According to Jim (2001–2009): Season 6, Episode 9 - Dino-Mite - full transcript

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HI.
HEY.

WHAT'S GOING ON? OH, NOT A LOT.
RUBY AND GRACIE HAVE SOCCER PRACTICE.

KYLE HAS A FIELD TRIP.

WAS THAT A GOAT?

YEAH, THE LAWN MOWER BROKE,

SO JIM'S EXPLORING
SOME LOW-COST ALTERNATIVES.

HEY, DID YOU SEE GORDON?

THIS DOESN'T MEAN
IT WAS A BAD IDEA.

IT JUST MEANS HE NEEDS TO
ADJUST TO HIS SURROUNDINGS.

(Jim) GORDON!

GORDON OWES ME
A $300 PAIR OF LOAFERS.



MOM, CAN ALLY
SPEND THE NIGHT TONIGHT?

ONLY IF DADDY
CATCHES THE GOAT.

CHERYL, I'M TELLING YOU,

20 YEARS FROM NOW,
EVERYONE'S GONNA HAVE ONE.

I SHOULDN'T HAVE BOUGHT MINE
TILL I SAW HOW THIS WORKED OUT.

♪♪♪

WHERE DOES THIS PIECE GO?

I DON'T KNOW.
I'M NOT A DINOSAUR EXPERT.

HEY, RYAN, YOU'RE A DOCTOR.
WHERE DOES THIS BONE GO?

JIM, I DELIVER BABIES.

I COULD HELP YOU OUT
IF THIS WAS A LADY DINOSAUR.

WHOA, BUT IT'S NOT.

DANA, COME ON. WE DON'T WANT
TO BE LATE FOR THE MOVIE.

OKAY, HANG ON.
I JUST HAVE TO GIVE RYAN



TANNER'S EMERGENCY CONTACT
INFORMATION.

OH, GREAT. OH, WOW, 9-1-1.

(Jim) DANA, RELAX.

I'M HERE WITH RYAN.
WE CAN TAKE CARE OF THE BABY.

I'VE RAISED THREE KIDS...
RUBY, GRACIE AND...

KYLE.
KYLE.

YOU KNOW WHAT?
MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T GO.

DANA, THEY'LL BE FINE. OH, COME ON,
HONEY. YOU'VE BEEN WORKING SO HARD

LOOKING AFTER TANNER,
YOU DESERVE A NIGHT OFF.

YES, ABSOLUTELY.
GO, AND YOU, TOO, CHERYL.

YOU'VE BEEN WORKING
YOUR TAIL OFF ON THAT

STUPID MUSEUM FUND-RAISER
THAT I'M NOT GOING TO.

FREE BOOZE
AND UNLIMITED SHRIMP COCKTAIL.

THEN IT'S A GOOD CAUSE.

YOU'RE RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT, COME ON.

LET'S GO WATCH
MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY.

OH, I HOPE
HE TAKES HIS SHIRT OFF.

WHAT ARE THE ODDS?

(door closes)
RUBY, THE WINDOW.

(car engine turns over)

IN THE CAR...
RIGHT.

BACKING UP...
RIGHT.

CHECKING LIPSTICK...
(car horn blows)

(tires screech)
ALMOST HIT A CAR...

AND GONE.

WE HAVE LIFTOFF. OKAY,
EVERYBODY KNOWS WHAT TO DO.

LET'S GO.
LET'S MOVE, PEOPLE.

WE GOT ONE NIGHT
TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN.

ALL RIGHT. GRACIE, YOU
GOT THE KEYS? RIGHT HERE.

OKAY, DOC, DIAPER BAG.
LET'S GO. COME ON, LET'S GO.

HEY, HOW, WHY?

BECAUSE, MY FRIEND, THIS KEY
UNLOCKS THE FRONT DOOR

TO THE MUSEUM
OF NATURAL HISTORY.

