Adventure Time (2010–2018): Season 3, Episode 12 - The Creeps - full transcript
Finn's masquerade birthday party turns into a deadly mystery.
♪ Adventure Time ♪
♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ We'll go to very
distant lands ♪
♪ With Jake the dog
and Finn the human ♪
♪ The fun will never end ♪
♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
This stanks.
Hey, how much longer till we
get to the mysterious party?
Let me check the spooky
invite sent to us by
our anonymous host.
Oh. We're here.
Party's in that castle.
It's for us!
What's it say?
"Wear me."
"Wear me"?
Hello?
Yoo-hoo!
Hey, guys!
Princess Bubblegum, is that you?
Why, yes, indeed.
Although, according to the
invitation, we're supposed to
use mystery names, and mine
is "Lady Quiet Bottom."
My name is "Duchess Gummybuns."
I am "Professor Pants."
I'm "Cinnamon Bun."
What's the name on your invite?
Oh, yeah.
Uh, it's "Guy Farting."
"Prince Hotbod" at your service.
I'm "Randy Butternubs."
So, who's our host, anyways?
Nobody knows.
Maybe he'll be a steaming-hot
babe with huge money.
Tut, tut,
Lumpy Space Princess.
What would your
boyfriend, Brad, say?
Brad and I broke up
a long time ago.
Duh!
Now's my chance!
No... way!
But I can make you happy.
Puke off, you big doughnut!
Okay.
Excuse me, "Guy Farting,"
there's an envelope
on your back.
Where? Where?
Here... let me.
Did you put that
envelope on him?
No. Nope. - Unh-unh.
I didn't do it. No.
What's it say, "Prince Hotbod"?
"Esteemed Guests,
I am your host.
I am a ghost."
"By the time you finish reading
this, I will possess one of you
and use your body to murder every...
one in the house."
Aah!
We got to get out of here!
C.B., wait.
It says anyone who tries
to leave will die!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Ergh!
He's dead!
Yeah, right.
What do you mean, "Yeah, right"?
Come on.
You don't remember when I
pulled this same trick
on your birthday?
I used the fake skeletons to
make you think
everyone was dead.
It looks real to me.
Psh! Classic move.
Dude, I swear I'm
not pranking you.
Cinnamon Bun is dead.
The question is, who killed him?
One of us is possessed
by a murderer,
and if we want to stay alive,
we have to figure out who's
hiding a ghost inside
their mortal body.
Beemo! - Aah!
Use your ghost-detecting
equipment to screen everyone.
I blinked my balls...
My eyeballs.
Hmm.
What do you mean, "Hmm"?
Nothing.
Did you just see that?
Oh, I knew it.
I knew it was Jake.
Processing data...
- Ew.
- Huh?
So, who's the ghost, Beemo?
Oh.
Um, I don't have
ghost-detecting equipment.
I just like taking
nice pictures.
Let's find some candles.
If the lights go out again,
we'll be able to
catch the murderer.
Good idea.
Jake and Beemo, you
guys check downstairs,
and we'll take this floor.
Okay.
Lay truth on me, Beemo.
Is Finn pulling some
elaborate prank on me?
No, Jake.
When bad things happen,
I know you want to
believe they are a joke.
But sometimes, life
is scary and dark.
That is why we must
find the light.
Aha!
Found it!
Ooh!
Thanks, Beemo.
Beemo?
Help!
Jake, help!
Beemo?
Help!
Aaaaaaaaaah!
Oh, my crease!
Oh, my crease!
Assemble!
Reassemble!
Come on, you guys!
Where's Beemo?
The ghost got him.
Don't you mean you got him...
Ghost?!
You guys, if there really
is a ghost killer,
then we should stay in a group.
He can't take us all on
if we're in a group.
LSP, where are you?!
Are you okay?
It sounds like she's in there.
Aah! I'm dying!
Whew!
Oh, gross. Ugh!
My lumping body's
all hollow now.
