According to Jim (2001–2009): Season 6, Episode 18 - Jim's Birthday - full transcript
Jim tries everything in his power (including Andy) to sabotage the birthday party Cheryl threw for him.
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HEY, EVERYONE.
(guests) SURPRISE!
OH, MY GOD!
OH, OH, MY GOD!
OH, MY GOD,
A-A SURPRISE PARTY!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HONEY!
NO WAY!
(Cheryl) YEAH.
LOOK AT YOU! LOOK
AT... JOHN! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JIM!
OH, CHARLIE!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JIM.
AND, TONY! HOW ARE YA? HEY, JIM,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MAN. I'M GREAT.
OH,
THAT ONE LADY'S HUSBAND!
HOW ARE YOU?
HOW ARE YOU?
OH, MY GOD.
OH, MY GOD!
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I NEED A COUPLE MINUTES
TO JUST...
COLLECT MY THOUGHTS HERE
AND... AND THANK
MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE HERE.
AW.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
(laughs)
OH, MY GOD!
WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO,
WOMAN?
♪♪♪
IT'S A BIRTHDAY PARTY!
GET 'EM OUT. GET 'EM OUT.
GET 'EM ALL OUT.
I HATE BIRTHDAY PARTIES.
YOU KNOW THAT. WHY WOULD YOU
DO THIS? 'CAUSE YOU SAID I COULD.
I... NEVER SAID THAT.
YES, YOU DID. YES, YOU DID.
YOU SAID I COULD THROW YOU A BIRTHDAY PARTY ON YOUR 50th.
I NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER WOULD SAY THAT.
NEVER IN MY LIFE
WOULD I SAY THAT, EVER, EVER.
YOU CAN'T
MAKE THINGS UP LIKE THIS.
(Jim)
FIRST OF ALL, CHERYL,
THE BOYS IN MILLI VANILLI
ARE TALENTED ARTISTS
AND WILL BE VINDICATED.
WH...
AS FOR THE BIRTHDAY PARTY,
I PROMISE YOU,
YOU CAN THROW ME ONE
WHEN I TURN 50.
(Cheryl) APRIL 4, 1990.
WHAT?!
HOW COULD YOU EVEN...
WHY WOULD YOU EVEN...
YOU KNOW, WHAT ELSE
DID YOU TAPE OF ME? WHAT...
(Jim) CHERYL, CHERYL,
CHERYL, LOOK,
ONCE WE DOUBLE OUR MONEY
ON THIS ENRON THING,
WE'LL GO WITH YOUR STOCK PICK,
ALL RIGHT?
WHAT
IS A "GOOGLE" ANYWAY?
(Cheryl) JULY 2, 2001.
OH, OH, SO IT'S FINE
FOR YOU TO RECORD ME,
BUT WHEN I WANT TO TAPE US
HAVING SEX, IT'S "UNSEEMLY"?
WHAT ARE YOU SMILING AT?
WHAT ARE YOU SMILING AT?
YOU LOOK SO CUTE
IN YOUR HAT.
AND, HONEY,
SPEAKING OF CUTE... OH!
I MADE THE CUTEST TRIBUTE VIDEO
USING ALL YOUR BABY PICTURES.
OH, CHERYL.
I DID.
OH, YEAH, YEAH, NOTHING I LOVE
MORE THAN TO BE HUMILIATED
AND BELITTLED
IN FRONT OF A GROUP OF PEOPLE
IN MY OWN HOUSE
THAT I BARELY KNOW.
(speaks foreign language)
(speaks foreign language)
WHAT? SO I KNOW
ONE MAN'S LANGUAGE.
I DON'T KNOW ANY OF THOSE PEOPLE.
HEY. COME HERE. COME HERE. HURRY UP.
I WANT YOU TO SEE MY PRESENT.
OH, GOD. I HOPE IT'S A TIME MACHINE
SO I CAN GO BACK 15 YEARS
TO OUR WEDDING NIGHT
AND PICK A WOMAN
WHO DOESN'T WANT TO HONOR ME!
I HOPE IT'S A TIME MACHINE SO WE
CAN UNLOAD THAT ENRON STOCK.
I SENT ANDY
A SPECIAL INVITATION.
"LETTUCE" CELEBRATE
YOUR BIRTHDAY!
HEY... DANA, WHERE'S
EVERYONE ELSE'S COSTUME?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JIM.
OH, FINE.
I PUT ON A COSTUME.
YOU PUT ON
20 POUNDS OF BABY WEIGHT.
EXCEPT, UH, TOMORROW,
MINE WILL BE GONE.
SO SHE TRICKED YOU
INTO PUTTING ON A COSTUME?
YEAH.
WHO TRICKED YOU
INTO PUTTING ON LETTUCE?
HEY, MOCK ME ALL YOU WANT,
JIM,
BUT I'LL "ROMAINE"
YOUR FRIEND FOREVER.
OH, NO.
NO, TELL ME YOU'RE NOT GONNA
DO THIS ALL NIGHT. ARE YA?
IT'S JUST THE TIP
OF THE "ICEBERG."
OH!
OKAY, EVERYBODY,
GRAB A GLASS OF CHAMPAGNE,
'CAUSE IN JUST A FEW MINUTES,
IT'S THE WORLD PREMIERE
OF MY TRIBUTE VIDEO...
"A HALF-CENTURY OF JIM."
(man) YEAH.
OR AS I LIKE TO CALL IT...
"JACKASS THREE."
OH.
IF I KNOCK THE POWER OUT,
THE LIGHTS GO OUT...
OH, AND THEN THE PEOPLE
AT THE PARTY GO HOME.
EXACTLY. IT'S NICE TO SEE
YOU STILL HAVE A BRAIN
IN THAT...
LEAFY HEAD OF YOURS.
LISTEN, LISTEN, MAN, JUST...
WHEN YOU SHIMMY UP THE POLE
AND BLOW OUT THE TRANSFORMER,
BE CAREFUL.
THESE THINGS ARE DANGEROUS.
NOT IF I'M WEARING A SUIT
OF INSULATED MATERIAL
LIKE LETTUCE.
YOU DIDN'T BRING ME OUT HERE
JUST TO EXPLAIN YOUR PLAN,
DID YOU?
