Adventure Time (2010–2018): Season 6, Episode 39 - Be Sweet - full transcript
A fed up Lumpy Space Princess leaves the woods for a glamorous career in babysitting.
♪ Adventure time ♪
♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ We'll go to very
distant lands ♪
♪ With Jake the dog
and Finn the human ♪
♪ The fun will never end ♪
♪ It's adventure time ♪
*ADVENTURE TIME*
Season 06 Episode 39
Episode Title:
"Be Sweet"
Sync corrections by srjanapala
Ugh.
Reduced to marking my
camp with bear sweat.
Those bears did not want
to give up that sweat,
but it keeps the rodents from
nibbling my lumps while I sleep.
Ouch! I feel
something crunchy!
Like fried chicken!
Oh, it is fried chicken!
Oh, my glob...
Forest creature!
I'd better eat it
real fast!
Get back here!
Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.
Aah!
What my life has become!
Hello?
Oh, my glob!
Oh, wonderful!
Welcome in, LSP.
Uh, I want to go through...
This place is
so clean and nice!
You're so kind.
Do you have a sink?!
Uh, there's one in
the kitchen, and...
I'll use the one
in the kitchen!
I need to tell
you all the s...
Get me a towel!
Help me down!
O-okay, I-I really do need
to tell you how to care
for sweet P.
Uh, there's a
proper procedure
For sweet P's
special tuck-in time.
You have to be
real sweet to him
Pat him gently on the head,
kiss his cheeks...
What?
And give him treats.
Sing to him real,
real soft and
sweet and touch your forehead
to his and think the words,
"you are more precious than
anything in this world,
And I will always,
always love you."
Then he'll fall asleep
and have sweet dreams.
Oh, my glob,
I'll do all that!
Okay, bye!
Have a wonderful time!
Time to get down
to the chill-out!
What a princess
like me deserves.
Aah! Don't hurt me!
I'm Sweet P.
I didn't know
you were huge.
I'm hungry.
Okay, let's check
what's in the fridge.
Do you like pizza?
I like pizza.
Get the pizza,
Sweet P!
Now I can kick back.
Refrigerators
are just great!
I never stopped to think
how great they are.
Now I'm cold, though.
Oh, what?!
I'm still cold.
Rich-person indoor fire
is just so great.
I'm feeling all toasty!
Must be time for toast!
I'm waiting...
Waiting...
Waiting...
All done!
It's not black and crunchy
like when I throw bread
into my campfire.
This music's way
better than owls' hoots.
I deserve this.
No! You're an animal!
You can't come inside!
I'm ready to be
tucked in now.
Hello?
Will you be sweet to me?
Sweetness must be out there
in the night to guide my
sleepy boat right.
Yo!
Hey, Marcy!
Lspita bread, what's up?
Just chillin' in my
awesome bubble bath!
Did you break into
someone's house again?
I have a new life
now and a career
I didn't know you
had any skills.
Success isn't
about skills.
It's about being cool.
These people just randomly
approached me, like,
"hey, we will totally pay you
to hang out in our sick mansion
and feed our baby
or whatever."
Well, good for you, dude.
I mean, I feel like a totally
new person now that I'm finally
getting what I deserve.
Oh, my glob,
what is that?!
Aah!
LSP?
Mm.
Take this, you dandruff!
LSP.
Huh?
You don't belong here in
the world of decent people.
You belong in
the woods with...
Garbage animals!
Noooooooo!
Will you be sweet to me?
Will you kiss my cheeks?
Will you give me treats?
Blech!
Will you be sweet to me?
Wee-ooo! Wee-ooo!
Wee-ooo! Wee-ooo!
Agh!
Look what you've done, LSP.
Huh?
You made it gross.
Everything you
touch turns gross!
Uh...
Just like you!
Aah!
You don't really think you
deserved any of this, do you?
You're a rat, just a
giant rat that wandered
into somebody's
nice house.
I'm a good person!
I take care of babies!
Look!
Baby Sweet P?
Baby Sweet P!
Oh, my glob,
I lost the baby!
I lost the baby!
I'm a bad person!
Just accept that
you're garbage!
Hi-yah!
Baby Sweet P!
Have you seen a big,
fat child around here?!
Have you seen
my enormous baby?!
If only I'd
cooked the pizza!
I could've
eaten some, too!
I'm so stupid!
You got to help me!
I lost some old
couple's baby
'cause I didn't
do the sweet things!
I just wanted a
bubble bath, and...
How did I lose
something so
BI-I-I-I-G?!
Ma'am, you're gonna
have to come with us.
Baby Sweet P!
Give me that donut!
No!
I'm not a bad person!
I'm not a bad person!
Huh?
Hey, big baby!
I found you!
LSP!
Sweet P!
I'm so sorry!
I should've been
sweet to you!
Here, okay, um...
Pat very gently
on the head...
Kiss on both cheeks...
Mwah! Mwah!
Treat.
Mmm!
Uh, and sing
something sweet.
♪ Butter cakes, cupcakes,
and ice-cream cakes ♪
♪ small baby bums and the
friendship of puppies ♪
You are more
precious than anything in
this world, and I will always,
always love you.
Aww!
We're ho-o-me!
Shh!
He's asleep.
Why is Sweet P's blanket
on the wall...
Shh!
Mr. and Mrs. Pig Trunks,
I have some good news.
Sweet P has grown so attached to
me that it would be cruel for me
to leave him, obviously.
SO...
Yes, I will accept
the position
as your live-in nanny!
Huh?
Partake of the chicken.
Chicken...
This is good chicken!
Maybe we can get,
uh, Neptr to sit.
I don't know.
Mama?
I had that dream again...
The one where I'm a comet boy.
Oh, really?
