8 Simple Rules (2002–2005): Season 2, Episode 19 - Let's Keep Going: Part 2 - full transcript

Cate: PREVIOUSLY
ON "8 SIMPLE RULES"...

I MEAN, THE CABIN AT THE LAKE IS A
LONG-STANDING HENNESSY FAMILY TRADITION,

AND I JUST REALLY THINK
WE SHOULD TAKE THE TIME

TO THINK ABOUT THIS TO BE SURE.

Kids: NO.

THE MAEVE FESTIVAL IS
MORE THAN A ROCK FESTIVAL.

IT'S A SPIRITUAL EVENT.

MOM, GIVE US ONE GOOD REASON
WHY YOU DON'T WANT US THERE.

OH, ACTUALLY, I'LL GIVE YOU THREE:
SEX, DRUGS AND ROCK AND ROLL.

SOLD!

SO HERE COMES
YOUR PERFECT WOMAN.



OH MY GOD!

MOM, CAN'T YOU BE REASONABLE?

LET US GO ON OUR JOURNEY.

OH, YOU'RE GOING ON
A JOURNEY, ALL RIGHT,

BUT YOU'RE GONNA START
YOUR SPIRITUAL QUEST

VISITING GRANDMA IN SARASOTA.

THIS IS THE FIRST PLANE TRIP
WE'VE TAKEN WITHOUT OUR PARENTS.

YEAH, FIRST EVER WITHOUT DAD.

LOOK, THAT'S MOM OVER
THERE WITH SOME GUY.

OH MY GOD, MOM'S
CHEATING ON DAD.

LET'S GET OUTTA HERE.

HEY, YOU FORGOT ME.

- I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
- WHO WAS THAT GUY?

RUNNING AFTER US,
WAVING HIS ARMS? KYLE.



I DON'T BLAME
HIM. THIS IS HIS CAR.

- THE GUY MOM WAS ALL OVER.
- OH, ARTIE.

DON'T YOU REMEMBER?
HE WORKS AT "THE POST."

HE TOOK DAD'S OLD DESK.

THAT'S NOT THE ONLY
THING OF DAD'S HE TOOK.

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW...

ALL THE EXTRA SHIFTS
SHE WAS PULLING.

THAT'S NOT THE
ONLY THING SHE WAS...

NEVER MIND.

NOW I KNOW WHY SHE WANTED US
TO GO TO GRANDMA'S FOR A WEEK.

SHE WANTED TO GET RID OF US SO
SHE COULD SPEND TIME WITH ARTIE.

EW, ARTIE.

YEAH, I THOUGHT SHE
WAS NO FUN ANYMORE,

BUT SHE WAS HAVING PLENTY
OF FUN WITH ARTIE. EW, ARTIE.

SHE WAS PRETTY QUICK TO CANCEL

OUR ANNUAL VACATION
TO THE CABIN BY THE LAKE.

- I LOVED
THE CABIN BY THE LAKE.
- I LOVED IT MORE.

AND SHE TOOK IT FROM US.

HOW COULD WE NOT SEE THIS?

HOW COULD SHE HAVE AN ENTIRE
RELATIONSHIP RIGHT UNDER OUR NOSES?

KERRY, DON'T YOU SEE,

WE WERE SO BUSY WITH OUR LIVES,
OUR BOYFRIENDS, OUR PROBLEMS,

MOM TOTALLY DISTRACTED US.

- SHE'S EVIL.
- OH MY GOSH,

I JUST REMEMBERED WE LEFT
WITHOUT OUR SANDWICHES.

- AND KYLE.
- SHOULD WE GO BACK?

NO, I'M NOT THAT HUNGRY ANYMORE.

OH, LET KYLE EAT THE SANDWICHES.

I MEAN, I STOLE HIS
CAR. I GUESS THAT'S FAIR.

WE'D BETTER GO TO THE AIRPORT.

OH YEAH, LET'S GO TO GRANDMA'S
JUST LIKE MOM TOLD US TO.

YOU KNOW, MOM'S DOING
WHAT SHE WANTS TO DO.

LET'S DO WHAT WE WANNA DO.

SO WE DON'T GO TO GRANDMA'S.

WE DON'T GO TO
THE MAEVE FESTIVAL.

WE'RE WANDERING LIKE
WAYFARING STRANGERS.

WHAT SHOULD WE DO?

- LET'S KEEP GOING.
- WHAT?

