A Herbivorous Dragon of 5,000 Years Gets Unfairly Villainized (2022-…): Season 1, Episode 1 - Please eat me up, great evil dragon. - full transcript
Great Evil Dragon Lord,
forgive me for disturbing your sleep...
But please, lend us the power
to fight the Demon King for humanity.
I'd give my life for it.
Please eat me,
Evil Dragon Lord!
Huh?
Great Evil Dragon Lord,
please enjoy me as your meal!
Hey, hold on...
What are you talking about?
I don't want to eat you!
You do not find me to your liking?
It's not like that.
I'm a herbivorous dragon.
I never eat meat.
I'm confident that my flesh is soft.
No, no, no...
What's wrong with you?
You'll die if I eat you, right?
I'm ready.
It's my wish to be eaten
by a great dragon like you.
I told you. I'm not an evil dragon
and I don't eat meat.
Look. The things I love are
the leaves and fruits over there.
I see.
Alas, finally, she gets it.
That little girl was so weird.
Evil Dragon Lord!
Is there anything else?
Please enjoy.
What part of "no" don't you understand?
You're reigning now as an executive
of the Demon King's army,
but we all know that
your true power surpasses the Demon King.
So I'm willing to sacrifice myself
just to ask you to help humanity.
Since when did the outside world pass me off as such?
I've lived for 5,000 years.
My body has been growing,
but I've always had a timid nature.
When did I become an executive
of the Demon King's army?
I've always been harmless.
Well...
Get up, young lady.
I admire your noble thoughts,
but except for my longevity,
I'm not much of a magnificent being.
So go home now
and your parents may worry about you.
I'm all by oneself. No one will grieve me.
Even if I return to the village,
as a sacrifice that deserted her duty,
I will come to no good end.
Since you don't want to eat my flesh,
that means you want to enjoy my soul!
Danger! Put that dagger down!
However, I can't offer my soul without dying.
I've told you many times already.
I don't eat those.
If you die here, it's troublesome.
Then I will dig myself in the tomb and die in it.
Can't you speak well
without mentioning death?
What a pity...
I can see the subtle magic power
that she's emitting.
If she wouldn't have been made a sacrifice,
she could have become a minor mage.
- How can I die without causing trouble to you?
- I can't bear to see her kill herself here.
- Evil Dragon Lord? Evil Dragon Lord?
- What should I do?
Got it.
Alright! Alright!
I have eaten your soul already!
A high-level dragon like me can even
eat one's soul without killing her.
I'll explain this to all the people in your village,
so just go back without worry.
Is that true?
Well, I ate a little,
but your soul was very delicious!
I'm satisfied.
You ate my soul ... which means... I...
have become one of
the Evil Dragon Lord's disciples!
Anyway, I'll send you back to the village.
You might get hurt walking barefoot.
Come on, ride on my back.
How could I? To cause such trouble
for the Evil Dragon Lord...
Ah, I see.
Since I've become your disciple,
we're one in body and soul!
Don't know what she's talking about,
just let her go.
Evil Dragon Lord.
The village is just up ahead.
Will the villagers welcome me
in a friendly manner?
Sure enough, I thought too much.
I mustn't show my fear.
It would be bad if they knew I was weak.
Dear Evil Dragon Lord,
how can we help you?
Are you the ones who delivered this sacrifice?
Evil Dragon Lord,
is the sacrifice not to your liking?
Foolish humans!
This girl may still be alive,
but I have already eaten her soul.
I would like to relish the lingering aftertaste.
Don't mess up my taste buds
by sending other sacrifices of vulgar tastes.
Understood?
Yes, my Lord.
These people will believe whatever I say. But...
I'm all by oneself. No one will grieve me.
I still don't feel comfortable
leaving this little girl in their hands.
Besides...
Yes!
Her soul was very delicious,
so I've decided that I'll never harm you.
She has contributed to your village
and you must treat her well.
As for subjugating the Demon King,
I'll think about it.
Yes.
I'll just have to stay in my cave for
a few hundred years and no one will remember this.
How clever I am!
Oh, no...
The Evil Dragon Lord is angry!
Who threw that stone!
You bastard monster!
How dare you eat Reiko's soul!
I'll kill you!
If I get hit again,
I'll definitely get a concussion.
Stop! Don't do that!
We're incredibly sorry, Evil Dragon Lord!
He's just a child. Please have mercy!
Okay, okay.
Being hit by such a small stone
didn't hurt at all!
Actually, it did hurt quite a lot.
Monster!
Reiko. Did that monster
do something bad to you?
Not a monster, but the Evil Dragon Lord.
I'm already the Lord's disciple.
Reiko...