Yeah, coming back to
Ooo over and over,
and there was a fake comet,
a beard man in a spaceship.
My, what an imagination...
The comet...
Approacheth.
♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ We'll go to very
distant lands ♪
♪ With Jake the dog
and Finn the human ♪
♪ The fun will never end ♪
♪ It's adventure time ♪
*ADVENTURE TIME*
Season 06 Episode 39
Episode Title:
"Be Sweet"
Sync corrections by srjanapala
Ugh.
Reduced to marking my
camp with bear sweat.
Those bears did not want
to give up that sweat,
but it keeps the rodents from
nibbling my lumps while I sleep.
Ouch! I feel
something crunchy!
Like fried chicken!
Oh, it is fried chicken!
Oh, my glob...
Forest creature!
I'd better eat it
real fast!
Get back here!
Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.
Aah!
What my life has become!
Hello?
Oh, my glob!
Oh, wonderful!
Welcome in, LSP.
Uh, I want to go through...
This place is
so clean and nice!
You're so kind.
Do you have a sink?!
Uh, there's one in
the kitchen, and...
I'll use the one
in the kitchen!
I need to tell
you all the s...
Get me a towel!
Help me down!
O-okay, I-I really do need
to tell you how to care
for sweet P.
Uh, there's a
proper procedure
For sweet P's
special tuck-in time.
You have to be
real sweet to him
Pat him gently on the head,
kiss his cheeks...
What?
And give him treats.
Sing to him real,
real soft and
sweet and touch your forehead
to his and think the words,
"you are more precious than
anything in this world,
And I will always,
always love you."
Then he'll fall asleep
and have sweet dreams.
Oh, my glob,
I'll do all that!
Okay, bye!
Have a wonderful time!
Time to get down
to the chill-out!
What a princess
like me deserves.
Aah! Don't hurt me!
I'm Sweet P.
I didn't know
you were huge.
I'm hungry.
Okay, let's check
what's in the fridge.
Do you like pizza?
I like pizza.
Get the pizza,
Sweet P!
Now I can kick back.
Refrigerators
are just great!
I never stopped to think
how great they are.
Now I'm cold, though.
Oh, what?!
I'm still cold.
Rich-person indoor fire
is just so great.
I'm feeling all toasty!
Must be time for toast!
I'm waiting...
Waiting...
Waiting...
All done!
It's not black and crunchy
like when I throw bread
into my campfire.
This music's way
better than owls' hoots.
I deserve this.
No! You're an animal!
You can't come inside!
I'm ready to be
tucked in now.
Hello?
Will you be sweet to me?
Sweetness must be out there
in the night to guide my
sleepy boat right.
Yo!
Hey, Marcy!
Lspita bread, what's up?
Just chillin' in my
awesome bubble bath!
Did you break into
someone's house again?
I have a new life
now and a career
I didn't know you
had any skills.
Success isn't
about skills.
It's about being cool.
These people just randomly
approached me, like,
"hey, we will totally pay you
to hang out in our sick mansion
and feed our baby
or whatever."
Well, good for you, dude.
I mean, I feel like a totally
new person now that I'm finally
getting what I deserve.
Oh, my glob,
what is that?!
Aah!
LSP?
Mm.
Take this, you dandruff!
LSP.
Huh?
You don't belong here in
the world of decent people.
You belong in
the woods with...
Garbage animals!
Noooooooo!
Will you be sweet to me?
Will you kiss my cheeks?
Will you give me treats?
Blech!
Will you be sweet to me?
Wee-ooo! Wee-ooo!
Wee-ooo! Wee-ooo!
Agh!
Look what you've done, LSP.
Huh?
You made it gross.
Everything you
touch turns gross!
Uh...
Just like you!
Aah!
You don't really think you
deserved any of this, do you?
You're a rat, just a
giant rat that wandered
into somebody's
nice house.
I'm a good person!
I take care of babies!
Look!
Baby Sweet P?
Baby Sweet P!
Oh, my glob,
I lost the baby!
I lost the baby!
I'm a bad person!
Just accept that
you're garbage!
Hi-yah!
Baby Sweet P!
Have you seen a big,
fat child around here?!
Have you seen
my enormous baby?!
If only I'd
cooked the pizza!
I could've
eaten some, too!
I'm so stupid!
You got to help me!
I lost some old
couple's baby
'cause I didn't
do the sweet things!
I just wanted a
bubble bath, and...
How did I lose
something so
BI-I-I-I-G?!
Ma'am, you're gonna
have to come with us.
Baby Sweet P!
Give me that donut!
No!
I'm not a bad person!
I'm not a bad person!
Huh?
Hey, big baby!
I found you!
LSP!
Sweet P!
I'm so sorry!
I should've been
sweet to you!
Here, okay, um...
Pat very gently
on the head...
Kiss on both cheeks...
Mwah! Mwah!
Treat.
Mmm!
Uh, and sing
something sweet.
♪ Butter cakes, cupcakes,
and ice-cream cakes ♪
♪ small baby bums and the
friendship of puppies ♪
You are more
precious than anything in
this world, and I will always,
always love you.
Aww!
We're ho-o-me!
Shh!
He's asleep.
Why is Sweet P's blanket
on the wall...
Shh!
Mr. and Mrs. Pig Trunks,
I have some good news.
Sweet P has grown so attached to
me that it would be cruel for me
to leave him, obviously.
SO...
Yes, I will accept
the position
as your live-in nanny!
Huh?
Partake of the chicken.
Chicken...
This is good chicken!
Maybe we can get,
uh, Neptr to sit.
I don't know.
Mama?
I had that dream again...
The one where I'm a comet boy.
Oh, really?
Yeah, coming back to
Ooo over and over,
and there was a fake comet,
a beard man in a spaceship.
My, what an imagination...
The comet...
Approacheth.