90210 (2008–2013): Season 4, Episode 4 - Let the Games Begin - full transcript

Navid surprises Dixon with some studio time to apologize for messing things up with a music producer, where Dixon feels the pressure to create a hit song. Naomi plots revenge to take down rival Holly (guest star Megalyn Echikunwoke) and her sorority during the Greek games, which requires Austin's (guest star Justin Deeley) help, much to Naomi's dismay. Silver directs a disastrous commercial for Liam's bar, while Ivy feels torn between her relationship and her friends.

Previously on 90210:
You're the only one

who really understands
the loss I feel.

Jim took my place that night.

Your husband is dead
because of me.

What am I going to do?
I'm 20 years old,

and the baby's father is dead.

I don't know how we're
going to live together

or raise a baby,

but I want to give it a try.

They paid us to
hang out with them?

We're escorts.

It's totally legal.

You're running a car theft ring
on my stage?

We're running a car theft
ring out of your stage.

I'm gonna have to pull
a all-nighter, and I'm
already losing energy.

I got my ADHD medication
here somewhere.

I gave his stage space
to someone else

last minute,
an-and Juice got pissed.

Do you know how much
I've worked for this?

Your test results came in.

You are not pregnant.

Oh, I can still go to MIT;
you can go to CU.

We could go on with our
lives like we planned.

I know she doesn't want

to know what's Max
was thinking right now,

but someday she will.

It's a love letter

from Naomi's ex-boyfriend
breaking her heart.

This'll come in handy when
I'm bringing that bitch down.

I'm going to go drop
out of Kappa.
No, you can't.

If I'm going to destroy her,
I need someone on the inside.

♪ ♪

(Naomi gasps)

Oh, I just almost got mauled
by a rabid pack of joggers,

and not one of them
stop to check me out.

I need a latte, stat.


Ew! What is this, sugar-free?

That's all they serve.

Holly passed a motion last year
to skinnify the coffee bar.

How is that up to her?

Control the Greek Council,
control the campus.

Which brings me
to why I called this meeting.

Ladies, I do not do
second fiddle.

I need to replace Holly
as head of the Greek Council

by beating the Kappas
at the Greek Games.

Uh, Naomi, it's not that easy.

More sweaty joggers.

NAOMI: What in God's name
are they doing?
MARGENE: Running.

From the fashion police?

Pink velour is so '06!

ALANA: They're training
for the Greek Games.

The whole campus is.

The Kappas paired up
with Tau Pai Nu,

the football
team frat.

They can't lose.

Every sorority pairs
with a fraternity.

We're with Psi Phi Upsilon.

The basketball team?

I never realized

these games were so un-fun.

I'm not giving up.

My little double agent
Annie has promised

to throw
the volleyball game.

I mean, it's not
like the Kappas

haven't been beaten before,


three years ago,

the stoner frat
and their partner won.

Chi Phi Tau.

Don't you know one of them--
that Austin guy?

Maybe he could give us
some tips.

The last time I asked
that guy for tips,

I ended up wrestling a pig.

We understand.

Taking Holly down
is a herculean task.

Anyone would be intimidated.

Watch out, girls,

don't step in any cow Pis.


If you think a bunch
of tanorexics

in mortifying jogging suits
are gonna scare me off,

you clearly don't know me
very well.


That really is disgusting.

No carbs, Clare.

Okay, all, refuel, regroup
at the lap pool in 20.

Geez, is she
always this tough?

Oh, this is nothing.

Last year she made us sleep
in ankle weights.



Thank you.

You know what? Actually,
I'm fine with just water.

I got it.

Are you sure?

I'll pay you back.

I just got my textbooks
and so I'm short on cash.

Look, Annie, if you need
a way to make money quickly,

you know
how to do it.

Yes, well, being a paid
escort isn't the first thing

that comes to mind when
I think after-school job.


After-school job?

Annie, folding sweaters
is so not Kappa.

If you need money, there's
always the Kappa scholarship.

I mean,
it's very competitive,

but with my recommendation,

I'm sure
you'd have a shot.

Wow, that
sounds amazing.