ANDY, I CAN'T DO IT. IF I'M NOT
STANDING NEXT TO CHERYL
WHEN THE LIGHTS GO OUT,
SHE'S GONNA THINK I DID IT.
WELL, I'M NOT DOING IT. ALL YOU'VE
GOT TO DO IS SHIMMY UP THE POLE,
PUT THIS MYLAR BALLOON
IN THE TRANSFORMER.
THE POWER GOES OUT.
PIECE OF CAKE.
WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME? I
ALREADY SAID, "PIECE OF CAKE."
YOU KNOW, I'D KINDA LIKE TO LIVE
TO SEE MY 50th BIRTHDAY PARTY.
HEY, YOU WANT
TO LIVE TO SEE 50?
START EATING LETTUCE
INSTEAD OF WEARING IT.
NOW, COME ON. IT'S MY BIRTHDAY,
NOT YOURS. GET UP THERE.
(grunts)
COME ON!
IT'S TOO HIGH, EVEN WITH
MY 30-INCH VERTICAL.
ALL RIGHT.
HERE, LET ME HELP YOU.
ONE, TWO, THREE... OH!
NOW I HAVE TO MARRY YOU.
HERE, STEP ON MY BACK.
OKAY.
CAN YOU REACH IT?
BE CAREFUL. BE CAREFUL.
OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD!
YOU'RE HEAVY!
YES, IT'S MOSTLY COSTUME.
HEY, HOLD STILL.
ANDY, ANDY, NOT MY HEAD!
NOT MY HEAD!
NOT MY HEAD!
ANDY... AAH!
OW! MY HEAD! OH,
OH, JIM, I NEED A HAND.
I'M... I...
JIM.
I'M NOT GONNA TOUCH
YOUR BUTT. COME ON!
OH!
EASY, EASY,
EASY, EASY.
HERE, USE MY SHOULDER.
RIGHT HERE.
OH, MY GOD. DO YOU...
(sniffs)
OH!
DID YOU STEP IN SOMETHING?
I DID, BUT I WIPED IT OFF
ON YOUR HEAD.
AAH!
(grunts)
A LITTLE HIGHER.
MM-HMM.
THERE, THERE,
OKAY, HERE.
HERE'S THE BALLOON.
UH-HUH.
ALL RIGHT?
BARELY.
GIVE ME FIVE MINUTES.
FIVE MINUTES.
(electricity crackles)
AAH!
(panting)
I, UH, I GUESS
I'LL COUNT IN MY HEAD.
OH. (laughs)
HI, THERE, RACCOON...
FAMILY.
AREN'T YOU THE CUTEST?
YOU LITTLE BANDITS.
WHY ARE YOU
LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT?
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
THIS... THIS IS JUST A COSTUME.
THIS...
THIS IS NOT YOUR DINNER.
BACK OFF!
HEY, HONEY.
ARE YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME?
OH, YEAH.
YEAH?
I REALLY AM, YOU KNOW THAT? OH!
I MEAN, I WAS
JUST SAYING TO, UM...
TO, UH, THAT GUY WHO'S EITHER
OUR NEIGHBOR OR OUR DENTIST...
UH-HUH.
THAT IT IS SO SPECIAL
TO BE SURROUNDED BY PEOPLE
WHO ARE SO CLOSE TO YOU.
OH, HONEY, I'M GONNA GO
PUT IN THAT VIDEO, OKAY?
YEAH. WAIT... WAIT ONE...
ONE SECOND BEFORE YOU DO.
I'M TRYING TO PUT
SOME WORDS TOGETHER
FOR A LITTLE SPEECH
FOR OUR GUESTS.
SO IF YOU CAN WAIT... THREE
TO FIVE MINUTES TO LET ME...
COLLECT MY THOUGHTS,
YOU KNOW. OKAY.
FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE.
AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH!
(grunts)
(gasps)
(guests murmuring)
OH, NO!
(man) HOW ARE WE GONNA
HAVE THIS PARTY? NO, NO!
NO!
WHAT?!
"WHAT?"
WHAT?
YOU CUT OFF
THE POWER, DIDN'T YOU?
WHAT, WITH MY MIND?
I'M STANDING RIGHT HERE,
NEXT TO YOU, CHERYL. OH.
LOOKS LIKE
THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD'S OUT.
OH, NO!
TONIGHT OF ALL NIGHTS.
AH, DAMN MY LUCK!
OH.
WELL, NOW WE CAN'T WATCH
THE VIDEO FOR SURE.
NO ELECTRICITY,
NO BACKUP GENERATOR.
OH, WELL, I'LL JUST...
I'LL... I'LL TALK TO EVERYBODY.
HEY, EVERYBODY, LISTEN.
THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR COMING.
UH, OBVIOUSLY,
THE PARTY'S RUINED NOW,
SO LOOK IT, I'LL SEE YOU
ON MY 60th. ALL RIGHT, MAN.
OKAY. THE 60th WILL BE JUST
AS MUCH... NO, NO, NO, NO!
WHOA! WAIT A MINUTE!
WAIT A MINUTE.
WE'RE NOT GONNA LET A LITTLE
THING LIKE A POWER FAILURE
GET IN OUR WAY, ARE WE?
(guests) NO.
NO. THIS IS
JIM'S SPECIAL NIGHT,
AND WE WANT TO HONOR HIM,
DON'T WE?
(guests cheer)
(Cheryl) YES!
YOU SEE THAT, HONEY?
EVERYBODY LOVES YOU,
AND THEY ARE GONNA STAY
ALL NIGHT.
THAT MAKES ME ALMOST...
FEEL LIKE CRYING.
ANDY,
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
"LETTUCE" NOT GET INTO THAT.
DADDY, WE WENT
INTO OUR PIGGY BANKS.
WE WANTED TO GIVE YOU MONEY
TO PAY FOR THE ELECTRIC BILL.
OH.
THANKS, GUYS,
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, IT... IT'S
A BLACKOUT... WE GOT ALMOST $40.
EVERY LITTLE BIT HELPS.
THANKS, KIDS.
HEY, GOOD NEWS. THE BABY MONITOR
WORKS ON BATTERIES.
