90210 (2008–2013): Season 4, Episode 23 - A Tale of Two Parties - full transcript

You and I
belong together.

You can overcome anything.

Maybe we're the ones

that are meant to be together.

NAVID:
You slept with Silver.

She told you?
No, you just did.

ANNIE:
I knew about your faith,

and I knew you were going
into the priesthood, and...

I knew we couldn't
be together.

I hope you don't feel
like you made a mistake.

Annie, I'll never regret it.



Even Dixon
wouldn't burn down a house

and frame his roommate for it.

I had to do what I had to do
to protect someone, okay?

There's a lot more to that story
that you don't know.

What is this for Dixon...
a prank gone wrong?

I'd go to jail

for prostitution.

I made real sacrifices for you.

I am asking you to step up
and do what's right.

Having it come out
that I was a prostitute

is the last thing
that I need.

IVY:
Why would you give him

a fake ID?

Because I don't have
a real one.



I'm in this country
illegally.

Looks like I got a positive ID
on the suspect in the 207.

There are really good guys
out there.

Actually, I loved
a really good guy once.

That mean you'll still plan my wedding?
Yes, of course.

Here's the groom now.

Naomi, I'd like you
to meet...

Max?

I do.

Naomi.

What?

I-I said I...
I do like it.

Oh.
A lot.

Good, good. Sorry.

I just spaced out
there for a second.

It's still a
little crazy

that I am planning
your wedding.

I know.
Small world, huh?

You were telling me
about your business.

It's a software
that helps Fortune 500 companies

maximize their use
of social media marketing

in the B-to-B sector.

Our IPO raised
$80 million.

Oh.

I do not understand
a word you said

up until $80 million, but
that part sounds great.

I'm so happy for you.

Thanks.
I do think that you should take

this jacket off
and try the one

that I had sent
over earlier.

Okay. There we go.

Take that off.
Yeah.

You must be pulling
a lot of strings for this.

And I know it...
it seems a little fast,

but ever since Madison
and I met, it's just been

this whirlwind romance.

Oh.

Well, I guess, when you
know, you know, right?

Max.
Yeah?

Are you sure you're okay with
me planning your wedding?

I'm fine with it... if you are.

Of course, yeah.

Honestly, I'm just
concerned about Madison.

I mean, it must be

hard for her
with our history and all that.

No, don't worry about her.

She's not like...
you know, other girls.

She, uh... she doesn't have
a jealous bone in her body.

She's just

sweet and happy.

Max? (whimpers)

Honey, are you... you okay?

What's wrong?

My maid of honor
just called.

She has shingles.

My bachelorette party
is tomorrow night.

Naomi, I'd
hate to ask...

you've already
done so much...

but would you
mind hosting?

Oh... It's all planned.
All you'd have to do

is make sure everything
runs smoothly.

Planning your wedding
is one thing,

but hosting your bachelorette...
that's... not weird for you?

You mean because
of you and Max?

It's fine.

We all have a past.

In junior high, I was
obsessed with Nick Carter.

Oh.
MAX: Yeah, we're talking

Backstreet Boys locker shrine.
(laughs)

MADISON: Like you
and Max, it's...

ancient history.

Right, ancient history.

Good.

I'm glad we agree on that.

Then it's settled.

Thank you so
much, Naomi.

You are just...
the best.

Or second best.

"Newcomer Liam Court

"should stop trying
to save the planet

and go back to
modeling underwear."

Yeah. Can we please
change the subject?

I don't want to think
about the movie or the premiere.

Hey, I'm just trying
to lighten the mood.

That night wasn't exactly great
for me, either.

Why?
What'd you burn down this time?

I guess that's what
everybody thinks.

I'm the arsonist
who got kicked out of college.

Which makes it
kind of hard to get a job.

Unless you want
to give me one.

Thought you were, uh, managing

Adrianna's new
country music career.

ADRIANNA:
No.

Not anymore.

Hi.
Hey.

Hey.
Hey.

