Adventure Time (2010–2018): Season 3, Episode 6 - The Monster - full transcript
The king and queen of Lumpy Space ask Finn to find and return Lumpy Space Princess, who has been living in the woods and mistaken as a monster.
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♪ Adventure Time ♪
♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ We'll go to very
distant lands ♪
♪ With Jake the dog
and Finn the human ♪
♪ the fun will never end ♪
♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
♪ We're
fuh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh ♪
♪ Finn and Jake ♪
♪ We'll
muh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh ♪
♪ make-a you, make... ♪
♪ We'll make you cry ♪
♪ Your mama lies ♪
♪ Jake likes pies ♪
♪ I'm a guy who'll stick
my stick into your eye ♪
♪ And you'll say why,
why, why, why, why? ♪
♪ Why, why, why, why, why? ♪
♪ Why, why, why, why, why? ♪
Pizza!
- Sir! My sir!
- Hmm?
A message from their majesties.
King and Queen Lumpy Space!
We can't find our baby girl!
Oh! She's been missing for days!
Whoa! Stop your crying, you two.
We'll help you find
your daughter.
We'll find her using
Jake's muscles.
Dude, show off your muscles.
Whoo!
No more tears, booblee bear.
Please, take her these
sandwiches we made.
She loves these sandwiches.
Thank you, boys!
Whoo!
Dude, I know where Lumpy
Space Princess is.
She's in the woods eating beans.
Mm-hmm.
This is gonna be easy as...
uh...
mm...
Easy as childbirth.
Yeah, okay.
Oh!
Aah! Oof!
Please! Please, help me.
A monster is terrorizing
our village
and has eaten up all the crops!
Why were you up
here in this tree?
I thought I saw some food,
and I was hiding
from the monster.
You must help.
Hmm. I guess we can help
this guy real quick
and then get back to L.S.P.
Where's your village?
Um...
I don't remember.
Howard remembers.
Hey! It's Howard!
Howard!
You remember where
the village is?!
Yeah, I marked it on the map,
but, uh... it's only half...
Well, we're all ready.
We can't leave yet.
Awww.
All right, now we're ready.
What's in the basket?
Samiches!
Food!
Food! Food!
Wait! You can't eat this food!
It's not ours to give!
Now show us the
way to your town.
Too tired from hunger.
Carry me?
Okay.
The monster lives
in that windmill.
We're too scared to go near it.
Nothing scares us!
Be alert.
Anything could pop out of there
and rip our faces off.
Whoo!
Be careful, Finn!
It's you!
Finn! What the junk?!
It's you!
Oh! Sandwiches!
L.S.P., what the heck
are you doin' here?
Are you in here making
out with the monster?
No.
I... am the monster.
Whaaaaaaaaaat?!
It's a long story.
It all started at my
lumpin' parents' house.
- Daughter.
- Yeah?
How are the sandwiches?
They're lumpin' delicious, mom!
You know, you could enjoy
your mom's sandwiches
every day if you came
back more often.
No. You can have them delivered
to me at my apartment.
We want you to move
back home, sweetheart.
What?!
You invited me here
under false pretenses?!
Wait, sweetheart!
We're just worried about you.
Ha! Y'all don't think I
can make it on my own?!
I'll show you!
I'm running away!
I stormed out and left
Lumpy Space forever.
Oh.
And then you found
this windmill.
No. Something else
happened first.
Keep listening.
I was so cold,
and I was so very hungry.
Uh, uh!
Oh, glob!
Maybe I can...
make a shelter out
of these nuts.
It's not fair!
I was rescued by a
family of wolves.
The Mama Wolf was all like,
"We must take care of her
as if she were our own."
And Papa Wolf was all like,
"This is a special child
who needs special love
because she's going to be
great when she grows up."
So these were talking wolves?
No, they were normal wolves.
I knew what they were thinking
because of their body language.
Stop interrupting, Finn!
I found a home where I
could act like myself.
They took care of me.
I knew that if my parents
could see me now,
they'd be jealous of how
lumpin' awesome I am.
Oh, my glob!
But then the drama started.
Stephanie, Sue, can you
guys keep a secret?
Okay, here's the secret.
I just saw Jessica
making out with Mark...
behind Tony's back.
Stephanie, are you
even listening?
'Cause I'm kind of
freaking out right now!
Tony's gonna come
back from hunting
any minute now and...
Hi, Tony!
Oh, my glob. Guys,
what are we gonna...
Oh.
So, should we say
something to Tony?
You guys!
Tony, Jessica's cheating on you!
