According to Jim (2001–2009): Season 5, Episode 4 - Charity Begins at Hef's - full transcript

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COME ON!

YOU'RE ONE OF THE HIGHEST PAID
PLAYERS IN THE LEAGUE!

HUSTLE! THROW SOME ELBOWS!
DRAW SOME BLOOD!

I HATE WOMEN'S BASKETBALL.

WOW.

YOU UNLOADED
ALL THOSE GROCERIES ALREADY?

NO, NO. I SUBCONTRACTED
THAT JOB OUT.

NO, NO, JIM,
NOT THE KIDS.

OF COURSE THE KIDS.

IT'S TIME THEY LEARNED
TO RESPECT HARD WORK.

OH...



(Ruby)
BOMBS AWAY!

(Jim)
CHERYL?

YEAH?

COULD YOU
BRING ME A BEER?

YEAH, HONEY.

COMING RIGHT UP.

♪♪♪

HOW MANY MORE ENVELOPES
DO WE HAVE TO DO, MOMMY?

ONLY ABOUT 200.

(groans)

REMEMBER, WE'RE HELPING
THE HOMELESS.

WHY CAN'T THEY DO THIS
FOR THEMSELVES?

IT'S NOT LIKE
THEY HAVE JOBS.

DANA...



ALL RIGHT, MAKE WAY.

WE GOT RIBS FROM STEVIE B's.

LOOK AT THIS...
ONE MORE PUNCH, CHERYL,

AND WE GET
A FREE SUCKLING PIG.

GREAT.

HEY, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?

HUH?

WE GOTTA EAT HERE.

WHY CAN'T YOU DO THIS
IN YOUR OFFICE?

JIM, A HALLWAY
WITH A WASHING MACHINE

IS NOT AN OFFICE.

WE'RE RAISING MONEY TO BUILD
HOUSES FOR THE HOMELESS.

WE GOT A WHOLE SYSTEM SET UP.
WE ARE NOT MOVING.

FINE, YOU HELP
THE HOMELESS IN HERE,

AND ANDY AND I WILL
FEED THE HUNGRY IN THERE.

I ALREADY HAD A HALF A SLAB
OF STEVIE B's IN THE CAR,

BUT I THINK I STILL QUALIFY.

SURE.

OH, GREAT.
MORE CHARITY STUFF.

WELL, IT'S ALL RIGHT.

WE NEED SOMETHING
TO SOAK UP THE GREASE.

DO MY BABY BLUES DECEIVE ME,

OR IS THIS A LETTER
FROM "PLAYBOY"?

WHAT?

ADDRESSED TO CHERYL?

YOU ARE ONE LUCKY DOG.

A WIFE WHO READS "PLAYBOY."

SHE DOESN'T READ "PLAYBOY."

WHO DOES?

OH, NO, WAIT A MINUTE.

THIS ISN'T FROM "PLAYBOY"
THE MAGAZINE.

IT'S FROM
THE PLAYBOY FOUNDATION.

OH, RIGHT, THEY HELP OUT
CHARITIES ALL OVER THE COUNTRY.

HOT!

WHY?

IT'S "PLAYBOY."

WOW, IT LOOKS LIKE
CHERYL'S BEEN NOMINATED

AS ONE OF THE "WOMEN WHO CARE
IN CHICAGO."

OH, FUN,
THERE'S AN ESSAY CONTEST.

JIM, IF SHE WINS,
SHE GETS HONORED WITH A DINNER

AT THE PLAYBOY MANSION,
HOSTED BY HEF HIMSELF.

GIMME THAT!

OH, MY GOD, THAT'S ONE OF
MY LIFELONG DREAMS,

IS TO SMOKE A CIGAR
WITH HEF!

ACTUALLY, IT'S MY ONLY DREAM
NOW THAT I RODE THAT OSTRICH.

WELL, KEEP DREAMING.

THERE'S NO WAY CHERYL'S GONNA
ENTER A CONTEST FOR "PLAYBOY."

WE DON'T TELL HER
IT'S FOR "PLAYBOY."

WE TELL HER IT'S, UH...
I DON'T KNOW.

WHAT'S THE FEMALE EQUIVALENT
OF "PLAYBOY"?

