A Million Little Things (2018–…): Season 4, Episode 7 - Episode #4.7 - full transcript
I don't think
we can do this.You don't think
we can do what?
We can't buy
this house together.
Darcy broke up with me.
Gary, I'm so sorry.
Previously on
"A Million Little Things"...
No, I take my film on the road
and show it wherever I can.
Shanice pulled some strings, got
me a catering gig on her set.
We've never even spent
more than a few nights apart.
Phone number,
please?
I'm gonna take you out
for an ice cream sundae.
Oh, really?I'm gonna call you later
and set it up.
I am gonna be
in a wheelchair forever.
But that is okay.
Sophie recorded a podcast.
Get her to take it down,
and maybe my memory
never comes back.
Sophie asked me
to take her podcast down.What?
You went there that night
because you felt guilty.
You always need
to be this hero.
If you really want
what's best for me,
you'll stay away.
For good.
♪ Be my Katie tonight
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Thank you, Boston!
We're the Red Ferns!
I'm telling you,
it's him.
Yeah? Ask him.
Ask him.
Excuse me?
Are you Eddie Saville?
Uh, yes, I am.
Oh, my God!
I knew it!
When I was in grad school,
I saw you
at the Aragon Ballroom
in Chicago.
You waved at me.
Ah, well, you know,
I thought that was you.
But hang on --
you're, like, a rock star.
What are you doing
driving for Movn?
It's a long story.
Okay, well,
thanks for the ride.
We'll give you five stars.
I appreciate that.
Wow, that is so sad.I know.
Maybe John Mayer will drive us
to brunch later.
Hey, D.
I just want to kiss you
right now.
Oh, I wanna do a lot more
than kiss, young man.
Young man?
That new face cream's
paying off already.
Remember that thing we did
on that private beach
in Cabo?
Mm-hmm.
Well, this time,
I'm gonna be the one who --
Regina to set, please.
I'll be right there.
Sorry, babe.
First AD's calling.
How about you tell Lewis that
we've barely seen each other
in the last six months
and we need some QT?
How 'bout
I call you at noon? I can't do noon.
I'll be at church
for my screening.
Right.
I wish I could be there.
Maybe you can
make it up to me?
Real quick,
show me your boobs?
Babe!All right, one boob?
Sneak it through the side?
Bye!
How is it that
we've been seeing each other
for two months,
and I am only
finding out
about this now?
Because you never asked me.
And honestly, I didn't want
to seem braggy.
Okay, on our first date,
you started by telling me
that you were
the leading scorer
in the NHL's Eastern Conference
three seasons in a row.
That's right.
Suck on that, Pasternak.
And you are only
just now telling me
that in high school,
you were a theater geek.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Wecan call ourselves geeks.
You cannot.
Uh-huh.
Name two shows
you were in.
I'll name three I was in
my sophomore year.
"Bye Bye Birdie,"
"West Side Story,"
and "Fiddler on the Roof."
You and your
extremely blond hair
were in
"Fiddler on the Roof"?
We sure were.Mm-hmm.
Mwah.
Who'd you play?
Oh, a little character
called Tevye.
In case you forgot,
he's the lead.
So, there were no Jewish kids
in your school?
None that could
carry a tune like me.
♪ If I was a rich man
♪ Ya ba dibba, dibba, dibba,
dibba, dibby, dibby-dee ♪Wow.
Where is the delivery guy
with our food?
I know, they said 20 minutes
like a half-hour ago.
Why don't we just go
get breakfast burritos
at that place
down the street?
'Cause if we go there,
a bunch of hockey fans
will come up to me,
and I-I just really don't feel
like dealing with that.
Yeah.
Oh, well,
if they come up to you,
maybe sing
some more "Fiddler."
That'll chase them off.
That'll be $24.05.
Oh, uh, I thought it --
they said $20.05.
Um, let me get
another five --
in addition to
the very generous tip
I was already
gonna give you.
Where's that ten?
Oh, my God!
You're Camden Lamoureux!
Hey.
I'm your biggest fan!
Is that from his work
on the stage or on the ice?
Do you need extra salsa?
Let me hook you up.
Sure.
For the man who hooked me up
with extra salsa?
Absolutely.
Yes!
Oh, it's on video.
While we're here,
can you give a shout-out
to my roommate Damion?
He loves you even more
than I do.
But I thought you said
you were my biggest fan?
Nah, I'm just kidding, man.
What up, D-man?
Hey, thanks
for supporting the team.
Go, B's!
Thanks!
That was awesome.
Oh, and now there's just
the matter of the selfie.
Ah, yes, the selfie.
Bring in makeup, please?
Well, those breakfast
sliders were a hit.
I didn't think
we'd have enough.
Especially after
Idris took two.
I can't say no
to that face.
The public defender
assigned to my case
looked just like him.
I had so many mixed emotions
at my sentencing.
Wait, I don't know if
I'm allowed to laugh at that.
You can.
Hey.
Hmm?
Don't you have
to get going?
Aren't you meeting him
at 1:00?
Yeah, yeah, I should --
I should -- I should go.
Mm-hmm.
Gina.
Hmm?
Why are you so nervous?
He's your dad.
Yeah.I wish I could
go with you.
I'd love to meet him.
Oh, he'd love you.
You'd love him.
He makes you feel like you're
the only person in the room.
Mm.
Which is great
for the rest of the world,
but when you are
the daughter of that...
Sometimes, I feel like
I'm not shiny enough
to hold his attention.
Okay, I need to go ask wardrobe
if I can borrow something.
Oh, Michelle, hold up!
Dude, you have more
separation anxiety than Colin.
Just sniff one
of my old T-shirts.
I'll be home soon.
I'll get right on that.
Listen, Delilah called.
She can't reach Sophie.
She's worried.
I tried calling her too,
but she didn't pick up.
Well, as the person
currently occupying slots 1,
2, and 3 on Sophie's
straight-to-voicemail list,
I'm not gonna be able
to get her on the phone.
Back when you were living there,
didn't you put her and Danny
on your Safe Locate app?
You mind checking?
Yeah, I'm doing it.
Keep -- Keep eating
in my ear.
According to this,
she's on the Champs-Elysées.
Hmm?
Whoa, whoa, wait.
That's Danny.
Uh, Sophie is...
...at home.
Which makes sense.
She's 18.
It's before noon.
It'll be 90 minutes
before she wakes up
and eats a cold slice
of pizza.
You're probably right.
The thing is,
D wants me to go over there
and check on her.
Ed, we gotta keep some mystery
in this relationship, you know?
You don't have to tell me
your every move.
No, I, um --
I need your spare key.
Right.
Sure, uh...
Okay, open the drawer
to the right of the sink.
Okay, I'm there.
All I'm seeing are napkins.
Great. Now take one
and wipe your face.
Key's on the key rack.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Hey, Darce.
What's new?
So, I got
a couple questions.
No particular order.Gary, it's...
It's not yours.
Wow, you...
really made a point
to meet your new neighbors.
When Stephen and I
moved to Lenox, we --
we both didn't know anybody,
so we spent pretty much
every dinner together for Liam
to make sure
he got adjusted.
And, um, one night,
when Liam was asleep --
Well, it --
it just happened.
It wasn't planned,
obviously.
I was off the pill from when
you and I were trying.
Um, you know what?
I'm s--
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to...
It's okay.
I spent so much time
trying to convince you that --
that Liam would make
a great big brother.
I'm -- I'm glad
you finally heard me.
And then, apparently,
whispered it in--
into Stephen's ear.
I wanted to call you.
I-I did, but --
but with the way
we left things,
I wasn't sure
you wanted to hear from me.
I'm actually in town
to have lunch with Katherine.
That's what --
These cookies are for her.
I-I was gonna
ask her the best way
to tell you.
Found it.
Yeah.
Look, uh...
I'm happy for you, Darce.
Truly.
After everything
I put you through
and everything
you've been through,
it's great that you're getting
the future you wanted,
and you deserve it.
So does Liam.
Stephen?
Ehh.
Thanks, Gary.
How are you doing?
I'm gonna lie and say that
I'm doing great.
Give the kid my best,
will you?
He really is gonna be
a great big brother.
Yeah, I will.
Take care, Darce.
Yeah. You, too.