Oh, my glob! Oh, my glob!
Oh, my glob!
Look, I'm sorry.
I know it's none
of my business...
I know!
Because I think Tony has a
right to know, Stephanie!
Nuh-unh, Miranda! I
do not like Tony!
No, Jessica!
Don't cheat on Tony with me!
Aah! Aah!
Uh! Aah! Aah! Aah!
Oh, glob!
Ah! Aah!
Oh, glob!
Oh, no!
Ah! Aaaaaaaah!
Aaaaaa! Aaaaaah!
Oh, glob.
I came upon a tribe
of villagers.
Monster!
Oh, I'm so hungry!
Monster!
Ah!
Monster!
Anyway, then I found
this windmill,
and whenever I get hungry,
I dress up like the monster,
and I go eat all of
the villagers' crops.
L.S.P., you're stealing!
Don't say that!
You're makin' me feel bad.
Thanks, Finn.
L.S.P., if you want
to feel better,
you should apologize to the
farmers and make amends.
- Really?
- Yeah. That'll work.
Monster!
Monster! Monster!
Monster!
No! No, wait!
Monster! Monster!
I'm not a monster!
I was just pretending
to be a monster.
Huh?
And I'm sorry that
you're starving
because I ate all of your crops,
even though you're
all still really fat
and I probably helped
you lose some weight.
Did she just call us fat?
Don't get all bent out of shape!
I'm just being honest!
L.S.P.!
What?
That apology was terrible!
Look!
The monster eats
while it apologizes!
Let's kill it!
Ohh!
Please don't kill me!
We have to!
Well, you don't have to.
Yeah. You can just let her go.
If we let her go, she'll
keep eating our crops,
and we'll starve!
Why don't you just
get your parents
to buy you more crops?
We are parents!
Those crops were
for our children!
You guys are parents?
Just like my parents...
L.S.P., are you okay?
Yeah, Finn. I'm great.
Here.
I want you to have
these sandwiches.
Sandwiches?
Yeah, they're really good.
They're made with a lot of love.
It's working!
I saved the village!
And that's how I
saved the village.
Well, we're just
glad you're home.
Whatever.
And thank you, Finn and Jake.
No problem.
Yeah, we didn't
really do that much.
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ and the butterflies and bees ♪
♪ We can wander
through the forest ♪
♪ and do so as we please ♪
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ to a cliff under a tree ♪
This party is so crazy!
search Steam for PROJECT WARLOCK
♪ Adventure Time ♪
♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ We'll go to very
distant lands ♪
♪ With Jake the dog
and Finn the human ♪
♪ the fun will never end ♪
♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
♪ We're
fuh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh ♪
♪ Finn and Jake ♪
♪ We'll
muh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh ♪
♪ make-a you, make... ♪
♪ We'll make you cry ♪
♪ Your mama lies ♪
♪ Jake likes pies ♪
♪ I'm a guy who'll stick
my stick into your eye ♪
♪ And you'll say why,
why, why, why, why? ♪
♪ Why, why, why, why, why? ♪
♪ Why, why, why, why, why? ♪
Pizza!
- Sir! My sir!
- Hmm?
A message from their majesties.
King and Queen Lumpy Space!
We can't find our baby girl!
Oh! She's been missing for days!
Whoa! Stop your crying, you two.
We'll help you find
your daughter.
We'll find her using
Jake's muscles.
Dude, show off your muscles.
Whoo!
No more tears, booblee bear.
Please, take her these
sandwiches we made.
She loves these sandwiches.
Thank you, boys!
Whoo!
Dude, I know where Lumpy
Space Princess is.
She's in the woods eating beans.
Mm-hmm.
This is gonna be easy as...
uh...
mm...
Easy as childbirth.
Yeah, okay.
Oh!
Aah! Oof!
Please! Please, help me.
A monster is terrorizing
our village
and has eaten up all the crops!
Why were you up
here in this tree?
I thought I saw some food,
and I was hiding
from the monster.
You must help.
Hmm. I guess we can help
this guy real quick
and then get back to L.S.P.
Where's your village?
Um...
I don't remember.
Howard remembers.
Hey! It's Howard!
Howard!
You remember where
the village is?!
Yeah, I marked it on the map,
but, uh... it's only half...
Well, we're all ready.
We can't leave yet.
Awww.
All right, now we're ready.
What's in the basket?
Samiches!
Food!
Food! Food!
Wait! You can't eat this food!
It's not ours to give!
Now show us the
way to your town.
Too tired from hunger.
Carry me?
Okay.
The monster lives
in that windmill.
We're too scared to go near it.
