Adventure Time (2010–2018): Season 5, Episode 29 - Sky Witch - full transcript
Princess Bubblegum and Marceline team up to reclaim lost property.
[Mouse squeaks]
[Penguins wenk]
[All cheering]
[Screeches]
♪ Adventure Time ♪
♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪
♪ With Jake the Dog
and Finn the Human ♪
♪ The fun will never end ♪
♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
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[clock ticking]
[Meows]
- [Snoring]
- [Meows]
[Sighs]
No.
[Chuckles]
[Meowing]
Mnh. Okay, okay.
I'm up.
[Sniffing]
[Sniffs deeply]
Ahh!
[Smacks lips]
Hey, everybody.
I've asked you here today
because you are the best
of the best.
Anyway, recent data shows
an increased chance of threat
to the Candy Kingdom.
So I'm developing
a new defense.
I've installed sleeping gas in
the Gumball Guardians.
If any bum tries to attack us,
they will be sprayed
without mercy.
Isn't that nice?
The only thing is,
the gas will spread
and knock out anyone
who breathes it...
anyone but you guys,
my trained elite.
So watch closely.
I'm gonna show you all
how to overcome the gas
with sheer willpower.
Hit it!
[Blows]
Now, make a fist
with your brain
and punch against sleepy times
saying, "No!
Nooo!
Noooooo!"
Don't go ungentle
into that good night.
[Coughs]
Hi!
MARCELINE:
Yo, Bubblegum.
Marceline, you're
up late.
No time for chit-chat.
Let's hang out...
right now.
Hmm. I don't know.
I'm, uh, kind of busy.
Uh, hi.
Listen, Bub-Bubs, I tracked
down Maja the Sky Witch.
Oh. What?
Yeah, I tailed her
to an enchanted forest,
but it's all jammed up
with barrier spells.
Ohh, I think I see
where this is going.
Well, you love getting out
your big brain,
and...
and I just thought
it'd be cool
to spend some...
quality time with you.
[Sighs]
I need your help, okay?
But why are you so
interested in finding Maja?
It's just really, really,
really,
really, really, really,
really,
really important
to me.
Whoa. Okay.
But...
Come on!
I got your pack pack.
Um, sure, but...
Hold on to that "but," PB.
BUBBLEGUM:
Whee!
CINNABUN:
[Laughs]
Whee!
Huh!
[Muffled]
Something's wrong.
Huh?
Hey!
[Grunts]
This stuff, it's like
a brick wall.
Let's just blow
the whole thing up.
[Device beeping]
Hmm.
It's a sleeping gate
bramble.
How do we kill it?
All we have to do is take
the path of least resistance.
All right.
So, where is it...
the path?
It's in here
and in here.
Now...
[inhales deeply]
Take a deep breath...
[exhales deeply]
And be passive.
[Clink!]
[Breathes deeply]
[Groans]
[Clink! Clink!]
Hello, friend.
Trouble relaxing?
How 'bout a cup
of chamomile tea?
[Slurping]
Wow!
Wild digs.
Tell me about it.
My googoomama meter is
going babies.
And look at my watch.
It's... pink.
It's running
backwards.
There's serious witchery
afoot here.
Come on, Princess.
We don't got all night.
[Sniffing]
[Hisses]
BUBBLEGUM:
What are those things?
MARCELINE:
Totem cairns.
[Caws]
That's Maja's crabbit
familiar.
[Caws]
[Sizzle!]
Hooba-wha?
Marceline!
It's me!
Hambo!
Yeah, girl.
What took you so long?
I thought you gave up on me.
Your teddy bear?
- I'm sorry, man.
- Yo, wait a sec.
What?!
Marcy, how old
are you?
It's a trick, right?
Come on!
Help me out, dum-dum.
Ah-boo-hoo.
Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
Get off.
Buddy!
No!
[Clunk!]
Aah! Bonnie!
[Clonk!]
You killed him?
Don't be dense.
Hambo can't even talk.
Snap out of it, girl.
He's been with a witch
this whole time.