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You gotta be kidding me.
You don't have to have
any actual experience, Monica.
That's why you're applying
to be an intern at their agency.
Now, what you do have to do
is convince them you've got
an interest in advertising
and sell them on the idea
that you're gonna work
really hard.
That's -- That's amazing.
You're amazing.
And you're gonna
crush that interview.
Oh, hey, and I gotta go.
My date is here.
Hey, Gigi, sweetheart.
Mm. You made it.
Hey, Dad.
Your dad is incredible.
Yeah, he's the best.
Shall we?
Look at you.
I think that's exactly why
your documentary
resonated so much.
Thank you.There are these
things that happen,
and we've been conditioned
to accept them.
Totally. You know,
a couple years back,
I was at the Garden
with my friend
and his son, Theo,
who I took to get a hot dog.
So, we're standing in line,
and this woman in front of us
turns around, smiles at Theo,
and then says, "Are you okay?"
Oh.He's holding my hand.
Of course he's okay.
What -- What?
I'm gonna steal the kid
and stop to fill up
on a chili cheese dog
mid-abduction?
And if you had cussed her out
in that moment,
security would've been
all over you.
Yeah.But with three words,
that woman revealed
how readily Black men
are viewed as dangerous
or up to something.
Hey, folks.
Gotta close the place up
for bingo.
But there's a coffee shop
just around the corner
if you guys want
to keep talking.
Appreciate it.Oh, actually, I g--
I gotta get back to work.
I just snuck out
during my lunch break
'cause I heard
such good things.
But it was nice
to meet you both.
You, too.
Oh!
I thought that
you two were --
Take care.
Bye.
Yeah. Hey, thank you
for coming, man.
Well, I had a marketing meeting
this afternoon,
but it was pushed.
And I was so busy
crying through your documentary
that I missed
my afternoon latte.
So, um --
hey, should we do it?
Yeah, totally.
Let's do it.Okay.
Soph?
Sophie?
Soph?
Oh, my God,
stop yelling.
Oh, wow.
You know, I was hit
by a car once.
I nearly died.
You look worse than that.
You know the intern Joe?
Josh.
Whatever.
We just pulled into the garage
at the exact same time today.
Oh, you know,
he wasn't late.
I sent him on a juice run.
No, Maggie.
We drive the same car.
I'm the station manager.
He is the intern
formerly known as Joe.
If it makes you
feel any better,
Josh and his trust fund
picked you up a juice.
It does. Thank you.
Mm-hmm.
I gotta get
to a programming meeting.
Just wanted to drop off
your fan mail.
Wait, this is all for me?
Yep, including an invitation
from a man named Lloyd
who apparently wants
to take you to Hawaii.
Ooh, as safe
as that sounds
and as much as I've always
wanted to go to Hawaii,
I think I'm gonna
have to pass.
You should get Cam
to take you to Hawaii.
Ha! I'd be happy
if he took me to a restaurant.
We've been seeing each other
for two months,
and we have not really
left my apartment.
Oh, really?
Not because of that.
Well, a little bit
because of that.
Mm.
It's just hard
for him to go out.
Bruins fans are everywhere,
and they are not shy.
Mm. Hmm.
What?
Nothing.
Something.
Well, it's not like
he's notgoing out.
I mean, I've personally
seen him come to the station
half a dozen times
to give interviews.
And by all indications,
he is not skipping leg day
at the gym.
Okay, what are you saying?
When I was producing
Nick's sports show,
we had a lot of athletes on,
and it was no secret that --
that they had a different woman
in every city.
Wait, so, you're saying
you think that Cam
doesn't want to go out
with me in public
because he's dating
other women?
You know what?
Don't listen to me.
I'm just jealous
because, you know,
Lloyd didn't ask me
to go to Hawaii.
Ooh, but he did
include a photo.
Oh.
No mahalo.
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Don't slam it.
Just press it down
firmly in the center.
Dude.
Thanks.
Laundry day, huh?
U-Uh, yeah, yeah.
I-I just forgot my wallet,
so I didn't have
enough quarters for the dryer.
Life is good, though, right?
You're, what --
a senior in college?
Living off-campus,
couple roomies.
It's Tuesday,
you're wearing flip-flops,
and the biggest concern
in your life is,
do you have enough hangers
to hang your wet laundry?
Am I right?
Benjamin Hernandez of 1635
Elliot Road, Charlestown?
It's Benny.
Do I know you?
Nope.
You know what happened
to that door?
I-It was like that
when I got it.
Wasn't my question.
You want to know
what happened to it?
Let me test-drive the car.
I'll tell you the story...
and I'll throw in a roll
of quarters for your time.
What's happening here?
Relax.
I'm not stalking you.
I'm stalking your Corolla.
This was the first car
I ever owned.
Drink this.
If you live,
I'll take you out later
for a greasy burger.
Oh, God.
Wow.
You did this
all yourself?
That's impressive.
I had a few friends over
from community college.
Well, they party
like Big Ten kids.
What are you
doing here, anyway?
Your mom was calling you
all morning.
Apparently, there's a realtor
showing the house today.
And apparently,
you confused me
with someone
who gives a --
Soph.
What, are you gonna
narc on me?
Not if you help me
clean this place up
before the realtor gets here.
Deal.
♪♪
Ugh.
So, of course, these are
just composite sketches,
but by the time we finish,
it's gonna be the largest
golf resort in Boca.
Good news is,
by the time we're done,
you're gonna be a senior citizen
and ready to enjoy it.
Ah, that's Kaela
at her graduation.
She is now officially
a dermatologist.
Yeah.
Of course, the good doctor
refuses to check the moles
on her old man's back,
but we good.
That's great.
Yeah.
Mm.Angie cried during
the entire ceremony.
Unfortunately, we don't have
any pictures of that.
Hey, big-time
ad exec.
We hated it.
Yeah, can my daughter get
the rest of her food to go?
Look at us.
We're like a commercial
for your establishment.
You know what?
We'll take that check now.
Dad.Hey, don't be ridiculous.
I got this.
No, not that.
I haven't seen you
for almost two years.
We've been sitting here
for over an hour,
and you know more about
what's going on in Monica's life
than you do mine.
I'll just, um,
leave this here.
What are you talking about?
We just -- We just had
a nice lunch.
Yeah.
One where you talked about
yourself the whole time.
You didn't ask me
how I'm doing
since my restaurant
closed down.
Do you even know
why I'm here in Miami?
You said you were here
working on a movie.
And that's amazing, Gigi.
I'm proud of you.
Well,
it's not dermatology.
You know what? Let --
Let's get a little dessert.
And we'll just talk
a little more.
No, I can't.
I have to get back to work.
All right, even better.
I'll come to the set.
It's okay.
You don't really
want to do that.
I do, and I will.
I want to see
my brilliant chef in action.
Okay. Just, uh, give me an hour
to get the desserts together.
Um...
Why don't you come by
around 3:00?
3:00 is perfect.
Okay.
All right?
Yeah.
We good?
Mm-hmm, we good.
Good.
Monica, what is this?
We didn't order any tax.
I never knew
this place existed,
probably because every time
my dad drags me to church,
I leave a cloud of dust
on my way out.
This place is great,
but the real hidden gem
of the neighborhood
is the karaoke bar
around the corner.
Oh.
What's your go-to song?
Uh, unh-unh. No. You first.
This is coffee, not alcohol.
Okay, I --
You know, I don't really think
that I have a particular --
Celine Dion.
"My Heart Will Go On."
Every time.
You're welcome.
The theme from "Titanic"?
That -- That's your --
That's your go-to song?
My wife would say
it's the best
5 minutes and 11 seconds
of the night.
Okay.
That was out of context.
He was talking
about singing.
Yeah, my falsetto
is impeccable. I...
Oh, my...
I was just like...
I'm...
Will you quit
holding out on me?
What is your go-to song?
"A Kiss to Build
a Dream On."
Really? Oh, okay.
That song's...
older than karaoke.
Let me explain.
Every Sunday growing up,
we had dinner as a family.
And it didn't matter
where you were all weekend.
We were always together
on Sunday night.
While my mom
was making spaghetti,
my dad would play that song.
It was so cute.
He did the worst
Louis Armstrong impersonation
you have ever heard,
then he would insist
that my mom put down
the pasta tongs...
and dance with him.
