A.N.T. Farm (2011–2014): Season 3, Episode 11 - MutANT Farm 3 - full transcript
The mutants arrive at what they think is a boarding school for monsters.
Subs created by: David Coleman.
This place is gruesome!
A boarding school designed
just for us mutants.
It even smells like death in here.
Actually, that's my afternoon snack.
I got it from the farmer's market.
I ripped it off a farmer.
I can't wait to meet Zoltan Grundy!
I hear he's larger than life.
I am the great and powerful Grundy.
You're a fly?
No, I'm not a fly.
Flies are pitiful and weak!
I am an enchanted sparkle Pixie!
Wait. If you're a Pixie, then
why do you need a jet pack?
The truth is, since I put on a little
weight, my wings don't hold me up anymore.
I'm ashamed to say I'm tipping
the scales at two ounces.
Anyway, this state-of-the-art facility
features the world's first Doomavator.
This Mutant Farm can go all the way
up to heaven and all the way down to...
The parking garage!
And also the fiery underworld.
Oh, no! Here comes the evil one!
Hi, Lexi.
What are you doing here?
You're not a mutant.
Well, I've been keeping it secret,
but the truth is I am a mutant.
Not a disgusting, hideous one like
you guys, but a beautiful mermaid.
Ooh! Let me see!
So? How do I look?
I thought mermaids were
supposed to be pretty?
But this is what all
beautiful mermaids look like.
Don't you ever watch Real
Housewives of Atlantis?
Hello, everyone, I'm Winter.
Welcome to your new home for...
Eternity!
What do you mean?
The only one who's going to spend
eternity in high school is Fletcher.
Yeah!
This isn't a school. It's a prison!
What? Winter, you can't do this!
I demand you...
Ooh!
Shiny!
I cannot believe he fell for that.
Ooh, shiny!
♪Ooh, ooh. Ooh. Doo, doo.
♪Ooh, ooh. Ooh. Doo, doo.
Woo!
♪Everybody's got that thing.
♪Something different, we all bring.
♪Don't you let 'em, clip your wings.
♪You got it! You got it!
♪We're on fire and we
blaze, in extraordinary ways.
♪365 days.
♪We got it! We got it!
♪You can dream it. You can be it.
♪If you can feel
it, you can believe it!
♪Because I am, you are, we are...
♪Exceptional.
♪Exceptional!
♪Yeah, I am, you are, we are...
♪Exceptional.
♪Exceptional!
♪Ooh, ooh, ooh. Ooh, ooh.
Woo!
- Stop it!
- Let me go!
- Stop it!
- Ow! Come on.
What are you going to do to
us? Are we going to be tortured?
No, of course not.
But I will be harnessing
your mutant abilities
to make me the worlds' most powerful...
Aquarium supplies distributor!
Huh?
What do you need us for?
To work your fingers to the
bone making aquarium gravel!
In a delightful assortment
of eye-catching colors.
Turn him to stone!
Stop!
Careful! I just got snake extensions!
This batch is good.
You can't make us do this!
Ha! My prices can't
be beat, but you can!
I'll start with you, Fletcher.
Hey, the boss knows my name.
Do we at least get a lunch break?
Sure. We can all have Sushi!
Technically, Lexi would be Sashimi.
Sushi is prepared with vinegared
rice called Shan and comes in
many different forms, Makizushi,
Nigirizushi, Chirashizushi...
You said we weren't
going to be tortured!
What a day.
My feet are killing me.
We cannot stay in this prison
for the rest of our lives.
Or the rest of our deaths.
We've need to find a
way to get out of here.
And quit our jobs?
I already have a bad reference from my last
boss. He said I was, "a pain in the neck".
Because I was annoying.
So I bit him in the neck!
Maybe if we can
supercharge the Doomavator,
we can launch it out of the
building like an escape pod.
I hope it works before I
have to get back in that tank.
This pond scum is making
my legs look disgusting!
Yeah, it's your legs
that look disgusting.
What?
What is that?
It seems that the power surge ripped
a hole in the fabric of the Universe.
This might be our way out!
You can't just go through
there! It might be dangerous.