YES, YES. YOU SEE,
THEY GAVE THIS TO CHERYL

TO OPEN THE MUSEUM
TO HELP SET HER FUND-RAISER UP

THAT I'M GETTING
THE SHRIMP AT.

WHY WERE YOU IN THE CLOSET?

WELL, EVER SINCE
THAT GOAT THING, UH,

WE'RE NOT ALLOWED
TO PLAY TOGETHER.

YEAH.

CHERYL GROUNDED US.

WELL, WHY DON'T YOU JUST
GO TO THE MUSEUM DURING THE DAY?

COME ON, WHERE'S THE ADVENTURE
IN THAT? THAT'S NOT FUN.

EVERYTHING'S BETTER
WHEN YOU SNEAK IN. YEAH.

LIKE, UH,
LIKE A PUBLIC SWIMMING POOL.

YEAH,
OR A STRANGER'S WEDDING.

OR YOUR NEW,
HOT CO-WORKER'S APARTMENT.

AND I'M TRYING TO CREATE
SOME MEMORIES FOR MY CHILDREN.

GRACIE, GIVE ME
MY FALSE I.D.

HERE WE GO, MR. DIMAS.
ALL RIGHT.

YEAH, JIM, I'M NOT
GOING TO ANY MUSEUM.

I TOLD DANA I'D STAY HERE
AND WATCH AFTER THE BABY.

YOU'RE AFRAID OF YOUR WIFE,
AREN'T YOU?

DON'T BE AFRAID OF YOUR WIFE.

YOU CAN WATCH THE KID
AT THE MUSEUM.

YEAH, BUT DANA SAID... (dopey
cartoon voice) "YEAH, BUT DANA SAID..."

DON'T MOCK ME.

(dopey cartoon voice)
"DON'T MOCK ME."

CUT IT OUT. I MEAN IT.

THANK YOU.

(both) "THANK YOU."

(normal voice) RYAN,
YOU COULD COME WITH US,

BRING THE BABY TO THE MUSEUM
AND WATCH HIM THERE

AND BE A GOOD DAD,

OR YOU CAN STAY HERE,
WATCH THE BABY HERE

AND BE DANA'S BABYSITTER.

OKAY.

IT'S GO TIME.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO.
(children cheer)

WHO IS SHE TO TELL ME
WHAT TO DO, YOU KNOW?

I'M A DOCTOR.
I'M THE KID'S FATHER.

I'M VERY RESPONSIBLE.

TANNER, YOU CANNOT
WANDER OFF LIKE THAT.

(whispers) DANA.

DANA. SHH, I'M TRYING
TO WATCH THE MOVIE.

OKAY, LISTEN TO ME.
YOU'RE A MOM NOW.

YOU HAVE TO TAKE ADVANTAGE

OF THE RARE OPPORTUNITY
YOU HAVE TO CUT LOOSE.

TAKE THE LID OFF
YOUR SODA. WHAT? WHY?

BECAUSE I'M GONNA
POUR LIQUOR IN IT.

OH, CHERYL, YOU CAN'T DRINK
IN A MOVIE THEATER.

OH, MY GOD,
I LOVE THOSE BOTTLES.

I KNOW.
IT'S LIKE DOLL BOOZE.

DID YOU BRING ONE
FOR YOURSELF?

(bottles clink)

OOH.

HOW COOL IS THIS, HUH?

DOES YOUR DAD SNEAK YOU INTO
SOME GOOD PLACES, OR WHAT?

THIS IS EVEN BETTER THAN
THE WASTE MANAGEMENT PLANT.

YOU BROKE INTO
A WASTE MANAGEMENT PLANT?

AH, IT WAS RUBY'S BIRTHDAY.

DADDY, I CAN'T
SEE ANYTHING.

ANDY, SEE IF THERE'S A SWITCH...
I THINK RIGHT THERE. OKAY.

CAN YOU SEE IT?
YEAH.

(Kyle) OH, WOW!

(Jim) WOW.

(Ruby) LOOK AT HIS TEETH.
(Jim) YEAH.

