Adventure Time: Distant Lands (2020–…): Season 1, Episode 2 - Obsidian - full transcript
Marceline and Princess Bubblegum journey to the imposing, beautiful Glass Kingdom, and deep into their tumultuous past, to prevent an earthshaking catastrophe.
♪♪
All citizens
of the Candy Kingdom.
Oh, my Glob.
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♪♪
♪♪
See-Thru Princess!
The sun has set!
- Quit stalling!
- Begin the retelling!
Uhh, right...
Wait, wait!
Hold on, you guys!
Sorry I'm late, Princess.
- I was...
- Reading.
- Book-lovin' Glassboy.
- Bibliophile!
Doesn't everything
you read just leak outta ya?
That was a good one.
Okay, lights!
Back in the old days...
the wasteland desert was struck
with a bolt of magic lightning.
Kra-kow!
And thus was born
our glorious Glass Kingdom.
And for hundreds of years,
things were cool.
Until from deep within
the ancient furnace
rose the dragon Molto Larvo!
Ohhhh!
Larvo's fire gunked up our
entire kingdom.
It was real bad times
all 'round.
But the Lightning Lord above
saw our trouble and sent us...
- a hero.
- Marceline!
Yes.
Brave St. Marceline
came to our aid.
With her silver shovel
and a holy song,
she cast Larvo back
into the depths of the pit.
And once a year, we gather
to sing her holy song
to keep the monster
locked up in the furnace.
But...
what if Marceline slayed Larvo?
He hasn't been seen
since that day.
We don't have to be afraid
of the furnace anymore.
- What?
- What are you talking about?
I read about it
in this ancient book.
The furnace used to fix people.
Broken people...
like me.
Don't kid yourself, crack face.
I like the way you are.
Yeah, you have
a great "personality."
He does.
Choir master!
Make the children sing!
♪ So mad at the coconut ♪
♪ I'm sick of living
in the ocean ♪
♪ So mad at the coconut ♪
♪ I don't really care about
the stomping on the coconut ♪
♪ I don't really care about
the stomping on the coconut ♪
♪♪
♪♪
Aw, yeah.
The pit!
♪♪
♪♪
Hah!
It's working!
My life is turnin' around.
Oh.
Hi, Larvo.
I'm just gonna fix my crack...
and get
crackin'!
Ha ha. Ha ha.
Aah!
Aah!
♪♪
The key!
Crack!
♪♪
♪ So mad at the coconut ♪
Aah!
Crack!
Crack, crack,
crack, crack, crack, crack.
Crack, crack, crack, crack,
crack, crack... Oof!
Gotcha, key thief!
Glassboy?!
What have you done?!
I just wanted to fix myself.
Your hideous face
has angered the creature.
Hey, I'm sure he didn't mean...
No singing in the world can stop
the horrors to come now!
No, I can fix it.
I'll find Marceline.
Marceline lived
a hecka long time ago.
And you're going to
the jail tower for this.
What?
I know she's out there.
She's probably slaying
a dragon right now.
Raaaaaahhhhh!
Pbht!
Aah!
No! Yuck!
Thanks, ya goof.
♪ Boo,
I'm sorry, did I scare you? ♪
♪ Are you just afraid
of having fun? ♪
♪ Ha,
you don't think it's funny? ♪
♪ Then just run away
and leave me alone ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm laughing,
it's so funny ♪
♪ I'm laughing, seriously ♪
♪ I'm laughing, it's funny ♪
♪ I'll be laughing
when you leave me ♪
♪ Ha ha ha ha ha ♪
♪ Sorry, did I embarrass you? ♪
♪ It's just so easy to do ♪
♪ Come on, it's pretty
hilarious when you run away ♪
♪ I did it on purpose ♪
♪ People have so many rules
that I used to listen to ♪
♪ But I finally figured out ♪
♪ They don't know what
they're talking about ♪
♪ And I'm laughing,
it's so funny ♪
♪ I'm laughing, seriously ♪
♪ I'm laughing, it's funny ♪
♪ I'll be laughing
when you leave me ♪
♪ Everyone's so desperate to
appear like they're serious ♪
♪ Everyone's a scaredy-cat,
and I find it hilarious ♪
How's the song coming along?
It's pretty whatever, I dunno.
I rarely see you this focused.
Thanks, Peebs!
Wait.
Was that a diss?
No, no.
It's admirable.
You're so...
in the zone.
I guess I have been going
for a new sound this time.
I really wanna get it right.
Can I hear it?
Uhh...
alright.
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Okay! Nope!
No!
It's not done yet.
Hey, it's alright.
I can't wait to hear it
when it's ready.
I can't believe it.
Why would you release Glassboy?!
We need St. Marceline.
Glassboy knows more about her
than anyone.
Glassboy is a fool.
He'll take one step outside
and get his gross
crack stuck in his own foot.
He would!
I know.
That's why I said it.
I just...
It's my right, y'know.
Perhaps you should step down?
- No!
- He'll find Marceline!
Okay, but he's probably
already dead.
- Hmph!
- Princess!
- Princess!
- Wait!
We have more excellent advice!
Marceline...
♪♪
Mm. Huh?
Aah!
Who are you?
Good evening.
And how you been?
Are you the chump with dry skin?
No.
I'm looking for Marceline.
Oh, quack!
A boy with a head crack.
Hey!
Marceline, Marceline.
The Vampire Queen!
Through the Candy, you must go
to the place
where grass doth grow.
Thank you, strange duck.
Bye.
How lucky for me
that oblivious is he.
The boy is none the wiser
of my cart
of illegal moisturizer!
This is going out to
a little girl named Marceline.
♪ Marceline ♪
Marceline!
♪ Is it just you and me in
the wreckage of the world? ♪
♪ That must be so confusing
for a little girl ♪
Hey, old guy!
You know Marceline?
♪ And I know you're going to
need me here with you ♪
Hey.
Time for you to leave!
- Aah!
- ♪ But I'm losing myself ♪
♪ And I'm afraid
you're gonna lose me, too ♪
- Get back here!
- No!
Huh? Whoa!
♪ This magic keeps me alive ♪
♪ But it's making me crazy ♪
Old guy! Please!
Oh!
- Oomph!
- Ugh!
So...
big Marcy fan, huh?
♪♪
Simon!
Hi, gang.
I was just playing out
at Dirt Beer Guy's tavern
with my best stuff, and, uh...
then this guy showed up.
Aaaaaaahhhhh!
St. Marceline!
I'm...
just gonna to use your, um...
facilities.
So...
you know about Marcy then?
Do I?!
Half vampire, half demon,
half god!
Nice.
