Adventure Time (2010–2018): Season 5, Episode 38 - Red Starved - full transcript
Finn, Jake and Marceline become trapped underground. Starving for anything red Marceline begins to loose control and turns her eyes to Finn and Jake's blood.
[Mouse squeaks]
[Penguins wenk]
[All cheering]
[Screeches]
♪ Adventure Time ♪
♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪
♪ With Jake the Dog
and Finn the Human ♪
♪ The fun will never end ♪
♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
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[groaning]
What's wrong with you,
man?
I ate all the candy
in your backpack,
and now I'm sick.
I didn't bring
any candy.
Oh, no. That explains why
it didn't taste right.
Nothing tastes right
today.
Like, I thought we were
gonna get into some
serious flavor
with these sand people,
but they're just standing around
like garnish.
That's how I feel, like
a dying parsley.
So, what's going on
with the spoon?
Marceline and the spoon.
Um...
nothing.
Wait, there she goes.
MARCELINE:
Yo, wake up, sand dude.
I think they're dead.
A spoon.
- Yeah, yeah!
The spoon of prosperity!
It doesn't look
like mu...
[belches]
Oh, my gosh!
I feel so much better...
Hungry, even.
Guys, let's go home.
We got to get this spoon
to Princess Bubblegum first.
♪ Let's rock! ♪
MARCELINE:
What's PB want with that spoon, anyway?
FINN:
Beats me.
JAKE:
Sometimes it's better not to know.
Yeah, I guess that's true
with Bonnibel.
Hey, guys.
Look what I found?
Is that quicksand?
Yeah. Ugh!
[Laughs]
[Groaning]
[Chuckles]
Quicksand is pretty fun.
[Chuckles]
Quit messing around,
Jake.
Okeydoke.
[Groans]
Hmm. Hey, is this whole place
made out of sand?
Sure looks that way.
Uh... give me a pull,
please.
[All grunting]
[Laughs]
Stop!
You guys are tickling me!
Let me try this other thing.
Flesh drill!
I'm not sure
that's a good idea.
Yaah!
Rug burn!
Ow! Ow!
Aah! Whoo!
It worked!
Jake drill worked, you guys.
Whoa!
Check it out.
My piggies are free.
You just demolished
half the underground city.
Yeah, only half.
You also sealed
our exit.
Our only exit.
Ugh!
No regrets!
I'm sorry.
This little piggy stayed home,
and so should have I.
I know!
I'll dig us out of here.
BOTH:
No!
- You'll bury us alive!
- Undead!
Finn to PB.
Come in, PB.
Oh, hi, Finn.
Princess, we're trapped
in the underground city.
Yeah, yeah.
That sounds great.
Huh?!
No, we need help!
That's great!
Grea... grea... great!
[Sighs]
I guess we lost the signal.
Any other bright ideas?
Snacks!
How are snacks gonna get us
out of here?
I want to eat snacks
because I am hungry.
I'm hungry, too.
Bust the snacks, Finn.
Bust, bust, bust!
Hey, where
are my red erasers?
They were in here.
Uh-oh.
I thought they were candy.
You... ate all...
my red?!
- Ooh. I'm sorry!
- Calm down, Marceline.
There's got to be some red stuff
in these ruins.
I'll go explore.
You guys hang out here
and save your energy.
Thanks, Finn.
Be cool.
So... how hungry
are you?
[Hisses]
Aah! I'm sorry!
Please don't eat my blood!
[Sighs]
Jake, I don't want
to hurt you,
but you should know things get
crazy when I'm hungry.
Like, how crazy?
I'm gonna go into feral mode.
Oh, it's not gonna
be pretty.
[Whimpers]
I know. Let's tie me up.
That way you won't be scared.
And that will keep you
from draining my bloods?
Not physically, no,
but as a prop,
I think it'll be good
for both of us.
You know, psychologically.
[Gulps]
Hurry, Finn.
Red, red, red.
I guess even a vampire queen's
face would melt off
if she tried to eat lava.
Get me a bucket of lava,
Jake.
Yo, you know better
than that.
Do it.
Don't go crazy, okay?
I'm freaking hungry.
[Gulps, whimpers]
Why did you
leave me here, dude?
[Munching]
Okay. Here we go.
Yeah, look at that!
Something crazy red
behind this door.
