Adventure Time (2010–2018): Season 5, Episode 18 - Princess Potluck - full transcript
Ice King does everything possible to ruin a princess potluck he believes he didn't get invited to.
♪ Adventure time ♪
♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪
♪ With Jake the dog
and Finn the human ♪
♪ The fun will never end ♪
♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
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Ow.
Ow.
Ow!
Your shoe rash is gross, man.
Ohh.
Oh, I'm gonna throw up.
Ah, I'm just kidding.
Man, I wish I had my other sock.
This callus is going to junk up
my good time at PB's potluck.
Don't worry, man!
We're gonna have a ton of fun.
We'll eat some melon.
I'll get some compliments
on my pretty makeup.
You look like a target.
I look pretty!
He got you bees
for your birthday?
Bounce house!
Come on, Jake!
Bounce! Bounce!
Ow!
Huh?
Oh, hi, Finn.
Oh, my goodness!
Sorry, Bounce House Princess.
I didn't know it was you.
Oh, that's okay.
You wanna go inside?
Bounce around for a little?
Mm... that's okay.
Come on, Jake, let's, uh...
let's go party.
Hey, guys!
Hello.
Hello, Princess Princess
Princess.
Hey, Embryo Princess.
Hey... you.
Welcome to the potluck,
guys.
Jake, you look pretty.
Thank you.
What's up with the limp?
I've been going foot-nude
in this shoes.
And now I've got this
turbo-huge callus.
Well, sit down and relax.
Oh! By the way, I entered
everyone's name into a raffle.
And the winner gets
whatever is in that.
Mysterious.
Oh!
Brought something
for the party.
Oh! How wonderful!
Bam.
Soda.
Oh.
It's warm.
And I shook it up...
a lot.
Well...
great!
I'll just put this on ice.
♪ Makin' hair tepees for my hair peoplies ♪
♪ To live in ♪
♪ Doo da doo doo ♪
♪ To love in ♪
♪ Doo da doo doo ♪
Someone outside is
messing with my ice.
Let's see what's going
on down there, Gunts.
My on-again, off-again G. F.,
Princess Bubblegum?!
My B. F. S, Finn and Jake?!
All the fine Princesses
that want to date me?!
What the heck?!
My roll dogs for life are
throwing a party without me!
Just when you think
you got some great bros,
they kick you to the curb.
Oh, I see how it is.
They're gonna do me like that,
so I'm-a do them like this!
Ca-caw!
That's how owls do it.
Well, hello, little one.
You're going to help
me ruin a party.
Huh?
Oh, quiet, you.
That's it for the kitties.
How my bunnies doin'?
Yes.
That's it. Ah, yes.
Gunther!
More la-sag-na!
Okay.
Yes.
Go, my little sour pusses.
Ruin that party.
Aww. Hey, guy.
Jake, check out this cat.
I don't like cats, man.
Do you like fresh lemon
in your iced tea?
Yes.
Ha, ha! All right!
It looks like you don't have to
make that lemon run after all.
Yes!
Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.
At least I still have
my party poopers!
Ugh!
Oh, glob!
So much la-sag-na.
Gunther, daddy needs you to
dress up like a princess so you
can sneak into that party and
throw fruit punch on everybody.
Huh? You want to do
that for daddy? Huh?
Thanks, sweetie!
I can always
count on my Gunts.
Finishing touch.
Yeah, Gunther!
Hot!
You better be careful,
Gunther,
or I'll keep you like
this all the time.
I... just might have
to chase you around...
marry you.
Ow! Just kidding!
Arms out, Gunther.
Yes.
Thatta-Gunther!
Get a cup of punch!
Huh?
Oh, hey, Gunther.
Hey, everybody,
Gunther is here!
Hey, Gunther!
Gunther, come party with us!
No, Gunther.
Do not party with them!
Get them buns on
the dance floor, girl!
Gunther! Gunther!
Gunther! Gunther!
Gunther!
No, Gunther!
Hmm.
Hey, Gunther.
Let me get one
of them socks.
Yeow!
Ow!
Oh, well, they think their
party's the bee's knees, huh?
Well, their party is
the knees of nothing!
Gunther!
Gunther! Gunther!
Bah!
There ought to be a law!
Wait a minute. There is a law!
Do I have what it takes?
Banana Guard.
L-I'm calling to tattle.
Okay.
Who are you tattling on?
The loud party going
on next door.
It's bothering everyone
in the Ice Kingdom.
Ice Kingdom?
Is this the Ice King?
Yes.
Well, uh, we hate you, so...
Banana Guard.
Yes, this is a little old lady
calling about the loud party.
Is this the Ice King?
No!
This is Mrs. Garambling... ton.
Mrs. Garamblington?
Yeah.
Hold on.
Let me get my husband.
Hi. This is Ted Garamblington.
I need you to
shut down this party.
Your wife sounds pretty old.
Uh... hold on.
There's someone at the door.
Yes? Hello?
Hey, Mr. Garamblington, it's me,
the pizza-delivery boy.
Oh, hi, Johnny.