REALLY?
CAN YOUR BABY MONITOR COOK
THE 60 MINI MUSHROOM QUICHES
I HAVE SITTING FROZEN
IN MY OVEN?
GET AWAY.
GET...
GET AWAY.
IT'S HOT IN HERE.
I'M MAKING MY OWN SALAD DRESSING
IN THIS THING.
(groans)
IT'S SO SQUISHY.
AND NOBODY EVEN LEFT.
I GUESS PEOPLE
LIKE ME TOO MUCH.
I'M FINE.
THANKS FOR ASKING.
10,000 VOLTS
STOPPED MY HEART FOR A SECOND,
BUT THE 20-FOOT FALL STARTED IT
RIGHT BACK UP AGAIN.
OKAY, EVERYBODY,
I HAVE AN IDEA.
SINCE WE CAN'T WATCH MY
DVD TRIBUTE TO JIM... (guests groan)
I KNOW. I KNOW.
WE'RE ALL HEARTBROKEN,
BUT I THOUGHT WE COULD DO
OUR OWN TRIBUTE.
SO I'M GONNA PASS THIS CANDLE
AROUND, AND ONE BY ONE,
WE'RE EACH GONNA DO A TOAST TO
THE BIRTHDAY BOY. (Andy) OH, THAT'S FUN!
OKAY, SO EVERYBODY,
BLOW OUT THE OTHER CANDLES.
ME FIRST.
OKAY, SURE.
(clears throat)
THERE ONCE WAS A JIM
FROM NANTUCKET, WHOSE...
OKAY, AND NO DIRTY LIMERICKS.
YOU'LL HAVE
TO COME BACK TO ME.
YOU KNOW,
THERE ARE VERY OBVIOUS SIGNS
THAT A MAN IS GOING THROUGH
A MID-LIFE CRISIS.
HE SPLURGES
FOR AN EXPENSIVE CAR.
HE JOINS A GYM.
HE SUDDENLY STARTS CARING
ABOUT HIS APPEARANCE.
WELL, IT DOESN'T TAKE
A GENIUS TO SEE
THAT JIM IS DEFINITELY NOT GOING
THROUGH A MID-LIFE CRISIS.
(guests laugh)
(man) THAT'S GREAT.
40 BUCKS FOR THE NEXT PERSON
WHO WON'T SPEAK.
DONE.
(speaking foreign language)
(man) YEAH. REALLY? YEAH.
OH, SO WILLIE'S ALLOWED
TO BE DIRTY?
(laughs)
AND FINALLY, I'D LIKE TO SAY
HOW MUCH IT MEANS TO ME
THAT I CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON JIM.
I MEAN, HE DOESN'T ALWAYS
MAKE IT EASY,
BUT IT MEANS
A LOT TO ME TO KNOW
THAT I CAN ALWAYS DEPEND ON HIM
BEING RIGHT HERE BESIDE ME.
(man) HEY, THERE WE GO.
(man) WOW, THAT'S GOOD.
(indistinct conversations)
(woman) WHERE'S JIM?
IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME.
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.
DO I LOOK LIKE I'M KIDDING?
OH, MY GOD. YOU'RE MUCH MADDER
THAN I PICTURED.
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!
(lowers voice) CHERYL,
BABY IN HERE. KEEP IT DOWN.
(lowers voice)
YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT THE BABY.
YOU JUST DON'T WANT ME TO
YELL AT YOU. YOU ARE NOT WRONG.
(scoffs) OH, GOD.
(normal voice) JIM, WHAT IS IT
WITH YOU AND BIRTHDAYS?
SO YOU'RE A YEAR OLDER.
GET OVER IT.
(normal voice) I DON'T HAVE
A PROBLEM WITH BIRTHDAYS.
I HAVE A PROBLEM
WITH BIRTHDAY PARTIES,
AND ESPECIALLY SURPRISE
BIRTHDAY PARTIES. WHY?
I DON'T WANT
TO TALK ABOUT IT, CHERYL.
DON'T WANT TO... ZIP IT. CUT IT.
KNOCK IT. I DON'T WANT TO TALK.
OKAY, JIM, HERE'S THE THING...
WHEN YOU KEEP THINGS INSIDE,
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE UPSET
ABOUT SOMETHING REAL,
OR IF THE BEARS LOST
OR SOMEBODY DIDN'T USE
THEIR TURN SIGNAL ON YOUR WAY HOME FROM WORK.
OH, I SUPPOSE EVERYBODY CAN JUST CHANGE LANES
WITHOUT USING THE SIGNAL
WHENEVER THEY WANT?
WOULD YOU JUST LET ME IN?
(sighs)
CHERYL.
YOU WANT TO KNOW?
YES.
FINE. I'M GONNA TELL YOU,
BUT WE NEVER SPEAK
ABOUT THIS EVER AGAIN.
AND YOU DON'T TELL ANYBODY.
FINE.
(sighs)
ALL RIGHT.
PICTURE A 13-YEAR-OLD BOY...
WAKING UP IN THE MORNING
AND REALIZING
THAT HIS ENTIRE FAMILY
HAS FORGOTTEN HIS BIRTHDAY.
OH, HONEY, I'M SO SORRY...
CHERYL,
DON'T INTERRUPT ME.
IF I PAUSE,
IT'S FOR DRAMATIC EFFECT.
WELL, THIS BOY SUCKS IT UP
AND MAKES IT THROUGH
THE WHOLE DAY AT SCHOOL.
THE WHOLE WHILE,
HOLDING BACK HIS TEARS
BECAUSE...
ALL HIS FRIENDS AT SCHOOL
HAD FORGOTTEN HIS BIRTHDAY,
TOO.
FINALLY, HE COMES HOME
TO AN EMPTY, QUIET HOUSE
AND DECIDES,
"IF NO ONE ELSE
IS GONNA GIVE ME A GIFT,
I'LL JUST GIVE MYSELF ONE."
SO I GRABBED ONE
OF MY MA'S BRA CATALOGS,
FIND MY CHAIR,
DROP MY PANTS,
AND BEGIN
TO UNWRAP MY PRESENT.
THAT'S WHEN I GOT
MY REAL SURPRISE.
(guests) SURPRISE!