She single-handedly bested
the horrible dragon Larvo!
Larvo?
The dragon has returned.
The Glass Kingdom
needs you again, dude.
♪♪
She did it!
Marceline, you won!
Seriously?
Marceline!
Marceline!
Fine. We're done.
Marceline saved us
from the dragon!
Uuhhh, I dunno.
Yeah. We're sorry about
your kingdom, kid.
But we know other heroes
who could...
Pl-e-e-e-ease!
♪♪
Aah! Aah!
What?!
This is how I cope!
Aah!
Please don't!
I'm too old to die!
You're after Marceline?
Too bad, goopy!
She already left!
♪♪
Now, next to
the family of bugs, draw...
a silver tree.
Perfect.
Now what?
Hmm.
Above that tree, draw...
a panda with a hat.
That's silly.
I want to draw a walrus
in an overcoat.
No, no.
The panda is very important.
Okay, Mommy.
Give him a hat.
A biiiiig pointy hat.
You're gonna be a great artist
when you grow up, Marceline.
Yeah. I know.
Hey, why are we going this way?
Because it's the fastest route.
Why do you ask?
Nothing.
It's just...
I used to live around here.
What?! Really?
When was this?
I don't really wanna talk
about it.
Ooh, so mysterious all the time.
Just like your song!
Chk-chk!
How ya doin' back there,
Glassboy?!
This is all gonna go great.
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Wow! It's just as beautiful
as I remember it.
The great ceremonial
glass doorbell!
I love ceremony.
First, approach the bell quietly
and give it a single strike.
And now for the best part!
The welcome bowl!
Mmm! Sand.
I was thinking, if we have
some time left over
after you defeat the dragon,
then maybe...
Hey, Peebs,
can we get this over with?
No visitors.
We're in a state of emergency.
Yes!
And we're here to help...
Do you have a royal invitation?
Well, not officially, but...
No invite, no entry.
Get lost, pinky!
Okay, that's it.
Actually, someone probably
remembers me.
Aaahhh!
The great bell!
Vandals!
When the other shards get here,
they're gonna chiiiiiiip
yoooouuuu uuupppppp.
- How rude.
- Oh.
Where's the dragon?
Be cool.
I'll handle this with diplomacy.
Apologies for the unorthodox
entrance, Glass citizens.
Surround them now!
Uh-oh.
Filthy opaque intruders!
Glassboy!
Wait, I was being haughty!
It's wonderful to formally
meet you, Your Majesty.
STP!
I'm so happy to see you alive.
Well, we're not.
Glassboy snuck a pair
of trashwater harpies
into our perfect civ...
Into our perfect civilization.
Shards! Take him back
to the tower, you guys.
It's Marceline!
The real Marceline!
Bah! This could be any
run-of-the-mill cave hag.
Why should we believe you even?
Marceline...
What?! Huh!
Marcy!
Heh heh.
They're jellybeans.
It's not gross.
Rrrrrrgghhh!
Alright, whoever you are.
Let's play.
Ahh!
Dang.
Hey!
Get back here!
Rrrahh!
Why ya hidin', bro?
Oh. Aah!
Oh, no!
St. Marceline!
Whoa!
Sound waves?
Hey, Marceline!
Turn up the reverb!
Whew.
Marceline! Marceline!
Marceline! Marceline!
Bleh-heh-heh-heh!
Oh, yeah!
Oh, my gosh, she is so dope.
Marceline! Marceline!
By the way, I consider
"cave hag" a compliment.
Oooooooooo!
Hmph!
Next up?
Taking care of that dragon.
Marceline! Marceline!
Marceline! Marceline!
Marceline! Marceline!
Oh, yeeeahhh!
Redemption for Glassboy!
Cleansing spray?
Ack! Bleh!
Ah, you got sprayed!
That's a pretty high honor.
Whoa, wait.
Did you wanna be sprayed, too?
No, no.
I'm happy that everyone's
treating you so well.
I'm just...
It's like I'm nothing to them.
Hey.
You're everything to me, okay?
♪ So mad at the coconut ♪
♪ I'm sick of living
in the ocean ♪
How long will it take you
to write a new incantation?
Incantation?
The dragon's grown
too powerful to be repelled
by your original holy song.
♪ So mad at the coconut ♪
♪ I'm sick of living
in the ocean ♪
Dudes, your ceremony
isn't working
because you've been
donking up the lyrics.
Listen up, y'all.
Um... Peebs?
Are you gonna be okay
hearing this again?
Do what you have to do,
Marceline.
♪♪
♪♪
♪ Don't you see? ♪
♪ You're exactly
what I don't want to be ♪
♪ Honestly, you're a walking,
talking Candy tragedy ♪
♪ Can't believe that
I almost thought ♪
♪ That we were meant to be ♪
♪ Can't believe that I almost
thought you cared about me ♪
♪ I'm so glad that I woke up ♪
♪ I'm sick of living
under your thumb ♪
♪ I'm so glad that I woke up ♪
♪ I don't really care about
your stupid Candy Kingdom ♪
♪ I should say that you're
kind of a dictator in a way ♪
♪ You're to blame ♪
♪ You're a constant source
of misery and pain ♪
♪ What a shame ♪
♪ That you're so stuck-up ♪
♪ I know you won't change ♪
♪ Out of frame ♪
♪ No, I don't believe
you cared about me ♪
♪ 'Cause you left me drowning ♪
♪ I'm so glad that I woke up ♪
♪ I'm sick of living
under your thumb ♪
♪ I'm so glad that I woke up ♪
♪ I don't really care about
your stupid Candy Kingdom ♪
♪ I don't really care about
your stupid Candy Kingdom ♪
♪ You think
that you're so clever ♪
♪ Why you scared
of looking so dumb? ♪
♪ I don't really think
you're fit to rule ♪
♪ Your Candy Kingdom ♪
♪ We were getting closer, you
should know that I am so done ♪
♪ I don't really care
about you ♪
♪ No, I don't really
care about ♪
♪ I don't really care
about you ♪
♪ You ♪
♪ You're self-obsessed
and all the rest, and, PB ♪
♪ I'm so over it ♪
♪ I'm so glad that I woke up ♪
♪ I'm sick of living
under your thumb ♪
♪ I'm so glad that I woke up ♪
♪ I don't really care about
your stupid Candy Kingdom ♪
♪ I'm so glad that I woke up ♪
♪ I'm sick of living
under your thumb ♪
♪ I'm so glad that I woke up ♪
♪ I don't really care about
your stupid Candy Kingdom ♪
I guess you've still got it.
Listen, Bonnie...
you know
all that stuff I said...
Oh, I get it now!