Boy, that sure is a loud party out there.
Hope it's not
bothering the Missus.
Oh, it's okay, Johnny...
I'm on the phone
with the Banana Guard.
They're gonna take care of it.
Oh. That's good.
Uh, what do I owe you, Johnny?
It's $12.57, Mr. G.
Okay. There you go.
Prices have gone up.
Aw, geez, do you have anything smaller?
Let me check with my brother George.
Hey, George!
What?!
The pizza's here!
You got any cash on you?
I only got a $50 bill.
Uh... Mr. Garamblington?
- Yes?
- We'll take care of it.
Ha ha!
Now to watch
Banana Law in action.
Two can play the party game!
Ooh, nice.
All right.
Come on, Gunthalina.
I need you to pass out some
whirling dervishes.
The guests are
getting restless.
Loose grape medley.
Stack of enriched-flour
tortillas.
Start with Roger.
He looks famished.
Everyone smile and eat and
make our neighbors jealous.
Gunther!
Gunther! Gunther!
Bah! Gunther's too
captivating.
Huh?
Oh, yeah!
Oh, this is my jam!
Time to get my freak nasty on.
Roger, dance with me!
Hup! Ha!
Whoo!
Gunther!
Gunther!
Gunther!
Come on!
Oh, if only there
were some way
I could magically
ruin their party.
Oh!
Oh. Wait a minute.
Oh, lovable, forgetful me.
H-hey!
I thought you were my bros,
my roll dogs for life!
Ice King!
Ow!
Hey, everybody,
take refuge in my body!
Ice King, don't make me
stand up and whomp you!
Well, if that's what it takes
for a fella to get noticed
around here,
then whomp me!
That's... it!
Huh?!
Oh, Mama, that's some stank!
Aah!
Why are you doing
this, I. K?
Because she didn't invite
me to her potluck!
Yes, I did!
I sent your invite
in the mail!
The mail?!
Who reads the mail?!
I just stack all my mail in a
tall pile until it falls over.
Then I shred it to
use in cascarones!
So, uh, can I party with you?
Only if you promise
to stop acting nanners.
Nanners?
Why, I don't even know
the meaning of the word.
Whoo!
Whoo!
Party time,
right, guys?!
Whoo-hoo!
It's time for the raffle,
and the winner is...
Finn.
Whoa, cool.
Congrats, Finn.
You won a Sea Lard.
Here you go.
Awesome.
You won a Sea Lard.
That donks.
Aah!
You son of a bleep! Aah!
Ja-a-ke!
Hey... you.
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪
♪ We can wander through the forest ♪
♪ And do so as we please ♪
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪
This party is so crazy!
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♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪
♪ With Jake the dog
and Finn the human ♪
♪ The fun will never end ♪
♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
Ripped By mstoll
Ow.
Ow.
Ow!
Your shoe rash is gross, man.
Ohh.
Oh, I'm gonna throw up.
Ah, I'm just kidding.
Man, I wish I had my other sock.
This callus is going to junk up
my good time at PB's potluck.
Don't worry, man!
We're gonna have a ton of fun.
We'll eat some melon.
I'll get some compliments
on my pretty makeup.
You look like a target.
I look pretty!
He got you bees
for your birthday?
Bounce house!
Come on, Jake!
Bounce! Bounce!
Ow!
Huh?
Oh, hi, Finn.
Oh, my goodness!
Sorry, Bounce House Princess.
I didn't know it was you.
Oh, that's okay.
You wanna go inside?
Bounce around for a little?
Mm... that's okay.
Come on, Jake, let's, uh...
let's go party.
Hey, guys!
Hello.
Hello, Princess Princess
Princess.
Hey, Embryo Princess.
Hey... you.
Welcome to the potluck,
guys.
Jake, you look pretty.
Thank you.
What's up with the limp?
I've been going foot-nude
in this shoes.
And now I've got this
turbo-huge callus.
Well, sit down and relax.
Oh! By the way, I entered
everyone's name into a raffle.
And the winner gets
whatever is in that.
Mysterious.
Oh!
Brought something
for the party.
Oh! How wonderful!
Bam.
Soda.
Oh.
It's warm.
And I shook it up...
a lot.
Well...
great!
I'll just put this on ice.
♪ Makin' hair tepees for my hair peoplies ♪
♪ To live in ♪
♪ Doo da doo doo ♪
♪ To love in ♪
♪ Doo da doo doo ♪
Someone outside is
messing with my ice.
Let's see what's going
on down there, Gunts.
My on-again, off-again G. F.,
Princess Bubblegum?!
My B. F. S, Finn and Jake?!
All the fine Princesses
that want to date me?!
What the heck?!
My roll dogs for life are
throwing a party without me!
Just when you think
you got some great bros,
they kick you to the curb.
Oh, I see how it is.
They're gonna do me like that,
so I'm-a do them like this!
Ca-caw!
That's how owls do it.
Well, hello, little one.
You're going to help
me ruin a party.
Huh?
Oh, quiet, you.
That's it for the kitties.
How my bunnies doin'?
Yes.
