of course not.
That would be so ridiculous.
No, a really, really big
gecko did all of this.
- How big?
- Huge.
Like, bigger than really big...
stuff.
So big, you need 12
eyes to see all of it.
I didn't know geckos
could get that big.
True, most cannot,
but this one can.
Because it eats lots of...
uh, cake.
And... lemurs!
- [all gasp]
- We're all gonna die!
Yes, that's right.
The mega-gecko... That's
what I'm calling it...
It's a party-pooping,
lemur-cake-ivore.
- A lemur-cake-ivore!
- [all gasp]
I've never heard
of a mega-gecko.
That's because no one
except your brave king
has lived to tell the tale.
How did you get away?
I fought it off with...
nuts!
It eats nuts, too?
Don't be ridiculous, Clover.
It has a...
very serious nut allergy.
So I just shoved these
nuts in its allergic face,
and it ran away.
King Julien is better
than everybody!
[stomach rumbling]
What does it look like?
It has big...
red eyes.
And it, uh, breathes fire!
It only comes out at night.
But it's daytime.
And during the day...
sometimes, when
it's really hungry.
And the scariest thing of all...
The mega-gecko could
be hiding among us...
right... now!
[all chattering and screaming]
King Julien, you've saved us.
Uh, yes. I... saved you.
I saved you all!
[murmuring, sighs of relief]
I heard the mega-gecko
is taller than
the tallest baobab
and still growing.
I heard the mega-gecko ate
all the animals in Africa
and then swam to
Madagascar for dessert.
I heard the mega-gecko likes
to roast lemurs over fire
and put them between graham
crackers and chocolate!
He calls them "lemores"!
Well, I heard it eats our hearts
to absorb our power.
[Mort] King Julien, look
at your poll numbers!
130%!
They love you more than ever.
Of course they love me.
I defeated the mega-gecko.
That's right, you're the one
who's going to protect
us from the mega-gecko.
Easy, Maurice, you're
hurting my arm.
[Maurice stammering]
Aaah!
[mega-gecko snarling]
[screaming]
[yawns]
Aah! Masikura, I'm indecent!
Apologies. This could not wait.
Okay, I'm decent.
You were saying?
We have a problem. Your
subjects are convinced
that there are lizard
spies among them
working for the mega-gecko.
Spies?
They're rounding up
any lizard they can
for questioning.
These don't seem so bad.
Kind of brighten the place up.
There's more. Dorothy
organized a nut drive.
Give your nuts for victory!
Hmm.
Because of the
mega-gecko's allergy.
Again, what's the harm?
Collecting nuts
can be a very
bonding experience.
Oh? O-M-G, is it
cake o'clock already?
That's right, people. All
cake is a security risk
and must be destroyed.
Destroying cake?!
Has everyone lost their minds?
Maurice!
[Maurice] Thanks for seeing
me on such short notice.
It's just this mega-gecko.
It's giving me powerful
heebie-jeebies.
I haven't been able to
sleep, and when I do,
I see bone-chilling things.
Well, in the dream,
I'm runnin', and it's
chasing me and...
Oh, Maurice, there you are.
What are you doing here...
with Amelia?
I swallowed a... uh, uh, the bathroom.
Nature call.
Hey, that was kind
of weird, right?
What did you say to him?
Enough about Maurice! I've got
my own problems, too, okay?
Everyone's gone
amok in the brain!
They're wasting
perfectly good cake!
This mega-gecko is the worst
thing that's never happened to me.
But-But if I tell
them that I lied,
they'll think I'm a liar.
Yeesh, for a skeleton, you
give really bad advice.
You know who gives great advice?
Maurice, that's who.
He always knows what to say.
Wait, that's it!
Okay, everybody, as your leader,
it is my job to facilitate
two-way communication
between you, my loyal subjects,
and me, King Julien.
So, Maurice, come on up here
- and, you know, communicate.
- What do you want me to say?
Tell everyone that
everything's okay,
it's fine, they have
nothing to fear.
You know, you do...
Do like you do.
Uh, hi, everybody.
Well, I guess I'll
start by saying that...
I've been having this nightmare
that the mega-gecko is chasing me
through the jungle before he
finally swallows me whole,
where I see all the
other lemurs he's eaten.
And you were there, and you,
and especially you, Todd!
[crying]
Okay, uh, ignore everything
he just said, people.
Maurice was never here.
Maurice who?
That's a good question.
