7th Heaven (1996–2007): Season 7, Episode 7 - Gabrielle Come Blow Your Horn - full transcript

Are you bored?

How could I be bored

when Dr. Lovechick
has just told his nurse

that he suspects
that Priscilla,

his blind patient,

has a rash that
you can only get

from contact with an alien?

I have something better.

What am I allowed to do

that could be better
than this?

Sam, David!

Ok. Go ahead.

Just like we
rehearsed. Ok?

What are you doing?



Don't do that.

I didn't mean
to scare you.


You should be
upstairs resting.


You think I can rest
with that racket?

One more chorus
of Jesus loves me,

and, uh,
i'm not gonna care.

They just wanted to
do something special
for daddy.

Well, that wasn't something
daddy wanted done for him.

What do you want?

I want a lot of things.

A big piece
of boston cream pie,

a hot pot roast sandwich,

a day without
feeling so agitated

I want to crawl
out of my skin.

The doctor said that
you're just withdrawing

from all the drugs
used in the surgery.

You'll be ok.

What's ok?

Where are you going?

I'm going to my office.

What are you going
to do in your office?

If you don't stop
bugging me,

i'm going to lift weights
and jump rope.

Make it stop.

And he's so cute,

you won't believe it.

He's gorgeous,
and he's sexy.


And I want you two
to be best friends,

because we're
best friends, right?


Ok. Maybe we're not
best friends,

but we're good friends.

And you know how I am.

I don't always make
the best decisions
when it comes to guys.

So, I really want you
to meet Mark.

We've been going out
for weeks,

and you two
haven't even met.

So he's a football
player, huh?

He said football,

but football over there
is soccer.

Over where?

In France.

Did I tell you he's french?

Ooh! He is so hot.

So if you had to
describe me to Mark,

how would you
describe me?

I did describe you to Mark.

I said you're cute,

and you're sweet
and you're smart.

That's it?


Mark, Simon.
Simon, Mark.

Cecelia tells me
you're a very nice boy.

What's wrong
with a book?

It's boring.

Books aren't boring.

They are
to 12-year old guys.

No, not if it's
the right book.

And why do you have
to buy this guy
anything at all?

Because it's his birthday.

Whatever happened
to making birthday

I'm not taking a homemade
birthday present to a party.

I don't want
them to see me.

Why not?

Because then
I couldn't see what
they're really up to.

Go, go, go.

So what are
they doing now?

They're just watching us.

Are they hiding?


Are we just going
to stand here acting
as if we don't see them?

Of course.

So if you were
buying an engagement
ring for yourself,

which one
would it be?

I'm never going to buy
an engagement ring for myself.

But if you can imagine
there was a guy who wanted
to buy me an engagement ring,

I would take the one
in the estate section,
the one with the pearls.

No diamond, huh?

No, i'm not
a diamond person,

too common.

But pearls are nice.

I don't believe it!

He's letting Roxanne
pick out my ring.

We don't know that.

What does
it look like to you?

It looks like
2 police officers

who are on duty
at the promenade

are stopping to look
in a window.

If we saw them
looking at ice cream,

would you think
they were buying
ice cream for you?

You don't see
the difference in
diamonds and ice cream?

You don't see
the difference
in he loves you

and he works with her?

He's letting the woman
he works with

pick out a ring for
the woman he loves.

That's not right.

Please tell me we're
not going to keep hanging
around the promenade

lurking in the shadows
until those 2 get off work.

You want
to hang out at home?

No one wants
to hang out at home,

but I do want
to buy a gift.

Yeah. A gift.
We'll get to it.

Right now, we're going
to take a look inside
that jewelry store.

Where are they now?

They're heading
this way.

Do you think
they'll come inside?

No. Lucy's not

How long do you think
they'll follow us?

If I know Lucy,

probably until
we get off work.

Can she try on that ring
in the estate section?

You see why
i'm crazy about her?

What are you doing?

We're hiding from
Roxanne and Kevin.


