90210 (2008–2013): Season 2, Episode 9 - A Trip to the Moon - full transcript

Jackie asks Teddy to help her plan a surprise half-birthday party for Silver, which makes Silver think back her past childhood birthday parties which were apparently her best times. Meanwhile, Navid witnesses Adrianna buying drugs from Jasper, forcing Navid to confront him about being a drug dealer. But Jasper threatens to reveal some dirt that he has on Navid should he turn him in. Dixon is determined to confront Sasha about her "miscarriage", which forces Debbie and Harry to reveal that Sasha lied about being pregnant. Elsewhere, Annie and Jasper profess their love for each other and decide to take their relationship to "the next level". After getting into a fight on the beach during surfing practice, Liam confides in Dixon, Teddy, and Ivy about Naomi's sister Jen seducing him during prom night and he wants to devise a plan to seek revenge on Jen.

You should go to a meeting.

I just want the pain to stop.

Here you go.

Thank you.

MAN:
Well, well.

Open sesame.

Dixon?

Serena, we need
to reestablish Alpha Base...

(singsong voice):
Dixon...

...before we can proceed
with the mission.

WOMAN: Captain...
Um...



How you feeling?
Any better?

I-I got some good news.

I talked to your coach.

I explained you've been
dealing with a lot

these past few weeks.

Threw around
some pretty serious

principal rank, and guess what?

You're back on the surf team.

Thanks, but, uh... I'm not going
to go back on the team.

Why not?

Because I missed the practices,

so I should suffer
the consequences.

There were extenuating
circumstances.

Yeah, Sasha was pregnant.



And instead of supporting her,
I fought with her.

Man, I've been...

I've been trying to call her
and see if she's okay.

She hasn't returned any
of my phone calls.

Yeah, well, you know, that's...

that's probably 'cause she's...
she's trying to move on.

It's because she's devastated.

I know it.

And I'm supposed to just
go on with my life

like nothing happened?

Just go surfing

while she's suffering, right?

How is that fair?

Thanks, but no thanks, Dad.

WOMAN:
System is off-line

and a lockdown protocol
is in effect.

If we rebuild,
the lockdown will end...

Honey.
Hmm?

I'm really starting
to worry about Dixon.

I mean, he seems miserable.

Harry, he'd be more miserable
if he knew Sasha manipulated him

and lied to him.

He'd be heartbroken.
He'd feel like a fool.

I don't know.

Well, I do.

I was right about Sasha,
wasn't I?

Yes, you were.

Okay, so trust me.

It's only been a couple of days.

He'll snap out of it, and then
we can all just move on

and put this behind us.

Rosie really wants...
blueberries.

Excuse me?

(chuckles)

Um, Rosie really
wants blueberries.

Red, red, white, blue.

Of course.

Can't take it on
an empty stomach, though.

Here's some electrolytes.

And while you
drink that,

let's go over
tomorrow's schedule.

All right.

The nurse is going
to come at 8:30

and it's Janet.
I know it's not her day,

but I told Linda that she could
swap with her for next Tuesday.

Anyway, uh, Janet's gonna take
you to the oncologist at 11:00,

which is all written
down right here.

You're scheduled
to have a CBC

to check your platelets
and your fibrinogen levels.

And for medications
for tomorrow,

everything is written down right
here according to what you take,

what time
and with or without food.

So if you have any questions
just refer to the binder.

Sound good?

(chuckles)

What?

When did you get so organized?

Uh, I've always been organized.

You?
Yeah.

Remember in fifth grade,

I-I organized a class trip
to the San Diego Zoo.

I passed around that petition
listing all the reasons

why we deserved to go see
the giant pandas.

Well, plus, I mean,
you've got to be organized

to be a stage manager.

I... I...

I did stage manage every school
play since like seventh grade.

Sure.

Um, well, anyway, the point is,

I'm organized,
and it's helping now.

So, come on.

Rosie really wants
her blueberries.