(sighs)

Look, I hope you didn't
invite me here

to try to talk me
into working together,

because I really can't work
with someone I don't trust.

Hey, I just wanted you to know

that I got a call
from Bruno Jacoby,

and he wants to shoot
your music video.

Are you kidding me?
Nope.

And no matter what
you think of me,

I'm not the kind of guy who
wouldn't pass that along.

So there you go.

And hey, man, I am sorry
about your movie review.

I know what it's like to have
everybody think you suck.

For the record,
I thought you

were the best part
of that movie.

(chuckles)
Yeah, thanks.

But it's not really the
review I'm worried about.

It's Silver.

She's going
through so much.

This is the last
thing she needs.

(sighs)

How is she?

I think she's...
still confused.

Good.

How is that good?

'Cause it means
I have a shot.

As long as she doesn't know
for sure what she wants,

I'm going to keep fighting
for what I want.

Excuse me.

Uh, do you happen to know where
I could find Caleb Walsh?

I really need
to speak to him.

He quit the seminary.

He quit?
Yes. He said he feels

he's no longer worthy
of the cloth.

That's exactly what
I was afraid of.

He's punishing himself
for something that I did.

I am the terrible person,
not him.

Can you just talk to him

or, you know,
forgive him or something?

I can.

And God forgives
without reservation.

But he needs to forgive himself,

and with people,
it's usually not that simple.

(instrumental country music
playing over stereo)

So what do you think?

Is it country enough?

I mean, yeah, the music's good.

Yeah?
It's a little wordy, though.

(chuckles) Very funny.

See, that's my problem.

I need to come up with a
good hook, and I'm so stumped.

Bruno Jacoby said
that I need to write

something personal
and from the heart.

Maybe you can get some
inspiration from my

cancer strategy appointment.

There's a sad country song
if I've ever heard one.

Believe it or not,

that song
would probably be a hit.

But I will... look elsewhere.

Maybe something...
in this magazine, perhaps.

(chuckling)

I can't believe I'm
in the tabloids.

What has my life come to?

Well, you
look pretty.

The real question is...

"What will she choose?

Bedroom eyes or bedroom abs?"

Pretty sure both those guys
hate me right now.

Picked a really good time
to alienate my support system.

Hey.

Uh... (chuckles)
Hey, man.

What are you doing here?

Uh, I'm looking
for a job.

Oh. Yeah, Ade cut me
loose, and, you know,

I didn't want to push
her into anything.

So I got to find another
way to make some money.

Hey, uh, listen, man.

I'm really sorry I was...
I was hard on you,

you know, when you
came back in town.

I guess I was just, uh,
looking out for Dixon.

Yeah, I know.

It's cool, you know?

(low chatter)

It just sucks when an
innocent party gets punished

for something they didn't do.
Yeah.

What are you doing here?
Don't you go to Princeton?

No, not anymore. I'm, uh,
picking up a course schedule.

I'm enrolling at CU.

Nice.
Yeah,

with what's going on
with Silver,

uh, think I should be here.

I mean, I just... I heard
what happened with her and Liam.

You're being a lot
cooler about it

than I would be.

I-I'm not going to lie...
it's-it's, uh...

it's not the best
news I ever heard.

But it's not like
she cheated on me.

She was just, uh, you know,
in a vulnerable place.

If anyone's to
blame, it's Liam.

I mean, he really took
advantage of her.

Mm-hmm.
Like you said, punish the guilty party.

Yeah.
MAX: Hey, guys.

Hey, whoa!
Max Miller.

What's going on?

Max Miller 2.0.

Hey, uh, what's this...

what's this about
you getting married?

Actually, that's why I'm here.

Uh, Naomi's hosting Madison's...

uh, my fiancée's bachelorette,
and it just got me thinking

that you guys should come
to my bachelor party.

Dude, I'm honored.

I already talked to Liam,

and-and he generously
offered the Offshore.

Oh. Yeah, Liam, uh...

he loves to share
everything.