WELL, THERE'S OPRAH'S MAG,

GEARED TOWARDS
THE URBAN PROFESSIONAL.

THERE'S "COSMO," OF COURSE.

STILL THE STANDARD
TO WHICH OTHERS ASPIRE.

AND I GUESS "InStyle."
POPULAR, BUT A LITTLE SHALLOW.

I MEAN,
HOW WOULD I KNOW?

CHERYL!

HUH?

HEY, CHERYL,
CHECK THIS OUT.

UH... "GOOD HOUSEKEEPING"
IS HONORING WOMEN

WHO WORK FOR CHARITIES.

ALL YOU GOTTA DO
IS WRITE AN ESSAY

ON WHY YOU DO
WHAT YOU DO.

OH, NO, THANKS, HONEY.
THAT'S NOT REALLY FOR ME.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
UNH-UNH.

COME ON, IF YOU WIN, YOU GET TO
GO TO A BLACK TIE EVENT AT...

THE...

THE "GOOD HOUSEKEEPING" CLUB.

YOU MAY EVEN MEET
THE HOUSEKEEPER OF THE MONTH.

NO, NO, HONEY,

I DON'T DO MY CHARITY WORK
TO GET RECOGNIZED.

MY REWARDS
COME FROM THE INSIDE.

I DON'T FOLLOW.

OKAY, UM, OKAY,
LIKE IN CHURCH,

I DON'T NEED TO
STAND ON THE PEW

AND DROP $5 INTO
THE COLLECTION PLATE

ONE QUARTER AT A TIME.

YOU SEE, THAT'S THE BEAUTY
OF NICKELS.

FROM A DISTANCE,
THEY LOOK LIKE QUARTERS.

CHERYL, COME ON.
ONE LITTLE ESSAY.

WELL, THERE GOES
YOUR CIGAR WITH HEF.

BUT, HEY, MAYBE YOU CAN
SMOKE ONE WITH THE OSTRICH.

OH, NO.

THERE'S GONNA BE
A CIGAR WITH HEF.

BECAUSE THERE'S
GONNA BE AN ESSAY

WRITTEN BY
A WOMAN IN CHICAGO WHO CARES.

AND THAT WOMAN...

IS MOI.

YOU CERTAINLY HAVE
THE CHEST FOR IT.

THANK YOU.

OKAY, ANDY, REMEMBER,
A WOMAN IS WRITING THIS,

SO THE SPELLING
HAS GOT TO BE PERFECT.

OKAY...
MY NAME IS CHERYL,

AND I LIKE HELPING PEOPLE.

UM...

I FIRST REALIZED
I WAS A NURTURER

WHEN I NOTICED
MY OWN BUDDING BREASTS.

WHOA, WHOA.

THE LADIES
DON'T TALK LIKE THAT.

NOW HOW WOULD YOU KNOW
HOW A WOMAN TALKS?

I SPEND A LOT OF TIME
IN FEMALE CHAT ROOMS.

I'M "BARBARA 48DD."

WELL, WHAT WOULD
YOU DO, BABS?

WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME?

ANDY, DON'T YOU GET IT?

SOMETIMES YOU JUST HELP PEOPLE
JUST FOR THE SAKE OF HELPING.

THAT'S GOOD! TYPE THAT!

I'LL TYPE IT
WHEN I HEAR MY INVITATION

TO THE PLAYBOY MANSION.

WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?

COME ON, JIM, IF THIS WINS,
CHERYL'S NEVER GONNA GO.

TAKE ME WITH YOU.

I WANT TO MEET HEF.

THERE'S BEEN THREE GREAT IDEAS
SINCE THE BEGINNING OF MANKIND...

FIRE, THE WHEEL
AND "PLAYBOY"!

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
YOU CAN GO.

WELL, HELP ME
WRITE THIS THING.

OKAY, OKAY, GLADLY.
YOU TYPE.

LET ME JUST GET INTO
CHERYL'S MIND HERE.

(imitating Cheryl)
JIM, STOP IT.

ANDY...

JIM, NOT NOW.

STOP IT!

GO AWAY!
STOP IT!

CHILDREN ARE IN THE ROOM!
ANDY!

COME ON!

HELLO, I'M CHERYL,
AND I'M A TAURUS.

