A Different World (1987–1993): Season 1, Episode 14 - Wild Child - full transcript
Denise leads a campaign to get her streetwise study partner enrolled at Hillman.
£ I KNOW MY PARENTS LOVE ME £
£ STAND BEHIND ME
COME WHAT MAY £
£ I KNOW NOW THAT I'M READY £
£ BECAUSE I FINALLY
HEARD THEM SAY £
£ IT'S A DIFFERENT WORLD £
£ FROM WHERE YOU COME FROM £
£ HERE'S A CHANCE TO MAKE IT £
£ IF WE FOCUS ON OUR GOAL £
£ IF YOU DISH IT,
WE CAN TAKE IT £
£ JUST REMEMBER
YOU'VE BEEN TOLD £
£ IT'S A DIFFERENT WORLD £
£ FROM WHERE YOU COME FROM £
£ IT'S A DIFFERENT WORLD £
£ FROM WHERE YOU COME FROM £
A ROPE LADDER HANGS FROM A SHIP.
ITS RUNGS ARE ONE FOOT APART.
ITS BOTTOM RUNG
RESTS ON WATER.
IF THE TIDE RISES
EIGHT INCHES EVERY HOUR
HOW MANY RUNGS ARE
COVERED IN SIX HOURS?
RON?
UH, WELL...
THAT DEPENDS
ON THE KIND OF SHIP
AND WHETHER OR NOT
IT WAS IN A HARBOR.
( coughing )
FOUR RUNGS.
FOUR RUNGS.
YOU'RE FIERCE.
FIERCE... AND WRONG!
SOMETIMES IN DEDUCTIVE REASONING
YOU CAN THINK TOO HARD.
RON, OR DWAYNE,
WAS SO BUSY THINKING
HE FORGOT THAT THE SHIP
RISES WITH THE TIDE.
YEAH, MAN.
STAND BACK AND LOOK AT
THE WHOLE PICTURE--
BUT NOT SO FAR BACK
THAT YOU FALL OVERBOARD.
( laughing hysterically )
IT WASN'T THAT FUNNY.
I KNOW.
DENISE?
HERE'S ONE
FOR YOU.
AN EXPLORER WALKS
ONE MILE SOUTH
ONE MILE EAST
ONE MILE NORTH--
ARRIVING AT THE SPOT
HE STARTED FROM.
HE SHOOTS A BEAR.
WHAT COLOR IS THE BEAR?
DON'T THINK TOO HARD.
I HAVE NO IDEA.
YOU CAN THINK
HARDER THAN THAT.
THERE'S NOT
ENOUGH TO GO ON.
THE BEAR IS WHITE.
I WAS GOING
TO SAY WHITE.
THERE'S ONLY ONE PLACE ON EARTH
WHERE THE EXPLORER COULD
ARRIVE AT THE SAME SPOT--
THE NORTH POLE.
IT WAS A POLAR BEAR.
DEDUCTIVE REASONING,
PURE AND SIMPLE.
...AND WRONG
Dwayne:
UH-OH.
GIVE 'EM ROOM.
EXCUSE ME, COUGAR?
SHE'S RIGHT.
THERE'S NOT
ENOUGH TO GO ON.
HE COULD HAVE BEEN
AT THE SOUTH POLE.
YEAH, HE COULD HAVE!
HOW?
HE STARTS 1.16 MILES
NORTH OF THE SOUTH POLE
HEADS SOUTH TOWARD
THE POLE ONE MILE
GOES EAST ONE MILE,
MAKING A COMPLETE CIRCLE
AND HEADS NORTH ALONG
THE SAME PATH HE WENT SOUTH ON.
EXCELLENT REASONING!
SHE REMINDS ME OF MYSELF
WHEN I WAS HER AGE.
WHAT A MEMORY!
DENISE, YOU AND COUGAR
WORK WELL TOGETHER.
TRY THIS FOR TOMORROW--
WHY DOES A MIRROR REVERSE LEFT
AND RIGHT, BUT NOT UP AND DOWN?
( bell ringing )
MAKE IT
A COLLABORATIVE EFFORT.
COUGAR...
IF YOU'LL ALLOW ME TO WEAR
MY DEAN'S CAP FOR A MOMENT...
WHERE IS YOUR
REGISTRATION CARD?
SORRY, I KEEP
FORGETTING.
BRING IT.
IF YOUR NAME'S NOT
ON THE GRADE SHEET
I CAN'T PUT
AN "A" BESIDE IT.
YOU GOT IT.
THANKS FOR
BAILING ME OUT!
HOPE YOU'VE GOT IDEAS
FOR THIS MIRROR THING.
WE'LL WORK IT OUT.
I HAVE THIS
POLI SCI PAPER DUE.
MAYBE WE COULD...
RON,
FOR SHAME!
SHE ISN'T A "READY TELLER"
THAT YOU STICK A CARD IN
AND GET
INSTANT FACTS.
THIS IS
A FINE MIND
AND I PROPOSE
A MEETING OF FINE MINDS.
I'LL DO YOUR CALCULUS.
YOU'LL DO MY PHILOSOPHY
AND RUSSIAN LIT.
THE CHEESESTEAKS
ARE ON ME.
DWAYNE, IF YOU WALKED
ONE MILE SOUTH
ONE MILE EAST,
AND ONE MILE NORTH
YOU'D STILL BE A DUFUS.
OUCH!
COUGAR, DRAW BACK
THOSE CLAWS.
HEY, BABY, I LOVE YOU,
YOU BIG DUFUS!
YOU THINK
THAT'S FUNNY?
YOU'RE LOOKING
AT THE MIRROR.
IT LOOKS REVERSED
BUT IT ISN'T
TO THE PERSON INSIDE.
NOT THAT THERE IS
A PERSON INSIDE.
ALTHOUGH, SOMETIMES WHEN
I LOOK IN THE MIRROR
MY REFLECTION LOOKS WEIRD,
AND I WONDER...
MAGGIE, I'M GETTING
A HEADACHE.
PERFECT!
YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO TO CLASS.
THANKS, MAGS.
GLAD TO HELP.
BYE.
I SENSE THE BEGINNINGS
OF A POUT.
THIS GIRL WAS SUPPOSED
TO HELP WITH THIS PROBLEM.
SHE DIDN'T SHOW.
I DON'T HAVE MY ASSIGNMENT.
I SEE.