I got to put something in it.
So, where's the food?
What kind of castle is this?
It's like a poor
people's castle,
with no lumping waffles
for my dump truck!
Chill out, girl.
You find any candles upstairs?
No.
Well, I dropped a
lighter downstairs,
but there's no way I'm
going back for that.
Uh-huh.
Let me remind y'all
that the invite says
"The ghost will possess
one of our bods."
Not my bod.
Someone at this table isn't
who they appear to be.
That's right... "Jake."
So let me ask you a question
only the real Jake could answer.
Who is always next to me in
my recurring elevator dreams?
A half-orc Shaman.
Okay, you're Jake.
So, who else was absent
when Beemo got nabbed?
Oh, yeah, right.
I'm not the ghost.
I was in the potty house.
A convenient alibi.
But tell me this...
Why did you break up with Brad?
Only the real LSP
would know that.
Pshaw!
As if you even know the
answer to that, Jake!
You're right.
I'm just feeling gossipy, and
I want to know what happened.
That's none of your
lumping business!
Sounds suspicious.
I bet you're the ghost!
She did it!
She's possessed!
Tie her up!
Oh, she is,huh?
Well, before we tie up
LSP, answer me this...
- Brad...
- He kissed me on the mouth,
and I was like, "Bleh!
Bleh! Bleh!"
And then I was like, "Oh, gross!
Go away, Brad!"
And he was like, "Obvi,
you're not ready for me."
But what does that
even mean, you guys?
What does it lumping mean?
But answer me this, Princess...
What do you want from me, Brad?!
You said I was the hottest one!
Isn't that enough?!
Why'd you have to...
What did I write to you
on your "Happy Birthday"
card two years ago?
Word for word.
Finn, there's no way I
would remember that.
I remember that.
You're not PB!
Tie you up!
What?!
Wait, you guys!
Look!
A real ghost?!
Aah! Don't touch me!
Don't touch me!
Da-a-a-a-a-a-g!
This wasn't supposed
to h-h-happen!
Aha!
I knew you were
pranking me back, you!
Yeah, i-it was all a setup...
The doors, Cinnamon
Bun and Beemo.
Oh, Striz!
Beemo and Cinnamon Bun should
be in the closet over there.
Guys! Guys, guys!
Come on, you gu... Aaaaaaah!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Oh, my Glob!
I can't take this, you guys.
I'm calling my lumping
parents right now.
Aaaaah! Aaaaaaaaaah!
LSP, what's happening?!
Aaaaah!
Oh, my glob! I'm not ready!
Get away!
Oh, gross!
Aaaaaaah!
Where did she go?!
Look!
I'm scared, Bro.
Run, homey! Run!
Open it!
It won't open!
Muh! Aah!
Whoooooo!
Aaaaah!
Oof!
Come on!
Okay.
Oh! Jake!
Ow! Ow! Ow!
I got a splinter!
Jakey!
Whaaa!
Don't let go, man!
Oh, no!
Your fancy glo-o-o-o-ves!
Aaaaaaah!
Unh!
Jake!
Princess!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Unh!
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Ha-haaa!
Gotcha, dude!
Two for two.
What?!
I figured out your plan months
ago, so I flipped the script.
Oh, yeah!
So everyone's okay...
Beemo, Cinnamon Bun?
Yeah. See?
Whoa! Sick!
You can phase people
into your body?
I'm ready for you now, Brad.
Isn't that Obvi?
I'm so ready.
But, PB, you melted.
It was a wax dummy, Dummy.
Jake switched me out while
lady was distracting you.
Wow. You got me again.
I can't believe that... With the
hair and the house
coming alive and stuff.
The what?
The walls and chairs trying
to eat me and stuff.
Eh, no.
You must have been so scared,
you imagined that part.
Um... no, I didn't.
Ha ha. Nice try, Finn.
Let's get out of here.
That one's going in the vault.
And...
It's gone.