LET'S KEEP GOING.

DAD, ARE THE GIRLS HERE?

NO, WHY WOULD THEY BE HERE?

THEY LEFT WITH... HIM.

KERRY AND BRIDGET
DROVE KYLE'S CAR

AND HE HAD TO WALK ALL THE WAY
HOME FROM DOWNTOWN DETROIT.

THERE WERE TIMES I HAD TO RUN.

MY SISTERS ARE CARJACKERS.

LIKE WE ALL DIDN'T
SEE THAT COMING.

I BET THEY WENT TO
THAT MUSIC FESTIVAL.

I DOUBT IT. WE FOUND OUT
IT'S BASICALLY A GATHERING

OF MILITANT WOMEN
WHO HATE MEN...

OH, AND C.J.

OH, BOY, C.J.'S GONNA MAKE

A WHOLE BUNCH OF NEW FRIENDS.

DAD, THE GIRLS.

OH, I'M SORRY. I'M HEARTSICK.

WHY DID THEY TAKE OFF LIKE THAT,

AND HOW DID THEY GET YOUR KEYS?

WELL, KERRY SORT
OF ALREADY HAD THEM.

WHAT?

A STUDENT DRIVER CAN'T
DRIVE WITH ANYONE UNDER 21.

DID YOU TRY
BRIDGET'S CELL PHONE?

OH, SHE SHUT IT OFF.

DAD, THEY'VE LIED TO
ME, THEY DITCHED KYLE

AND THEY STOLE A CAR.

THIS IS TOTALLY
OUT OF CHARACTER.

YOU'RE RIGHT. BRIDGET NEVER
TURNS OFF HER CELL PHONE.

♪ I'M A POOR
WAYFARING STRANGER ♪

♪ SOMETHING
SOMETHING SOMETHING ♪

♪ WHOA WHOA WHOA ♪

♪ NA NA NA... ♪

♪ JORDAN. ♪

THAT'S NOT HOW IT GOES.

♪ I'M GOING HOME ♪

♪ DA DA DA... ♪

YEAH, YOU NAILED THAT ONE.

SHOULD WE BE DOING THIS?

YES.

BUT DAD ALWAYS SAID
RUNNING AWAY ISN'T THE ANSWER.

IT IS THE ANSWER
WHEN THE QUESTION IS:

"WHAT'S BRIDGET AND KERRY GONNA
DO AFTER THEY CATCH MOM WITH ARTIE?"

YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT LIKE SHE'S
ACTUALLY CHEATING ON DAD.

YES, SHE IS.

MOM AND DAD WERE
SUPPOSED TO BE SOUL MATES.

THAT MEANS FOREVER.

I DON'T KNOW IF I
BELIEVE IN SOUL MATES.

I MEAN, WHAT IF YOU
NEVER FIND THAT PERSON?

OR YOU FALL IN LOVE
WITH SOMEONE ELSE?

OR THEY DIE?

MAYBE WE'RE ALL
PART OF ONE BIG SOUL

INSTEAD OF EVERYONE
FINDING THE PERFECT MATCH.

OH, KERRY, I USED TO
HAVE THE SAME DOUBTS

WHEN I WAS DATING KYLE.

YOU'RE CRAZY IF YOU THINK
SOMEONE'S GONNA RIDE INTO YOUR LIFE

WEARING A WHITE HAT AND
MAKE EVERYTHING WONDERFUL.

DID I MENTION A WHITE
HAT? I DON'T THINK SO.

SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE'S INTO
GUYS WEARING WHITE HATS.

OKAY, MOM'S LEFT EIGHT MESSAGES.

MAYBE WE SHOULD CALL HER
AND LET HER KNOW WE'RE OKAY.

WHEN YOU'RE RUNNING
AWAY FROM HOME,

YOU USUALLY DON'T WANNA CALL
MOM AND LET HER KNOW YOU'RE OKAY.

BRIDGET, WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?

WELL WELL, HOLA, LAS MUCHACHAS.

FIRST TENT I VISIT AT THE FESTIVAL
AND IT'S FILLED WITH FOXES.

WHY YOU LOOKING AT ME FUNNY?

OH, HEY, ONE AT A
TIME, MY HAREM SCAREM.

THERE'S ENOUGH OF
OLD CEEJ TO GO AROUND.

I'M WITH THE BAND.

ALL RIGHT, WELL, I
REALLY APPRECIATE THAT.

