A Korean Odyssey (2017–2018): Season 1, Episode 4 - Episode #1.4 - full transcript

Devil King and Seon-Mi sign a contract for the help he gave her and will give her as long as she hunts down evil spirits and he gets the credit to become a deity. O-gong brings the Zombie ...

[Hwayugi]

[Lee Seung Gi, Cha Seung Won]

[Oh Yeon Seo, Lee Hong Gi]

If you want to save another human, take off the Geumganggo.

If you do nothing, he'll get ripped to death by that possessed corpse.

Why are my shoelaces undone? Is someone longing for me?
(superstition)

My little Han Byeol must be thinking of her daddy.

There's no time to waste, Sam Jang. Hurry up and take it off.

You can't.

What are you doing? Take this off already.

There is no need for that.



Go and save your colleague.

The Great Sage will follow you.

I don't save anyone but you.

If you leave it as is, that human will die.

Sam Jang, please believe in the power of the Geumganggo.

Take it off.

You didn't leave me alone to be scared, lonely, or tormented.

Son Oh Gong, please help me.

Even if Sam Jang runs there, it'll be too late. That human will die.

He won't die. Because before that happens, you'll go to save him.

I'm not going.

You won't be able to help but go there.

If you're someone who can't let her be scared, lonely, or tormented,

you will never be able to let her be sad either.



The tears of Sam Jang...

Will you be able to bear them?

Han Joo!

Han Joo! Wake up, Han Joo!

Han Joo!

Please wake up.

Just thinking about it is painful, isn't it?

No... I'm fine.

You fool... You're fine?

Her pain is your pain.

If she is hurting,

you will hurt as well.

Then from now on, whenever she's crying, I will continue to be in pain like this?

Why should I be?

Why should I be?!

♫ Because I love you.
(Lee Seung Gi's debut song "Because You're My Woman")

♫ I'll call you (without honorifics) no matter what you say

♫ I'll hold you tight

Oh this is a different song. Anyway...

Love.

- Who are you?
- Get lost.

- Excuse me?
- I said get lost.

Why?

If I tell you to go, just go already.

Lee Han Joo!

CEO, be quiet.

Are you alright? I'm so relieved. [Episode 4]

There's someone in your house right now.

I was about to leave after dropping the package off, but there was a man there.

He looks a little familiar, but anyway, he suddenly appeared and shocked me to death!

- He came.
- What do you mean he came?

It's a relief to see you alive.

You can leave now.

Relieved because I'm alive...?

Then I almost died?

Son Oh Gong, I see you did come.

This Geumgango has more power than I thought.

It's as Ma Wang said. Your shit is my shit.

I think I'm going to end up cleaning up after your mess.

I'm the Great Sage, the equal of heaven.

I'm not someone who should be cleaning up after a mere human all day.

I got caught in an unbelievable situation.

I'm sorry. In order to save my own life, I took a hold of your ankle...

I mean, I took a hold of your wrist. I have nothing to say even if you hate me.

It would only be natural to hate you, but I can't do that right now.

Not removing this Guemganggo earlier was a wise decision.

If you took it off, I would have killed you right away.

You protecting me...

You're saying that it's only because of the Geumganggo.

Of course. The one protecting you is not me, but this Geumganggo.

I'll take care of this.

Bravo.

I've confirmed the power of Geumganggo myself.

The Great Sage will never be able to disobey Sam Jang.

The Great Sage won't stand by and do nothing if he finds out about the contract.

Of course, he wouldn't stand still.

[Lucifer]

The Great Sage must be close.

I'll take the contract for safekeeping.

Ma Wang, this is not the real contract, is it?

Of course not.

I can't let the Great Sage get a hold of the real contract.

Where is the real one?

I know, right?

Great Sage!

Ma Wang, the Great Sage is here.

Darn. You seemed to want to watch me act like a dog,

so I really came as one,

but it's not any fun.

At which point did you realize, I wonder?

When we say cheers, Secretary Ma prepares two wine glasses. Clink!

So we can drink together.

But you're banned from drinking right now, right?

Having this delicious wine in front of me

but not being able to drink it, it's been very upsetting.

Now I'm even more pissed.

I'll get to the point.

- Destroy the contract.
- It's a contract between Sam Jang and Lucifer Entertainment.

What right do you have?

I'm tied to Sam Jang in a very confidential manner, so I can't stand by and let an unfair contract go through.

Contractually, there's no problem one way or another.

If there is no problem yet, we can always create one.

The contract has Lucifer Entertainment as the employer, right?

But what if the employer from that contract disappears?

The building was built so well.

What a waste.

Are you crazy? You're saying you'll destroy a building that's sitting in the middle of the city?

As you know, I'm not a nut job that's gently crazy, no?

Cheers!

Aigoo! What's going on?!

Get out! Get out!

Great Sage, were you decanting this for me so I could enjoy it?

Your building is very sturdy, I see.

Of course. It won't be affected by the strength like that of a baby shaking his rattle.