JIMMY!
AREN'T YOU GONNA SAY ANYTHING?
I THOUGHT YOU WERE PAUSING
FOR DRAMATIC EFFECT.
I THOUGHT THAT WAS
THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE.
OH, MY GOD.
MY SON IS IN THERE.
I DON'T WANT HIM
HEARING THIS.
WHAT ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT?
HE'S HEARD EVERYTHING ALREADY?
UGH.
IT CAN'T POSSIBLY
GET ANY WORSE.
IT GETS WORSE.
(all gasp)
WHAT?
HOW CAN IT GET WORSE?
I COULDN'T STOP.
(all groan)
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
YOU COULDN'T STOP?
EVEL KNIEVEL
WAS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE RAMP...
THE BIKE WAS AT A FULL RUN...
THERE WAS NO PLACE TO GO
EXCEPT FOR OVER THE CANYON.
AND, YOU KNOW, I...
WENT OVER THE CANYON.
(guests laughing loudly)
WHY ARE THEY LAUGHING?
WHY ARE THEY LAUGHING, CHERYL?
WHY ARE LAUGHING DOWNSTAIRS? WHAT
ARE THEY LAUGHING AT? OH, MY GOD. JIM...
(gasps) THE BABY MONITOR.
NO! NO, I HATE MY BIRTHDAY.
I HATE MY BIRTHDAY.
I TOLD YOU I HATED MY BIRTHDAY,
CHERYL!
OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. HONEY,
HONEY, HONEY, HONEY,
I AM GONNA FIX THIS.
YOU STAY HERE. "FIX IT"?
OKAY, OKAY, STAY. STAY! STAY!
HOW ARE YOU GONNA FIX IT?
YOU'RE GONNA FIX IT?
NOBODY CAN FIX THAT.
CAUGHT WITH MY PANTS DOWN AGAIN!
I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE.
THAT'S IT.
I'LL JUST GET OUT OF HERE.
HEY, TANNER, YOU SEEM
LIKE A GOOD KID AND ALL,
SO IF YOU'RE EVER IN MEXICO,
COME AND SEE ME.
AND REMEMBER,
WHEN YOU TURN 13,
BE SURE TO LOCK THE DOOR.
JIM, WE ARE TAKING BACK
YOUR BIRTHDAY.
HOLD IT. I DON'T WANT
TO SEE THESE PEOPLE.
I DON'T WANT TO SEE ANY OF YOU PEOPLE
RIGHT NOW. NO, NO, HONEY, HONEY, YOU DO.
YOU NEVER GOT OVER WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOU WHEN YOU WERE 13.
CHERYL, I ALMOST DID
UNTIL TONIGHT!
LOOK, HONEY,
NOW YOU GOTTA FACE IT.
WHAT DO YOU ALWAYS SAY TO ME?
"IF YOU HAVE TO EAT IT,
DON'T NIBBLE."
SO YOU KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE GONNA DO?
YOU ARE GONNA TAKE A BIG BITE
TONIGHT AND BE OVER IT FOREVER.
YEAH, WHAT...
WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL, JIM?
WE ALL DO IT. SOME OF US
USE IT AS A SLEEP AID.
HEY, COME ON.
BESIDES, YOU WERE 13.
REALLY?
YEAH.
YEAH, MAN.
(sighs)
THANKS, ANDY.
YEAH.
ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE,
HOW ABOUT A BIG HAND
FOR THE BIRTHDAY BOY?
OH!
COME ON, JIM.
WE'RE JUST YANKING YOUR CHAIN.
(men laugh)
(speaks foreign language)
(guests laughing)
(man) OH, HE DIDN'T!
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
IT IS... IT'S,
YOU KNOW, IT'S...
IT'S KINDA FUNNY,
I GUESS.
I MEAN, IT'D BE A LOT FUNNIER
IF IT HAPPENED TO ANDY.
I MEAN, LOOK AT IT
THIS WAY, HONEY.
I MEAN, THAT WAS ONE REALLY,
REALLY BAD MEMORY,
BUT YOU'VE HAD
THOUSANDS OF GOOD ONES,
AND THEY'VE ALL BEEN LOVINGLY
PUT TO MUSIC BY ME.
ANDY.
AHH.
OH, THE TRIBUTE TAPE?
YES. OH, JUST WAIT.
(exhales deeply)
(Warren Zevon's "Keep Me
In Your Heart" playing)
♪ SHADOWS ARE FALLING ♪
♪ AND I'M RUNNING
OUT OF BREATH ♪
♪ KEEP ME IN YOUR HEART
FOR A WHILE ♪
♪ IF I LEAVE YOU ♪
♪ I DOESN'T MEAN
I LOVE YOU ANY LESS ♪
♪ KEEP ME IN YOUR HEART
FOR A WHILE ♪
♪ WHEN YOU GET UP
IN THE MORNING ♪
♪ AND YOU SEE
THAT CRAZY SUN ♪
♪ KEEP ME IN YOUR HEART
FOR A WHILE ♪
♪ THERE'S A TRAIN
LEAVING NIGHTLY ♪
♪ CALLED WHEN ALL IS SAID
AND DONE ♪
♪ KEEP ME IN YOUR HEART
FOR A WHILE ♪
♪ SHA LA LA-LA-LA ♪
♪ LA LA LA LI LI OH ♪
♪ KEEP ME IN YOUR HEART
FOR A WHILE ♪
♪ SHA LA LA-LA-LA ♪
♪ LA LA LA LI LI OH ♪
♪ KEEP ME IN YOUR HEART
FOR A WHILE ♪
♪♪♪
♪ SHA LA LA-LA-LA ♪
THANKS, CHERYL.
MM-HMM.
WELL, THAT'S AMAZING.
♪ KEEP ME IN YOUR HEART
FOR A WHILE ♪
THANKS, EVERYBODY.
♪ SHA LA LA-LA-LA ♪
♪ LA LA LA LI LI OH ♪
♪ KEEP ME IN YOUR HEART
FOR A WHILE ♪
♪ SHA LA LA-LA-LA ♪
♪ LA LA LA LI LI OH ♪
♪ KEEP ME IN YOUR HEART
FOR A WHILE ♪
♪♪♪
♪ KEEP ME IN YOUR HEART
FOR A WHILE ♪
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HEY, EVERYONE.