SHE HAD ALL
THE PENCILS?
IT WAS
A JOINT ASSIGNMENT
TO WORK ON
TOGETHER.
YOU DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO DO IT?
THAT'S NOT THE POINT.
I WAITED TWO HOURS.
SO, SHE DIDN'T DO
YOUR HOMEWORK FOR YOU.
THAT'S IRRESPONSIBLE.
DOES THIS IRRESPONSIBLE GIRL
HAVE A RING IN HER NOSE?
YEAH.
SOMEHOW SHE
WANDERED OVER HERE
AND ABSENT-MINDEDLY LEFT THIS
IN YOUR MAILBOX.
YES, COUGAR!
"DENISE, GOT HUNG UP LAST NIGHT.
HOPE THE ENCLOSED
DOES THE TRICK."
OH, NO!
SHE MISSPELLED MY NAME.
OH, WELL.
THAT'S OKAY.
IT'S BIG OF YOU
TO BE FORGIVING.
Denise:
TOO BAD COUGAR
WASN'T IN CLASS.
MOSELEY SAID IT WAS
THE BEST EXPLANATION
OF THE MIRROR QUESTION
HE'D EVER READ.
WE GOT AN "A."
WHAT'S THIS "WE"?
YOU DIDN'T DO A THING.
I HANDED IT IN.
MM-HMM.
WELL, I'LL DO
THE NEXT ONE BY MYSELF.
AND LEAVE THE GIRL
WITH NOTHING TO DO?
"COUGAR"?
SHE WAS IN
MY NATURAL HISTORY CLASS.
SHE WAS THE ONE WHO KNEW
SHARKS HAVE NO MEMORY.
FOR REAL?
IT'S A SCIENTIFIC FACT.
NEXT TIME A SHARK
NIBBLES ON ME, I'LL SAY
"YOU TRIED ME YESTERDAY
AND I WASN'T TASTY, REMEMBER?"
Denise:
THERE SHE IS!
HEY, COUGAR!
DENISE!
SORRY I COULDN'T
MAKE IT LAST NIGHT.
WHERE WERE YOU?
IT WAS AMATEUR NIGHT
AT THE "BOOM-BOOM ROOM."
I CAN'T TELL
IF YOU'RE SERIOUS.
IT'S BROKEN--
I KNOW IT IS!
I KEPT
THE SALES SLIP.
WE'LL RETURN THEM.
NOT MY SHOE, NINNY,
MY FOOT!
GET ME ICE
AND A TOWEL.
WHITLEY,
EXPERIENCE THE PAIN
THEN MOVE ON
PAST IT.
RON, IF YOU DON'T HAVE
ANYTHING GOOD TO SAY
KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT.
I'VE CERTAINLY
LEARNED THAT.
WHITLEY,
WHAT HAPPENED?
I WAS SKIPPING ALONG--
HAPPY AS A LARK.
SUDDENLY, I WAS SABOTAGED
BY LACK OF TRACTION
ON MY SNAKESKIN STILETTOS.
LIFE CAN
BE CRUEL.
I SEE IT HAS BEEN TO YOU.
OUT OF MY WAY!
IT'S AN EMERGENCY!
YOU SHOULD SEE A DOCTOR.
I KNEW A MODEL WHO BROKE
HER KNEE AND IT HEALED WRONG.
NOW SHE CAN ONLY DO
JUMPSUITS AND WEDDING DRESSES.
PERHAPS
YOU'RE RIGHT.
TAKE ME TO
THE INFIRMARY.
YES, YOUR SICKNESS.
EXCUSE ME.
RON, WHERE'S
YOUR MIND?
FIREMAN'S CARRY.
OH, DWAYNE,
THANK YOU!
HOW CHIVALROUS
OF YOU.
KEEP YOUR
HANDS STILL.
MILLIE...
GET MY BOOKS, MY TOILETRIES.
TELL EVERYBODY
LAVENDER ROSES--
NONE OF THOSE
SEASONAL ARRANGEMENTS!
WHITLEY GILBERT,
THE CLEOPATRA OF GILBERT HALL.
CAN I ASK
A FAVOR?
SURE, I OWE YOU.
MY ROOMMATE HAS
THIS NEW BOYFRIEND.
IT'S CROWDED.
I WAS WONDERING
SINCE WHITLEY WILL BE
IN THE INFIRMARY
CAN I CRASH
IN HER ROOM?
ARE YOU KIDDING?
IF SHE FOUND OUT,
SHE'D KILL ME
AND SEND MILLIE
AFTER YOU.
HOW ABOUT SOMEPLACE ELSE
IN YOUR DORM?
COUGAR, WHAT IF
WE GET CAUGHT?
COME ON.
I DIDN'T THINK
ABOUT THAT
WHEN I WROTE YOURNAME
ON OUR PAPER THIS MORNING.
OKAY.
NEXT TIME, SPELL IT RIGHT.
OKAY.
SLEEP TIGHT.
DON'T LET
THE BUGS BITE.
THANKS FOR SNEAKING ME IN.
YOU'RE A PAL!
IF THIS WORKS OUT,
YOU CAN TRY IT WITH A GUY.
HOW DO YOU KNOW
I ALREADY HAVEN'T?
OH, WILD GUESS.
VERY FUNNY.
WHITLEY!
WHITLEY GILBERT.
"GILBERT, 20-S."
( music )
SOFT AS A BABY'S BUTT.
IT FIGURES.
CLASS.
HIGH-HO, SILVER.
AWAY!
( loud knocking )
EASY ON THAT DOOR!
IT'S OLDER THAN I AM!
WHO IS IT?
WHITLEY GILBERT.
AND MILLIE!
SORRY, GIRLS, IT'S PAST CURFEW.
GET A MOTEL ROOM.
LET ME IN!
I'M ON CRUTCHES.
YOU'D BETTER BE.
MY GOD, YOU ARE
ON CRUTCHES!
WHAT HAPPENED?
WHAT DIDN'T HAPPEN?
I WAITED FOUR HOURS.
NOT A MAGAZINE THERE.
I GET A ONCE-OVER
AND THEY THROW ME
ON THE STREET.
THEY DID SAY
IT WAS JUST A SPRAIN.
THOSE QUACKS!
IF IT'S A HAIRLINE FRACTURE,
IT WON'T SHOW FOR WEEKS.
YES. WELL, WHY DON'T
WE ALL GET TO BED?