Ah, I was too arrogant to think that I could finish it off with one finger.

This time, I'll do it properly.

Okay.

Just try it.

I was almost late.

I flew here without having a chance to breathe!

I'm so thirsty.

Now, now. Let's stop this and come to an agreement by talking.

Is he someone you can talk sensibly to right now?

This is strange, and this as well.

Take a look for yourself. This contract used

Sam Jang as bait to get me involved!

That means he's trying to gain points to become a deity by using me!

The reason why I haven't become a deity yet is because of you.

The points I lost because you escaped from the Five Elements Mountain

I'm trying to gain back by using you! What's so unfair about that?

So are you saying this contract makes sense right now?

Now, now. I see both of your positions.

I will sort this out as a representative of the heavens.

Let's add just one more clause to this contract and come to an agreement.

Let's decide on a timeframe.

This contract will be valid only up to the day Sam Jang fulfills her summon.

The day she fulfills her summons, the Great Sage will gain his freedom.

How about it? If you stack up some points well until then,

you will become a deity without a problem.

Well, it doesn't sound too bad.

I don't like it. I feel like I'm continuously getting the shorter end of the stick.

But you've committed a lot of sins.

All those sins will be written off and the no-alcohol ban will be lifted,

so there's nothing for you to lose.

So when Sam Jang's summon is fulfilled, you'll really take this off of me?

Of course. The day she fulfills her summon,

any relationships that is bound by the Geumganggo will all be over!

You sure you're not up to some crap again?

After saying this, you sure you're not going to drag this out for hundreds of years saying it's Sam Jang's summon or whatever?

A human's life is at most around 100 years.

Sam Jang will die within a few decades too, so it will end within that time.

Don't talk about her dying! It's sad.

I'm saying it's going to end soon.

Then we'll add the clause we agreed upon,

and I will keep this contract safe.

Hold on. I haven't agreed to it yet.

I'm going to make a scene until the very end.

Why? What else do you want?

Give me your house.

I've asked a real estate office to find a house for you to move into. You'll move in soon. Good?

- Good, but - Okay, good.

I like that house with easy parking and a big bathroom. Give me that house.

I've worked hard for many years for that site.

That's why I want it.

I'll go and rest comfortably there, so call me when you transfer the title, okay?

That punk!

Ma Wang, just take the high road.

This contract is advantageous for you anyway.

It's a relief it ended at this point with the Great Sage's horrible temper.

Let's change the title of the house to a joint ownership.

Ah, that idiot, seriously.

Just throw that house away. I'll find another lot.

No.

He's insisting on that house just to torment me.

I can't give in first.

Okay, I'll stick around,

so let's both be tormented, huh?

Are you all right, Ma Wang?

You used too much of your powers earlier.

It's okay. I'm Ma Wang.

Using that mere amount of power...

I...

I will never collapse!

Ma Wang. Nosebleed!

It's just red snot.

Ma Wang, it would be better to stop it all.

What meaning is there in becoming a deity after practicing asceticism for a thousand years?

You were much stronger before.

It would be better if you just eat Sam Jang.

Then, you will be stronger than anyone else.

If you give your permission, I will bring her to you even at the cost of my own life.

Secretary Ma, I have to become a deity.

Only then can I have a hand in the fate and life of a human.

Only by being a deity can I save her.

I was shortsighted.

I understand your loyalty well.

I'm okay, so just give me a tissue.

He's picking his nose! Take a picture!

Students, I did not pick my nose.

He picked his nose!

I told you it's not like that. Delete those pictures.

Delete those photos!

Those kids are Jeo Pal Gye's fans, right?

What if they upload the photo on social media saying it's a picture of me picking my nose?

- Shall I kill them?
- Yes, kill— I mean, no. Don't kill them.

Chase after them and delete those pictures.

Got it.

I said I wasn't picking my nose.

If I was picking my nose, I'd bury my finger in here like this

and there would be some movement left and right. Wiggle, wiggle!

Who would put it only half way in? I know they saw that!

Grandmother, lately that crock of misfortune has been sobbing over and over.

The cries aren't ordinary.

Will there be an enormous calamity in the human world?

So you sold me off to Ma Wang then.

Should I have taken the Geumganggo off?

♫ When I saw you ♫

If you had taken it off, I would have killed you right then and there.

Not taking it off was a good call.

♫ Even if my feelings change ♫

But instead, I won't call for you if I can help it.

♫ I wish you next, just as we are ♫

♫ Can we go back ♫

♫ When I saw you ♫

The day the no-alcohol ban is lifted, I'll drink them all.

♫ Always behind of you ♫

I can wait if I know that there is a definite end.

♫ Always behind of you ♫

I'm only handing over half of this house, okay?

I will definitely come back for you.

At least it will be amusing to watch the monkey

flail around from being in love.

At least polish it well if you've brought this in here.

It's so dirty.

There. It's clean now.

I ate so much but lost 500 grams!

It's so great.

I'm so tired. So tired.

Oh, you startled me!