This history homework
is killing me.

I'm so over the
Battle of the Bulge.

If you were dating Jamie,
you would so not be over
the battle of the bulge.

You're disgusting.

You're jealous.

Oh, Jamie wants to know

if I can to to his frat
party Saturday night.

No, right?

Uh, you tell me.

Well, it's your half-birthday.
What time is the party?

Oh, right.
Um, I'm actually not

going to have a half
birthday party this year.

Just, you know, everything
going on with my mom,

there's just not
a lot of time.

Hey.

Look who's here.

Oh, thank God.

I was getting worried.

Hey, guys.

Hey, you.
Hey, how you holding up?

Um, I'm actually
doing a lot better.

That's good.
That's so good.

I'm sorry I was such a mess.

Are you kidding?

You had every right
to be a mess.

You-You made a stupid mistake,

and you lost the guy
you loved, and...

I am not helping.

I'm sorry.
No, that's okay.

I'm okay.

That's good, Ade.
And it's good
to see you.

I got to go, but I'll
see you all at lunch?

Yeah.
Yeah. Bye.

How's she doing?

Oh, I don't know

Okay... she says
she's okay,

but she doesn't want to
celebrate her half-birthday.

What?

Well, that would probably help
her take her mind off her mom.

Right?

Whatever. I'm not done
working on her.

No matter what, we have
to get her a gift.

Oh, maybe a massage.

Oh, that sounds perfect.

Uh, but I'm actually running
a little low on funds.

Oh, my God, don't even worry
about it.

You go pick up the gift
certificate, we'll call it even.

Okay.

What do you think?

That's so cute.

It's silly.

"Happy Half-Birthday."

$150-- that should do it, right?

Yeah.

Perfect.

Good to have you back, Ade.

It's really good
to be back.

Hey, man, I want
to talk to you.

Look, I didn't hit
on Jen. Okay?

And honestly, Mr. Matthews,
that woman is a psychotic bitch.

Yeah, enough, okay?

Well, she is.

You know what, I'm
starting to think

your stepdad
was right, okay?

Maybe you are a bad seed.

Okay, so John Campos dares me

to eat ten packets
of butter this morning.

Don't mean to brag,
but I ate 11.

The kid had five. I swear
he was gonna hurl all
over the cafeteria.

That's great.

Is everything okay?
Just fine.

Really? 'Cause you
don't seem fine.

What's wrong?
Nothing.

Well, obviously
it's something.

What's going on?

(sighs)

Liam, dude, what is it?

Just back off.

All right?

You're not my girlfriend.

Okay, another reason to have
your half-birthday soiree--

I just bought a ridiculously
hot dress,

and you'll get
to see me in it.

Tempting, but I'll pass.

Pass on what?

Hmm, seeing Naomi look
ridiculously hot.

Silver's half-birthday party,
which she's trying to cancel

for the first time in years.

(phone ringing)
Oh. Okay, I got to go.

Jamie's here.

Listen, just promise
you'll think about it.

My dress is... picture lots of
cleavage, excellent ass.

It's amazing.

Hmm, we'll find another
occasion for it.

Maybe bowling or something.

(scoffs)

Half-birthday party, huh?

You so don't seem like the type

of person that would
make a big deal out
of their half-birthday.

Yeah, well, it's a long story.

It's a long walk to class.

(mutters)

Okay, for my
tenth birthday, um...
Mm-hmm.

...all my friends
and I were gonna go
camping in my backyard.

I was super excited.

I mean, like, counting
the days excited.

Um, and then on my birthday

my mom got trashed
and I had to cancel the party.

She'd missed birthdays before--

she'd gotten drunk

or just forgotten--
but I don't know, this one,

this was the last straw, I...

I just gave up on birthdays
in general.

I... too many expectations.

And half-birthdays?

If you don't have
high expectations

then you can't get let down.

So what does one get a person
for their half-birthday present?

