Adventure Time (2010–2018): Season 3, Episode 19 - Holly Jolly Secrets - full transcript
In Finn and Jake's holiday special, the heroes come across a video diary of the Ice King's and attempt to decipher its secrets.
♪ Adventure Time ♪
♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ We'll go to very
distant lands ♪
♪ With Jake the Dog
and Finn the Human ♪
♪ The fun will never end ♪
♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
- Jake, you made this?
- Yeah.
And you buried the
treasure right here?
Uh-huh.
Jake, you're awesome!
This is so cool.
A suitcase?
Oh, man!
I found it in the dump
and then buried it
without looking inside.
Whoa.
Wait a second, man.
I know this case.
One night, while you were
away at Lady's house,
I was dancing in the woods.
Evil tapes. Evil!
Perchance, I saw the Ice King
doing something suspicious.
So I trailed him to the dump,
where he buried this
case in the ground.
You're evil tapes!
Full of evil secrets!
That's why I'm going to bury you
where no one will
ever find you...
under all these boogers!
Whee!
Whee!
I waited for him to leave.
But he played in those
boogers for hours.
I decided to come back
later for the case.
But I lost track of it.
- Whoa! And I found it?
- Mm-hmm.
Let's have a secret screening.
I'll make some fliers for it.
There, now nobody
will bother us.
Jake! Jake, come on!
Okay, you can play
this, right, Beemo?
Yes, Finn.
It goes in my butt.
Oh.
This is so exciting!
Hello, dear diary.
Pretty good day so far.
Got up bright and early,
had a healthy and
slimming breakfast,
did 14 minutes of cardio.
Dude, what are we watching?
I think it's the
Ice King's diary.
I mean, I'm not gonna win
carpenter of the
year or anything,
but it's a place to hang
up the old toothbrush.
Wenk.
Gunter. Hey, Gunter.
Get... getaway from
the camera, sweetie.
Papa's recording his
innermost thoughts.
Remember, I explained
this to you?
Hey, Gunter.
Gunter! - Wenk.
Well, anyway, as you can
see, I'm not wearing my...
Wenk.
I'm not wearing my...
Wenk, wenk.
Sweetie, I raised my voice
because you were giving
me the silent treatment.
You understand? - Wenk.
I love you.
Can we fast-forward?
N-No, man, we might
miss something.
There must be more
to life than this.
Wenk.
I know, you don't like
when I'm contemplative.
C-Contemplative? No.
Con-tem-plat... C...
let's put on a play!
What?!
Oh, Ice King, you're so cool!
You take such good
care of yourself!
I want to be with you!
Wenk, wenk, wenk!
No, Gunter, beard stays on.
Wenk.
Gunter, I need you
to wear the beard!
- Wenk.
- Gunter!
Hey, pause it, Beemo.
There's got to be some
evil secrets in here.
I want to keep watching.
Okay-
Well, why don't I
make us some snacks?
So I don't have to watch this.
Can we sit on the floor?
I feel so far away
from you guys.
Wenk.
Aha!
Now hold still.
You moved!
Ooh, what's this?
Secret tapes?!
I wanna watch!
Catch you later, Gunter.
Wenk.
Gunter, no!
Gunter!
Dance p...
Gunter!
Dance party!
Thanks, Gunter.
Mmm!
You're Gunter.
Wenk, wenk, wenk, wenk.
Oh, fine, who needs you?
More dance party for us.
Right, Gunter?
Oh! Uh...
May I have this dance?
There's probably some
evil secrets coming up.
Someone wants to see
the secret tapes!
What?!
Oh, but I was so
clear in my flier.
Let's peek through the
window and check who it is.
Maybe it's just a pizza.
Right!
- Hey, hey!
- What?!
You guys are checking too loud!
Oh, you're right.
More quietly.
I'm quieter now.
Cool.
Hey. guys, it's me.
Can I come in and watch the
secret tapes with you?