TURN-ONS... KITTENS
AND HELPING THE HOMELESS.

TURNOFFS... WAR AND PEOPLE
WHO DON'T SAY "THANK YOU."

ANDY! ANDY!
WHAT?

SLOW DOWN!
THIS IS GOLD!

HERE'S MY MAIL BOY.

CAN I GO PLAY
THE RAKING LEAVES GAME?

YOU BET.

BUT, REMEMBER, THE LEAVES
DON'T TURN INTO CHOCOLATE

UNLESS YOU GET
EVERY ONE OF THEM.

ALL RIGHT.

OOH!

ANDY. LIVING ROOM. NEWS.

FROM THE BUNNY.

THE BUNNY?
THE BUNNY.

BUNNY!

COME ON, COME ON, OPEN IT.
OPEN IT, I WANNA SEE.

GET OFF ME! GET OFF MY BACK!
YOU'RE LIKE A KOALA!

STAY OFF ME!

CHERYL WON!

(gasps)
CHERYL WON!

WE WON! WE WON! WE WON!

CIGARS WITH HEF!
MY ESSAY WON!

OH, WELL, ACTUALLY, NO.

HAVING YOU WRITE THE ESSAY

I THOUGHT WAS KIND OF
SLEAZY AND DISHONEST.

SO I WROTE IT!

CRAP.

OH, COME ON, WHAT DO YOU CARE?
YOU STILL GET TO GO!

SWEET!

SWEET, SWEET, SWEET.

HELLO.

WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?

UM...

WHAT'S IT LOOK LIKE?

TWO SILVERBACK GORILLAS
FIGHTING OVER A BANANA.

WELL, WE WERE, UH...
DANCING.

COME ON, YOU'RE THE ONE

WHO ALWAYS SAYS THAT MEN
SHOULD DANCE TOGETHER MORE.

I NEVER SAID THAT.

COME ON, CHERYL,
LIKE I'D MAKE THAT UP.

OPEN.

ALL RIGHT,
YOU KNOW WHAT, BABY?

YOUR TONGUE'S GETTING DRY.
GO GET GRACIE.

CHERYL, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME
YOU'RE BEING HONORED

AS ONE OF THE "WOMEN
WHO CARE IN CHICAGO"? WHAT?

YEAH, IT SAYS YOU WROTE
A WINNING ESSAY.

I DIDN'T WRITE ANY ESSAY.

I CERTAINLY DIDN'T SEND IN

A PICTURE OF MYSELF
IN A BIKINI...

AT AGE 20.

(car horn honks)

O-OKAY, OKAY,
THAT'S ANDY.

HONEY, I'M GOING BOWLING.
GOOD NIGHT. GOTTA GO.

OKAY, SWEETIE. JIM?

YEAH.

DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT ME

BEING HONORED
AT A BLACK TIE EVENT TONIGHT?

MMM... NO.

HUH.

HEY, CONGRATULATIONS.
GOTTA GO.

HEY, THANKS.

(car horn honks)

OKAY.

EITHER ANDY'S WEARING A TUX

OR THERE'S A FAT PENGUIN
DRIVING HIS CAR.

YOU KNOW, I'VE HEARD ABOUT
THOSE FAT PENGUINS.

OH.

WELL, THEY CAN'T FLY,
SO THEY STEAL CARS.

YEAH.

YOU KNOW, MAYBE WE SHOULD
INVITE ANDY IN.

YEAH.
WHY NOT? SURE.

OKAY.
OKAY, GREAT.

NOTHING TO HIDE.
COME ON, PLEASE.

(cell phone beeps)

ANDY! ANDY!
ANDY, GET OUT OF YOUR TUX!

GET OUT OF YOUR TUX!

(Andy)
Who is this?

THIS IS JIM!
WHO ELSE DO YOU THINK IT IS?

GET OUT OF YOUR TUX NOW!
TAKE IT OFF!

Roger that.

(Cheryl)
Get out of that car!

Ow! Ow! Hey!

(Dana)
Quit squirming!

Ow! That's my ear.

HEY, JIM.

HEY, ANDY.

YOU READY FOR
ELEGANT PANTLESS BOWLING NIGHT?

