Adventure Time (2010–2018): Season 2, Episode 12 - Her Parents - full transcript
Anxious about meeting Lady Rainicorn's parents, Jake tries to pass himself off as a Rainicorn.
You want some more eggs, beemo?
- Yes, please.
- How about you, finny?
- Need a refill?
- I'm pretty full, man,
but let me see if I can...
Rearrange.
- Nope. Can't do it.
- I don't know if
- stomachs work like that, dude.
- Sometimes it helps.
Can't argue with that.
Eee, eee! Ahh.
Ahh. Ahh.
Ohh.
Hello. Lady, it's gonna be fine.
Mm-hmm. All right,
I love you, too.
- Bye.
- Lady rainicorn again?
Yeah, man. She's worried
about introducing
me to her parents
at lunch today.
She thinks they're
gonna "freak out."
Um... Maybe give her
parents some treasure?
No way! That's our treasure!
Wait. I've got it, dude!
I'll invite them over early,
"smoove" them over using my
personality, and we'll all be
best friends before lady gets
here so she doesn't have to feel
nervous. It's perfect.
I'll just send them
a quick prism-gram.
Mm-hmm.
- What's it say?
- Hold on.
Still converting the light
waves into brain waves.
Aaaah. They're into it, dude!
Sweet! Let's go
powder our noses!
- Why's lady so nervous, anyway?
- Well, she didn't really
say, but it might have something
to do with the rainicorn/dog
- wars.
- There were wars between
- rainicorns and dogs?
- Horrifying wars.
For thousands of years,
rainicorns battled dogs over
territory in the
crystal dimension.
- But lady and I are cool.
- Dude!
Her parents are probably all
full of dog hatred from the war
times! They're gonna
see you're a dog
and forbid lady from ever
hanging out with you again!
Nah. That could never happen.
You didn't think
this through enough.
- It could happen!
- Waaah!
- I'm a moron!
- Don't worry.
I've got a plan that's
gonna solve this biz.
- Homeys help homeys. Always.
- I'm ready to hear your
- plan, homey.
- Ketchup!
- Mustard!
Red and yellow! ♪
Lady's parents ♪
♪ I say hello ♪
♪ I'm the fellow for your
daughter ♪
♪ please forget the wartime
slaughter ♪
♪ home improvement ♪
♪ decorations ♪
♪ help me impress her
relations ♪
♪ sugar bears
and rainbow jelly ♪
♪ spread those colors
on my belly ♪
♪ on the floor
and up the log ♪
♪ please don't notice
I'm a dog ♪ Ha ha! Yeah!
- This plan is perfect.
- You know, I thought
painting ourselves rainbow color
using condiments and stuff from
the fridge so we could pretend
to be rainicorns was a good idea
when you pitched it to me five
minutes ago, but now I'm not so
- sure, man.
- Come on.
- Trust me, homey!
- No, no, no.
New plan. First, we're
gonna clean this
place up, and then...
Jake?
Aah! Let's hide and
burn the house
down!
- Hello?
- Annyong.
Haseyo. Jake, is that you?
Uh-huh. Are you
going to let us in?
Yeah. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Aah! I can explain!
I can explain! Ohh!
He's so handsome! Oh, Bob!
Our daughter's finally found a
handsome rainicorn to love.
You think I'm a rainicorn?
I think we could spot a member
of our own species, Jake.
We're not blind. Well,
we are a little blind.
Yes, I guess we are
a little blind.
Uh... Well, hey, come on in!
It's awesome to finally
meet you both.
- Your house is very colorful.
- Ha!
The plan is working, homey.
Jake, what is that thing
- that's talking?
- Uh... That's, um...
I'm Jake's rainicorn roommate.
Everyone do the traditional
rainicorn rain dance.
♪ Heyumbawey ♪
♪ hoo hum boo goo ♪
Jake, please ask your goblin
Butler to stop insulting my
- heritage.
- Uh... Yes!
Get out of here, goblin!
Go fetch us some rainicorn
- snacks! But...
Come on, homey. Help me.
Ha! You got it, homey.
Uh, please, c-come upstairs.
My goblin will bring
us snacks in a moment.
Thank you, Jake. I'm glad
the wife and I made the
trip from the crystal dimension.