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪
♪ We can wander
through the forest ♪
♪ And do so as we please ♪
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪
This party is so crazy!
♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ We'll go to very
distant lands ♪
♪ With Jake the dog
and Finn the human ♪
♪ The fun will never end ♪
♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
This stanks.
Hey, how much longer till we
get to the mysterious party?
Let me check the spooky
invite sent to us by
our anonymous host.
Oh. We're here.
Party's in that castle.
It's for us!
What's it say?
"Wear me."
"Wear me"?
Hello?
Yoo-hoo!
Hey, guys!
Princess Bubblegum, is that you?
Why, yes, indeed.
Although, according to the
invitation, we're supposed to
use mystery names, and mine
is "Lady Quiet Bottom."
My name is "Duchess Gummybuns."
I am "Professor Pants."
I'm "Cinnamon Bun."
What's the name on your invite?
Oh, yeah.
Uh, it's "Guy Farting."
"Prince Hotbod" at your service.
I'm "Randy Butternubs."
So, who's our host, anyways?
Nobody knows.
Maybe he'll be a steaming-hot
babe with huge money.
Tut, tut,
Lumpy Space Princess.
What would your
boyfriend, Brad, say?
Brad and I broke up
a long time ago.
Duh!
Now's my chance!
No... way!
But I can make you happy.
Puke off, you big doughnut!
Okay.
Excuse me, "Guy Farting,"
there's an envelope
on your back.
Where? Where?
Here... let me.
Did you put that
envelope on him?
No. Nope. - Unh-unh.
I didn't do it. No.
What's it say, "Prince Hotbod"?
"Esteemed Guests,
I am your host.
I am a ghost."
"By the time you finish reading
this, I will possess one of you
and use your body to murder every...
one in the house."
Aah!
We got to get out of here!
C.B., wait.
It says anyone who tries
to leave will die!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Ergh!
He's dead!
Yeah, right.
What do you mean, "Yeah, right"?
Come on.
You don't remember when I
pulled this same trick
on your birthday?
I used the fake skeletons to
make you think
everyone was dead.
It looks real to me.
Psh! Classic move.
Dude, I swear I'm
not pranking you.
Cinnamon Bun is dead.
The question is, who killed him?
One of us is possessed
by a murderer,
and if we want to stay alive,
we have to figure out who's
hiding a ghost inside
their mortal body.
Beemo! - Aah!
Use your ghost-detecting
equipment to screen everyone.
I blinked my balls...
My eyeballs.
Hmm.
What do you mean, "Hmm"?
Nothing.
Did you just see that?
Oh, I knew it.
I knew it was Jake.
Processing data...
- Ew.
- Huh?
So, who's the ghost, Beemo?
Oh.
Um, I don't have
ghost-detecting equipment.
I just like taking
nice pictures.
Let's find some candles.
If the lights go out again,
we'll be able to
catch the murderer.
Good idea.
Jake and Beemo, you
guys check downstairs,
and we'll take this floor.
Okay.
Lay truth on me, Beemo.
Is Finn pulling some
elaborate prank on me?
No, Jake.
When bad things happen,
I know you want to
believe they are a joke.
But sometimes, life
is scary and dark.
That is why we must
find the light.
Aha!
Found it!
Ooh!
Thanks, Beemo.
Beemo?
Help!
Jake, help!
Beemo?
Help!
Aaaaaaaaaah!
Oh, my crease!
Oh, my crease!
Assemble!
Reassemble!
Come on, you guys!
Where's Beemo?
The ghost got him.
Don't you mean you got him...
Ghost?!
You guys, if there really
is a ghost killer,
then we should stay in a group.
He can't take us all on
if we're in a group.
LSP, where are you?!
Are you okay?
It sounds like she's in there.
Aah! I'm dying!
Whew!
Oh, gross. Ugh!
My lumping body's
all hollow now.
I got to put something in it.
So, where's the food?
What kind of castle is this?