YOU MUST BE EXHAUSTED
FROM ALL THIS WHINING.
GUESS YOU HAVE TO BE
ON YOUR DEATH BED
TO GET SOME SYMPATHY
AROUND HERE.
YOU MIGHT NOT GET IT THEN.
WHOOPS!
AHH!
OUT, OUT,
YOU MISCREANT!
LOOK, MY BED, MY SHEETS,
MY PILLOWS!
WHAT'S WRONG?
THAT UNBATHED
RAGAMUFFIN
HAS VIOLATED
THE SANCTITY OF MY BOUDOIR!
WHERE IS HE?
IS HE GONE?
WHAT WERE YOU GOING TO DO,
GROOM HIM TO DEATH?
WHAT'S GOING ON?
YOUR FRIEND WAS
SLEEPING IN MY BED.
IT'S AN OUTRAGE!
I TOLD HER NOT
TO COME IN HERE!
Lettie:
DENISE...
TELL ME EVERYTHING
YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS GIRL.
I DON'T KNOW
THAT MUCH ABOUT COUGAR.
"COUGAR"!
SHE'S PROBABLY CALLED THAT
BECAUSE SHE WAS RAISED
BY A PACK OF 'EM.
QUIET.
PEOPLE ARE TRYING
TO SLEEP HERE.
HOW COULD YOU GO
INTO WHITLEY'S ROOM
AFTER I ASKED YOU NOT TO?
YOU KEEP PULLING THIS STUFF,
YOU'LL GET KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL.
NO, I WON'T.
AND WHY WON'T YOU?
BECAUSE I'M NOT IN SCHOOL.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
I'M NOT ENROLLED AT HILLMAN.
THAT'S WHY I STOPPED GOING
TO MOSELEY'S CLASS--
HE ALMOST FOUND ME OUT.
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
NO, THIS IS A STAND-UP ROUTINE.
THOUGHT I'D TRY IT
ON YOU RIGHT HERE.
WHY CAN'T YOUR PARENTS
HELP OUT?
THEY'RE KIND OF
ON A FIXED INCOME.
THEY'RE DEAD.
I'M SORRY.
I HARDLY
KNEW 'EM.
HAVEN'T HAD A ROOF OVER
MY HEAD SINCE I WAS 15.
OH, WOW.
THAT MUST BE TOUGH.
NAH, YOU LEARN A LOT
SLEEPING UNDER THE STARS.
IT'S KIND OF LIKE NIGHT SCHOOL.
YOU LOOK UP AND YOU SEE
THE BEGINNING OF THE UNIVERSE.
I LIKE TO THINK OF IT
AS GOD ON THE JOB.
THAT'S REALLY BEAUTIFUL.
ANYWAY, I DECIDED TO LEARN MORE,
SO HERE I AM.
AT LEAST, HERE I WAS.
SORRY I GOT YOU
IN TROUBLE.
I THINK I'LL
CHECK OUT AUSTRALIA.
GET A TAN...
LIFT A FEW
WITH CROCODILE DUNDEE.
COUGAR, YOU JUST CAN'T LEAVE!
G'DAY, MATE.
...AND IN PHYSICS
COUGAR GAVE AN ANSWER
THAT WAS SO AMAZING
PROFESSOR KLEINDORF
SPOKE IN GERMAN.
IT TOOK 15 MINUTES
TO CALM HIM DOWN.
IT'S SCARY.
THIS WOMAN HAS A MIND
ALMOST AS FINE AS MINE.
DID I TELL YOU ABOUT
MY PERFECT SCORE ON MY S.A.T.s?
YES, YOU HAVE-- OFTEN.
HIT ON DENISE
ON YOUR OWN TIME.
WHERE IS
THIS GENIUS?
SHE'S RIGHT
OUTSIDE.
WHAT WERE YOU GUYS DOING?
I'M FREEZING
MY DERRIERE OFF.
DID I MENTION SHE SPEAKS
THREE LANGUAGES?
AND SHE DOGGED ME
IN EVERY ONE OF THEM.
SPANISH:
O, BABY,
QUE LINDA, LINDA...
DWAYNE, ITALIAN:
BASTA.
COUGAR--
I'M LETTIE.
THESE TWO
CHARACTERS
THINK YOU SHOULD BE
ENROLLED AT HILLMAN.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
I KNOW, YOU'RE OFFERING ME
A FOOTBALL SCHOLARSHIP.
SHE DIDN'T MEAN THAT.
SHE'S UNDER PRESSURE.
LET'S JUST SAY I COULD
PULL A FEW STRINGS
IF I HAD A MIND TO.
YOU MEAN IT?
FOR REAL?
I'M OFFERING YOU A CHANCE
TO BE HERE LEGITIMATELY.
WHY?
I ALWAYS WANTED
A RING IN MY NOSE
BUT I NEVER HAD THE GUTS.
DO ME A FAVOR--
PINCH ME, GO ON.
OW!
BUT YOU'VE GOT TO
STOP SLEEPING
IN OTHER PEOPLE'S
BEDS, GOLDILOCKS.
NO PROBLEM.
THERE SHE IS!
THE GUILTY ALWAYS
RETURN TO THE SCENE
OF THE CRIME.
I'LL MAKE AN APPOINTMENT
WITH DEAN MOSELEY
TO TALK ABOUT
ADMITTING YOU
INTO HILLMAN.
OH, THAT'S JUST PEACHY.
WHERE YOU GOING TO GET
HER TRANSCRIPTS FROM--
THE F.B.I.?
SO IT CAN BE
EITHER THE NORTH POLE
OR THE SOUTH POLE?
NOW YOU'RE GETTING
THE HANG OF IT.
I AM?
YES, YOU ARE.
NOW LEAVE.
LETITIA!
HOW GOOD
TO SEE YOU.
CHARLES, YOU'RE
LOOKING WONDERFUL.
YOU'VE LOST WEIGHT,
HAVEN'T YOU?
I'VE BEEN JOGGING A LITTLE.
WHERE DID YOU
GET THAT?
I SPENT A WHOLE
$1.50 ON THIS.
IT'S NICE.
YOU KNOW DENISE
AND COUGAR.
OUR DROP-IN
STUDENT.
WE'D LIKE TO DISCUSS
HAVING HER DROP IN PERMANENTLY.
REALLY?
WHERE?