The only thing is, the
application is due this Friday,

so you'd have
to work on the essay

and turn in the application
this week,

so it wouldn't really
give you much time

to train for the Games.

Oh, but what
about volleyball?

Yeah, it's a shame,
but I'm sure

the rest of the girls
would understand.

Sure hope so.


For you.

What's this?


Your cut.

Of what,
your stolen car money?

Navid, we are partners now.

I may be
in a dishonorable business,

but I am
an honorable businessman.

That's your half
of the profits.

Cash in a shopping bag?

Oh, I-I've seen
this movie before,

and this never ends well for
the guy with the shopping bag.

I'm not taking
your dirty money.

It's already yours.

Go buy yourself a new car

or do something nice
for one of your friends.

I don't care,

it's out of my hands.

(clicks tongue)

My stuff from home
finally got here.





This is going on the board.

My mom cut my hair
until I was 16,



These are the pictures
from that day at the lake.

Jim was so sunburned,

Apartment rentals?

Yeah, we need
a new place to live.

You're not raising a baby
in a bar.

Wow, are those prices
in dollars?

Yeah, it's expensive
living near the beach.

We could commute.

From Encino.

Maybe we won't have to.

This is from
Jim's life insurance company.

I need to fly back
to Alaska

to file a death certificate.

I couldn't deal with doing it
before, but it's time.

We need the money.

No, no, I am not taking
Jim's life insurance money.

I've been mooching off you
since I got here,

and you're trying
to get the bar off the ground.

Let me help.

Not in that way.

The bar will start
to bring in cash eventually.

We'll be fine.

But we need money now.



Oh, dude, when you said
you had a surprise for me,

I thought it was
free burritos or something.

This has to be expensive.

Studio time?

Ah, don't worry
about what it costs.

It's yours
next five days.

Well, I got a
little extra

because of Bieber,
and, uh, I feel bad

'cause I messed things up
for you with that producer.

Let me make
it up to you.

I... I can't accept this.

It's out of my hands.

Oh, uh, better than burritos?

I'm going to kiss you
on the mouth.

Come here.
Whoa, whoa,
whoa, easy now.

Oh, my God,

you're here.

I'm so embarrassed.

Yeah, you, you look
real embarrassed.

Yeah, I was just driving
down from Malibu,

and I spilled an
entire iced coffee

on the front of
my couture dress.

That would be
a $900 dress.

I had to soak it before
the stain set in.

How'd you get in here?

You boys really
should lock up.

I mean, crazies could just
wander in off the street.


Crazies in sexy underwear?

I'm half-naked here;

don't mock me.

The way you're mocking me?


What are you
talking about?

Stop wasting my time,
tell me what you want.

Fine. I want your help
with the Greek Games.

I happen to know that you were
with the winning frat

a couple years ago
and I'm gonna need some tips

if I'm going to take down
Holly and her stupid Kappas.

Holly Strickler?

And you thought

the way to get my help
was to try and seduce me?

Trust me, this hurts me
more than it hurts you.

I find you repulsive.

And I find you
a pain in the ass.

You know what?

I don't need your help

because you are
the single most annoying man

on the entire planet.

Well, you're no peach
yourself there, sweetheart.

(low grunt)

(both moaning)

What do you taste like?
What is that-- hay?




(both moaning)

Well, now
it's a nine dollar dress.

(both moaning)

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I have Devon slated for
the pie-eating contest.

Sheldon, you look double-jointed.

You can do the limbo.

And surfing competition, we
have a ringer-- Ivy Sullivan,

new Pi member.

Say what?

Oh, uh-uh,

I am not joining your sorority, okay?

Plus, I can't-- I
don't even go to CU.

Yes, you do.

I signed you up for
ceramics and paid Alexis

to go to class for you every week.

You're welcome. Wait,

so what about that Austin guy?

He wouldn't do anything for you?


Nothing pertinent to the Games.


it's just us, but we do have Annie.

Actually, uh, no, you don't.

I had to drop out of the Games.

No, no,

you're... you're our secret weapon.

How are we supposed to win without you?