ACTUALLY,
THIS IS A LADY.

HOW CAN YOU TELL
IT'S A LADY?

WELL, JUST LOOK AT HER FACE.
SHE'S CRAZY.

YEAH, YEAH.

YEAH, I BET SHE ATE
A LOT OF CAVEMEN, THOUGH, HUH?

THERE WEREN'T ANY CAVEMEN
WHEN DINOSAURS WERE ALIVE.

WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE
THE T. REX ATE THEM ALL, HONEY.

HEY, ANDY, YOU GOT
YOUR CAMERA? YEAH.

COME ON, LET'S TAKE A PICTURE
IN FRONT OF THE BIG GUY HERE.

OKAY, OKAY...
COME ON, HURRY UP.

BUT THEN I WANNA GO
SEE THE MUMMIES,

AND I'M NOT GOING ALONE.
ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
COME ON... (growls) (all growl)

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
YEAH, YEAH. (camera beeps)

YEAH, COOL.
NICE.

HEY, YOU WANT
SOME ADVENTURE?

LET'S PUT TANNER
IN THE MOUTH OF THE T. REX.

LET'S NOT.

COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?

YOU KIDDING? THIS IS FUN.

IT'LL BE A GREAT MEMORY
FOR TANNER.

WHEN HE'S OLDER, HE'LL SEE
THE PICTURE. I DON'T KNOW, JIM.

DOESN'T THAT SIGN SAY,
"DO NOT TOUCH"?

CAN YOU READ YET?

NOT REALLY.

IT SAYS, "WET PAINT."

(both growl)

(laughs) SEE, EVERYTHING'S FINE.

MM, YUCK.
THAT PICTURE'S NO GOOD.

AH, TANNER'S GOT
THAT "I GOT GAS" FACE.

ALL RIGHT, HERE. COME ON,
LET'S TRY IT ONE MORE TIME.

(all) HOLY CRAP!

AT LEAST WE DIDN'T GET
ANY WET PAINT ON US.

OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD!

OH, MY GOD!

YOU BROKE THIS THING!

WHAT? ME?! ALL I DID
WAS TAKE A PICTURE.

YOU USED THE FLASH.

THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY...
"NEVER USE A FLASH IN A MUSEUM."

YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO!

HEY, IT WAS YOUR IDEA
TO PUT RYAN'S FAT BABY

IN THE DINOSAUR'S MOUTH.
WHOA. MY BABY'S NOT FAT.

HE COULD SKIP
A MEAL OR TWO.

OH, WHO CARES
IF THE BABY'S CHUBBY OR NOT?

WE GOTTA FIGURE OUT
WHAT TO DO HERE.

SHOULDN'T WE FIND AN ADULT
AND TELL THE TRUTH?

A SERIOUS PLAN.

I SAY WE LIE
AND BLAME IT ON RUBY.

(scoffs)
YOU KNOW, RUBY...

DADDY! NO, YOU'RE CUTE. THE
JUDGE MAY TAKE A LIKING TO YOU.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
WE'RE NOT GONNA BLAME RUBY.

OKAY, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU
GUYS, BUT I'M OUTTA HERE.

DON'T WORRY, HE'LL BE BACK.
HOW DO YOU KNOW?

MUMMIES!

(panting)
THERE'S NO WAY OUT!

YOU KNOW, JIM, I'D LIKE TO THANK
YOU FOR INVOLVING MY CHILD

IN HIS FIRST FELONY.
I'M OUTTA HERE.

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO,
NO, YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE.

NOBODY'S GOING ANYWHERE.

NOT ONLY HAVE WE
BROKEN THE LAW,

BUT WE'VE GOTTA FIX THIS THING
SO WE DON'T GO TO JAIL...

AND WHAT'S WORSE IS, CHERYL'S
GONNA KILL US IF SHE FINDS OUT.

SHE'S GONNA KNOW RIGHT AWAY
WE STOLE THE KEY,

AND WE'RE NOT EVEN SUPPOSED
TO BE PLAYING TOGETHER.