Maybe he can talk now.
That's seriously
what this is about...
rescuing your old
teddy bear?
Yeah.
Sorry I didn't tell you.
You might not have come
otherwise.
Um, yeah.
Raggedy Princess can make you
a new Hambo
in like three seconds.
Or Raggedy Princess can be
your new Hambo,
She'd do it, too.
That girl's got like zero
self-respect.
[Chuckles lightly]
That's mean.
Don't tell her I said that.
I'm not getting a new Hambo.
There's only one Hambo.
- It's just a doll.
- See this?
Vhoooooooooooo.
What's that?
You gonna bop me one?
It's coming in
for a landing.
What you gonna do, PB?
Want to keep dissing Hambo?
[Sighs]
[Monotone]
I'm sorry, Marceline.
Let's go get Hambo.
Disengage.
We should track
that bird-rabbit thing.
Right.
Hmm.
Bang.
There goes
some broken branches.
- It left a trail.
- I see it.
Hey! Hold on, now!
This bag's mad heavy!
Glommit!
Ugh!
Marceline!
I thought you needed
my help.
Huh.
Nice trick, Maja.
You in there, Marceline?
Hyah!
[Gasps]
Wh-o-o-o-oa!
Ugh!
Oof!
Okay, PB, use your brain.
Where would this witch
keep Hambo?
Break it down.
Micro...
and macro...
the picture...
becomes...
clear.
A-A-A-A-nd...
Call it.
Nope. Nope. Nope.
Nope. Nope.
Wait. Yes.
[Creaking]
Where are you, Maja,
you creep?
[Thump!]
Oof! What?
Hambo!
[R-r-rip!]
No!
[Caws]
You again.
I'll kill you!
Give me Ham...
ugh!
[Roars]
[Grunting]
[Caws]
[Blows landing]
[Thunk!]
[Thud!]
[Caws]
[Hisses]
Geez, man.
This must be all
of her stolen junk.
Ugh. What a creep.
Psht.
A Ford Bronchus.
Hmm.
Whoa!
"My privates"?
Come here, biddy.
Bam.
Whoops!
Pbht!
What the...
Invoices? Receipts?
"Zumma zoom bleep blop
for the purchase of Hambo."
Whoa. What?
[Energy zapping]
[Gasps]
That's my private box!
Maja's mitts only, you goof.
So, you purchased Hambo
from some weenus
named Ash?
That's right.
He was a weenus, so I wrote it
on there as my personal joke.
But the sale is still legit.
Hambo's mine.
His body's all juice-logged
with sentimental affection,
a savory spell spice.
So get out of my face,
all right?
Where's Marceline?
She's busy
with my crabbit...
crowbit...
crow rabbit.
I knew that tranch wouldn't
respect my proof of purchase.
So, what about you, bozo?
By the laws of my kingdom,
I must honor the exchange
of goods for legal tender,
but guess what...
I'm not leaving
without Hambo.
[Laughing] So what are you
gonna do about it?
I'll tell you
what I'm gonna do.
[Grunts]
[Thud!]
[Thump! Thump! Thump!]
[Whack!]
BUBBLEGUM:
Marceline!
Yoink!
Hambo!
Oh, it's me, buddy.
[Sighs]
How did you...
I took care of it.
Let's bust out.
[Crash!]
[Splash!]
[Grunting]
They got away
with your... [grunt] Hambo.
Huh, duh.
I let them.
You what?
I made a trade for this.
Bing!
Mmm!
[Sniffs]
Sentimental freshness!
Oh, the psychic resonance
on Hambo
is nothing compared
to this baby!
[Fwoosh!]
Whoo!
[Laughs]
Listen, Maja. I am
not your familiar anymore.
I want to be a dancer.
That's cool.
Then why don't you dance
to this?!
Aaaah!
Nice moves.
Now you're the weenus!
Hey, don't go!
[Laughs manically]
- Aah!
I'm cooking up something big,
crabbit.
This is my victory lap!
[Laughs evilly]
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪
♪ We can wander through the forest ♪
♪ And do so as we please ♪
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪
FINN:
This party is so crazy!
