Adventure Time (2010–2018): Season 4, Episode 21 - Who Would Win - full transcript
While training for an epic battle, Finn and Jake take their frustrations out in a fight against each other.
♪ Adventure time ♪
♪ come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ we'll go to very
distant lands ♪
♪ with Jake the dog
and finn the human ♪
♪ the fun will never end ♪
♪ it's adventure time ♪
- Whatcha think?
- I can make that driz,
- no problem.
- It's crazy far, man.
Nah, that's just a
perspecto illusion.
It looks far 'cause
the cliff's lower.
- Eh, go for it.
- Whoo!
- Shoot!
- Almost.
- Not really.
What?! Watch me, fool.
Hup!
Whoo! I did it!
Sike!
Hey, you know what? This
is cool just having bro
- time for once.
- What, like no ladies?
Or dudes or whatevs. It's
just a chore sometimes.
Yeah, two people
is mad efficient.
- Whoa!
- It's a beach brawl!
Looks like they're
trying to drown a barn.
That's not a barn.
That's a dude!
Holy fizzle.
What's going on here, tough boy?
What is that huge dude?
He's the farm, the legendary
fighter of the shiney isles.
I came here to participate in
his open challenge, but this
mother can't be beat!
Give up, worms!
My fight power is supreme! I'm
too freaking legendary for
you!
Train! Train! Train!
Whoa! Train! Train!
Train! Train!
I love you, the train! You're
almost as legendary as
the farm, the train! The
train is gonna smack you
down on his tracks! Whoo!
Your caboose is mine! Choo-choo!
Choo-choo! - Oh, my glob.
Choo! Ow!
My legs are backwards!
Why? Ohh! You're mean!
Did you just die?
No. The train will chug on.
My friend makes bionic legs.
I'll be better than before.
I want bionic legs!
Who's your friend? Yeah, right.
It's secret!
Don't follow me!
- Train can do this.
- You don't want bionic
legs. It ain't natchy.
I don't care about natchy.
Let's discuss this later.
You guys want to fight me?
You think we can beat him?
Yeah way, we can't.
He's the ultimate!
But if we beat him,
we'll be crazy legends.
Man, I already am a legend
in other aspects of life.
Third highest score in
"kompy's kastle," brah.
- Third. In the candy kingdom.
- Jake, that's your
legend. This could
be our legend!
- Brogend!
- Okay, how are we gonna
- beat him, then?
- Train!
- He can't even walk.
- No, man.
"Train up," like "get
ripped!" Yeah, I was just
kidding. Let's destroy that guy!
We're coming back
for you, the farm!
After we train!
- Yeah, that's cool.
- We're gonna annihilate
you, the farm! Mm-kay.
I'm gonna do a finishing
move on you!!
All right! Yeah!
- Come on, Jake!
- Ugh.
- Huh! Hyah!
- Let's see your chokey
brokey style.
- Nice one.
- Yes.
Now watch my... Something style.
- Hyah!
- Huh?
Jake?
- You're playing "kompy's kastle"?
- Huh?
Whoo! Uh... Yes.
Winning this battle could
take our reputation to a
- whole new level!
- Look, I'm a full-grown
dog of my own, and I need to
play "kompy's kastle" every day
- so I can maintain my rank.
- So... You don't care
- about fighting the farm?
- I never really take
anything seriously.
Except "kompy's kastle."
Hy-ah! Komp-y-y-y!!
I'm gonna break every bone in
your body, then heal you later
with that magical goo we got
from the cyclops's eye.
Aah!
- Ouch.
- Apologize!
Never!
I'm gonna turn up the
- juice!
- And I'm gonna drink it!
My little face!
Ow!
Where are you? Huh?
- Huh?
- Huh?
- Apologize for not
taking training seriously!
Come out, you chicken nug!
Ow.
Apologize to
- "kompy's kastle"!
- No.
You apologize for not taking training...
Seriously.
Ugh, gross!
Ow!
Aah! My eyes! Cheap
move, you butt rag!
You... You're the cheap move!
Huh? Pants!
I'm really gonna wipe you now.
- Bring it on, bro!
Ou-u-ch! Ow! Ow!!
No biteys!
I'm gonna down the farm
- without you!
- I'm gonna knock down
the farm just so you'll never
know the taste of downing the
farm!
Yo, guess what?
Guess what, homey?
I put in the time.
I'm-a make you mine.
Yeah, that's right.
Come and get this.
So, what... both
at the same time?