AT HILLMAN.
FROM WHAT I HEAR,
SHE'S A PERFECT APPLICANT.
A HIGH SCHOOL DROPOUT
WHOSE EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES
INCLUDE BREAKING AND ENTERING.
CHARLES, YOU'RE ALWAYS GRUMPY
WHEN YOU'RE DIETING.
GIVE COUGAR
A CHANCE.
SHE BELONGS
AT HILLMAN.
YOU SAID SHE REMINDS YOU
OF YOU AT HER AGE.
YOU WERE NEVER HER AGE,
WERE YOU, CHARLES?
WHAT YOU'RE ASKING MEANS
BENDING A LOT OF RULES.
THAT'S HIGHLY UNUSUAL.
SO'S COUGAR.
I REMEMBER
YOU BENT A FEW RULES
WHEN YOU WERE 20
AND I WAS...
I NEVER DID
ANY SUCH THING.
MAYBE NOT, BUT THAT NIGHT
AT THE HARVEST BALL
YOU WANTED TO,
DIDN'T YOU?
YOU REMEMBER THAT?
ONE ALWAYS REMEMBERS
THE OPPORTUNITIES
ONE HAS MISSED.
BEND A FEW RULES
THIS TIME.
YOU WON'T REGRET IT.
NO, IT'S OUT
OF THE QUESTION.
SHE HAS AN ORIGINAL MIND,
AND SHE'S NOT AFRAID TO USE IT.
IF YOU
DON'T AGREE
YOU'LL BE DOING HILLMAN
AND YOURSELF A DISSERVICE.
DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO GET
YOUR WAY, DON'T YOU?
IT'S NOT MY WAY.
IT'S THE RIGHT WAY.
ALL RIGHT.
YES!
ANYTHING
ELSE?
WE ALSO NEED
A SCHOLARSHIP.
HOW ABOUT A CAR?
JUST KIDDING.
SHE HAS TO TAKE
THE S.A.T.s.
ALL RIGHT!
AND DO BETTER
THAN YOU, DENISE.
THANK YOU,
CHARLES.
NEXT TIME YOU'RE OUT
JOGGING, STOP BY.
MAYBE I WILL.
GOOD NIGHT, LADIES.
WHAT A PUSHOVER.
YOU'LL BREEZE
THROUGH THOSE S.A.T.s!
I'M NOT TAKING THEM.
I BEG YOUR PARDON?
I'M NOT PUTTING ON A TUTU
AND JUMPING THROUGH HOOPS
LIKE FIFI THE POODLE,
JUST TO PROVE HOW SMART I AM.
YOU PUT ON THAT DRESS.
AND I JUMPED THROUGH A FEW HOOPS
FOR YOUR SAKE, YOUNG LADY.
I'M SORRY.
I APPRECIATE IT
BUT THE WHOLE THING
IS A MISTAKE.
YES, MINE--
FOR THINKING YOU HAD THE GUTS
TO GO THROUGH WITH THIS.
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE?
YOU'RE A COWARD.
YOU HELP HER--
YOU GET IN TROUBLE.
YOU STICK YOUR NECK OUT,
SHE RUNS AWAY.
IF I WERE YOU,
I'D BE MAD.
I AM MAD.
WAIT A MINUTE!
COUGAR COULD BE A WALK-IN.
A WHAT?
AN EVOLVED SPIRIT
FROM ANOTHER GALAXY
WHO WALKS INTO A BODY
TO GUIDE HUMANITY
TO A HIGHER LEVEL.
I HOPE YOU ARE
REAL CAREFUL
WHO YOU TELL THAT STUFF TO.
THE WALK-IN
JUST WALKED IN.
CAN I TALK TO YOU
A MINUTE?
YOU'RE PROBABLY
PRETTY UPSET WITH ME.
SHE'S MAD.
COME ON,
WE'VE GOT CLASS.
WELL, SHE IS MAD.
I DON'T
BLAME YOU, OKAY?
I OWE YOU A LOT.
NOT JUST ME, COUGAR.
YOU KNOW,
WHEN I WAS NINE YEARS OLD
I WAS THE WORLD'S
FASTEST RUNNER.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
I WAS--
UNTIL SOMEBODY TIMED ME.
FOR SOME STRANGE REASON
THAT STOPWATCH
MAKES ME A LOT SLOWER.
AM I SUPPOSED TO USE
DEDUCTIVE REASONING
TO FIGURE THIS OUT?
LETTIE WAS RIGHT--
I'M A BIG CHICKEN!
WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF?
DON'T YOU GET IT?
AS LONG AS I'M JUST DROPPING IN
I'M STILL THE FASTEST RUNNER
IN THE WORLD.
COUGAR, THIS IS NOT A RACE.
OH, SURE IT IS.
BUT I'M TAKING THE TEST ANYWAY.
ALL RIGHT!
I KNEW YOU'D
SAY THAT.
IF I FLUNK...
YOU WON'T FLUNK.
YOU'RE THE FASTEST RUNNER
IN THE WORLD.
YOU'RE STARTING
TO BUG ME.
OH, YEAH?
THERE'S SOMETHING
THAT'S BUGGING ME.
WHERE DID YOU GET
THIS NAME-- COUGAR?
I NEVER TOLD ANYONE THIS BEFORE.
MY FATHER NAMED ME COUGAR
AFTER THE CAR
HE WOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE TO BUY
IF I HADN'T BEEN BORN.
THAT'S SO SAD.
HEY, IT COULD HAVE BEEN A VOLVO.
HOW'S THAT?
IT'S STILL
THROBBING.
HEY, YOU GUYS
COUGAR DID GREAT
ON THE S.A.T.s.
All:
WAY TO GO!
DID YOU KNOW ABOUT
MY PERFECT SCORE ON MY S.A.T.s?
All:
WE KNOW, DWAYNE.
THEN IT'S OFFICIAL.
SHE GETS THE SCHOLARSHIP--
SHE'S IN!
ALL RIGHT!
CAN SHE MOVE
INTO THE DORM?
SHE'D BE THAT MUCH CLOSER
WHEN YOU NEEDED
YOUR HOMEWORK DONE.
WHY DON'T WE BUILD
A CAT BOX FOR HER
ON THE BACK PORCH?
WE COULD ALWAYS MOVE THAT
EXTRA BED BACK INTO YOUR ROOM.
WHAT?!