I'm sorry. (overlapping chatter)

AUSTIN: There's one
way to beat the Kappas.


The key, ladies, to defeating the enemy

is finding their Achilles heel.

Every team has one; I'll find theirs.

That's my end of the bargain.

Yours is, you got to be ready to strike.

The year my frat

won the Games, we all stopped
smoking weed for an entire week.

You want to win?

You need that level
of commitment, ladies.

You want a secret weapon?

You got one.

Now, who's in?


All right, last one
to the practice field

does suicide sprints, let's go.

That's right, let's go, let's go.

Whoo! Whoo!

Look at all the dudes, all right.

That means you, too,

bird legs.

What? Come on.

Ow! Come on, let's go, go, let's go!

Morning, beautiful.

(both laugh)



You're in a good mood.

Yeah, I like knowing Dixon is heading

to his first day in
the studio right now.

You should have seen his face.

It was classic.

Can you really afford this?

Yeah. Just got it covered.

Navid, talk to me.

Tell me what's going on.

Did you have to bump Juice for Bieber

because your family needs money?

It was... it was
definitely for my family.

Look, it's done, okay?

I got some extra money, and I'm
making things right with Dixon.

It feels good.

In fact, why don't I fund
a little project for you?

I mean, you need something on your reel

other than documentaries.
Navid, you don't have to do that.

I know I don't have to do it. I want to.

We'll just call me your Sugar Daddy.

No, I will not.

Please? Just once. Okay.

No. (laughs)

No, quit it. I'm not asking for much.


There's nowhere to put all of this.

The walk-in is completely full.

Man. We moved twice this
amount at the opening.

I based the order on that.

Maybe we store it in your
bedroom, or something?

Is Jane sleeping?

She went to Alaska for a few days.

Is everything okay?

If by okay you mean

we're going to be living on her
dead husband's insurance money

because the bar's not turning a profit,

then yeah, things are great.

These things take time.

I don't have time.

I gotta make this thing work now.

It's not just Jane, you know,

it's my life.

Sorry, I thought you were open.

We are.

You know what? I need some air.

Do you think I could
take my break right now?


Yeah, I think I could spare you.

ADRIANNA: Thank you.

Sorry about that.

I just cannot do the
casual thing with Ade.

I don't know if I'll ever be able to.

Not getting in the middle of it. (sighs)

Fair enough. Okay.

Happier topic.

So Navid is funding a project for me.

I know a lot of directors
get started in commercials,

so I was thinking: you
need to advertise, right?

I need experience.

Now, before you say no... I'll do it.

You realize I want you to
be in the commercial, right?

If it will help the bar take off,

I will... tap dance in
a chicken suit. Okay.

Well, I was thinking more
jazz hands in a gorilla suit,

but I will consider a chicken suit.

All right.

Oh, wait a minute.

Do I know you?

Yeah, I do.

You work at that bar on Main.

Offshore, yeah.

That's gotta be hard work,

slinging cocktails for
sunburnt tourists. Right?

You on your break?

Um... actually, it's
more like a mental break.

There was an uncomfortable
situation that

I needed to get away from.

So... What is it, your boss?


No, he's actually my friend.

But he wants to be more?

That's typical.

No, it's not like that.

That's probably why he's running a bar

in the first place, is to
pick up pretty girls like you.

He's more like my brother.
My really protective brother.

I don't... I don't mean anything by it.

And it's, it's good that
he doesn't hit on you.

So does he have a
girlfriend or something?

You know what? It's getting late.

I really should be heading back.

Uh, but it was nice meeting you.


♪ Two girls... uh... two more... ♪

♪ Mm, they... uh, uh... ♪

(music and beats cut off)

Look, I-I-I can't, I can't
think of nothing, man.

Um... what do you think?

Well, I don't think you're
going to be cutting an EP

in five days at this pace.

But... don't feel bad, kid.

The artists who are
blowing up at your age,

they're of a certain breed.

They eat, sleep and breathe music 24-7.

Believe me, not everybody
has that kind of focus.

Let's, uh, switch up line 23, 24...

Um, yo, uh... can I get a minute?

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Hi there. Can I help you?

