A Kind of Spark (2023–…): Season 1, Episode 3 - The Witch List - full transcript
I know rules are difficult with
your condition.
I can discuss it with your
mum and dad.
Addie, look.
Giving my autistic sister
a makeover?
Take it down!
I won't.
Council meeting starts in a minute.
Audrey said she'd meet me
right here.
Hey, Dad.
Thank you, Adeline,
for that presentation.
Where would we find money
for a witch memorial?
Motion denied!
Let the witches go.
We don't want another Battle
of Killiecrankie, do we?
No.
It's started.
People turning on each other.
Giving names to the Witch Hunter.
Trying to save themselves
by accusing others.
This is all very helpful, Mrs Ross.
Oh, and keep an eye on
Elspeth Munro.
She's an uppity madam who think
she's above the rest of us.
Thank you for coming in.
DOORBELL RINGS
Audrey.
You...you didn't come
to the meeting.
Hi.
And, uh, yeah.
No, erm...
I'm sorry.
Something sort of came up.
Oh. How did it go?
Terrible. They said no.
Oh, I'm so sorry, Addie.
No, I knew it would be like that.
All sort of cold and
slippery feeling.
Like you can't get in, like glass.
LAUGHING: You've got something
in your hair.
Hold still.
Oh.
Elspeth Munro?
She lived here in the village.
I'm making a list.
Addie? Sh!
Nina's filming.
NINA: The way I see it,
with the proper hydration,
you shouldn't need foundation
at all.
LAPTOP PINGS
"Your sister doesn't even
look autistic."
OK.
Let's talk about the life-changing
cream blush I picked up today.
I know, it's a lot.
My mum says it's the Battle of
Killiecrankie all over again.
The battle of what now?
Oh, Keedie got fixated
on this battle once.
That's the painting she'd go to see
at the museum.
Pretty intense.
Anyway, here's the list.
I'm sorry about the handwriting.
Miss Murphy says it needs
a lot of work.
I like it. It's distinctive.
So, these are all witches?
The were real women, Audrey.
Real people.
Maggie wrote a lot about them.
She noticed things.
And this is where they lived?
Well, most of the buildings are
gone, but some of the street names
have stayed the same.
You should show this to people.
No. This is just for me.
But all this stuff makes it
personal. It'll make them care.
Make them understand.
PHONE PINGS
Market Way. Hey, that's my road!
Let's go.
Oh. New friend?
No idea. It takes a while
and it's quite confusing.
See, I thought Jenna was my friend,
and look what happened there.
I'm Audrey.
Nice to meet you, Audrey. I'm...
DOOR OPENS
..just her dad. Don't mind me.
You can see me, right?
I thought it was Keedie.
Oh, she said she'd be out
for the day.
I wish you two could just say sorry.
She's the one who should be
apologising.
Ba ba ba, ba ba ba, ba ba ba, ba!
STUDENTS REPEAT WARM-UPS
On D! Da da da, da da da,
da da da, da!
THEY REPEAT
On G! Ga ga ga, ga ga ga,
ga ga ga, ga!
Ga ga ga...
Carry on warming up.
I won't be long.
You made it, finally.
When the secretary said
Saturday, I...
Well, I thought it was a joke.
A joke? Well...
..who books a telling-off
at the weekend, right?
This isn't a telling-off,
Mrs Darrow.
I just want to help.
Erm, so, what do you think
of Juniper?
It's so quiet.
Back home, there were always
noises at night.
Cars, sirens,
people coming home late.
The silence here is so...
..loud.
Well, erm, Mr Moon sometimes
gets drunk
and sings on our street corner
at night,
which is quite loud.
If you like loud.
Oh...
Right, this way.
Elspeth Munro's dwelling was on
the northerly edge of Market Way.
That's my house there. Hmm.
Looks pretty northerly to me.
It's a mess.
But come in if you want.
Mum?
I don't think I'd like
to move house.
We didn't really have time
to think about it.
Mum said we were coming here, and...
..well, here we are.
I left my drawing pens.
My dad said he's going to send them
when he gets round to it.