YEAH, THANKS, RACHEL.

WHO WERE YOU TALKING TO?

RACHEL SHARPE.

- AND?
- AND SHE HASN'T SEEN
YOUR SISTERS EITHER.

I AM SO WORRIED.

- IS THAT ALL SHE SAID?
- WELL, SHE SAID SHE WAS
REALLY CONCERNED...

- YEAH YEAH,
DID SHE MENTION ME?
- NO.

- SON OF A...
- RORY.

GUN! I'M SORRY.

I'M JUST SO ANGRY AT MY SISTERS
FOR PUTTING YOU THROUGH THIS.

I CAN'T FIGURE THIS OUT,

AND I KNOW BOTH YOUR
DAUGHTERS REAL WELL.

I THINK WE SHOULD
CALL THE POLICE.

I DIDN'T MEAN THAT WELL.

IT'S KERRY.

- ALL RIGHT, GIVE ME THAT.
- NO NO NO, LET HIM HANDLE IT.

SHE'S BOUND TO BE MORE
HONEST WITH HER BOYFRIEND.

FIND OUT WHERE THEY ARE AND
DON'T LET ON YOU'RE WITH US.

GOT IT.

HELLO, KERRY. I'M HERE ALL ALONE

AND WE'RE WONDERING
WHERE YOU ARE.

HE'S WITH MOM.

I DON'T KNOW HOW SHE
COULD'VE FIGURED IT OUT.

ONLY AN IDIOT
COULDN'T FIGURE IT OUT.

- HELLO? HI, BRIDGET.
- WE'RE BACK IN BUSINESS.

WHY DID YOUR SISTER HANG
UP ON ME? THERE'S NO ONE HERE.

YOU WANT ME TO PUT
GRANDPA ON? OKAY.

I MEAN, THEY'RE...
I MEAN, I MEAN...

I'LL RUN OVER TO YOUR
HOUSE AND GET HIM.

BRIDGET, WHERE THE HELL ARE...

I DON'T KNOW. I GUESS
KYLE'S A FAST RUNNER.

WHERE ARE YOU?

ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH.
JUST GIVE ME THE PHONE.

ALL RIGHT, YOUNG LADY, I'M
PUTTING YOUR MOTHER ON.

NO, I DON'T WANT TO
TALK TO MOM, GRANDPA.

SHE KNOWS WHY.

YES, SHE DOES.

OH, YES, SHE DOES.

OH, YE... LISTEN.

DON'T WORRY, OKAY? WE WON'T
BE CROSSING ANY STATE LINES.

WELL, MANY STATE LINES.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT
THIS IS ALL ABOUT,

BUT I'M VERY
DISAPPOINTED IN YOU GIRLS.

YEAH, FINE, BRIDGET, FINE.

WHATEVER YOU GIRLS
DO, YOU BE CAREFUL.

I LOVE YOU.

SO?

WHAT DID YOU DO?

I DON'T KNOW.

OH YES, YOU DO.

- CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION?
- UH-HUH.

ARE YOU HAPPY?

AFTER SEEING MOM WITH
ARTIE? ARE YOU KIDDING?

NO, I MEAN IN GENERAL.

WELL, YEAH, I GUESS. AREN'T YOU?

I DON'T KNOW.

IT'S THAT NO LAUGHTER
AND MUSIC THING.

I'M AFRAID THERE'S NO FUN
IN OUR FAMILY ANYMORE.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW
IF THERE IS A FAMILY.

WELL, THERE'S ME AND YOU.

EVEN THOUGH SOMETIMES I
DO DENY IT AT SCHOOL, BUT...

WE'RE FAMILY.

- BRIDGE?
- YEAH?

I'M REALLY GLAD WE'RE
IN THIS TOGETHER.

ME TOO.

REMEMBER WHAT MOM USED TO SAY?

FRIENDS MAY COME,
FRIENDS MAY GO,

BUT SISTERS WILL
BE SISTERS FOREVER.

YEAH, SHE TOLD ME THAT A
LOT WHEN YOU STOLE KYLE.

KERRY?

DO YOU THINK WE'LL
BE SISTERS FOREVER?

YES.

YES, I DO.

NO, I MEANT DO YOU THINK
WE'LL BE BEST FRIENDS FOREVER?

WELL, I HOPE SO.

I HOPE WE'RE STILL BEST
FRIENDS WHEN WE GET BIGGER.

