Adventure Time (2010–2018): Season 3, Episode 5 - Too Young - full transcript
Finn is happy that Princess Bubblegum has regressed to the same age as him. But soon a challenger for the throne arrives to unseat the newly underage princess.
♪ Adventure Time ♪
♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ We'll go to very
distant lands ♪
♪ With Jake the dog
and Finn the human ♪
♪ the fun will never end ♪
♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
Finn! Finn!
Finn, where are you?
I need you to try this.
I'll be there in a sec.
What's the status? - Good, man.
Nice. Seal the deal, bro.
Okay, man. Whatevs.
You can do it! You hear me?
I'm playin' Beemo. Call me later.
Bye.
How's Finn's date?
I think it's goin' good.
Unlike your game, boy-eeee.
Where's the key to
the tower, Beemo?!
Tell me! Aaaah!
Okay, Finn. She's 13. You're 13.
Just have fun. Be yourself.
Whoooooooooooooop!
What's that?
Are you trying to make
yourself 18 again?
Nah. This is an
instant bath serum.
It makes you sweat
cleaning agents.
I don't bathe. I want that.
Hot!
So spice! So spice!
You're so spice!
♪ Bwaa bwaa bwaa bwaa ♪
Announcing the arrival of
the Earl of Lemongrab!
Aah!
Oooh!
This castle is in...
unacceptable...
condition!
Unacceptable!
30 days in the dungeon!
- For who?
- Everyone in this room.
Aah!
Wait! Wait!
You can't give orders like that!
I'm in charge here, Lemongrab!
Too young!
Too young to rule the kingdom!
Watch your manners
with the princess!
Hooooooooo!
- What the huh?
- Mm...
I am next in line to the throne,
so I will be in charge
until Princess Bubblegum
turns 18 again!
That's bunk! Right, Preebos?
No.
He is rightful ruler
under kingdom law.
It's complicated.
I created Lemongrab.
He was the first one of my
experiments gone wrong.
Nyaaaaaaaaaaah!
And now that I'm
younger than him,
he inherits the right
to control the throne.
If anyone needs me,
I'll be taking a nap.
And clean this place
up, or dungeon!
Three hours dungeon!
Who are you talkin' to?
Three hours dungeon!
Nooooo!
We'll see you in a few hours.
Okay, Starchy? - Yeah, right.
If Starchy survives that long.
Finn, this is dirt balls!
We've got to do something
to make him leave!
Yeah!
Like pranking him up his face!
Yeah! And I have
the perfect prank!
Come on, Finn.
Huh?
"You... really...
smell... like...
dog buns"?
Well, well, well.
This is everyone, then?
Yes. All the castle staff.
So which one of you was it?
Who did the thing?!
The thing?
The thing! The thing!
Hey, man! Calm down.
It's just a prank, man.
For laughs.
Prank? For laughs?
Yes, of course.
Just a harmless prank...
for laughs.
12 years dungeon, all of you...
dungeon.
Seven years, no trials.
Come on. Let's move it.
I don't think that worked
out too math, Finn.
What? No, no.
He just needs some more
prankings to finish the job.
He'll leave the kingdom.
Let's try it my way
this time, okay?
Okay.
Ooh!
Ha ha ha ha ha! Good one!
Keep 'em coming!
I'm not going anywhere!
Ho ha!
I got a new plan!
Oh, yeah? What?
We'll work together and
use that serum you made,
the one that was "Ah! So spice!"
and spice-bomb him nonstop
'til his butt falls out.
How's that sound?
Thank you for releasing me
from the dungeon early,
Master Lemongrab.
I determine what is
early and what is late,
Mr. Peppermint.
Yes, your Earlness.
Also, I don't know
where food comes from.
My lord, food comes from ma...
No! Da-da-da-da-da! No!
That is why I am royal
and you are servile!
You ready to pour the stuff?
Yeah. I made it super
hot this time.
Wait 'til he opens the lid.
Behold, a plate of mashed
carrots, flavor...
Shoot!
Shh.
Stop screaming! Why
are you screaming?!
Because I'm excited
by this meal I made!
Me, too. I'm excited, too.
Whoa!
He's eating the dirt.
Spice it now!
Apple!
Oh!
Ooh!
Mmm!
Oop.