I'm cool. You're gonna
fight this, the
farm? Okay.
Just me. I don't need
this clown town.
The only way you're gonna
win is if you use your
- cheap moves.
Hey, come on.
You got to fight the dude.
I can't see!
- Walk me to the light!
- Yeah, that's what you
get.
Cloud looks like a car.
Awaken to your dream, finn
- and Jake.
- Whoa!
Who are you? I am
the dream warrior.
I've summoned you here to hang
with me in your together dream.
Are you gonna show us a
move to beat the farm?
First, listen. Then wake up.
All right. I have cheap cars.
- My cars are che-e-e-ap.
- My cars are cheap.
But they drive bad when
I turn out the lights!
Turn out the lights. These
sweatpants have another
- name.
- Another name.
Yeah, don't you always call
sweatpants "give up on
- life" pants, Jake?
- I do, because peeps
need to respect themselves when
they leave the house, even if
it's just for ice cream or t.P.
Or whatevs.
Two shiny golden apples,
ripe enough to bite!
Bite!
That's all I got to say for now.
Get lost!
What is going on
here, dream warrior?
Yeah, what's this all about?
Nap's over! Sorry!
Whoa. That was a good nap.
Hey, did you dream
about dream warrior?
Yeah. What was he
trying to tell us
- exactly?
- I don't know.
I didn't get it.
But listen, man.
I'm sorry I got mad at you. Who
cares about my high score in
"kompy"? It ain't important.
No, man. It is important.
Being the third best at
something is math and deserves
respect, not like
I did to "kompy."
Anyway, I think we both got
cranky after all that training.
Well, good thing we're rested,
'cause now we can beat
- this beast.
- Yeah!
Oh, hey! Look!
The dudes came back
to watch us fight!
A'ight. This is it. Let's
use what we learned in
- training.
- Uh...
All we did was fight dirty
with cheap... wait.
My cars are che-e-ap. Che-e-ap.
Dream warrior was telling
us which cheap moves to
use on the farm!
Headlights mean eyes!
- Mud in the eyes!
- Give up on life pants!
Pull down his pants
like you did to moi!
- Two golden apples!
- Mm...
- I think I know what that means.
- Well, sure, I can make
- a wild guess.
- You ready, man?
Yeah, dude! Put your pants on.
Okay.
Ready? Yes.
♪ come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ we'll go to very
distant lands ♪
♪ with Jake the dog
and finn the human ♪
♪ the fun will never end ♪
♪ it's adventure time ♪
- Whatcha think?
- I can make that driz,
- no problem.
- It's crazy far, man.
Nah, that's just a
perspecto illusion.
It looks far 'cause
the cliff's lower.
- Eh, go for it.
- Whoo!
- Shoot!
- Almost.
- Not really.
What?! Watch me, fool.
Hup!
Whoo! I did it!
Sike!
Hey, you know what? This
is cool just having bro
- time for once.
- What, like no ladies?
Or dudes or whatevs. It's
just a chore sometimes.
Yeah, two people
is mad efficient.
- Whoa!
- It's a beach brawl!
Looks like they're
trying to drown a barn.
That's not a barn.
That's a dude!
Holy fizzle.
What's going on here, tough boy?
What is that huge dude?
He's the farm, the legendary
fighter of the shiney isles.
I came here to participate in
his open challenge, but this
mother can't be beat!
Give up, worms!
My fight power is supreme! I'm
too freaking legendary for
you!
Train! Train! Train!
Whoa! Train! Train!
Train! Train!
I love you, the train! You're
almost as legendary as
the farm, the train! The
train is gonna smack you
down on his tracks! Whoo!
Your caboose is mine! Choo-choo!
Choo-choo! - Oh, my glob.
Choo! Ow!
My legs are backwards!
Why? Ohh! You're mean!
Did you just die?
No. The train will chug on.
My friend makes bionic legs.
I'll be better than before.
I want bionic legs!
Who's your friend? Yeah, right.
It's secret!
Don't follow me!
- Train can do this.
- You don't want bionic
legs. It ain't natchy.
I don't care about natchy.
Let's discuss this later.
You guys want to fight me?
You think we can beat him?
Yeah way, we can't.
He's the ultimate!
But if we beat him,
we'll be crazy legends.
Man, I already am a legend
in other aspects of life.
Third highest score in
"kompy's kastle," brah.
- Third. In the candy kingdom.
- Jake, that's your
legend. This could
be our legend!
