Adventure Time (2010–2018): Season 6, Episode 12 - Ocarina - full transcript
Kim Kil Whan wants to teach his dad Jake responsibility.
♪ Adventure Time ♪
♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ We'll go to very
distant lands ♪
♪ With Jake the dog
and Finn the human ♪
♪ The fun will never end ♪
♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
*ADVENTURE TIME*
Season 06 Episode 12
Episode Title :
"Ocarina"
Synchronized by srjanapala
Ugh! I'm covered in newbs.
__
- Aah! I've got hunger cranks.
- Hmm? Oh, yes!
- That's very interesting.
- Kim Kil Whan.
Rrrrraahh!
Mom, when are we gonna eat?!
I'm goin' nuts!
__
Seriously, mom,
dad's already three hours late
with the food!
You hush, junior!
You know
dad's a wonderful cook.
Viola, when's the last time
you even heard from dad?
Oh, you know.
Dad is... Distractible.
Ah, ha, hah! "Distractible!"
Yeah, I love dad and everything,
but he's only ever met me twice.
Charlie, Viola, Tv,
Jake Jr, Kim Kil Whan.
__
Whoo!
Whoo! Whoo-hoo!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
We're real late!
Happy birthday, puppies!
Okay, so, putting it out there...
I didn't remember to
bring you guys any
birthday presents,
but I did bring lunch!
It's macaroni salad.
Dad, you're beautiful!
Dad! We have new
business to discuss.
Happy birthday, Kim Kil Whan!
Birthdays are old business.
Whoa, ho, hoh, neat.
Um, well,
how are things goin', son?
"Things"?
"Things" have switched hands.
- I get it.
- Dad, when I say that
things have switched
hands, I mean to say that
things you have
previously claimed
ownership of have
transferred from your hands
to my hands, in that...
- I bought your tree house.
- What?!
What... the deed to
your tree house.
How... acquired
through legal trade.
From whom...
the deed's previous owner,
Marceline
the Vampire Queen.
In exchange for one lunatic bass.
When... effective immediately.
But, son, why?
We will convene at the property.
Sorry I'm late. Okay.
So, as the deed holder of
this tree house,
I am now your landlord.
The first thing
I'm going to have to do
is assess your treasure room.
But, son, I'm your pop.
What would your mother say,
doing this to your poor pip-pop!
I'm sorry, dad.
Deeds don't bleed.
Okay, son, get ready to be
glitter-stunned by all this treasu...
Oh, yeah! We spent all of it.
All we have left are these
vintage photos
I got at the flea market.
They're interesting!
Woof. All right,
so, I guess this is the apartment
the two of you can afford.
It's a ladder.
Yeah? Yeah. Send them on over.
Sorry about that.
Anyway, as you can see,
this beauty offers
direct first and
second-floor access,
superb craftsmanship,
and et cetera. I...
Suppose you're familiar.
- Yes, Finn?
- Yeah, when do we get our house back?
What?
Excuse me.
- Good afternoon.
- Yes, right this way.
I've got 37 available units
to show in this building,
so we're gonna want
to get right to it.
Please, step inside. There we go.
- Is that everyone?
- Good, good!
Please make your way upstairs,
and we'll begin the tour.
And, you two, go ahead and
make yourselves at home.
Rent's due on the 1st.
No overnight guests.
Oh, and flush once after you boom-boom
but before you start using the T.P.,
and then once more in the middle of using
the T.P. if you're going to use a lot.
It's... easier on the pipes. Okay,
call me if you need me.
Hey, Finn,
I'm real sorry about this.
Somehow, I feel like
it's kind of my fault.
Nah, man!
It's really not so bad.
Let's just sleep on it tonight.
- You're gonna sleep like that?
- Yeah, man. It's tough. I'm a tough kid.
I promise I'll
work this thi...
Gee, but it's great to
be back home, eh, Mr. B.?
Yeah. I can't wait
to wash my gross, fat butt.
Ugh!
Oh, oh, holy cow! Oh!
Oh, boy, please hurry.
Yes, he's inside my
apartment right now.
- Oh, I'm so scared.
- Hey, buddy, you okay?
- Glob, now there's two of 'em!
- I just feel like if we're patient,
this whole thing will work itself out
before you know it.
See, man?
Help is on the way.
Man, can I tell you something?
I don't even know
what's going on, here.
I mean, like, what
the heck is a deed?