Got anything to quench my thirst?

Here at Offshore, the beer is cold...

the view is hot...

and the surf is up.

So come on down.




Liam, what are you doing?

I'm... I'm acting.

Well, don't.

Yeah, maybe don't. Ever.

And you, I really need
you to hit your mark.

Are you seeing the tape on the ground?

I'm kind of seeing two.

Is this real beer?!


Great. Uh, all right.

Can someone make a coffee run for her?

Please? Really fast?

And get an iced tea
for Coco! She's thirsty.

Is it hot in here?

Yeah, the AC's busted.

I think we blew out a fuse
because of all these lights.

Everybody hang in there, okay?

If we can stay on track for one
more hour, we can make our day.


What now?

I think Coco just puffed.

Okay, everybody. Take five.

Okay? Take five.

♪ ♪

AUSTIN: Last one. Last
one, Clark, let's go.

That's what you said last time.

Yeah, I lied. Nice work.

You're the devil.

And you made a deal with me. Yes, I did.

And we are running
ourselves ragged here.

When are you going to live up
to your half of the bargain?

Tonight. I know Holly's weakness.

Right. What is it already?

You'll see. Just meet me at
the track here tonight, 9:00.

She runs in the dark so
nobody sees her sweat.

Trust me.

Nice work, ladies.

And... action!

Here at Offshore,

the beer is cold...

(Liam grunts)

(actress giggling)

ACTRESS: Sorry. Come on.

Oh, my gosh. I am so sorry.

LIAM: What are you doing there?


And that's a wrap!

(bell rings)

Sorry. I know that wasn't
supposed to be funny,

but that really was.

Are you sure you got it?

Because I really want to
give it my all, you know?

Liam, you've given me
all you can give me.

That, I am sure of.

That was brilliant. Shut up, man.

So how'd it go?

Let's just say Robert De Niro I am not.

You know what? You've had a long day.

I'll clean it up.


Are you sure?

I'm sure.

Good night, Mr. De Niro.

Hey. I've been out on the deck.

You're home! What are you doing?

I thought this was Austin's room.

Yeah. Yeah, it is.

He's just... always stealing my socks.

Um, what are you doing here?

Oh, Austin let me in before he left.

I cannot get any work
done at the sorority.

Someone is always blasting Britney.

What are you working on?

Uh, my essay for the Kappa scholarship.

If I don't get it, I really don't know

how I'm going to pay for school.

Tuition's due in two
weeks and I can't call Mom.

Well, I'd rather call
her for tuition than rent.

Hey, Mom, how's Paris?

Well, I dropped out of
school to work on my music,

and that's not working out
either. Send money for pizza.

Actually, in Paris I
believe it's called le pizza.

Le pizza sounds so good right now.

Ooh! It really does.

Oh, here. Mushroom
and pepperoni, please.


On-on second thought,
maybe we should call Mom.

Dixon, Mom and Dad have
their own money problems.

We're adults now.

We have to find our own solutions.

You're right.

So this is your plan, 007?

Just sitting here?

Where's Holly?

You know, believe it or not,
I'm really trying to help you.

Like you helped me with your crazy pig?

All right, fair enough.

But you know, not every
girl can wrestle a hog.

I mean, for a spoiled

little Beverly Hills
brat, you've got true grit.

I actually liked that movie.

Even though it was
full of filthy cowboys.

Well, the good thing about
us filthy cowboys is that, uh,

well, we know how to
handle a load of bull.

Are you saying I'm full of it?

I'm saying I can handle it.


What the hell?

Hey, Holls.

You know Naomi.

Apparently so do you.


We are so over.

The two of you were dating?

I wouldn't say dating.

We just, uh, we've
hooked up a few times.

You know, I tried to move
on and she keyed my truck.

So that's what this was,

us here, us kissing,
it was to piss her off.

That was your plan?

Talk about an Achilles heel.

Pretty awesome, right?

(forced chuckle) One up top.

Awesome. There it is.


(music playing through headphones)


Ade? What's going on?

Did you spend the night here?

I must have.

I met a guy on the pier yesterday.