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[Penguins wenk]
[All cheering]
[Screeches]
♪ Adventure Time ♪
♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪
♪ With Jake the Dog
and Finn the Human ♪
♪ The fun will never end ♪
♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
Ripped By mstoll
[clock ticking]
[Meows]
- [Snoring]
- [Meows]
[Sighs]
No.
[Chuckles]
[Meowing]
Mnh. Okay, okay.
I'm up.
[Sniffing]
[Sniffs deeply]
Ahh!
[Smacks lips]
Hey, everybody.
I've asked you here today
because you are the best
of the best.
Anyway, recent data shows
an increased chance of threat
to the Candy Kingdom.
So I'm developing
a new defense.
I've installed sleeping gas in
the Gumball Guardians.
If any bum tries to attack us,
they will be sprayed
without mercy.
Isn't that nice?
The only thing is,
the gas will spread
and knock out anyone
who breathes it...
anyone but you guys,
my trained elite.
So watch closely.
I'm gonna show you all
how to overcome the gas
with sheer willpower.
Hit it!
[Blows]
Now, make a fist
with your brain
and punch against sleepy times
saying, "No!
Nooo!
Noooooo!"
Don't go ungentle
into that good night.
[Coughs]
Hi!
MARCELINE:
Yo, Bubblegum.
Marceline, you're
up late.
No time for chit-chat.
Let's hang out...
right now.
Hmm. I don't know.
I'm, uh, kind of busy.
Uh, hi.
Listen, Bub-Bubs, I tracked
down Maja the Sky Witch.
Oh. What?
Yeah, I tailed her
to an enchanted forest,
but it's all jammed up
with barrier spells.
Ohh, I think I see
where this is going.
Well, you love getting out
your big brain,
and...
and I just thought
it'd be cool
to spend some...
quality time with you.
[Sighs]
I need your help, okay?
But why are you so
interested in finding Maja?
It's just really, really,
really,
really, really, really,
really,
really important
to me.
Whoa. Okay.
But...
Come on!
I got your pack pack.
Um, sure, but...
Hold on to that "but," PB.
BUBBLEGUM:
Whee!
CINNABUN:
[Laughs]
Whee!
Huh!
[Muffled]
Something's wrong.
Huh?
Hey!
[Grunts]
This stuff, it's like
a brick wall.
Let's just blow
the whole thing up.
[Device beeping]
Hmm.
It's a sleeping gate
bramble.
How do we kill it?
All we have to do is take
the path of least resistance.
All right.
So, where is it...
the path?
It's in here
and in here.
Now...
[inhales deeply]
Take a deep breath...
[exhales deeply]
And be passive.
[Clink!]
[Breathes deeply]
[Groans]
[Clink! Clink!]
Hello, friend.
Trouble relaxing?
How 'bout a cup
of chamomile tea?
[Slurping]
Wow!
Wild digs.
Tell me about it.
My googoomama meter is
going babies.
And look at my watch.
It's... pink.
It's running
backwards.
There's serious witchery
afoot here.
Come on, Princess.
We don't got all night.
[Sniffing]
[Hisses]
BUBBLEGUM:
What are those things?
MARCELINE:
Totem cairns.
[Caws]
That's Maja's crabbit
familiar.
[Caws]
[Sizzle!]
Hooba-wha?
Marceline!
It's me!
Hambo!
Yeah, girl.
What took you so long?
I thought you gave up on me.
Your teddy bear?
- I'm sorry, man.
- Yo, wait a sec.
What?!
Marcy, how old
are you?
It's a trick, right?
Come on!
Help me out, dum-dum.
Ah-boo-hoo.
Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
Get off.
Buddy!
No!
[Clunk!]
Aah! Bonnie!
[Clonk!]
You killed him?
Don't be dense.
Hambo can't even talk.
Snap out of it, girl.
He's been with a witch
this whole time.
Maybe he can talk now.
That's seriously
what this is about...
rescuing your old
teddy bear?
Yeah.