JUST ABOUT.

JIM, I JUST
DON'T UNDERSTAND

WHY YOU KEEP TRYING
TO TRICK ME.

I ALWAYS SEE THROUGH IT.

YEAH, I'M SEEING THROUGH
SOMETHING ELSE.

CAN WE PUT
THE PANTS BACK ON?

CHERYL, I JUST THINK THAT,
YOU KNOW,

YOU DESERVE TO GET RECOGNITION
FOR ALL YOUR GOOD WORKS.

HOW? BY GOING TO
A PARTY WITHOUT ME?

WELL, YOU KNOW...
YOU'RE SHY.

OH...

WHY WOULD YOU EVEN DO THIS?

WELL, I'M SURE
THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT,

BUT THE DINNER'S GONNA BE HELD
AT THE PLAYBOY MANSION,

AND IT'S BEING HOSTED
BY HUGH HEFNER.

IT IS?

HUGH HEFNER?

IS THAT ONE OF
OUR NEW MUSIC STARS?

YOU KNOW WHAT
BOTHERS ME THE MOST?

IT'S NOT
THIS RIDICULOUS PLAN.

BUT YOU DON'T HAVE
THE SLIGHTEST IDEA

WHY I DO WHAT I DO.

FAIR ENOUGH.

BUT, CHERYL, COME ON,
THEY'RE GIVING YOU THIS AWARD.

THEY'RE GONNA HONOR YOU.

THERE SHOULD BE SOMEONE THERE
TO ACCEPT IT.

OH, MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.

I GUESS SOMEONE
SHOULD BE THERE.

YES! GET YOUR PANTS,
WE'RE GONNA MEET HUGH!

OH, NOT YOU TWO!

ME AND DANA.

WHY DANA?

'CAUSE SHE'S NOT YOU!

HA!

TWO CHICKS?
WHAT A WASTE.

WHOO-HOO!
I'M GONNA MEET HUGH HEFNER.

BUT THIS DOESN'T EVEN
MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU.

NO, BUT IT MEANS
SOMETHING TO YOU.

FINE. GO!

I DON'T CARE.
WE'LL HANG OUT HERE.

(chuckles)

WE'LL WATCH
THE PLAYBOY CHANNEL!

THIS IS SO WRONG.

I'M NOT GONNA
LET THEM MEET HEF

WHILE I SIT HERE AND WONDER
HOW FAR UP YOU WAXED YOUR LEGS.

BRAZILIAN.

OH... OH, MY GOD.
THIS IS FANTASTIC.

I FEEL ALL TINGLY ALL OVER.

THAT'S BECAUSE YOUR TUX
IS TOO TIGHT.

OKAY, NOW JUST PRETEND LIKE
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

RIGHT.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

NO IDEA. ASK HIM.

WE'RE WITH THE BAND.

THE SOUTH SIDE BOYS' CHOIR?

(high-pitched voice)
THAT'S US.

I MAY JUST BE
AN $8-AN-HOUR RENT-A-COP,

BUT EVEN I'M NOT BUYING THAT.

$8 AN HOUR?

MM-HMM.

HEY, LOOK, UH...

WHY DON'T YOU TAKE
THE NEXT HALF-HOUR OFF ON ME?

SIR, YOU'RE GONNA
NEED TICKETS.

ALL RIGHT.

CAN I HAVE
MY 4 BUCKS BACK?

WHAT 4 BUCKS?

HEADS UP! HEADS UP!
HEADS UP!

OW!

SO, MOLLY, SO DO YOU
WORK FOR THE MAGAZINE OR...?

YOU KNOW, I DID.

I USED TO MODEL, BUT NOW I WORK
IN A DOCTOR'S OFFICE.

OH! I JUST MARRIED A DOCTOR.
GYNECOLOGIST, ACTUALLY.

OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M ACTUALLY
LOOKING... NO CHANCE IN HELL, MOLLY.

(gasps)
LOOK!

THAT'S MY CIGAR.

THAT'S MY HEF!

RIGHT THIS WAY, EVERYONE.

EXCUSE ME, MRS. POLSON,
ARE THESE FOLKS WITH YOU?

YES, THEY'RE GUESTS OF
THE UNION STREET MISSION.