OH, KERRY BERRY.

YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET ANY BIGGER.

THIS IS REALLY COOL.

IT'S LIKE I GET TO SEE A
WHOLE DIFFERENT SIDE OF YOU...

A WINDOW INTO A
COMPLEX HUMAN BEING.

IT'S THE JOURNEY.

OH MY GOD, THAT GUY
JUST WINKED AT ME.

NO, IT WAS PROBABLY
JUST A NERVOUS TIC.

HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?
MAYBE HE THINKS I'M RE...

YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.

TOLD YOU.

BRIDGET, I HAVE A
CONFESSION TO MAKE.

EVEN THOUGH I'VE
TRIED NOT TO SHOW IT

AND I'VE TRIED TO
BE ENLIGHTENED,

I STILL GET KINDA JEALOUS

WHEN EVERYONE PAYS
ATTENTION TO YOU.

I MEAN, YOU'RE
GORGEOUS AND SEXY,

AND WHEN YOU WALK INTO A ROOM,

ALL EYES ARE ON YOU.

- GRAVY-FRIED GRAVY?
- ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?

YES, I'M GORGEOUS AND SEXY.

ALL EYES ARE ON ME WHEN I
WALK INTO A ROOM. BLAH BLAH BLAH.

YOU KNOW WHAT? I WAS WRONG.
ACTUALLY, YOU'RE EXACTLY THE SAME.

NOT EVERYONE THINKS YOU'RE
THE HOTTEST THING AROUND.

DARLING, YOU'RE THE
HOTTEST THING AROUND.

- SO, KERRY,
WHAT WERE YOU SAYING?
- FORGET IT.

MAYBE THIS WHOLE ROAD
TRIP WAS A BIG MISTAKE.

WAIT, ARE YOU
QUESTIONING THE JOURNEY?

JOURNEYS HAVE A DESTINATION.

THEY HAVE A REASON. I
DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS.

- YOU WANNA GO HOME?
- I DON'T KNOW.

I JUST WISH WE HAD A SIGN.

♪ I AM A POOR
WAYFARING STRANGER ♪

♪ TRAVELING THROUGH
THIS WORLD OF WOE ♪

♪ BUT THERE'S NO SICKNESS,
NO TOIL, NO DANGER ♪

♪ IN THAT BRIGHT
WORLD TO WHICH I GO ♪

♪ I'M GOING THERE
TO SEE MY FATHER ♪

♪ I'M GOING THERE
NO MORE TO ROAM ♪

♪ I'M A-GOING OVER JORDAN ♪

♪ I'M A-GOING OVER HOME. ♪

- THAT'S INCREDIBLE.
- YEAH, MAN.

WE'RE SITTING HERE
WAITING FOR A SIGN

AND THAT GUY'S DISTRACTING US
WITH DAD'S FAVORITE SONG. JEEZ.

DAD. GOD, I WISH DAD WAS HERE.

I KNOW. HE'D LOOK
AT THIS CREEPY PLACE

AND CRACK A FEW JOKES AND
HAVE US LAUGHING IN NO TIME.

SO LET'S LAUGH.

THIS IS FROM HARLIN.

WHO'S HARLIN?

THE GUY WITH THE BLINKING EYE.

- WHO ARE YOU CALLING?
- GRANDPA. I'M SCARED.

NO, GIVE ME THE PHONE. YOU CANNOT CALL
GRANDPA EVERY TIME YOU GET SCARED, OKAY?

HARLIN WANTS YOU
TO HAVE ONE TOO.

YEAH, SCARED, LET'S GO.

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU, MAN?

OH, HEY, FRIEND.

GOT IN A LITTLE TUSSLE
AT THE MUSIC FESTIVAL.

A GROUP OF THUGS THOUGHT
THEY COULD GET THE BEST OF ME.

IT LOOKS LIKE THEY
MIGHT'VE BEEN RIGHT.

DON'T YOU WORRY. I GOT
IN A FEW SHOTS OF MY OWN.

I SUPPOSE I SHOULD SEE WHAT
THE OTHER GUY LOOKS LIKE.

WHAT OTHER GUY?

THIS IS FROM HARLIN.

WHO'S HARLIN?

GOD, HE'S WINKING AT ME.

THAT'S GREAT. GUY
WINKING AT A GUY.

GRAMPY, I'M SCARED.

OKAY, WE'RE GOING IN CIRCLES.