If you dare to disrespect Evil Dragon Lord again,
I'll kill you without mercy.
Reiko, right?
You really don't have to do that for me.
Why did you say that?
We are one in body and soul.
Damn it!
Listen! As long as Reiko can get her soul back,
I'll be your sacrifice!
After all, I was the one who drew the lot
for the sacrifice in the first place!
What are you saying?
How can I let you, the heir, be sacrificed?
So I bought Reiko,
a perfect sacrifice, at a high price!
What?
"A perfect sacrifice"?
She's not a domestic animal...
No one in this world is born to be a sacrifice.
Stop saying that!
There is a friend who cares about her a lot.
He will surely be able to protect Reiko
and help her get rid of her strange thoughts.
It's almost time for me to go back.
Look out!
What's wrong?
Monsters! Coming from
the mountains towards the village!
What?
It's a pack of Dark Wolves!
There are 30, no, at least 40 of them!
This is the end!
Dark wolves can turn their shadows
into separate wolves.
They're extremely aggressive
and tricky monsters.
I've got to run now.
Don't worry.
For Evil Dragon Lord, it's nothing.
The invincible, unbeatable Evil Dragon Lord!
Go for it! Evil Dragon Lord!
I don't want to die here!
No, I need to calm down.
I'll just have to bite the bullet and play along.
How dare you be so impertinent!
Do you know who I am?
I'm an executive of the Demon King's army!
You pests! Get out of here!
It didn't work!
I can't communicate with them at all!
I can't. I surrender! It's my limit already.
I agree, Evil Dragon Lord...
As your disciple, I'm also at my limit.
When... When did she come up here?
These foolish beasts...
How dare they show their murderous looks
to the Evil Dragon Lord?
It's beyond my tolerance limit!
From the moment my soul
was eaten by the Evil Dragon Lord,
I was no longer a mortal.
You filthy beasts,
As a disciple of Evil Dragon Lord,
I can eliminate you in an instant!
This girl does have some magic power.
However, what I feel now is
the most overwhelming magic power
I've seen in my 5000-year-old life
that only a handful of great mages could possess...
No, she's even better.
I will let you get a glimpse of
the Evil Dragon Lord's strength!
Dragon King's Giant Claw!
Evil Dragon Lord, It was such an honour to
use a tiny bit of your power.
What? "Dragon King's Giant Claw"?
I don't even know that!
Maybe this kid is more terrifying
than the Dark Wolves...
forgive me for disturbing your sleep...
But please, lend us the power
to fight the Demon King for humanity.
I'd give my life for it.
Please eat me,
Evil Dragon Lord!
Huh?
Great Evil Dragon Lord,
please enjoy me as your meal!
Hey, hold on...
What are you talking about?
I don't want to eat you!
You do not find me to your liking?
It's not like that.
I'm a herbivorous dragon.
I never eat meat.
I'm confident that my flesh is soft.
No, no, no...
What's wrong with you?
You'll die if I eat you, right?
I'm ready.
It's my wish to be eaten
by a great dragon like you.
I told you. I'm not an evil dragon
and I don't eat meat.
Look. The things I love are
the leaves and fruits over there.
I see.
Alas, finally, she gets it.
That little girl was so weird.
Evil Dragon Lord!
Is there anything else?
Please enjoy.
What part of "no" don't you understand?
You're reigning now as an executive
of the Demon King's army,
but we all know that
your true power surpasses the Demon King.
So I'm willing to sacrifice myself
just to ask you to help humanity.
Since when did the outside world pass me off as such?
I've lived for 5,000 years.
My body has been growing,
but I've always had a timid nature.
When did I become an executive
of the Demon King's army?
I've always been harmless.
Well...
Get up, young lady.
I admire your noble thoughts,
but except for my longevity,
I'm not much of a magnificent being.
So go home now
and your parents may worry about you.
I'm all by oneself. No one will grieve me.
Even if I return to the village,
as a sacrifice that deserted her duty,
I will come to no good end.
Since you don't want to eat my flesh,
that means you want to enjoy my soul!
Danger! Put that dagger down!
However, I can't offer my soul without dying.
I've told you many times already.
I don't eat those.
If you die here, it's troublesome.
Then I will dig myself in the tomb and die in it.
Can't you speak well
without mentioning death?
What a pity...
I can see the subtle magic power
that she's emitting.
If she wouldn't have been made a sacrifice,
she could have become a minor mage.
- How can I die without causing trouble to you?
- I can't bear to see her kill herself here.
- Evil Dragon Lord? Evil Dragon Lord?
- What should I do?
Got it.
Alright! Alright!
I have eaten your soul already!