A half-DVD?
Just special features?

A half-bottle of champagne?

I know.

A half-bikini.

Perv. No.

Okay, all right. Um...

How about

a half-spring
break trip?

It wouldn't be so bad.

A one-way trip to Cabo.

GIA:
Despite the recent overdose
at Malibu Canyon High,

the students are seemingly
apathetic.

Teen drug use has reared
its ugly head

at West Bev before.

Was the case at Malibu Canyon
an isolated incident,

or an indication

of a larger,
yet uncovered problem

plaguing the Los Angeles
school system?

JASPER:
Hey.

Hey.

Look, I don't think
we've, uh, officially met.

Jasper.

I'm Navid.

So why would you tell Annie
I'm a drug dealer?

Um, look, that's-that's
what I heard.

From who?

A friend of mine.

She said you sold
to a friend of hers.

I assume you didn't talk
to this friend of a friend?

Well, no, but...

Right, 'cause if you did,
you would have realized

that it's not true.

I mean, come on, man,

don't you check your sources
before you publish your stories?

Yeah, of course.
Of course you do?

Well, I wish you'd give me the
same respect, that's all.

Look, for the record,

I'm not a drug dealer.

I'm just a guy who doesn't have
a lot of friends here.

Never have.
I'm not a popular kid,

and because of that, people like
to spread rumors about me.

I-I-I...

I guess I should be
used to it by now.

People gossiping, you know,
but... uh...

it still feels crappy.

Hey, you.
I missed you all morning.

I missed you, too.

You want to go to
Quality for lunch?

Sounds good.

Look, I have
some pretty big news.

Really?

Mm-hmm.
What?

How do you think we
should get to Quality?

Beverly or Burton?

Now, wait, I was
thinking Beverly,

but Beverly can get so busy
this time of day, so...

So, then, let's
take Burton.

What's the big news?

Well, you know, sometimes I
take Olympic-- once in a while--

and I mean, it's like
smooth sailing, completely.

Uh-huh.
What's the news?

Oh, that?

Well...

I cut a few scenes
together from my movie

and showed it
to my father.

Now, granted, the guy, he
produces big-budget movies,

most of which
are completely soulless.

But?

But still...

he... responded to it.
He liked it.

Oh. Oh, that...

That-That's great.

Yeah, but that's not even
the best part.

What?

There's a Shia LeBeouf movie.
There's a small part.

My dad's producing.

And I got you an audition.

Oh, my God. Are you--
are you serious?

I'm dead serious.

Oh! Ah!

Look, you just have
to promise me

that when you're
a big movie star,

you'll still
have time for me.

Oh, I promise.

'Cause I mean, after all,

I'll still need someone
to get me coffee.

(laughs)

IVY:
What up, guys?

Hey.
Hey.
What's up?

Where's Liam?
Is he coming to lunch?

Don't know. He was
in a nasty mood.

Bit my head off earlier.

Is it true you downed, like ten
butter packets this morning?

(whispers):
11, actually.

(chuckling)
Eleven?

So, uh, what do... what do you
guys think's going on with him?

Who knows?

Ooh, we've got curly fries.

Yeah!
Ooh. See, I'm more of

a tater tot man, myself.
Mmm.

Dude, you can't say "tater tot"
and "man" in the same sentence.

Well, did you ask him
what was wrong?

Liam? No.

Well, why not?

Dude, Liam's not

the "talk about your
feelings" kind of guy.

Yeah, okay. But what if
something's actually wrong?

I haven't smelled
any dead bodies

coming from his car, so...

that is a good sign.

Yeah, it is.
Good point.

Guys, this isn't a joke.

Okay? I mean,
he's obviously

really upset
about something.

And I think
it's kind of sad

that the people who are
supposed to be his friends

don't even really
seem to care.

Excuse me.

(tray slamming down)

I swear, every year, I
forget about the Santa Anas

and then one morning,
I'll wake up...

and I'm boring you.