Austin, you should
come, too.

You're serious?

After everything
that happened with Naomi,

and you want me at your party?

The band that I hired
had to back out,

and I know you got
a lot of connections

in the music industry, so I...

I thought maybe you could, uh,
handle the entertainment.

Uh...

Yeah, I could do that.

Great.

Great.
Hey, I'm in.

All right, well,
I'll see you both there.

Hey, congrats.
Thanks, man.

Really good to see you.

You, too.
Yeah.

All right, man.

Catch you later.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.

Time to punish the guilty.

IVY:
Has anyone seen Diego Flores?

Hey, buddy.

Excuse me. Does...

does anybody here
know Diego Flores?

Please?

Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Ivy, right?

Yeah.

Yeah, we all know
Diego, all right?

He's, uh...
he's our boy.

But, you know, none of
these guys have papers, either,

so they don't really want
to be seen talking to you

after what happened with Diego.

Okay, I never meant
to get him in trouble.

All right? I turned myself in.

I-I agreed to their
court-mandated therapy.

I mean, come on,
maybe the police

will work something t
for him, too.

Diego's undocumented.

All right, they catch him,

convict him of a felony,
he's deported.

Come on,
there has to be something

that I can do here.
You're the whole reason

he's hiding out
in the first place.

All right, you've already
caused enough trouble.

Leave him alone.

Look, if you really
care about Diego,

you'll never see him again.

ANNIE: Would you
put down the implants?

Naomi,
this is a doctor's office,

not Girls Gone Wild.

Oh, speaking of,
I'm hosting

Little Miss Perfect's
bachelorette party

tomorrow night.
You're all coming.

Wait. Madison
invited us?

Well, apparently,
she has no problem whatsoever

with the fact that Max
was once obsessed with me.

She says his friends
are her friends, so yeah.

And she even wants
Ade to sing.

Oh, that's so sweet.

(chuckles)

Too sweet.

No one is that perfect,
despite what Max thinks.

ANNIE:
All right.

Is it possible that you may be...
and just hear me out...

a teensy bit jealous?

Me, jealous?

Um, I'm sorry, it's not like
she's better than me.

She has flaws, too.

She just hides them better
than most people.

Hmm.

Seriously, guys,
what if she has some

deep dark secret
from her past or something.

I mean, I thought PJ was the
second coming of Chris Pine,

and look what happened
with that.

Well, you've got a point there.

Exactly. I have to figure out
that girl's flaws.

For Max's sake.

Hi, Erin.

Hey.

I'm Dr. Bronson.

So, I hear you're ready to talk
about a surgery schedule.

Oh, uh, well, yeah,
I'm not sure yet.

But until I take care of this,
I feel like

I'm a walking time bomb,
you know?

I understand.

It's nice that you have
so much support.

Oh, we're just hear to
help her pick out implants.

Personally, I think, go
big or go home. (chuckles)

Um, choosing breast size is

probably one of
the easier parts.

But you have a lot
you need to decide.

Like what?

A preventative mastectomy
won't affect your fertility.

But a lot of women
put off having

their ovaries removed until
after they've had children.

But if she waits too long,

then she could get
ovarian cancer, right?

The risks do increase
with time.

But I thought
she could have kids later

if she freezes her eggs.

Fertilized embryos offer
a greater success rate.

Are you currently
in a relationship?

Actually, she's in two.
No, I'm not in any relationship.

Is that a problem?
No, not at all.

But if you were and you
wanted to have children,

it's optimal to do it
before either surgery.

The good news is, once you
decide what you want,

you have a lot of choices.

Hi.

I'm looking for, uh,
Erin Silver?

She's still in
with the doctor.

You can have a seat.

Great, thanks.
(chuckles)

What are you doing here?

I'm here for Silver.

Liam, I have this covered, okay?

This has gone on
a little too far, okay?

You need to back off.

Look, I get that you're pissed.

But I'm not backing off
until Silver tells me to.