Heh heh, no idea.
Don't worry, King Julien.
I've got this.
Listen up, people. There
is no reason to be afraid.
There is only one
thing to do now,
and that is to hunt
the mega-gecko!
But we don't know the
first thing about hunting.
We are gatherers.
Well, it's time to
become hunter-gatherers!
[cheering]
Just out of curiosity, Clover,
what happens if you don't
find the mega-gecko?
Impossible. I won't
sleep, I won't eat,
I'll neglect important
personal relationships.
Okay, uh, good.
That's what I thought.
- Hold on.
- Timo, can you build me this?
[laughs] Well, probably.
Yes. But I have a few questions.
I will not be taking any
questions at this time.
Xixi here, reporting
live from the baobab tree
as Clover prepares to lead a
hunting party into the jungle
to find and defeat
the mega-gecko.
Clover, can you tell us
a little about your team?
Well, I have gathered
the best of the best.
Ow!
Or the best of the...
very small pool of options
I had available to me. Yeah.
Ten-hut! We are going
deep into enemy territory
to find the mega-gecko!
We will be cruel, we
will be merciless,
we will do things that we can
never, ever tell our children about!
Sound good?
- I don't know.
- I'm scared.
Do we get to wear uniforms?
I just love a man in uniform.
[sighs]
Uh, are you done yet?
I'm in kind of a hurry.
So, why did you want me to build
you a giant mechanical gecko,
set it loose at a specific
place in the jungle
and not tell anyone about it?
Well, uh, it's...
You know Todd?
Sure, cute kid. Loves bunnies.
I was supposed to go his party,
but I became consumed
with my own scent
and lost track of time.
[laughs, snorts]
I have to remember
my yearly bathing.
Okay, first, gross. And second,
how come everyone
was invited but me?
I mean, aah! Just... aah!
Anyhoo, because it's
Todd's birthday,
I wanted to get him something,
you know, special, as a surprise.
Oh.
Okay, done.
Uh, no, no, no. The
ears have to go.
But I thought
since Todd loves...
No, the mega-gecko
does not have ears.
- The what?
- That's what I'm calling it.
I named it, and that's its name,
and so... that's the name.
[clattering]
[whirring]
Ahh, ha ha.
[sniffs] Hmm. It went this way.
Does anyone have to fear-tinkle?
I have to fear-tinkle.
Shh.
[all grunt]
King Julien? What are
you doing out here?
It's not safe.
I've never been to a
hunting party before.
The decorations are
a little sparse.
It's not that kind of party.
Who's watching the kingdom?
I left Maurice in charge.
[teeth chattering]
So, just FYI, you're
going the wrong way.
- But the tracks go...
- Trust me, Clover.
I know exactly where
the mega-gecko is.
Call it a fifth sense.
[sighs]
Okay, shh, we're here.
Okay, everybody,
prepare yourself
for something pretty hideous.
And try not to make
any sudden movements.
Behold... the mega-gecko!
Yep, that's it.
Now, let's capture
it, bring it home,
I'll slay it and put this
whole thing behind us.
But, King Julien,
there's nothing there.
What? I told Timo
to leave it here.
- What?
- What?
- You said something.
- Yeah, exactly.
I say a lot of things, Clover.
[humming]
These tracks make no sense.
Like it's going in circles.
[gasps]
We're not tracking
it, it's tracking us!
We're all gonna die!
At least I can tinkle now.
Oops, too late.
Someone get some beavers, we
need a dam for this stream.
Ha ha ha ha! Ha.
No one is going to die.
We need a trap to
catch this thing.
Which means we need...
- bait.
- Hi.
- Perfect!
- Hey!
I was saving that
for my cheat day.
- Well, that ought to do it.
- Can I have my cake now?
- No.
- [groans]
- [rustling]
- [all gasp]
Ha! Gotcha.
[thumping and growling]
[all] Huh?
Hmm, I had low blood sugar.
Heh heh.
[sighs] All right, everyone.
We're making camp for the night.
Mort?
You just volunteered
to stand guard.
[groans]
[snoring]
King Julien loves me.
King Julien loves me a lot.
King Julien loves me.
King Julien loves me a lot.
[snarling]
[groans] Oh, no.
Help!
[roars]
Look, I'm just saying,
"hunting party" is
a bit misleading.
Mort? Mort?
He's gone. It was
the mega-gecko.
And it looks like
it went that way.