Jaleesa:
WHITLEY!
YOU'RE CURED!
IT'S A MIRACLE!
Captioning made possible by
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Captioned by
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£ STAND BEHIND ME
COME WHAT MAY £
£ I KNOW NOW THAT I'M READY £
£ BECAUSE I FINALLY
HEARD THEM SAY £
£ IT'S A DIFFERENT WORLD £
£ FROM WHERE YOU COME FROM £
£ HERE'S A CHANCE TO MAKE IT £
£ IF WE FOCUS ON OUR GOAL £
£ IF YOU DISH IT,
WE CAN TAKE IT £
£ JUST REMEMBER
YOU'VE BEEN TOLD £
£ IT'S A DIFFERENT WORLD £
£ FROM WHERE YOU COME FROM £
£ IT'S A DIFFERENT WORLD £
£ FROM WHERE YOU COME FROM £
A ROPE LADDER HANGS FROM A SHIP.
ITS RUNGS ARE ONE FOOT APART.
ITS BOTTOM RUNG
RESTS ON WATER.
IF THE TIDE RISES
EIGHT INCHES EVERY HOUR
HOW MANY RUNGS ARE
COVERED IN SIX HOURS?
RON?
UH, WELL...
THAT DEPENDS
ON THE KIND OF SHIP
AND WHETHER OR NOT
IT WAS IN A HARBOR.
( coughing )
FOUR RUNGS.
FOUR RUNGS.
YOU'RE FIERCE.
FIERCE... AND WRONG!
SOMETIMES IN DEDUCTIVE REASONING
YOU CAN THINK TOO HARD.
RON, OR DWAYNE,
WAS SO BUSY THINKING
HE FORGOT THAT THE SHIP
RISES WITH THE TIDE.
YEAH, MAN.
STAND BACK AND LOOK AT
THE WHOLE PICTURE--
BUT NOT SO FAR BACK
THAT YOU FALL OVERBOARD.
( laughing hysterically )
IT WASN'T THAT FUNNY.
I KNOW.
DENISE?
HERE'S ONE
FOR YOU.
AN EXPLORER WALKS
ONE MILE SOUTH
ONE MILE EAST
ONE MILE NORTH--
ARRIVING AT THE SPOT
HE STARTED FROM.
HE SHOOTS A BEAR.
WHAT COLOR IS THE BEAR?
DON'T THINK TOO HARD.
I HAVE NO IDEA.
YOU CAN THINK
HARDER THAN THAT.
THERE'S NOT
ENOUGH TO GO ON.
THE BEAR IS WHITE.
I WAS GOING
TO SAY WHITE.
THERE'S ONLY ONE PLACE ON EARTH
WHERE THE EXPLORER COULD
ARRIVE AT THE SAME SPOT--
THE NORTH POLE.
IT WAS A POLAR BEAR.
DEDUCTIVE REASONING,
PURE AND SIMPLE.
...AND WRONG
Dwayne:
UH-OH.
GIVE 'EM ROOM.
EXCUSE ME, COUGAR?
SHE'S RIGHT.
THERE'S NOT
ENOUGH TO GO ON.
HE COULD HAVE BEEN
AT THE SOUTH POLE.
YEAH, HE COULD HAVE!
HOW?
HE STARTS 1.16 MILES
NORTH OF THE SOUTH POLE
HEADS SOUTH TOWARD
THE POLE ONE MILE
GOES EAST ONE MILE,
MAKING A COMPLETE CIRCLE
AND HEADS NORTH ALONG
THE SAME PATH HE WENT SOUTH ON.
EXCELLENT REASONING!
SHE REMINDS ME OF MYSELF
WHEN I WAS HER AGE.
WHAT A MEMORY!
DENISE, YOU AND COUGAR
WORK WELL TOGETHER.
TRY THIS FOR TOMORROW--
WHY DOES A MIRROR REVERSE LEFT
AND RIGHT, BUT NOT UP AND DOWN?
( bell ringing )
MAKE IT
A COLLABORATIVE EFFORT.
COUGAR...
IF YOU'LL ALLOW ME TO WEAR
MY DEAN'S CAP FOR A MOMENT...
WHERE IS YOUR
REGISTRATION CARD?
SORRY, I KEEP
FORGETTING.
BRING IT.
IF YOUR NAME'S NOT
ON THE GRADE SHEET
I CAN'T PUT
AN "A" BESIDE IT.
YOU GOT IT.
THANKS FOR
BAILING ME OUT!
HOPE YOU'VE GOT IDEAS
FOR THIS MIRROR THING.
WE'LL WORK IT OUT.
I HAVE THIS
POLI SCI PAPER DUE.
MAYBE WE COULD...
RON,
FOR SHAME!
SHE ISN'T A "READY TELLER"
THAT YOU STICK A CARD IN
AND GET
INSTANT FACTS.
THIS IS
A FINE MIND
AND I PROPOSE
A MEETING OF FINE MINDS.
I'LL DO YOUR CALCULUS.
YOU'LL DO MY PHILOSOPHY
AND RUSSIAN LIT.
THE CHEESESTEAKS
ARE ON ME.
DWAYNE, IF YOU WALKED
ONE MILE SOUTH
ONE MILE EAST,
AND ONE MILE NORTH
YOU'D STILL BE A DUFUS.
OUCH!
COUGAR, DRAW BACK
THOSE CLAWS.
HEY, BABY, I LOVE YOU,
YOU BIG DUFUS!
YOU THINK
THAT'S FUNNY?
YOU'RE LOOKING
AT THE MIRROR.
IT LOOKS REVERSED
BUT IT ISN'T
TO THE PERSON INSIDE.
NOT THAT THERE IS
A PERSON INSIDE.
ALTHOUGH, SOMETIMES WHEN
I LOOK IN THE MIRROR
MY REFLECTION LOOKS WEIRD,
AND I WONDER...
MAGGIE, I'M GETTING
A HEADACHE.
PERFECT!
YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO TO CLASS.
THANKS, MAGS.
GLAD TO HELP.
BYE.
I SENSE THE BEGINNINGS
OF A POUT.
THIS GIRL WAS SUPPOSED
TO HELP WITH THIS PROBLEM.
SHE DIDN'T SHOW.
I DON'T HAVE MY ASSIGNMENT.
I SEE.
SHE HAD ALL
THE PENCILS?
