Adventure Time (2010–2018): Season 2, Episode 24 - Mortal Folly - full transcript
The Lich, the greatest form of pure evil in the land of Ooo, is accidentally unleashed. With the highest stakes, Finn and Jake set out on the most serious adventure of their career.
Jake, what am I supposed
to be meditatin' about?
Don't know.
I'm thinkin' of pillows
stuffed with spaghetti.
Clear your minds.
I have to go check on something!
Can we go with?
Perhaps you are
ready to go with.
Guys, you'll need
to put these on.
Pull back your hat.
Neat!
Stay close to me.
Whoa!
At the heart of
this tree is an ancient evil,
held in a prison of Amber...
the Lich!
What's that sound?
He's casting spells...
trying to get in your head and
control your bod.
But these gems are protecting
our minds from his influence.
If we lost the gems,
we'd be defenseless.
He would have full
control over us.
That's freakin' nuts.
Beyond Iceberg Lake
lies the ruins of
the Lich's tower, where he was
converting the planet's
life-force into unholy power to
destroy all of Ooo.
But before he could,
the Legendary Billy
attacked him and
pummeled him into the resin of
this tree.
I...
What the nuts?!
Dude, be a big sword!
Oh! Okay. I'll try.
Quickly, to the
other secret room!
There's only one known weapon
that can harm the Lich...
The gauntlet of the hero.
Billy!
Billy's big ol' beef fingers!
Finn, you have but one chance.
While the Lich isn't
at full power,
you must smite him
with this gauntlet.
His only desire is
to destroy life.
If you fail, he'll
kill everyone!
No!
That will not happen!
Oh, there's something else
that I want you to have.
The Lich's lair is
supposed to be cold.
I just don't want
you to get sick.
Take this sweater.
I made it myself.
I'm not great at knitting,
but please wear it.
I care about you, Finn.
I love it!
Me, too.
Hey, hey, hey!
So, I've been thinking
about this a lot lately.
And, well, uh...
Ooh!
Gosh, I'm so nervous.
Finn and Jake, will you give me
your blessing so I can
marry Princess Bubblegum?
What is wrong with you?!
What's wrong with me?!
No! Not the latch!
Quickly now, Finn.
Track the Lich by
his trail of death.
Here I go!
Here I go!
Be safe!
This is our first "fate
of the world" deal.
Yeah, man.
We got to shut this
fool down, hardcore.
Running this fast makes
my stomach hurt.
Run through it, man!
We got to get beyond
Iceberg Lake before the Lich!
Oh, my! How clumsy of me!
What the heck, Ice King?!
Ooh!
Hey! Wait you guys.
I'm serious about Bubblegum.
Look, I wrote her name all
over my arms and legs!
Yuck!
Guys?
It's not fair!
She always hangs out with you.
And it's not like you
want to marry her.
Why are you following us?!
Whoa!
I told you already!
I want your blessing so I can
marry Princess Bubblegum!
Come on, you guys.
Give me permission to marry her.
I'll... I'll... I'll do
a little dance for you.
Hmm? You like this?
No!
Oh. Come on!
If you bless our wedding, then
maybe she'll really love me.
Ice King, go away, man!
I will!
When you bless our wedding!
No, thanks, guy! Hmm?
How does this gauntlet work?!
Whoa!
I can't turn it off!
Punch it in the eye!
Whew!
Let's blow this stand!
I tried to do this right,
but you've driven me to this,
driven me to bad doing.
Oh, Finn and Jake,
please be okay.
Please be okay.
Please be okay.
Stupid thing.
Come on!
Ice King!
Get out of here!
I didn't want to do this,
but by not blessing our wedding,
Finn and Jake have
forced me to kidnap you.
That's insane!
I know!
But I'll show them.
I'll show them how
they've hurt us!
No-o-o-o!
There!
Out over the lake!
After his butt!
I'm your dinghy dog!
Here! I'll help paddle!
Hey. It's me.
Aw, come on!
I'm sorry I punched
you in the ball.
Waah!
Yeah!
Closing in... gonna
get you, man!
Closer, Jake!
Closer...
Clo-o-o-o-ser...
Ah!
Princess? No!
Oh, no.
Oh, gross.
This water stinks.
Aw!
Ice King!
Look!
Look what you made me do to her!
Guys!
Don't let the Lich reach
his well of power!
Oh, no! He's made it!
Don't worry, Princess!
Hey, where you guys goin'?
What's going on?
I don't have time for this!
Then let's go!
My pack!
It's okay!
Whoa!
Waah!
Man.
I-I want to go after them,
but that hole looks scary,
doesn't it?
Well, holes are holes!
The Lich!
He's gettin' his powers back.
Weird.
No!
Prepare thyself...
to get smote in the
name of Bubblegum...
Shh.
Yep.
Holes are holes.
Yaah!
Look out!
That's it! I'm gonna bark him!
Whoa!
Aah!
Finn.
Oh, no!
Finn...
Come.
Stop!
Aren't you cold, Finn?
Walk into the well, Finn.
Aren't you cold?
No, I'm not!
I've got a sweater on!
You are a joke to me!
This sweater.
It's keeping me safe.
I care about you, Finn.
This is it...
the ultimate weapon
against evil.
The power of I-I... luh...
I-liking someone a lot.
Lich!
Ugh!
Finn! Buddy!
Guh...
Jake?
Jake!
Oh, Finn!
You did it!
We did?
Hey! Yeah! We did it!
Oh, you guys!
This experience has brought us
all so much closer together.