That's my mum. She grew up here.
Said it already feels like home.
Which is nice - for her.
Oh.
And your dad didn't come?
Uh, yeah...
Anyways, Elspeth. Right, yeah.
So, Maggie's family bought
all their food
from Elspeth's stall in the market.
Her stuff was the best,
and everyone knew it.
What went wrong?
Well, a man from the neighbouring
village asked her to marry him.
I would make a good husband.
We're better as friends.
ADDIE: But Elspeth didn't need
to marry anyone.
She was fine on her own.
Then the rumours started.
People stopped coming to her store.
Said that her milk was curdled
and her meat never stayed fresh.
The farm started to fall apart.
She had to cut corners.
And then...
someone got poisoned.
She was accused of witchcraft
by her neighbour and arrested.
Just for trying to do her own thing.
Oh.
My mum always lights a candle to
remember my gran on her birthday.
Maybe we could... I don't know.
We could light a candle to remember
Elspeth tonight.
I don't know. It just feels right.
Doesn't it? Yeah.
Yeah, it does.
Maybe other people will want
to light a candle
to remember the witches, too.
BOTH: Candle for your witch?
Oh. No, thank you.
A candle for your witch?
No, thank you.
DOG BARKS LOUDLY
Would you like a...?
No, thank you.
She lived in your house
and was accused of witchcraft.
Oh, not witches!
I've got this problem with cows
coming into my back field.
Not today, thanks.
Come on!
Why do I even have to come?
Because if your silly little brain
would stop getting things tangled,
we wouldn't have to be returning
the uniform, would we?
PHONE PINGS
Addie?
What on earth are you doing
down there?
Did you know a witch used to
live in your house?
What?
It's amazing, isn't it?
Were you spying on me?
Why would we spy on you?
So, I didn't get into the academy.
OK?
Big deal.
I've heard it's really competitive.
Yeah, it's for losers.
You'd fit right in.
Emily, this uniform won't
return itself.
Oh, I saw your video
on Nina's channel.
Nina said it got a lot of views.
Oh, yes.
And a lot of comments.
People can be so mean.
Can't they?
Candle for your witch.
You seem cool, Audrey.
I get it.
It's hard coming to a new place.
You get one chance to pick
the right friends.
A couple of wrong moves later,
and you're selling candles
door to door with the local weirdo.
It's not too late.
OK, then.
Right, next stop is through
the woods.
Adeline is such a unique child.
Unique is the word. Mm.
We're very proud of her.
You should be.
And she has certainly been
keeping me on my toes.
I realise her first day was
a bit of a mess.
Adeline had a very strong reaction
to the class topic.
Witches.
And since then, I've noticed some
telltale signs of hyper fixation.
I've asked her to tone it down.
I'm just worried about what
will happen next term
when we start a new topic.
Oh, I'm sure she'll be able
to move on.
But would it not be better...
..kinder for her to be somewhere
where there's time and space
for her to embrace her interests?
Uh...
There's a wonderful
specialist school.
Just a few miles from here.
Addie wants to go here -
with her friends, with Jenna.
We don't have the resources for
yet another child with autism.
Autism isn't something you have.
It's something you ARE. She is.
Addie is dealing with a different
neurological reality,
a cognitive difference.
She needs structure and support
and kindness.
We want her to have a better school
experience than our other daughter.
Well, you've made your position
clear.
And my drama group are waiting.
Let's review things at
the end of term, shall we?
I still haven't figured out
whether to put Maggie
on the witch list or not.
Mr Patterson said there are gaps
in the record.
She was definitely accused,
but there was no trial.
Maybe it was vigilantes?
People taking the law into
their own hands.
Maybe.
I want to know what happened
to her really badly.
I'm just...
scared of what I might find out.
Come on, let's do the last one.
Worry about Maggie another time.
Mistress Ross is in the jail giving
names to the Witch Hunter.
Sh!
They've got Liz Dryden in the cells
and their man just arrested
Elspeth Munro.
The pretty girl from the market?
Apparently, she's been trying to
poison us all with black magic.
No...
What's going on?