Gosh.

Oh, you startled me!

Hello.

What are you?

Me? I'm not sure about who I am myself.

I just followed Oppa Oh Gong.

Oppa Oh Gong?

I told you he's not oppa!

He's Son Oh Gong-nim. Son Oh Gong-ni...

I'm the oppa. Me! Oppa Pal Gye!

But I like Oppa Oh Gong better.

Who is this girl that's saying she likes Oppa Oh Gong?

Her? A possessed corpse.

By possessed corpse you mean that zombie that was in Sam Jang's house yesterday?

Why is she in here?

Ah, about that. Hyungnim Oh Gong told me to keep her at this house,

but she stunk so bad that I told her to stay in there.

Ah, seriously...

The cold air is being let out so could you possibly please close the door?

Of course. Rest.

Ma Wang, don't mind it.

There's a rotting corpse in my fridge.

How am I supposed to not mind that?

Yes.

Ugh, the stench...

Come out. We need to talk.

When I opened my eyes I was in the mountains

and some men were trying to bury me.

Were you being secretly buried after being murdered?

I'm not sure.

I don't remember anything.

Her brain must have rotted.

But how did you find Sam Jang?

I just...

had one thought of needing to go somewhere.

And I ended up there.

Hyungnim Oh Gong said he thinks she woke up from the dead because of Sam Jang's blood

so we should take her in for the time being.

Even so, how you could you bring a rotting and smelly corpse into my home?

No wonder there's been a foul stink in here since the morning.

It's not like we could've left her at Sam Jang's.

At least after she has consumed some of those energy stones,

so she has gotten brain power back, her eyes are open, and she can even talk.

Energy stones? Don't tell me you gave her my energy stones?

Hyungnim Oh Gong told me to feed them to her.

Have you no idea how valuable those are that you fed them to a zombie?!

Ah, this damn monkey.

He did this on purpose just to piss me off.

He brought something that's dirty and smelly
- what I hate the most
- into my house.

Hyung Oh Gong said it wasn't your house anymore, but his.

Whether you're going to take care of her or abandon her, you two figure that out yourselves.

I have a lot on my schedule today, so I'm out of here.

Oppa is leaving now.

You really stink. Can't you move back some?

I'm sorry I'm smelly. I will quietly stay in the fridge then.

No! Don't go in there!

Come outside with me.

But how am I supposed to take her out?

So messy and smelly...

I came here yesterday in a bag.

Hey. Did you eat something when you were in the fridge?

There's no way you should be this heavy.

120 kilograms...

She's 120 kilograms...

I'm sorry.

It stinks. So smelly.

Are you going to work?

- Ah, yes.
- You must be going on a business trip.

- Well, sort of...
- Let me do it— oh!

I'm sorry. It's just that there's this strange smell...

It's like something rotting...

Oh, no, no!

This is a secret.

This smell is mine.

My body odor is quite strong.

I haven't been able to shower for a few days and... phew wee!

It's terribly potent.

Ah, yes. But still, I should–

Just leave it be. I'll do it.

- But, still— - No!

Can't you please just leave it and go? Please?

Then have a safe trip.

This is not right.

Oh my.

[Lucifer Entertainment]

Don't breathe with your nose.

Secretary Ma, take care of the thing inside.

- Shall I kill it?
- It's already dead.

Then shall I throw it away?

No, if you just— ugh.

If you just throw it out as is, it will just crawl out and roam about.

It came alive thanks to Sam Jang's blood, so tell her to take care of it.

- That's everything. Please confirm.
- Okay.

Who is this?

Oh? Yes, I know.

Where did you say you were?

Excuse me? Alright, I'll be right out.

Han Joo, someone is here to see me out front so I need to step out for a bit.

Yes, go ahead.

Thank you for your time today. I'll see you on the moving day. Take care.

Yes. Thank you for your hard work.

- See you next month.
- Yes.

I wonder who came to see her?

Huh?

Oh my God. Our CEO is doing a duet with PK?!

CEO!

O-Outside, th-that was PK, right? The PK?

Yes. It looks like I'm going to have to go out for a while to do some work for Lucifer Entertainment.

For a Lucifer Entertainment event?

With PK?

Well, yes.

Wow. From what I saw earlier, the bag of equipment is huge!

It must be a really big event.

Are you going somewhere far? A countryside event? An overseas concert?

This is my first time so I don't know how far I'll be going or how long it'll take.

I'll come back soon, so take care of the real estate business for me until then.

Aigoo, don't you worry one bit about that.

Honestly when I heard that you were going to events,

I thought you'd be going to some regional celebratory event.

But an event with PK? Wow, salute! Salute! Salute!

We'll let you out at a suitable location, so Sam Jang, burn her yourself and get rid of her.

How could you say something so horrific?

Him?

Ah, he's also a demon.

Hello.

She said she doesn't know how she was killed, right? What a shame.

It really is. Her family could be looking for her

but they won't be able to find her body.

She'll remain a missing person forever.