That song's about her, isn't it?
Of course.
It's not even subtle.
Why didn't it work?
It's been like a million years
since that song worked.
Mind if I try?
What?
The Morrow was following us
with that the whole time?
Peebs, were you...
expecting me to fail?
We never did figure out
why your song
worked in the first place.
My next-gen barrier
will buy me time
to figure out Larvo's
true weakness.
The outsider's song just made
the dragon angrier and sassier.
What's your plan now?
- Alright, um...
- Marceline can do it.
Tell them, Princess.
Princess! Tell them!
Tell them, Princess!
Tell them!
Put a cork in it, Glassboy!
Please! Just get out of my face
for five seconds!
Ah! I got this.
I got this.
I got this.
No.
It has to be me.
I'll write a new angrier song.
♪ The other day! ♪
♪ You used my brush! ♪
♪ It was okay,
I... didn't... mind ♪
I'm just not that angry
young punk anymore.
It's like I don't even remember
what it's like to be
hurt and sad.
Mm-hmm.
No.
It's still in me somewhere.
I just have to go find it.
"Go"?
I have to go back.
Back to the place
where I was hurt the most.
Marcy!
This is a bad idea!
That's it!
That's the hat panda!
Look, Mom!
You're a regular cartographer,
Marcy.
We'll be at the secret
clubhouse party in no time.
Mom, will they have food there?
Every party has food.
All the good parties, anyway.
Hey, let's play a game.
I see...
something that starts
with an "S."
Huh.
Is it that scorpion?
No.
Is it that skeleton
under the scorpion?
Maybe we should play
something el...
Ooh! I see something
that starts with a "P."
Puppy!
This puppy's funny-looking.
Whazzaaap?
Uhh!
W'zup?!
Whoa, mama.
Bad doggy!
Huah!
Marceline!
Mommy?
Why are you looking
at me like that?
Whazzaaap?!
♪♪
Mmmmm-hooah!
You're so competent.
Yeah, I'm a pretty good stabber.
Thanks for volunteering.
The giant baster
seems excessive.
Check, check.
Is this what passes for music in
Cotton Candy Land or whatever?
Wha... Wha... What's this, now?
Look out!
Aah!
Eugh!
You've gone warped, Princess.
First Glassboy,
then that fakey Marceline.
Now you're putting faith
in a princess
even more helpless
than you, okay?
So either grow up or step aside.
♪♪
Oh, geez, oh, geez,
oh, geez, ahh, geez.
Don't worry, good people!
I've got this under control.
Just need a sec.
Yo, Peebs, listen to this.
♪♪
Why are you acting like this?
Oh, come on.
You love it.
They'll all be killed
if I don't figure out
how to defeat the dragon.
They're made of glass.
They break.
Who cares?
I do.
They need me.
Uh-huh.
- ♪ Ah ♪
- ♪ Aah ♪
♪ Aah, that hurts ♪
Stop it.
I don't have time for you
right now.
Ugh! why are you
being such a bummer?
Could you just get
out of my face
for five seconds, you jerk?!
If you didn't want me here,
then why did you ask me?!
I didn't!
They called for me,
and you tagged along.
Go home.
I honestly can't focus
with you here
acting like monster trash.
Well...
as long as we're being
really honest...
Come on.
Come on, come on.
Mom?
Am I...
a scary monster?
Marcy, come here.
Mommy!
Hey, sweetie.
I'm gonna fix this motorcycle
up for us,
but it's gonna take a while.
Here's a special VIP card to get
into the secret clubhouse.
- What?
- You're...
You're gonna be late
for the party.
Follow the map.
But I wanna stay with you.
Marceline!
I don't have time for you
right now!
♪♪
Secret clubhouse!
Boop!
Hello?
I see you.
Party!
♪♪
I've figured out a way
to stop Larvo for good.
It'll be risky.
Risky?
I'm on thin ice as it is.
I wish I could read lips.
You're a princess.
Yeah.
Which means protecting
your people no matter what.
Even when your vampire
girlfriend bails on you.
Oh!
We need a system to convey
a butt-ton of liquid.
But I don't have
the resources here.
My people can help.
Speech! Speech!
Speech! Speech!
Speech! Speech!
I have a plan to defeat Larvo.
Based on my research!
And it's going to require
all of us.
What's with the touchy-feely
inspirational jazz?
Can it!
I'm over you thimbleheads
always chipping my cups.
This is a crisis, and I intend
to lead with transparency.
Role model!
Right here.
Hm!
♪ Red light, red light ♪
♪ Always blinking ♪
♪ Red light, red light ♪
♪ What are you thinking? ♪
♪ Up above the pork and beans ♪
♪ Like a clown nose
in my dreams ♪
Whaddaya think, Lemmy?
"That was great."
"Yeah. You're so good at music,
Marceline."
"Why is your mom scared of you?
Where is she?"
She saw what I did
to the mean dog.
Then she found a scooter, and...
"That was her ticket
out of town."
"You scare everybody away,
Marceline.
Just like your dad."
"Hey, Marcy did that
on purpose."
Like a funny joke."
Yeah.
That's right.
When people get scared
and run away,
it's because I want them to!
What's up, Lemmy?
"Hey, dude."
This thing always got
on my nerves.
One new message.
Marceline...
you're there, aren't you?
Brave girl.
I'm sorry I had to trick you.
But you're tough enough to
handle this world on your own.
And it's not gonna change you
because you have a good heart.
I love you, Marceline.
I hope you can forgive me.
End of messages.
Ugh.
Mom...
Mom?
It's me, Glassboy!
Ha ha!
I heard something weird,
so I came in.
I wanna be alone right now!
Please don't send me away.
I-I'm just like you.
You don't say.
I thought I was sad that
See-Thru Princess turned on me,
but now I know it was
just punk-rock anger.
♪ See-Thru, I see right
through you ♪
♪ And someday,
everyone else will, too ♪
♪ That's not a gleam,
it's a glare ♪
♪ Unh!
You don't care ♪
♪ It's like you're not
even there ♪
♪ And I can't tell
if you're with me ♪
♪ It's a pity ♪
♪ You're so empty ♪
♪ And I see through ♪
♪ See through youuuu ♪
Ah!
Is that really
what I sound like?
Oh, what am I doing?
Huh?
We're here to reconnect
with your punk-rock anger!
Nah.
I need to be with Bubblegum.
She's good for me.
It's not her fault
I've got baggage.
Oh. Well...
when we get back, maybe I can
show you all my fave manga.
Uh...
Can't run.
My bass.
My bass!
♪♪
Ready?
Hm!
♪♪
Here it comes.