I THOUGHT WE WEREN'T
AFRAID OF OUR WIVES.

YOU KNOW WHAT? WHEN DAMAGE
GOES OVER $5 MILLION,

WE'RE AFRAID OF OUR WIVES. WE
HAVE GOT TO PUT THIS THING TOGETHER

AND GET HOME BEFORE CHERYL AND
DANA DO. ABSOLUTELY, AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

YOU KNOW WHAT? WE ARE THE PERFECT
TEAM FOR THIS. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

COME ON, YOU'RE A DOCTOR.
YOU KNOW ABOUT BONES.

YOU'RE AN ARCHITECT. WE GOT
THREE CHEAP LABORERS THERE.

AND I'M THE LOVABLE
BUT GRUFF SUPERVISOR.

DO YOU THINK WE CAN
REALLY PULL IT OFF, JIM?

ABSOLUTELY. LOOK, I NEED YOU
TO GO TO THE HOME DEPOT.

IT'S AROUND THE CORNER.
GET SOME SUPPLIES.

GREAT IDEA. THEY KNOW
HOW TO FIX ANYTHING.

I WONDER IF THEY HAVE A 1-2-3
BOOK ON CRETACEOUS CARNIVORES?

OKAY, DOC,
WHERE DO WE START?

THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!

(both sing) ♪ THE KNEE BONE'S
CONNECTED TO THE THIGH BONE ♪

♪ THE THIGH BONE'S
CONNECTED TO THE... ♪

♪ THE KNEE BONE'S
CONNECTED TO THE THIGH BONE ♪

♪ AND THE THIGH BONE'S
CONNECTED TO THE... ♪

GOOD ONE.

IT'S GOTTA BE A WIG.
SHE HASN'T MOVED ONCE.

HEY, MAYBE SHE'S DEAD.

(both laugh)

THAT WOULD BE AWESOME.

OH, MY GOD,
LET'S TRY PENNIES.

SHH.

HERE, THROW SOME POPCORN
AT THE DEAD LADY'S HEAD.

I'M TRYING
TO WATCH THIS.

HEY, DO YOU HAVE
ANY PENNIES?

OOH!
(laughing)

SOMEONE'S
GETTING BUSTED.

SHH, USHER, USHER.

THIS LADY IN FRONT OF US...
SHE'S DEAD. KICK HER OUT.

(both scream)

THAT'S IT. THAT'S IT.
THAT'S GOOD.

THAT LOOKS PERFECT.
PERFECT.

GOOD, GOOD, GOOD. NOW WE JUST
NEED TO FIX THIS LEG,

AND WE CAN GET OUTTA HERE.
OH, YEAH. OKAY.

DADDY?
YEAH, YES.

CAN I TAKE A RIB BONE
TO SHOW AND TELL?

YES, AND THEN WE CAN
ALL GO TO PRISON TOGETHER...

AND "SHOW AND TELL" HAS A WHOLE
DIFFERENT MEANING THERE.

SO WHERE DO WE
PUT THE CEILING FAN?

WE BUILT IT JUST LIKE
YOU SAID, UNCLE ANDY.

YEAH, THAT WAS SUPPOSED
TO GO IN MY TRUNK.

ANDY, YOU WERE SUPPOSED
TO GO TO THE HOME DEPOT

FOR DINOSAUR SUPPLIES.

I GOT CARRIED AWAY.
THIS WOMAN, MARCIE...

BOY, COULD SHE FILL OUT
AN ORANGE APRON. (laughs)

SHE TOOK ME
AROUND THE ENTIRE STORE.

LOOK, I EVEN GOT
THIS STUD FINDER.

(beeps)

(beep)
UH-OH, FOUND A STUD.

OH, MARCIE LOVED THAT BIT.

ANDY, YOU'RE CUTE. THEY'RE GONNA
LOVE YOU IN PRISON.