Jeo Pal Gye, let's not burn her yet.

We should at least find out her name so she will know who she is.

She's a possessed corpse. A zombie! Don't you get that?

If you leave her be, she'll slowly start turning into an evil spirit.

Since she revived because of your blood,

you have to be the one to eliminate her before she turns.

And, the smell is perfectly awful.

Let's try to figure it out before she turns into an evil spirit and if we can't figure it out, we'll burn her then.

And if we can't figure it out, we'll burn her then.

I ask of you, Jeo Pal Gye.

Is this my chance?

Please? Jeo Pal Gye?

I'm sorry I'm smelly.

Since we're in a tight situation, we're going to need you to freeze her so she stays fresh instead of rotting.

Ah, Sam Jang, this is Winter General.

Hello, I'm Jin Seon Mi.

I've heard a lot about you from the Great Sage.

Please do us this favor.

Then I'll try freezing her.

Wait just a minute! She will need to walk around so you don't need to completely freeze her.

It would be quite difficult to maneuver when you're frozen solid.

Then how about doing the equivalent of a crunch, thin ice mode of a kimchi fridge?

Just enough to keep her fresh and alive.

Yes, of course.

Now, then. It's going to get cold.

I see that Oppa did a good job adjusting your body temperature so it won't rot anymore.

She's speckled with cuts and scrapes everywhere so use your make-up to cover them up.

It should be possible with your make-up skills.

Ah, Sam Jang. This is Summer Fairy, Winter General's younger sister.

Hello, I'm Jin Seon Mi.

Oh my, Jin Seon Mi, you're much too boring. Too sombre.

I'll need to give you some make-up and add a little color to you.

Well, that is true.

But today, we didn't come for her, but for that girl over there.

This one first, and not this one. I apologize.

Baby, come with me.

Is that person not the one from before?

No, they are completely different.

One body two souls. Winter General is the male and Summer Fairy is the female.

They're siblings. Brother and sister.

I see.

It's done.

Ta-da!

Pretty!

She looks normal now.

Thank you.

My eye fell out.

I told you to be careful.

We'll be right back after re-fixing her eye. Just the eye.

We're going to have to be careful in the future if we're going to take her around with us.

This towel that the zombie was wrapped in.

I asked Chairman Sa Oh Jeong to look into where it is from.

Kingdom?

That towel is from Kingdom Hotel's member-only sports club.

I'll make arrangements for you to be able to get in.

[Kingdom]

Here.

There are many women in their twenties on the sports club membership list which Sa Oh Jeong provided.

If you were one of them, you would be quite rich.

It would be nice to be rich.

It's sad, but I have an appointment, so my companionship ends here.

Sam Jang, you need to treat me to a drink for what you owe me from today.

Save my phone number.

Bye.

Bu Ja, you too. Bye bye! (Bu Ja means rich girl)

Are you going to call me Bu Ja from now on?

Yes. Until we find your real name, let's call you Bu Ja since it has a nice vibe.

It would be great if we can find out who you are here. Let's go, Bu Ja.

Pardon? This girl is a member here?

This is my first time seeing her though.

I heard you're the instructor who has been here the longest.

Do you really not know her at all?

I'm sorry, but I don't know her.

If you're not a member, then you can't come here.

So how could you have had a towel from here?

I'm sorry I don't remember.

Let's stay here for a while.

Someone who recognizes you might come by.

Okay.

Are you alright?

Yes, she's fine.

Are you alright?

Be careful. You can't let your eye fall out or break an ankle.

Rather than being out there, let's safely stay here.

Okay.

Yeah.

I keep losing weight.

Yeah. I can keep eating. Whipped cream.

You want to give it a try?

It's totally great!

Yeah. Hm?

What was that?

What?

Ah. You can't see them, huh? Stay seated here.

[Kingdom Fitness]

Wow. You really lost a lot. You look great!

Thanks to you.

Are you enjoying the effects?

Is it a parasite living off that woman?

I should call him.

I'm the Great Sage, the equal of heaven.

I'm not someone who should be cleaning up after a mere human all day.

Will he get mad if I call him for something like this?

Miss, are you all right after hurting your foot before?

Are you all right?

Miss?

She must be dead!

Whatever. I should call him when I see something like this.

- Son Oh— - There's a dead person!

Someone died! Hurry!

Bu Ja!

Bu Ja! Wake up! Bu Ja!

Unni, I dozed for a little while.

Get up quickly and let's leave. Quickly.

A person died.

A female member was hurt using the exercise equipment and she was lying here, so I came by.

When I came, she was dead...

What's this?

There was a dead girl here though.

Ajusshi, I think you were very tired.

Get your head on straight, okay?

Not at all.

Go on home.

[Congratulations on getting your own house, Hyungnim Son Oh Gong
Younger brother Sa Oh Jeong]

- Welcome.
- Hyungnim.

The lawyer took care of the joint ownership registration of this house without any problems.

You found a good house. Congratulations.

Good job.