He got really big.
Down here, Larvo!
♪♪
Now!
I did it!
All that root beer
came from my body.
♪♪
Any other day
I would totally annihilate you
for wrecking my stuff.
Wha...
But Bonnie is more important.
Ha ha!
Eat it!
Aaah!
The molten one!
Caution!
Broken glass!
♪♪
It's just as we predicted.
It's going to destroy us all.
C'mon.
Now's our chance to act.
Run! Run! Run!
Oh, no.
I'm too late!
Run to the bridge!
Egress! Egress!
- Bonnie!
- Marceline!
Glassboy.
- Princess.
- Quick!
Get out your bass
and start singing.
My bass is smashed.
Aaah!
You loved that bass.
Well, um...
then your new song
must be extra angry and sad.
No.
It feels more like...
a wave of acceptance
has washed over me.
Nooooooo!
Hey.
I wrote a hateful song.
♪ See-Thru!
I see right through... ♪
Look out!
This thing really hates me.
♪♪
'Scuse me.
Whoo!
It's me you want!
Leave my princess alone!
Aah!
This is the last place
the beast will...
Huh?
I didn't think this through!
Glassboy!
Yeah, get in that death hole.
- So what now?
- The forcefield!
We'll crank it all the way up!
Yes! We can trap them
both in there forever!
- Aaah!
- Whoa!
Someone turned my forcefield
on full blast!
Uh, I think someone broke this.
Bail?
PB?
Is he breathing?
No.
But that's okay.
I don't think he breathes.
We gotta find a way out of here.
Aah, stop!
The forefield has destabilized
the entire chamber.
Why did I even create
a "full blast" setting?
Live and learn.
Hmm...
This is pretty bad, huh?
Yeah, pretty bad.
Probably should've
tried singing anyway.
I was sorta hoping
your song wouldn't work
so I could finally show
the Glass Kingdom
how much of a
scientific genius I am.
Well, mission accomplished?
I'm so sorry I left you
alone on this.
It's just...
being back here
where all this
bad stuff happened...
My mom and I didn't
talk about bad stuff.
When she got really sick,
she didn't even tell me.
She meant well, but I think
it messed me up
about being honest
about my feelings.
You and me are in
a good place now.
Well, not right now, obviously!
You know...
if this is really the end,
I have something
I want to sing to you.
♪♪
♪♪
♪ I know we'll never
grow old together ♪
♪ 'Cause you'll never
grow old to me ♪
♪ You're the pink
in my cheeks ♪
♪ And I'm scared,
'cause that means ♪
♪ I'm a little bit soft ♪
♪ But don't beat
yourself up, Bonnie ♪
♪ It wasn't just the sun
that I was hiding from ♪
♪ We were messed up kids ♪
♪ Who taught ourselves
how to live ♪
♪ And I'm still scared
that I'm not good enough ♪
♪ I've always felt
like a monster ♪
♪ Long before I was bit ♪
♪ But only seen
as a monster ♪
♪ Let's just say
I'm used to it ♪
♪♪
♪ And I grew tough 'cause love
had only hurt me back ♪
♪ But loving you's
a good problem to have ♪
♪ And I'm used to that ♪
♪ But I could get
used to this ♪
♪ Yeah, I'm used to that ♪
♪ But I could get
used to this ♪
♪♪
♪ And I know we'll never
grow old together ♪
♪ 'Cause you'll never
grow old to me ♪
♪ You're the pink
in my cheeks ♪
♪ And I love
that it means ♪
♪ I'm a
little bit soft ♪
♪ You're the pink
in my cheeks ♪
♪ And I love
that it means ♪
♪ I'm a
little bit soft ♪
Oh!
♪♪
Marceli... Oh, Glob!
I love you, okay?
At least they'll find
our skeletons entwined forever.
I don't have a skeleton,
but that's pretty romantic!
Stay back!
♪ La la la la la la,
laaaaaaa ♪
♪ La, la la la laaaaaaa ♪
Look, it's got a mushy center.
Just like me...
Yeah!
We can totally kill it now!
Peebs, no.
♪ La la la la la la
laaaaaaa ♪
Whoa!
Also, ewwww.
But mostly awwwww.
Shutting down the barrier?
Um, it's not advisable,
Majestyyyy.
Shut your blow holes!
You trapped my best friend
in there to die.
Shame!
Yo. My knife.
♪ La la la, la,
laaaaaaa ♪
♪ La la la la la
laaaaaaa ♪
Huh?
♪ La la la la la,
laaaaaaa ♪
Aww!
♪ La la la la la, la,
laaaaaaa ♪
This is going to cost
millions to reglaze.
Glassboy...
My Princess!
You're... You're...
Highness, are you alright?
What a tragic turn.
I am so sad to tell you
that your reign is over.
On account of that nasty crack.
No way.
♪♪
She got pants now.
We were taught that cracks
make us less,
but one brave boy
showed me the truth.
That's you, Glassboy.
Me!
You don't need to hide
that crack... ever.
All of you?
Why were you hiding them?
I was afraid people
would judge me...
the way I judge them.
Me too!
No, no, no!
Everyone, stop taking
your clothes off!
Hey, Sandy, what's this?
It's nothing!
You have one, too!
Frosty jerk!
How dare you!
Oh!
Sorry I ever doubted you.
Yeah, sorry for bullying you
your whole life.
Marceline,
you're in grave danger!
But don't worry.
I brought help!
Hooah!
Wee-oo wee-oo wee-oo wee...
Unh!
Hey, PB.
Y'all got monster trubs?
PB, are these friends of yours?
Have at you.
Aah!
Come on.
Yep.
These are my people.
And I'm really proud of them.
That man's towel just blew off.
My bad.
Eh.
♪♪
♪ Turns out this
broken glass will not be healin' ♪
♪♪
♪ And I'm just tryna put away
my feelings for you ♪
♪ 'Cause I messed up so bad,
thought I was dreamin' ♪
♪ I'm not sure ♪
♪ Of who I am anymore ♪
♪ But, honestly, I think
you are the coolest ♪
♪ And you don't even mind
that I'm a broken lost soul ♪
♪ And I don't wanna sound
all sweet and sappy ♪
♪ But all I wanna do
is make you happy ♪
♪ You know! ♪
Shards?
♪ Yeah,
all I really wanna do ♪
I must look a real mess.
Nuh-unh, you always look great
after fighting a monster.
You think so?
This is nice.
We never get to dance.
You're always
the one performing.
I have a lot more songs
I want to sing.
Reeeeeeal sappy ones.
Good.
I've always loved your songs.