NO, I KNOW WE'VE BEEN
DOWN THIS ROAD BEFORE.

YEAH, LIKE FIVE TIMES
IN THE PAST HALF HOUR.

- WHY ARE YOU STOPPING?
- THAT GUY HITCHING ON
THE SIDE OF THE ROAD

HAS A WHITE COWBOY
HAT ON. YOU SAID NO ONE

WOULD COME INTO MY LIFE
WEARING A WHITE COWBOY HAT.

YOU HAVE YOUR
SIGNS. I HAVE MINE.

OKAY, WE'RE ALONE, IT'S
DARK AND I'M SCARED. DRIVE.

WHY ARE YOU STOPPING?

- HE LOOKS LIKE BRAD PITT.
- OH, THAT MAKES IT OKAY!

HE'S COMING. DRIVE.

- WHY ARE YOU STOPPING?
- THERE'S NO REASON TO BE
AFRAID, OKAY?

HE'S JUST EXHAUSTED
FROM CHASING OUR CAR.

- HI.
- HI THERE.

HI, SMALL WORLD BUT I
WOULDN'T WANT TO PAINT IT.

AH, THE FAMILIAR SOUND OF WOMEN
SHRIEKING IN HORROR AT THE SIGHT OF ME.

- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
- OH, I COULD ASK YOU THE
SAME QUESTION, CHUCKY.

WE ASKED YOU FIRST AND
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR EYE?

OH, YEAH, DRUMSTICK.

AND THAT WASN'T THE FIRST
PLACE THEY TRIED TO PUT IT.

I WAS ESCORTED OUT OF THE
MAEVE FESTIVAL BY FEM SECURITY.

INCIDENTALLY, MAEVE
IS A WARRIOR GODDESS

WHO'D KILL 30 MEN A DAY.

I'M PRETTY SURE SHE'S THE ONE
THAT HAD ME IN THE HEADLOCK.

ANYWAY, I GRABBED THIS
COWBOY HAT OFF A RODEO CLOWN

AND I HAVEN'T STOPPED RUNNING
SINCE. WHAT'S YOUR STORY?

WELL, WE DECIDED WE DIDN'T
WANT TO GO TO GRANDMA'S,

AND WE KNEW THE MAEVE
FESTIVAL WAS A BUST

AND, OH YEAH, MOM'S
HAVING AN AFFAIR.

WHOA WHOA WHOA, BACK UP.

YOU KNEW THE MAEVE FESTIVAL WAS
KRYPTONITE TO MY MACKIN' POWERS?

YOU GUYS, WE ARE SO LOST.

WAIT.

WAIT, THAT LOOKS FAMILIAR.

HEY, YOU'RE RIGHT, IT DOES.

OH MY GOD.

Kerry: IT'S OPEN.

WOW.

I CAN'T BELIEVE WE ENDED
UP AT THE CABIN BY THE LAKE.

I KNEW WE WERE
OKAY ON THAT ROAD.

GOSH, YOU REMEMBER ALL
THE TIMES WE SPENT HERE?

THE FOURTHS OF JULY

WHERE DAD WOULD HAVE
US SWIM OUT TO THE RAFT

IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LAKE
AND WATCH THE FIREWORKS?

YEAH, DAD TRYING TO
TEACH US TO BAIT A HOOK.

EW.

REMEMBER THAT
FORT I BUILT OUT BACK?

HAD A WORKING
FIREPLACE AND EVERYTHING.

REMEMBER THAT FOREST
FIRE WE HAD OUT BACK?

THEY LET ME WEAR
A FIREMAN'S HELMET.

GOOD TIMES.

Both: GOOD TIMES.

- C.J., YOU MADE A FIRE.
- I DID NOT.

WHY DOES EVERYONE ACCUSE ME?

OH, IN THE FIREPLACE.

I DID, DIDN'T I? THAT'S CUTE.

LIKE WHEN WE WERE LITTLE.

REMIND ME WHY WE DIDN'T
WANNA COME HERE AGAIN.

KERRY, BRIDGET? BEAR!

OH, GIRLS, THANK GOD.

Both: MOM.

- HOW DID YOU FIND US HERE?
- C.J. CALLED ME.

NEVER PICK UP HITCHHIKERS.

YOU TWO ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE.

- WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? CALL ARTIE?
- All: WHO'S ARTIE?

- THE MAN MOM'S HAVING
A SECRET AFFAIR WITH.
- WHAT?