Mmm!
One million years dungeon!
Hmm.
Maybe if we set
his butt on fire?
No, Finn. There's only one way.
I just didn't want
to have to do it.
If I change myself
back to my real age,
I can reclaim the throne.
What?! No!
I mean, uh, you can do that?
Then why did you wait so long?
Because being 13 again is
bloobalooby!
Hmm?
Well, being 18 is all
plopdumps and waggle-sags.
I never really get
to act like a kid.
But it's okay, really.
My people need me, and
that comes first.
Yeah.
The first thing we need
is more candyflesh
to increase my biomass.
But I need my lab
equipment to engineer it.
Not necessarily, m'lady.
Oh, thank you! Thank you all!
Okay, next we need
a bonding agent.
Princess, I think I can help.
Finished!
There's one last thing we need.
Only the heat from a
whopping love-hug
can catalyze the
re-agifying process.
Are you ready, Princess?
Yes, Finn, but first,
I just want to say
how much fun I've had
hanging out with you.
Me too!
And I...
I wish I could stay
like this with you, but...
I... I know, Princess.
'Scuse me, Finn.
Yo, Earl!
What?!
Hey! You're fired, ya butt!
I'm so glad everything's
back to normal.
Thanks for all your help, Finn.
Oh! You're welcome.
But, um...
What is it, Finn?
Well, do you, uh...
do you want to hug some more?
What? Finn, you silly.
That was like five years ago.
You really got to move on.
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Sorry.
Such a silly boy.
Hello.
Hey, man. What's the status?
Bad news, man.
I... I got dumped.
Aw, I'm sorry, Finn.
But look, man, let me share
with you a little secret
on how to win the
heart of a princess.
It's not easy, but you
have to be persistent.
You might have to
defeat a demon lord
and warp through several worlds,
but once you do, you walk
up the wizard stairs
and produce your magic key
you got in the water world
and unlock the chamber door.
Then walk right up
to the princess
and you give her a smooch.
Yes!
Does that make sense?
Yeah, man. I see
what you're saying.
Thanks, Jake.
Mm-hmm.
Go up the wizard steps...
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ and the butterflies and bees ♪
♪ We can wander
through the forest ♪
♪ and do so as we please ♪
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ to a cliff under a tree ♪
♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ We'll go to very
distant lands ♪
♪ With Jake the dog
and Finn the human ♪
♪ the fun will never end ♪
♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
Finn! Finn!
Finn, where are you?
I need you to try this.
I'll be there in a sec.
What's the status? - Good, man.
Nice. Seal the deal, bro.
Okay, man. Whatevs.
You can do it! You hear me?
I'm playin' Beemo. Call me later.
Bye.
How's Finn's date?
I think it's goin' good.
Unlike your game, boy-eeee.
Where's the key to
the tower, Beemo?!
Tell me! Aaaah!
Okay, Finn. She's 13. You're 13.
Just have fun. Be yourself.
Whoooooooooooooop!
What's that?
Are you trying to make
yourself 18 again?
Nah. This is an
instant bath serum.
It makes you sweat
cleaning agents.
I don't bathe. I want that.
Hot!
So spice! So spice!
You're so spice!
♪ Bwaa bwaa bwaa bwaa ♪
Announcing the arrival of
the Earl of Lemongrab!
Aah!
Oooh!
This castle is in...
unacceptable...
condition!
Unacceptable!
30 days in the dungeon!
- For who?
- Everyone in this room.
Aah!
Wait! Wait!
You can't give orders like that!
I'm in charge here, Lemongrab!
Too young!
Too young to rule the kingdom!
Watch your manners
with the princess!
Hooooooooo!
- What the huh?
- Mm...
I am next in line to the throne,
so I will be in charge
until Princess Bubblegum
turns 18 again!
That's bunk! Right, Preebos?
No.
He is rightful ruler
under kingdom law.
It's complicated.
I created Lemongrab.
He was the first one of my
experiments gone wrong.
Nyaaaaaaaaaaah!
And now that I'm
younger than him,
he inherits the right
to control the throne.
If anyone needs me,
I'll be taking a nap.
And clean this place
up, or dungeon!
Three hours dungeon!
Who are you talkin' to?
Three hours dungeon!
Nooooo!