Hmm. Why are y'all holding
this door shut?
You don't look
like sand peeps, neither.
More like wise menzards.
Oh, well.
Got to feed the Marcy monster.
Scuse me! Uh! Sorry!
Okay.
Uh...
hyah!
Whoa!
[Coughs, spits]
Oh, dag.
Cool.
What the heck happened here?
Whoop.
Ew. Oops.
Y'alls got turned
into sand people.
Don't go in the light.
Go like this, around it.
Next time, you guys.
Hmm.
Whatever's down there has
got to have red
blasting out of every hole.
Hey, you're not still alive, right?
Okay.
I was just making sure.
Bet that guy was a creep.
This hole is deep.
Oh, my glob.
Oh, my glob.
Where are you, man?
Marcy's wigging out.
- Jake.
- What?
I can smell your insides,
Jake.
[Chuckles]
They smell...
[sniffs]
...red!
Aah!
Yeah, let me see in there.
Aah!
Oh, yeah.
Aah!
Maybe I should go back.
Well, I've already gone
this far.
Shebang. That ought to be
enough red to un...
oops.
Paris?
Is that you?
You mean the guy with
the big thing on his head?
Yes! Have you returned
to complete the plan?
Nah.
Paris is, like, super-dead.
What? No! How long?
Dude, like, a really
long time.
Like 500 years.
500... ah, chub!
I must have zoned out.
What the heck were
you two doing?
Once we turned the city
to sand,
we were gonna reanimate
their bodies
and conquer my homeland
at the center of the planet.
Mm. That's dumb.
Time to go back home
a true loser.
Can I have this big
old ruby then?
That's an emerald.
Clearly it's a big old
ruby.
I don't know
what to tell you, man.
- I would like the ruby.
- It's yours, buddy.
Hmph!
Huh!
Ah, I'm outies.
Peace.
[Grunting]
[Farts]
Whoops.
JAKE:
Okay. All done now.
Nice and snug, right?
- [Weakly] Jake.
- What?
I won't be able to... to
control myself much longer.
I can feel the feeding frenzy
coming on.
I just want to let you know
I'm sorry.
[Laughs]
You're sick!
Yeah.
[Laughs]
Come on, Jake.
Think.
[Groans]
It's no good!
I need brain food.
Oh, dang.
I ate everything.
Ohh! I'm so hungry!
Baby's gonna starve to death!
Unless...
What?
[Laughs]
Mmm.
[Grunting]
[Panting]
What are you doing?
I'm cooking up a crazy
vampire.
That should heat up nice.
Sand will
keep the meat moist.
You're gonna eat me?
You's gonna eat me!
Yes, I am.
[Laughs]
[Blowing]
Cook, baby, cook!
FINN:
[Grunting]
Finn!
The trick
is rolling it.
Phew!
Check out this ruby I got.
That's an emerald,
dude.
You too now?!
Emeralds are green, boy.
This thing is green.
Why is everybody
messing with me?
It's like a dark-grayish-red,
mostly gray.
Sometimes red things
are gray!
You're a little
color-blind.
And there's nothing to be
ashamed of.
Oh.
Whoops.
I'm sorry you had to push
that thing so far.
Uh, what's going on
with Marcy?
She was trying to eat
my insides,
so I'm cooking her.
I know that sounds crazy,
but I had no choice.
I'm operating on my lowest
survival brain function
right now.
What?
Aah!
- Chill, man!
- No, we got to book!
Go!
- MARC Y: Go where, Jake?
[Laughs]
I got to suck out your insides
first, right?
Ah, nay-nay, bro!
Time to eat.
[Rumbling]
Huh?
What the...
FINN:
Bubblegum?
Hey, guys.
I saw my seismograph had gone
off the charts,
so I figured you
might be in trouble, right?
Yeah, but watch out
for Marceline.
She's gone rabid.
What?
Marceline's gonna rap for me?
Aah!
[Both gasp]
[Sighs]
Woof.
Thanks, Bonnie.
That's enough low-grade red to
get me home, at least.
Come on, guys. Let's go.
Are you all right, PB?
Did you get
the spoon of prosperity?
Yeah. Here you go.
ALL:
Whoa!
Peeps will never
starve in my eternal empire.
Sand worm, up!