Every time I come
here for answers,

I wind up leaving with a
thousand more questions.

Oh, try not
to worry.

You're not
going through it alone.

NAVID: Yeah, good thing
you're in a doctor's office.

You won't have far to go
when I break your face.

Are you kidding me?

I've taken harder punches
from my grandma.

Hey, guys, hey!

What are you two doing here?

(clears throat)
Um, I'm here for you.

He just got here.
I was here for you ten minutes ago.

I can't do this
right now.

Okay, what's the big emergency?

And if you're going to try
and get me on your side

about the whole Silver thing,
you can forget about it.

But seriously, Liam, really?

I know it's 5:00 somewhere,

but that's his sixth beer.

Caleb, are you drunk?

For the first time in my
life, I am no longer

bound by the
laws of virtue.

I know that you quit
the seminary because of me,

because of who I am
and what I've done.

Annie, I didn't quit
because of that.

I quit because I'm weak.

I broke my vow.

I gave in to temptation.

Well, even if that is true,
do you really think

that drinking is going to help?

What do you recommend that I do,
start a charity?

Sell some tote bags?

It didn't make you
any happier, did it?

We both made mistakes,

and we have to deal
with the consequences.

Nice.

What, you and your boyfriend
just kickin' back,

sipping on some brews?

What, no crazies
need committing today?

Look, Caleb really was just
trying to help, Ivy.

You were the one who introduced
Caleb into my life, all right?

And if he hadn't had me
committed to that mental ward,

well, then Diego never would
have busted me out of it,

in which case,
he wouldn't currently

be hiding from the cops,
while I'm here wondering

if I'm ever even going
to see him again.

What do you mean?
I can't find him, all right?

His friends won't tell me
where he is, I mean,

he's lost everything
and it's all because of me.

Do you have any idea
how that feels?

I never even got
to say good-bye.

Ivy, I never...
Whether you meant to or not,

Annie, you got to be
a little bit more careful

when you're messing
with somebody else's life.

♪ ♪

SILVER:
So...

bachelorette
in an aquarium

with, uh, lemonade.

Maybe Madison's big,
deep, dark secret

is that she's eight.

I'm gonna loosen this party
up a little bit

and find out.

Okay, everyone,

it is time for bride
and groom trivia.

You thought of all
your questions,

they're in the hat and now,
after a sip of this,

Madison, your first question.

Okay.

Oh, this one
is a little racy.

NAOMI:
Nice, ladies.

"Where did Madison
first kiss Max?"

On the cheek!

MADISON:
True.

I forgot my question.

Oopsie.

There you go.
Okay.

"What is the dirtiest thing
Madison has ever done?"

I know this!

At sleepaway camp,
she and Fritzy

snuck into the boys' side
one night and drilled holes

in the bottom of all
their canoes!

Well, that's scandalous,
isn't it?

Ha! Next question.

"How many kids

"do Max and Madison want
to have?" You guys!

I'm not even married yet.

I don't want to
think about kids.

I'm going to get some air.

MADISON:
Three boys and three girls.

Hey.

Did you know that
the male sea horse

carries all the little
baby sea horses?

Really?

Yeah.

Mom just gives up her eggs
and lets the guy

do all the work.
Wow!

Way to go female sea horses!

Yeah.

Can I ask you something?

Yeah, of course.

What was it like to be
pregnant with Maisy?

I mean, you were there.

Yeah, but...

I remember reading the
letter that you wrote her

when she was
just a day old.

And you said
something about

having two heartbeats
inside of you.

Yeah. I mean, as scary as it was

knowing that she was growing,

the first time

that I felt her kick...
Yeah.

It was the most amazing
experience in my life.

Want to hear something crazy?

Yeah.

When I thought I was pregnant,

I was totally freaked out...

and overwhelmed.

But when I found out that it was
just a false alarm...

I sort of missed it.

That's not so crazy.

Okay?

Sometimes it takes

a loss to show us
what we really want.

Like, with me and you.