♪ ...eternity with you ♪
♪ Yeah, all
I really want to do ♪
♪♪
♪ Is spend all of
eternity with y-o-o-ou ♪
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
Oh, come on.
You love it.
All citizens
of the Candy Kingdom.
Oh, my Glob.
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
See-Thru Princess!
The sun has set!
- Quit stalling!
- Begin the retelling!
Uhh, right...
Wait, wait!
Hold on, you guys!
Sorry I'm late, Princess.
- I was...
- Reading.
- Book-lovin' Glassboy.
- Bibliophile!
Doesn't everything
you read just leak outta ya?
That was a good one.
Okay, lights!
Back in the old days...
the wasteland desert was struck
with a bolt of magic lightning.
Kra-kow!
And thus was born
our glorious Glass Kingdom.
And for hundreds of years,
things were cool.
Until from deep within
the ancient furnace
rose the dragon Molto Larvo!
Ohhhh!
Larvo's fire gunked up our
entire kingdom.
It was real bad times
all 'round.
But the Lightning Lord above
saw our trouble and sent us...
- a hero.
- Marceline!
Yes.
Brave St. Marceline
came to our aid.
With her silver shovel
and a holy song,
she cast Larvo back
into the depths of the pit.
And once a year, we gather
to sing her holy song
to keep the monster
locked up in the furnace.
But...
what if Marceline slayed Larvo?
He hasn't been seen
since that day.
We don't have to be afraid
of the furnace anymore.
- What?
- What are you talking about?
I read about it
in this ancient book.
The furnace used to fix people.
Broken people...
like me.
Don't kid yourself, crack face.
I like the way you are.
Yeah, you have
a great "personality."
He does.
Choir master!
Make the children sing!
♪ So mad at the coconut ♪
♪ I'm sick of living
in the ocean ♪
♪ So mad at the coconut ♪
♪ I don't really care about
the stomping on the coconut ♪
♪ I don't really care about
the stomping on the coconut ♪
♪♪
♪♪
Aw, yeah.
The pit!
♪♪
♪♪
Hah!
It's working!
My life is turnin' around.
Oh.
Hi, Larvo.
I'm just gonna fix my crack...
and get
crackin'!
Ha ha. Ha ha.
Aah!
Aah!
♪♪
The key!
Crack!
♪♪
♪ So mad at the coconut ♪
Aah!
Crack!
Crack, crack,
crack, crack, crack, crack.
Crack, crack, crack, crack,
crack, crack... Oof!
Gotcha, key thief!
Glassboy?!
What have you done?!
I just wanted to fix myself.
Your hideous face
has angered the creature.
Hey, I'm sure he didn't mean...
No singing in the world can stop
the horrors to come now!
No, I can fix it.
I'll find Marceline.
Marceline lived
a hecka long time ago.
And you're going to
the jail tower for this.
What?
I know she's out there.
She's probably slaying
a dragon right now.
Raaaaaahhhhh!
Pbht!
Aah!
No! Yuck!
Thanks, ya goof.
♪ Boo,
I'm sorry, did I scare you? ♪
♪ Are you just afraid
of having fun? ♪
♪ Ha,
you don't think it's funny? ♪
♪ Then just run away
and leave me alone ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm laughing,
it's so funny ♪
♪ I'm laughing, seriously ♪
♪ I'm laughing, it's funny ♪
♪ I'll be laughing
when you leave me ♪
♪ Ha ha ha ha ha ♪
♪ Sorry, did I embarrass you? ♪
♪ It's just so easy to do ♪
♪ Come on, it's pretty
hilarious when you run away ♪
♪ I did it on purpose ♪
♪ People have so many rules
that I used to listen to ♪
♪ But I finally figured out ♪
♪ They don't know what
they're talking about ♪
♪ And I'm laughing,
it's so funny ♪
♪ I'm laughing, seriously ♪
♪ I'm laughing, it's funny ♪
♪ I'll be laughing
when you leave me ♪
♪ Everyone's so desperate to
appear like they're serious ♪
♪ Everyone's a scaredy-cat,
and I find it hilarious ♪
How's the song coming along?
It's pretty whatever, I dunno.
I rarely see you this focused.
Thanks, Peebs!
Wait.
Was that a diss?
No, no.
It's admirable.
You're so...
in the zone.
I guess I have been going
for a new sound this time.
I really wanna get it right.
Can I hear it?
Uhh...
alright.
♪♪
Okay! Nope!
No!
It's not done yet.
Hey, it's alright.
I can't wait to hear it
when it's ready.
I can't believe it.
Why would you release Glassboy?!
We need St. Marceline.
Glassboy knows more about her
than anyone.
Glassboy is a fool.
He'll take one step outside
and get his gross
crack stuck in his own foot.
He would!
I know.
That's why I said it.
I just...
It's my right, y'know.
Perhaps you should step down?
- No!
- He'll find Marceline!
Okay, but he's probably
already dead.
- Hmph!
- Princess!
- Princess!
- Wait!
We have more excellent advice!
Marceline...
♪♪
Mm. Huh?
Aah!
Who are you?
Good evening.
And how you been?
Are you the chump with dry skin?
No.
I'm looking for Marceline.
Oh, quack!
A boy with a head crack.
Hey!
Marceline, Marceline.
The Vampire Queen!
Through the Candy, you must go
to the place
where grass doth grow.
Thank you, strange duck.
Bye.
How lucky for me
that oblivious is he.
The boy is none the wiser
of my cart
of illegal moisturizer!
This is going out to
a little girl named Marceline.
♪ Marceline ♪
Marceline!
♪ Is it just you and me in
the wreckage of the world? ♪
♪ That must be so confusing
for a little girl ♪
Hey, old guy!
You know Marceline?
♪ And I know you're going to
need me here with you ♪
Hey.
Time for you to leave!
- Aah!
- ♪ But I'm losing myself ♪
♪ And I'm afraid
you're gonna lose me, too ♪
- Get back here!
- No!
Huh? Whoa!
♪ This magic keeps me alive ♪
♪ But it's making me crazy ♪
Old guy! Please!
Oh!
- Oomph!
- Ugh!
So...
big Marcy fan, huh?
♪♪
Simon!
Hi, gang.
I was just playing out
at Dirt Beer Guy's tavern
with my best stuff, and, uh...
then this guy showed up.
Aaaaaaahhhhh!
St. Marceline!
I'm...
just gonna to use your, um...
facilities.
So...
you know about Marcy then?
Do I?!
Half vampire, half demon,
half god!
Nice.
She single-handedly bested
the horrible dragon Larvo!
Larvo?
The dragon has returned.
The Glass Kingdom
needs you again, dude.
♪♪
She did it!