It's like a poor
people's castle,
with no lumping waffles
for my dump truck!
Chill out, girl.
You find any candles upstairs?
No.
Well, I dropped a
lighter downstairs,
but there's no way I'm
going back for that.
Uh-huh.
Let me remind y'all
that the invite says
"The ghost will possess
one of our bods."
Not my bod.
Someone at this table isn't
who they appear to be.
That's right... "Jake."
So let me ask you a question
only the real Jake could answer.
Who is always next to me in
my recurring elevator dreams?
A half-orc Shaman.
Okay, you're Jake.
So, who else was absent
when Beemo got nabbed?
Oh, yeah, right.
I'm not the ghost.
I was in the potty house.
A convenient alibi.
But tell me this...
Why did you break up with Brad?
Only the real LSP
would know that.
Pshaw!
As if you even know the
answer to that, Jake!
You're right.
I'm just feeling gossipy, and
I want to know what happened.
That's none of your
lumping business!
Sounds suspicious.
I bet you're the ghost!
She did it!
She's possessed!
Tie her up!
Oh, she is,huh?
Well, before we tie up
LSP, answer me this...
- Brad...
- He kissed me on the mouth,
and I was like, "Bleh!
Bleh! Bleh!"
And then I was like, "Oh, gross!
Go away, Brad!"
And he was like, "Obvi,
you're not ready for me."
But what does that
even mean, you guys?
What does it lumping mean?
But answer me this, Princess...
What do you want from me, Brad?!
You said I was the hottest one!
Isn't that enough?!
Why'd you have to...
What did I write to you
on your "Happy Birthday"
card two years ago?
Word for word.
Finn, there's no way I
would remember that.
I remember that.
You're not PB!
Tie you up!
What?!
Wait, you guys!
Look!
A real ghost?!
Aah! Don't touch me!
Don't touch me!
Da-a-a-a-a-a-g!
This wasn't supposed
to h-h-happen!
Aha!
I knew you were
pranking me back, you!
Yeah, i-it was all a setup...
The doors, Cinnamon
Bun and Beemo.
Oh, Striz!
Beemo and Cinnamon Bun should
be in the closet over there.
Guys! Guys, guys!
Come on, you gu... Aaaaaaah!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Oh, my Glob!
I can't take this, you guys.
I'm calling my lumping
parents right now.
Aaaaah! Aaaaaaaaaah!
LSP, what's happening?!
Aaaaah!
Oh, my glob! I'm not ready!
Get away!
Oh, gross!
Aaaaaaah!
Where did she go?!
Look!
I'm scared, Bro.
Run, homey! Run!
Open it!
It won't open!
Muh! Aah!
Whoooooo!
Aaaaah!
Oof!
Come on!
Okay.
Oh! Jake!
Ow! Ow! Ow!
I got a splinter!
Jakey!
Whaaa!
Don't let go, man!
Oh, no!
Your fancy glo-o-o-o-ves!
Aaaaaaah!
Unh!
Jake!
Princess!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Unh!
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Ha-haaa!
Gotcha, dude!
Two for two.
What?!
I figured out your plan months
ago, so I flipped the script.
Oh, yeah!
So everyone's okay...
Beemo, Cinnamon Bun?
Yeah. See?
Whoa! Sick!
You can phase people
into your body?
I'm ready for you now, Brad.
Isn't that Obvi?
I'm so ready.
But, PB, you melted.
It was a wax dummy, Dummy.
Jake switched me out while
lady was distracting you.
Wow. You got me again.
I can't believe that... With the
hair and the house
coming alive and stuff.
The what?
The walls and chairs trying
to eat me and stuff.
Eh, no.
You must have been so scared,
you imagined that part.
Um... no, I didn't.
Ha ha. Nice try, Finn.
Let's get out of here.
That one's going in the vault.
And...
It's gone.
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪
♪ We can wander
through the forest ♪
♪ And do so as we please ♪
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪
This party is so crazy!