Nothing scares us!
Be alert.
Anything could pop out of there
and rip our faces off.
Whoo!
Be careful, Finn!
It's you!
Finn! What the junk?!
It's you!
Oh! Sandwiches!
L.S.P., what the heck
are you doin' here?
Are you in here making
out with the monster?
No.
I... am the monster.
Whaaaaaaaaaat?!
It's a long story.
It all started at my
lumpin' parents' house.
- Daughter.
- Yeah?
How are the sandwiches?
They're lumpin' delicious, mom!
You know, you could enjoy
your mom's sandwiches
every day if you came
back more often.
No. You can have them delivered
to me at my apartment.
We want you to move
back home, sweetheart.
What?!
You invited me here
under false pretenses?!
Wait, sweetheart!
We're just worried about you.
Ha! Y'all don't think I
can make it on my own?!
I'll show you!
I'm running away!
I stormed out and left
Lumpy Space forever.
Oh.
And then you found
this windmill.
No. Something else
happened first.
Keep listening.
I was so cold,
and I was so very hungry.
Uh, uh!
Oh, glob!
Maybe I can...
make a shelter out
of these nuts.
It's not fair!
I was rescued by a
family of wolves.
The Mama Wolf was all like,
"We must take care of her
as if she were our own."
And Papa Wolf was all like,
"This is a special child
who needs special love
because she's going to be
great when she grows up."
So these were talking wolves?
No, they were normal wolves.
I knew what they were thinking
because of their body language.
Stop interrupting, Finn!
I found a home where I
could act like myself.
They took care of me.
I knew that if my parents
could see me now,
they'd be jealous of how
lumpin' awesome I am.
Oh, my glob!
But then the drama started.
Stephanie, Sue, can you
guys keep a secret?
Okay, here's the secret.
I just saw Jessica
making out with Mark...
behind Tony's back.
Stephanie, are you
even listening?
'Cause I'm kind of
freaking out right now!
Tony's gonna come
back from hunting
any minute now and...
Hi, Tony!
Oh, my glob. Guys,
what are we gonna...
Oh.
So, should we say
something to Tony?
You guys!
Tony, Jessica's cheating on you!
Oh, my glob! Oh, my glob!
Oh, my glob!
Look, I'm sorry.
I know it's none
of my business...
I know!
Because I think Tony has a
right to know, Stephanie!
Nuh-unh, Miranda! I
do not like Tony!
No, Jessica!
Don't cheat on Tony with me!
Aah! Aah!
Uh! Aah! Aah! Aah!
Oh, glob!
Ah! Aah!
Oh, glob!
Oh, no!
Ah! Aaaaaaaah!
Aaaaaa! Aaaaaah!
Oh, glob.
I came upon a tribe
of villagers.
Monster!
Oh, I'm so hungry!
Monster!
Ah!
Monster!
Anyway, then I found
this windmill,
and whenever I get hungry,
I dress up like the monster,
and I go eat all of
the villagers' crops.
L.S.P., you're stealing!
Don't say that!
You're makin' me feel bad.
Thanks, Finn.
L.S.P., if you want
to feel better,
you should apologize to the
farmers and make amends.
- Really?
- Yeah. That'll work.
Monster!
Monster! Monster!
Monster!
No! No, wait!
Monster! Monster!
I'm not a monster!
I was just pretending
to be a monster.
Huh?
And I'm sorry that
you're starving
because I ate all of your crops,
even though you're
all still really fat
and I probably helped
you lose some weight.
Did she just call us fat?
Don't get all bent out of shape!
I'm just being honest!
L.S.P.!
What?
That apology was terrible!
Look!
The monster eats
while it apologizes!
Let's kill it!
Ohh!
Please don't kill me!
We have to!
Well, you don't have to.
Yeah. You can just let her go.
If we let her go, she'll
keep eating our crops,
and we'll starve!
Why don't you just
get your parents
to buy you more crops?
We are parents!
Those crops were
for our children!
You guys are parents?
Just like my parents...
L.S.P., are you okay?
Yeah, Finn. I'm great.
Here.
I want you to have
these sandwiches.
Sandwiches?
Yeah, they're really good.
They're made with a lot of love.
It's working!
I saved the village!
And that's how I
saved the village.
Well, we're just
glad you're home.
Whatever.
And thank you, Finn and Jake.
No problem.
Yeah, we didn't
really do that much.
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ and the butterflies and bees ♪
♪ We can wander
through the forest ♪
♪ and do so as we please ♪
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ to a cliff under a tree ♪
This party is so crazy!