(guests) SURPRISE!
OH, MY GOD!
OH, OH, MY GOD!
OH, MY GOD,
A-A SURPRISE PARTY!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HONEY!
NO WAY!
(Cheryl) YEAH.
LOOK AT YOU! LOOK
AT... JOHN! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JIM!
OH, CHARLIE!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JIM.
AND, TONY! HOW ARE YA? HEY, JIM,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MAN. I'M GREAT.
OH,
THAT ONE LADY'S HUSBAND!
HOW ARE YOU?
HOW ARE YOU?
OH, MY GOD.
OH, MY GOD!
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I NEED A COUPLE MINUTES
TO JUST...
COLLECT MY THOUGHTS HERE
AND... AND THANK
MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE HERE.
AW.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
(laughs)
OH, MY GOD!
WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO,
WOMAN?
♪♪♪
IT'S A BIRTHDAY PARTY!
GET 'EM OUT. GET 'EM OUT.
GET 'EM ALL OUT.
I HATE BIRTHDAY PARTIES.
YOU KNOW THAT. WHY WOULD YOU
DO THIS? 'CAUSE YOU SAID I COULD.
I... NEVER SAID THAT.
YES, YOU DID. YES, YOU DID.
YOU SAID I COULD THROW YOU A BIRTHDAY PARTY ON YOUR 50th.
I NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER WOULD SAY THAT.
NEVER IN MY LIFE
WOULD I SAY THAT, EVER, EVER.
YOU CAN'T
MAKE THINGS UP LIKE THIS.
(Jim)
FIRST OF ALL, CHERYL,
THE BOYS IN MILLI VANILLI
ARE TALENTED ARTISTS
AND WILL BE VINDICATED.
WH...
AS FOR THE BIRTHDAY PARTY,
I PROMISE YOU,
YOU CAN THROW ME ONE
WHEN I TURN 50.
(Cheryl) APRIL 4, 1990.
WHAT?!
HOW COULD YOU EVEN...
WHY WOULD YOU EVEN...
YOU KNOW, WHAT ELSE
DID YOU TAPE OF ME? WHAT...
(Jim) CHERYL, CHERYL,
CHERYL, LOOK,
ONCE WE DOUBLE OUR MONEY
ON THIS ENRON THING,
WE'LL GO WITH YOUR STOCK PICK,
ALL RIGHT?
WHAT
IS A "GOOGLE" ANYWAY?
(Cheryl) JULY 2, 2001.
OH, OH, SO IT'S FINE
FOR YOU TO RECORD ME,
BUT WHEN I WANT TO TAPE US
HAVING SEX, IT'S "UNSEEMLY"?
WHAT ARE YOU SMILING AT?
WHAT ARE YOU SMILING AT?
YOU LOOK SO CUTE
IN YOUR HAT.
AND, HONEY,
SPEAKING OF CUTE... OH!
I MADE THE CUTEST TRIBUTE VIDEO
USING ALL YOUR BABY PICTURES.
OH, CHERYL.
I DID.
OH, YEAH, YEAH, NOTHING I LOVE
MORE THAN TO BE HUMILIATED
AND BELITTLED
IN FRONT OF A GROUP OF PEOPLE
IN MY OWN HOUSE
THAT I BARELY KNOW.
(speaks foreign language)
(speaks foreign language)
WHAT? SO I KNOW
ONE MAN'S LANGUAGE.
I DON'T KNOW ANY OF THOSE PEOPLE.
HEY. COME HERE. COME HERE. HURRY UP.
I WANT YOU TO SEE MY PRESENT.
OH, GOD. I HOPE IT'S A TIME MACHINE
SO I CAN GO BACK 15 YEARS
TO OUR WEDDING NIGHT
AND PICK A WOMAN
WHO DOESN'T WANT TO HONOR ME!
I HOPE IT'S A TIME MACHINE SO WE
CAN UNLOAD THAT ENRON STOCK.
I SENT ANDY
A SPECIAL INVITATION.
"LETTUCE" CELEBRATE
YOUR BIRTHDAY!
HEY... DANA, WHERE'S
EVERYONE ELSE'S COSTUME?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JIM.
OH, FINE.
I PUT ON A COSTUME.
YOU PUT ON
20 POUNDS OF BABY WEIGHT.
EXCEPT, UH, TOMORROW,
MINE WILL BE GONE.
SO SHE TRICKED YOU
INTO PUTTING ON A COSTUME?
YEAH.
WHO TRICKED YOU
INTO PUTTING ON LETTUCE?
HEY, MOCK ME ALL YOU WANT,
JIM,
BUT I'LL "ROMAINE"
YOUR FRIEND FOREVER.
OH, NO.
NO, TELL ME YOU'RE NOT GONNA
DO THIS ALL NIGHT. ARE YA?
IT'S JUST THE TIP
OF THE "ICEBERG."
OH!
OKAY, EVERYBODY,
GRAB A GLASS OF CHAMPAGNE,
'CAUSE IN JUST A FEW MINUTES,
IT'S THE WORLD PREMIERE
OF MY TRIBUTE VIDEO...
"A HALF-CENTURY OF JIM."
(man) YEAH.
OR AS I LIKE TO CALL IT...
"JACKASS THREE."
OH.
IF I KNOCK THE POWER OUT,
THE LIGHTS GO OUT...
OH, AND THEN THE PEOPLE
AT THE PARTY GO HOME.
EXACTLY. IT'S NICE TO SEE
YOU STILL HAVE A BRAIN
IN THAT...
LEAFY HEAD OF YOURS.
LISTEN, LISTEN, MAN, JUST...
WHEN YOU SHIMMY UP THE POLE
AND BLOW OUT THE TRANSFORMER,
BE CAREFUL.
THESE THINGS ARE DANGEROUS.
NOT IF I'M WEARING A SUIT
OF INSULATED MATERIAL
LIKE LETTUCE.
YOU DIDN'T BRING ME OUT HERE
JUST TO EXPLAIN YOUR PLAN,
DID YOU?