Mm.
At the time,
I thought it was corny.
But looking back...
...I realized
it made me feel like
everything
was gonna be okay.
Mm.
I stand corrected.
Sounds a lot sweeter than a song
about Jack drowning
while Rose hogs
all the driftwood.
Excuse me.
Are you Rome Howard?
Yes, I am.
I should've known that
the minute we stepped outside,
you'd be mobbed
by adoring fans.
You've been served.
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You know, I'm not really
a car guy, but I, uh --
I saw your S.U.V.,
and it kind of seems like
your current vehicle is worth
like, I don't know, 40 times
what this car is worth,
so why do you want this?
First of all, Benny,
your negotiating skills
are weak, okay?
Clearly you're not
an econ major.
Actually, I'm getting my degree
in children's literature.
You're getting course credit
for reading Dr. Seuss?
Alright. You're smarter
than you look.
Thank you?
How could I not want this car?
Life was so much easier
when this was my car.
Ohh! You're going
through something.
This happens all the time.
It's so annoying.
Where's the matchbook?The what?
Maybe it fell under the seat.
Check under the seat.
Yeah.
Jam that in between
the glove box and the console.
It'll stop the rattling.
Was this yours?
Yeah.
Alibi Room.
Bar's been closed
for years.
Last time I was there, I was
with mycollege roomies.
Hmm.
Met a very, very hot
young woman.
Lisa. No.
Liza. Eliza!
Eliza Gilmore.
You take her home? No.
We did everything we needed to
do right there in the backseat.
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Calm down.
That is Taco Bell.
See?
This car is awesome.
Not all rattling is bad.
Oh, my God. This is bad.
This is really bad.
I don't understand.
Who's suing you?
Paragon Plus.
Technically they own the film.
These screenings
I've been hosting
aren't exactly
above-board.
They only bought
the film because they
wanted to shelve it,
and I wanted people
to see it.
I knew
it was a possibility.
I just didn't think
they'd be this aggressive.
You know,
I gotta call my agent.
It's okay.
I got to go anyway.
Oh, I'm -- I'm sorry
for cutting this short.
It's okay.
No, no, no, please.
Let me. Let me.
Thank you.
Thanks. Listen.
I work in publicity,
and I know a ton of
entertainment lawyers.
Let me know if you
need me to put you
in touch with one of them.
Thanks.
Huh. Look at that.
We were supposed to meet.
Next one's on me.
♪♪
Hey, you.
Hey.
Mwah.
Great show today.
Oh, yeah? How much of it
did you actually hear?
Great last 10 minutes
of the show today.
Hey, are you hungry?
On the drive over, I passed this
new pizza place on Hanover.
It looked delicious.
Yeah? You'll never hear me
say no to pizza.
Let me just get my coat.
Oh, you know what?
I'll just get delivery.
Okay. Important question
coming your way.
Are we getting
Silly Bread?
And, yes, I do realize
that is a silly question.
Cam.
Ah, way ahead of ya.
Getting two orders
of Silly Bread.
We willend the night
bloated.
No, I-I -- I need
to a-ask you something.
What's going on?
Is the reason
we never go out
really because you don't want
to be seen by the fans
or is it because you don't
want to be seen with me?
Is this because I made fun
of your sweater last week?
All I said was you looked like
a gingerbread cookie --
That's not necessarily bad.
No. I-I mean...
is the reason you don't want
to be seen in public with me
because you don't want other
women to know we're together?
No.
Hey. Of course not.
I mean, you saw the delivery guy
this morning.
It is like that
all the time for me.
Yeah, I know.
Just someone suggested
that maybe you have other women
in other cities.
Maggie.And I know that we've
been dating for a while,
but, uh, uh,
that's been between seasons,
and you're about to go
back out on the road,
and I just need you to know
that I'm not comfortable
with you sleeping
with other people.
I mean, I beat cancer twice,
so I have to protect my health.
Okay. That's -- I'm done.
Your turn.
Thank you.
Okay, the fact is...
some of the guys on the team
do partake in that stuff.
But I'm not one of them.
The truth is, part of the reason
my last relationship ended
was because my ex hated how much
my attention got taken away.
I just -- I don't want that
to happen to you and me.
I would much rather stay at home
with my girlfriend
and treat her
to a VIP performance
of "Bye Bye Birdie's"
big number,
"Put on a Happy Face."
I know the math
doesn't work out,
but I taught Dick Van Dyke
everything he knows, so...
Did you just call me
your girlfriend?
Yeah. Is that okay?
It's more than okay.
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Great.
Boston Girlfriend, check.
Now all I need
is Phoenix and Daytona.
Those are the names
of the two girls
I'm dating in Chicago,
so...
Mm.
Penalty.
Two minutes for roughing.
-Oh, crap. Oh, crap.
-Oh, and the gloves are off!
Ohh! You hit
just like Daytona!
Don't!
So, community college
seems like it's going well.
Cool. So, the ex-rock star
straight out of rehab
is getting in my face
about partying.
I wasn't trying to --
No. You know what? No.
No, no, no, no. Let's do this.
Yeah, maybe you can get
all the adults
who've disappointed me
on one big conference call.
We can start with Gary,
you know, if he's not busy
doing a home invasion.
Uh, then we can patch
my mom in.
Might be a little late
in France, but I'm sure
she'd love to talk to the guy
she had an affair with.
I mean, hell, let's just --
let's just round out the day
and get Peter
on the line, huh?!
♪♪
Yeah, the only one missing
from the party is my dad.
You'll excuse me if my trust
in the adults in my life
is as nonexistent
as they are.
♪♪
Well, you're right, Soph.
You haven't had
the best role models.
And I get that
I am thelast person
who should be talking to you
about morals
or how to conduct
your life.
But I care about you.
And I don't want to watch you
make the same mistakes I made.
Well, I'd love
to stay here and chat.
But right now I have to finish
cleaning this house so my mom
can sell the last pleasant
memory I have of my childhood.
♪♪
Started college pre-med.
Freshman year,
took a couple Bio classes.
Yeah, that didn't
work out.
But I had to choose something,
so I went with Children's Lit.
I know.
What am I gonna do with that?
Like, write a kids book?
Maybe. Maybe not.
Probably not.
But that's the beauty of it.
You don't have toknow.
In fact, I assumed
you chose that major
because it was
the least-practical,
stupid major you'd never use
for anything.
Don't take this
the wrong way...
but nothing you do for
the next four to six years
matters to anyone.
You could go to grad school,
get your PhD,
or you could take
a six-year nap.
It literally doesn't matter.
What matters
is that you live!
Because those six years
will be over before you know it.
And suddenly the woman
you thought you were gonna move
to the Berkshires with and --
and spend the rest of your life
with is having another baby
with a man who spells
"Stephen" with a P-H!
That seems
super specific.
It is!
It absolutely is!
So, uh...
Tell me about the radio.
Okay! We did it!
Oh.
We almostdid it.
It's even prettier
than the pictures.
Oh, they're early.
...love this house.
The light is just so beautiful.
Oh! Hi!
Sorry. We didn't think
anyone would be home.
It's not a problem.
Feel free to take a look around.
-Thanks.
-Which one's gonna be my room?
Obviously whichever one
holds the most
stuffed animals.
-This is our daughter, Sasha.
-Hi, there.
Your home
is beautiful.
Yeah, we've looked
at a ton of houses.
Look, Mom. A height chart.
How tall am I?
Well,
let's have a look!
Oh, my gosh.
Look at you.
Wow, Soph! Look at
this. You're getting so tall!
'Cause I ate all my broccoli,
right, Mom?
Yes!
This must've been a wonderful
place to grow up.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We were really happy here.
You know what? Why don't we
give you some space? Hmm?
Yeah.
You can have one.
The other two are spoken for.
Maybe he got lost.
I mean, the stages here
are so confusing.
I was almost a half an hour late
on our first day.
He's not coming.
He just texted.
"Something came up."
Okay, so maybe
something came up.
Yeah.
Something shinier than me.
Quiet on set!
Roll sound!
Sound speed!
Marker!
Set!
And...action!
Look. We know what you did.
We got Tito's phone tapped.
And now we got the tapes
to prove it.