I brought some gifts.
Aah!
Okay, if we're
quiet long enough,
Ice King will think no
one's home and go away.
Ah, no one's home.
Guess I'll go away.
Aah! Aah! Ohh!
Huh?
Just turn your alarm off!
Hmm, that sounds like Beemo.
My alarm says it's
time for Finn's bath.
Finn, get naked.
No, just hit your snooze button!
I cannot self-snooze.
It's against my programming.
Well, then, tell
me how to do it!
Press and hold, then press the
button on top of my head.
Phew!
I'm sorry.
We can still take a bath.
He must know we're
watching his tapes.
We need to find his
secrets faster.
Oh, diary, thank you
for listening to me.
Fast-forward, Beemo.
Sorry, been meaning to tell you
something insanely private.
But darest I?
I love to...
fill my bathtub full of milk
and sit in it like
I'm a magic angel.
There, I said it.
The white of the
milk is so dense,
And when I poke my little
toes out from under the milk,
they startle me and I giggle.
I giggle, diary.
They're my own toes,
yet I giggle, and
then I fall asleep.
And the milk curdles and I
get all stinky and sticky.
Disgusting, diary.
Lam disgusting.
I'm disgusting.
I'm disgusting and I
smell like curdled milk.
Anyway, back to the
Turtle Princess.
Play, Beemo.
So, there we are.
Turtle Princess is frozen
and in my little
ice wheelbarrow,
and there was magic in the air.
We were both feeling it.
But before I can
leave the library,
Finn and Jake show up!
You know how Jake is.
Stretch this, stretch that.
Bah!
He knocks off my crown,
and then Finn bonks
me on the nose!
Still hurts, too.
The worst part is,
Turtle Princess took
away my library card.
You know, dear diary,
I'm starting to worry
that all these entries
sound exactly the same,
and that my life is just
me running in place
on some giant hamster wheel.
Ugh, fast-forward, Beemo.
This reminds me of the time
I got stuck in my bathroom.
There was a squirrel.
Dan 't ask.
Anyway, long story short,
imagine me crouched down
on the kitchen ï¬oor talking
to the toilet paper.
Ha ha! I'm like, "Who wants
to go on an adventure?
Ana' the toilet
paper's //ke, "What?"
You're my best friend, diary.
I'm gonna take a nap.
No! These tapes are important.
We just don't know why yet.
Beemo, fast-forward
to triple speed.
Okay-
Beemo, play normal speed.
Come on, baby, in the pocket!
I can't do it. I can't do it.
Maybe he's talking
in secret code.
Telling evil secrets
in secret code...
He's brilliant!
Well, how do we
decode the secrets?
Why don't we call
others for help?
Beemo, you're brilliant!
Well, who do we call?
Um... the smartest
person we know...
Princess Bubblegum.
She's brilliant.
- Hi, Princess Bubblegum.
- Hey, Finn.
Jake and I found a
bunch of secret tapes.
We were wondering if you'd
help us decode them.
- Codes?
- Yeah, they're really stupid,
but, you know, maybe they're
encoded or whatevah.
Oh, you called the right person.
I know a lot about codes.
Let's start with...
- Huh?
- Oh!
Hey, Princess, we
got disconnected.
Hello, Finny.
You sound weird.
Must be a bad connection.
That's why we were disconnected
earlier on the telephone.
Ice King is on the
phone outside.
So, how's the weather
in Candy Kingdom?
Oh, the usual.
There's ice everywhere, and
it smells like penguins.
The only thing that smells like
penguins is you, Ice King!
How did you...
What are you doing?!
I want to watch secret
tapes with you guys.
It'll be nice.
No, man.
But...
He doesn't know that we're
watching his tapes.
We gotta find these evil secrets
before he uses them against us!
Ohhhh, fine!
No more nice!
Now you'll get ice!
Try watching those tapes
with frozen eyeballs!