When things were bad between us,

all I could think of was

trying to get
our friendship back.

I'm glad that you
never gave up on us.

(laughs)
Me, too.

NAVID:
Welcome to the jungle.

You really tricked out
the Offshore.

I hardly recognize it.

Well, you know,
I thought...

now that I have
a little money,

it might be nice to
treat my friends.

Yeah, you sure have
a lot of them, huh?

Well...

to tell you the truth,

I don't really know
all of these guys.

I mean, I think some
of them work for me,

but my assistant
sent out the invite.

Yeah, I guess when
you're a huge success,

everyone wants
a piece of you.

Must be hard to know who
your real friends are.

Uh, speaking
of fake friends.

Max, what's up?
Hey.

This is, uh, Caleb.

Hey.
Hey, man.

So, this party has
an open bar, right?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Bless you.

You invited
a drunk priest

to a bachelor party?

He's been here
all day.

He was too drunk
to let him leave.

Max, you've done well
for yourself.

Hey, what about you?
I mean, you're, uh,

I mean, I'd trade
all my stock options

to make out
with an alien.

Yeah, well, you might
feel differently

once you read the reviews.

Yeah, it's kind of
hard to believe

they hated
your performance.

I mean, this guy has
so much experience

pretending to be my friend all these years.
See, he's just

upset because
I slept with Silver

and now she can't get me
out of her head.

Wow. I-I've been a little
out of the loop.

Oh, no, you haven't
missed anything.

He's still the same jerk
he was in high school.

The guy who thinks he can
get any girl he wants,

but, uh, we're not in
high school anymore.

Guys, come on.

Can we just, we just have some fun?
Yeah, hey,

I could have some fun
kicking your ass at darts.

All right, you know what?
You're on.

This is your night.

Thanks, man.
Good luck.

Okay, that was awkward.

Um, hey...

Can we, maybe we should
get the band to start playing.

There's no band.

What?

You said you were
handling the entertainment.

I did.

This is
a bachelor party, right?

MADISON:
This lemonade is so yummers!

Yes, it's yummerama.

Give me, give me...
There you go.

Ooh.
Sit, sit.

Are you ready to sing?
Yeah.

Okay, listen,
no love songs, please.

If I have to hear...

how in love she is
one more time,

I'm going to impale
myself with a butter knife.

You got it.

Hey, okay, so it's
this one right here.

All right.
Thanks.

ADRIANNA:
Hey, everyone, this is a song

I've been working on
about my ex.

(upbeat country melody plays)

♪ Well, I don't miss your kiss ♪

♪ It left me cold as ice ♪

♪ And I don't like your jokes ♪

♪ I laughed to be polite ♪

♪ But now it's just a chore ♪

♪ And I'm over it, and I'm
bored, I don't want you ♪

♪ Now, I don't want you
anymore ♪

♪ 'Cause you said you loved me,
but that's not true ♪

♪ You don't love no one
but you ♪

♪ And I won't crumble
to floor ♪

♪ 'Cause I don't want you ♪

♪ Anymore ♪

(instrumental interlude)

♪ I don't want you anymore ♪

♪ Ah, ah ♪

♪ I don't want you,
I don't want you ♪

♪ Ah, ah ♪
♪ I don't want you ♪

♪ Anymore ♪

♪ I don't want you ♪

♪ Anymore. ♪

(whooping and applause)

That was badass.

Who knew she
had it in her?

I taped the whole thing.

I think you found the hook
to your song.

Thanks, guys.

Adrianna, right?

Yeah.

You are...

my new favorite singer!

(laughs)

You are uh-may-zing!
(squeals)

Face it, Naomi,
she's an angel

and she has no secrets.

Well, then it's time
to give her one.

MADISON:
Oh, my God.

It's Nick Carter!
(shrieks)

Oh, my God,
it's really him!

I can't believe it!

Nick Carter?

Well, I take it

you're the huge fan Naomi's
been telling me about.

I can't believe
you're really here.

Nick's an old friend.