Now that it's my house, you can come often without tip toeing around Ma Wang.

Will Ma Wang continue to stay with you here?

He's got no other place to go. I told him I'd take him in.

You can take off your coat and hang it there.

Yes.

Yo, Oh Jeong. I also came to congratulate Hyungnim Oh Gong.

Jeo Pal Gye was here as well.

Oh Jeong, come here too and sit.

May I start doing chores first, Hyungnim?

Yes, if it pleases you.

Thank you.

As expected, because Oh Jeong touched the family home, everything sparkles.

Thank you for your acknowledgement, Hyungnim.

Then from now on, Oh Jeong will do all the housekeeping?

For all this time, it was Ma Wang's house so I couldn't come in,

but now it's Hyungnim's home, so of course, I will come and look after him.

You have said that more than being a CEO,

sweeping, wiping, organizing, and cleaning up are your greatest joys.

You must be happy to have found something to do.

May I take out the curtains and the carpet and dry them when it's nice and sunny out?

Do as you wish.

I've got a message saying she brought the zombie here.

Me, too. Tell her I'm coming down to get her.

Okay.

What is it? Who's that from?

Ah yes, it's Sam Jang.

You chat with her on KakaoTalk?

Yes. She sent a message saying that she's out front with the possessed corpse.

Then why did Pal Gye get a KakaoTalk message at the same time?

It's a group chat room.

A group chat room?

Sam Jang made a group chat with us to be able to talk about the possessed corpse situation.

A group chat? With only you three?

Winter General and the Summer Fairy are also part of it.

So any old dog or cow is included.

There's no cow but there is a dog.

Secretary Ma got an invite too?!

If a dog is there, then it's practically the same as the cow being there, too!

She said she has to consult with us about the possessed corpse.

Sure. Have lots of discussions.

Shall I add you?

No way. Why would I join such an annoying chat group?

I'm the Great Sage, the equal of heaven. Don't even think about adding me there.

I'm back.

Didn't she come together with Sam Jang?

She left already. Take a seat.

Hyungnim, shouldn't you go and see her?

Why would I go see her? I've no business with her.

Hyungnim, doesn't the zombie look clean now?

We did some work on her at Sam Jang's request.

Thanks to them all, I don't stink anymore.

Sa Oh Jeong, isn't the name we gave her pretty good?

Yes. You picked a fun one.

Thank you for giving me a name.

She has a name now? What is it?

I told you. In the group chat.

He's not in the group chat.

What?

Sam Jang didn't invite him, huh?

Shall I add you?

How dare you try to invite me? Don't add me. Add me and you die.

Don't mind me and just check your phones.

Hurry.

That... that is, Summer Fairy uploaded a funny story.

It was funny, Sa Oh Jeong!

You should have agreed with me there.

You have no common sense!

Gosh. I'm speechless.

[Chat with friends]

How could everyone but me have gotten an invite?

I wasn't even this miserable when I got kicked out of heaven.

All this over a stupid group chat...

[Death From Losing Weight, "Anorexia"]

Two young girls who recently died from anorexia were both members here.

Just as I thought, is what I saw today actually really dangerous?

Do I need to go there again?

Going alone is kind of scary.

I lose weight even if I eat so much like this. This is so great!

Yum!

[To: Han Byeol, PK]

Thank you, CEO. My daughter really loves PK.

If you need anything else, tell me anytime.

Then, the next time you do an event with PK,

can my daughter come along with you to watch?

I'm sorry but it's a private event that can't be made public.

I guess it must be some kind of secret party stage that only really special people can attend then.

Yes, it's seriously special.

Just getting autographs is good enough for me.

My daughter will love these.

Oh, these...

This picture isn't for me. It's for my wife.

My wife asked me to print these using the company's color printer so I have them.

I keep on losing weight. I can keep eating.

Whipped cream.

It's a picture stimulator for dieting.

My wife sticks them in front of the scale.

Diet stimulator?

She sticks these pictures and whenever she weighs herself, she gets angry, annoyed, then sighs

and gets really stressed out.

Sounds great. If I get to work with Lucifer Entertainment, it'll be a great honor.

You're extremely skinny. You're not suffering from some kind of eating disorder, are you?

Even though I eat, I don't gain weight.

How could that be possible?

Are you taking drugs or getting surgeries done on yourself?

No, no! To tell the truth, I got a diet tattoo from someone my friend introduced me to.

It might just be a psychological thing, but I really don't gain weight anymore.

Just as Sam Jang suspected, it's a glutton.

It lives off of a tattoo on their bodies.

Then we just need to get rid of the tattoo on her.

This girl isn't the only one in danger.

There must be an evil spirit that is spreading the gluttons by making those tattoos.

If we don't get rid of it, the gluttons will continue to spread.

So we need to find the evil spirit who is drawing those tattoos.

From now on, you will need to find it.

M-Me?

That evil spirit approaches people by recognizing current society's strong desire to not gain weight.

We've never had such a desire

so it will not approach us.

So you will need to do it.