Aaaaaaaah!
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪
♪ We can wander
through the forest ♪
♪ And do so as we please ♪
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪
This party is so crazy!
♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ We'll go to very
distant lands ♪
♪ With Jake the Dog
and Finn the Human ♪
♪ The fun will never end ♪
♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
- Jake, you made this?
- Yeah.
And you buried the
treasure right here?
Uh-huh.
Jake, you're awesome!
This is so cool.
A suitcase?
Oh, man!
I found it in the dump
and then buried it
without looking inside.
Whoa.
Wait a second, man.
I know this case.
One night, while you were
away at Lady's house,
I was dancing in the woods.
Evil tapes. Evil!
Perchance, I saw the Ice King
doing something suspicious.
So I trailed him to the dump,
where he buried this
case in the ground.
You're evil tapes!
Full of evil secrets!
That's why I'm going to bury you
where no one will
ever find you...
under all these boogers!
Whee!
Whee!
I waited for him to leave.
But he played in those
boogers for hours.
I decided to come back
later for the case.
But I lost track of it.
- Whoa! And I found it?
- Mm-hmm.
Let's have a secret screening.
I'll make some fliers for it.
There, now nobody
will bother us.
Jake! Jake, come on!
Okay, you can play
this, right, Beemo?
Yes, Finn.
It goes in my butt.
Oh.
This is so exciting!
Hello, dear diary.
Pretty good day so far.
Got up bright and early,
had a healthy and
slimming breakfast,
did 14 minutes of cardio.
Dude, what are we watching?
I think it's the
Ice King's diary.
I mean, I'm not gonna win
carpenter of the
year or anything,
but it's a place to hang
up the old toothbrush.
Wenk.
Gunter. Hey, Gunter.
Get... getaway from
the camera, sweetie.
Papa's recording his
innermost thoughts.
Remember, I explained
this to you?
Hey, Gunter.
Gunter! - Wenk.
Well, anyway, as you can
see, I'm not wearing my...
Wenk.
I'm not wearing my...
Wenk, wenk.
Sweetie, I raised my voice
because you were giving
me the silent treatment.
You understand? - Wenk.
I love you.
Can we fast-forward?
N-No, man, we might
miss something.
There must be more
to life than this.
Wenk.
I know, you don't like
when I'm contemplative.
C-Contemplative? No.
Con-tem-plat... C...
let's put on a play!
What?!
Oh, Ice King, you're so cool!
You take such good
care of yourself!
I want to be with you!
Wenk, wenk, wenk!
No, Gunter, beard stays on.
Wenk.
Gunter, I need you
to wear the beard!
- Wenk.
- Gunter!
Hey, pause it, Beemo.
There's got to be some
evil secrets in here.
I want to keep watching.
Okay-
Well, why don't I
make us some snacks?
So I don't have to watch this.
Can we sit on the floor?
I feel so far away
from you guys.
Wenk.
Aha!
Now hold still.
You moved!
Ooh, what's this?
Secret tapes?!
I wanna watch!
Catch you later, Gunter.
Wenk.
Gunter, no!
Gunter!
Dance p...
Gunter!
Dance party!
Thanks, Gunter.
Mmm!
You're Gunter.
Wenk, wenk, wenk, wenk.
Oh, fine, who needs you?
More dance party for us.
Right, Gunter?
Oh! Uh...
May I have this dance?
There's probably some
evil secrets coming up.
Someone wants to see
the secret tapes!
What?!
Oh, but I was so
clear in my flier.
Let's peek through the
window and check who it is.
Maybe it's just a pizza.
Right!
- Hey, hey!
- What?!
You guys are checking too loud!
Oh, you're right.
More quietly.
I'm quieter now.
Cool.
Hey. guys, it's me.
Can I come in and watch the
secret tapes with you?
I brought some gifts.
Aah!
Okay, if we're
quiet long enough,
Ice King will think no
one's home and go away.