JIM, I'M HAVING

A HELL OF A TIME
WITH THIS RIGHT FEMUR.

THAT'S 'CAUSE
YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

YEAH, AND, UH, WHAT
WAS THE NAME

OF YOUR ANATOMY PROFESSOR
AT HARVARD?

DON'T KNOW
WHAT I'M DOING. (laughs)

I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I'M DOING.

ALL RIGHT, KIDS, WHY DON'T YOU
GO TO THE GIFT SHOP

AND MAYBE TRY TO FIND
A LITTLE BOOK ON DINOSAURS

OR A MODEL OF THIS T. REX?

OKAY.
OH, AND WHILE YOU'RE THERE,

TRY TO PICK UP SOMETHING NICE
FOR MOTHER'S DAY.

OH, DAMN IT.
WHAT?

I KNOW WHAT I SHOULDA
ASKED MARCIE. WHAT?

I SHOULDA ASKED HER TO SHOW ME
HER MALE-TO-FEMALE CONNECTOR.

COME ON.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

NO, NO, NO,
ANDY, STAY HERE.

YOU KNOW, JIM, I THINK
I KNOW HOW THIS GOES IN.

ALL RIGHT, NOW IF YOU
JUST PULL THAT BOARD OUT

WE'LL JUST PUT THIS RIGHT
INTO THERE. ALL RIGHT.

OH, OH, OH, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT,
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!

OH, NO, NO, WHOA, WHOA.
OKAY. YEAH, IT'S NOT FITTING.

ANDY. OH, GUYS, THAT'S
PERFECT. LET ME GET A PICTURE.

LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE HOLDING
THE WHOLE THING UP.

I AM HOLDING
THE WHOLE THING UP!

OKAY, LET ME
GET THIS BOARD.

OW!
OW!

OW! YOU HURT MY NOSE!

OH, YOUR POOR LITTLE NOSE.
YOU HIT ME IN THE PACKAGE!

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.

GUYS, CAN YOU
HELP ME OUT HERE, PLEASE?

OH, HOLD ON, DOC. DOES YOUR NOSE
FEEL A LITTLE BETTER?

A LITTLE. OW! OW!

OW!
YOU SON OF...

HEY!
OH!

OH, NO, NO, NO!

OW, OW, OW!

OH, NOW I REALLY
GOTTA GET A PICTURE.

AND...

(camera beeps)

AWW.

(grunts)

OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY...
"CHARLIE'S ANGELS." OOH.

UH, IT'S NOT AS MUCH FUN
WITHOUT ANDY HERE TO PLAY JILL.

SEE, I TOLD YOU IF WE WALKED
HOME IT WOULD SOBER US UP.

YEAH, I JUST NEED TO WALK HOME,
LIKE, THREE MORE TIMES.

HEY, DO YOU WANNA SEE
WHERE I'M DOING

THAT CHARITY THING
FOR THE MUSEUM

FOR THAT CHARITY THING
I'M DOING?

I TOTALLY WANNA SEE THAT.

I WANNA DO THAT,
AND I WANNA PEE.

I HAVE TO PICK A BUSH.

NO, NO, NO.
THERE ARE BUSHES INSIDE.

JUST LET ME FIND MY KEY.

OH.

OKAY, YOU KEEP LOOKING.

I'M JUST GONNA GO INSIDE
AND PEE.

I'LL BE THERE
AS SOON AS I FIND THE KEY.

OW. GIVE ME A HAND HERE.
WAIT A MINUTE... SHH.

WAIT A SECOND. DID YOU
GUYS HEAR SOMETHING? WHAT?

I THINK SOMEBODY'S COMING.
WHAT?

(Cheryl) DANA, WHERE ARE YOU?

(Dana) I FOUND THE PERFECT BUSH
RIGHT NEXT TO THE LADIES' ROOM.

IT'S DANA AND CHERYL.

WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE?
OH, THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION.

WHY DON'T WE WAIT FOR THEM TO
COME HERE SO WE CAN DISCUSS IT?