- Let Fletcher go first.
- Yeah.
Where are we?
It looks just like our
world, only cleaner.
We must be in Canada!
Wherever we are, Winter is
going to come looking for us.
We need to figure out
how to close this portal.
I might be able to repair the
fractured atomic bonds by reversing
the electrostatic interaction
that created the initial fracture.
Or we could just do this.
The Universe left its fly open.
In the Universe's
defense, so did Fletcher.
Come on, let's look around.
When did they put a
mirror in the Ant Farm?
We look hideous!
Speak for yourself. Za-zow!
Guys, I don't think this is a mirror.
Oh, thank goodness! And also...
Why do you guys look like us,
and where did you come from?
We came through a zipper
thingy and, well...
Olive, why don't you explain?
It appears we traversed dimensions
through some sort of portal,
arriving here from a Parallel Universe.
Okay, I don't know what
happened, but two Olives?
I'm all for it.
Good, because we don't want to go back.
In our world, we're considered freaks.
We're considered freaks here, too!
I wouldn't call us freaks.
We're prodigies. I'm a singer.
I sing too!
Ugh, here we go.
♪Callin' the monsters,
calling all the monsters.
♪I'm calling all, I'm calling
all, I'm calling all the monsters!
♪Aye yeah-eh
eh! Aye yeah-eh eh!
♪Aye yeah-eh eh! Yeah-eh!
♪Heart thumps and you jump.
Coming down with goosebumps.
♪You dare to go there
I'm-a get you so scared!
♪We're wantin' to.
♪We're hauntin' you.
♪We're wantin' to.
♪Freed from this hat
thing's ready for combat .
♪Can provide my own beat.
With my rat-a-tat rattle.
Yeah well, you get the idea.
These smoothies are great! They make
them out of fruit instead of fruit bats!
Really?
Ah! Giant brain freeze!
Guys, this place is awesome!
Yeah, according to this
terrible young adult novel,
human girls find Vampires irresistible.
Hey, beautiful.
I'd say you make my heart
skip a beat but, uh, I'm dead.
Wait! Don't you want
to be on Team Fletcher?
Guys, I wish we could stay, but
tomorrow, when Halloween's over,
people are going to see
these aren't costumes.
When the humans realize I'm a mutant,
they'll mount me on the wall and
make me sing Take Me to the River.
We just have to figure
out how to blend in.
Make ourselves more like humans.
You mean by using bio-metamorphic
technology to alter our genetic makeup?
No. I have something
even more foolproof.
Completely realistic costumes!
All I did was comb my
hair and brush my teeth.
This is perfect! No one
will suspect a thing.
We'll finally be safe.
Don't be so sure. I'm getting a vision!
Winter is still looking for us!
Whoever finds those mutants will be
rewarded with this treasure chest!
As well as a filter, an air
pump, and a little plastic plant.
Everything you need to get
started in the fulfilling
and delightful world of
tropical fish ownership.
Careful! You'll knock over the...
I'm free! I'm free!
I'm going to fly away from
here and never look back!
What's your hurry, big boy?
Hello.
I haven't seen you around
the enchanted forest.
Ooh, you turned out the light.
Oh...
So, Winter's never going
to stop looking for us?
What if she finds the portal?
That's not going to happen. Who's
going to leave a zipper open like that?
Uh...
Fletcher?
If we want Winter to stop looking for
us, she'll have to think she found us.
We need to trick the real humans into
taking our place in that mutant prison.
But how?
We'll just get them to dress up like us,
and invite them to a fake Halloween party.
Ooh! A fake party?
We can have fake balloons
and a fake cake and...
I can invite my fake girlfriend!
You don't have a fake girlfriend!
What fake girl would
wanna go out with you?
Thanks for inviting us to your party.
And for helping us pick
out these great costumes.
Although I was hoping to
wear something with fishnets,
not something that could get
caught in an actual fish net.
Come on. The party's this way.
I can even hear the music.
It's supposed to be party music!
It is. Mozart composed some
of the best party music ever!
They're not going to want to come
to a party where they're playing...