How come he can buy our
house when it's our house and
Marceline gave it
to us and we live there?
And now we're arrested?
This is crazy! It's crazy!
Man, don't you know?
The laws ain't made to help
- earthy cats like us.
- They're not?
Nah, man! Listen.
Here on our planet, back in the old days...
Back in the real old days.
It was just every man
for hisself,
scrooblin' and scrat-scroblin'
for the good stuff,
the greenest valleys,
and scrat-scroblin'.
And the strongest,
meanest men got the best stuff.
They got the green valleys
and were like, "the rest of you,
y'all scrats get sand."
And that's
when they made the laws, you see.
Once the strong guys
got it how they liked it,
they said
"this is fair now.
This is the law." Once they were
winning, they changed the rules up.
- Whoa, just like Kim Kil Whan.
- Hey, good news, fellas.
Your bail's paid.
You're free to go.
- Ah, hah! That's awesome!
- Yeah!
- Yeahhh! Awesome!
- Yeah, real "awesome."
Hey, Kim Kil Whan! Aw, buddy,
I knew you'd come around.
Fathers and sons, man.
That's that real thick chowder.
- What's this?
- This is a bill for the bail I just paid.
Oh! You're really in
it deep, here dad.
It's time for you to get real.
Get a job. No more games.
Come on, son, just let me
do the... Lah blah blah...
- Aah! Man, where did I go wrong?
- I don't know, but I'm not tryin'
to be sleepin' on a ladder anymore, so
let's just get a bunch of scroot together
and buy our house back.
Then you two can hash it out later.
Yeah, you're right. So, wanna
rob a bank or somethin'?
Well, actually, I was thinking
maybe Kim Kil Whan was right.
- Maybe we should get jobs or somethin'.
- Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Oh, no, wait! I just remembered
I buried a ton of gold in the front yard!
Yes!
Oh, yes, yes, absolutely.
Small pets are allowed with an
- additional deposit.
- Excellent.
- Watch it!
- Excuse me.
- Almost got it.
- Hey, son! I'm glad you're here.
Bad news, ya scrat!
We're buying our house back!
- Oh, yeah? With what?
- With this! - Yeah!
Oh, I see. With the gold you dug out
of my lawn, which is therefore mine.
Now, since I have a job,
I must be going. Ciao!
- And fill in that hole.
- I'm gonna be frank, here.
- Your son's a real-time jingle-blaster.
- I know, I know.
Kim Kil Whan's a real out-loud
flim-flammer, and that's okay, I guess,
but why, why, would he do
this to his pip-plop-plop?
Oh, wait! You know,
like, like, maybe he's
got a secret problem he
can't tell us about,
like with mob goons...
Like, like gambling
- debts or something.
- Oh, that's it! You're right!
If we help him out of his secret jam,
he won't need our money anymore.
Look, there he goes now. Come on,
let's follow him to the mob goons!
You sure this is right, Jake?
I've never seen this place before.
- Looks like a fairy tale.
- Yeah, man, the nose knows.
I smelled him go in there...
And then I smelled him go up there.
Whoa! Kim Kil Whan is rich,
like wow, like, hello, what?
But if he doesn't need our
money, what does he need?
Throw pebbles at the
glass to get his attention.
Hey, son! - Dad?
What are you doing here?
Shouldn't you be at work?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no. I never
even looked for a job.
- Really?
- I was thinking about
you buyin' our tree house.
I figured out that
you don't need our money,
so maybe you'd consider
my counteroffer...
Father love!
I love you, I love you, I love you,
I love you, I love you, I love you,
I love you, I love you, I love you,
I love you, I love you, I love you,
I love you, I love you, I love you,
I love you, I love you, I love you,
I love you, I love
you, I love you.
Come on, open it!
It's an ocarina.
- I made it for you.
- Oh!
Whenever you play it, you'll be
reminded of your pep-pant's love.
Thanks, dad.
Yeah, it's not hollow. I made
the holes with the back end of a pencil.
I suppose I could accept
the ocarina as legal trade.
The tree house is yours, dad.
- Okay. Take care, dad. I'll call.
- I'll call! Okay, bye, dad.
- Later, son! Yeah!
- Yeah, all right! Daddin'!
- Sweetheart, how did it go?
- Eh, all right, I guess.
I don't know.
He still lives the life of a child.
I mean, it's his choice,
but I really thought
if he got a job and moved
out of that tree house,
- it could have put some fire under him.