Maybe I got something that makes
you forget about those tapes.
Sorry. I thought
I had the wallet.
I don't know where it is.
Cut!
Can we have props
come in, please?
You didgive me
the wallet, right?
Yeah. There were five
$100 bills in it.
Alright.
Everybody look around, please.
Oh, you know what? I may have
left it at craft services.
Okay.
♪♪
Found it! It was in
my back pocket. My bad.
Tomorrow's coffee truck
is on me.
Reset, everyone!
Back to one!
♪ But if you close your eyes
♪ Eh-oh, eh-oh,
eh-oh, eh-oh ♪
♪ Does it almost feel like
nothing changed at all? ♪
-♪ Eh-oh, eh-oh, eh-oh, eh-oh
-♪ And if you close your eyes
♪ Does it almost feel like
you've been here before? ♪
♪ How am I gonna be
an optimist about this? ♪
♪ How am I gonna be
an optimist about this? ♪
♪ Eh, eh-oh, eh-oh, eh,
eh-oh, eh-oh, eh-oh ♪
Oh! Um...
I texted my mom.
She and my dad are
gonna fly in this weekend
so they can meet you.
I'm kidding!
Oh.
I'm kidding,
um, but, seriously,
they want to
FaceTime later.
Okay.
Oh, my God!
I'm so sorry to bother you,
but I am a huge fan.
Uh, I started listening
to your show about a month ago,
and you really helped me
navigate my relationship
with my mom when you were
talking to that caller
about boundaries.
I sent her the episode,
and now she listens to you, too.
Do you think I can get a photo
with you to send to her?
Uh, yeah, of course.
Do you mind taking it?
I'm so sorry.
No problem.
Happens all the time.
Okay. Say "famous."
And...cut!
Alright. That's a cut.
Turning around.
20 minutes, everyone.
Can you believe that?
I know. They shouldn't trust
Anthony with his own props.
He left his mask
from the robbery scene
in the catering tent
the other day.
Caused quite a kerfuffle.
No, I meant the director.
When everyone was looking
for Anthony's wallet,
he looked right at me.
Why was he looking at me?
Gina.
Does he know
I was in prison?
The thing is, when I was
telling Shanice about you,
he was with her.You told Shanice?
She was asking about
my new catering partner,
and I was telling her
how incredible you are.
Y-Your story
is so inspiring.
How you turned
your life around,
the -- the way you learned
to cook in prison,
and that you were as good
as any of the chefs
that I went
to culinary school with.
That's not yours to share.
I'm trying to move on
with my life.
I know.
No.
You don'tknow, or you
wouldn't have said anything.
Do you know what the inside
of a prison looks like?
It's filled with people
who look like you and me.
People who aren't allowed to
escape the system or the label,
even afterwe've paid our debt
to society.
You're right.
I'm so sorry.
Listen.
I know you meant well...
but the reason I agreed
to come with you
is because I thought
I'd be getting a fresh start.
And now every time I'm serving
lunch to someone on the crew,
I'm gonna wonder
if they know.
I'm sorry, but I can't
work here anymore.
No. Oh. Uh...
Just seeing that family in there
made everything so real.
Mom being gone.
Danny being gone. Dad...
♪♪
When the house sells,
I don't know where that puts me.
You're feeling a little lost.
I get that.
I feel worsethan lost.
I mean,
I feel like I'm just --
like a balloon just
floating over my real life
and I can't get to it.
Even my friends
aren't my friends right now.
Half of those people were
calling me Sadie last night.
♪♪
Wait.
You're driving for Movn?
Hey. Don't knock it.
You're talking to
a five-star-rated driver.
Well, 4.9 after that lady
spilled her powder foundation
all over the backseat,
but...
It's a job.
Baby steps, right?
And I --
I gotta admit...
I love it.
When I'm sitting in the car...
...I'm the same
as everybody else.
Well, not everybodyelse.
Not everyone
has a 4.9 rating.
You've come
a really long way.
Thanks.
Sometimes it's hard
for me to see that.
Earlier this morning,
a couple of passengers
recognized me
from The Red Ferns.
It was not my best moment.
What are you talking about?
You're facing your challenges
head-on.
I'd argue that is
your best moment.
You know, two weeks ago,
I got a call
from Dr. Reeves at MMI.
A slot opened up
for the next semester,
and they want me
to audition.
Soph!
That's great, right?!
The truth is,
I haven't called him back.
I mean,
while all my friends
have been out there
pursuing theirpassions,
I have been home,
and that's sucked,
but it's because
I didn't have the option.
Now that I do...
I'm terrified of failing.
Because if I fail, then...
he was right all along.
You know what you need?
A hype man.
A wheelchair-using,
ride-share-driving
hype man.
And I'm the perfect choice.
What?
And as your newly appointed
hype man,
I think you should call MMI
right now.
Wha-- Come on. I don't have
an audition piece,
and I'm not ready.
Unless...
Do hype men also coach
musicians for auditions?
Are you kidding me?
That is our bread and butter,
huh?
Huh?
"Huh?"
Oh, my God.
Blue Book says 500 bucks.
So what do you say
we make it $750
and from now on
you call me Santa Claus?
Actually, Gary, I don't think
I want to sell it.
Hoo-hoo-ho!
'Kay!
I see what's happening here.
I was wrong.
You're a great negotiator,
which is why I'm gonna
make it an even thousand.
But you gotta throw in
the laundry basket.
I think I need to keep it.
What?
Look, I want to have
the same kind of experiences
in this car that you did.
No! First of all...
Eliza Gilmore would never
sleep with you, dude.
She's got like nine kids.
I mean, even --
even if she wanted to,
where would she find the time?
That's not what I mean.
I know what you mean,
Benny!
♪♪
The right person
owns this car.
Spending the day in it
was amazing, but...
I can't go back.
Maybe not.
But you know, Gary,
it's kind of like
what Dr. Seuss said.
"Don't cry because it's over.
Smile because it happened."
That's really beautiful.
It'd be even more beautiful
if the man wasn't
notoriously racist, but...
the underlying message
is right.
Yours. Not his.
I got to look forward.
Oh, my God.
Go!
Dude, you run like
the Cat in the Hat!
Get it, get it, get it!
Hey.
I'm just calling because
I wanted to hear your voice.
Oh, babe.
Today was the worst day.
What happened?
Well, I had lunch
with my dad.
Uh-oh.
How'd the Ron show go?
The audience loved it.
The guest of honor?
Not so much.
And that's not even
the worst part.
Valerie quit.
What? Why?
The short version
is I screwed up.
The long version is
I totallyscrewed up.
♪ Come lay your burdens down
Okay.
Tell me everything.
♪ Lean on my shoulder,
come let your... ♪
Okay, so,
when we first got hired,
I was talking to Shanice and...
♪ And if you feel alone
♪ I'm here to catch you
♪ I got these open arms
♪ In them, you'll be safe
♪ Ohh
♪ I can be,
I can be your brother ♪
♪ I can be,
I can be your friend ♪
♪ I can be,
I can be another ♪
♪ Hand to hold until the end
♪ Ohh
♪ You might not have
all the answers ♪
♪ You might feel broken
♪ We're in this all together
♪ We'll find our way
♪ Ohh
♪ And if you think
you lost the meaning ♪
♪ If you think
you've done it wrong ♪
♪ I'm always here to tell you
you'll be okay ♪
How cool was that?
Honestly, when we're on a date,
I would kindly appreciate it
if you focus
a little more attention
on your boyfriend
for once.
Just kidding.
That was awesome.
Oh.
Oh, that's weird.
It's Jane. Be cool.
Be cool?
I'm the definition of cool.
You get stopped
for one autograph...
Hi.
Is everything okay?
I'm not sure if you realize
this, but you are calling
while Camden Lamoureux is on
a date with his girlfriend.
That's me.
Maggie, listen.
Um, I'm calling about
some of your mail.
Oh, you hear that, Cam?
I get a lot of fan mail, too.
You can put that in
your juice box and...
♪ Suck it
Maggie, this is serious.
I'm here with George Daniels,
head of security for 'ZLN.
You've received quite a few
disturbing letters.
They appear to have been sent
by the same person.
♪ I can be
We think that
you may have a stalker.