I can't see where you
are pointing, Clover,
the kingdom is in the way.
It's the kingdom
I'm pointing at.
Oh. Heh heh. Oh.
Oh.
We have to hurry!
They're all gonna die!
We should be okay, though.
[thumping]
No.
[roars]
He-e-e-e-elp!
[roaring]
[all screaming]
- On it!
- No, Clover, I've got this.
Have no fear, my peoples,
I will face our enemy
and slay him but good.
I just need to find
the off switch.
Yeah, there's no match for me!
Aah!
Ooh, it's hot. Too hot!
Timo! Aah!
I ordered one giant gecko,
and you gave me this?
There must be a glitch
in the circuitry
or perhaps an
errant line of code.
- In words I can understand.
- It's gone kaflooie!
In {\i1}other {\i0}words I can
understand, Timo.
[all screaming]
- We're all gonna die!
- What he said.
Come on, Maurice, find
your courage, man.
You're better than this.
Your king needs you.
[grunting]
I can't move!
I... can... do...
[grunting]
[all screaming]
Huh?
I looked for a weapon,
but all I could find
was this thingamajiggy.
Wow, that's really great work.
- Hit it!
- Take this! And also that!
Furthermore, this!
Shoot her. Shoot her!
What am I supposed to
shoot her with? Aah!
Just switch it off.
I, uh... Well, uh...
You did build an
off switch, right?
Of course I built an off switch.
- Then what's the problem?
- The off switch
was on the bunny ears.
So, then we just...
Ohh, you've got
to be kidding me.
[laughing] I know, right?
Wait, the manual override!
The who's-your-mama-drive?
No, manual override.
Here, inside the mega-gecko.
It's virtually
impossible to get to.
Pretty cool, if I
do say so myself.
King Julien, it's not safe!
What is that?
Nothing.
What did you do?
Uh... nothing.
He had me build him a
giant mechanical gecko,
which unfortunately
has gone berserk
and is going to
destroy the kingdom
unless we can turn it off.
[chuckles]
Sorry, I laugh when I'm nervous.
And also when I'm sleepy.
And sometimes...
Stop! You did this?
There's no time to play
the blame game, Clover.
I think we can all agree
that if it weren't for Todd
and his super
top-secret birthday...
How do we turn it off?
Only way to access
the manual override
is to enter here...
The bypass unilateral
torque thruster.
The bypass unilateral...
Doesn't the initials
of that spell out...
Yes. "Butt".
Which also happens to be
my mother's maiden name.
Heh heh! Your mother's
maiden name was Butt?
You want to stop the mega-gecko
or poke fun at my mother,
who just happened to be a saint?
No, of course not. I'm so sorry.
Please continue telling
us about your...
[laughing] butt.
As I was saying, you get
to the manual override
through here and
hit the button here.
So, um, what you're saying is,
someone has to go into...
the butt?
- Yes.
- As king, it should be me.
I can't let you do that.
I'll go.
Whew! For a second there,
I thought you were really
going to let me do it.
This just in. Clover
has volunteered
to go into the
belly of the beast
to put an end to the
mega-gecko menace.
Clover, how does it feel to be
facing almost certain death?
Also, and more importantly,
who are you wearing?
Uh...
- [roaring]
- [screaming]
[Maurice grunting]
Ah! Tail cramp.
Tail cramp!
Trampoline in place.
Ready for launch. Over.
[screaming]
Hey! Hey, over here!
Okay, now what?
Aaaaah!
Oh, right. Run away screaming.
I remember now. See?
[screaming]
[both panting]
Where did it go?
Where are you?
[snarling]
Hmm? Clever girl.
[screaming]
Clover!
[roars]
Timo! Come back!
I still need help
with your butt!
Uhh!
Ohh, Maurice.
Oh, thank the gods. This
time I really thought
I was going to have
to do something.
Why are you lying there
like a stiff pill bug?
I'm paralyzed with fear.
Well, un-paralyze yourself.
I need you to get into
the mega-gecko's butt.
Kind of important.
I'm sorry, King Julien.
I really can't move.
Huh. Then it really is up to me.
[gasps]
[yelling]
[thunk]
- Ooh.
- Ohh.
[echoing] I did it. I'm in.
Wait, no!
I'm stuck! Whoa!
No, it can't all end this way.
Must find a way to fight fear
to save my friend.
I'm coming, King Julien!
[Julien grunts]
Thank you, Maurice.
I was impacted pretty tight.