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪
♪ We can wander through the forest ♪
♪ And do so as we please ♪
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪
FINN:
This party is so crazy!
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[Penguins wenk]
[All cheering]
[Screeches]
♪ Adventure Time ♪
♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪
♪ With Jake the Dog
and Finn the Human ♪
♪ The fun will never end ♪
♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
Ripped By mstoll
Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.
[groaning]
What's wrong with you,
man?
I ate all the candy
in your backpack,
and now I'm sick.
I didn't bring
any candy.
Oh, no. That explains why
it didn't taste right.
Nothing tastes right
today.
Like, I thought we were
gonna get into some
serious flavor
with these sand people,
but they're just standing around
like garnish.
That's how I feel, like
a dying parsley.
So, what's going on
with the spoon?
Marceline and the spoon.
Um...
nothing.
Wait, there she goes.
MARCELINE:
Yo, wake up, sand dude.
I think they're dead.
A spoon.
- Yeah, yeah!
The spoon of prosperity!
It doesn't look
like mu...
[belches]
Oh, my gosh!
I feel so much better...
Hungry, even.
Guys, let's go home.
We got to get this spoon
to Princess Bubblegum first.
♪ Let's rock! ♪
MARCELINE:
What's PB want with that spoon, anyway?
FINN:
Beats me.
JAKE:
Sometimes it's better not to know.
Yeah, I guess that's true
with Bonnibel.
Hey, guys.
Look what I found?
Is that quicksand?
Yeah. Ugh!
[Laughs]
[Groaning]
[Chuckles]
Quicksand is pretty fun.
[Chuckles]
Quit messing around,
Jake.
Okeydoke.
[Groans]
Hmm. Hey, is this whole place
made out of sand?
Sure looks that way.
Uh... give me a pull,
please.
[All grunting]
[Laughs]
Stop!
You guys are tickling me!
Let me try this other thing.
Flesh drill!
I'm not sure
that's a good idea.
Yaah!
Rug burn!
Ow! Ow!
Aah! Whoo!
It worked!
Jake drill worked, you guys.
Whoa!
Check it out.
My piggies are free.
You just demolished
half the underground city.
Yeah, only half.
You also sealed
our exit.
Our only exit.
Ugh!
No regrets!
I'm sorry.
This little piggy stayed home,
and so should have I.
I know!
I'll dig us out of here.
BOTH:
No!
- You'll bury us alive!
- Undead!
Finn to PB.
Come in, PB.
Oh, hi, Finn.
Princess, we're trapped
in the underground city.
Yeah, yeah.
That sounds great.
Huh?!
No, we need help!
That's great!
Grea... grea... great!
[Sighs]
I guess we lost the signal.
Any other bright ideas?
Snacks!
How are snacks gonna get us
out of here?
I want to eat snacks
because I am hungry.
I'm hungry, too.
Bust the snacks, Finn.
Bust, bust, bust!
Hey, where
are my red erasers?
They were in here.
Uh-oh.
I thought they were candy.
You... ate all...
my red?!
- Ooh. I'm sorry!
- Calm down, Marceline.
There's got to be some red stuff
in these ruins.
I'll go explore.
You guys hang out here
and save your energy.
Thanks, Finn.
Be cool.
So... how hungry
are you?
[Hisses]
Aah! I'm sorry!
Please don't eat my blood!
[Sighs]
Jake, I don't want
to hurt you,
but you should know things get
crazy when I'm hungry.
Like, how crazy?
I'm gonna go into feral mode.
Oh, it's not gonna
be pretty.
[Whimpers]
I know. Let's tie me up.
That way you won't be scared.
And that will keep you
from draining my bloods?
Not physically, no,
but as a prop,
I think it'll be good
for both of us.
You know, psychologically.
[Gulps]
Hurry, Finn.
Red, red, red.
I guess even a vampire queen's
face would melt off
if she tried to eat lava.
Get me a bucket of lava,
Jake.
Yo, you know better
than that.
Do it.
Don't go crazy, okay?
I'm freaking hungry.
[Gulps, whimpers]
Why did you
leave me here, dude?
[Munching]
Okay. Here we go.
Yeah, look at that!
Something crazy red
behind this door.
Hmm. Why are y'all holding
this door shut?
You don't look
like sand peeps, neither.
More like wise menzards.