Beggar, miss. Excuse me?
I can deal with it.
On your way!
I know what you're talking about.
I want to help.
What?
By making a turnip out of yourself
in front of the council again?
At least I had the courage
to speak up.
Well, meanwhile, the rest of us
have the brains to keep quiet.
Does she always speak to you
like this? Often.
You might want to find a new maid.
I'm glad she speaks her mind.
We all should.
It's the only way we can fight
this chaos.
Listen, there are others in the
village who share our feelings.
Now, THAT really is a witch's house.
Who lived here?
Uh, Liz Dryden.
Mad Liz? Right.
She was a healer, but her neighbours
made up all this stuff about her.
They said she would shapeshift into
an owl and fly through the woods
looking for souls to enchant
and lead to their doom. Oh...
Ah! Ah!
Come back here!
What is that?
Ernest!
Ernest is a free-range tortoise.
He should be able to roam without
being flattened by nosy children!
Sorry, Mrs Jensen.
We won't trouble you again.
Wait.
You're the Darrow girl.
The one who was trying to
get that memorial.
We haven't given up.
They won't ever say yes.
Why?
Because that's not a past
to be proud of.
It's not pretty. It's not nice.
They like nice things here
in Juniper.
Being nice is more important
than being good.
Aren't they the same thing?
What do you think?
They're not the same.
You don't want to get on the wrong
side of Juniper Council, believe me.
I'd give up now if I were you.
Good day.
So, this village definitely
isn't into witches, huh?
Great to have that confirmed.
People always say I can't do things.
The doctor said I'd never speak.
The health care worker said
I'd never be able to go
to school with "normal" children.
Even my parents,
the twins...
..they think I can't cope.
I know they mean well...
but it doesn't change that.
And now everyone thinks
I can't get this memorial.
But I know I can.
You can. I'll help.
What?
Well, it's just you said that
last time,
and then you didn't come
to the meeting.
And I know that you said
something came up,
but you didn't say what...
Well...
Emily said it wasn't too late
for you to make friends
with some "normal" kids, so...
Normal kids are boring.
I like you, Addie.
You're...
..unexpected.
So, does that mean we're friends?
Friends. Come here.
Oh...
Not much of a hugger, then.
I am.
With some people. Sometimes.
That's cool.
Right, I'm going to go
and type this up.
THEY LAUGH
Sorry, Maggie.
You're still a mystery.
LAPTOP CHIMES
I don't come to Nina's channel
for stuff like this.
Look, I know autistic people, yeah?
They just flap their hands
and do maths really fast.
That girl is weird,
but she's NOT autistic.
Now do you see why I'm mad at her?
Cos she knows.
She knows what people are like,
especially online.
She knows how...
ugly it gets.
She should never have exposed you
to it. She just didn't think.
Well, she should have.
Please...
Please don't push her away.
I'm not pushing.
We're just both...
moving in opposite directions.
Maybe it's for the best.
How did it go with Murphy?
Oh...
She's just so horribly...
reasonable.
Are you sure we're doing
the right thing?
I don't know if I can keep
fighting like this.
And now Nina and Keedie are
at each other's throats.
It'll settle, Bess.
It always does.
DOORBELL RINGS
Are you expecting someone?
Are YOU?
NINA: I'll get it!
Bess, there's a male of the
species at the front door!
I said I'd get it!
You left this at my house.
What was she doing at your house?
Revising.
Really hard.
I'm Frank, you see.
Nina's, uh, boyfriend.
Right.
We don't allow Nina to have
boyfriends.
DOOR BANGS
I'm just kidding.
JAMES LAUGHS
She can have as many as she likes.
Isn't that right, Bess?
Absolutely.
Although, I'm sure she's very happy
with just the one - for now.
You'll stay for dinner?
Keedie, no sauce.
Addie, smooth sauce.
Nina!
JAMES HUMS TO HIMSELF
Bess, James.
All'arrabbiata con James. Mwah!
Frank?
I'm fine with anything.
There you go, mate.
This is very nice.
Thank you, Frank.
Did you know about this
little arrangement?