Ooh, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart's
Eine Kleine Nachtmusik!
That's my jam!
Have fun...
Forever!
This calls for an evil laugh!
Tee!
Tee-hee! Tee-hee!
Wow!
They really decorated the Ant Farm!
This is so cool!
Thanks...
Guys? Where'd they go?
And why is no one else at this party?
Oh. Here come some people.
Hi.
- Hey, what are you doing?
- Watch it!
Wow, this guy really
wants to dance with me.
Whoa!
There you are!
You thought you could
escape, but you can't!
Now get to work! These pebbles
are not going to make themselves.
Interesting factoid, pebbles
actually do make themselves,
thanks to the wonders of erosion!
You don't understand. We're
not mutants, we're humans!
Then explain your hideous appearance.
I ask her that every day.
We're just wearing Halloween costumes!
Just turn him to stone!
See? Rubber snakes!
Nice try, mutant scum.
Obviously, you figured out a way to
transform your appearance to look human.
No, it's true! See?
These are fake fangs!
Why did I put these
in with rubber cement?
Because I told you to.
I'm not a catfish! See,
I don't have whiskers!
Just because you bleach them,
doesn't mean you don't have them.
Okay, we need to fit in.
Let's act like a group of
humans spending time together.
Hey, guys. Have you seen human Chyna?
I trimmed my bangs in her room,
and they kind of slithered away.
Good! Now shave the rest of them off.
Along with your leg
snakes, your armpit snakes,
and that one snake growing
out of the mole on your back!
What's going on?
We tricked the real humans
into dressing like us
and then we sent them to mutant world.
Now we can stay here forever!
You sent the humans to our dimension?
But they're going to be
imprisoned and forced to
work for Winter in the
aquarium supplies industry!
Ah, the best job I ever had.
Except for those two glorious
hours as a teller at the Blood Bank.
- You guys are monsters!
- Shh! Don't blow our cover!
You know, just because we're cold-blooded
doesn't mean we have to act cold-blooded.
Ugh, I hate cold blood!
But if you pop it in the
microwave for 20 seconds...
I'm going to go rescue them.
Even if I have to do it myself.
Wow! What's this place?
Oops. Wrong dimension!
I keep telling you, I can't
turn anyone into stone!
Well, that was weird.
It's me. I'm here to rescue
you! All we have to do is...
Whoa!
Don't hit me.
In this case, you actually
can get blood from a stone.
Who said that?
Something strange is going on here.
I'm not sure this is a real statue.
Are you a statue or not?
- I'm a statue.
- Okay then.
Wait!
If you were really a statue, you
wouldn't have answered that question
because everyone knows
that statues can't hear.
Fine, I'm not a statue.
But you're about to become one!
Why aren't you turning to
stone? It works on everyone.
Well, except...
Mutants.
You're a mutant!
What? I'm not a mutant.
It's working! I'm turning to
stone! Look at me! I'm a statue!
- It worked!
- Run! The window!
No! Don't open the window...
Winter is a mutant!
Well, the joke's on her.
This wolf stole her clothes.
And you made fun of my whiskers?
Wait, if you're a mutant, then why
would you imprison other mutants?
Because, by ridding the
world of creatures like you,
I will become the world's
most powerful mutant!
And aquarium supplies distributor.
Well, if you're a mutant too,
then you have to either get locked up
with the rest of us or set us all free.
There's a third option.
I tear you to pieces.
Bad dog! Sit!
I can't believe you all
came back to help me.
Even you, Lexi.
Actually, she refused, so we
had to bait her into coming.
Cut me loose!
We got a fighter!
Don't grab us! Grab
her! She's a mutant, too!
What? No!
What gives you that impression?
This mutant world is crazy.
I can't believe there's a
Winter even more evil than ours.
Yes, but you have to admit,
she has very reasonable prices.
I'm sorry you were
tricked and imprisoned.
You don't have to be sorry.
You're the one who came
back to save us. Thank you.
I think this calls for a hug.
Chynas?
Pixie Grundy, what were you doing...
Down there?
Meeting with my lawyers.
I've regained full
control of the Mutant Farm.