But I've never had that kind of desire before either.

Why are you being like this?

I've only thought that for my health's sake, it's not good to gain weight.

Are you kidding?

Will you keep this up?

All right. What does gluttonous lump have to do?

What the? Why is it so cold inside the house?

All of the boilers are turned off.

Air conditioner? Who the heck turns on the air conditioner in the middle of winte— was it you?

Since it was too warm, I turned the air conditioning on.

Winter General told me I have to stay in a crunch, thin ice mode to keep my body from rotting.

Is my house a kimchi fridge?

I can't bear the cold at all. Hurry and turn the boiler on and the air conditioner off!

Just give it here.

Then what about me?

I will rot and smell.

Just go into the fridge, then you'll be just fine.

Hey. Allowing a girl that's supposed to be in a coffin to stay in a fridge instead

- is giving you a life of luxury.
- Yes.

You there, Zombie. Did you buy yourself a phone?

Sa Oh Jeong-nim gave it to me.

In all my life, I've never seen a zombie as luxurious as you.

I'm not just a zombie; I have a name.

I don't want to know the name that you all came up with by yourselves.

(Kakao Talk signal)

Everyone's at Summer Fairy's place.

Everyone?

What the? Did you get an invitation to the group chat too?

Yes.

Kakao. Kakao.

Why is it so noisy? Go message them in the fridge!

Sam Jang said she will chase down an evil spirit.

What? By herself?

Kakao. Kakao.

Hand it over.

[Unni Sam Jang: A glutton appeared at Club Heaven!!]

Are you going to go to Unni?

Forget it. I didn't even get an invitation.

Your name is Bu Ja?

Yes. Since I have Unni's blood in me I'm taking her last name.

So my full name is Jin Bu Ja.

Hey, you're my minion since I'm the one who woke you up.

I'm the one who sent Sam Jang's blood flying. Me!

I heard. Coincidentally Unni called your name on the mountain

where I woke up from the dead.

Then instead of Jin Bu Ja,

- should I go by the name Son Bu Ja?
- Son Bu Ja?

No, stick with Jin Bu Ja.

Thank you.

Regardless, Unni is the most special to me, so I preferred Jin Bu Ja, too.

I only said that because I don't like the sound of Son Bu Ja.

I bet Sam Jang must be happy as a lark to have her own special Jin Bu Ja.

But you are the most special person to her.

Stop kidding, I didn't even get invited to the group chat.

For me, I've got KakaoTalk

but you have your own one-to-one direct line with her.

With that, she can call you directly, one-to-one.

You're right. There's no reason be invited to the group chat.

Since we have a special one-to-one bond.

She says she went to the club right now.

Club?

She calls people well on that group chat,

yet why won't she call me directly?

Always wearing black clothes.

Should I have brought that guy with me?

I don't save anyone but you.

I feel like I keep gaining weight these days.

I want to die.

Oh my, hello there.

- Who are you?
- You're a member of Kingdom Fitness Center, aren't you?

I saw you there a few times while I was working out.

- Is that so?
- But every time I see you...

You seem to keep getting thinner and thinner.

No matter how much I eat, I don't gain any weight.

Not gaining any weight no matter how much you eat,

I'm very jealous.

Should I make that happen for you?

That must be the glutton Sam Jang is after.

I hear there's a bug on your tattoo.

Are you hitting on me right now?

No, it's just that there's a bug on you.

So where is this so-called bug?

Right here.

I ate all that food but why do I feel so low in energy?

That's because all this time you weren't the one that was eating.

Woah, woah. Get a hold of yourself.

Just where is Sam Jang?

There she is.

Wow, it's a dress today?

What's wrong with her?

Hey, Jin Seon Mi.

- Oh, Son Oh Gong!
- That's the name you should have called for earlier.

In the meantime, that glutton attached itself to you.

I figured out where the evil spirit spreading the gluttons is.

Let's get the glutton that's on you off first.

Wait! You really don't need to get rid of him right now though.

Let me eat just a little longer.

Let me eat as much as I want while I can do so without gaining weight.

Until when?

Let me eat as much I want for just one week and then get rid of him.

Just 3 days then. After 3 days I'll be sure to let you get rid of him.

Then at least let me finish all thi...

Let's go. Hurry and get up already.

It's true that the start of all this is the diet tattoo.

This is the business card of the tattoo artist.

However, it turns out this person has a second job.

Here.

[Kingdom]

Instructor, I only have 15 days left until my wedding but I'm not losing any weight despite how much I run.

Then would like you like to try the tattoo?

The diet tattoo that's all the rage these days?

Would you like to try it out?

Instructor.

This is it, right?

Yes. It's the tattoo I gave the members here in exchange for money.

Did someone report me for fraud?

Do you think that giving diet tattoos is fraud?

I acknowledge that it is a lie.

Still, perhaps due to a placebo effect, there were many people who really lost weight.

So you're just a con artist.

I will report this to the police.

That woman just drew tattoos for money.

