Adventure Time (2010–2018): Season 3, Episode 9 - Fionna and Cake - full transcript
In a world where all the characters are different genders, the adventurer Fionna gets advice from her cat-friend Cake on her date with Prince Gumball.
♪ Adventure Time ♪
♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ We'll go to very
distant lands ♪
♪ With Cake the cat
and Fionna the human ♪
♪ The fun will never end ♪
♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
Throw it, Cake!
Heh!
Hes-yang
These Jelly Kinders aren't...
alive, are they?
What? No.
They can't even talk.
Bloo bloo-bloo bloop...
Kick it!
Thanks for helping me out, guys.
What are these
boogers for, anyway?
Oh, they're decorations for
my Biennial Gumball Ball...
tonight!
Sounds like it's gonna be large!
Yes! So very large.
I'd like you to be there
as my special guest.
You want me to... go
with you to the ball?
Heck yes.
As my pal!
Oh. Right.
It starts at 7:00,
so don't be late!
Fionna, we got trouble!
My tail is totally frizzin' out.
I'll check it out.
It's Ice Queen!
The Prince shall be mine!
Back inside!
Out of my way, Tomboy!
Ice Queen, why you always
predatoring on dudes?
Ha! You should talk, keeping
all the babes to yourself,
totally ice-blocking my game!
Wh a?
Not... this time!
Gah! Slush beast!
Cake! Morningstar mode!
Hup!
Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!
You saved me from the Ice Queen!
Oh, uh, yeah, I guess.
Is she gone?
She must have fled.
Fionna, you're so strong...
and you look so
beautiful in the snow.
What are you doing later?
I was just going to go home...
Come with me.
Let's go out.
Go out?
Yeah.
Let's go somewhere.
What?
We'd love to!
Great!
Meet me in the castle
gardens in an hour.
Yes! We'll be there!
Oh, it's a date!
No, it's not.
I'm sure when he said, "Go out,"
he meant "Go out," not "go out!"
Shut up! He's into you!
Come on! You heard what he said.
I'm like his guy friend.
Well, that could change tonight!
If it's a date, why
are you coming?
I'm coming to help you.
Hold on.
I'm bringing my dulcimer.
Aw, man!
It's a conversation starter.
Fine.
I'll do this, if only
to prove you wrong.
Mm. Let's just bail.
I changed my mind.
No!
No retreat, girl.
Hello, Fionna.
And I see you brought Cake.
That's cool, right?
Only if it's cool
that I brought...
Lord Monochromicorn.
How are you, gorgeous?
Accept these tokens
of our esteem.
Hey, you didn't have to, guy.
Nonsense.
For you, Cake...
A satchel of Nepetalactone.
Mo-cro picked it himself.
Catnip! Sweet babies!
And for you, M'lady...
a bouquet of posies.
Oh, uh... they're...
there's a surprise
at the center.
Huh?
A crystal sword!
I'm all about swords!
How did you know?!
I pay attention to things I
see you being all about.
Thanks, dude.
It's just... wow.
Come.
For the wovviness has
only just begun!
Psst! Fi.
Tell Gumball that you
think he's "Hawt."
What? No!
Guys like to hear
that they're hot!
Will you keep your voice down?!
Oh, Fionna!
Hey! What's up?
I thought we might
have a little race...
A playful race... To
Marshmallovvy Mweadows.
Okay.
But I'm gonna kick your butt.
Not that I'm
thinking of butts...
Excellent.
Hyah!
After him, Fionna!
After your man!
Whoooooo!
Good race, Fionna.
Why are y'all breathless
if we're the ones runnin'?
Hup!
Gumball!
Sorry. I saw a pearl
Pygmy skull in there.
It reminded me of you... The
way your eyes... sparkle.
Fionna, there's something
I want to tell you.
♪ I feel like nothing was real ♪
♪ Until I met you ♪
♪ I feel like we connect
and I really get you ♪
♪ If I said "You're a beautiful
girl," would it upset you? ♪
♪ Because the way
you look tonight ♪
♪ Silhouetted ♪
♪ I'll never forget it ♪
♪ Oh, oh, Fionna ♪
♪ Your fist has
touched my heart ♪
♪ Oh, oh, Fionna ♪
♪ I won't let anything in
this world keep us apart ♪
♪ I won't let anything in
this world keep us apart ♪
Oh, my gosh, dude.
That was, like, the
stupidest thing ever.
See you back at the treehouse!
Geez, I don't know.
I've thought about it, but...
I think you could wear your
pants as a shirt, if
you really needed to.
Okay, okay.
Now you ask me something.
Oh, uh... is this a date'?
Fionna... come to
the ball with me.
As your... chum?
No.
As my girlfriend
It was a date!