Oh, well.
Got to feed the Marcy monster.
Scuse me! Uh! Sorry!
Okay.
Uh...
hyah!
Whoa!
[Coughs, spits]
Oh, dag.
Cool.
What the heck happened here?
Whoop.
Ew. Oops.
Y'alls got turned
into sand people.
Don't go in the light.
Go like this, around it.
Next time, you guys.
Hmm.
Whatever's down there has
got to have red
blasting out of every hole.
Hey, you're not still alive, right?
Okay.
I was just making sure.
Bet that guy was a creep.
This hole is deep.
Oh, my glob.
Oh, my glob.
Where are you, man?
Marcy's wigging out.
- Jake.
- What?
I can smell your insides,
Jake.
[Chuckles]
They smell...
[sniffs]
...red!
Aah!
Yeah, let me see in there.
Aah!
Oh, yeah.
Aah!
Maybe I should go back.
Well, I've already gone
this far.
Shebang. That ought to be
enough red to un...
oops.
Paris?
Is that you?
You mean the guy with
the big thing on his head?
Yes! Have you returned
to complete the plan?
Nah.
Paris is, like, super-dead.
What? No! How long?
Dude, like, a really
long time.
Like 500 years.
500... ah, chub!
I must have zoned out.
What the heck were
you two doing?
Once we turned the city
to sand,
we were gonna reanimate
their bodies
and conquer my homeland
at the center of the planet.
Mm. That's dumb.
Time to go back home
a true loser.
Can I have this big
old ruby then?
That's an emerald.
Clearly it's a big old
ruby.
I don't know
what to tell you, man.
- I would like the ruby.
- It's yours, buddy.
Hmph!
Huh!
Ah, I'm outies.
Peace.
[Grunting]
[Farts]
Whoops.
JAKE:
Okay. All done now.
Nice and snug, right?
- [Weakly] Jake.
- What?
I won't be able to... to
control myself much longer.
I can feel the feeding frenzy
coming on.
I just want to let you know
I'm sorry.
[Laughs]
You're sick!
Yeah.
[Laughs]
Come on, Jake.
Think.
[Groans]
It's no good!
I need brain food.
Oh, dang.
I ate everything.
Ohh! I'm so hungry!
Baby's gonna starve to death!
Unless...
What?
[Laughs]
Mmm.
[Grunting]
[Panting]
What are you doing?
I'm cooking up a crazy
vampire.
That should heat up nice.
Sand will
keep the meat moist.
You're gonna eat me?
You's gonna eat me!
Yes, I am.
[Laughs]
[Blowing]
Cook, baby, cook!
FINN:
[Grunting]
Finn!
The trick
is rolling it.
Phew!
Check out this ruby I got.
That's an emerald,
dude.
You too now?!
Emeralds are green, boy.
This thing is green.
Why is everybody
messing with me?
It's like a dark-grayish-red,
mostly gray.
Sometimes red things
are gray!
You're a little
color-blind.
And there's nothing to be
ashamed of.
Oh.
Whoops.
I'm sorry you had to push
that thing so far.
Uh, what's going on
with Marcy?
She was trying to eat
my insides,
so I'm cooking her.
I know that sounds crazy,
but I had no choice.
I'm operating on my lowest
survival brain function
right now.
What?
Aah!
- Chill, man!
- No, we got to book!
Go!
- MARC Y: Go where, Jake?
[Laughs]
I got to suck out your insides
first, right?
Ah, nay-nay, bro!
Time to eat.
[Rumbling]
Huh?
What the...
FINN:
Bubblegum?
Hey, guys.
I saw my seismograph had gone
off the charts,
so I figured you
might be in trouble, right?
Yeah, but watch out
for Marceline.
She's gone rabid.
What?
Marceline's gonna rap for me?
Aah!
[Both gasp]
[Sighs]
Woof.
Thanks, Bonnie.
That's enough low-grade red to
get me home, at least.
Come on, guys. Let's go.
Are you all right, PB?
Did you get
the spoon of prosperity?
Yeah. Here you go.
ALL:
Whoa!
Peeps will never
starve in my eternal empire.
Sand worm, up!
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪
♪ We can wander through the forest ♪
♪ And do so as we please ♪
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪
FINN:
This party is so crazy!
Ripped By mstoll