♪ I can be your friend
♪ Hand to hold until the end
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
we can do this.You don't think
we can do what?
We can't buy
this house together.
Darcy broke up with me.
Gary, I'm so sorry.
Previously on
"A Million Little Things"...
No, I take my film on the road
and show it wherever I can.
Shanice pulled some strings, got
me a catering gig on her set.
We've never even spent
more than a few nights apart.
Phone number,
please?
I'm gonna take you out
for an ice cream sundae.
Oh, really?I'm gonna call you later
and set it up.
I am gonna be
in a wheelchair forever.
But that is okay.
Sophie recorded a podcast.
Get her to take it down,
and maybe my memory
never comes back.
Sophie asked me
to take her podcast down.What?
You went there that night
because you felt guilty.
You always need
to be this hero.
If you really want
what's best for me,
you'll stay away.
For good.
♪ Be my Katie tonight
♪♪
Thank you, Boston!
We're the Red Ferns!
I'm telling you,
it's him.
Yeah? Ask him.
Ask him.
Excuse me?
Are you Eddie Saville?
Uh, yes, I am.
Oh, my God!
I knew it!
When I was in grad school,
I saw you
at the Aragon Ballroom
in Chicago.
You waved at me.
Ah, well, you know,
I thought that was you.
But hang on --
you're, like, a rock star.
What are you doing
driving for Movn?
It's a long story.
Okay, well,
thanks for the ride.
We'll give you five stars.
I appreciate that.
Wow, that is so sad.I know.
Maybe John Mayer will drive us
to brunch later.
Hey, D.
I just want to kiss you
right now.
Oh, I wanna do a lot more
than kiss, young man.
Young man?
That new face cream's
paying off already.
Remember that thing we did
on that private beach
in Cabo?
Mm-hmm.
Well, this time,
I'm gonna be the one who --
Regina to set, please.
I'll be right there.
Sorry, babe.
First AD's calling.
How about you tell Lewis that
we've barely seen each other
in the last six months
and we need some QT?
How 'bout
I call you at noon? I can't do noon.
I'll be at church
for my screening.
Right.
I wish I could be there.
Maybe you can
make it up to me?
Real quick,
show me your boobs?
Babe!All right, one boob?
Sneak it through the side?
Bye!
How is it that
we've been seeing each other
for two months,
and I am only
finding out
about this now?
Because you never asked me.
And honestly, I didn't want
to seem braggy.
Okay, on our first date,
you started by telling me
that you were
the leading scorer
in the NHL's Eastern Conference
three seasons in a row.
That's right.
Suck on that, Pasternak.
And you are only
just now telling me
that in high school,
you were a theater geek.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Wecan call ourselves geeks.
You cannot.
Uh-huh.
Name two shows
you were in.
I'll name three I was in
my sophomore year.
"Bye Bye Birdie,"
"West Side Story,"
and "Fiddler on the Roof."
You and your
extremely blond hair
were in
"Fiddler on the Roof"?
We sure were.Mm-hmm.
Mwah.
Who'd you play?
Oh, a little character
called Tevye.
In case you forgot,
he's the lead.
So, there were no Jewish kids
in your school?
None that could
carry a tune like me.
♪ If I was a rich man
♪ Ya ba dibba, dibba, dibba,
dibba, dibby, dibby-dee ♪Wow.
Where is the delivery guy
with our food?
I know, they said 20 minutes
like a half-hour ago.
Why don't we just go
get breakfast burritos
at that place
down the street?
'Cause if we go there,
a bunch of hockey fans
will come up to me,
and I-I just really don't feel
like dealing with that.
Yeah.
Oh, well,
if they come up to you,
maybe sing
some more "Fiddler."
That'll chase them off.
That'll be $24.05.
Oh, uh, I thought it --
they said $20.05.
Um, let me get
another five --
in addition to
the very generous tip
I was already
gonna give you.
Where's that ten?
Oh, my God!
You're Camden Lamoureux!
Hey.
I'm your biggest fan!
Is that from his work
on the stage or on the ice?
Do you need extra salsa?
Let me hook you up.
Sure.
For the man who hooked me up
with extra salsa?
Absolutely.
Yes!
Oh, it's on video.
While we're here,
can you give a shout-out
to my roommate Damion?
He loves you even more
than I do.
But I thought you said
you were my biggest fan?
Nah, I'm just kidding, man.
What up, D-man?
Hey, thanks
for supporting the team.
Go, B's!
Thanks!
That was awesome.
Oh, and now there's just
the matter of the selfie.
Ah, yes, the selfie.
Bring in makeup, please?
Well, those breakfast
sliders were a hit.
I didn't think
we'd have enough.
Especially after
Idris took two.
I can't say no
to that face.
The public defender
assigned to my case
looked just like him.
I had so many mixed emotions
at my sentencing.
Wait, I don't know if
I'm allowed to laugh at that.
You can.
Hey.
Hmm?
Don't you have
to get going?
Aren't you meeting him
at 1:00?
Yeah, yeah, I should --
I should -- I should go.
Mm-hmm.
Gina.
Hmm?
Why are you so nervous?
He's your dad.
Yeah.I wish I could
go with you.
I'd love to meet him.
Oh, he'd love you.
You'd love him.
He makes you feel like you're
the only person in the room.
Mm.
Which is great
for the rest of the world,
but when you are
the daughter of that...
Sometimes, I feel like
I'm not shiny enough
to hold his attention.
Okay, I need to go ask wardrobe
if I can borrow something.
Oh, Michelle, hold up!
Dude, you have more
separation anxiety than Colin.
Just sniff one
of my old T-shirts.
I'll be home soon.
I'll get right on that.
Listen, Delilah called.
She can't reach Sophie.
She's worried.
I tried calling her too,
but she didn't pick up.
Well, as the person
currently occupying slots 1,
2, and 3 on Sophie's
straight-to-voicemail list,
I'm not gonna be able
to get her on the phone.
Back when you were living there,
didn't you put her and Danny
on your Safe Locate app?
You mind checking?
Yeah, I'm doing it.
Keep -- Keep eating
in my ear.
According to this,
she's on the Champs-Elysées.
Hmm?
Whoa, whoa, wait.
That's Danny.
Uh, Sophie is...
...at home.
Which makes sense.
She's 18.
It's before noon.
It'll be 90 minutes
before she wakes up
and eats a cold slice
of pizza.
You're probably right.
The thing is,
D wants me to go over there
and check on her.
Ed, we gotta keep some mystery
in this relationship, you know?
You don't have to tell me
your every move.
No, I, um --
I need your spare key.
Right.
Sure, uh...
Okay, open the drawer
to the right of the sink.
Okay, I'm there.
All I'm seeing are napkins.
Great. Now take one
and wipe your face.
Key's on the key rack.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Hey, Darce.
What's new?
So, I got
a couple questions.
No particular order.Gary, it's...
It's not yours.
Wow, you...
really made a point
to meet your new neighbors.
When Stephen and I
moved to Lenox, we --
we both didn't know anybody,
so we spent pretty much
every dinner together for Liam
to make sure
he got adjusted.
And, um, one night,
when Liam was asleep --
Well, it --
it just happened.
It wasn't planned,
obviously.
I was off the pill from when
you and I were trying.
Um, you know what?
I'm s--
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to...
It's okay.
I spent so much time
trying to convince you that --
that Liam would make
a great big brother.
I'm -- I'm glad
you finally heard me.
And then, apparently,
whispered it in--
into Stephen's ear.
I wanted to call you.
I-I did, but --
but with the way
we left things,
I wasn't sure
you wanted to hear from me.
I'm actually in town
to have lunch with Katherine.
That's what --
These cookies are for her.
I-I was gonna
ask her the best way
to tell you.
Found it.
Yeah.
Look, uh...
I'm happy for you, Darce.
Truly.
After everything
I put you through
and everything
you've been through,
it's great that you're getting
the future you wanted,
and you deserve it.
So does Liam.
Stephen?
Ehh.
Thanks, Gary.
How are you doing?
I'm gonna lie and say that
I'm doing great.
Give the kid my best,
will you?
He really is gonna be
a great big brother.
Yeah, I will.
Take care, Darce.
Yeah. You, too.
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
You gotta be kidding me.
You don't have to have
any actual experience, Monica.