IT WAS
A JOINT ASSIGNMENT
TO WORK ON
TOGETHER.
YOU DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO DO IT?
THAT'S NOT THE POINT.
I WAITED TWO HOURS.
SO, SHE DIDN'T DO
YOUR HOMEWORK FOR YOU.
THAT'S IRRESPONSIBLE.
DOES THIS IRRESPONSIBLE GIRL
HAVE A RING IN HER NOSE?
YEAH.
SOMEHOW SHE
WANDERED OVER HERE
AND ABSENT-MINDEDLY LEFT THIS
IN YOUR MAILBOX.
YES, COUGAR!
"DENISE, GOT HUNG UP LAST NIGHT.
HOPE THE ENCLOSED
DOES THE TRICK."
OH, NO!
SHE MISSPELLED MY NAME.
OH, WELL.
THAT'S OKAY.
IT'S BIG OF YOU
TO BE FORGIVING.
Denise:
TOO BAD COUGAR
WASN'T IN CLASS.
MOSELEY SAID IT WAS
THE BEST EXPLANATION
OF THE MIRROR QUESTION
HE'D EVER READ.
WE GOT AN "A."
WHAT'S THIS "WE"?
YOU DIDN'T DO A THING.
I HANDED IT IN.
MM-HMM.
WELL, I'LL DO
THE NEXT ONE BY MYSELF.
AND LEAVE THE GIRL
WITH NOTHING TO DO?
"COUGAR"?
SHE WAS IN
MY NATURAL HISTORY CLASS.
SHE WAS THE ONE WHO KNEW
SHARKS HAVE NO MEMORY.
FOR REAL?
IT'S A SCIENTIFIC FACT.
NEXT TIME A SHARK
NIBBLES ON ME, I'LL SAY
"YOU TRIED ME YESTERDAY
AND I WASN'T TASTY, REMEMBER?"
Denise:
THERE SHE IS!
HEY, COUGAR!
DENISE!
SORRY I COULDN'T
MAKE IT LAST NIGHT.
WHERE WERE YOU?
IT WAS AMATEUR NIGHT
AT THE "BOOM-BOOM ROOM."
I CAN'T TELL
IF YOU'RE SERIOUS.
IT'S BROKEN--
I KNOW IT IS!
I KEPT
THE SALES SLIP.
WE'LL RETURN THEM.
NOT MY SHOE, NINNY,
MY FOOT!
GET ME ICE
AND A TOWEL.
WHITLEY,
EXPERIENCE THE PAIN
THEN MOVE ON
PAST IT.
RON, IF YOU DON'T HAVE
ANYTHING GOOD TO SAY
KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT.
I'VE CERTAINLY
LEARNED THAT.
WHITLEY,
WHAT HAPPENED?
I WAS SKIPPING ALONG--
HAPPY AS A LARK.
SUDDENLY, I WAS SABOTAGED
BY LACK OF TRACTION
ON MY SNAKESKIN STILETTOS.
LIFE CAN
BE CRUEL.
I SEE IT HAS BEEN TO YOU.
OUT OF MY WAY!
IT'S AN EMERGENCY!
YOU SHOULD SEE A DOCTOR.
I KNEW A MODEL WHO BROKE
HER KNEE AND IT HEALED WRONG.
NOW SHE CAN ONLY DO
JUMPSUITS AND WEDDING DRESSES.
PERHAPS
YOU'RE RIGHT.
TAKE ME TO
THE INFIRMARY.
YES, YOUR SICKNESS.
EXCUSE ME.
RON, WHERE'S
YOUR MIND?
FIREMAN'S CARRY.
OH, DWAYNE,
THANK YOU!
HOW CHIVALROUS
OF YOU.
KEEP YOUR
HANDS STILL.
MILLIE...
GET MY BOOKS, MY TOILETRIES.
TELL EVERYBODY
LAVENDER ROSES--
NONE OF THOSE
SEASONAL ARRANGEMENTS!
WHITLEY GILBERT,
THE CLEOPATRA OF GILBERT HALL.
CAN I ASK
A FAVOR?
SURE, I OWE YOU.
MY ROOMMATE HAS
THIS NEW BOYFRIEND.
IT'S CROWDED.
I WAS WONDERING
SINCE WHITLEY WILL BE
IN THE INFIRMARY
CAN I CRASH
IN HER ROOM?
ARE YOU KIDDING?
IF SHE FOUND OUT,
SHE'D KILL ME
AND SEND MILLIE
AFTER YOU.
HOW ABOUT SOMEPLACE ELSE
IN YOUR DORM?
COUGAR, WHAT IF
WE GET CAUGHT?
COME ON.
I DIDN'T THINK
ABOUT THAT
WHEN I WROTE YOURNAME
ON OUR PAPER THIS MORNING.
OKAY.
NEXT TIME, SPELL IT RIGHT.
OKAY.
SLEEP TIGHT.
DON'T LET
THE BUGS BITE.
THANKS FOR SNEAKING ME IN.
YOU'RE A PAL!
IF THIS WORKS OUT,
YOU CAN TRY IT WITH A GUY.
HOW DO YOU KNOW
I ALREADY HAVEN'T?
OH, WILD GUESS.
VERY FUNNY.
WHITLEY!
WHITLEY GILBERT.
"GILBERT, 20-S."
( music )
SOFT AS A BABY'S BUTT.
IT FIGURES.
CLASS.
HIGH-HO, SILVER.
AWAY!
( loud knocking )
EASY ON THAT DOOR!
IT'S OLDER THAN I AM!
WHO IS IT?
WHITLEY GILBERT.
AND MILLIE!
SORRY, GIRLS, IT'S PAST CURFEW.
GET A MOTEL ROOM.
LET ME IN!
I'M ON CRUTCHES.
YOU'D BETTER BE.
MY GOD, YOU ARE
ON CRUTCHES!
WHAT HAPPENED?
WHAT DIDN'T HAPPEN?
I WAITED FOUR HOURS.
NOT A MAGAZINE THERE.
I GET A ONCE-OVER
AND THEY THROW ME
ON THE STREET.
THEY DID SAY
IT WAS JUST A SPRAIN.
THOSE QUACKS!
IF IT'S A HAIRLINE FRACTURE,
IT WON'T SHOW FOR WEEKS.
YES. WELL, WHY DON'T
WE ALL GET TO BED?
YOU MUST BE EXHAUSTED
FROM ALL THIS WHINING.