There was singing and junk!
I know!
I was there for that part!
Cake, he wants me to go to
the bail was his girlfriend!
Oh, my goodness!
It's almost 7:00!
You need something to wear!
Oh, hold on, honey.
I'm gonna make this happen!
How am I supposed to fit
my weapons in this?
It's a ball!
You don't need weapons!
I'll take my retractable sword.
Okay! Let's go, go, go!
Lovely, lovely.
Yes, I designed it myself.
I've been looking for you.
Well, here I am.
Ha ha!
Hey, I want to show
you something.
Okay.
Whoo!
Okay, girl! See you later!
What?
Hey, is this your bedroom?
Fionna...
Whoa.
What?!
This was so much easier
than I thought it would be!
This is really messed
up, Ice Queen!
What is your problem with me?!
You're what stands between
me and my Gumball!
I can't believe I
fell for this trash!
You got me to show up with
that dress and a pur...
My purse!
My Sword!
Aah!
You like my ice sword?
Get it off me!
Fionna?
Yaaaaaaah!
Oh, my goodness!
What's going on in he-
Aaaaah!
Don't you touch her!
Aaah!
Shh! It's okay, it's okay!
It was the Ice Queen.
Paws off my Prince!
Aaaaaah!
Donk! Unh!
My magic tiara!
My Powers!
And this is for yankin'
my heart guts!
Ha ha! I'm a Queen!
No.
You might catch her crazy.
Wow, Fionna... you're...
you're just...
really incredible.
Maybe we should meet up...
for a date!
No way, man.
Not interested.
I think the reason I got all
these guy friends and no
boyfriend is because I don't
really want to date any of 'em.
I don't need to feel like
I'm waiting to be noticed.
I know who I am, and
I'll know what I want
if and when it ever comes along.
But there is one guy I'd
do anything to date...
The Ice King!
What?
Me, too.
Ice King's the real deal.
Ice King is the hottest hottie,
and I can't wait to marry him!
Said Fionna.
Then she turned to
Prince Gumball and said,
"I hope Ice King will sweep
me off my feet and take me
to the farthest corner of
Ooo, where we will do nothing
but kiss and eat a whole bunch
until we get fat and die!"
The end.
So, what did you think
of the fan-fiction
I wrote about you guys?
Uhh...
Tell me you thought it was good!
Uh, it's good! It's good!
It's... it's really good, dude!
It was amazing!
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪
♪ We can wander
through the forest ♪
♪ And do so as we please ♪
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪
♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ We'll go to very
distant lands ♪
♪ With Cake the cat
and Fionna the human ♪
♪ The fun will never end ♪
♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
Throw it, Cake!
Heh!
Hes-yang
These Jelly Kinders aren't...
alive, are they?
What? No.
They can't even talk.
Bloo bloo-bloo bloop...
Kick it!
Thanks for helping me out, guys.
What are these
boogers for, anyway?
Oh, they're decorations for
my Biennial Gumball Ball...
tonight!
Sounds like it's gonna be large!
Yes! So very large.
I'd like you to be there
as my special guest.
You want me to... go
with you to the ball?
Heck yes.
As my pal!
Oh. Right.
It starts at 7:00,
so don't be late!
Fionna, we got trouble!
My tail is totally frizzin' out.
I'll check it out.
It's Ice Queen!
The Prince shall be mine!
Back inside!
Out of my way, Tomboy!
Ice Queen, why you always
predatoring on dudes?
Ha! You should talk, keeping
all the babes to yourself,
totally ice-blocking my game!
Wh a?
Not... this time!
Gah! Slush beast!
Cake! Morningstar mode!
Hup!
Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!
You saved me from the Ice Queen!
Oh, uh, yeah, I guess.
Is she gone?
She must have fled.
Fionna, you're so strong...
and you look so
beautiful in the snow.
What are you doing later?
I was just going to go home...
Come with me.
Let's go out.
Go out?
Yeah.
Let's go somewhere.
What?
We'd love to!
Great!
Meet me in the castle
gardens in an hour.
Yes! We'll be there!
Oh, it's a date!
No, it's not.
I'm sure when he said, "Go out,"
he meant "Go out," not "go out!"
Shut up! He's into you!
Come on! You heard what he said.
I'm like his guy friend.
Well, that could change tonight!
If it's a date, why
are you coming?
I'm coming to help you.
Hold on.
I'm bringing my dulcimer.
Aw, man!
It's a conversation starter.
Fine.
I'll do this, if only
to prove you wrong.
Mm. Let's just bail.
I changed my mind.
No!
No retreat, girl.
Hello, Fionna.
And I see you brought Cake.
That's cool, right?
Only if it's cool
that I brought...