[Maurice] What's the plan?
[Julien] Find the
override switch
and end this nightmare.
- [clatter]
- [Clover] Ow!
- [Mort] That tickles!
- [Ted] Hello, nurse!
[Julien] Maurice, I don't
think we're alone in here.
[Clover] Of course
you're not alone.
Make your way to my voice.
I'm standing on the override,
but I can't reach it.
[Julien] Hold on. Almost.
[powering down]
- [Clover] Whoo-hoo! Yes!
- [Maurice] You did it, King Julien!
[Julien] What's happening?
- [all screaming]
- [Mort] I'm puking!
[Julien] Quick, hand
me that harpoon thingy!
We're all gonna live!
[cheering]
[music playing]
[croaks]
Now, {\i1}this {\i0}is a party.
[laughs]
Hey, bud, just want to
say thanks for, you know,
un-stuffing me from
the mega-gecko's butt.
Gotta admit, pretty brave
overcoming your fear like that.
Thank you, Your Majesty.
I'm just glad that
thing is gone for good.
[snarls]
[music playing]
{\i1}♪ Party ♪{\i0}
{\i1}- ♪ Who's the King?
♪ {\i0}-{\i1} ♪ King Julien ♪{\i0}
{\i1}- ♪ Who's the King?
♪ {\i0}-{\i1} ♪ King Julien ♪{\i0}
{\i1}♪ Get down{\i0} {\i1}for the get down ♪{\i0}
{\i1}♪ Everybody{\i0} {\i1}party with King who? ♪
{\i1}- ♪ King Julien ♪{\i0} {\i1}- ♪ King who? ♪
{\i1}♪ King Julien ♪{\i0}
{\i1}♪ Tonight will be forever ♪{\i0}
{\i1}♪ Let's do{\i0} {\i1}King Julien style ♪{\i0}
{\i1}♪ Woof ♪{\i0}
{\i1}♪ Whoa, whoa ♪{\i0}
{\i1}♪ Y'all tell me{\i0} {\i1}who's the king ♪{\i0}
{\i1}♪ Whoa, whoa ♪{\i0}
{\i1}♪ All hail King Julien! ♪{\i0}
[gasping]
A party? For Todd? Who's Todd?
And more importantly,
why wasn't I invited?
Junk, junk, bill.
Todd? I don't know any Todds.
Junk, junk.
[groans] Fine!
I know when I'm not wanted...
Todd, whoever you are.
But while I'm here,
might as well have some cake.
Todd won't miss it.
And it's gonna go
bad anyway, so...
[buzzing]
Shoo, fly, don't bother me.
[grunting]
Not the face!
Not the face! [shudders]
My eyes! What kind
of demon bug are you?
- [grunting]
- [crash]
Hmm? Hmm?
[gasps]
Stop! Drop the bat.
Turn around slowly
and keep your paws
where I can see 'em.
- [all gasp]
- King Julien?
Okay, I'll be the first to admit
this looks pretty bad.
Did King Julien do this?
- He hates Todd!
- [whimpers]
Hold on, everybody. Let's not
jump to crazy conclusions.
I'm sure King Julien has an
explanation for all this.
He better.
[chuckles] Yes,
thank you, Maurice.
There is, of course,
an explanation,
and it is...
[croaks]
- Gecko!
- A little gecko did all this?
Ha ha ha ha! Of course not.
That would be so ridiculous.
No, a really, really big
gecko did all of this.
- How big?
- Huge.
Like, bigger than really big...
stuff.
So big, you need 12
eyes to see all of it.
I didn't know geckos
could get that big.
True, most cannot,
but this one can.
Because it eats lots of...
uh, cake.
And... lemurs!
- [all gasp]
- We're all gonna die!
Yes, that's right.
The mega-gecko... That's
what I'm calling it...
It's a party-pooping,
lemur-cake-ivore.
- A lemur-cake-ivore!
- [all gasp]
I've never heard
of a mega-gecko.
That's because no one
except your brave king
has lived to tell the tale.
How did you get away?
I fought it off with...
nuts!
It eats nuts, too?
Don't be ridiculous, Clover.
It has a...
very serious nut allergy.
So I just shoved these
nuts in its allergic face,
and it ran away.
King Julien is better
than everybody!
[stomach rumbling]
What does it look like?
It has big...
red eyes.
And it, uh, breathes fire!
It only comes out at night.
But it's daytime.