ANDY, I CAN'T DO IT. IF I'M NOT
STANDING NEXT TO CHERYL
WHEN THE LIGHTS GO OUT,
SHE'S GONNA THINK I DID IT.
WELL, I'M NOT DOING IT. ALL YOU'VE
GOT TO DO IS SHIMMY UP THE POLE,
PUT THIS MYLAR BALLOON
IN THE TRANSFORMER.
THE POWER GOES OUT.
PIECE OF CAKE.
WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME? I
ALREADY SAID, "PIECE OF CAKE."
YOU KNOW, I'D KINDA LIKE TO LIVE
TO SEE MY 50th BIRTHDAY PARTY.
HEY, YOU WANT
TO LIVE TO SEE 50?
START EATING LETTUCE
INSTEAD OF WEARING IT.
NOW, COME ON. IT'S MY BIRTHDAY,
NOT YOURS. GET UP THERE.
(grunts)
COME ON!
IT'S TOO HIGH, EVEN WITH
MY 30-INCH VERTICAL.
ALL RIGHT.
HERE, LET ME HELP YOU.
ONE, TWO, THREE... OH!
NOW I HAVE TO MARRY YOU.
HERE, STEP ON MY BACK.
OKAY.
CAN YOU REACH IT?
BE CAREFUL. BE CAREFUL.
OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD!
YOU'RE HEAVY!
YES, IT'S MOSTLY COSTUME.
HEY, HOLD STILL.
ANDY, ANDY, NOT MY HEAD!
NOT MY HEAD!
NOT MY HEAD!
ANDY... AAH!
OW! MY HEAD! OH,
OH, JIM, I NEED A HAND.
I'M... I...
JIM.
I'M NOT GONNA TOUCH
YOUR BUTT. COME ON!
OH!
EASY, EASY,
EASY, EASY.
HERE, USE MY SHOULDER.
RIGHT HERE.
OH, MY GOD. DO YOU...
(sniffs)
OH!
DID YOU STEP IN SOMETHING?
I DID, BUT I WIPED IT OFF
ON YOUR HEAD.
AAH!
(grunts)
A LITTLE HIGHER.
MM-HMM.
THERE, THERE,
OKAY, HERE.
HERE'S THE BALLOON.
UH-HUH.
ALL RIGHT?
BARELY.
GIVE ME FIVE MINUTES.
FIVE MINUTES.
(electricity crackles)
AAH!
(panting)
I, UH, I GUESS
I'LL COUNT IN MY HEAD.
OH. (laughs)
HI, THERE, RACCOON...
FAMILY.
AREN'T YOU THE CUTEST?
YOU LITTLE BANDITS.
WHY ARE YOU
LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT?
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
THIS... THIS IS JUST A COSTUME.
THIS...
THIS IS NOT YOUR DINNER.
BACK OFF!
HEY, HONEY.
ARE YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME?
OH, YEAH.
YEAH?
I REALLY AM, YOU KNOW THAT? OH!
I MEAN, I WAS
JUST SAYING TO, UM...
TO, UH, THAT GUY WHO'S EITHER
OUR NEIGHBOR OR OUR DENTIST...
UH-HUH.
THAT IT IS SO SPECIAL
TO BE SURROUNDED BY PEOPLE
WHO ARE SO CLOSE TO YOU.
OH, HONEY, I'M GONNA GO
PUT IN THAT VIDEO, OKAY?
YEAH. WAIT... WAIT ONE...
ONE SECOND BEFORE YOU DO.
I'M TRYING TO PUT
SOME WORDS TOGETHER
FOR A LITTLE SPEECH
FOR OUR GUESTS.
SO IF YOU CAN WAIT... THREE
TO FIVE MINUTES TO LET ME...
COLLECT MY THOUGHTS,
YOU KNOW. OKAY.
FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE.
AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH!
(grunts)
(gasps)
(guests murmuring)
OH, NO!
(man) HOW ARE WE GONNA
HAVE THIS PARTY? NO, NO!
NO!
WHAT?!
"WHAT?"
WHAT?
YOU CUT OFF
THE POWER, DIDN'T YOU?
WHAT, WITH MY MIND?
I'M STANDING RIGHT HERE,
NEXT TO YOU, CHERYL. OH.
LOOKS LIKE
THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD'S OUT.
OH, NO!
TONIGHT OF ALL NIGHTS.
AH, DAMN MY LUCK!
OH.
WELL, NOW WE CAN'T WATCH
THE VIDEO FOR SURE.
NO ELECTRICITY,
NO BACKUP GENERATOR.
OH, WELL, I'LL JUST...
I'LL... I'LL TALK TO EVERYBODY.
HEY, EVERYBODY, LISTEN.
THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR COMING.
UH, OBVIOUSLY,
THE PARTY'S RUINED NOW,
SO LOOK IT, I'LL SEE YOU
ON MY 60th. ALL RIGHT, MAN.
OKAY. THE 60th WILL BE JUST
AS MUCH... NO, NO, NO, NO!
WHOA! WAIT A MINUTE!
WAIT A MINUTE.
WE'RE NOT GONNA LET A LITTLE
THING LIKE A POWER FAILURE
GET IN OUR WAY, ARE WE?
(guests) NO.
NO. THIS IS
JIM'S SPECIAL NIGHT,
AND WE WANT TO HONOR HIM,
DON'T WE?
(guests cheer)
(Cheryl) YES!
YOU SEE THAT, HONEY?
EVERYBODY LOVES YOU,
AND THEY ARE GONNA STAY
ALL NIGHT.
THAT MAKES ME ALMOST...
FEEL LIKE CRYING.
ANDY,
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
"LETTUCE" NOT GET INTO THAT.
DADDY, WE WENT
INTO OUR PIGGY BANKS.
WE WANTED TO GIVE YOU MONEY
TO PAY FOR THE ELECTRIC BILL.
OH.
THANKS, GUYS,
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, IT... IT'S
A BLACKOUT... WE GOT ALMOST $40.
EVERY LITTLE BIT HELPS.
THANKS, KIDS.
HEY, GOOD NEWS. THE BABY MONITOR
WORKS ON BATTERIES.
REALLY?