No.

(chuckles)
Okay, maybe a little.

I'm sorry. I'm nervous.
I just, um...

I know that you saw me with
Teddy, and I wanted to explain.

I wanted to talk to
you about it earlier,

but since everything that was
going on with your break-up,

it... the timing wasn't right.

Um...

Teddy and I are...

we're... we sort of, um...

We're friends and I feel
so badly about that

because of everything that
happened between you two,

but his mom...

she had cancer, too,

and he's-he's been
really helpful.

So I'm sorry that I
didn't tell you sooner,

but uh, if you
don't want me

to be friends with
him, then I won't.

That's what I'll do. I-I will
stop being friends with him.

(chuckles)

I just want you to be happy.

So, if being
friends with Teddy

is going to help you
deal with your mom,

go for it.

Really?

(laughs)

Really. I'm fine.

Ade, thank you.

Thank-Thank you.
Of course.

Okay, I'll be right back.
I got to go to the bathroom.

(sighs)

(groans)

There's no way that your office
can deliver the records

to our house?
(doorbell rings)

No. Uh, no, that's-that's okay.

Yeah, I'll figure it out.

Hi.

I don't usually do
home deliveries,

so this will be extra.

Your homework.
Oh...

And a black coffee.

Oh, thank you so
much. I needed this.

Everything okay?

Yeah. Um, it's just, my mom has
to see this new doctor tomorrow

and she needs her medical
records, which I was going to

pick up after school,
but then her nurse

had a family emergency.
I'll pick them up.

That's sweet, but you can't.
I have to sign for them.

Then I'll stay here
with your mom

while you go
pick up her records.

Um, I don't...
It's not...

I have plenty of experience
with sick moms.

Trust me.
I got it covered.

30 minutes?
Hmm.

Ah, thank you so much.

I'll just add it to your tab.

(chuckles)

You okay, man?

Yeah. Uh...

Thinking about
Sasha, huh?

Yeah. You know...

I just wish she knew
how sorry I am.

Yeah.

I hear you, man.

Uh, speaking of
apologies, uh...

Catch you later, okay?

Yeah, cool.

Fancy meeting you here.

(scoffs)

Yeah.

I want the same stuff
I got last time,

but I only have 20.

So, could you just
sell me a few pills now

and then I'll buy the
rest later, or something?

Sorry, this isn't
an a la carte service.

Why don't you call me
when you have the money?

No, Wait, wait. Um...

Here.

That's more like it.

You know where to find me.

(starting engine)

JACKIE:
Really? Oh, so you
don't like it.

TEDDY:
Not this time.
You going to take it?

(laughing)
I think I will take my
chances on lady luck.

Oh, and it's a
good thing I did.

Ooh. Oh, careful there.
Your suits are showing.

You're throwing
down a six?

Ooh, bad move.

Next hand, double or nothing.

You are on, sucker.
Hey.

Hey, you.
Hey, your mom is going down.

(both laughing)

Uh...

Oh, boom!

No way!

TEDDY: How's that for
bringing it, hmm?

What you got now?

(phone ringing)

(gasps)

Hello?

Hey, it's, uh...

Oh, I know.

Right.

Hi.

Hi.

I didn't think you'd be calling.

But I'm glad.

Ade, I saw you
buying drugs today.

What?

Why would you start using again?

I'm not.

I saw you in your car
with Jasper.

Okay, look. Whatever you think
you saw, you were wrong.

Ade, are you serious right now?

Why are you even calling?

I thought
I wasn't your problem anymore.

(sighs)

Come on.
I still care about you, okay?

(phone beeps off)

Ade?

Ade?

Hey, uh, I'll be back
in about an hour.

I got to go
run by Sasha's.
What?

I just want to go over there
and make sure she's okay.

You know, apologize
face to face.

Uh, Dixon,

I don't... I don't think
that's a good idea.

You know, it may not be,

but I still got to try.