That's it. Ah, yes.
Gunther!
More la-sag-na!
Okay.
Yes.
Go, my little sour pusses.
Ruin that party.
Aww. Hey, guy.
Jake, check out this cat.
I don't like cats, man.
Do you like fresh lemon
in your iced tea?
Yes.
Ha, ha! All right!
It looks like you don't have to
make that lemon run after all.
Yes!
Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.
At least I still have
my party poopers!
Ugh!
Oh, glob!
So much la-sag-na.
Gunther, daddy needs you to
dress up like a princess so you
can sneak into that party and
throw fruit punch on everybody.
Huh? You want to do
that for daddy? Huh?
Thanks, sweetie!
I can always
count on my Gunts.
Finishing touch.
Yeah, Gunther!
Hot!
You better be careful,
Gunther,
or I'll keep you like
this all the time.
I... just might have
to chase you around...
marry you.
Ow! Just kidding!
Arms out, Gunther.
Yes.
Thatta-Gunther!
Get a cup of punch!
Huh?
Oh, hey, Gunther.
Hey, everybody,
Gunther is here!
Hey, Gunther!
Gunther, come party with us!
No, Gunther.
Do not party with them!
Get them buns on
the dance floor, girl!
Gunther! Gunther!
Gunther! Gunther!
Gunther!
No, Gunther!
Hmm.
Hey, Gunther.
Let me get one
of them socks.
Yeow!
Ow!
Oh, well, they think their
party's the bee's knees, huh?
Well, their party is
the knees of nothing!
Gunther!
Gunther! Gunther!
Bah!
There ought to be a law!
Wait a minute. There is a law!
Do I have what it takes?
Banana Guard.
L-I'm calling to tattle.
Okay.
Who are you tattling on?
The loud party going
on next door.
It's bothering everyone
in the Ice Kingdom.
Ice Kingdom?
Is this the Ice King?
Yes.
Well, uh, we hate you, so...
Banana Guard.
Yes, this is a little old lady
calling about the loud party.
Is this the Ice King?
No!
This is Mrs. Garambling... ton.
Mrs. Garamblington?
Yeah.
Hold on.
Let me get my husband.
Hi. This is Ted Garamblington.
I need you to
shut down this party.
Your wife sounds pretty old.
Uh... hold on.
There's someone at the door.
Yes? Hello?
Hey, Mr. Garamblington, it's me,
the pizza-delivery boy.
Oh, hi, Johnny.
Boy, that sure is a loud party out there.
Hope it's not
bothering the Missus.
Oh, it's okay, Johnny...
I'm on the phone
with the Banana Guard.
They're gonna take care of it.
Oh. That's good.
Uh, what do I owe you, Johnny?
It's $12.57, Mr. G.
Okay. There you go.
Prices have gone up.
Aw, geez, do you have anything smaller?
Let me check with my brother George.
Hey, George!
What?!
The pizza's here!
You got any cash on you?
I only got a $50 bill.
Uh... Mr. Garamblington?
- Yes?
- We'll take care of it.
Ha ha!
Now to watch
Banana Law in action.
Two can play the party game!
Ooh, nice.
All right.
Come on, Gunthalina.
I need you to pass out some
whirling dervishes.
The guests are
getting restless.
Loose grape medley.
Stack of enriched-flour
tortillas.
Start with Roger.
He looks famished.
Everyone smile and eat and
make our neighbors jealous.
Gunther!
Gunther! Gunther!
Bah! Gunther's too
captivating.
Huh?
Oh, yeah!
Oh, this is my jam!
Time to get my freak nasty on.
Roger, dance with me!
Hup! Ha!
Whoo!
Gunther!
Gunther!
Gunther!
Come on!
Oh, if only there
were some way
I could magically
ruin their party.
Oh!
Oh. Wait a minute.
Oh, lovable, forgetful me.
H-hey!
I thought you were my bros,
my roll dogs for life!
Ice King!
Ow!
Hey, everybody,
take refuge in my body!
Ice King, don't make me
stand up and whomp you!
Well, if that's what it takes
for a fella to get noticed
around here,
then whomp me!
That's... it!
Huh?!
Oh, Mama, that's some stank!
Aah!
Why are you doing
this, I. K?
Because she didn't invite
me to her potluck!
Yes, I did!
I sent your invite
in the mail!
The mail?!
Who reads the mail?!
I just stack all my mail in a
tall pile until it falls over.
Then I shred it to
use in cascarones!
So, uh, can I party with you?
Only if you promise
to stop acting nanners.
Nanners?
Why, I don't even know
the meaning of the word.
Whoo!
Whoo!
Party time,
right, guys?!
Whoo-hoo!
It's time for the raffle,
and the winner is...
Finn.
Whoa, cool.
Congrats, Finn.
You won a Sea Lard.
Here you go.
Awesome.
You won a Sea Lard.
That donks.
Aah!
You son of a bleep! Aah!
Ja-a-ke!
Hey... you.
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪
♪ We can wander through the forest ♪
♪ And do so as we please ♪
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪
This party is so crazy!
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