GUESS YOU HAVE TO BE
ON YOUR DEATH BED
TO GET SOME SYMPATHY
AROUND HERE.
YOU MIGHT NOT GET IT THEN.
WHOOPS!
AHH!
OUT, OUT,
YOU MISCREANT!
LOOK, MY BED, MY SHEETS,
MY PILLOWS!
WHAT'S WRONG?
THAT UNBATHED
RAGAMUFFIN
HAS VIOLATED
THE SANCTITY OF MY BOUDOIR!
WHERE IS HE?
IS HE GONE?
WHAT WERE YOU GOING TO DO,
GROOM HIM TO DEATH?
WHAT'S GOING ON?
YOUR FRIEND WAS
SLEEPING IN MY BED.
IT'S AN OUTRAGE!
I TOLD HER NOT
TO COME IN HERE!
Lettie:
DENISE...
TELL ME EVERYTHING
YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS GIRL.
I DON'T KNOW
THAT MUCH ABOUT COUGAR.
"COUGAR"!
SHE'S PROBABLY CALLED THAT
BECAUSE SHE WAS RAISED
BY A PACK OF 'EM.
QUIET.
PEOPLE ARE TRYING
TO SLEEP HERE.
HOW COULD YOU GO
INTO WHITLEY'S ROOM
AFTER I ASKED YOU NOT TO?
YOU KEEP PULLING THIS STUFF,
YOU'LL GET KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL.
NO, I WON'T.
AND WHY WON'T YOU?
BECAUSE I'M NOT IN SCHOOL.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
I'M NOT ENROLLED AT HILLMAN.
THAT'S WHY I STOPPED GOING
TO MOSELEY'S CLASS--
HE ALMOST FOUND ME OUT.
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
NO, THIS IS A STAND-UP ROUTINE.
THOUGHT I'D TRY IT
ON YOU RIGHT HERE.
WHY CAN'T YOUR PARENTS
HELP OUT?
THEY'RE KIND OF
ON A FIXED INCOME.
THEY'RE DEAD.
I'M SORRY.
I HARDLY
KNEW 'EM.
HAVEN'T HAD A ROOF OVER
MY HEAD SINCE I WAS 15.
OH, WOW.
THAT MUST BE TOUGH.
NAH, YOU LEARN A LOT
SLEEPING UNDER THE STARS.
IT'S KIND OF LIKE NIGHT SCHOOL.
YOU LOOK UP AND YOU SEE
THE BEGINNING OF THE UNIVERSE.
I LIKE TO THINK OF IT
AS GOD ON THE JOB.
THAT'S REALLY BEAUTIFUL.
ANYWAY, I DECIDED TO LEARN MORE,
SO HERE I AM.
AT LEAST, HERE I WAS.
SORRY I GOT YOU
IN TROUBLE.
I THINK I'LL
CHECK OUT AUSTRALIA.
GET A TAN...
LIFT A FEW
WITH CROCODILE DUNDEE.
COUGAR, YOU JUST CAN'T LEAVE!
G'DAY, MATE.
...AND IN PHYSICS
COUGAR GAVE AN ANSWER
THAT WAS SO AMAZING
PROFESSOR KLEINDORF
SPOKE IN GERMAN.
IT TOOK 15 MINUTES
TO CALM HIM DOWN.
IT'S SCARY.
THIS WOMAN HAS A MIND
ALMOST AS FINE AS MINE.
DID I TELL YOU ABOUT
MY PERFECT SCORE ON MY S.A.T.s?
YES, YOU HAVE-- OFTEN.
HIT ON DENISE
ON YOUR OWN TIME.
WHERE IS
THIS GENIUS?
SHE'S RIGHT
OUTSIDE.
WHAT WERE YOU GUYS DOING?
I'M FREEZING
MY DERRIERE OFF.
DID I MENTION SHE SPEAKS
THREE LANGUAGES?
AND SHE DOGGED ME
IN EVERY ONE OF THEM.
SPANISH:
O, BABY,
QUE LINDA, LINDA...
DWAYNE, ITALIAN:
BASTA.
COUGAR--
I'M LETTIE.
THESE TWO
CHARACTERS
THINK YOU SHOULD BE
ENROLLED AT HILLMAN.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
I KNOW, YOU'RE OFFERING ME
A FOOTBALL SCHOLARSHIP.
SHE DIDN'T MEAN THAT.
SHE'S UNDER PRESSURE.
LET'S JUST SAY I COULD
PULL A FEW STRINGS
IF I HAD A MIND TO.
YOU MEAN IT?
FOR REAL?
I'M OFFERING YOU A CHANCE
TO BE HERE LEGITIMATELY.
WHY?
I ALWAYS WANTED
A RING IN MY NOSE
BUT I NEVER HAD THE GUTS.
DO ME A FAVOR--
PINCH ME, GO ON.
OW!
BUT YOU'VE GOT TO
STOP SLEEPING
IN OTHER PEOPLE'S
BEDS, GOLDILOCKS.
NO PROBLEM.
THERE SHE IS!
THE GUILTY ALWAYS
RETURN TO THE SCENE
OF THE CRIME.
I'LL MAKE AN APPOINTMENT
WITH DEAN MOSELEY
TO TALK ABOUT
ADMITTING YOU
INTO HILLMAN.
OH, THAT'S JUST PEACHY.
WHERE YOU GOING TO GET
HER TRANSCRIPTS FROM--
THE F.B.I.?
SO IT CAN BE
EITHER THE NORTH POLE
OR THE SOUTH POLE?
NOW YOU'RE GETTING
THE HANG OF IT.
I AM?
YES, YOU ARE.
NOW LEAVE.
LETITIA!
HOW GOOD
TO SEE YOU.
CHARLES, YOU'RE
LOOKING WONDERFUL.
YOU'VE LOST WEIGHT,
HAVEN'T YOU?
I'VE BEEN JOGGING A LITTLE.
WHERE DID YOU
GET THAT?
I SPENT A WHOLE
$1.50 ON THIS.
IT'S NICE.
YOU KNOW DENISE
AND COUGAR.
OUR DROP-IN
STUDENT.
WE'D LIKE TO DISCUSS
HAVING HER DROP IN PERMANENTLY.
REALLY?
WHERE?
AT HILLMAN.
FROM WHAT I HEAR,
SHE'S A PERFECT APPLICANT.