You know, I got to let her
know that I'm here for her.

Well, that's all well and good,

but I think it's obvious

that Sasha doesn't want
to see you right now.

Yeah, because I was being
a jerk and I made her feel

like she was alone, which is
why I have to go apologize.

Yeah, but now is not the time.

We're about
to sit down for dinner.

Okay, fine. Then I'll go after.

Honey...

What? Why are you guys making
such a big deal out of this?

(sighs anxiously)

Dixon, sit down.

I have something
to tell you.

Sasha didn't
have a miscarriage.

What?

She wasn't pregnant.

Well...
I-I-I don't understand.

What-What are you
talking about?

I had some suspicions.

A lot of what she said
didn't add up,

so I went to see her
and I caught her in some lies.

I guess she said she had
a miscarriage to save face.

So, she wasn't
really pregnant?

No, she wasn't.

Wait. And you guys knew
about this all along?

Look, your father
wanted to tell you,

but I...
I wanted to protect you.

I didn't want you

to get your heart broken
and not trust women.

(sighs)

Well...

now I know one woman
I can't trust.

(sighs)

ANNIE:
No, it doesn't hurt.

Why should it?
Go, go, have a great time.

I couldn't care less.

That was great.

You are incredible.

That's a lie.
I know I'm not great.

I wish you could
see yourself

the way that I see you.

You'd never have a moment
of self-doubt ever.

(mutters)

No, I'm serious.

You're beautiful, talented,
soulful.

Sometimes I just,

I can't believe how lucky
I am to have found you.

Okay, back to work.

Where were we?

Um, "But I won't have a
great time without you.

"Don't you understand?

I'm asking you
to come with me."

I love you.

That's not your line.

I know.

Oh, I-I'm sorry. I-I shouldn't
have said anything.

Clearly, you don't feel
the same way.

No, Annie...

It's just that I wanted
to be the one

who said it first.

(chuckles)

You scumbag.

Whoa. Good morning
to you, too, man.

No, I saw you with Ade.

I saw you selling
to her.

Look, whatever you think
you saw...

No, you went
into her car,

and you came out with cash.
What else did I have to see?

I spotted her
lunch money.

Told her it
was on me.

She insisted
she pay me back.

She's a nice girl, you know?
Why'd you two break up?

You just stay the hell
away from her, all right?

Or what?

Look, I'll say it one last time:

I'm not a drug dealer.

But if I was, I wouldn't be
the kind of guy you'd want

to mess with, would I?

You threatening me?

Not at all. Like I said,
not a drug dealer.

*

Who are those guys?

I don't know.
They must've heard

the waves are breaking
out here.

Yeah, well, this is our beach.

Better not get in our way.

Dude, chill.

You chill.

And can you not use all my wax?

Yo, everything okay, man?

Yes! I'm fine.

I tried.

JACKIE:
Silver? I'm in here.

Happy Birthday!

Oh! What? I don't understand.

I missed so many
of your birthdays,

I wanted to make
it up to you

before it was too late.

So, welcome.
You're seven,
by the way.

When I wanted
to be an astronaut.

Now come here.

Oh, my God,
a fishbowl space helmet? Really?

Put it on.

You might not think this is
as exciting at my age,

but it totally is!

Would you like a glass of Tang?

Uh, kinda hard to drink
through the helmet. (chuckles)

Now I'm not sure the
constellations are accurate.

It's incredible!

There's so much more to see.

There's more? Are...?

Like I said,

I missed a lot of birthdays.

*

I must be 12, when I was
obsessed with the '80s.

Oh, duh!

Oh, radical, dude! Yes!

How did you do all this, Mom?

I had a little help
from the nurses.

But the biggest help

was Teddy.

He was here for hours
with one

of his dad's fancy-schmancy
set designer friends.

Wow. I mean, this is...
this is all so, so wow.

Honey? Dixon, I understand
why you're upset.

