Adventure Time (2010–2018): Season 4, Episode 25 - I Remember You - full transcript

The Ice King asks Marcelline the Vampire Queen to help him write a song.

[Mouse squeaks]

[Penguins wenk]

[All cheering]

[Screeches]

♪ Adventure Time ♪

♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪

♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪

♪ With Jake the Dog
and Finn the Human ♪

♪ The fun will never end ♪

♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
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ICE KING: Okay, Gunther, you ready
for the show to begin?



Wenk.
[Slurps]

One, two, three.

♪ Gunther ♪

♪ Why did you gunt my fries? ♪

♪ I gunted them,
and they were mine ♪

♪ What kind of gunt
gunts his Gunther's fries ♪

♪ and doesn't even gunt him
in the eyes? ♪

♪ Gunther, there were tears
there ♪

♪ If you gunted them,
would you even care? ♪

♪ Gunther ♪

♪ Do you even love me? ♪
- Wenk!

It's rhetorical,
Gunther.

Marceline's songs are so good.

Hmm. Maybe I can get Marceline
to write a song with me.



Man, if she helped me write
a song like that,

I'd be crushing it non-stop
with the princesses.

Oh, yeah!

[Gunther coughing]

[Chuckles]

Gunther, you cute
little dummy.

You know, Gunther, my song
is gonna need

some dope lyrics
to lure the honeys in.

Hmm, hmm.
Hmm.

Jay T. Dawgzone always says,

"Ladies are drawn to bros
with tortured pasts."

And I've got
a way tortured past!

I think.
I don't really re...

Um...

Quickly, Gunther.

To the "the past" room!

[Whistling]

Ah, yes.

Lot of emotionally powerful
stuff in here.

[Sniffing]

Still wet with tears.

I'll take some of these for
lyrical inspiration.

So, where's Marceline living
these days?

- Wenk.
- A cave?

Pbht!

Well, well, well.

Looks like Ice King is up to bad
biscuits, brother.

Bad biscuits make
the baker broke, bro.

Ice King, you make
our job too easy.

You ready to roll
on this fool?

Dinner roll!

Hello!
Anybody home?

No.

What are you doing here?

I told you not
to come around me.

[Laughs]

Yeah, I know, but I was hoping
you could help me write a song.

One that could help me
get some princess action.

I'm not going to help you
pick up on chicks!

Come on!
We can be a prog-rock duo!

I'll even split
the fans with you.

I get the princesses,
and you get...

whatever it is
you're into.

Sounds good, yeah,
I think it does.

Hyup!
[Laughs]

Hey!
Get out of here!

Wait!

Just let me play you
what I've written so far.

Oh, dang it.

Tangles in the cord.

Sometimes this happens
when you fly with it.

The tangles are hard.

Oh.
[Grunting]

Oh.
Oh, geez, no.

Oh, no.
Ice King's in trouble.

[Grunting]

Hey, you know what?
I'll just hum it for you.

♪ [Humming] ♪

Is that good?

- BOTH: Ice King!
- Wha?

Oh, you got him.

Nice job, Marceline.

[As Batman] Your constant
harassment of the female gender

makes me sick.

No, he can stay.
- BOTH: Wha?

Yeah, wha?

It's all right. We're working
on a song together.

You don't want us to...

for you?

Nah, it's okay,
you guys can go.

Okay.

Well, I guess we'll see you,
then.

- Bye.
- Bye.

You know, I kind of like being
tied up in these cords.

Kinda freaky!

[Electricity buzzes]

So what kind of song
are we playing?

Oh, I brought these
for some inspiration.

Just use these to work off of...

you know, a template.

Okay...

Yeah, yeah,
that's good.

Keep doing that.

[Slow tempo organ music plays]

[Snapping fingers]

♪ Slime Princess,
you're all right ♪

♪ Flame Princess, you're okay ♪

♪ Wild Berry Princess,
could be better ♪

♪ All of the princesses are
pretty all right, but... ♪

♪ Oh, Bubblegum ♪

♪ you look like a lot of fun ♪

♪ I'm right outside ♪

♪ and that is how I know ♪

♪ Hey, Princess,
did you get my text? ♪

♪ with a picture of my awesome
gun show ♪

♪ I'm also working on my pecs ♪

♪ If you'd like, I'll send you
a picture of that, too ♪

♪ Oh, Bubblegum ♪

♪ I really need someone ♪

♪ or anyone...