That's why you're applying
to be an intern at their agency.
Now, what you do have to do
is convince them you've got
an interest in advertising
and sell them on the idea
that you're gonna work
really hard.
That's -- That's amazing.
You're amazing.
And you're gonna
crush that interview.
Oh, hey, and I gotta go.
My date is here.
Hey, Gigi, sweetheart.
Mm. You made it.
Hey, Dad.
Your dad is incredible.
Yeah, he's the best.
Shall we?
Look at you.
I think that's exactly why
your documentary
resonated so much.
Thank you.There are these
things that happen,
and we've been conditioned
to accept them.
Totally. You know,
a couple years back,
I was at the Garden
with my friend
and his son, Theo,
who I took to get a hot dog.
So, we're standing in line,
and this woman in front of us
turns around, smiles at Theo,
and then says, "Are you okay?"
Oh.He's holding my hand.
Of course he's okay.
What -- What?
I'm gonna steal the kid
and stop to fill up
on a chili cheese dog
mid-abduction?
And if you had cussed her out
in that moment,
security would've been
all over you.
Yeah.But with three words,
that woman revealed
how readily Black men
are viewed as dangerous
or up to something.
Hey, folks.
Gotta close the place up
for bingo.
But there's a coffee shop
just around the corner
if you guys want
to keep talking.
Appreciate it.Oh, actually, I g--
I gotta get back to work.
I just snuck out
during my lunch break
'cause I heard
such good things.
But it was nice
to meet you both.
You, too.
Oh!
I thought that
you two were --
Take care.
Bye.
Yeah. Hey, thank you
for coming, man.
Well, I had a marketing meeting
this afternoon,
but it was pushed.
And I was so busy
crying through your documentary
that I missed
my afternoon latte.
So, um --
hey, should we do it?
Yeah, totally.
Let's do it.Okay.
Soph?
Sophie?
Soph?
Oh, my God,
stop yelling.
Oh, wow.
You know, I was hit
by a car once.
I nearly died.
You look worse than that.
You know the intern Joe?
Josh.
Whatever.
We just pulled into the garage
at the exact same time today.
Oh, you know,
he wasn't late.
I sent him on a juice run.
No, Maggie.
We drive the same car.
I'm the station manager.
He is the intern
formerly known as Joe.
If it makes you
feel any better,
Josh and his trust fund
picked you up a juice.
It does. Thank you.
Mm-hmm.
I gotta get
to a programming meeting.
Just wanted to drop off
your fan mail.
Wait, this is all for me?
Yep, including an invitation
from a man named Lloyd
who apparently wants
to take you to Hawaii.
Ooh, as safe
as that sounds
and as much as I've always
wanted to go to Hawaii,
I think I'm gonna
have to pass.
You should get Cam
to take you to Hawaii.
Ha! I'd be happy
if he took me to a restaurant.
We've been seeing each other
for two months,
and we have not really
left my apartment.
Oh, really?
Not because of that.
Well, a little bit
because of that.
Mm.
It's just hard
for him to go out.
Bruins fans are everywhere,
and they are not shy.
Mm. Hmm.
What?
Nothing.
Something.
Well, it's not like
he's notgoing out.
I mean, I've personally
seen him come to the station
half a dozen times
to give interviews.
And by all indications,
he is not skipping leg day
at the gym.
Okay, what are you saying?
When I was producing
Nick's sports show,
we had a lot of athletes on,
and it was no secret that --
that they had a different woman
in every city.
Wait, so, you're saying
you think that Cam
doesn't want to go out
with me in public
because he's dating
other women?
You know what?
Don't listen to me.
I'm just jealous
because, you know,
Lloyd didn't ask me
to go to Hawaii.
Ooh, but he did
include a photo.
Oh.
No mahalo.
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
Don't slam it.
Just press it down
firmly in the center.
Dude.
Thanks.
Laundry day, huh?
U-Uh, yeah, yeah.
I-I just forgot my wallet,
so I didn't have
enough quarters for the dryer.
Life is good, though, right?
You're, what --
a senior in college?
Living off-campus,
couple roomies.
It's Tuesday,
you're wearing flip-flops,
and the biggest concern
in your life is,
do you have enough hangers
to hang your wet laundry?
Am I right?
Benjamin Hernandez of 1635
Elliot Road, Charlestown?
It's Benny.
Do I know you?
Nope.
You know what happened
to that door?
I-It was like that
when I got it.
Wasn't my question.
You want to know
what happened to it?
Let me test-drive the car.
I'll tell you the story...
and I'll throw in a roll
of quarters for your time.
What's happening here?
Relax.
I'm not stalking you.
I'm stalking your Corolla.
This was the first car
I ever owned.
Drink this.
If you live,
I'll take you out later
for a greasy burger.
Oh, God.
Wow.
You did this
all yourself?
That's impressive.
I had a few friends over
from community college.
Well, they party
like Big Ten kids.
What are you
doing here, anyway?
Your mom was calling you
all morning.
Apparently, there's a realtor
showing the house today.
And apparently,
you confused me
with someone
who gives a --
Soph.
What, are you gonna
narc on me?
Not if you help me
clean this place up
before the realtor gets here.
Deal.
♪♪
Ugh.
So, of course, these are
just composite sketches,
but by the time we finish,
it's gonna be the largest
golf resort in Boca.
Good news is,
by the time we're done,
you're gonna be a senior citizen
and ready to enjoy it.
Ah, that's Kaela
at her graduation.
She is now officially
a dermatologist.
Yeah.
Of course, the good doctor
refuses to check the moles
on her old man's back,
but we good.
That's great.
Yeah.
Mm.Angie cried during
the entire ceremony.
Unfortunately, we don't have
any pictures of that.
Hey, big-time
ad exec.
We hated it.
Yeah, can my daughter get
the rest of her food to go?
Look at us.
We're like a commercial
for your establishment.
You know what?
We'll take that check now.
Dad.Hey, don't be ridiculous.
I got this.
No, not that.
I haven't seen you
for almost two years.
We've been sitting here
for over an hour,
and you know more about
what's going on in Monica's life
than you do mine.
I'll just, um,
leave this here.
What are you talking about?
We just -- We just had
a nice lunch.
Yeah.
One where you talked about
yourself the whole time.
You didn't ask me
how I'm doing
since my restaurant
closed down.
Do you even know
why I'm here in Miami?
You said you were here
working on a movie.
And that's amazing, Gigi.
I'm proud of you.
Well,
it's not dermatology.
You know what? Let --
Let's get a little dessert.
And we'll just talk
a little more.
No, I can't.
I have to get back to work.
All right, even better.
I'll come to the set.
It's okay.
You don't really
want to do that.
I do, and I will.
I want to see
my brilliant chef in action.
Okay. Just, uh, give me an hour
to get the desserts together.
Um...
Why don't you come by
around 3:00?
3:00 is perfect.
Okay.
All right?
Yeah.
We good?
Mm-hmm, we good.
Good.
Monica, what is this?
We didn't order any tax.
I never knew
this place existed,
probably because every time
my dad drags me to church,
I leave a cloud of dust
on my way out.
This place is great,
but the real hidden gem
of the neighborhood
is the karaoke bar
around the corner.
Oh.
What's your go-to song?
Uh, unh-unh. No. You first.
This is coffee, not alcohol.
Okay, I --
You know, I don't really think
that I have a particular --
Celine Dion.
"My Heart Will Go On."
Every time.
You're welcome.
The theme from "Titanic"?
That -- That's your --
That's your go-to song?
My wife would say
it's the best
5 minutes and 11 seconds
of the night.
Okay.
That was out of context.
He was talking
about singing.
Yeah, my falsetto
is impeccable. I...
Oh, my...
I was just like...
I'm...
Will you quit
holding out on me?
What is your go-to song?
"A Kiss to Build
a Dream On."
Really? Oh, okay.
That song's...
older than karaoke.
Let me explain.
Every Sunday growing up,
we had dinner as a family.
And it didn't matter
where you were all weekend.
We were always together
on Sunday night.
While my mom
was making spaghetti,
my dad would play that song.
It was so cute.
He did the worst
Louis Armstrong impersonation
you have ever heard,
then he would insist
that my mom put down
the pasta tongs...
and dance with him.