Yes, we're eager to know more
about the studly young rainicorn
that's dating our daughter.
- Ethel.
- Well, ask me whatever
you like, Ethel, Bob. I
am a little curious about
your goblin. He
looks a little odd.
Well, he's actually a human.
Oh, Bob! Our future
son-in-law must be
filthy rich to afford
a human Butler!
Shh. Thank you, Jake, for being
- interested in our daughter.
- Uh... No problem, Bob.
Oh! Oh! Let's play
some traditional
rainicorn games!
Jake, do you know
- kabaladapawumba-pbht!
- Uh...
S-say it again?
Kabaladapawumba-pbht!
Oh!
Kabladapuwama-pbht!
I thought you said
kobloderagut-pbht!
But, aw, man, I love getting
down and dirty with some
klabladapuwama-pbht! Ha!
You all should go first, though.
Mm. Bold move letting your
opponent move first, Jake.
I respect that.
Very well. Kabaladapawumba-pbht!
Oh, Bob! Ha ha!
- Your turn, Jake! I...
Snacks! Get your snacks!
Finn! Dude, I have
to show lady's
parents that I have
rainbow powers!
- I need homey help.
- Hmm.
I got a plan, broham. Just
stretch your horn at me,
- and I'll take care of the rest.
- You're the best, homey.
- Homeys help homeys.
- Ha ha!
Kabladapuwama-pbht!
Very unusual color palette,
Jake. Yes. Subtle.
- Whoo! Oh, yeah!
Finn? How about
we play some more
traditional rainicorn
games, my boy?
I, uh... Oh, um...
- Let's do it!
- Let the games begin!
I'm sorry!
Yo, my bad! I'll get him!
Ooh.
Hey, man. How's it going?
- It's going crud cow!
- I know, I know.
I'm sorry. But they
really like me.
- Your plan is working perfectly!
- Being poked in the buns
and laughed at was
not in my plan!
- Not in the plan!
- Look, Finn, you know I
got your back "forevah," but
right now, you're the only one
who can help me. Come on, homey.
Homeys help homeys.
Hey, guys! You ready
to get this game going
again? Oh, no.
We're pooped. Yeah,
we're about ready to
break out our picnic
basket and dig in.
Whoa, no. You're my guests.
Let me take care of you.
Homey, help me cook something,
- please.
- Okay.
Thanks, Finn. Okay. Don't
worry about a thing.
Finn'll make a great lunch.
He's a little raw, but he's got
great taste. What?
Wow! So wealthy and so generous!
Oh, I was hoping, but
I was afraid to ask.
Whoa. I can't wait.
- Oh, I can't wait.
- What?
Whoa! Aah!
Jake! I think they
want to eat me!
Of course we do! Jake
said you'd make a great
- lunch.
- Jake, come on!
Oh, man! Oh, man! Oh, man!
Oh, man! Oh, man!
Aaah! Knock it off, Bob!
- Don't you touch him!
- Wait! Come on!
Stop it, guys! Come on, y'all!
I said stop! Raaaaaah!
Now, that's enough!
Nobody's eating Finn!
He's not my Butler,
and he's not food!
Finn is my friend!
I'm sorry I let the lies
get so far out of hand.
I just got so scared
of losing lady.
But if they hate me, so be it.
No more lies.
You're a dog?
Yeah, I just... Oh, look.
I'm sorry about everything.
I was...
Yay! Hey, hey! Hooray!
♪ Today is a happy day ♪
♪ hip, hip, hooray ♪
♪ today is the day ♪
♪ this dude is a super guy ♪
♪ oh, me, oh, my ♪
♪ a super guy ♪
♪ we are the lucky ones ♪
♪ son of a gun, the lucky ones ♪
♪ the lucky, lucky ones ♪
Uh, uh...
Lady?
- What did she say?
- She says she was
worried that they'd freak out...
'Cause her parents are bananas
- for dogs!
- J.J. Flip!
- What the zip?
- Yeah. Saved her dad in
- the war.
- Wow!
That's flippin' awesome.
- Finn.
- Wha?
Listen, I just want you to
know how sorry we are about
trying to eat you. It's
just we thought we'd
never get another chance. We
thought humans were extinct.
- Oh.
- So this isn't human?
Oh, no. This is soy people.
Oh. Mmm!