He seemed friendly, but
then he started asking

all these personal
questions, so I shut it down.

And then last night
when I was closing up,

he was outside on the deck, waiting.

Why didn't you wake me up?

You'd had a long day.

I thought I'd wait him out, and...

I don't know, I guess I fell asleep.

So you spent the night here
being terrorized by a stalker?

I could have taken care of it!

You know what? I'm
going to take care of it.

(keypad beeping)

EMCEE: Ladies and gentlemen,

welcome to CU's 25th annual Greek Games!

♪ ♪

Okay, so are you all good?

Do you need anything at all?

Dude, you know, I don't have to do this.

I just... I can just drop out right
now, it's not even a big deal...

Ivy, I do not need you to
nurse me all the time, okay?

Now, get out there and
kick some Kappa butt!

Right, because apparently

winning for my sorority's
what I'm all about now.

Definitely. The fate of the
Greek world lies in your hands.

Wish me luck. EMCEE: And
the surf competition's off

to a rousing start, with Ivy
Sullivan kicking off round one.

♪ ♪

Ouch! Kappa goes down!

Whoo! Yeah!

Sullivan takes it for Zeta Rho Pi.

Let's go! Pop it!

Who will be the first to
pop their balloon? Pop it!

Oh, come on, pop it!

Come on, Sheldon! Go, go!

Hurry! Hurry!

EMCEE: Ooh, watch out! Harder!

Kappas win! Way to burst
their bubbles, ladies.

Yes! Winner!

Reigning champions Mu Mu Gamma
should have a lock on this one,

if last year is any indication.
NAOMI: Yeah, Devon, come on!

Come on, Devon! Come on!

♪ ♪

Come on! Eat that cream!

EMCEE: But no! There it is! To carbs!

Yes! And the Pi's take
the pie eating contest.

In your face, Krappas!

Yeah, buddy.

(chuckles) What's your problem?

My problem is that you used me

to get revenge on your ex-girlfriend.

Yeah, I know. I thought you'd be glad.

I mean, come on, look at her.

Come on, she is off her game.
All you got to do is finish her.

I mean, that-that's what
you wanted, isn't it?

Is there something else going on here?

(laughs): No.

No, there's nothing else going on.

Let's win this.


Hey, um... you guys are Chi Phi Tau,

the party frat, right?

What gave you that idea?

(chuckles) Yeah, um...

Look, uh, I was, uh,

wondering if you guys knew
where I could score some, um...

some homework helpers?

Some what?


Some pills, dude.

Some ADHD medication.

Hey, dude, do I look like a pharmacist?

I mean...

No. No, no, you don't.

I'm-I'm sorry.

Relax, broheim! I'm
just screwing with you.

(goofy chuckling)

Ask the math team.

They pop that stuff like candy.

Hey, yo, Maggie!

This dude wants some
performance-enhancing drugs.

Oh, hey, hey! (mutters)

Are you in Orgo? I'm
getting a lot of traffic

from pre-meds this week,
must be some mid-term.

No, I'm not in Orgo, but
I-I do have a lot to do

in a little bit of time.
Okay, well, my own prescription

is controlled release, but I
can get you the quick pop, too.

Is it a one-night cram session,
research paper or more recreational?

'Cause, you know, for a
real bump, you snort it.

Either way, the pills
start at $15 apiece.

I-I'll take whatever you've got.

EMCEE: Next up is the
gladiator challenge.

Hey, Holly! Got a
sec? I need you to sign

this letter of recommendation
for my application.

It's gonna have to wait, 'cause
she's about to get her butt kicked.

♪ ♪

Next up in the gladiator event:

It's Kappa Lambda Eta
versus Zeta Rho Pi!

Now, remember ladies, each
blow is worth two points.

First one to ten wins,
unless one of you can knock

the other one into the snot tub,

resulting in an automatic victory!

Fight! (bell dings)

Looks like someone's
been skipping the gym.

Better than skipping the bikini waxer.


Hope you've been enjoying
my sloppy seconds.

Funny, he never mentioned
you. All those late nights

that he spent training
me, you never came up.