And during the day...
sometimes, when
it's really hungry.
And the scariest thing of all...
The mega-gecko could
be hiding among us...
right... now!
[all chattering and screaming]
King Julien, you've saved us.
Uh, yes. I... saved you.
I saved you all!
[murmuring, sighs of relief]
I heard the mega-gecko
is taller than
the tallest baobab
and still growing.
I heard the mega-gecko ate
all the animals in Africa
and then swam to
Madagascar for dessert.
I heard the mega-gecko likes
to roast lemurs over fire
and put them between graham
crackers and chocolate!
He calls them "lemores"!
Well, I heard it eats our hearts
to absorb our power.
[Mort] King Julien, look
at your poll numbers!
130%!
They love you more than ever.
Of course they love me.
I defeated the mega-gecko.
That's right, you're the one
who's going to protect
us from the mega-gecko.
Easy, Maurice, you're
hurting my arm.
[Maurice stammering]
Aaah!
[mega-gecko snarling]
[screaming]
[yawns]
Aah! Masikura, I'm indecent!
Apologies. This could not wait.
Okay, I'm decent.
You were saying?
We have a problem. Your
subjects are convinced
that there are lizard
spies among them
working for the mega-gecko.
Spies?
They're rounding up
any lizard they can
for questioning.
These don't seem so bad.
Kind of brighten the place up.
There's more. Dorothy
organized a nut drive.
Give your nuts for victory!
Hmm.
Because of the
mega-gecko's allergy.
Again, what's the harm?
Collecting nuts
can be a very
bonding experience.
Oh? O-M-G, is it
cake o'clock already?
That's right, people. All
cake is a security risk
and must be destroyed.
Destroying cake?!
Has everyone lost their minds?
Maurice!
[Maurice] Thanks for seeing
me on such short notice.
It's just this mega-gecko.
It's giving me powerful
heebie-jeebies.
I haven't been able to
sleep, and when I do,
I see bone-chilling things.
Well, in the dream,
I'm runnin', and it's
chasing me and...
Oh, Maurice, there you are.
What are you doing here...
with Amelia?
I swallowed a... uh, uh, the bathroom.
Nature call.
Hey, that was kind
of weird, right?
What did you say to him?
Enough about Maurice! I've got
my own problems, too, okay?
Everyone's gone
amok in the brain!
They're wasting
perfectly good cake!
This mega-gecko is the worst
thing that's never happened to me.
But-But if I tell
them that I lied,
they'll think I'm a liar.
Yeesh, for a skeleton, you
give really bad advice.
You know who gives great advice?
Maurice, that's who.
He always knows what to say.
Wait, that's it!
Okay, everybody, as your leader,
it is my job to facilitate
two-way communication
between you, my loyal subjects,
and me, King Julien.
So, Maurice, come on up here
- and, you know, communicate.
- What do you want me to say?
Tell everyone that
everything's okay,
it's fine, they have
nothing to fear.
You know, you do...
Do like you do.
Uh, hi, everybody.
Well, I guess I'll
start by saying that...
I've been having this nightmare
that the mega-gecko is chasing me
through the jungle before he
finally swallows me whole,
where I see all the
other lemurs he's eaten.
And you were there, and you,
and especially you, Todd!
[crying]
Okay, uh, ignore everything
he just said, people.
Maurice was never here.
Maurice who?
That's a good question.
Heh heh, no idea.
Don't worry, King Julien.
I've got this.
Listen up, people. There
is no reason to be afraid.
There is only one
thing to do now,
and that is to hunt
the mega-gecko!
But we don't know the
first thing about hunting.
We are gatherers.
Well, it's time to
become hunter-gatherers!
[cheering]
Just out of curiosity, Clover,
what happens if you don't
find the mega-gecko?
Impossible. I won't
sleep, I won't eat,
I'll neglect important
personal relationships.
Okay, uh, good.
That's what I thought.
- Hold on.
- Timo, can you build me this?
[laughs] Well, probably.
Yes. But I have a few questions.
I will not be taking any
questions at this time.
Xixi here, reporting
live from the baobab tree
as Clover prepares to lead a
hunting party into the jungle
to find and defeat
the mega-gecko.
Clover, can you tell us
a little about your team?
Well, I have gathered
the best of the best.
Ow!
Or the best of the...
very small pool of options
I had available to me. Yeah.
Ten-hut! We are going
deep into enemy territory
to find the mega-gecko!