Lord Monochromicorn.
How are you, gorgeous?
Accept these tokens
of our esteem.
Hey, you didn't have to, guy.
Nonsense.
For you, Cake...
A satchel of Nepetalactone.
Mo-cro picked it himself.
Catnip! Sweet babies!
And for you, M'lady...
a bouquet of posies.
Oh, uh... they're...
there's a surprise
at the center.
Huh?
A crystal sword!
I'm all about swords!
How did you know?!
I pay attention to things I
see you being all about.
Thanks, dude.
It's just... wow.
Come.
For the wovviness has
only just begun!
Psst! Fi.
Tell Gumball that you
think he's "Hawt."
What? No!
Guys like to hear
that they're hot!
Will you keep your voice down?!
Oh, Fionna!
Hey! What's up?
I thought we might
have a little race...
A playful race... To
Marshmallovvy Mweadows.
Okay.
But I'm gonna kick your butt.
Not that I'm
thinking of butts...
Excellent.
Hyah!
After him, Fionna!
After your man!
Whoooooo!
Good race, Fionna.
Why are y'all breathless
if we're the ones runnin'?
Hup!
Gumball!
Sorry. I saw a pearl
Pygmy skull in there.
It reminded me of you... The
way your eyes... sparkle.
Fionna, there's something
I want to tell you.
♪ I feel like nothing was real ♪
♪ Until I met you ♪
♪ I feel like we connect
and I really get you ♪
♪ If I said "You're a beautiful
girl," would it upset you? ♪
♪ Because the way
you look tonight ♪
♪ Silhouetted ♪
♪ I'll never forget it ♪
♪ Oh, oh, Fionna ♪
♪ Your fist has
touched my heart ♪
♪ Oh, oh, Fionna ♪
♪ I won't let anything in
this world keep us apart ♪
♪ I won't let anything in
this world keep us apart ♪
Oh, my gosh, dude.
That was, like, the
stupidest thing ever.
See you back at the treehouse!
Geez, I don't know.
I've thought about it, but...
I think you could wear your
pants as a shirt, if
you really needed to.
Okay, okay.
Now you ask me something.
Oh, uh... is this a date'?
Fionna... come to
the ball with me.
As your... chum?
No.
As my girlfriend
It was a date!
There was singing and junk!
I know!
I was there for that part!
Cake, he wants me to go to
the bail was his girlfriend!
Oh, my goodness!
It's almost 7:00!
You need something to wear!
Oh, hold on, honey.
I'm gonna make this happen!
How am I supposed to fit
my weapons in this?
It's a ball!
You don't need weapons!
I'll take my retractable sword.
Okay! Let's go, go, go!
Lovely, lovely.
Yes, I designed it myself.
I've been looking for you.
Well, here I am.
Ha ha!
Hey, I want to show
you something.
Okay.
Whoo!
Okay, girl! See you later!
What?
Hey, is this your bedroom?
Fionna...
Whoa.
What?!
This was so much easier
than I thought it would be!
This is really messed
up, Ice Queen!
What is your problem with me?!
You're what stands between
me and my Gumball!
I can't believe I
fell for this trash!
You got me to show up with
that dress and a pur...
My purse!
My Sword!
Aah!
You like my ice sword?
Get it off me!
Fionna?
Yaaaaaaah!
Oh, my goodness!
What's going on in he-
Aaaaah!
Don't you touch her!
Aaah!
Shh! It's okay, it's okay!
It was the Ice Queen.
Paws off my Prince!
Aaaaaah!
Donk! Unh!
My magic tiara!
My Powers!
And this is for yankin'
my heart guts!
Ha ha! I'm a Queen!
No.
You might catch her crazy.
Wow, Fionna... you're...
you're just...
really incredible.
Maybe we should meet up...
for a date!
No way, man.
Not interested.
I think the reason I got all
these guy friends and no
boyfriend is because I don't
really want to date any of 'em.
I don't need to feel like
I'm waiting to be noticed.
I know who I am, and
I'll know what I want
if and when it ever comes along.
But there is one guy I'd
do anything to date...
The Ice King!
What?
Me, too.
Ice King's the real deal.
Ice King is the hottest hottie,
and I can't wait to marry him!
Said Fionna.
Then she turned to
Prince Gumball and said,
"I hope Ice King will sweep
me off my feet and take me
to the farthest corner of
Ooo, where we will do nothing
but kiss and eat a whole bunch
until we get fat and die!"
The end.
So, what did you think
of the fan-fiction
I wrote about you guys?
Uhh...
Tell me you thought it was good!
Uh, it's good! It's good!
It's... it's really good, dude!
It was amazing!
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪
♪ We can wander
through the forest ♪
♪ And do so as we please ♪
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