EMCEE: That's two blows for
Clark! Zeta Rho Pi's up by four!

A blow to the heart. Nice one.

I get it, you don't play fair.

But guess what? Neither do I.

You know Max, don't you?

♪ ♪



EMCEE: That must have hurt,
Pis! You're gonna have to claw

your way back from that one!

Only a few events remain,

but it's still anybody's game!

Keep fighting, Greeks!

(applause and cheering)

Why are you here, Max?

Your friend Holly called me.

I could tell he was
super important to you

because of the letter Annie had.

You mess with my heart,
I will mess with yours.

I will take you down on every level.

The letter? The one I was gonna
burn? The one I threw away?

I'm so sorry. I have
no idea how she got it.

Sure, you don't.

Kappa Lambda all the way,
Kappa Lambda here to stay?

I have to go wash off.

Can I get one for the alumni magazine?

Yes, sir.

That was a great set.

Got some backside air
there on that last A-frame.

Thanks. You surf?

No, but I take pictures
of people who do,

so I pick up the lingo.


You're a... you're a great subject.

Thanks, man. I'm Nick.

Ivy. Well, more like you're
an awesome photographer.

Dude, these are amazing.

Okay, don't look so hot there.

That was an
assignment-- Kenya.

Really? Yeah, I freelance
for National Geographic.


I'm actually teaching
a photography seminar

next semester to get the
rest of my grad credits,

if you're interested.
Yeah, that sounds rad.

Yo, could I show those to
my husband? Do you mind?

Husband? Yeah. Sure.

Why not?

Raj?! Raj?!

Will you help me,
please? Something's wrong.

He's... recovering from chemotherapy.

I don't know what happened.

No, I-Ivy. It's o...

It's okay, it's okay, it's...
No, it's not okay, Raj.

Look, I just got a little dehydrated.

It's-It's not a big deal. It's fine.

Okay, will you please
stop arguing with me?

We're taking you home. Come on.

I understand your concerned,
but without evidence

of a threat, there's not much I can do.

Well, if we wait until he
does something threatening,

it'll be too late. (sighs)

Well, I was probably
making too much of it.

I'll call you if anything else happens.

Thank you, Officer.

What were the police doing here?

Nothing. They were doing nothing.

Like me.

Liam, what's going on?

What's going on is I'm
useless-- to Adrianna, to you,

definitely to this stupid
bar. Why are you so mad?

What are you talking about?

I can't provide for you, I can't
help the people I care about,

I can't get this stupid
place off the ground.

I hate that you had to go back to Alaska

to get Jim's life insurance money.

You didn't want to
face it, but you had to,

because of me.


Liam, I had to face it
because it's reality.

I just want to protect you,
and I feel like I'm failing.

(sighs) You can't protect me from this.

He's gone.

(sighs) I know. I'm sorry.

But I'm glad you're here.

Me, too.

Here's your stuff.

Thank you. It was nice of you.

Look, I'm sorry I startled you.

Your friend called and said
you were ready to talk, so...

That girl's not my friend.

She's this sorority chick
that I've been sparring with.

I didn't tell her to call you,
and, you know, I'm really sorry

that you came all this
way under false pretenses.

No, I...

It's good to see you. I'm glad I came.

And it really wasn't that far.

I mean, Cal Tech's just in Pasadena.

Cal Tech?

What happened to MIT?

Well, I decided to stay closer to home.

And to you.

I thought about you every
day. I tried to get in touch

with you, you changed all your numbers.

I-I wanted to tell you that I'm sorry.

And that's why I wrote
that letter. Max...

I let myself be really
vulnerable with you.

I don't... I don't do
that. I don't do it ever!

I was an idiot, but...

I never stopped loving you.


I miss you.

I miss you, too.


(chuckling) What are you...

what are you doing fighting
with some sorority girl?

I mean, that seems kind of beneath you.

(sighs) I don't know.

God, it's good to see you.

I suddenly feel like myself again.

The best version of myself.

This is okay, right?

I mean...

you haven't met anyone else?

No. No, I haven't.