I've never tasted real human
before, but they say you can't
even tell the difference.
Ew. Soy?
Finn, you're delicious!
Oh, man!
- Yes, please.
- How about you, finny?
- Need a refill?
- I'm pretty full, man,
but let me see if I can...
Rearrange.
- Nope. Can't do it.
- I don't know if
- stomachs work like that, dude.
- Sometimes it helps.
Can't argue with that.
Eee, eee! Ahh.
Ahh. Ahh.
Ohh.
Hello. Lady, it's gonna be fine.
Mm-hmm. All right,
I love you, too.
- Bye.
- Lady rainicorn again?
Yeah, man. She's worried
about introducing
me to her parents
at lunch today.
She thinks they're
gonna "freak out."
Um... Maybe give her
parents some treasure?
No way! That's our treasure!
Wait. I've got it, dude!
I'll invite them over early,
"smoove" them over using my
personality, and we'll all be
best friends before lady gets
here so she doesn't have to feel
nervous. It's perfect.
I'll just send them
a quick prism-gram.
Mm-hmm.
- What's it say?
- Hold on.
Still converting the light
waves into brain waves.
Aaaah. They're into it, dude!
Sweet! Let's go
powder our noses!
- Why's lady so nervous, anyway?
- Well, she didn't really
say, but it might have something
to do with the rainicorn/dog
- wars.
- There were wars between
- rainicorns and dogs?
- Horrifying wars.
For thousands of years,
rainicorns battled dogs over
territory in the
crystal dimension.
- But lady and I are cool.
- Dude!
Her parents are probably all
full of dog hatred from the war
times! They're gonna
see you're a dog
and forbid lady from ever
hanging out with you again!
Nah. That could never happen.
You didn't think
this through enough.
- It could happen!
- Waaah!
- I'm a moron!
- Don't worry.
I've got a plan that's
gonna solve this biz.
- Homeys help homeys. Always.
- I'm ready to hear your
- plan, homey.
- Ketchup!
- Mustard!
Red and yellow! ♪
Lady's parents ♪
♪ I say hello ♪
♪ I'm the fellow for your
daughter ♪
♪ please forget the wartime
slaughter ♪
♪ home improvement ♪
♪ decorations ♪
♪ help me impress her
relations ♪
♪ sugar bears
and rainbow jelly ♪
♪ spread those colors
on my belly ♪
♪ on the floor
and up the log ♪
♪ please don't notice
I'm a dog ♪ Ha ha! Yeah!
- This plan is perfect.
- You know, I thought
painting ourselves rainbow color
using condiments and stuff from
the fridge so we could pretend
to be rainicorns was a good idea
when you pitched it to me five
minutes ago, but now I'm not so
- sure, man.
- Come on.
- Trust me, homey!
- No, no, no.
New plan. First, we're
gonna clean this
place up, and then...
Jake?
Aah! Let's hide and
burn the house
down!
- Hello?
- Annyong.
Haseyo. Jake, is that you?
Uh-huh. Are you
going to let us in?
Yeah. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Aah! I can explain!
I can explain! Ohh!
He's so handsome! Oh, Bob!
Our daughter's finally found a
handsome rainicorn to love.
You think I'm a rainicorn?
I think we could spot a member
of our own species, Jake.
We're not blind. Well,
we are a little blind.
Yes, I guess we are
a little blind.
Uh... Well, hey, come on in!
It's awesome to finally
meet you both.
- Your house is very colorful.
- Ha!
The plan is working, homey.
Jake, what is that thing
- that's talking?
- Uh... That's, um...
I'm Jake's rainicorn roommate.
Everyone do the traditional
rainicorn rain dance.
♪ Heyumbawey ♪
♪ hoo hum boo goo ♪
Jake, please ask your goblin
Butler to stop insulting my
- heritage.
- Uh... Yes!
Get out of here, goblin!
Go fetch us some rainicorn
- snacks! But...
Come on, homey. Help me.
Ha! You got it, homey.
Uh, please, c-come upstairs.
My goblin will bring
us snacks in a moment.
Thank you, Jake. I'm glad
the wife and I made the
trip from the crystal dimension.
Yes, we're eager to know more
about the studly young rainicorn
that's dating our daughter.
- Ethel.