THE MISSION.
YES, OF COURSE.

RIGHT THIS WAY.

THE MISSION.

(haughty voice)
YES, OF COURSE.

JUST A MINUTE, YOU TWO.

IF YOU'RE LOOKING
FOR MRS. POLSON,

SHE'S AT TABLE FIVE.

(haggard voice)
GOD BLESS YOU, SIR.

(Irish accent)
YOU'RE A GOOD LAD.

HEY, COULD YOU
SPARE ANYTHING

FOR A COUPLE OF GUYS
DOWN ON THEIR LUCK?

SORRY, MAN,
I DON'T HAVE ANY SINGLES.

(normal voice)
YOU DO, TOO.

I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT...

GOD BLESS YOU, SIR.

THANK YOU.

I MEAN, I'M NOT
TRYING TO TELL YOU

HOW TO RUN YOUR MAGAZINE.

NO, I'LL BRING IT UP
WITH MY EDITOR.

MAYBE RECIPES
ARE A GOOD IDEA.

YEAH, I THINK SO.

MR. HEFNER,
I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET

TWO OF OUR GUESTS
FROM THE MISSION.

WELL, IT'S A PLEASURE.

I HOPE YOU'RE HAVING
A GOOD TIME.

OH, YES, ABSOLUTELY.
THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE.

HEY, HEF, LET ME
ASK YOU A QUESTION.

WHAT IS YOUR SECRET?

WELL, FOR ME, RULE NUMBER ONE
IS NEVER LIE TO A WOMAN.

SAME HERE.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

WELL, WE'RE HERE
TO HONOR YOU, CHERYL, RIGHT?

YEAH.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

THIS WOMAN TURNED
MY LIFE AROUND, HEF.

BEFORE I MET HER,
I WAS COLD AND ALONE,

AND THEN SHE FED ME
AND CLOTHED ME AND...

IS THAT A COHIBA?

YES, IT IS.

I'LL GET YOU ONE.

OH, THANKS.

(laughing)

I AM HONESTLY
SO STUNNED RIGHT NOW.

I KNOW... HEF'S GETTING ME
A CIGAR!

NO! I CAN'T BELIEVE
WHAT YOU'LL STOOP TO.

OH, COME ON, I DID
THREE WORSE THINGS THIS WEEK.

CHERYL, TONIGHT, JIM GAVE
THE CLOTHES OFF HIS BACK

TO A HOBO.

YOU KNOW WHO I THINK SHOULD BE
HONORED HERE THIS EVENING?

THIS MAN.
ME?

NAY, THIS SAINT.

WHY, THANK YOU.

NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,

I'M GONNA SEE HOW CHARITABLE
THESE GIRLS REALLY ARE.

(Mrs. Polson)
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

IT'S TIME TO MEET
TONIGHT'S HONOREES.

OUR FIRST WINNER IS FROM
HELP FOR THE HOMELESS.

CHERYL, WOULD YOU COME UP
AND READ YOUR ESSAY?

(whispering)
HOLY CRAP!

(normal voice)
I HAVE TO READ IT?

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT...
ROOM FULL OF HOMELESS PEOPLE,

OPEN BAR, EASY CROWD...
COME ON.

OH, JIM.

GET UP THERE.

ARE YOU OKAY?

THERE MAY BE SOMETHING ALIVE
IN MY SHIRT.

I'M FINE.

CHERYL'S ESSAY
IS A LITTLE UNUSUAL.

IT WAS WRITTEN BY
HER HUSBAND JIM,

BECAUSE, IN HIS WORDS,

SHE WAS TOO MODEST
TO DO IT HERSELF.

HEY, HEF...

IS THAT CIGAR
COMING ALL THE WAY FROM CUBA?

OH, RIGHT.

YOU PICK.
GO RIGHT AHEAD.

WHY, THANK YOU, SIR.

(Cheryl clears throat)

"DO YOU EVER WONDER
IF SOME PEOPLE

"ARE JUST BORN WITH
A LITTLE EXTRA GOOD INSIDE?

"WELL, THAT'S MY WIFE CHERYL.

"SHE MAKES THE WORLD
A BETTER PLACE

"JUST BY BEING IN IT."

AWW.