A HIGH SCHOOL DROPOUT
WHOSE EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES
INCLUDE BREAKING AND ENTERING.
CHARLES, YOU'RE ALWAYS GRUMPY
WHEN YOU'RE DIETING.
GIVE COUGAR
A CHANCE.
SHE BELONGS
AT HILLMAN.
YOU SAID SHE REMINDS YOU
OF YOU AT HER AGE.
YOU WERE NEVER HER AGE,
WERE YOU, CHARLES?
WHAT YOU'RE ASKING MEANS
BENDING A LOT OF RULES.
THAT'S HIGHLY UNUSUAL.
SO'S COUGAR.
I REMEMBER
YOU BENT A FEW RULES
WHEN YOU WERE 20
AND I WAS...
I NEVER DID
ANY SUCH THING.
MAYBE NOT, BUT THAT NIGHT
AT THE HARVEST BALL
YOU WANTED TO,
DIDN'T YOU?
YOU REMEMBER THAT?
ONE ALWAYS REMEMBERS
THE OPPORTUNITIES
ONE HAS MISSED.
BEND A FEW RULES
THIS TIME.
YOU WON'T REGRET IT.
NO, IT'S OUT
OF THE QUESTION.
SHE HAS AN ORIGINAL MIND,
AND SHE'S NOT AFRAID TO USE IT.
IF YOU
DON'T AGREE
YOU'LL BE DOING HILLMAN
AND YOURSELF A DISSERVICE.
DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO GET
YOUR WAY, DON'T YOU?
IT'S NOT MY WAY.
IT'S THE RIGHT WAY.
ALL RIGHT.
YES!
ANYTHING
ELSE?
WE ALSO NEED
A SCHOLARSHIP.
HOW ABOUT A CAR?
JUST KIDDING.
SHE HAS TO TAKE
THE S.A.T.s.
ALL RIGHT!
AND DO BETTER
THAN YOU, DENISE.
THANK YOU,
CHARLES.
NEXT TIME YOU'RE OUT
JOGGING, STOP BY.
MAYBE I WILL.
GOOD NIGHT, LADIES.
WHAT A PUSHOVER.
YOU'LL BREEZE
THROUGH THOSE S.A.T.s!
I'M NOT TAKING THEM.
I BEG YOUR PARDON?
I'M NOT PUTTING ON A TUTU
AND JUMPING THROUGH HOOPS
LIKE FIFI THE POODLE,
JUST TO PROVE HOW SMART I AM.
YOU PUT ON THAT DRESS.
AND I JUMPED THROUGH A FEW HOOPS
FOR YOUR SAKE, YOUNG LADY.
I'M SORRY.
I APPRECIATE IT
BUT THE WHOLE THING
IS A MISTAKE.
YES, MINE--
FOR THINKING YOU HAD THE GUTS
TO GO THROUGH WITH THIS.
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE?
YOU'RE A COWARD.
YOU HELP HER--
YOU GET IN TROUBLE.
YOU STICK YOUR NECK OUT,
SHE RUNS AWAY.
IF I WERE YOU,
I'D BE MAD.
I AM MAD.
WAIT A MINUTE!
COUGAR COULD BE A WALK-IN.
A WHAT?
AN EVOLVED SPIRIT
FROM ANOTHER GALAXY
WHO WALKS INTO A BODY
TO GUIDE HUMANITY
TO A HIGHER LEVEL.
I HOPE YOU ARE
REAL CAREFUL
WHO YOU TELL THAT STUFF TO.
THE WALK-IN
JUST WALKED IN.
CAN I TALK TO YOU
A MINUTE?
YOU'RE PROBABLY
PRETTY UPSET WITH ME.
SHE'S MAD.
COME ON,
WE'VE GOT CLASS.
WELL, SHE IS MAD.
I DON'T
BLAME YOU, OKAY?
I OWE YOU A LOT.
NOT JUST ME, COUGAR.
YOU KNOW,
WHEN I WAS NINE YEARS OLD
I WAS THE WORLD'S
FASTEST RUNNER.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
I WAS--
UNTIL SOMEBODY TIMED ME.
FOR SOME STRANGE REASON
THAT STOPWATCH
MAKES ME A LOT SLOWER.
AM I SUPPOSED TO USE
DEDUCTIVE REASONING
TO FIGURE THIS OUT?
LETTIE WAS RIGHT--
I'M A BIG CHICKEN!
WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF?
DON'T YOU GET IT?
AS LONG AS I'M JUST DROPPING IN
I'M STILL THE FASTEST RUNNER
IN THE WORLD.
COUGAR, THIS IS NOT A RACE.
OH, SURE IT IS.
BUT I'M TAKING THE TEST ANYWAY.
ALL RIGHT!
I KNEW YOU'D
SAY THAT.
IF I FLUNK...
YOU WON'T FLUNK.
YOU'RE THE FASTEST RUNNER
IN THE WORLD.
YOU'RE STARTING
TO BUG ME.
OH, YEAH?
THERE'S SOMETHING
THAT'S BUGGING ME.
WHERE DID YOU GET
THIS NAME-- COUGAR?
I NEVER TOLD ANYONE THIS BEFORE.
MY FATHER NAMED ME COUGAR
AFTER THE CAR
HE WOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE TO BUY
IF I HADN'T BEEN BORN.
THAT'S SO SAD.
HEY, IT COULD HAVE BEEN A VOLVO.
HOW'S THAT?
IT'S STILL
THROBBING.
HEY, YOU GUYS
COUGAR DID GREAT
ON THE S.A.T.s.
All:
WAY TO GO!
DID YOU KNOW ABOUT
MY PERFECT SCORE ON MY S.A.T.s?
All:
WE KNOW, DWAYNE.
THEN IT'S OFFICIAL.
SHE GETS THE SCHOLARSHIP--
SHE'S IN!
ALL RIGHT!
CAN SHE MOVE
INTO THE DORM?
SHE'D BE THAT MUCH CLOSER
WHEN YOU NEEDED
YOUR HOMEWORK DONE.
WHY DON'T WE BUILD
A CAT BOX FOR HER
ON THE BACK PORCH?
WE COULD ALWAYS MOVE THAT
EXTRA BED BACK INTO YOUR ROOM.
WHAT?!
Jaleesa:
WHITLEY!
YOU'RE CURED!
IT'S A MIRACLE!
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