- Brogend!
- Okay, how are we gonna
- beat him, then?
- Train!
- He can't even walk.
- No, man.
"Train up," like "get
ripped!" Yeah, I was just
kidding. Let's destroy that guy!
We're coming back
for you, the farm!
After we train!
- Yeah, that's cool.
- We're gonna annihilate
you, the farm! Mm-kay.
I'm gonna do a finishing
move on you!!
All right! Yeah!
- Come on, Jake!
- Ugh.
- Huh! Hyah!
- Let's see your chokey
brokey style.
- Nice one.
- Yes.
Now watch my... Something style.
- Hyah!
- Huh?
Jake?
- You're playing "kompy's kastle"?
- Huh?
Whoo! Uh... Yes.
Winning this battle could
take our reputation to a
- whole new level!
- Look, I'm a full-grown
dog of my own, and I need to
play "kompy's kastle" every day
- so I can maintain my rank.
- So... You don't care
- about fighting the farm?
- I never really take
anything seriously.
Except "kompy's kastle."
Hy-ah! Komp-y-y-y!!
I'm gonna break every bone in
your body, then heal you later
with that magical goo we got
from the cyclops's eye.
Aah!
- Ouch.
- Apologize!
Never!
I'm gonna turn up the
- juice!
- And I'm gonna drink it!
My little face!
Ow!
Where are you? Huh?
- Huh?
- Huh?
- Apologize for not
taking training seriously!
Come out, you chicken nug!
Ow.
Apologize to
- "kompy's kastle"!
- No.
You apologize for not taking training...
Seriously.
Ugh, gross!
Ow!
Aah! My eyes! Cheap
move, you butt rag!
You... You're the cheap move!
Huh? Pants!
I'm really gonna wipe you now.
- Bring it on, bro!
Ou-u-ch! Ow! Ow!!
No biteys!
I'm gonna down the farm
- without you!
- I'm gonna knock down
the farm just so you'll never
know the taste of downing the
farm!
Yo, guess what?
Guess what, homey?
I put in the time.
I'm-a make you mine.
Yeah, that's right.
Come and get this.
So, what... both
at the same time?
I'm cool. You're gonna
fight this, the
farm? Okay.
Just me. I don't need
this clown town.
The only way you're gonna
win is if you use your
- cheap moves.
Hey, come on.
You got to fight the dude.
I can't see!
- Walk me to the light!
- Yeah, that's what you
get.
Cloud looks like a car.
Awaken to your dream, finn
- and Jake.
- Whoa!
Who are you? I am
the dream warrior.
I've summoned you here to hang
with me in your together dream.
Are you gonna show us a
move to beat the farm?
First, listen. Then wake up.
All right. I have cheap cars.
- My cars are che-e-e-ap.
- My cars are cheap.
But they drive bad when
I turn out the lights!
Turn out the lights. These
sweatpants have another
- name.
- Another name.
Yeah, don't you always call
sweatpants "give up on
- life" pants, Jake?
- I do, because peeps
need to respect themselves when
they leave the house, even if
it's just for ice cream or t.P.
Or whatevs.
Two shiny golden apples,
ripe enough to bite!
Bite!
That's all I got to say for now.
Get lost!
What is going on
here, dream warrior?
Yeah, what's this all about?
Nap's over! Sorry!
Whoa. That was a good nap.
Hey, did you dream
about dream warrior?
Yeah. What was he
trying to tell us
- exactly?
- I don't know.
I didn't get it.
But listen, man.
I'm sorry I got mad at you. Who
cares about my high score in
"kompy"? It ain't important.
No, man. It is important.
Being the third best at
something is math and deserves
respect, not like
I did to "kompy."
Anyway, I think we both got
cranky after all that training.
Well, good thing we're rested,
'cause now we can beat
- this beast.
- Yeah!
Oh, hey! Look!
The dudes came back
to watch us fight!
A'ight. This is it. Let's
use what we learned in
- training.
- Uh...
All we did was fight dirty
with cheap... wait.
My cars are che-e-ap. Che-e-ap.
Dream warrior was telling
us which cheap moves to
use on the farm!
Headlights mean eyes!
- Mud in the eyes!
- Give up on life pants!
Pull down his pants
like you did to moi!
- Two golden apples!
- Mm...
- I think I know what that means.
- Well, sure, I can make
- a wild guess.
- You ready, man?
Yeah, dude! Put your pants on.
Okay.
Ready? Yes.