HELP ME HERE! I DON'T KNOW,
JIM. I THINK WE SHOULD HIDE.

COME HERE FOR A SECOND.
YEAH?

OW!

COME ON, ANDY, IN HERE.
LET'S GO.

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO HIDE?

UH, JUST STAND THERE
AND LOOK PREHISTORIC.

OH, WOW, WHAT A GREAT ROOM.
UH-HUH.

OH, MY GOD,
I LOVE THE DINOSAUR.

WHERE DID YOU GET IT?

IT CAME WITH THE ROOM.
UH-HUH.

LUCKY.

THAT IS A BOY DINOSAUR.

HOW CAN YOU TELL?
BECAUSE IT'S THURSDAY NIGHT,

AND IT'S NOT SITTING AT HOME
WATCHING "GREY'S ANATOMY."

(laughs)

OH, AND THEN... AND THEN
THE DINNER IS GONNA BE

DOWN THAT HALLWAY
PAST THE MUMMY EXHIBIT.

OH. (gasps)
WHAT?

CAN WE GET A MUMMY
AND PUT IT IN ANDY'S BED?

IT'D BE SO NICE FOR HIM

TO HAVE SOMEBODY
IN BED WITH HIM.

YEAH.

WELL, IF HE'S THAT LONELY,
HE CAN BORROW RYAN.

I COULD USE A NIGHT
WITHOUT ALL THE FARTING.

OH, YEAH.

YOU THINK YOU'VE GOT IT BAD,

THINK ABOUT
WHOEVER'S MARRIED TO THAT.

OKAY, "CHARLIE'S ANGELS."

OKAY, NO. YOU KNOW WHAT?
I... I'M DONE WITH THAT.

HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? OVER HERE,
THEY HAVE PREHISTORIC CLOTHING.

OH, JUST LIKE
IN YOUR CLOSET.

HEY!

GUYS, COME ON OUT HERE.
GIVE ME A HAND.

DO YOU BELIEVE THOSE TWO?

THEY'RE OUT DRINKING ALL NIGHT,
AND I'M HOME BABYSITTING.

HERE, I'LL RELIEVE YOU.

(Andy) GOTCHA. DADDY, MOMMY
AND AUNT DANA ARE HERE.

AUNT DANA PEED IN A BUSH.

AND WE FOUND
THIS MODEL OF A T. REX.

AH, THANK YOU, BABY.
DOC, LOOK AT THIS.

WE HAD THE BONE
AT THE WRONG ANGLE.

DID YOU REALLY
GO TO HARVARD?

(cell phone rings)
OH, THAT'S... THAT'S MY PHONE.

UH, IF THAT'S MARCIE, GUYS,
I'M GONNA NEED TO TAKE THAT.

I'LL GET IT.

OH, THANK YOU, HONEY.

HELLO? THIS IS ANDY'S WIFE.
WHO'S THIS?

NO! NO! OH!

I GUESS THE HOME DEPOT
CAN'T FIX A BROKEN HEART.

ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT.
I THINK WE GOT IT.

YEP, HEAD, TAIL, BODY.

THIS ADVENTURE IS OVER.

NOW, LET'S WALK AWAY
VERY SLOWLY.

BEST THING ABOUT AN ADVENTURE
IS THE ESCAPE.

LET'S GO! (laughs)

COME ON, KIDS,
COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.

JIM, JIM, JIM, I MEAN,
COME ON. WHAT?

WHY DON'T WE GET THE PICTURE
RIGHT NOW, ALL RIGHT? WHAT PICTURE?

COME ON, TANNER IN
THE DINOSAUR'S MOUTH,

NO GAS FACE.
JIM, I REALLY WANT THIS.

YOU'VE BEEN TALKING ADVENTURE
ALL NIGHT. LET'S DO THIS. COME ON!

THE LAST TIME WE DID THAT,
THE DINOSAUR FELL OVER.