I wanted to give you
an early wedding present.

Well, it's nice
to meet you.

Naomi, this is
incredible of you.

It's my pleasure!

Hey, why don't you two
have some drinks,

get to know
each other?

Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
I am so sorry.

Oh, man, that's
sticky as hell.

You know what?
The waitstaff have

extra shirts in
the storage room.

Madison, why don't you
go help him?

That was the fakest drink
spill I've ever seen.

What are you up to?

Okay, that little girl
is not as perfect

as Max thinks she is.

She's super wasted
right now,

and judging
by my own experience

when super wasted,

if I put temptation
in her path,

she will pounce on it.

And what screams
temptation more than

a Backstreet Boy
with his shirt off?

Corner pocket.

(sighs)
What the hell is wrong with me?!

You suck at pool
almost as much

as you suck at darts.

What's next?

You know what? Enough of these
kids' games, okay?

If we're gonna have
a real contest,

it's gonna involve booze.

You really think you
can outdrink me?

You realize I own this bar?

Oh, I went to college.
For two months.

Dude, I went to a bar
every Thursday

after study group, okay?

Now I'm gonna drink you

under the table,
Princeton-style.

Let's do this.

Ivy, there you are.

I've been looking
for you everywhere.

Uh, take this.
You need to go.

But where, Annie?
What's at Pier 41?

The Naomi.

She gave PJ back the ring,
but she kept the boat.

I thought it'd be the safest
place to send Diego.

I actually do know
what it feels like

to think that you ruined
someone else's life.

But maybe this will help.

You didn't get to say good-bye,
and now you can.

Thank you, Annie.

I mean, really, this is...

No, don't thank me, just go.
Right.

Did I just see you
talking to Nick Carter?

What is he doing here?
Is he going to sing, too?

My guess is he's giving
a more private performance

to one of his biggest fans
right about now.

Gotcha!

So after that,
Max started

calling me "Bubbles,"
and then for my birthday,

he got me these pajamas with
these little soap bubbles

all over it...
Naomi! Hey!

Look, I really wish
that I could hear

the rest of this
excellent story,

but see, I promised Naomi
that I'd help her with anything.

Anything at all.

Just, uh, it was nice
meeting you.

Congrats again.

The only thing you were doing
in here is talking about Max?

Excuse us.

Um...

Okay, game over,
Sneaky Spice.

What are you
talking about?

You still have feelings
for Max, don't you?

I mean, that's why you got
that poor girl drunk

and tried to tempt
her with Nick Carter.

No, no, no,
it's like I told you,

I was trying
to protect Max.

If she's capable
of cheating on him,

he needs to know that
before he marries her.

This is nothing wrong
with her, okay?

She doesn't have
some deep, dark flaw.

The only thing wrong with that
girl is that she's not you.

Oh, don't be ridiculous.

I know how hard it is
to get over someone.

I mean, look at me, I'm still
writing music about Dixon.

And, yeah, you can throw
yourself into your work,

you can get engaged
to a billionaire,

but you're still
in love with Max.

You've always been
in love with Max.

Okay, okay, I'm still
in love with Max.

Then that's what he needs
to know before he marries her.

It was nice meeting you.

Hey.

Oh, hello.

Thanks for coming down.

Yeah, of course.

Why wouldn't I come?

Well, I am

the guy that burned down
your sorority house.

Right. Well, accidents happen.

Besides, I am so late
on my sorority dues,

and I've got a trip
planned to Amsterdam

with the girls
this summer.

Got to get on that.

Well, hey, uh...
(clears throat)

If you're looking to
make a little extra,

how much entertainment
does this buy?

Austin!

I don't... I don't know
what you've heard.

I mean, I know there's a lot
of crazy rumors going around,

but we are just here and paid
to have fun, look pretty,

tell jokes.
Bree, hey.

I'm a customer.

Okay, why would I tell someone?

Okay. Well, maybe
I can see if, um,

one of the girls
might be interested in that.

I don't want one of the girls.