(whispering)
HEF. HEF.

"JUST ASK THE ROBBINS FAMILY
FROM THE SOUTH SIDE.

"SIX MONTHS AGO,
RAY AND CINDY

"DIDN'T HAVE A ROOF
OVER THEIR HEADS,

"AND LITTLE COREY AND ROSIE

"DIDN'T HAVE A PLACE
TO GO TO SCHOOL.

"NOW THEY DO.

"BECAUSE CHERYL RAN BAKE SALES
AND CAR WASHES

"AND STUFFED ENVELOPES
AND MADE PHONE CALLS

"UNTIL SHE RAISED ENOUGH MONEY
TO HELP THEM.

"AND SHE DIDN'T JUST GIVE
THE FAMILY A HOUSE.

"SHE GAVE THEM HOPE.

"AND I CAN TELL YOU
THE SAME STORY

"ABOUT THE GARCIA FAMILY
OR THE FRANKLIN FAMILY

"OR EVEN MY FAMILY.

"WITH ALL HER CHARITY WORK,

"CHERYL STILL HAS ROOM
IN THAT BIG, BEAUTIFUL HEART

"TO TAKE CARE OF
HER THREE CHILDREN.

"FOUR, IF YOU INCLUDE ME."

"YOU'D THINK SHE'D WANT CREDIT
FOR EVERYTHING SHE DOES.

"NOT CHERYL.

"SHE SAYS HER REWARDS
COME FROM THE INSIDE.

"THERE'S A WORD
FOR SOMEONE LIKE THAT...

"ANGEL."

(mouthing)
TURN IT OVER.

"PLEASE FORWARD THIS ON
TO THE PEOPLE AT THE CONTEST.

"I REALLY WANT TO MEET HEF."

"IF HONORABLE MENTION IS
A SUBSCRIPTION TO THE MAGAZINE,

"THAT'S COOL, TOO."

SHE'S QUITE A WOMAN.

YEAH, YOU'D THINK HER HUSBAND
WOULD BE HERE.

WELL, HE'S, UH,
HE'S PROBABLY IN SURGERY.

HE'S A WORLD RENOWNED DOCTOR.

HEY, MATCH ME,
WOULD YOU?

AHH... IT'S A NEW DETERGENT.
I THINK I'M ALLERGIC.

OW...

I'M JUST SO SICK OF
ALL THE HUNKY GUYS IN TOWN.

OH, I'D LOVE JUST ONCE
TO GO OUT WITH SOMEBODY SMART.

LIKE MAYBE AN ARCHITECT.

HEY... HEY,
I'M AN ARCHITECT.

I WENT TO STANFORD,
I SWEAR.

NO, I OWN MY OWN HOME.

HONEST TO GOD!

(laughs)

NICE JOB, LADIES.

OKAY, NOW IN 20 MINUTES,
WALK BY AND SAY

YOUR FANTASY IS A LARGE MAN
WITH TWO SISTERS

'CAUSE GUYS LIKE THAT
REALLY UNDERSTAND WOMEN.

♪♪♪

HONEY, THAT ESSAY
WAS BEAUTIFUL.

WELL, THANK YOU, HONEY.

EVEN IF YOU DID WRITE IT
JUST TO MEET HEF.

WELL, THAT'S THE THING,
YOU SEE.

I DON'T REALLY GET MY REWARDS
FROM THE INSIDE.

NOW TELL ME. THE TRUTH.
I GOTTA KNOW.

GETTING A LITTLE CREDIT
FEELS GOOD?

YEAH, IT REALLY DOES.

OH, GOOD. I KNEW IT.

AND, YOU KNOW,
SINCE YOU KNOW ME SO WELL...

MM-HMM.

YOU PROBABLY KNOW HOW MUCH
IT WOULD MEAN TO ME

IF YOU WOULD HELP OUT
AT THE SOUP KITCHEN NEXT WEEK.

ABSOLUTELY.
REALLY?

GLAD TO DO IT.
SURE, SURE.

I LEARNED THAT IT'S NOT ABOUT
WHAT I GET,

IT'S ABOUT HELPING OTHERS.

WOW.

WHAT'S THE SOUP?

WOW, CHERYL,
THE GIVING NEVER STOPS.