♪ pretty much anyone ♪

♪ I'm so alone ♪

♪ [high-pitched]
Won't somebody tell me

what's wrong
with me? ♪

♪ Anybody ♪

♪ Anybody ♪

♪ Anybody-y-y-y-y-y! ♪

[normal voice]
♪ Anybody! ♪

♪ [crying] Gron in the sky,
please tell me why! ♪

Stop acting like this!

No! It's just starting
to get good!

♪ Anybody! ♪

Princesses, I command you,
love me!

Love me!

Love me!

[Sobbing] Love me!

Stop acting crazy!

I just wanna be
loved!

Uh-oh.
I'm sorry I pushed you.

[Thud!]

Uh, oh... I'll just stay
out of your way.

[Grunting]

Someone.

Again, I'm sorry
I pushed you.

[Sighs]

- Huh?
- What you got? An apple?

Ugh!

[Thud!]

[Mid-tempo music plays]

♪ You're so annoying,
you pitiful old man ♪

♪ I'd like to help you,
but I don't know if I can ♪

♪ I thought you were nuts ♪

♪ but you're really, really,
really nuts ♪

♪ every time I move,
eventually you find me ♪

♪and start hanging around ♪

♪ just another lame excuse
to see me ♪

♪ Man, it's getting me down ♪

♪ You know, I'm actually
glad to see you ♪

♪ Maybe I'm the one who's... ♪

[sighs]
Nuts.

[Music stops]

Hold on.

Do you like me?

Of course I do, you old jerk!

Really?

Wow.

How about one of these?

Ah!

[Smooches]

[Gasps]
Ah! Not like that!

Ugh.

You don't remember anything,
do you... Simon!?

What-mon?

Why do you even come see me
when you don't remember me?

You don't even know
who you are!

Yes, I do!
I am a lyricist!

It's all here on the page!
The page!

In song, baby!
On this receipt!

On this takeout menu!

On these newspapers!

[Laughs]

Huh?
Look!

This clipping...
this was you, Simon!

Before the war!

Huh?

[Muttering]

Huh?

[Gasps]

This!
You took this picture!

Ugh.
You've scribbled all over it!

Hmm?

Oh! Oh!
Are they good lyrics?

I'll get the keyboard!

What?
Wait, listen!

Yeah!
Let's go!

What's it say?

Sing out, sister!

♪ "Marceline, is it
just you and me ♪

♪ in the wreckage of the world? ♪

♪ that must be so confusing
for a little girl ♪

♪ and I know you're going
to need me here with you ♪

♪ but I'm losing myself, ♪

♪ and I'm afraid you're going
to lose me, too ♪

Hoo, yeah!
Keep it going!

Oh! Um...

♪ This magic keeps me alive ♪

♪ but it's making me crazy ♪

♪ And I need to save you ♪

♪ but who's going to save me? ♪

♪ Please forgive me
for whatever I do ♪

♪ When I don't remember you ♪

Wow!
I wrote that?

Hot stuff!

What? You don't remember
what it means?

Look!

♪ "Marceline... ♪

♪ I can feel myself
slipping away ♪

♪ I can't remember
what it made me say ♪

♪ but I remember
that I saw you frown ♪

♪ I swear it wasn't me,
it was the crown ♪

♪ This magic keeps me alive ♪

BOTH:
♪ But it's making me crazy ♪

♪ And I need to save you ♪

♪ but who's going to save me? ♪

♪ Please forgive me for..." ♪

What is going on
in there?

BOTH: ♪ "When I don't..." ♪

I have no idea.

BOTH:
"Please forgive me for whatever I do ♪

♪ When I don't remember you" ♪

♪ Da da, da da da da da ♪

♪ Da da, da da da da da ♪

♪ Da da, da da da da ♪

♪ Come along with me ♪

♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪

♪ We can wander through the forest ♪

♪ And do so as we please ♪

♪ Come along with me ♪

♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪
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