Yeah, of course.
Can't hide anything in this village.
I wasn't hiding anything.
I feel cheated.
I mean, seems like a nice lad.
Then again, appearances
can be deceiving.
More cheese?
Thank you, yeah.
Addie, how was your day?
Erm...
What?
You were with Audrey, right?
Oh.
Erm, yes.
We've been making a witch list.
That sounds...
I'm sorry. What?
Oh. Erm...
It's a list of witches.
Juniper had lots.
I thought we were going
to let that go...
So, I've got 25 so far.
Oh, maybe 26.
I don't know whether to include
Maggie or not.
You see, she was accused of
witchcraft, but there was no trial,
and no-one really knows
what happened to her.
And there's nothing, really,
in any books or online, so...
You want the census records.
They're in the university library.
Well, you can't just pop in to
the university library, can you?
My dad works there. Really?
Really? James.
I could take you.
If that's OK?
I was going to head into town,
anyway,
to get a certain someone
a birthday present.
Wow, Frank. That's so kind of you!
Oh... See, I meant Nina, but, erm...
Oh. Uh, twins. Of course.
So, erm, plans?
You should do something together.
You can have a party.
I-I don't think so.
JAMES: Oh, I do love a party.
BESS: The girls prefer to celebrate
separately.
No, but this is different.
16 is a big deal.
You change.
Or people say you change.
I definitely did.
Went to bed a child and...
..woke up a man.
THEY ALL LAUGH
Come on, it'll be fun.
I don't think...
I'm not really...
Please.
Keeds?
I'm in if you are.
Yes!
I'll DJ.
ALL: No.
They're nice.
They're embarrassing.
I like them.
I had fun.
See you tomorrow.
Elspeth Munro.
Jean Abbott.
Mary Campbell. Rue McCready.
Lillian Addy.
Susan Young.
Isabel Kemp.
Elizabeth Dryden.
Juliet Monkford.
Anne Wenchurch.
Beatrice Desford.
Louise Aldwick.
Alison Appleby.
And Maggie...
Whatever happened to you,
I'm going to find out.
I promise.
your condition.
I can discuss it with your
mum and dad.
Addie, look.
Giving my autistic sister
a makeover?
Take it down!
I won't.
Council meeting starts in a minute.
Audrey said she'd meet me
right here.
Hey, Dad.
Thank you, Adeline,
for that presentation.
Where would we find money
for a witch memorial?
Motion denied!
Let the witches go.
We don't want another Battle
of Killiecrankie, do we?
No.
It's started.
People turning on each other.
Giving names to the Witch Hunter.
Trying to save themselves
by accusing others.
This is all very helpful, Mrs Ross.
Oh, and keep an eye on
Elspeth Munro.
She's an uppity madam who think
she's above the rest of us.
Thank you for coming in.
DOORBELL RINGS
Audrey.
You...you didn't come
to the meeting.
Hi.
And, uh, yeah.
No, erm...
I'm sorry.
Something sort of came up.
Oh. How did it go?
Terrible. They said no.
Oh, I'm so sorry, Addie.
No, I knew it would be like that.
All sort of cold and
slippery feeling.
Like you can't get in, like glass.
LAUGHING: You've got something
in your hair.
Hold still.
Oh.
Elspeth Munro?
She lived here in the village.
I'm making a list.
Addie? Sh!
Nina's filming.
NINA: The way I see it,
with the proper hydration,
you shouldn't need foundation
at all.
LAPTOP PINGS
"Your sister doesn't even
look autistic."
OK.
Let's talk about the life-changing
cream blush I picked up today.
I know, it's a lot.
My mum says it's the Battle of
Killiecrankie all over again.
The battle of what now?
Oh, Keedie got fixated
on this battle once.
That's the painting she'd go to see
at the museum.
Pretty intense.
Anyway, here's the list.
I'm sorry about the handwriting.
Miss Murphy says it needs
a lot of work.
I like it. It's distinctive.
So, these are all witches?
The were real women, Audrey.
Real people.
Maggie wrote a lot about them.
She noticed things.