My intentions were good,

but, but obviously,
I was wrong.

(sighs) Dixon!

I can't believe you.

Dixon, please?

Dixon, stop. I just want
to talk to you.

Hey, Dixon!

Come on. I know
you're upset with your mom.

Whatever, it's not like
she's my real mom.

So, what made you want
a camping party

in the first place?

Horror movies.

(chuckles)

In every good horror movie

there's always
a scary camping scene.

(chuckles)

I'll never understand

where you got your love
of being terrified.

It gets you out
of your head, you know?

I mean, the scarier the movie,

the more I could just forget
all my problems.

Me.

Y-You...

you were just never there.

Which was hard.

You not coming to the plays
that I stage-managed...

worrying about you when
you didn't come home at night,

just hoping that you were okay.

Honey, I am so sorry.

Which makes up
for nothing, but...

No, it does.

This does.

(voice breaking):
I was so scared that you,

that you would die

and I wouldn't have

anything good to hold onto.

And now I do.

I mean, now I have
my tenth birthday party

where we went camping.

Oh, honey...

Enough of this sappiness.

Eat your marshmallow.
(chuckles)

Well, just remember to save
your appetite.

Tomorrow is your official
half-birthday.

All your friends
are coming over

for a big barbecue.

Are you serious?

You've been celebrating
your half-birthday for years,

and I am glad that I finally
get to be a part of it.

(squeals) Me, too!

Cheers!

Awesome.

*

Hey. Didn't think you'd make it.

You've been a little
M.I.A. lately.

Yeah, I get alerts on my phone
that let me know

how the waves are breaking.

So you know I couldn't resist
when I heard about these swells.

Plus, you know, I just had
to get out of the house.

Everything okay, man?

Turns out Sasha wasn't
really pregnant.

What?

Yeah. She lied about
the whole thing.

Man, man, I wish I'd get alerts
that let me know

when crazy girls are
approaching.

They probably got
an app for that.

LIAM:
Hey!

(laughs) And I bet
it beeps nonstop.

LIAM:
Hey, what the hell, man?!

You tell me, dude.
That was my wave.

Like hell it was.
Don't push me!

Hey, hey, hey!

Hey, come on!

Get off me! He's a punk!

We're leaving.

No, we're not.
Yes, we are.

Dude, what the hell?
Relax!

Ahh...

*

Hey, Liam.

Hey! Hey!

Hey, what was
that back there?

That guy was being a jerk!

You were the jerk!

What the hell's
going on, man!

Nothing.
No, it's not nothing.

You nearly got us
in a fight back there,

and you're gonna tell us why.

Back off, man.

Or what? You gonna hit me?

Try it. You can't take
both of us down.

Make that
all three of us.

What is your problem?

We don't have
a problem.

Liam, we're
your friends.

Friends tell each other
what the hell is going on.

So come on. What
the hell's going on?

Someone's been telling lies
about me, all right?

DIXON:
Who, Liam?

Jen, Naomi's sister.

TEDDY:
That super hot
Amazon chick

from the N.E.R.D. party?

Sorry, she wasn't
that hot.

What'd she say?

Oh, she told Matthews
that I hit on her.

She told my mother
that I was stalking Naomi.

All sorts of stuff.

What?
Why?

Forget about it.

We'll wait
you out, man.

And believe me,
we can wait all night.

Mm-hmm.

Tell us why, dude.

(sighs)

Last year,
at the after-prom party,

she was the person that I...

that I had sex with.

So, wait, so, so,
it wasn't Annie?

I told you it wasn't.
I know, but I still thought...

You had sex with
Naomi's sister?
No, no,
it wasn't like that.

She told me she was
her neighbor.

She's full of lies,

this woman,
and she's been

trying to destroy me
since last year.

That's messed up.

I'm gonna destroy Jen
before she destroys me.

I just don't know how
I'm gonna do it.

It's not
how you're gonna do it...

it's how we're gonna do it.