Marceline, you won!
Seriously?
Marceline!
Marceline!
Fine. We're done.
Marceline saved us
from the dragon!
Uuhhh, I dunno.
Yeah. We're sorry about
your kingdom, kid.
But we know other heroes
who could...
Pl-e-e-e-ease!
♪♪
Aah! Aah!
What?!
This is how I cope!
Aah!
Please don't!
I'm too old to die!
You're after Marceline?
Too bad, goopy!
She already left!
♪♪
Now, next to
the family of bugs, draw...
a silver tree.
Perfect.
Now what?
Hmm.
Above that tree, draw...
a panda with a hat.
That's silly.
I want to draw a walrus
in an overcoat.
No, no.
The panda is very important.
Okay, Mommy.
Give him a hat.
A biiiiig pointy hat.
You're gonna be a great artist
when you grow up, Marceline.
Yeah. I know.
Hey, why are we going this way?
Because it's the fastest route.
Why do you ask?
Nothing.
It's just...
I used to live around here.
What?! Really?
When was this?
I don't really wanna talk
about it.
Ooh, so mysterious all the time.
Just like your song!
Chk-chk!
How ya doin' back there,
Glassboy?!
This is all gonna go great.
♪♪
♪♪
Wow! It's just as beautiful
as I remember it.
The great ceremonial
glass doorbell!
I love ceremony.
First, approach the bell quietly
and give it a single strike.
And now for the best part!
The welcome bowl!
Mmm! Sand.
I was thinking, if we have
some time left over
after you defeat the dragon,
then maybe...
Hey, Peebs,
can we get this over with?
No visitors.
We're in a state of emergency.
Yes!
And we're here to help...
Do you have a royal invitation?
Well, not officially, but...
No invite, no entry.
Get lost, pinky!
Okay, that's it.
Actually, someone probably
remembers me.
Aaahhh!
The great bell!
Vandals!
When the other shards get here,
they're gonna chiiiiiiip
yoooouuuu uuupppppp.
- How rude.
- Oh.
Where's the dragon?
Be cool.
I'll handle this with diplomacy.
Apologies for the unorthodox
entrance, Glass citizens.
Surround them now!
Uh-oh.
Filthy opaque intruders!
Glassboy!
Wait, I was being haughty!
It's wonderful to formally
meet you, Your Majesty.
STP!
I'm so happy to see you alive.
Well, we're not.
Glassboy snuck a pair
of trashwater harpies
into our perfect civ...
Into our perfect civilization.
Shards! Take him back
to the tower, you guys.
It's Marceline!
The real Marceline!
Bah! This could be any
run-of-the-mill cave hag.
Why should we believe you even?
Marceline...
What?! Huh!
Marcy!
Heh heh.
They're jellybeans.
It's not gross.
Rrrrrrgghhh!
Alright, whoever you are.
Let's play.
Ahh!
Dang.
Hey!
Get back here!
Rrrahh!
Why ya hidin', bro?
Oh. Aah!
Oh, no!
St. Marceline!
Whoa!
Sound waves?
Hey, Marceline!
Turn up the reverb!
Whew.
Marceline! Marceline!
Marceline! Marceline!
Bleh-heh-heh-heh!
Oh, yeah!
Oh, my gosh, she is so dope.
Marceline! Marceline!
By the way, I consider
"cave hag" a compliment.
Oooooooooo!
Hmph!
Next up?
Taking care of that dragon.
Marceline! Marceline!
Marceline! Marceline!
Marceline! Marceline!
Oh, yeeeahhh!
Redemption for Glassboy!
Cleansing spray?
Ack! Bleh!
Ah, you got sprayed!
That's a pretty high honor.
Whoa, wait.
Did you wanna be sprayed, too?
No, no.
I'm happy that everyone's
treating you so well.
I'm just...
It's like I'm nothing to them.
Hey.
You're everything to me, okay?
♪ So mad at the coconut ♪
♪ I'm sick of living
in the ocean ♪
How long will it take you
to write a new incantation?
Incantation?
The dragon's grown
too powerful to be repelled
by your original holy song.
♪ So mad at the coconut ♪
♪ I'm sick of living
in the ocean ♪
Dudes, your ceremony
isn't working
because you've been
donking up the lyrics.
Listen up, y'all.
Um... Peebs?
Are you gonna be okay
hearing this again?
Do what you have to do,
Marceline.
♪♪
♪♪
♪ Don't you see? ♪
♪ You're exactly
what I don't want to be ♪
♪ Honestly, you're a walking,
talking Candy tragedy ♪
♪ Can't believe that
I almost thought ♪
♪ That we were meant to be ♪
♪ Can't believe that I almost
thought you cared about me ♪
♪ I'm so glad that I woke up ♪
♪ I'm sick of living
under your thumb ♪
♪ I'm so glad that I woke up ♪
♪ I don't really care about
your stupid Candy Kingdom ♪
♪ I should say that you're
kind of a dictator in a way ♪
♪ You're to blame ♪
♪ You're a constant source
of misery and pain ♪
♪ What a shame ♪
♪ That you're so stuck-up ♪
♪ I know you won't change ♪
♪ Out of frame ♪
♪ No, I don't believe
you cared about me ♪
♪ 'Cause you left me drowning ♪
♪ I'm so glad that I woke up ♪
♪ I'm sick of living
under your thumb ♪
♪ I'm so glad that I woke up ♪
♪ I don't really care about
your stupid Candy Kingdom ♪
♪ I don't really care about
your stupid Candy Kingdom ♪
♪ You think
that you're so clever ♪
♪ Why you scared
of looking so dumb? ♪
♪ I don't really think
you're fit to rule ♪
♪ Your Candy Kingdom ♪
♪ We were getting closer, you
should know that I am so done ♪
♪ I don't really care
about you ♪
♪ No, I don't really
care about ♪
♪ I don't really care
about you ♪
♪ You ♪
♪ You're self-obsessed
and all the rest, and, PB ♪
♪ I'm so over it ♪
♪ I'm so glad that I woke up ♪
♪ I'm sick of living
under your thumb ♪
♪ I'm so glad that I woke up ♪
♪ I don't really care about
your stupid Candy Kingdom ♪
♪ I'm so glad that I woke up ♪
♪ I'm sick of living
under your thumb ♪
♪ I'm so glad that I woke up ♪
♪ I don't really care about
your stupid Candy Kingdom ♪
I guess you've still got it.
Listen, Bonnie...
you know
all that stuff I said...
Oh, I get it now!
That song's about her, isn't it?
Of course.
It's not even subtle.
Why didn't it work?
It's been like a million years
since that song worked.