- Aw, I'm sorry, sweets.
No, I think I was wrong
about dad.
I think he's good.
♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ We'll go to very
distant lands ♪
♪ With Jake the dog
and Finn the human ♪
♪ The fun will never end ♪
♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
*ADVENTURE TIME*
Season 06 Episode 12
Episode Title :
"Ocarina"
Synchronized by srjanapala
Ugh! I'm covered in newbs.
__
- Aah! I've got hunger cranks.
- Hmm? Oh, yes!
- That's very interesting.
- Kim Kil Whan.
Rrrrraahh!
Mom, when are we gonna eat?!
I'm goin' nuts!
__
Seriously, mom,
dad's already three hours late
with the food!
You hush, junior!
You know
dad's a wonderful cook.
Viola, when's the last time
you even heard from dad?
Oh, you know.
Dad is... Distractible.
Ah, ha, hah! "Distractible!"
Yeah, I love dad and everything,
but he's only ever met me twice.
Charlie, Viola, Tv,
Jake Jr, Kim Kil Whan.
__
Whoo!
Whoo! Whoo-hoo!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
We're real late!
Happy birthday, puppies!
Okay, so, putting it out there...
I didn't remember to
bring you guys any
birthday presents,
but I did bring lunch!
It's macaroni salad.
Dad, you're beautiful!
Dad! We have new
business to discuss.
Happy birthday, Kim Kil Whan!
Birthdays are old business.
Whoa, ho, hoh, neat.
Um, well,
how are things goin', son?
"Things"?
"Things" have switched hands.
- I get it.
- Dad, when I say that
things have switched
hands, I mean to say that
things you have
previously claimed
ownership of have
transferred from your hands
to my hands, in that...
- I bought your tree house.
- What?!
What... the deed to
your tree house.
How... acquired
through legal trade.
From whom...
the deed's previous owner,
Marceline
the Vampire Queen.
In exchange for one lunatic bass.
When... effective immediately.
But, son, why?
We will convene at the property.
Sorry I'm late. Okay.
So, as the deed holder of
this tree house,
I am now your landlord.
The first thing
I'm going to have to do
is assess your treasure room.
But, son, I'm your pop.
What would your mother say,
doing this to your poor pip-pop!
I'm sorry, dad.
Deeds don't bleed.
Okay, son, get ready to be
glitter-stunned by all this treasu...
Oh, yeah! We spent all of it.
All we have left are these
vintage photos
I got at the flea market.
They're interesting!
Woof. All right,
so, I guess this is the apartment
the two of you can afford.
It's a ladder.
Yeah? Yeah. Send them on over.
Sorry about that.
Anyway, as you can see,
this beauty offers
direct first and
second-floor access,
superb craftsmanship,
and et cetera. I...
Suppose you're familiar.
- Yes, Finn?
- Yeah, when do we get our house back?
What?
Excuse me.
- Good afternoon.
- Yes, right this way.
I've got 37 available units
to show in this building,
so we're gonna want
to get right to it.
Please, step inside. There we go.
- Is that everyone?
- Good, good!
Please make your way upstairs,
and we'll begin the tour.
And, you two, go ahead and
make yourselves at home.
Rent's due on the 1st.
No overnight guests.
Oh, and flush once after you boom-boom
but before you start using the T.P.,
and then once more in the middle of using
the T.P. if you're going to use a lot.
It's... easier on the pipes. Okay,
call me if you need me.
Hey, Finn,
I'm real sorry about this.
Somehow, I feel like
it's kind of my fault.
Nah, man!
It's really not so bad.
Let's just sleep on it tonight.
- You're gonna sleep like that?
- Yeah, man. It's tough. I'm a tough kid.
I promise I'll
work this thi...
Gee, but it's great to
be back home, eh, Mr. B.?
Yeah. I can't wait
to wash my gross, fat butt.
Ugh!
Oh, oh, holy cow! Oh!
Oh, boy, please hurry.
Yes, he's inside my
apartment right now.
- Oh, I'm so scared.
- Hey, buddy, you okay?
- Glob, now there's two of 'em!
- I just feel like if we're patient,
this whole thing will work itself out
before you know it.
See, man?
Help is on the way.
Man, can I tell you something?
I don't even know
what's going on, here.
I mean, like, what
the heck is a deed?
How come he can buy our
house when it's our house and
Marceline gave it
to us and we live there?
And now we're arrested?