We will be cruel, we
will be merciless,
we will do things that we can
never, ever tell our children about!
Sound good?
- I don't know.
- I'm scared.
Do we get to wear uniforms?
I just love a man in uniform.
[sighs]
Uh, are you done yet?
I'm in kind of a hurry.
So, why did you want me to build
you a giant mechanical gecko,
set it loose at a specific
place in the jungle
and not tell anyone about it?
Well, uh, it's...
You know Todd?
Sure, cute kid. Loves bunnies.
I was supposed to go his party,
but I became consumed
with my own scent
and lost track of time.
[laughs, snorts]
I have to remember
my yearly bathing.
Okay, first, gross. And second,
how come everyone
was invited but me?
I mean, aah! Just... aah!
Anyhoo, because it's
Todd's birthday,
I wanted to get him something,
you know, special, as a surprise.
Oh.
Okay, done.
Uh, no, no, no. The
ears have to go.
But I thought
since Todd loves...
No, the mega-gecko
does not have ears.
- The what?
- That's what I'm calling it.
I named it, and that's its name,
and so... that's the name.
[clattering]
[whirring]
Ahh, ha ha.
[sniffs] Hmm. It went this way.
Does anyone have to fear-tinkle?
I have to fear-tinkle.
Shh.
[all grunt]
King Julien? What are
you doing out here?
It's not safe.
I've never been to a
hunting party before.
The decorations are
a little sparse.
It's not that kind of party.
Who's watching the kingdom?
I left Maurice in charge.
[teeth chattering]
So, just FYI, you're
going the wrong way.
- But the tracks go...
- Trust me, Clover.
I know exactly where
the mega-gecko is.
Call it a fifth sense.
[sighs]
Okay, shh, we're here.
Okay, everybody,
prepare yourself
for something pretty hideous.
And try not to make
any sudden movements.
Behold... the mega-gecko!
Yep, that's it.
Now, let's capture
it, bring it home,
I'll slay it and put this
whole thing behind us.
But, King Julien,
there's nothing there.
What? I told Timo
to leave it here.
- What?
- What?
- You said something.
- Yeah, exactly.
I say a lot of things, Clover.
[humming]
These tracks make no sense.
Like it's going in circles.
[gasps]
We're not tracking
it, it's tracking us!
We're all gonna die!
At least I can tinkle now.
Oops, too late.
Someone get some beavers, we
need a dam for this stream.
Ha ha ha ha! Ha.
No one is going to die.
We need a trap to
catch this thing.
Which means we need...
- bait.
- Hi.
- Perfect!
- Hey!
I was saving that
for my cheat day.
- Well, that ought to do it.
- Can I have my cake now?
- No.
- [groans]
- [rustling]
- [all gasp]
Ha! Gotcha.
[thumping and growling]
[all] Huh?
Hmm, I had low blood sugar.
Heh heh.
[sighs] All right, everyone.
We're making camp for the night.
Mort?
You just volunteered
to stand guard.
[groans]
[snoring]
King Julien loves me.
King Julien loves me a lot.
King Julien loves me.
King Julien loves me a lot.
[snarling]
[groans] Oh, no.
Help!
[roars]
Look, I'm just saying,
"hunting party" is
a bit misleading.
Mort? Mort?
He's gone. It was
the mega-gecko.
And it looks like
it went that way.
I can't see where you
are pointing, Clover,
the kingdom is in the way.
It's the kingdom
I'm pointing at.
Oh. Heh heh. Oh.
Oh.
We have to hurry!
They're all gonna die!
We should be okay, though.
[thumping]
No.
[roars]
He-e-e-e-elp!
[roaring]
[all screaming]
- On it!
- No, Clover, I've got this.
Have no fear, my peoples,
I will face our enemy
and slay him but good.
I just need to find
the off switch.
Yeah, there's no match for me!
Aah!
Ooh, it's hot. Too hot!
Timo! Aah!
I ordered one giant gecko,
and you gave me this?
There must be a glitch
in the circuitry
or perhaps an
errant line of code.
- In words I can understand.
- It's gone kaflooie!
In {\i1}other {\i0}words I can
understand, Timo.
[all screaming]
- We're all gonna die!
- What he said.
Come on, Maurice, find
your courage, man.
You're better than this.
Your king needs you.
[grunting]
I can't move!
I... can... do...
[grunting]
[all screaming]
Huh?
I looked for a weapon,
but all I could find
was this thingamajiggy.