A high-level dragon like me can even
eat one's soul without killing her.
I'll explain this to all the people in your village,
so just go back without worry.
Is that true?
Well, I ate a little,
but your soul was very delicious!
I'm satisfied.
You ate my soul ... which means... I...
have become one of
the Evil Dragon Lord's disciples!
Anyway, I'll send you back to the village.
You might get hurt walking barefoot.
Come on, ride on my back.
How could I? To cause such trouble
for the Evil Dragon Lord...
Ah, I see.
Since I've become your disciple,
we're one in body and soul!
Don't know what she's talking about,
just let her go.
Evil Dragon Lord.
The village is just up ahead.
Will the villagers welcome me
in a friendly manner?
Sure enough, I thought too much.
I mustn't show my fear.
It would be bad if they knew I was weak.
Dear Evil Dragon Lord,
how can we help you?
Are you the ones who delivered this sacrifice?
Evil Dragon Lord,
is the sacrifice not to your liking?
Foolish humans!
This girl may still be alive,
but I have already eaten her soul.
I would like to relish the lingering aftertaste.
Don't mess up my taste buds
by sending other sacrifices of vulgar tastes.
Understood?
Yes, my Lord.
These people will believe whatever I say. But...
I'm all by oneself. No one will grieve me.
I still don't feel comfortable
leaving this little girl in their hands.
Besides...
Yes!
Her soul was very delicious,
so I've decided that I'll never harm you.
She has contributed to your village
and you must treat her well.
As for subjugating the Demon King,
I'll think about it.
Yes.
I'll just have to stay in my cave for
a few hundred years and no one will remember this.
How clever I am!
Oh, no...
The Evil Dragon Lord is angry!
Who threw that stone!
You bastard monster!
How dare you eat Reiko's soul!
I'll kill you!
If I get hit again,
I'll definitely get a concussion.
Stop! Don't do that!
We're incredibly sorry, Evil Dragon Lord!
He's just a child. Please have mercy!
Okay, okay.
Being hit by such a small stone
didn't hurt at all!
Actually, it did hurt quite a lot.
Monster!
Reiko. Did that monster
do something bad to you?
Not a monster, but the Evil Dragon Lord.
I'm already the Lord's disciple.
Reiko...
If you dare to disrespect Evil Dragon Lord again,
I'll kill you without mercy.
Reiko, right?
You really don't have to do that for me.
Why did you say that?
We are one in body and soul.
Damn it!
Listen! As long as Reiko can get her soul back,
I'll be your sacrifice!
After all, I was the one who drew the lot
for the sacrifice in the first place!
What are you saying?
How can I let you, the heir, be sacrificed?
So I bought Reiko,
a perfect sacrifice, at a high price!
What?
"A perfect sacrifice"?
She's not a domestic animal...
No one in this world is born to be a sacrifice.
Stop saying that!
There is a friend who cares about her a lot.
He will surely be able to protect Reiko
and help her get rid of her strange thoughts.
It's almost time for me to go back.
Look out!
What's wrong?
Monsters! Coming from
the mountains towards the village!
What?
It's a pack of Dark Wolves!
There are 30, no, at least 40 of them!
This is the end!
Dark wolves can turn their shadows
into separate wolves.
They're extremely aggressive
and tricky monsters.
I've got to run now.
Don't worry.
For Evil Dragon Lord, it's nothing.
The invincible, unbeatable Evil Dragon Lord!
Go for it! Evil Dragon Lord!
I don't want to die here!
No, I need to calm down.
I'll just have to bite the bullet and play along.
How dare you be so impertinent!
Do you know who I am?
I'm an executive of the Demon King's army!
You pests! Get out of here!
It didn't work!
I can't communicate with them at all!
I can't. I surrender! It's my limit already.
I agree, Evil Dragon Lord...
As your disciple, I'm also at my limit.
When... When did she come up here?
These foolish beasts...
How dare they show their murderous looks
to the Evil Dragon Lord?
It's beyond my tolerance limit!
From the moment my soul
was eaten by the Evil Dragon Lord,
I was no longer a mortal.
You filthy beasts,
As a disciple of Evil Dragon Lord,
I can eliminate you in an instant!
This girl does have some magic power.
However, what I feel now is
the most overwhelming magic power
I've seen in my 5000-year-old life
that only a handful of great mages could possess...
No, she's even better.
I will let you get a glimpse of
the Evil Dragon Lord's strength!
Dragon King's Giant Claw!
Evil Dragon Lord, It was such an honour to
use a tiny bit of your power.
What? "Dragon King's Giant Claw"?
I don't even know that!
Maybe this kid is more terrifying
than the Dark Wolves...