Adventure Time (2010–2018): Season 3, Episode 26 - Incendium - full transcript

♪ Adventure Time ♪

♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪

♪ We'll go to very
distant lands ♪

♪ With Jake the dog
and Finn the human ♪

♪ The fun will never end ♪

♪ It's Adventure Time ♪

And so, through my experiments
with cloud seeding,

I've invented...

liquid pyrotechnics.

That's really cool, PB!

Aw, thanks, puppy-



Isn't it cool, Finn?

Uh... Finn, no.

Come on, Finn. Don't be weird.

Look, I'll see you guys later.

Ohh!

It's letting up.

Hey, Finn, come on.
Let's go do somethin'.

Beemo, put on a game.

♪ I can't keep pushing
this down any deeper ♪

♪ Why do I keep trying
if I can't keep her? ♪

♪ Every move I make is
just another mistake ♪

♪ I wonder what it would take,

because it feels like there's
a hole inside my body ♪

♪ Like there's a hole
inside my heart ♪



♪ It's like this feeling
is gonna consume me ♪

♪ If I keep waiting for
this thing to start ♪

♪ Oh, I feel like I'm
all gummed up inside ♪

♪ It's like I'm all
gummed up inside ♪

♪ It's like I'm all gummed
up insi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-de ♪

Oh, Finn.

Uncle Jake's got to find
you a new love interest.

Finn, I'm going out
for a quick...

walk in the woods.

Beemo, you look after him
with your camera eyes.

If anyone tries to hurt
Finn, I will kill them!

Okay, good.

♪ Gotta find a honey
for my homey ♪

♪ A baby for my buddy ♪

♪ A lady for my laddie ♪

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Woman!

Aaaaaaaaaaaah!

I'll save you, Washtub Princess!

Aah!

You're safe now, miss...

Flambe?!

Yeah, it's me.

Betcha thought it was a dame,

on account of my
girlish screamin'.

I did think that.

Ha ha. Well, thanks
anyway, brother.

Hey, you're pretty
plugged-in, Flambe.

Do you know any
princesses Finn's age?

Oh, yeah, I know just the
skirt, and she's way hot.

She's from Fire Kingdom?

Think I'll die if I go in there.

Heh. Oh, yeah.

Ow!

There... I cast "flame
shield" on youse.

Also, I spat on youse.

Beemo-cam on.

Goldurn you, tear ducts!

Ugh. Hang in there, buddy.

Uh, yo! What up?

I'm Jake... Jake the do-Ohhhhh!

Dude, you gotta pretend
like you're of royal blood.

Coulda told me that sooner.

Yeah.

Good morrow, majesty!

I am Sir Jake, Baron
of the Grasslands.

Hmm.

What is it you seek?

Speak!

Uh... uh...

I come as an envoy
of Prince Finn.

A prince?

Yeah, and he's the same
age as your daughter.

Hmm?

Bold words, but know you that
my daughter is a rare jewel.

She cannot be wooed by just
any ragamuffin prince.

Um...

Oh!

Prince Finn is... awesome!

An awesome prince!
That's the best kind!

Silence, my molten mamas.

We are perplexed.

If you are a baron true,
where is your gift?

'Tis common practice among
visiting dignitaries.

Yeah, the gift...
Where is the gift?

You're blowin' it, bromide.

A gift?

Sire, Prince Finn sent...
uh, three gifts!

What?!

Hmm.

Three is more than one.

Three's a lot of gifts.
I want three gifts.

Ooh!

The first gift is,

um... um... um...

this water bottle!

Whoop!

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Prince Finn has smote my jester!

Pourquoi?!

I do hate my jester.

Uh... Prince Finn
hated him, too.

Hmm!

For your second gift,

a... uh... hmm...

Oh!

A serenade!

That Finn wrote... for milady.

Ohhhh!

♪ Oh, Flame Princess ♪

♪ I think you're rad ♪

♪ I really want to kiss you ♪

♪ right in front of your dad ♪

♪ 'cause I think you're great ♪

♪ I wanna be your mate ♪

♪ or maybe go on a date ♪

♪ 'Cause it feels like there's
a fire inside my body ♪

♪ like there's a fire
inside my heart ♪

♪ It's like this fire
is gonna consume me ♪

♪ if I keep waiting for
this thing to start ♪

♪ Oh, I feel like I'm
all warmed up inside ♪

♪ I feel all warmed up inside ♪

♪ I feel all warmed up
insi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-de ♪

"A fire inside my body"?!

I am disgusted!

Give me your third terrible gift

and be on your way!

Aw, Finn.

I'm sorry, bro.

Beemo, go away!

Whoop.

Duck, duck, duck...

goose!

Aaaaaaah!

Is that him?

He looks terrible!

Why isn't he here?

Why did he send his buffoon?

Leave now, buffoon,
for you have failed!

No, wait!

Uh... um...

Prince Finn is here!

He's ri-i-i-ight... here!

Greetings, Flame King.

My final gift is your
favorite thing in the world.

A koala bear?

Uh... yes!

Eucalyptus!

Eucalyptus!

I don't like koalas anymore.

Begone!

Dude, don't cry!

Can't help it. I'm in
love with Bubblegum!

She's too old for you.

- I don't care!
- Come on.

Flame Princess seems into you.

- No, no, no! Only Bubblegum!

Ow! Finn?

Finn! Finn!

Finn, stop!

Fi-i-i-i-nn!

- Excellent!
- Huh?

You have indeed proven yourself.

Any prince ruthless enough
to kill his own buffoon

would make an excellent
boyfriend...

Yeah!

For my evil daughter!

What?!

She's an unstoppable
force of destruction.

Ahhhhh!

Nothing a psycho like
you can't handle.

Congratulations!

I'm so happy.

I'm so happy to
meet you, Prince.

You're my prince.

That's so sweet!

- She seems normal.
- Yeah, she seems normal.

Stop whispering!

Hey! So that's
where I came from.

You know, on second
thought, we're...

not really each ether's types.

We're... what?

I changed my mind.
I don't like you.

You... what?!

Uh, nothing!

Bye, Flambe!

Finn! I really messed up!

Finn, buddy, you got to help me!

I made a mistake!

Aaaaaah!

Who lit that fire?!

I'll kill you!

Bubblegum's rockets!

Don't you touch her stuff!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

It's a girl!

You!

What's wrong with me, huh?!
You don't like me?!

I like you!

What's wrong with you?!

Don't ever mess with me again!

Who was that?

The princess of
the Fire Kingdom.

Dude...

I think I have a crush.

♪ Come along with me ♪

♪ and the butterflies and bees ♪

♪ We can wander
through the forest ♪

♪ and do so as we please ♪

♪ Come along with me ♪

♪ to a cliff under a tree ♪