We'll see you in a few hours.
Okay, Starchy? - Yeah, right.
If Starchy survives that long.
Finn, this is dirt balls!
We've got to do something
to make him leave!
Yeah!
Like pranking him up his face!
Yeah! And I have
the perfect prank!
Come on, Finn.
Huh?
"You... really...
smell... like...
dog buns"?
Well, well, well.
This is everyone, then?
Yes. All the castle staff.
So which one of you was it?
Who did the thing?!
The thing?
The thing! The thing!
Hey, man! Calm down.
It's just a prank, man.
For laughs.
Prank? For laughs?
Yes, of course.
Just a harmless prank...
for laughs.
12 years dungeon, all of you...
dungeon.
Seven years, no trials.
Come on. Let's move it.
I don't think that worked
out too math, Finn.
What? No, no.
He just needs some more
prankings to finish the job.
He'll leave the kingdom.
Let's try it my way
this time, okay?
Okay.
Ooh!
Ha ha ha ha ha! Good one!
Keep 'em coming!
I'm not going anywhere!
Ho ha!
I got a new plan!
Oh, yeah? What?
We'll work together and
use that serum you made,
the one that was "Ah! So spice!"
and spice-bomb him nonstop
'til his butt falls out.
How's that sound?
Thank you for releasing me
from the dungeon early,
Master Lemongrab.
I determine what is
early and what is late,
Mr. Peppermint.
Yes, your Earlness.
Also, I don't know
where food comes from.
My lord, food comes from ma...
No! Da-da-da-da-da! No!
That is why I am royal
and you are servile!
You ready to pour the stuff?
Yeah. I made it super
hot this time.
Wait 'til he opens the lid.
Behold, a plate of mashed
carrots, flavor...
Shoot!
Shh.
Stop screaming! Why
are you screaming?!
Because I'm excited
by this meal I made!
Me, too. I'm excited, too.
Whoa!
He's eating the dirt.
Spice it now!
Apple!
Oh!
Ooh!
Mmm!
Oop.
Mmm!
One million years dungeon!
Hmm.
Maybe if we set
his butt on fire?
No, Finn. There's only one way.
I just didn't want
to have to do it.
If I change myself
back to my real age,
I can reclaim the throne.
What?! No!
I mean, uh, you can do that?
Then why did you wait so long?
Because being 13 again is
bloobalooby!
Hmm?
Well, being 18 is all
plopdumps and waggle-sags.
I never really get
to act like a kid.
But it's okay, really.
My people need me, and
that comes first.
Yeah.
The first thing we need
is more candyflesh
to increase my biomass.
But I need my lab
equipment to engineer it.
Not necessarily, m'lady.
Oh, thank you! Thank you all!
Okay, next we need
a bonding agent.
Princess, I think I can help.
Finished!
There's one last thing we need.
Only the heat from a
whopping love-hug
can catalyze the
re-agifying process.
Are you ready, Princess?
Yes, Finn, but first,
I just want to say
how much fun I've had
hanging out with you.
Me too!
And I...
I wish I could stay
like this with you, but...
I... I know, Princess.
'Scuse me, Finn.
Yo, Earl!
What?!
Hey! You're fired, ya butt!
I'm so glad everything's
back to normal.
Thanks for all your help, Finn.
Oh! You're welcome.
But, um...
What is it, Finn?
Well, do you, uh...
do you want to hug some more?
What? Finn, you silly.
That was like five years ago.
You really got to move on.
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Sorry.
Such a silly boy.
Hello.
Hey, man. What's the status?
Bad news, man.
I... I got dumped.
Aw, I'm sorry, Finn.
But look, man, let me share
with you a little secret
on how to win the
heart of a princess.
It's not easy, but you
have to be persistent.
You might have to
defeat a demon lord
and warp through several worlds,
but once you do, you walk
up the wizard stairs
and produce your magic key
you got in the water world
and unlock the chamber door.
Then walk right up
to the princess
and you give her a smooch.
Yes!
Does that make sense?
Yeah, man. I see
what you're saying.
Thanks, Jake.
Mm-hmm.
Go up the wizard steps...
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ and the butterflies and bees ♪
♪ We can wander
through the forest ♪
♪ and do so as we please ♪
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ to a cliff under a tree ♪