Ah, no one's home.
Guess I'll go away.
Aah! Aah! Ohh!
Huh?
Just turn your alarm off!
Hmm, that sounds like Beemo.
My alarm says it's
time for Finn's bath.
Finn, get naked.
No, just hit your snooze button!
I cannot self-snooze.
It's against my programming.
Well, then, tell
me how to do it!
Press and hold, then press the
button on top of my head.
Phew!
I'm sorry.
We can still take a bath.
He must know we're
watching his tapes.
We need to find his
secrets faster.
Oh, diary, thank you
for listening to me.
Fast-forward, Beemo.
Sorry, been meaning to tell you
something insanely private.
But darest I?
I love to...
fill my bathtub full of milk
and sit in it like
I'm a magic angel.
There, I said it.
The white of the
milk is so dense,
And when I poke my little
toes out from under the milk,
they startle me and I giggle.
I giggle, diary.
They're my own toes,
yet I giggle, and
then I fall asleep.
And the milk curdles and I
get all stinky and sticky.
Disgusting, diary.
Lam disgusting.
I'm disgusting.
I'm disgusting and I
smell like curdled milk.
Anyway, back to the
Turtle Princess.
Play, Beemo.
So, there we are.
Turtle Princess is frozen
and in my little
ice wheelbarrow,
and there was magic in the air.
We were both feeling it.
But before I can
leave the library,
Finn and Jake show up!
You know how Jake is.
Stretch this, stretch that.
Bah!
He knocks off my crown,
and then Finn bonks
me on the nose!
Still hurts, too.
The worst part is,
Turtle Princess took
away my library card.
You know, dear diary,
I'm starting to worry
that all these entries
sound exactly the same,
and that my life is just
me running in place
on some giant hamster wheel.
Ugh, fast-forward, Beemo.
This reminds me of the time
I got stuck in my bathroom.
There was a squirrel.
Dan 't ask.
Anyway, long story short,
imagine me crouched down
on the kitchen ï¬oor talking
to the toilet paper.
Ha ha! I'm like, "Who wants
to go on an adventure?
Ana' the toilet
paper's //ke, "What?"
You're my best friend, diary.
I'm gonna take a nap.
No! These tapes are important.
We just don't know why yet.
Beemo, fast-forward
to triple speed.
Okay-
Beemo, play normal speed.
Come on, baby, in the pocket!
I can't do it. I can't do it.
Maybe he's talking
in secret code.
Telling evil secrets
in secret code...
He's brilliant!
Well, how do we
decode the secrets?
Why don't we call
others for help?
Beemo, you're brilliant!
Well, who do we call?
Um... the smartest
person we know...
Princess Bubblegum.
She's brilliant.
- Hi, Princess Bubblegum.
- Hey, Finn.
Jake and I found a
bunch of secret tapes.
We were wondering if you'd
help us decode them.
- Codes?
- Yeah, they're really stupid,
but, you know, maybe they're
encoded or whatevah.
Oh, you called the right person.
I know a lot about codes.
Let's start with...
- Huh?
- Oh!
Hey, Princess, we
got disconnected.
Hello, Finny.
You sound weird.
Must be a bad connection.
That's why we were disconnected
earlier on the telephone.
Ice King is on the
phone outside.
So, how's the weather
in Candy Kingdom?
Oh, the usual.
There's ice everywhere, and
it smells like penguins.
The only thing that smells like
penguins is you, Ice King!
How did you...
What are you doing?!
I want to watch secret
tapes with you guys.
It'll be nice.
No, man.
But...
He doesn't know that we're
watching his tapes.
We gotta find these evil secrets
before he uses them against us!
Ohhhh, fine!
No more nice!
Now you'll get ice!
Try watching those tapes
with frozen eyeballs!
Aaaaaaaah!
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪
♪ We can wander
through the forest ♪
♪ And do so as we please ♪
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪
This party is so crazy!