CAN YOUR BABY MONITOR COOK
THE 60 MINI MUSHROOM QUICHES
I HAVE SITTING FROZEN
IN MY OVEN?
GET AWAY.
GET...
GET AWAY.
IT'S HOT IN HERE.
I'M MAKING MY OWN SALAD DRESSING
IN THIS THING.
(groans)
IT'S SO SQUISHY.
AND NOBODY EVEN LEFT.
I GUESS PEOPLE
LIKE ME TOO MUCH.
I'M FINE.
THANKS FOR ASKING.
10,000 VOLTS
STOPPED MY HEART FOR A SECOND,
BUT THE 20-FOOT FALL STARTED IT
RIGHT BACK UP AGAIN.
OKAY, EVERYBODY,
I HAVE AN IDEA.
SINCE WE CAN'T WATCH MY
DVD TRIBUTE TO JIM... (guests groan)
I KNOW. I KNOW.
WE'RE ALL HEARTBROKEN,
BUT I THOUGHT WE COULD DO
OUR OWN TRIBUTE.
SO I'M GONNA PASS THIS CANDLE
AROUND, AND ONE BY ONE,
WE'RE EACH GONNA DO A TOAST TO
THE BIRTHDAY BOY. (Andy) OH, THAT'S FUN!
OKAY, SO EVERYBODY,
BLOW OUT THE OTHER CANDLES.
ME FIRST.
OKAY, SURE.
(clears throat)
THERE ONCE WAS A JIM
FROM NANTUCKET, WHOSE...
OKAY, AND NO DIRTY LIMERICKS.
YOU'LL HAVE
TO COME BACK TO ME.
YOU KNOW,
THERE ARE VERY OBVIOUS SIGNS
THAT A MAN IS GOING THROUGH
A MID-LIFE CRISIS.
HE SPLURGES
FOR AN EXPENSIVE CAR.
HE JOINS A GYM.
HE SUDDENLY STARTS CARING
ABOUT HIS APPEARANCE.
WELL, IT DOESN'T TAKE
A GENIUS TO SEE
THAT JIM IS DEFINITELY NOT GOING
THROUGH A MID-LIFE CRISIS.
(guests laugh)
(man) THAT'S GREAT.
40 BUCKS FOR THE NEXT PERSON
WHO WON'T SPEAK.
DONE.
(speaking foreign language)
(man) YEAH. REALLY? YEAH.
OH, SO WILLIE'S ALLOWED
TO BE DIRTY?
(laughs)
AND FINALLY, I'D LIKE TO SAY
HOW MUCH IT MEANS TO ME
THAT I CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON JIM.
I MEAN, HE DOESN'T ALWAYS
MAKE IT EASY,
BUT IT MEANS
A LOT TO ME TO KNOW
THAT I CAN ALWAYS DEPEND ON HIM
BEING RIGHT HERE BESIDE ME.
(man) HEY, THERE WE GO.
(man) WOW, THAT'S GOOD.
(indistinct conversations)
(woman) WHERE'S JIM?
IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME.
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.
DO I LOOK LIKE I'M KIDDING?
OH, MY GOD. YOU'RE MUCH MADDER
THAN I PICTURED.
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!
(lowers voice) CHERYL,
BABY IN HERE. KEEP IT DOWN.
(lowers voice)
YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT THE BABY.
YOU JUST DON'T WANT ME TO
YELL AT YOU. YOU ARE NOT WRONG.
(scoffs) OH, GOD.
(normal voice) JIM, WHAT IS IT
WITH YOU AND BIRTHDAYS?
SO YOU'RE A YEAR OLDER.
GET OVER IT.
(normal voice) I DON'T HAVE
A PROBLEM WITH BIRTHDAYS.
I HAVE A PROBLEM
WITH BIRTHDAY PARTIES,
AND ESPECIALLY SURPRISE
BIRTHDAY PARTIES. WHY?
I DON'T WANT
TO TALK ABOUT IT, CHERYL.
DON'T WANT TO... ZIP IT. CUT IT.
KNOCK IT. I DON'T WANT TO TALK.
OKAY, JIM, HERE'S THE THING...
WHEN YOU KEEP THINGS INSIDE,
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE UPSET
ABOUT SOMETHING REAL,
OR IF THE BEARS LOST
OR SOMEBODY DIDN'T USE
THEIR TURN SIGNAL ON YOUR WAY HOME FROM WORK.
OH, I SUPPOSE EVERYBODY CAN JUST CHANGE LANES
WITHOUT USING THE SIGNAL
WHENEVER THEY WANT?
WOULD YOU JUST LET ME IN?
(sighs)
CHERYL.
YOU WANT TO KNOW?
YES.
FINE. I'M GONNA TELL YOU,
BUT WE NEVER SPEAK
ABOUT THIS EVER AGAIN.
AND YOU DON'T TELL ANYBODY.
FINE.
(sighs)
ALL RIGHT.
PICTURE A 13-YEAR-OLD BOY...
WAKING UP IN THE MORNING
AND REALIZING
THAT HIS ENTIRE FAMILY
HAS FORGOTTEN HIS BIRTHDAY.
OH, HONEY, I'M SO SORRY...
CHERYL,
DON'T INTERRUPT ME.
IF I PAUSE,
IT'S FOR DRAMATIC EFFECT.
WELL, THIS BOY SUCKS IT UP
AND MAKES IT THROUGH
THE WHOLE DAY AT SCHOOL.
THE WHOLE WHILE,
HOLDING BACK HIS TEARS
BECAUSE...
ALL HIS FRIENDS AT SCHOOL
HAD FORGOTTEN HIS BIRTHDAY,
TOO.
FINALLY, HE COMES HOME
TO AN EMPTY, QUIET HOUSE
AND DECIDES,
"IF NO ONE ELSE
IS GONNA GIVE ME A GIFT,
I'LL JUST GIVE MYSELF ONE."
SO I GRABBED ONE
OF MY MA'S BRA CATALOGS,
FIND MY CHAIR,
DROP MY PANTS,
AND BEGIN
TO UNWRAP MY PRESENT.
THAT'S WHEN I GOT
MY REAL SURPRISE.
(guests) SURPRISE!
JIMMY!
AREN'T YOU GONNA SAY ANYTHING?