This place will be a school after all.
A place where mutants can
feel free to be who they are...
And do what they do.
All right, well, good luck.
This place is gruesome!
A boarding school designed
just for us mutants.
It even smells like death in here.
Actually, that's my afternoon snack.
I got it from the farmer's market.
I ripped it off a farmer.
I can't wait to meet Zoltan Grundy!
I hear he's larger than life.
I am the great and powerful Grundy.
You're a fly?
No, I'm not a fly.
Flies are pitiful and weak!
I am an enchanted sparkle Pixie!
Wait. If you're a Pixie, then
why do you need a jet pack?
The truth is, since I put on a little
weight, my wings don't hold me up anymore.
I'm ashamed to say I'm tipping
the scales at two ounces.
Anyway, this state-of-the-art facility
features the world's first Doomavator.
This Mutant Farm can go all the way
up to heaven and all the way down to...
The parking garage!
And also the fiery underworld.
Oh, no! Here comes the evil one!
Hi, Lexi.
What are you doing here?
You're not a mutant.
Well, I've been keeping it secret,
but the truth is I am a mutant.
Not a disgusting, hideous one like
you guys, but a beautiful mermaid.
Ooh! Let me see!
So? How do I look?
I thought mermaids were
supposed to be pretty?
But this is what all
beautiful mermaids look like.
Don't you ever watch Real
Housewives of Atlantis?
Hello, everyone, I'm Winter.
Welcome to your new home for...
Eternity!
What do you mean?
The only one who's going to spend
eternity in high school is Fletcher.
Yeah!
This isn't a school. It's a prison!
What? Winter, you can't do this!
I demand you...
Ooh!
Shiny!
I cannot believe he fell for that.
Ooh, shiny!
♪Ooh, ooh. Ooh. Doo, doo.
♪Ooh, ooh. Ooh. Doo, doo.
Woo!
♪Everybody's got that thing.
♪Something different, we all bring.
♪Don't you let 'em, clip your wings.
♪You got it! You got it!
♪We're on fire and we
blaze, in extraordinary ways.
♪365 days.
♪We got it! We got it!
♪You can dream it. You can be it.
♪If you can feel
it, you can believe it!
♪Because I am, you are, we are...
♪Exceptional.
♪Exceptional!
♪Yeah, I am, you are, we are...
♪Exceptional.
♪Exceptional!
♪Ooh, ooh, ooh. Ooh, ooh.
Woo!
- Stop it!
- Let me go!
- Stop it!
- Ow! Come on.
What are you going to do to
us? Are we going to be tortured?
No, of course not.
But I will be harnessing
your mutant abilities
to make me the worlds' most powerful...
Aquarium supplies distributor!
Huh?
What do you need us for?
To work your fingers to the
bone making aquarium gravel!
In a delightful assortment
of eye-catching colors.
Turn him to stone!
Stop!
Careful! I just got snake extensions!
This batch is good.
You can't make us do this!
Ha! My prices can't
be beat, but you can!
I'll start with you, Fletcher.
Hey, the boss knows my name.
Do we at least get a lunch break?
Sure. We can all have Sushi!
Technically, Lexi would be Sashimi.
Sushi is prepared with vinegared
rice called Shan and comes in
many different forms, Makizushi,
Nigirizushi, Chirashizushi...
You said we weren't
going to be tortured!
What a day.
My feet are killing me.
We cannot stay in this prison
for the rest of our lives.
Or the rest of our deaths.
We've need to find a
way to get out of here.
And quit our jobs?
I already have a bad reference from my last
boss. He said I was, "a pain in the neck".
Because I was annoying.
So I bit him in the neck!
Maybe if we can
supercharge the Doomavator,
we can launch it out of the
building like an escape pod.
I hope it works before I
have to get back in that tank.
This pond scum is making
my legs look disgusting!
Yeah, it's your legs
that look disgusting.
What?
What is that?
It seems that the power surge ripped
a hole in the fabric of the Universe.
This might be our way out!
You can't just go through
there! It might be dangerous.
- Let Fletcher go first.
- Yeah.
Where are we?
It looks just like our
world, only cleaner.