Princess, I'm sorry
for all of this.
I love you, and I've
decided to set you free!
Go free-e-e-e!
Uh...
Whoops!
I've got the dropsies!
to be meditatin' about?
Don't know.
I'm thinkin' of pillows
stuffed with spaghetti.
Clear your minds.
I have to go check on something!
Can we go with?
Perhaps you are
ready to go with.
Guys, you'll need
to put these on.
Pull back your hat.
Neat!
Stay close to me.
Whoa!
At the heart of
this tree is an ancient evil,
held in a prison of Amber...
the Lich!
What's that sound?
He's casting spells...
trying to get in your head and
control your bod.
But these gems are protecting
our minds from his influence.
If we lost the gems,
we'd be defenseless.
He would have full
control over us.
That's freakin' nuts.
Beyond Iceberg Lake
lies the ruins of
the Lich's tower, where he was
converting the planet's
life-force into unholy power to
destroy all of Ooo.
But before he could,
the Legendary Billy
attacked him and
pummeled him into the resin of
this tree.
I...
What the nuts?!
Dude, be a big sword!
Oh! Okay. I'll try.
Quickly, to the
other secret room!
There's only one known weapon
that can harm the Lich...
The gauntlet of the hero.
Billy!
Billy's big ol' beef fingers!
Finn, you have but one chance.
While the Lich isn't
at full power,
you must smite him
with this gauntlet.
His only desire is
to destroy life.
If you fail, he'll
kill everyone!
No!
That will not happen!
Oh, there's something else
that I want you to have.
The Lich's lair is
supposed to be cold.
I just don't want
you to get sick.
Take this sweater.
I made it myself.
I'm not great at knitting,
but please wear it.
I care about you, Finn.
I love it!
Me, too.
Hey, hey, hey!
So, I've been thinking
about this a lot lately.
And, well, uh...
Ooh!
Gosh, I'm so nervous.
Finn and Jake, will you give me
your blessing so I can
marry Princess Bubblegum?
What is wrong with you?!
What's wrong with me?!
No! Not the latch!
Quickly now, Finn.
Track the Lich by
his trail of death.
Here I go!
Here I go!
Be safe!
This is our first "fate
of the world" deal.
Yeah, man.
We got to shut this
fool down, hardcore.
Running this fast makes
my stomach hurt.
Run through it, man!
We got to get beyond
Iceberg Lake before the Lich!
Oh, my! How clumsy of me!
What the heck, Ice King?!
Ooh!
Hey! Wait you guys.
I'm serious about Bubblegum.
Look, I wrote her name all
over my arms and legs!
Yuck!
Guys?
It's not fair!
She always hangs out with you.
And it's not like you
want to marry her.
Why are you following us?!
Whoa!
I told you already!
I want your blessing so I can
marry Princess Bubblegum!
Come on, you guys.
Give me permission to marry her.
I'll... I'll... I'll do
a little dance for you.
Hmm? You like this?
No!
Oh. Come on!
If you bless our wedding, then
maybe she'll really love me.
Ice King, go away, man!
I will!
When you bless our wedding!
No, thanks, guy! Hmm?
How does this gauntlet work?!
Whoa!
I can't turn it off!
Punch it in the eye!
Whew!
Let's blow this stand!
I tried to do this right,
but you've driven me to this,
driven me to bad doing.
Oh, Finn and Jake,
please be okay.
Please be okay.
Please be okay.
Stupid thing.
Come on!
Ice King!
Get out of here!
I didn't want to do this,
but by not blessing our wedding,
Finn and Jake have
forced me to kidnap you.
That's insane!
I know!
But I'll show them.
I'll show them how
they've hurt us!
No-o-o-o!
There!
Out over the lake!
After his butt!
I'm your dinghy dog!
Here! I'll help paddle!
Hey. It's me.
Aw, come on!
I'm sorry I punched
you in the ball.
Waah!
Yeah!
Closing in... gonna
get you, man!
Closer, Jake!
Closer...
Clo-o-o-o-ser...
Ah!
Princess? No!
Oh, no.
Oh, gross.
This water stinks.
Aw!
Ice King!
Look!
Look what you made me do to her!
Guys!
Don't let the Lich reach
his well of power!
Oh, no! He's made it!
Don't worry, Princess!
Hey, where you guys goin'?
What's going on?
I don't have time for this!
Then let's go!
My pack!
It's okay!
Whoa!
Waah!
Man.
I-I want to go after them,
but that hole looks scary,
doesn't it?
Well, holes are holes!
The Lich!
He's gettin' his powers back.
Weird.
No!
Prepare thyself...
to get smote in the
name of Bubblegum...
Shh.
Yep.
Holes are holes.
Yaah!
Look out!
That's it! I'm gonna bark him!
Whoa!
Aah!
Finn.
Oh, no!
Finn...
Come.
Stop!
Aren't you cold, Finn?
Walk into the well, Finn.
Aren't you cold?
No, I'm not!
I've got a sweater on!
You are a joke to me!
This sweater.
It's keeping me safe.
I care about you, Finn.
This is it...
the ultimate weapon
against evil.
The power of I-I... luh...
I-liking someone a lot.
Lich!
Ugh!
Finn! Buddy!
Guh...
Jake?
Jake!
Oh, Finn!
You did it!
We did?
Hey! Yeah! We did it!
Oh, you guys!
This experience has brought us
all so much closer together.
Princess, I'm sorry
for all of this.
I love you, and I've
decided to set you free!
Go free-e-e-e!
Uh...
Whoops!
I've got the dropsies!