Wow, that's really great work.
- Hit it!
- Take this! And also that!
Furthermore, this!
Shoot her. Shoot her!
What am I supposed to
shoot her with? Aah!
Just switch it off.
I, uh... Well, uh...
You did build an
off switch, right?
Of course I built an off switch.
- Then what's the problem?
- The off switch
was on the bunny ears.
So, then we just...
Ohh, you've got
to be kidding me.
[laughing] I know, right?
Wait, the manual override!
The who's-your-mama-drive?
No, manual override.
Here, inside the mega-gecko.
It's virtually
impossible to get to.
Pretty cool, if I
do say so myself.
King Julien, it's not safe!
What is that?
Nothing.
What did you do?
Uh... nothing.
He had me build him a
giant mechanical gecko,
which unfortunately
has gone berserk
and is going to
destroy the kingdom
unless we can turn it off.
[chuckles]
Sorry, I laugh when I'm nervous.
And also when I'm sleepy.
And sometimes...
Stop! You did this?
There's no time to play
the blame game, Clover.
I think we can all agree
that if it weren't for Todd
and his super
top-secret birthday...
How do we turn it off?
Only way to access
the manual override
is to enter here...
The bypass unilateral
torque thruster.
The bypass unilateral...
Doesn't the initials
of that spell out...
Yes. "Butt".
Which also happens to be
my mother's maiden name.
Heh heh! Your mother's
maiden name was Butt?
You want to stop the mega-gecko
or poke fun at my mother,
who just happened to be a saint?
No, of course not. I'm so sorry.
Please continue telling
us about your...
[laughing] butt.
As I was saying, you get
to the manual override
through here and
hit the button here.
So, um, what you're saying is,
someone has to go into...
the butt?
- Yes.
- As king, it should be me.
I can't let you do that.
I'll go.
Whew! For a second there,
I thought you were really
going to let me do it.
This just in. Clover
has volunteered
to go into the
belly of the beast
to put an end to the
mega-gecko menace.
Clover, how does it feel to be
facing almost certain death?
Also, and more importantly,
who are you wearing?
Uh...
- [roaring]
- [screaming]
[Maurice grunting]
Ah! Tail cramp.
Tail cramp!
Trampoline in place.
Ready for launch. Over.
[screaming]
Hey! Hey, over here!
Okay, now what?
Aaaaah!
Oh, right. Run away screaming.
I remember now. See?
[screaming]
[both panting]
Where did it go?
Where are you?
[snarling]
Hmm? Clever girl.
[screaming]
Clover!
[roars]
Timo! Come back!
I still need help
with your butt!
Uhh!
Ohh, Maurice.
Oh, thank the gods. This
time I really thought
I was going to have
to do something.
Why are you lying there
like a stiff pill bug?
I'm paralyzed with fear.
Well, un-paralyze yourself.
I need you to get into
the mega-gecko's butt.
Kind of important.
I'm sorry, King Julien.
I really can't move.
Huh. Then it really is up to me.
[gasps]
[yelling]
[thunk]
- Ooh.
- Ohh.
[echoing] I did it. I'm in.
Wait, no!
I'm stuck! Whoa!
No, it can't all end this way.
Must find a way to fight fear
to save my friend.
I'm coming, King Julien!
[Julien grunts]
Thank you, Maurice.
I was impacted pretty tight.
[Maurice] What's the plan?
[Julien] Find the
override switch
and end this nightmare.
- [clatter]
- [Clover] Ow!
- [Mort] That tickles!
- [Ted] Hello, nurse!
[Julien] Maurice, I don't
think we're alone in here.
[Clover] Of course
you're not alone.
Make your way to my voice.
I'm standing on the override,
but I can't reach it.
[Julien] Hold on. Almost.
[powering down]
- [Clover] Whoo-hoo! Yes!
- [Maurice] You did it, King Julien!
[Julien] What's happening?
- [all screaming]
- [Mort] I'm puking!
[Julien] Quick, hand
me that harpoon thingy!
We're all gonna live!
[cheering]
[music playing]
[croaks]
Now, {\i1}this {\i0}is a party.
[laughs]
Hey, bud, just want to
say thanks for, you know,
un-stuffing me from
the mega-gecko's butt.
Gotta admit, pretty brave
overcoming your fear like that.
Thank you, Your Majesty.
I'm just glad that
thing is gone for good.
[snarls]
[music playing]