She didn't insert the glutton into it.

Then, where do you think it came from?

The weak minds of humans who want to hang onto even the most ridiculous lies.

Instructor, I only have 15 days left until my wedding but I'm not losing any weight despite how much I run.

If I didn't lose any weight, I'm going to die.

[In body examination]

[Weight 50.2 kg
Muscle mass 22.1
Body fat percentage 10.6]

I really want to die.

It went up again.

Why isn't it going down?

I'm really going to go crazy. Should I throw up?

[Weight 101.6 kg
Muscle mass 33.4
Body fat percentage 41.8]

[Weight 90.5 kg
Muscle mass 33.5
Body fat percentage 27.8]

[Weight 156.8 kg
Muscle mass 83.2
Body fat percentage 57.5]

Don't stuff any food down starting from tomorrow!

This is driving me crazy!

Should I throw up?

Why am I not losing any weight? Why?

I want to die.

Why?!

You'll be in danger if you stay there! Come down!

What the heck?

What I was looking for was you.

Don't interfere.

Humans came to me on their own will.

I just fulfill their wishes.

You merely dug into a person's weak mind.

Do you think you can get rid of me?

Then you will need to kill this woman first.

Since I won't be moving an inch from here!

No. You're going to come to me.

Come here.

Son Oh Gong!

Take care of the woman.

I can't leave my place.

Ma Wang, these are the pictures Sam Jang shared in the group chat.

She finished it well.

Sam Jang's pretty good.

You're going to get the points you need in no time, Ma Wang.

The humans' negative feelings keep creating evil spirits.

I worry that those feelings will actually make this world into a real hell.

Is that why you sent Sam Jang here?

Because soon the world might really open the gates of hell?

Is Sam Jang a sacrificial offering

to stop those gates of hell from opening?

The jar's going to overflow soon.

Hey, I told you bleeding is really dangerous.

If I'm not protecting you by your side right now, you'd already be dead.

You know that?

Let's take a look.

Why are you treating it with medicine? Treat it with magic!

Just like before, go swish-swoosh and make it heal right up.

Do you think going swish-swoosh to heal it is that easy?

What I did earlier was super tiring, you know.

You go around boasting about being the Great Sage, the equal of heaven, but you're nothing much after all.

Since you are such an amazing person, I couldn't just call you.

You couldn't just call me?

That means you wanted to, right?

You wanted to see me?

If you missed me that much, why did you hold back?

I'm not saying I wanted to see you, I'm saying I felt burdened.

You are the Great Sage, and I'm a human who doesn't amount to much.

And I'm sorry for using Geumganggo to tie you down.

Oh? "If you're sorry, take this off!" is what I thought you would say, but you're not saying anything?

Because even if you don't remove it, it's definitely going to come off. Someday.

Until then, I will love you without any burden on my heart.

This love that's bound to end and disappear without a trace,

I'm just going to pour it onto you like crazy.

End and disappear?

Of course. My feelings are fake anyway.

I'll be done and you'll be alone again.

Until then, I'll be by your side.

I love you, Jin Seon Mi.

Hey Bu Ja, you should be eating sacrificial offerings right now,

but you're eating our Oh Jeong's homemade food.

You're really living the good life.

I really am.

I'm really curious if I got to eat good food like this when I was alive, too.

Bu Ja, did you sleep in the fridge last night?

It stinks a bit again.

I'm trying to keep my temperature down, but Son Oh Gong kept turning up the boiler so I had to.

Hey, the girl is rotting. Turn the boiler down.

I was born from a volcano. Have you any idea how cold it is in here for me right now?

If you have such a problem with it, then you can find a room and leave. Turn up the boiler there!

Why should I?

Hey, Bu Ja. Forget about that crunch, thin ice mode business

and just go in the fridge over there and freeze yourself nice and hard.

When spring comes and the weather warms, I'll take you out to thaw. All good now?

Good grief, this cold-hearted nut job...

Bu Ja, you'll melt if you cry. Don't cry, okay?

What'd I do? What?

This is my house. If you have any complaints, get out! Geez!

KakaoTalk.

Kakao. Kakao.

A text message has arrived.

Aigoo, more of that KakaoTalk business first thing in the morning.

What the? You also got invited to the group chat?

Yeah. Didn't you?

Shall I add you?

No. I mean, I'll just...

Ma Wang, Hyungnim hates group chats.

He said it's noisy and to not invite him.

Oh, he did? I shouldn't invite you?

No, I mean I dislike it. It's noisy, so of course I hate it.

But if you really want to add me...

I got it. I won't invite you.

Hyungnim, do you want more salad?

No! Forget it! I definitely won't eat it.

Very well, I definitely won't give you any.

Kakao. Kakao. A text message has arrived.

A text message has arrived. KakaoTalk.

KakaoTalk. Kakao. Kakao.

A text message has arrived. KakaoTalk.

We won't be noisy, so don't mind us.

KakaoTalk. Kakao. Kakao.

You all are seriously having some fun, aren't you?