Mm.
At the time,
I thought it was corny.
But looking back...
...I realized
it made me feel like
everything
was gonna be okay.
Mm.
I stand corrected.
Sounds a lot sweeter than a song
about Jack drowning
while Rose hogs
all the driftwood.
Excuse me.
Are you Rome Howard?
Yes, I am.
I should've known that
the minute we stepped outside,
you'd be mobbed
by adoring fans.
You've been served.
♪♪
You know, I'm not really
a car guy, but I, uh --
I saw your S.U.V.,
and it kind of seems like
your current vehicle is worth
like, I don't know, 40 times
what this car is worth,
so why do you want this?
First of all, Benny,
your negotiating skills
are weak, okay?
Clearly you're not
an econ major.
Actually, I'm getting my degree
in children's literature.
You're getting course credit
for reading Dr. Seuss?
Alright. You're smarter
than you look.
Thank you?
How could I not want this car?
Life was so much easier
when this was my car.
Ohh! You're going
through something.
This happens all the time.
It's so annoying.
Where's the matchbook?The what?
Maybe it fell under the seat.
Check under the seat.
Yeah.
Jam that in between
the glove box and the console.
It'll stop the rattling.
Was this yours?
Yeah.
Alibi Room.
Bar's been closed
for years.
Last time I was there, I was
with mycollege roomies.
Hmm.
Met a very, very hot
young woman.
Lisa. No.
Liza. Eliza!
Eliza Gilmore.
You take her home? No.
We did everything we needed to
do right there in the backseat.
♪♪
Calm down.
That is Taco Bell.
See?
This car is awesome.
Not all rattling is bad.
Oh, my God. This is bad.
This is really bad.
I don't understand.
Who's suing you?
Paragon Plus.
Technically they own the film.
These screenings
I've been hosting
aren't exactly
above-board.
They only bought
the film because they
wanted to shelve it,
and I wanted people
to see it.
I knew
it was a possibility.
I just didn't think
they'd be this aggressive.
You know,
I gotta call my agent.
It's okay.
I got to go anyway.
Oh, I'm -- I'm sorry
for cutting this short.
It's okay.
No, no, no, please.
Let me. Let me.
Thank you.
Thanks. Listen.
I work in publicity,
and I know a ton of
entertainment lawyers.
Let me know if you
need me to put you
in touch with one of them.
Thanks.
Huh. Look at that.
We were supposed to meet.
Next one's on me.
♪♪
Hey, you.
Hey.
Mwah.
Great show today.
Oh, yeah? How much of it
did you actually hear?
Great last 10 minutes
of the show today.
Hey, are you hungry?
On the drive over, I passed this
new pizza place on Hanover.
It looked delicious.
Yeah? You'll never hear me
say no to pizza.
Let me just get my coat.
Oh, you know what?
I'll just get delivery.
Okay. Important question
coming your way.
Are we getting
Silly Bread?
And, yes, I do realize
that is a silly question.
Cam.
Ah, way ahead of ya.
Getting two orders
of Silly Bread.
We willend the night
bloated.
No, I-I -- I need
to a-ask you something.
What's going on?
Is the reason
we never go out
really because you don't want
to be seen by the fans
or is it because you don't
want to be seen with me?
Is this because I made fun
of your sweater last week?
All I said was you looked like
a gingerbread cookie --
That's not necessarily bad.
No. I-I mean...
is the reason you don't want
to be seen in public with me
because you don't want other
women to know we're together?
No.
Hey. Of course not.
I mean, you saw the delivery guy
this morning.
It is like that
all the time for me.
Yeah, I know.
Just someone suggested
that maybe you have other women
in other cities.
Maggie.And I know that we've
been dating for a while,
but, uh, uh,
that's been between seasons,
and you're about to go
back out on the road,
and I just need you to know
that I'm not comfortable
with you sleeping
with other people.
I mean, I beat cancer twice,
so I have to protect my health.
Okay. That's -- I'm done.
Your turn.
Thank you.
Okay, the fact is...
some of the guys on the team
do partake in that stuff.
But I'm not one of them.
The truth is, part of the reason
my last relationship ended
was because my ex hated how much
my attention got taken away.
I just -- I don't want that
to happen to you and me.
I would much rather stay at home
with my girlfriend
and treat her
to a VIP performance
of "Bye Bye Birdie's"
big number,
"Put on a Happy Face."
I know the math
doesn't work out,
but I taught Dick Van Dyke
everything he knows, so...
Did you just call me
your girlfriend?
Yeah. Is that okay?
It's more than okay.
♪♪
Great.
Boston Girlfriend, check.
Now all I need
is Phoenix and Daytona.
Those are the names
of the two girls
I'm dating in Chicago,
so...
Mm.
Penalty.
Two minutes for roughing.
-Oh, crap. Oh, crap.
-Oh, and the gloves are off!
Ohh! You hit
just like Daytona!
Don't!
So, community college
seems like it's going well.
Cool. So, the ex-rock star
straight out of rehab
is getting in my face
about partying.
I wasn't trying to --
No. You know what? No.
No, no, no, no. Let's do this.
Yeah, maybe you can get
all the adults
who've disappointed me
on one big conference call.
We can start with Gary,
you know, if he's not busy
doing a home invasion.
Uh, then we can patch
my mom in.
Might be a little late
in France, but I'm sure
she'd love to talk to the guy
she had an affair with.
I mean, hell, let's just --
let's just round out the day
and get Peter
on the line, huh?!
♪♪
Yeah, the only one missing
from the party is my dad.
You'll excuse me if my trust
in the adults in my life
is as nonexistent
as they are.
♪♪
Well, you're right, Soph.
You haven't had
the best role models.
And I get that
I am thelast person
who should be talking to you
about morals
or how to conduct
your life.
But I care about you.
And I don't want to watch you
make the same mistakes I made.
Well, I'd love
to stay here and chat.
But right now I have to finish
cleaning this house so my mom
can sell the last pleasant
memory I have of my childhood.
♪♪
Started college pre-med.
Freshman year,
took a couple Bio classes.
Yeah, that didn't
work out.
But I had to choose something,
so I went with Children's Lit.
I know.
What am I gonna do with that?
Like, write a kids book?
Maybe. Maybe not.
Probably not.
But that's the beauty of it.
You don't have toknow.
In fact, I assumed
you chose that major
because it was
the least-practical,
stupid major you'd never use
for anything.
Don't take this
the wrong way...
but nothing you do for
the next four to six years
matters to anyone.
You could go to grad school,
get your PhD,
or you could take
a six-year nap.
It literally doesn't matter.
What matters
is that you live!
Because those six years
will be over before you know it.
And suddenly the woman
you thought you were gonna move
to the Berkshires with and --
and spend the rest of your life
with is having another baby
with a man who spells
"Stephen" with a P-H!
That seems
super specific.
It is!
It absolutely is!
So, uh...
Tell me about the radio.
Okay! We did it!
Oh.
We almostdid it.
It's even prettier
than the pictures.
Oh, they're early.
...love this house.
The light is just so beautiful.
Oh! Hi!
Sorry. We didn't think
anyone would be home.
It's not a problem.
Feel free to take a look around.
-Thanks.
-Which one's gonna be my room?
Obviously whichever one
holds the most
stuffed animals.
-This is our daughter, Sasha.
-Hi, there.
Your home
is beautiful.
Yeah, we've looked
at a ton of houses.
Look, Mom. A height chart.
How tall am I?
Well,
let's have a look!
Oh, my gosh.
Look at you.
Wow, Soph! Look at
this. You're getting so tall!
'Cause I ate all my broccoli,
right, Mom?
Yes!
This must've been a wonderful
place to grow up.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We were really happy here.
You know what? Why don't we
give you some space? Hmm?
Yeah.
You can have one.
The other two are spoken for.
Maybe he got lost.
I mean, the stages here
are so confusing.
I was almost a half an hour late
on our first day.
He's not coming.
He just texted.
"Something came up."
Okay, so maybe
something came up.
Yeah.
Something shinier than me.
Quiet on set!
Roll sound!
Sound speed!
Marker!
Set!
And...action!
Look. We know what you did.
We got Tito's phone tapped.
And now we got the tapes
to prove it.
Maybe I got something that makes
you forget about those tapes.