We must be in Canada!
Wherever we are, Winter is
going to come looking for us.
We need to figure out
how to close this portal.
I might be able to repair the
fractured atomic bonds by reversing
the electrostatic interaction
that created the initial fracture.
Or we could just do this.
The Universe left its fly open.
In the Universe's
defense, so did Fletcher.
Come on, let's look around.
When did they put a
mirror in the Ant Farm?
We look hideous!
Speak for yourself. Za-zow!
Guys, I don't think this is a mirror.
Oh, thank goodness! And also...
Why do you guys look like us,
and where did you come from?
We came through a zipper
thingy and, well...
Olive, why don't you explain?
It appears we traversed dimensions
through some sort of portal,
arriving here from a Parallel Universe.
Okay, I don't know what
happened, but two Olives?
I'm all for it.
Good, because we don't want to go back.
In our world, we're considered freaks.
We're considered freaks here, too!
I wouldn't call us freaks.
We're prodigies. I'm a singer.
I sing too!
Ugh, here we go.
♪Callin' the monsters,
calling all the monsters.
♪I'm calling all, I'm calling
all, I'm calling all the monsters!
♪Aye yeah-eh
eh! Aye yeah-eh eh!
♪Aye yeah-eh eh! Yeah-eh!
♪Heart thumps and you jump.
Coming down with goosebumps.
♪You dare to go there
I'm-a get you so scared!
♪We're wantin' to.
♪We're hauntin' you.
♪We're wantin' to.
♪Freed from this hat
thing's ready for combat .
♪Can provide my own beat.
With my rat-a-tat rattle.
Yeah well, you get the idea.
These smoothies are great! They make
them out of fruit instead of fruit bats!
Really?
Ah! Giant brain freeze!
Guys, this place is awesome!
Yeah, according to this
terrible young adult novel,
human girls find Vampires irresistible.
Hey, beautiful.
I'd say you make my heart
skip a beat but, uh, I'm dead.
Wait! Don't you want
to be on Team Fletcher?
Guys, I wish we could stay, but
tomorrow, when Halloween's over,
people are going to see
these aren't costumes.
When the humans realize I'm a mutant,
they'll mount me on the wall and
make me sing Take Me to the River.
We just have to figure
out how to blend in.
Make ourselves more like humans.
You mean by using bio-metamorphic
technology to alter our genetic makeup?
No. I have something
even more foolproof.
Completely realistic costumes!
All I did was comb my
hair and brush my teeth.
This is perfect! No one
will suspect a thing.
We'll finally be safe.
Don't be so sure. I'm getting a vision!
Winter is still looking for us!
Whoever finds those mutants will be
rewarded with this treasure chest!
As well as a filter, an air
pump, and a little plastic plant.
Everything you need to get
started in the fulfilling
and delightful world of
tropical fish ownership.
Careful! You'll knock over the...
I'm free! I'm free!
I'm going to fly away from
here and never look back!
What's your hurry, big boy?
Hello.
I haven't seen you around
the enchanted forest.
Ooh, you turned out the light.
Oh...
So, Winter's never going
to stop looking for us?
What if she finds the portal?
That's not going to happen. Who's
going to leave a zipper open like that?
Uh...
Fletcher?
If we want Winter to stop looking for
us, she'll have to think she found us.
We need to trick the real humans into
taking our place in that mutant prison.
But how?
We'll just get them to dress up like us,
and invite them to a fake Halloween party.
Ooh! A fake party?
We can have fake balloons
and a fake cake and...
I can invite my fake girlfriend!
You don't have a fake girlfriend!
What fake girl would
wanna go out with you?
Thanks for inviting us to your party.
And for helping us pick
out these great costumes.
Although I was hoping to
wear something with fishnets,
not something that could get
caught in an actual fish net.
Come on. The party's this way.
I can even hear the music.
It's supposed to be party music!
It is. Mozart composed some
of the best party music ever!
They're not going to want to come
to a party where they're playing...
Ooh, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart's
Eine Kleine Nachtmusik!
That's my jam!
Have fun...
Forever!
This calls for an evil laugh!