I THOUGHT YOU WERE PAUSING
FOR DRAMATIC EFFECT.
I THOUGHT THAT WAS
THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE.
OH, MY GOD.
MY SON IS IN THERE.
I DON'T WANT HIM
HEARING THIS.
WHAT ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT?
HE'S HEARD EVERYTHING ALREADY?
UGH.
IT CAN'T POSSIBLY
GET ANY WORSE.
IT GETS WORSE.
(all gasp)
WHAT?
HOW CAN IT GET WORSE?
I COULDN'T STOP.
(all groan)
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
YOU COULDN'T STOP?
EVEL KNIEVEL
WAS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE RAMP...
THE BIKE WAS AT A FULL RUN...
THERE WAS NO PLACE TO GO
EXCEPT FOR OVER THE CANYON.
AND, YOU KNOW, I...
WENT OVER THE CANYON.
(guests laughing loudly)
WHY ARE THEY LAUGHING?
WHY ARE THEY LAUGHING, CHERYL?
WHY ARE LAUGHING DOWNSTAIRS? WHAT
ARE THEY LAUGHING AT? OH, MY GOD. JIM...
(gasps) THE BABY MONITOR.
NO! NO, I HATE MY BIRTHDAY.
I HATE MY BIRTHDAY.
I TOLD YOU I HATED MY BIRTHDAY,
CHERYL!
OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. HONEY,
HONEY, HONEY, HONEY,
I AM GONNA FIX THIS.
YOU STAY HERE. "FIX IT"?
OKAY, OKAY, STAY. STAY! STAY!
HOW ARE YOU GONNA FIX IT?
YOU'RE GONNA FIX IT?
NOBODY CAN FIX THAT.
CAUGHT WITH MY PANTS DOWN AGAIN!
I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE.
THAT'S IT.
I'LL JUST GET OUT OF HERE.
HEY, TANNER, YOU SEEM
LIKE A GOOD KID AND ALL,
SO IF YOU'RE EVER IN MEXICO,
COME AND SEE ME.
AND REMEMBER,
WHEN YOU TURN 13,
BE SURE TO LOCK THE DOOR.
JIM, WE ARE TAKING BACK
YOUR BIRTHDAY.
HOLD IT. I DON'T WANT
TO SEE THESE PEOPLE.
I DON'T WANT TO SEE ANY OF YOU PEOPLE
RIGHT NOW. NO, NO, HONEY, HONEY, YOU DO.
YOU NEVER GOT OVER WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOU WHEN YOU WERE 13.
CHERYL, I ALMOST DID
UNTIL TONIGHT!
LOOK, HONEY,
NOW YOU GOTTA FACE IT.
WHAT DO YOU ALWAYS SAY TO ME?
"IF YOU HAVE TO EAT IT,
DON'T NIBBLE."
SO YOU KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE GONNA DO?
YOU ARE GONNA TAKE A BIG BITE
TONIGHT AND BE OVER IT FOREVER.
YEAH, WHAT...
WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL, JIM?
WE ALL DO IT. SOME OF US
USE IT AS A SLEEP AID.
HEY, COME ON.
BESIDES, YOU WERE 13.
REALLY?
YEAH.
YEAH, MAN.
(sighs)
THANKS, ANDY.
YEAH.
ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE,
HOW ABOUT A BIG HAND
FOR THE BIRTHDAY BOY?
OH!
COME ON, JIM.
WE'RE JUST YANKING YOUR CHAIN.
(men laugh)
(speaks foreign language)
(guests laughing)
(man) OH, HE DIDN'T!
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
IT IS... IT'S,
YOU KNOW, IT'S...
IT'S KINDA FUNNY,
I GUESS.
I MEAN, IT'D BE A LOT FUNNIER
IF IT HAPPENED TO ANDY.
I MEAN, LOOK AT IT
THIS WAY, HONEY.
I MEAN, THAT WAS ONE REALLY,
REALLY BAD MEMORY,
BUT YOU'VE HAD
THOUSANDS OF GOOD ONES,
AND THEY'VE ALL BEEN LOVINGLY
PUT TO MUSIC BY ME.
ANDY.
AHH.
OH, THE TRIBUTE TAPE?
YES. OH, JUST WAIT.
(exhales deeply)
(Warren Zevon's "Keep Me
In Your Heart" playing)
♪ SHADOWS ARE FALLING ♪
♪ AND I'M RUNNING
OUT OF BREATH ♪
♪ KEEP ME IN YOUR HEART
FOR A WHILE ♪
♪ IF I LEAVE YOU ♪
♪ I DOESN'T MEAN
I LOVE YOU ANY LESS ♪
♪ KEEP ME IN YOUR HEART
FOR A WHILE ♪
♪ WHEN YOU GET UP
IN THE MORNING ♪
♪ AND YOU SEE
THAT CRAZY SUN ♪
♪ KEEP ME IN YOUR HEART
FOR A WHILE ♪
♪ THERE'S A TRAIN
LEAVING NIGHTLY ♪
♪ CALLED WHEN ALL IS SAID
AND DONE ♪
♪ KEEP ME IN YOUR HEART
FOR A WHILE ♪
♪ SHA LA LA-LA-LA ♪
♪ LA LA LA LI LI OH ♪
♪ KEEP ME IN YOUR HEART
FOR A WHILE ♪
♪ SHA LA LA-LA-LA ♪
♪ LA LA LA LI LI OH ♪
♪ KEEP ME IN YOUR HEART
FOR A WHILE ♪
♪♪♪
♪ SHA LA LA-LA-LA ♪
THANKS, CHERYL.
MM-HMM.
WELL, THAT'S AMAZING.
♪ KEEP ME IN YOUR HEART
FOR A WHILE ♪
THANKS, EVERYBODY.
♪ SHA LA LA-LA-LA ♪
♪ LA LA LA LI LI OH ♪
♪ KEEP ME IN YOUR HEART
FOR A WHILE ♪
♪ SHA LA LA-LA-LA ♪
♪ LA LA LA LI LI OH ♪
♪ KEEP ME IN YOUR HEART
FOR A WHILE ♪
♪♪♪
♪ KEEP ME IN YOUR HEART
FOR A WHILE ♪