And this is where they lived?
Well, most of the buildings are
gone, but some of the street names
have stayed the same.
You should show this to people.
No. This is just for me.
But all this stuff makes it
personal. It'll make them care.
Make them understand.
PHONE PINGS
Market Way. Hey, that's my road!
Let's go.
Oh. New friend?
No idea. It takes a while
and it's quite confusing.
See, I thought Jenna was my friend,
and look what happened there.
I'm Audrey.
Nice to meet you, Audrey. I'm...
DOOR OPENS
..just her dad. Don't mind me.
You can see me, right?
I thought it was Keedie.
Oh, she said she'd be out
for the day.
I wish you two could just say sorry.
She's the one who should be
apologising.
Ba ba ba, ba ba ba, ba ba ba, ba!
STUDENTS REPEAT WARM-UPS
On D! Da da da, da da da,
da da da, da!
THEY REPEAT
On G! Ga ga ga, ga ga ga,
ga ga ga, ga!
Ga ga ga...
Carry on warming up.
I won't be long.
You made it, finally.
When the secretary said
Saturday, I...
Well, I thought it was a joke.
A joke? Well...
..who books a telling-off
at the weekend, right?
This isn't a telling-off,
Mrs Darrow.
I just want to help.
Erm, so, what do you think
of Juniper?
It's so quiet.
Back home, there were always
noises at night.
Cars, sirens,
people coming home late.
The silence here is so...
..loud.
Well, erm, Mr Moon sometimes
gets drunk
and sings on our street corner
at night,
which is quite loud.
If you like loud.
Oh...
Right, this way.
Elspeth Munro's dwelling was on
the northerly edge of Market Way.
That's my house there. Hmm.
Looks pretty northerly to me.
It's a mess.
But come in if you want.
Mum?
I don't think I'd like
to move house.
We didn't really have time
to think about it.
Mum said we were coming here, and...
..well, here we are.
I left my drawing pens.
My dad said he's going to send them
when he gets round to it.
That's my mum. She grew up here.
Said it already feels like home.
Which is nice - for her.
Oh.
And your dad didn't come?
Uh, yeah...
Anyways, Elspeth. Right, yeah.
So, Maggie's family bought
all their food
from Elspeth's stall in the market.
Her stuff was the best,
and everyone knew it.
What went wrong?
Well, a man from the neighbouring
village asked her to marry him.
I would make a good husband.
We're better as friends.
ADDIE: But Elspeth didn't need
to marry anyone.
She was fine on her own.
Then the rumours started.
People stopped coming to her store.
Said that her milk was curdled
and her meat never stayed fresh.
The farm started to fall apart.
She had to cut corners.
And then...
someone got poisoned.
She was accused of witchcraft
by her neighbour and arrested.
Just for trying to do her own thing.
Oh.
My mum always lights a candle to
remember my gran on her birthday.
Maybe we could... I don't know.
We could light a candle to remember
Elspeth tonight.
I don't know. It just feels right.
Doesn't it? Yeah.
Yeah, it does.
Maybe other people will want
to light a candle
to remember the witches, too.
BOTH: Candle for your witch?
Oh. No, thank you.
A candle for your witch?
No, thank you.
DOG BARKS LOUDLY
Would you like a...?
No, thank you.
She lived in your house
and was accused of witchcraft.
Oh, not witches!
I've got this problem with cows
coming into my back field.
Not today, thanks.
Come on!
Why do I even have to come?
Because if your silly little brain
would stop getting things tangled,
we wouldn't have to be returning
the uniform, would we?
PHONE PINGS
Addie?
What on earth are you doing
down there?
Did you know a witch used to
live in your house?
What?
It's amazing, isn't it?
Were you spying on me?
Why would we spy on you?
So, I didn't get into the academy.
OK?
Big deal.
I've heard it's really competitive.
Yeah, it's for losers.
You'd fit right in.
Emily, this uniform won't
return itself.
Oh, I saw your video
on Nina's channel.
Nina said it got a lot of views.
Oh, yes.
And a lot of comments.
People can be so mean.