I want you.

Really?

Yeah.

Listen, I've always had
kind of a thing for you.

You know, but I'm not looking
for a long relationship.

I just, uh, want to have
some fun, no strings attached.

Okay.

Maybe I could make an exception.

There's a room in the back.

Give me a minute.

Okay. Yeah.
Let me get ready.

I just wish we could sail away
and go live

on a deserted island somewhere
or something.

At least they won't be
looking for you

in the middle of the ocean.

We could catch our
dinner with a spear

and start talking
to a volleyball

like Tom Hanks
in Cast Away.

Yeah, maybe no volleyballs.

We'll have each other.

It does feel like that's
all we need, huh?

What if I came with you?

No.

Ivy, listen to me.

If you miss your
therapy sessions,

you'll get in
trouble, too.

Maybe in, like,
a year or so,

when all this blows over,
I can tell you where I am,

but if they catch me,

they're going to send
me back to Mexico.

I haven't been there
since I was two.

The U.S. is the only
home I've ever known.

I cannot stand that this is
happening because of me, Diego.

Because you did
something nice for me.

Because you cared about me.

Listen, it probably
would have been better

for both of us
if I had just told you that.

But at least Annie's given me
a chance to do it right.

I love you, Ivy.

I love you, too.

What took you
so long?

What's the rush?

We've got all night.

Aw.

All night, huh?
Mm-hmm.

What's that
going to cost me?

A lady doesn't talk
dollars and cents, sir.

Well, I'm not paying you
to be a lady.

Come on, Bree,
this isn't my first barbecue.

I like to know
what I'm getting up front.

Okay.

$5,000.

$5,000. That's a
lot of money.

Well, you won't
be disappointed.

Oh.

It's funny,

you're so cute, I probably
would have done it for free.

(banging on door)

LAPD.

We got a tip
that there is

some illegal activity going
on here; you're under arrest.

What?
You have the right to remain silent.

Anything you say or do

can and will be held
against you...

MAX:
Hey, guys.

I think, uh, we've all had
plenty to drink tonight.

Let's just call it a night, huh?

You might as well give up;
You're not gonna win.

You'd love that, huh?

You...

You think you're so much
better than me, huh?

There's one thing that
you are not better at,

and that's being
what Silver needs.

You always got to be
the hero, don't you?

You're drunk.

Do you really
care about her?

Or do you just want to be
with her so you can save her?

That's what you
did with Annie

and then that girl, Jane,

and what's-her-face, Vanessa.

(chuckles)
And now you're doing it again.

But you know what, Liam?

Those reviews,
they were right.

You suck at being the hero

in your stupid movie...

...and in real life.

(music playing, crowd cheering)

You set me up.

I thought
we were friends.

Well, I think
that friendship ended

when you tried to frame
Dixon for that fire.

Payback's a bitch.

Oh, yeah.

Officer, you should know all
of those boys in there,

they're all underage.

Hold up.

Payback is a bitch.

OFFICER: Everyone, I'm gonna need
to see your IDs.

Naomi, come quick;
Madison's drunk.

She's trying
to set the fish free.

It's not fair to keep you guys
cooped up like this.

Uh-oh.

OFFICER:
Put the bat down, ma'am.

MADISON:
Okay, sharkies, I'm saving you!

Sharkies!
Oh, my God.

Swim free; the ocean's not far.

You can make it.

NAOMI:
She never would have done that

if she hadn't had
six lemonades.

Six?

Give or take.

(groans)

Even drunk, she was
trying to do something nice.

Yup.

How can I tell Max
I still love him now?

It makes me an even
more horrible person.

Hey, I got your sweet,
innocent fiancée drunk

and then arrested.

Oh, but I still
have feelings for you.

What's the point?

I can't tell him. I...

can't even look him in the eye.

Max?

Caleb?

Excuse me,
I'm looking for Caleb Walsh.

He came in with all the guys
from the bachelor party.

He's 21, so we released him.

Oh.

Austin?