Sorry I didn't tell you.
You might not have come
otherwise.
Um, yeah.
Raggedy Princess can make you
a new Hambo
in like three seconds.
Or Raggedy Princess can be
your new Hambo,
She'd do it, too.
That girl's got like zero
self-respect.
[Chuckles lightly]
That's mean.
Don't tell her I said that.
I'm not getting a new Hambo.
There's only one Hambo.
- It's just a doll.
- See this?
Vhoooooooooooo.
What's that?
You gonna bop me one?
It's coming in
for a landing.
What you gonna do, PB?
Want to keep dissing Hambo?
[Sighs]
[Monotone]
I'm sorry, Marceline.
Let's go get Hambo.
Disengage.
We should track
that bird-rabbit thing.
Right.
Hmm.
Bang.
There goes
some broken branches.
- It left a trail.
- I see it.
Hey! Hold on, now!
This bag's mad heavy!
Glommit!
Ugh!
Marceline!
I thought you needed
my help.
Huh.
Nice trick, Maja.
You in there, Marceline?
Hyah!
[Gasps]
Wh-o-o-o-oa!
Ugh!
Oof!
Okay, PB, use your brain.
Where would this witch
keep Hambo?
Break it down.
Micro...
and macro...
the picture...
becomes...
clear.
A-A-A-A-nd...
Call it.
Nope. Nope. Nope.
Nope. Nope.
Wait. Yes.
[Creaking]
Where are you, Maja,
you creep?
[Thump!]
Oof! What?
Hambo!
[R-r-rip!]
No!
[Caws]
You again.
I'll kill you!
Give me Ham...
ugh!
[Roars]
[Grunting]
[Caws]
[Blows landing]
[Thunk!]
[Thud!]
[Caws]
[Hisses]
Geez, man.
This must be all
of her stolen junk.
Ugh. What a creep.
Psht.
A Ford Bronchus.
Hmm.
Whoa!
"My privates"?
Come here, biddy.
Bam.
Whoops!
Pbht!
What the...
Invoices? Receipts?
"Zumma zoom bleep blop
for the purchase of Hambo."
Whoa. What?
[Energy zapping]
[Gasps]
That's my private box!
Maja's mitts only, you goof.
So, you purchased Hambo
from some weenus
named Ash?
That's right.
He was a weenus, so I wrote it
on there as my personal joke.
But the sale is still legit.
Hambo's mine.
His body's all juice-logged
with sentimental affection,
a savory spell spice.
So get out of my face,
all right?
Where's Marceline?
She's busy
with my crabbit...
crowbit...
crow rabbit.
I knew that tranch wouldn't
respect my proof of purchase.
So, what about you, bozo?
By the laws of my kingdom,
I must honor the exchange
of goods for legal tender,
but guess what...
I'm not leaving
without Hambo.
[Laughing] So what are you
gonna do about it?
I'll tell you
what I'm gonna do.
[Grunts]
[Thud!]
[Thump! Thump! Thump!]
[Whack!]
BUBBLEGUM:
Marceline!
Yoink!
Hambo!
Oh, it's me, buddy.
[Sighs]
How did you...
I took care of it.
Let's bust out.
[Crash!]
[Splash!]
[Grunting]
They got away
with your... [grunt] Hambo.
Huh, duh.
I let them.
You what?
I made a trade for this.
Bing!
Mmm!
[Sniffs]
Sentimental freshness!
Oh, the psychic resonance
on Hambo
is nothing compared
to this baby!
[Fwoosh!]
Whoo!
[Laughs]
Listen, Maja. I am
not your familiar anymore.
I want to be a dancer.
That's cool.
Then why don't you dance
to this?!
Aaaah!
Nice moves.
Now you're the weenus!
Hey, don't go!
[Laughs manically]
- Aah!
I'm cooking up something big,
crabbit.
This is my victory lap!
[Laughs evilly]
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪
♪ We can wander through the forest ♪
♪ And do so as we please ♪
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪
FINN:
This party is so crazy!
Ripped By mstoll