- Well, ask me whatever
you like, Ethel, Bob. I
am a little curious about
your goblin. He
looks a little odd.
Well, he's actually a human.
Oh, Bob! Our future
son-in-law must be
filthy rich to afford
a human Butler!
Shh. Thank you, Jake, for being
- interested in our daughter.
- Uh... No problem, Bob.
Oh! Oh! Let's play
some traditional
rainicorn games!
Jake, do you know
- kabaladapawumba-pbht!
- Uh...
S-say it again?
Kabaladapawumba-pbht!
Oh!
Kabladapuwama-pbht!
I thought you said
kobloderagut-pbht!
But, aw, man, I love getting
down and dirty with some
klabladapuwama-pbht! Ha!
You all should go first, though.
Mm. Bold move letting your
opponent move first, Jake.
I respect that.
Very well. Kabaladapawumba-pbht!
Oh, Bob! Ha ha!
- Your turn, Jake! I...
Snacks! Get your snacks!
Finn! Dude, I have
to show lady's
parents that I have
rainbow powers!
- I need homey help.
- Hmm.
I got a plan, broham. Just
stretch your horn at me,
- and I'll take care of the rest.
- You're the best, homey.
- Homeys help homeys.
- Ha ha!
Kabladapuwama-pbht!
Very unusual color palette,
Jake. Yes. Subtle.
- Whoo! Oh, yeah!
Finn? How about
we play some more
traditional rainicorn
games, my boy?
I, uh... Oh, um...
- Let's do it!
- Let the games begin!
I'm sorry!
Yo, my bad! I'll get him!
Ooh.
Hey, man. How's it going?
- It's going crud cow!
- I know, I know.
I'm sorry. But they
really like me.
- Your plan is working perfectly!
- Being poked in the buns
and laughed at was
not in my plan!
- Not in the plan!
- Look, Finn, you know I
got your back "forevah," but
right now, you're the only one
who can help me. Come on, homey.
Homeys help homeys.
Hey, guys! You ready
to get this game going
again? Oh, no.
We're pooped. Yeah,
we're about ready to
break out our picnic
basket and dig in.
Whoa, no. You're my guests.
Let me take care of you.
Homey, help me cook something,
- please.
- Okay.
Thanks, Finn. Okay. Don't
worry about a thing.
Finn'll make a great lunch.
He's a little raw, but he's got
great taste. What?
Wow! So wealthy and so generous!
Oh, I was hoping, but
I was afraid to ask.
Whoa. I can't wait.
- Oh, I can't wait.
- What?
Whoa! Aah!
Jake! I think they
want to eat me!
Of course we do! Jake
said you'd make a great
- lunch.
- Jake, come on!
Oh, man! Oh, man! Oh, man!
Oh, man! Oh, man!
Aaah! Knock it off, Bob!
- Don't you touch him!
- Wait! Come on!
Stop it, guys! Come on, y'all!
I said stop! Raaaaaah!
Now, that's enough!
Nobody's eating Finn!
He's not my Butler,
and he's not food!
Finn is my friend!
I'm sorry I let the lies
get so far out of hand.
I just got so scared
of losing lady.
But if they hate me, so be it.
No more lies.
You're a dog?
Yeah, I just... Oh, look.
I'm sorry about everything.
I was...
Yay! Hey, hey! Hooray!
♪ Today is a happy day ♪
♪ hip, hip, hooray ♪
♪ today is the day ♪
♪ this dude is a super guy ♪
♪ oh, me, oh, my ♪
♪ a super guy ♪
♪ we are the lucky ones ♪
♪ son of a gun, the lucky ones ♪
♪ the lucky, lucky ones ♪
Uh, uh...
Lady?
- What did she say?
- She says she was
worried that they'd freak out...
'Cause her parents are bananas
- for dogs!
- J.J. Flip!
- What the zip?
- Yeah. Saved her dad in
- the war.
- Wow!
That's flippin' awesome.
- Finn.
- Wha?
Listen, I just want you to
know how sorry we are about
trying to eat you. It's
just we thought we'd
never get another chance. We
thought humans were extinct.
- Oh.
- So this isn't human?
Oh, no. This is soy people.
Oh. Mmm!
I've never tasted real human
before, but they say you can't
even tell the difference.
Ew. Soy?
Finn, you're delicious!
Oh, man!