Sorry. I thought
I had the wallet.
I don't know where it is.
Cut!
Can we have props
come in, please?
You didgive me
the wallet, right?
Yeah. There were five
$100 bills in it.
Alright.
Everybody look around, please.
Oh, you know what? I may have
left it at craft services.
Okay.
♪♪
Found it! It was in
my back pocket. My bad.
Tomorrow's coffee truck
is on me.
Reset, everyone!
Back to one!
♪ But if you close your eyes
♪ Eh-oh, eh-oh,
eh-oh, eh-oh ♪
♪ Does it almost feel like
nothing changed at all? ♪
-♪ Eh-oh, eh-oh, eh-oh, eh-oh
-♪ And if you close your eyes
♪ Does it almost feel like
you've been here before? ♪
♪ How am I gonna be
an optimist about this? ♪
♪ How am I gonna be
an optimist about this? ♪
♪ Eh, eh-oh, eh-oh, eh,
eh-oh, eh-oh, eh-oh ♪
Oh! Um...
I texted my mom.
She and my dad are
gonna fly in this weekend
so they can meet you.
I'm kidding!
Oh.
I'm kidding,
um, but, seriously,
they want to
FaceTime later.
Okay.
Oh, my God!
I'm so sorry to bother you,
but I am a huge fan.
Uh, I started listening
to your show about a month ago,
and you really helped me
navigate my relationship
with my mom when you were
talking to that caller
about boundaries.
I sent her the episode,
and now she listens to you, too.
Do you think I can get a photo
with you to send to her?
Uh, yeah, of course.
Do you mind taking it?
I'm so sorry.
No problem.
Happens all the time.
Okay. Say "famous."
And...cut!
Alright. That's a cut.
Turning around.
20 minutes, everyone.
Can you believe that?
I know. They shouldn't trust
Anthony with his own props.
He left his mask
from the robbery scene
in the catering tent
the other day.
Caused quite a kerfuffle.
No, I meant the director.
When everyone was looking
for Anthony's wallet,
he looked right at me.
Why was he looking at me?
Gina.
Does he know
I was in prison?
The thing is, when I was
telling Shanice about you,
he was with her.You told Shanice?
She was asking about
my new catering partner,
and I was telling her
how incredible you are.
Y-Your story
is so inspiring.
How you turned
your life around,
the -- the way you learned
to cook in prison,
and that you were as good
as any of the chefs
that I went
to culinary school with.
That's not yours to share.
I'm trying to move on
with my life.
I know.
No.
You don'tknow, or you
wouldn't have said anything.
Do you know what the inside
of a prison looks like?
It's filled with people
who look like you and me.
People who aren't allowed to
escape the system or the label,
even afterwe've paid our debt
to society.
You're right.
I'm so sorry.
Listen.
I know you meant well...
but the reason I agreed
to come with you
is because I thought
I'd be getting a fresh start.
And now every time I'm serving
lunch to someone on the crew,
I'm gonna wonder
if they know.
I'm sorry, but I can't
work here anymore.
No. Oh. Uh...
Just seeing that family in there
made everything so real.
Mom being gone.
Danny being gone. Dad...
♪♪
When the house sells,
I don't know where that puts me.
You're feeling a little lost.
I get that.
I feel worsethan lost.
I mean,
I feel like I'm just --
like a balloon just
floating over my real life
and I can't get to it.
Even my friends
aren't my friends right now.
Half of those people were
calling me Sadie last night.
♪♪
Wait.
You're driving for Movn?
Hey. Don't knock it.
You're talking to
a five-star-rated driver.
Well, 4.9 after that lady
spilled her powder foundation
all over the backseat,
but...
It's a job.
Baby steps, right?
And I --
I gotta admit...
I love it.
When I'm sitting in the car...
...I'm the same
as everybody else.
Well, not everybodyelse.
Not everyone
has a 4.9 rating.
You've come
a really long way.
Thanks.
Sometimes it's hard
for me to see that.
Earlier this morning,
a couple of passengers
recognized me
from The Red Ferns.
It was not my best moment.
What are you talking about?
You're facing your challenges
head-on.
I'd argue that is
your best moment.
You know, two weeks ago,
I got a call
from Dr. Reeves at MMI.
A slot opened up
for the next semester,
and they want me
to audition.
Soph!
That's great, right?!
The truth is,
I haven't called him back.
I mean,
while all my friends
have been out there
pursuing theirpassions,
I have been home,
and that's sucked,
but it's because
I didn't have the option.
Now that I do...
I'm terrified of failing.
Because if I fail, then...
he was right all along.
You know what you need?
A hype man.
A wheelchair-using,
ride-share-driving
hype man.
And I'm the perfect choice.
What?
And as your newly appointed
hype man,
I think you should call MMI
right now.
Wha-- Come on. I don't have
an audition piece,
and I'm not ready.
Unless...
Do hype men also coach
musicians for auditions?
Are you kidding me?
That is our bread and butter,
huh?
Huh?
"Huh?"
Oh, my God.
Blue Book says 500 bucks.
So what do you say
we make it $750
and from now on
you call me Santa Claus?
Actually, Gary, I don't think
I want to sell it.
Hoo-hoo-ho!
'Kay!
I see what's happening here.
I was wrong.
You're a great negotiator,
which is why I'm gonna
make it an even thousand.
But you gotta throw in
the laundry basket.
I think I need to keep it.
What?
Look, I want to have
the same kind of experiences
in this car that you did.
No! First of all...
Eliza Gilmore would never
sleep with you, dude.
She's got like nine kids.
I mean, even --
even if she wanted to,
where would she find the time?
That's not what I mean.
I know what you mean,
Benny!
♪♪
The right person
owns this car.
Spending the day in it
was amazing, but...
I can't go back.
Maybe not.
But you know, Gary,
it's kind of like
what Dr. Seuss said.
"Don't cry because it's over.
Smile because it happened."
That's really beautiful.
It'd be even more beautiful
if the man wasn't
notoriously racist, but...
the underlying message
is right.
Yours. Not his.
I got to look forward.
Oh, my God.
Go!
Dude, you run like
the Cat in the Hat!
Get it, get it, get it!
Hey.
I'm just calling because
I wanted to hear your voice.
Oh, babe.
Today was the worst day.
What happened?
Well, I had lunch
with my dad.
Uh-oh.
How'd the Ron show go?
The audience loved it.
The guest of honor?
Not so much.
And that's not even
the worst part.
Valerie quit.
What? Why?
The short version
is I screwed up.
The long version is
I totallyscrewed up.
♪ Come lay your burdens down
Okay.
Tell me everything.
♪ Lean on my shoulder,
come let your... ♪
Okay, so,
when we first got hired,
I was talking to Shanice and...
♪ And if you feel alone
♪ I'm here to catch you
♪ I got these open arms
♪ In them, you'll be safe
♪ Ohh
♪ I can be,
I can be your brother ♪
♪ I can be,
I can be your friend ♪
♪ I can be,
I can be another ♪
♪ Hand to hold until the end
♪ Ohh
♪ You might not have
all the answers ♪
♪ You might feel broken
♪ We're in this all together
♪ We'll find our way
♪ Ohh
♪ And if you think
you lost the meaning ♪
♪ If you think
you've done it wrong ♪
♪ I'm always here to tell you
you'll be okay ♪
How cool was that?
Honestly, when we're on a date,
I would kindly appreciate it
if you focus
a little more attention
on your boyfriend
for once.
Just kidding.
That was awesome.
Oh.
Oh, that's weird.
It's Jane. Be cool.
Be cool?
I'm the definition of cool.
You get stopped
for one autograph...
Hi.
Is everything okay?
I'm not sure if you realize
this, but you are calling
while Camden Lamoureux is on
a date with his girlfriend.
That's me.
Maggie, listen.
Um, I'm calling about
some of your mail.
Oh, you hear that, Cam?
I get a lot of fan mail, too.
You can put that in
your juice box and...
♪ Suck it
Maggie, this is serious.
I'm here with George Daniels,
head of security for 'ZLN.
You've received quite a few
disturbing letters.
They appear to have been sent
by the same person.
♪ I can be
We think that
you may have a stalker.
♪ I can be your friend
♪ Hand to hold until the end
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