Mind if I try?
What?
The Morrow was following us
with that the whole time?
Peebs, were you...
expecting me to fail?
We never did figure out
why your song
worked in the first place.
My next-gen barrier
will buy me time
to figure out Larvo's
true weakness.
The outsider's song just made
the dragon angrier and sassier.
What's your plan now?
- Alright, um...
- Marceline can do it.
Tell them, Princess.
Princess! Tell them!
Tell them, Princess!
Tell them!
Put a cork in it, Glassboy!
Please! Just get out of my face
for five seconds!
Ah! I got this.
I got this.
I got this.
No.
It has to be me.
I'll write a new angrier song.
♪ The other day! ♪
♪ You used my brush! ♪
♪ It was okay,
I... didn't... mind ♪
I'm just not that angry
young punk anymore.
It's like I don't even remember
what it's like to be
hurt and sad.
Mm-hmm.
No.
It's still in me somewhere.
I just have to go find it.
"Go"?
I have to go back.
Back to the place
where I was hurt the most.
Marcy!
This is a bad idea!
That's it!
That's the hat panda!
Look, Mom!
You're a regular cartographer,
Marcy.
We'll be at the secret
clubhouse party in no time.
Mom, will they have food there?
Every party has food.
All the good parties, anyway.
Hey, let's play a game.
I see...
something that starts
with an "S."
Huh.
Is it that scorpion?
No.
Is it that skeleton
under the scorpion?
Maybe we should play
something el...
Ooh! I see something
that starts with a "P."
Puppy!
This puppy's funny-looking.
Whazzaaap?
Uhh!
W'zup?!
Whoa, mama.
Bad doggy!
Huah!
Marceline!
Mommy?
Why are you looking
at me like that?
Whazzaaap?!
♪♪
Mmmmm-hooah!
You're so competent.
Yeah, I'm a pretty good stabber.
Thanks for volunteering.
The giant baster
seems excessive.
Check, check.
Is this what passes for music in
Cotton Candy Land or whatever?
Wha... Wha... What's this, now?
Look out!
Aah!
Eugh!
You've gone warped, Princess.
First Glassboy,
then that fakey Marceline.
Now you're putting faith
in a princess
even more helpless
than you, okay?
So either grow up or step aside.
♪♪
Oh, geez, oh, geez,
oh, geez, ahh, geez.
Don't worry, good people!
I've got this under control.
Just need a sec.
Yo, Peebs, listen to this.
♪♪
Why are you acting like this?
Oh, come on.
You love it.
They'll all be killed
if I don't figure out
how to defeat the dragon.
They're made of glass.
They break.
Who cares?
I do.
They need me.
Uh-huh.
- ♪ Ah ♪
- ♪ Aah ♪
♪ Aah, that hurts ♪
Stop it.
I don't have time for you
right now.
Ugh! why are you
being such a bummer?
Could you just get
out of my face
for five seconds, you jerk?!
If you didn't want me here,
then why did you ask me?!
I didn't!
They called for me,
and you tagged along.
Go home.
I honestly can't focus
with you here
acting like monster trash.
Well...
as long as we're being
really honest...
Come on.
Come on, come on.
Mom?
Am I...
a scary monster?
Marcy, come here.
Mommy!
Hey, sweetie.
I'm gonna fix this motorcycle
up for us,
but it's gonna take a while.
Here's a special VIP card to get
into the secret clubhouse.
- What?
- You're...
You're gonna be late
for the party.
Follow the map.
But I wanna stay with you.
Marceline!
I don't have time for you
right now!
♪♪
Secret clubhouse!
Boop!
Hello?
I see you.
Party!
♪♪
I've figured out a way
to stop Larvo for good.
It'll be risky.
Risky?
I'm on thin ice as it is.
I wish I could read lips.
You're a princess.
Yeah.
Which means protecting
your people no matter what.
Even when your vampire
girlfriend bails on you.
Oh!
We need a system to convey
a butt-ton of liquid.
But I don't have
the resources here.
My people can help.
Speech! Speech!
Speech! Speech!
Speech! Speech!
I have a plan to defeat Larvo.
Based on my research!
And it's going to require
all of us.
What's with the touchy-feely
inspirational jazz?
Can it!
I'm over you thimbleheads
always chipping my cups.
This is a crisis, and I intend
to lead with transparency.
Role model!
Right here.
Hm!
♪ Red light, red light ♪
♪ Always blinking ♪
♪ Red light, red light ♪
♪ What are you thinking? ♪
♪ Up above the pork and beans ♪
♪ Like a clown nose
in my dreams ♪
Whaddaya think, Lemmy?
"That was great."
"Yeah. You're so good at music,
Marceline."
"Why is your mom scared of you?
Where is she?"
She saw what I did
to the mean dog.
Then she found a scooter, and...
"That was her ticket
out of town."
"You scare everybody away,
Marceline.
Just like your dad."
"Hey, Marcy did that
on purpose."
Like a funny joke."
Yeah.
That's right.
When people get scared
and run away,
it's because I want them to!
What's up, Lemmy?
"Hey, dude."
This thing always got
on my nerves.
One new message.
Marceline...
you're there, aren't you?
Brave girl.
I'm sorry I had to trick you.
But you're tough enough to
handle this world on your own.
And it's not gonna change you
because you have a good heart.
I love you, Marceline.
I hope you can forgive me.
End of messages.
Ugh.
Mom...
Mom?
It's me, Glassboy!
Ha ha!
I heard something weird,
so I came in.
I wanna be alone right now!
Please don't send me away.
I-I'm just like you.
You don't say.
I thought I was sad that
See-Thru Princess turned on me,
but now I know it was
just punk-rock anger.
♪ See-Thru, I see right
through you ♪
♪ And someday,
everyone else will, too ♪
♪ That's not a gleam,
it's a glare ♪
♪ Unh!
You don't care ♪
♪ It's like you're not
even there ♪
♪ And I can't tell
if you're with me ♪
♪ It's a pity ♪
♪ You're so empty ♪
♪ And I see through ♪
♪ See through youuuu ♪
Ah!
Is that really
what I sound like?
Oh, what am I doing?
Huh?
We're here to reconnect
with your punk-rock anger!
Nah.
I need to be with Bubblegum.
She's good for me.
It's not her fault
I've got baggage.
Oh. Well...
when we get back, maybe I can
show you all my fave manga.
Uh...
Can't run.
My bass.
My bass!
♪♪
Ready?
Hm!
♪♪
Here it comes.
He got really big.
Down here, Larvo!
♪♪
Now!
I did it!
All that root beer
came from my body.