(laughs)

Hell, yeah.

That Amazon bitch ain't
gonna know what hit her.

Get her right in the kneecaps.

(chuckles)

You guys, you...
you don't have to do this.

We know we don't have to.

But we're your friends,
remember?

Later, Liam.

Hey.

Hey. What's wrong?

I just got the call;
I didn't get the part.

My dad is such an idiot.

Look, I know you were
so much better than all
those other girls.

Yeah, well, apparently not.

You ever hear of
Johnny Weissmuller?

No?

Exactly.

But Clark Gable, he lost
the role of Tarzan to him.

Mm.

You will get your part, Jane.

(chuckles softly)
Yeah, maybe.

No maybe.

You will.

You're a star.

You're an old-fashioned star.

You're so talented,
it's incredible.

Not to mention beautiful.

You're an extraordinary
person, Annie.

You're so vulnerable
and yet so strong and...

so innocent, but also wise.

I mean, you're-you're Annie.

Thank you.

Jasper...

Yeah?

I love you.

I love you, too.

And...

and I... I want my first
time to be with you.

Are you sure that you're ready?

Positive.

(moans)

LIAM:
Hey.

So, look, um,

I owe you
an apology.

Oh, no.

Dude, I totally get
why you snapped at me.

You've obviously had
a lot going on.

No, no, no, about what
I said in the hall.

About you not being
my girlfriend.

I... I... (chuckles)

I know you don't think
you're my girlfriend.

(chuckles):
Yeah, no kidding.

We're just having fun,
dude, that's all.

So we're cool?

Yeah. Totally.

Good.

Hey, do you maybe want
to grab something to eat?

See who can, uh, scarf down
the most ketchup packets?

Cute.

Um... maybe another time.

All right.

Catch you later.

Hey.

You know what?

I'm pretty hungry,

so what the hell?

What a you in
the mood for?

Um, tacos.

Really?

Tacos and ketchup?

(typing)

Thanks, anyway.

No luck, boss.

I just talked to
my friend Jennie,

the one who said
she bought drugs from Jasper,

and she won't help us.

We have to find a
way to prove it.

I want to bring
this dirtbag down.

(typin

(phone beeps)

(knocking)

Hey.

Hi.

Look, I-I-I just
came to apologize.

You know,
I should have trusted you

when you told me...

Is this about the fact
that you called Jasper sketchy?

N-No, actually.

Of course not.

(chuckles softly)

Whatever.

I don't even know
why I care what you think.

I mean, you're clearly not
a very good judge of character.

What's that supposed to mean?

I don't know.

Your girlfriend
faked a miscarriage.

Sounds like a real winner.

(sighs)

Go to hell.

Naomi.

Ade.

Hey, what's wrong?

(sighs):
Oh.

I went to, um, the spa

to buy the gift certificate
for Silver,

and I got out of my car,

and out of nowhere,
there was this guy.

And he grabbed my purse.

Oh, my God.
Are you okay?

Yeah.

He took everything.

You know, my credit cards,

the-the money for
Silver's gift, everything.

I don't care about the money,
I care about you.

Did you call the police?

Yeah, they came,
and I filed a report.

But they can't do much
because I didn't see the guy.

It just happened
so quickly.

It was so scary.

Oh, I'm sorry.

It's going
to be okay.

(sniffles)

(cell phone ringing)

TEDDY:
Did I wake you up?

Actually, yes.
(chuckles)

Good. I wanted to be
the first person

to wish you a happy
half-birthday.

Thank you.

(chuckles)

For-For everything.

Um, hey, last
night with my mom,

it was, it was perfect.

I'm glad.

So I'll see you at the barbeque?

Yeah, can't wait.

Bye, Teddy.

Mom...

It's time
to wake up.

It's my half-birthday!
Mom.

Mom? Fine. You don't have to get
up 'cause it's my birthday,

you got to get up
to take your pills.

Mom?

Mom!