Hey, guys, hey, look,
I'm focused, I'm inspired,

I'm ready to eat, sleep
and breathe music 24/7.

So set it up. Same song as last time.

Promise you, man, it's
gonna be great. (chuckles)

Hey, Clark, look alive, okay?

The race is about to start.

EMCEE: Kappa-Tau and
Pi-Phi are all tied up.

Whoever wins this, wins
the games and control

of the Greek Council for the next year!

May the best team win!

(blows whistle)

Okay, big relay race.

First team to finish the orange pass

goes right to the piggyback ride.

♪ ♪

Ooh, orange down!

That's gotta hurt!

Looks like the Kappas are pulling ahead.

Hey, hey, Vanessa, your
Beemer's being towed,

and Holly wants us to switch out.

Holly wants you to switch.


Come on! Come on!

Come on!

Come on! Go! Go! Go!

(crowd chatter)

Come on, get on.


(screaming and cheering)

(cheering and screaming)

We have a winner!

We did it. (laughing)

It's now time to pass
the scepter to the new

head of the Greek council.

Choke on it.


(screaming and cheering)

(Naomi and Max laughing)



After that stunt you pulled
today, you can forget about

Kappa all together, and by the way,

I was never going to recommend
you for that scholarship.

It was just a way to
get you out of the games.

Good luck paying your tuition.



Well, Holly just
de-Kappa-tated me.


Yeah, I'm not surprised.

But I'm gonna need some money, so

I hope that you and
I can still hang out.

Like in group situations,

with your rich friends.



Raj, what is your deal?

I mean, you haven't
spoken more than two words

since we left the hospital.

You didn't need to make such
a scene at the beach, Ivy.

I got a little dehydrated-- it
could have happened to anybody.

Yeah, okay, well, you're not
anybody-- you're my husband.

Yeah, your sick husband who
you worry about all the time!

I just wanted to have
some fun today, Ivy,

and it became all about me being sick!

Don't tell me not

to worry when the one time
I look away, you collapse.

It's not your fault!

It-it's not about you.

I'm the one who's sick.

Yeah, I'm just so sick of being sick!

And it doesn't make it
better when you're constantly

fussing over me!



Nothing. I... I don't know.

I just don't remember the last time

you had this much energy
to pick a fight with me.

Just saying maybe
you're turning a corner,

and this chemo's actually working?

Well, I am feeling a little better.

How much better?

Good enough to do this. Do what?

Mmm. (laughing)


Oh, if you're here to let me down

easy about the commercial,
don't worry about it.

I know I sucked. Well,
actually, I'm just

here for a drink, but the line
at the bar is kind of long.

Oh, yeah, I'm sure all three
of my customers are probably

dying of thirst.

...this is ridiculous.

Hey, superstar.

WOMAN: Hey, it's him!

Hey, take your shirt off.


What is going on?

Okay, I may have gotten a
little creative with the editing.

Just take a look.

♪ ♪

(airy sigh)

LIAM: Here at Offshore,

the beer is cold,

the view is hot.


The surf is up.

So come on down.


Look, it already has a ton of hits,

and there are more pouring
in every day. Are you mad?

Are you kidding?

Help me get some drinks
started for these people.

Oh, that's what I'm talking about.

Okay, you, you, go, go, go.


Great party, Councilwoman.

There are champagne
glasses in the wet bar.

Tastes the same, doesn't matter
what you drink it out of. (sighs)

What are you even doing here?
We're done with the games.

Are we?

Hmm? Hmm.

You don't need me for that anymore.

Tastes the same, doesn't matter
what you drink it out of, right?

Okay, is this about that little nerd

I saw you talking to earlier?

Who was that guy?

That guy is the love of my life.


And as much fun as it's been being used,

Max values me for who I am.

He sees the good in me.


Okay, he's the love of your life.

So what are you still standing
here talking to me for?

I'm not.


Max might see the good in you,

but I see the bad.

And I like it.

(both moaning)



I've been that person before.

I'm not going to do this again.

To our new council president!

Long live the queen!


There's a lot of love in this room,





MAN: Can we talk?

You're Jane's husband.


- You're dead.
- Don't tell them.