♪♪
Any other day
I would totally annihilate you
for wrecking my stuff.
Wha...
But Bonnie is more important.
Ha ha!
Eat it!
Aaah!
The molten one!
Caution!
Broken glass!
♪♪
It's just as we predicted.
It's going to destroy us all.
C'mon.
Now's our chance to act.
Run! Run! Run!
Oh, no.
I'm too late!
Run to the bridge!
Egress! Egress!
- Bonnie!
- Marceline!
Glassboy.
- Princess.
- Quick!
Get out your bass
and start singing.
My bass is smashed.
Aaah!
You loved that bass.
Well, um...
then your new song
must be extra angry and sad.
No.
It feels more like...
a wave of acceptance
has washed over me.
Nooooooo!
Hey.
I wrote a hateful song.
♪ See-Thru!
I see right through... ♪
Look out!
This thing really hates me.
♪♪
'Scuse me.
Whoo!
It's me you want!
Leave my princess alone!
Aah!
This is the last place
the beast will...
Huh?
I didn't think this through!
Glassboy!
Yeah, get in that death hole.
- So what now?
- The forcefield!
We'll crank it all the way up!
Yes! We can trap them
both in there forever!
- Aaah!
- Whoa!
Someone turned my forcefield
on full blast!
Uh, I think someone broke this.
Bail?
PB?
Is he breathing?
No.
But that's okay.
I don't think he breathes.
We gotta find a way out of here.
Aah, stop!
The forefield has destabilized
the entire chamber.
Why did I even create
a "full blast" setting?
Live and learn.
Hmm...
This is pretty bad, huh?
Yeah, pretty bad.
Probably should've
tried singing anyway.
I was sorta hoping
your song wouldn't work
so I could finally show
the Glass Kingdom
how much of a
scientific genius I am.
Well, mission accomplished?
I'm so sorry I left you
alone on this.
It's just...
being back here
where all this
bad stuff happened...
My mom and I didn't
talk about bad stuff.
When she got really sick,
she didn't even tell me.
She meant well, but I think
it messed me up
about being honest
about my feelings.
You and me are in
a good place now.
Well, not right now, obviously!
You know...
if this is really the end,
I have something
I want to sing to you.
♪♪
♪♪
♪ I know we'll never
grow old together ♪
♪ 'Cause you'll never
grow old to me ♪
♪ You're the pink
in my cheeks ♪
♪ And I'm scared,
'cause that means ♪
♪ I'm a little bit soft ♪
♪ But don't beat
yourself up, Bonnie ♪
♪ It wasn't just the sun
that I was hiding from ♪
♪ We were messed up kids ♪
♪ Who taught ourselves
how to live ♪
♪ And I'm still scared
that I'm not good enough ♪
♪ I've always felt
like a monster ♪
♪ Long before I was bit ♪
♪ But only seen
as a monster ♪
♪ Let's just say
I'm used to it ♪
♪♪
♪ And I grew tough 'cause love
had only hurt me back ♪
♪ But loving you's
a good problem to have ♪
♪ And I'm used to that ♪
♪ But I could get
used to this ♪
♪ Yeah, I'm used to that ♪
♪ But I could get
used to this ♪
♪♪
♪ And I know we'll never
grow old together ♪
♪ 'Cause you'll never
grow old to me ♪
♪ You're the pink
in my cheeks ♪
♪ And I love
that it means ♪
♪ I'm a
little bit soft ♪
♪ You're the pink
in my cheeks ♪
♪ And I love
that it means ♪
♪ I'm a
little bit soft ♪
Oh!
♪♪
Marceli... Oh, Glob!
I love you, okay?
At least they'll find
our skeletons entwined forever.
I don't have a skeleton,
but that's pretty romantic!
Stay back!
♪ La la la la la la,
laaaaaaa ♪
♪ La, la la la laaaaaaa ♪
Look, it's got a mushy center.
Just like me...
Yeah!
We can totally kill it now!
Peebs, no.
♪ La la la la la la
laaaaaaa ♪
Whoa!
Also, ewwww.
But mostly awwwww.
Shutting down the barrier?
Um, it's not advisable,
Majestyyyy.
Shut your blow holes!
You trapped my best friend
in there to die.
Shame!
Yo. My knife.
♪ La la la, la,
laaaaaaa ♪
♪ La la la la la
laaaaaaa ♪
Huh?
♪ La la la la la,
laaaaaaa ♪
Aww!
♪ La la la la la, la,
laaaaaaa ♪
This is going to cost
millions to reglaze.
Glassboy...
My Princess!
You're... You're...
Highness, are you alright?
What a tragic turn.
I am so sad to tell you
that your reign is over.
On account of that nasty crack.
No way.
♪♪
She got pants now.
We were taught that cracks
make us less,
but one brave boy
showed me the truth.
That's you, Glassboy.
Me!
You don't need to hide
that crack... ever.
All of you?
Why were you hiding them?
I was afraid people
would judge me...
the way I judge them.
Me too!
No, no, no!
Everyone, stop taking
your clothes off!
Hey, Sandy, what's this?
It's nothing!
You have one, too!
Frosty jerk!
How dare you!
Oh!
Sorry I ever doubted you.
Yeah, sorry for bullying you
your whole life.
Marceline,
you're in grave danger!
But don't worry.
I brought help!
Hooah!
Wee-oo wee-oo wee-oo wee...
Unh!
Hey, PB.
Y'all got monster trubs?
PB, are these friends of yours?
Have at you.
Aah!
Come on.
Yep.
These are my people.
And I'm really proud of them.
That man's towel just blew off.
My bad.
Eh.
♪♪
♪ Turns out this
broken glass will not be healin' ♪
♪♪
♪ And I'm just tryna put away
my feelings for you ♪
♪ 'Cause I messed up so bad,
thought I was dreamin' ♪
♪ I'm not sure ♪
♪ Of who I am anymore ♪
♪ But, honestly, I think
you are the coolest ♪
♪ And you don't even mind
that I'm a broken lost soul ♪
♪ And I don't wanna sound
all sweet and sappy ♪
♪ But all I wanna do
is make you happy ♪
♪ You know! ♪
Shards?
♪ Yeah,
all I really wanna do ♪
I must look a real mess.
Nuh-unh, you always look great
after fighting a monster.
You think so?
This is nice.
We never get to dance.
You're always
the one performing.
I have a lot more songs
I want to sing.
Reeeeeeal sappy ones.
Good.
I've always loved your songs.
♪ ...eternity with you ♪
♪ Yeah, all
I really want to do ♪
♪♪
♪ Is spend all of
eternity with y-o-o-ou ♪
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
Oh, come on.
You love it.