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
I'M SEEING SOMEONE?

WE SAW YOU AT DAD'S
SANDWICH PLACE WITH ARTIE.

MAKING YOUR OWN SANDWICH.

I WAS NOT MAKING A SANDWICH.

ACTUALLY, I WAS CONGRATULATING
ARTIE ON GETTING ENGAGED...

TO THE GIRL YOUR FATHER
AND I INTRODUCED HIM TO.

HMM.

OH.

NEVER MIND.

SO IS THAT WHAT I
SUPPOSEDLY DID?

YOU GIRLS HAD ME WORRIED SICK.

WE'RE SORRY. WE
JUST GOT IT ALL WRONG.

I AM SO MAD AT YOU.

I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE OKAY.

BUT I AM SO SO MAD AT YOU.

SO I GUESS THIS JOURNEY

WAS KINDA MEANINGLESS.

NO, I DON'T THINK SO.

IN FACT I THINK THIS JOURNEY

ACTUALLY REMINDED ME OF
WHAT'S REALLY IMPORTANT.

YEAH, WHAT'S REALLY IMPORTANT IS

- HAVE EITHER OF YOU GUYS
TALKED TO RACHEL?
- RORY.

WELL, I WAS WORRIED SICK.

I REALLY REGRETTED THAT I TOOK ALL
THOSE EXTRA HOURS AT THE HOSPITAL

AND THAT I LET US ALL
GO OUR SEPARATE WAYS

AND I WISH THAT WE'D
TAKEN OUR ANNUAL VACATION

AT, WELL, HERE.

MOM'S RIGHT. IF THERE WAS ONLY
SOME WAY WE COULD TURN BACK TIME

SO WE COULD ALL END UP HERE NOW.

YOU'RE ALL THINKING THE
SAME THING, AREN'T YOU?

OH MY GOD, I JUST
FIGURED IT OUT.

DAD GOT US TO THE
CABIN BY THE LAKE ANYWAY.

IT'S THE LAUGHTER AND
THE MUSIC THAT WAS MISSING.

IT'S HERE.

YEAH, I KINDA FEEL IT TOO.

SO WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE
MEMORY HERE, MOM?

WELL, THE LAST TIME WE WERE HERE

I WAS IN A HURRY TO LEAVE.

AND I CALLED TO YOUR
DAD FROM THE CAR.

I SAID, "COME ON, WE
HAVE A LONG DRIVE."

HE CAME RUNNING OUT WITH THIS
TOWEL WRAPPED AROUND HIS THUMB.

THE GREAT OUTDOORSMAN HAD
TRIED TO CARVE THE NAME HENNESSY

BEHIND THAT PICTURE.

JUST A LITTLE REMINDER

TO LET THE WORLD KNOW THAT
EVEN THOUGH WE RENTED IT,

THIS WAS STILL OUR CABIN.

LOOKS LIKE HE WAS CARVING
THE E WHEN HE CUT HIMSELF.

OH MY GOD.

IT SAYS, "HI."

HI, DAD.

HEY, DAD.

GAMPY, I'M SCARED.

AH, THERE'S NOTHING
TO BE SCARED ABOUT.

JUST A COINCIDENCE.

A PRETTY IMPRESSIVE COINCIDENCE.

YOU KNOW, IT'S BEEN SAID

THAT GOD IS A COMEDIAN
PLAYING FOR AN AUDIENCE

WHO'S JUST TOO AFRAID TO LAUGH.

WHO SAID THAT?

IT'S ME... KYLE.

ANYONE FOR SOME
PAUL HENNESSY ON RYE?

OH, GIRLS, I'M SORRY BUT I
REALLY HAVE TO GET BACK TO...

I DON'T HAVE TO DO
ANYTHING. COME ON.

ALL RIGHT.

DIDN'T YOU HEAR THE DOORBELL?

NO, CERTAIN FREQUENCIES
ARE LIKE DOG WHISTLES TO ME.

HI, RORY.

HI, RACHEL.

SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

LOOK, I CAME TO
TELL YOU IN PERSON

THAT WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN US
WAS A SPUR-OF-THE-MOMENT THING.

THAT'S ALL.

IT WAS A... IT WAS
ONLY PHYSICAL.

ONLY PHYSICAL.

THAT'S COOL.

SEE YA.

- HEY, GRANDPA, IT WAS...
- HEARD EVERY WORD.