Tee!
Tee-hee! Tee-hee!
Wow!
They really decorated the Ant Farm!
This is so cool!
Thanks...
Guys? Where'd they go?
And why is no one else at this party?
Oh. Here come some people.
Hi.
- Hey, what are you doing?
- Watch it!
Wow, this guy really
wants to dance with me.
Whoa!
There you are!
You thought you could
escape, but you can't!
Now get to work! These pebbles
are not going to make themselves.
Interesting factoid, pebbles
actually do make themselves,
thanks to the wonders of erosion!
You don't understand. We're
not mutants, we're humans!
Then explain your hideous appearance.
I ask her that every day.
We're just wearing Halloween costumes!
Just turn him to stone!
See? Rubber snakes!
Nice try, mutant scum.
Obviously, you figured out a way to
transform your appearance to look human.
No, it's true! See?
These are fake fangs!
Why did I put these
in with rubber cement?
Because I told you to.
I'm not a catfish! See,
I don't have whiskers!
Just because you bleach them,
doesn't mean you don't have them.
Okay, we need to fit in.
Let's act like a group of
humans spending time together.
Hey, guys. Have you seen human Chyna?
I trimmed my bangs in her room,
and they kind of slithered away.
Good! Now shave the rest of them off.
Along with your leg
snakes, your armpit snakes,
and that one snake growing
out of the mole on your back!
What's going on?
We tricked the real humans
into dressing like us
and then we sent them to mutant world.
Now we can stay here forever!
You sent the humans to our dimension?
But they're going to be
imprisoned and forced to
work for Winter in the
aquarium supplies industry!
Ah, the best job I ever had.
Except for those two glorious
hours as a teller at the Blood Bank.
- You guys are monsters!
- Shh! Don't blow our cover!
You know, just because we're cold-blooded
doesn't mean we have to act cold-blooded.
Ugh, I hate cold blood!
But if you pop it in the
microwave for 20 seconds...
I'm going to go rescue them.
Even if I have to do it myself.
Wow! What's this place?
Oops. Wrong dimension!
I keep telling you, I can't
turn anyone into stone!
Well, that was weird.
It's me. I'm here to rescue
you! All we have to do is...
Whoa!
Don't hit me.
In this case, you actually
can get blood from a stone.
Who said that?
Something strange is going on here.
I'm not sure this is a real statue.
Are you a statue or not?
- I'm a statue.
- Okay then.
Wait!
If you were really a statue, you
wouldn't have answered that question
because everyone knows
that statues can't hear.
Fine, I'm not a statue.
But you're about to become one!
Why aren't you turning to
stone? It works on everyone.
Well, except...
Mutants.
You're a mutant!
What? I'm not a mutant.
It's working! I'm turning to
stone! Look at me! I'm a statue!
- It worked!
- Run! The window!
No! Don't open the window...
Winter is a mutant!
Well, the joke's on her.
This wolf stole her clothes.
And you made fun of my whiskers?
Wait, if you're a mutant, then why
would you imprison other mutants?
Because, by ridding the
world of creatures like you,
I will become the world's
most powerful mutant!
And aquarium supplies distributor.
Well, if you're a mutant too,
then you have to either get locked up
with the rest of us or set us all free.
There's a third option.
I tear you to pieces.
Bad dog! Sit!
I can't believe you all
came back to help me.
Even you, Lexi.
Actually, she refused, so we
had to bait her into coming.
Cut me loose!
We got a fighter!
Don't grab us! Grab
her! She's a mutant, too!
What? No!
What gives you that impression?
This mutant world is crazy.
I can't believe there's a
Winter even more evil than ours.
Yes, but you have to admit,
she has very reasonable prices.
I'm sorry you were
tricked and imprisoned.
You don't have to be sorry.
You're the one who came
back to save us. Thank you.
I think this calls for a hug.
Chynas?
Pixie Grundy, what were you doing...
Down there?
Meeting with my lawyers.
I've regained full
control of the Mutant Farm.
This place will be a school after all.
A place where mutants can
feel free to be who they are...
And do what they do.
All right, well, good luck.