What is going on?

And why is Bree here?

Because this stupid idiot got
me arrested for prostitution.

She was gonna let me roast

for that Kappa fire forever.

I had to find some way
to make her pay.

Well, I'm not the only one

who's gonna pay.

Annie is just as involved

in this as I am.

You're bringing me down, I'm
bringing her down with me.

I'll make you a deal, Bree.

You tell the cops
you started that fire,

and I'll tell them that you
and I are dating,

and I didn't pay you for sex.

Why would I do that?

'Cause you'd rather

be known for this one mistake
than as the Madame of CU.

That sort of thing follows you
around your whole life.

Think about it.

OFFICER:
I am taking you to booking.

Ladies first.

Come on.

Officer, I have a confession
to make.

It's about the Kappa fire.

Austin,

you really didn't need to
go through all of this.

I mean, you could have
just told Ade the truth.

Why do you keep protecting me?

I guess it's because,

uh, the thing you did
for Dixon,

the thing
you're so ashamed of,

you did out of love.

I respect that.

What happened to you guys?

(sighs)
We had h drinking contest.

What was the prize?

Massive hangover?

(sighs)

It was you.

Oh, you guys are unbelievable.

This is my life.

I'll be the one who decides
what happens in it, okay?

And what's your decision?

Yeah, come on, Silver.

Just...

neither of us are gonna
give up until you make a choice.

Fine, want to know what I want?

I want to have a baby.

I want to be pregnant, and I
want to experience everything.

And if I'm gonna do it,
I have to do it right now,

so which one of you
is up for that?

Yeah, that's what I thought.

Austin, wait.

Hey, what are you
still doing here?

I heard Bree confessed
to the Kappa fire.

It wasn't you.

You were just trying
to cover for Dixon.

Yeah, crazy stuff, huh?

I'm really sorry
for all the things I said

about not being able
to trust you

and for you just being out
for yourself.

It's cool.

You know, I just, uh,

want to get on with my life.

Well, I might be able
to help you do that.

(sighs)

Will you please
be my manager again?

I sang a song tonight

that I'm pretty sure
is our first hit.

Take a look.

(footsteps approaching)

Hey. I went looking
for you at the jail,

but they said
that they released you.

Hoped I'd find you here.

Old habits die hard.

When I feel bad, I come here.

You were right about me.

I-I started that charity

because I just needed
to feel better

'cause I couldn't
forgive myself.

But I have now

because what I did
for my brother,

I did out of love.

And that's a sign
of strength,

not weakness.

I'd do it all over again.

Annie.

Wait, Annie.

Caleb,

you have to forgive
yourself now

because what we did,
we did out of love, too.

And that doesn't make you weak
or unworthy.

Can you honestly say
you wouldn't do it again?

Hey,

sorry, can we talk
to you guys?

Uh, what's going on?

Uh, we think
we figured out a way

to buy Diego
a little bit more time.

Police won't touch me if I
take sanctuary in a church.

As long as I'm within the walls
of a holy place,

I'm safe.

So, come on, would you help us?

They let you out.

I posted everyone' bail,

and, uh, we have to appear
in court.

I think...

Well, between us smelling
like a speakeasy

and Madison smelling
like a fish hatchery,

they probably just wanted us
out of there.

Max, I'm sorry I let everything
get out of control tonight.

It's not your fault.

(sighs)

Madison's a great girl.

She's... great.

Yeah.

She...

has pure intentions,

a kind heart.

I see why you're marrying her.

When you know,
you know, right?

I don't know.

W-What?

What if we're moving too fast?

What do you think?

I mean, you know me.

You always did.

Am I making a mistake?

MADISON: Oh, my God, I have never been
so embarrassed.

Or so cold.

Naomi, I am so sorry

I went all fish commando.

I swear,
I am never drinking again.

Can we stop
on the way home?

I have this weird craving
for chili cheese fries.

Yeah, I'll get you
a big batch of them.

Whoa.
Whoa.

(car starting)