I WON'T USE THE FLASH.
OKAY, COME ON.

ALL RIGHT, ANDY,
GET A GOOD PICTURE THIS TIME.

YEAH, YEAH. REAL GRR,
REAL MEAN.

(Jim) THERE YOU ARE, TANNER,
THERE YOU ARE.

PERFECT. GOT IT. OH, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
A GREAT PICTURE. LET ME SEE, LET ME SEE.

HEY, THAT'S GOOD. LOOK IT,
TANNER DOESN'T LOOK THAT FAT.

I GOT A DIFFERENT ANGLE
THAT TIME.

YEAH, BETTER ANGLE ON IT,
ON THE CHIN.

(Cheryl) NO,
THE T. REX IS OVER HERE.

ESCAPE!

(whispers) MUMMIES!

(whispers)
BABY! BABY! BABY!

AND THEN, SINCE WE'RE HAVING
DINNER NEAR THE MUMMY EXHIBIT,

WE'RE GONNA WRAP THE NAPKINS

REALLY TIGHT AROUND
THE SILVERWARE. (laughs)

OH, LOOK, CHERYL,
IT'S ANOTHER DINOSAUR.

HONEY, IT'S THE SAME DINOSAUR.

NO, NO... LOOK, CHERYL,

THIS DINOSAUR HAS A BABY
JUST LIKE MY BABY.

OH, MY GOD,
IT'S GOT MY BABY.

FREEZE! DON'T TOUCH
THE DINOSAUR!

WELL, JIM... RYAN? WHAT
ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE?

UH, UH...
TANNER RAN AWAY.

IN HIS CAR SEAT?

WELL, OF COURSE
HE'S IN HIS CAR SEAT.

THAT'S THE LAW.

RYAN, YOU KNOW BETTER.

YEAH, YEAH, AND YOU KNOW,

YOU TWO AREN'T EVEN SUPPOSED
TO BE PLAYING TOGETHER.

WELL, HE WAS HERE
WHEN WE GOT HERE.

NO, DANA, THIS IS
MY FAULT. I'M SORRY.

I SHOULD HAVE STAYED AT HOME.
WHOA, WHAT ARE YOU APOLOGIZING FOR?

DON'T APOLOGIZE. YOU HAD
AN ADVENTURE, DIDN'T YOU?

YEAH.
IT WAS FUN, RIGHT?

YEAH. AND YOU GIRLS WENT TO THE
MOVIES AND HAD A FEW DOZEN DRINKS.

WE DID.

YEAH, ALL RIGHT,
SO WHERE'S THE HARM?

I MEAN, TANNER'S FINE, THE KIDS
LEARNED ABOUT DINOSAURS.

ANDY DIDN'T FALL
INTO ANYTHING

LIKE HE DID
AT THE WASTE MANAGEMENT PLANT.

SO COME ON...
YEAH.

IT'S A GOOD NIGHT,
A GOOD ADVENTURE.

REALLY GOOD.
I SAY WE TAKE THE BABY

CAREFULLY OUT
OF THE DINOSAUR'S MOUTH,

WE GO HOME,
CALL IT A GREAT NIGHT.

ALL RIGHT? 'CAUSE IT WAS.

COME ON, GIRLS. IT WAS A
GREAT IDEA, JIM, IT REALLY WAS.

DON'T YOU THINK? HEY, RYAN. YEP.

DO YOU HAVE A KEY TO
THE HOSPITAL? OF COURSE.

BECAUSE I THINK THE KIDS
WOULD LOVE TO GO ON THAT M.R.I.

THAT MACHINE COSTS
OVER $1 MILLION.

HEY, THAT DINOSAUR
COST MORE THAN THAT.

HEY, KIDS, YOU WANNA GET
A PICTURE OF YOUR SPLEEN?

WAIT A MINUTE.
LET ME GET THE LIGHT.

(sighs)

SEE YA, REX.

(Cheryl) HONEY, WHAT WAS THAT?

I DROPPED MY KEYS.