A text message has arrived. KakaoTalk. Kakao. Kakao.

Today is New Year's Eve.

I hope that many of you will take part in the year-end party at the Summer Fairy's shop.

[Sa Oh Jeong: Okay.] [PK: Exciting!]

[Secretary Ma: I can come~!]
[Lucifer Entertainment: I can't come ㅠㅠ]

Welcome! The persimmons are delicious.

- I'll take some.
- Yes.

♫ My heart races at the look in your eyes ♫

♫ At your touch, here and there ♫

♫ I am wavering ♫

The purple color is very pretty. Here you go.

♫ With a few words from you, I get weak ♫

♫ When your body touches mine ♫

♫ I can't hold back a smile ♫

You're from that general store, aren't you?

Grandmother wants to see you. Let's go.

Me? How did you know I'd be here?

- Just follow me.
- Hold on.

This is the market in front of my house. It's really far from your shop.

[Pirun-dong 28]

Pirun-dong? How did we get here just like that?

Why are you acting like a naive human?

You should know the answer to that already.

[General Store]

Oh? This is that jar from before.

Did it break?

They said everything seen in here is a misfortune.

Looks like you've seen it all.

What did I just see?

A misfortune that's going to happen in the future.

Will what I saw really happen?

Preventing it from actually happening...

that's what Sam Jang's summons is.

Mm, that smell.

Why isn't Sam Jang here yet?

I know, right?

I've got to steal her heart before the year ends.

There are only three minutes left till the new year. Think you can do it?

She said she's running late, so I suppose she will be here after the bell striking ceremony.

But that bell can only be hit by someone who comes from an influential family, right?

That's right. This year, that man is the first in line.

He's good-looking. Is he a celebrity?
[11 civilian representatives participating in bell striking ceremony]

Kang Dae Seong, a professor of Department of History at Korea University. In three minutes, he will be 45 years old.

He's being mentioned as a race runner.

Race runner?

Is he an athlete?

Presidential race. Not some sport but the presidential election, you ignorant pig.

I-I... I know that, of course! The president!

I was just trying to be funny.

You're so damn (pun on the word dog) frustrating. Don't you know what a joke is?

Now, now. Please stop it, you two.

Even in the heavenly realm, they're keeping an eye on Kang Dae Seong.

Then I should become close friends with him when we meet.

I know this person.
[First bell striker Kang Dae Seong, a professor of history at Korea University]

I saw him.

Did you remember something?

Where did you see him?

Ah, so you saw him recently, huh?

I thought it was a memory from before you died.

You must have remembered him because he's so handsome.

Even his name is an edge to it. Kang Dae Seong.

Kang Dae Seong...

Oh! He's ringing the bell now!

Three, two, one. Happy New Year!

Wow, then how old are you, Secretary Ma?

Be quiet, Pig.

I'm 10,400 years old.

- Drink up, drink up.
- It's disgusting. Ugh.

2979, 2980, 2981, 2982, 2983.

2.9.8.3.

When my drinking ban is over, you're the first one I'm drinking!

Son Oh Gong.

She called.

Are you a new person because it's a new year?

It hasn't even been a minute since the new year started and you already called.

Yeah. The situation changed.

What changed?

I saw the world getting destroyed.

Sam Jang saw the gates of Hell being opened on Earth?

Sam Jang received the summons, that's all.

Is one mere human able to stop that?

Well, that's why we put Son Oh Gong by her side.

Then I should change the question I asked you before.

The offering that needs to be made to prevent the gates of Hell from opening...

is it Sam Jang or is it Son Oh Gong?

Son Oh Gong, I... no Sam Jang needs to do a very amazing thing.

You said you didn't want to protect insignificant little humans, right?

Now that I've seen it, being worthy of the great protection of the Great Sage, the equal of heaven,

is how incredibly important of a person I actually am.

That's quite some honor.

- You are awfully strong, right?
- Yes.

No matter what happens to me, you'll always stay beside me, right?

That's what I keep saying.

Then that's enough.

Then I can do it.

Son Oh Gong, the Great Sage, the equal of heaven, protect me until the end.

♫ When I saw you ♫

♫ I think only about you ♫

♫ When I love you ♫

Alright. Even if the world falls apart,

I'll protect you.

♫ I will ♫

♫ I wish you next, just as we are ♫

♫ Can I go back ♫

♫ When I saw you ♫

♫ Always behind of you ♫

♫ Always behind of you ♫

[Hwayugi]

What kind of trick do you think you're playing by acting innocent?

- Because I love you.
- I guess I should love you.

Why are you doing this? It's making my heart flutter. Ah, I love, love.

I think I'll end up liking you who says you love me.

We may never know what kinds of scandalous secrets some people may be hiding.

- What is this?!
- It was you.

If you're in a dangerous situation, call for Son Oh Gong.

- Son Oh Gong.
- Jin Seon Mi! Open your eyes! I said open your eyes!

I shouldn't be doing this.

Jin Seon Mi!