Can't they?
Candle for your witch.
You seem cool, Audrey.
I get it.
It's hard coming to a new place.
You get one chance to pick
the right friends.
A couple of wrong moves later,
and you're selling candles
door to door with the local weirdo.
It's not too late.
OK, then.
Right, next stop is through
the woods.
Adeline is such a unique child.
Unique is the word. Mm.
We're very proud of her.
You should be.
And she has certainly been
keeping me on my toes.
I realise her first day was
a bit of a mess.
Adeline had a very strong reaction
to the class topic.
Witches.
And since then, I've noticed some
telltale signs of hyper fixation.
I've asked her to tone it down.
I'm just worried about what
will happen next term
when we start a new topic.
Oh, I'm sure she'll be able
to move on.
But would it not be better...
..kinder for her to be somewhere
where there's time and space
for her to embrace her interests?
Uh...
There's a wonderful
specialist school.
Just a few miles from here.
Addie wants to go here -
with her friends, with Jenna.
We don't have the resources for
yet another child with autism.
Autism isn't something you have.
It's something you ARE. She is.
Addie is dealing with a different
neurological reality,
a cognitive difference.
She needs structure and support
and kindness.
We want her to have a better school
experience than our other daughter.
Well, you've made your position
clear.
And my drama group are waiting.
Let's review things at
the end of term, shall we?
I still haven't figured out
whether to put Maggie
on the witch list or not.
Mr Patterson said there are gaps
in the record.
She was definitely accused,
but there was no trial.
Maybe it was vigilantes?
People taking the law into
their own hands.
Maybe.
I want to know what happened
to her really badly.
I'm just...
scared of what I might find out.
Come on, let's do the last one.
Worry about Maggie another time.
Mistress Ross is in the jail giving
names to the Witch Hunter.
Sh!
They've got Liz Dryden in the cells
and their man just arrested
Elspeth Munro.
The pretty girl from the market?
Apparently, she's been trying to
poison us all with black magic.
No...
What's going on?
Beggar, miss. Excuse me?
I can deal with it.
On your way!
I know what you're talking about.
I want to help.
What?
By making a turnip out of yourself
in front of the council again?
At least I had the courage
to speak up.
Well, meanwhile, the rest of us
have the brains to keep quiet.
Does she always speak to you
like this? Often.
You might want to find a new maid.
I'm glad she speaks her mind.
We all should.
It's the only way we can fight
this chaos.
Listen, there are others in the
village who share our feelings.
Now, THAT really is a witch's house.
Who lived here?
Uh, Liz Dryden.
Mad Liz? Right.
She was a healer, but her neighbours
made up all this stuff about her.
They said she would shapeshift into
an owl and fly through the woods
looking for souls to enchant
and lead to their doom. Oh...
Ah! Ah!
Come back here!
What is that?
Ernest!
Ernest is a free-range tortoise.
He should be able to roam without
being flattened by nosy children!
Sorry, Mrs Jensen.
We won't trouble you again.
Wait.
You're the Darrow girl.
The one who was trying to
get that memorial.
We haven't given up.
They won't ever say yes.
Why?
Because that's not a past
to be proud of.
It's not pretty. It's not nice.
They like nice things here
in Juniper.
Being nice is more important
than being good.
Aren't they the same thing?
What do you think?
They're not the same.
You don't want to get on the wrong
side of Juniper Council, believe me.
I'd give up now if I were you.
Good day.
So, this village definitely
isn't into witches, huh?
Great to have that confirmed.
People always say I can't do things.
The doctor said I'd never speak.
The health care worker said
I'd never be able to go
to school with "normal" children.
Even my parents,
the twins...
..they think I can't cope.
I know they mean well...
but it doesn't change that.
And now everyone thinks
I can't get this memorial.
But I know I can.
You can. I'll help.
What?
Well, it's just you said that
last time,
and then you didn't come
to the meeting.
And I know that you said
something came up,
but you didn't say what...
Well...
Emily said it wasn't too late
for you to make friends
with some "normal" kids, so...
Normal kids are boring.
I like you, Addie.