This is crazy! It's crazy!
Man, don't you know?
The laws ain't made to help
- earthy cats like us.
- They're not?
Nah, man! Listen.
Here on our planet, back in the old days...
Back in the real old days.
It was just every man
for hisself,
scrooblin' and scrat-scroblin'
for the good stuff,
the greenest valleys,
and scrat-scroblin'.
And the strongest,
meanest men got the best stuff.
They got the green valleys
and were like, "the rest of you,
y'all scrats get sand."
And that's
when they made the laws, you see.
Once the strong guys
got it how they liked it,
they said
"this is fair now.
This is the law." Once they were
winning, they changed the rules up.
- Whoa, just like Kim Kil Whan.
- Hey, good news, fellas.
Your bail's paid.
You're free to go.
- Ah, hah! That's awesome!
- Yeah!
- Yeahhh! Awesome!
- Yeah, real "awesome."
Hey, Kim Kil Whan! Aw, buddy,
I knew you'd come around.
Fathers and sons, man.
That's that real thick chowder.
- What's this?
- This is a bill for the bail I just paid.
Oh! You're really in
it deep, here dad.
It's time for you to get real.
Get a job. No more games.
Come on, son, just let me
do the... Lah blah blah...
- Aah! Man, where did I go wrong?
- I don't know, but I'm not tryin'
to be sleepin' on a ladder anymore, so
let's just get a bunch of scroot together
and buy our house back.
Then you two can hash it out later.
Yeah, you're right. So, wanna
rob a bank or somethin'?
Well, actually, I was thinking
maybe Kim Kil Whan was right.
- Maybe we should get jobs or somethin'.
- Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Oh, no, wait! I just remembered
I buried a ton of gold in the front yard!
Yes!
Oh, yes, yes, absolutely.
Small pets are allowed with an
- additional deposit.
- Excellent.
- Watch it!
- Excuse me.
- Almost got it.
- Hey, son! I'm glad you're here.
Bad news, ya scrat!
We're buying our house back!
- Oh, yeah? With what?
- With this! - Yeah!
Oh, I see. With the gold you dug out
of my lawn, which is therefore mine.
Now, since I have a job,
I must be going. Ciao!
- And fill in that hole.
- I'm gonna be frank, here.
- Your son's a real-time jingle-blaster.
- I know, I know.
Kim Kil Whan's a real out-loud
flim-flammer, and that's okay, I guess,
but why, why, would he do
this to his pip-plop-plop?
Oh, wait! You know,
like, like, maybe he's
got a secret problem he
can't tell us about,
like with mob goons...
Like, like gambling
- debts or something.
- Oh, that's it! You're right!
If we help him out of his secret jam,
he won't need our money anymore.
Look, there he goes now. Come on,
let's follow him to the mob goons!
You sure this is right, Jake?
I've never seen this place before.
- Looks like a fairy tale.
- Yeah, man, the nose knows.
I smelled him go in there...
And then I smelled him go up there.
Whoa! Kim Kil Whan is rich,
like wow, like, hello, what?
But if he doesn't need our
money, what does he need?
Throw pebbles at the
glass to get his attention.
Hey, son! - Dad?
What are you doing here?
Shouldn't you be at work?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no. I never
even looked for a job.
- Really?
- I was thinking about
you buyin' our tree house.
I figured out that
you don't need our money,
so maybe you'd consider
my counteroffer...
Father love!
I love you, I love you, I love you,
I love you, I love you, I love you,
I love you, I love you, I love you,
I love you, I love you, I love you,
I love you, I love you, I love you,
I love you, I love you, I love you,
I love you, I love
you, I love you.
Come on, open it!
It's an ocarina.
- I made it for you.
- Oh!
Whenever you play it, you'll be
reminded of your pep-pant's love.
Thanks, dad.
Yeah, it's not hollow. I made
the holes with the back end of a pencil.
I suppose I could accept
the ocarina as legal trade.
The tree house is yours, dad.
- Okay. Take care, dad. I'll call.
- I'll call! Okay, bye, dad.
- Later, son! Yeah!
- Yeah, all right! Daddin'!
- Sweetheart, how did it go?
- Eh, all right, I guess.
I don't know.
He still lives the life of a child.
I mean, it's his choice,
but I really thought
if he got a job and moved
out of that tree house,
- it could have put some fire under him.
- Aw, I'm sorry, sweets.
No, I think I was wrong
about dad.
I think he's good.