You're...
..unexpected.
So, does that mean we're friends?
Friends. Come here.
Oh...
Not much of a hugger, then.
I am.
With some people. Sometimes.
That's cool.
Right, I'm going to go
and type this up.
THEY LAUGH
Sorry, Maggie.
You're still a mystery.
LAPTOP CHIMES
I don't come to Nina's channel
for stuff like this.
Look, I know autistic people, yeah?
They just flap their hands
and do maths really fast.
That girl is weird,
but she's NOT autistic.
Now do you see why I'm mad at her?
Cos she knows.
She knows what people are like,
especially online.
She knows how...
ugly it gets.
She should never have exposed you
to it. She just didn't think.
Well, she should have.
Please...
Please don't push her away.
I'm not pushing.
We're just both...
moving in opposite directions.
Maybe it's for the best.
How did it go with Murphy?
Oh...
She's just so horribly...
reasonable.
Are you sure we're doing
the right thing?
I don't know if I can keep
fighting like this.
And now Nina and Keedie are
at each other's throats.
It'll settle, Bess.
It always does.
DOORBELL RINGS
Are you expecting someone?
Are YOU?
NINA: I'll get it!
Bess, there's a male of the
species at the front door!
I said I'd get it!
You left this at my house.
What was she doing at your house?
Revising.
Really hard.
I'm Frank, you see.
Nina's, uh, boyfriend.
Right.
We don't allow Nina to have
boyfriends.
DOOR BANGS
I'm just kidding.
JAMES LAUGHS
She can have as many as she likes.
Isn't that right, Bess?
Absolutely.
Although, I'm sure she's very happy
with just the one - for now.
You'll stay for dinner?
Keedie, no sauce.
Addie, smooth sauce.
Nina!
JAMES HUMS TO HIMSELF
Bess, James.
All'arrabbiata con James. Mwah!
Frank?
I'm fine with anything.
There you go, mate.
This is very nice.
Thank you, Frank.
Did you know about this
little arrangement?
Yeah, of course.
Can't hide anything in this village.
I wasn't hiding anything.
I feel cheated.
I mean, seems like a nice lad.
Then again, appearances
can be deceiving.
More cheese?
Thank you, yeah.
Addie, how was your day?
Erm...
What?
You were with Audrey, right?
Oh.
Erm, yes.
We've been making a witch list.
That sounds...
I'm sorry. What?
Oh. Erm...
It's a list of witches.
Juniper had lots.
I thought we were going
to let that go...
So, I've got 25 so far.
Oh, maybe 26.
I don't know whether to include
Maggie or not.
You see, she was accused of
witchcraft, but there was no trial,
and no-one really knows
what happened to her.
And there's nothing, really,
in any books or online, so...
You want the census records.
They're in the university library.
Well, you can't just pop in to
the university library, can you?
My dad works there. Really?
Really? James.
I could take you.
If that's OK?
I was going to head into town,
anyway,
to get a certain someone
a birthday present.
Wow, Frank. That's so kind of you!
Oh... See, I meant Nina, but, erm...
Oh. Uh, twins. Of course.
So, erm, plans?
You should do something together.
You can have a party.
I-I don't think so.
JAMES: Oh, I do love a party.
BESS: The girls prefer to celebrate
separately.
No, but this is different.
16 is a big deal.
You change.
Or people say you change.
I definitely did.
Went to bed a child and...
..woke up a man.
THEY ALL LAUGH
Come on, it'll be fun.
I don't think...
I'm not really...
Please.
Keeds?
I'm in if you are.
Yes!
I'll DJ.
ALL: No.
They're nice.
They're embarrassing.
I like them.
I had fun.
See you tomorrow.
Elspeth Munro.
Jean Abbott.
Mary Campbell. Rue McCready.
Lillian Addy.
Susan Young.
Isabel Kemp.
Elizabeth Dryden.
Juliet Monkford.
Anne Wenchurch.
Beatrice Desford.
Louise Aldwick.
Alison Appleby.
And Maggie...
Whatever happened to you,
I'm going to find out.
I promise.