Lucy thinks
Roxanne's picking out
her engagement ring.

I didn't know Roxanne
was getting married.

My ring.

She's picking out
my ring for Kevin

because he doesn't see
anything wrong with that.

I wasn't even aware
that Kevin had proposed.

He needs
a ring to propose.

Um, well...

uh, that's--that's Lucy,
and the younger one is Ruthie,

and there's, uh, Simon.

The oldest boy Matt
got married last year

to a rabbi's daughter.

And Mary's
a flight attendant,

and I think she lives
in Fort Lauderdale.

5 children? Wow.


He's got 3-year old twins
living at home.

Oh, and one of
Mary's old boyfriends

has been living with them
for the last couple years.

What's his wife like?



everybody loves Annie.

You're insane.
He's a cop
and she's a cop.

They probably
saw you already.

No, they didn't.

This is Simon's
older sister Lucy,

and his
younger sister Ruthie.

It's very nice
to meet you.

This is my boyfriend Mark.

What are we doing here?

The Camden kids are
basically really good kids.

They--they just, well...

let's just say that...

being in
the spotlight has, uh...

isolated them...

in the spotlight.

I'm sorry about this.

Lucy and Ruthie
should have been home by now.

Simon, too,
for that matter.

It's ok. I don't mind
helping out.

I know,
and I appreciate that.

But the others are supposed
to be helping out, too.

I think they're
just tired of being
in the house.

Aren't you tired
of being in the house?

Isn't it about time
you start dating again?

The only woman i've met
that i'm interested
in is Roxanne.

And that's
a problem for lucy.

So i'm just going
to focus on school.

You know what I think?

I think if you're
interested in Roxanne

and Roxanne
is interested in you,

the two of you should go out,

no matter what Lucy thinks.

I'll see what he wants.

No, I know what he wants.
He wants to annoy me

because I made him
get out of his office.

I didn't want him to get
all worked up over things

that he doesn't need
to be worrying about.

You stay with Robbie.

Could I get you to do
something for me?

Of course.

Could you go
down to the church
and get my computer?

If I had my computer,
I could do some writing.

Your computer's
in the kitchen.
I'll go get it.

What's my computer
doing in the kitchen?

I thought you said
I left it at the church.

You did leave it
at the church,
but Lou brought it over,

and then...

I hid it in
a kitchen cabinet

because I didn't want you
working on your sermons

when you're supposed
to be taking it easy.

When did lou
bring it by?

I think it was when
you were in the hospital,

or maybe it was
the week when you came
home from the hospital.

I don't know, it was
sometime between, you know,

running errands,
and, uh...

grocery shopping, uh...

bathing children,

feeding people,
cleaning the house.

You know, I just
sort of don't remember.

I've been wanting
to write for days,

and I didn't want
to ask you to go
get the computer

'cause I know how much
you have to do.

Do you?

♪& Jesus loves me,
this I know ♪&

♪& for the bible
tells me so- ♪&

♪& little ones,
to him belong ♪&

♪& they are weak,
but he is strong... ♪&

I'm Gabrielle.

The colonel sent me.

He said you needed
some help.

♪& Jesus loves me,
this I know... ♪&


I'm Lucy
and this is Ruthie.

Look, I don't know
who you are,

but you shouldn't
be smoking.

It keeps me awake.

What if it doesn't?

What if you
fall asleep in bed

with one of
those cancer sticks
in your hand?

Hopefully, i'll be so drunk,

i'll be cremated
before they find me.

And they can just put me
in an old peanut butter jar

and toss me out to sea.

Which reminds me,

your parents got
any booze in the house?

You have got to call him.

I thought you didn't
want me to work.

Calling the colonel
is work.

It's stressful work.

I--I don't want
to call him.

I'm fine with her.
You call him.

I apologize
for interrupting, but...

did you know that there's
an old woman on our back porch?

She's in a uniform,
and she's smoking, and--

we know.
The colonel sent her

to help me out
around the house.

That's great.

What's great about it?

I know you
needed some help.

Did you tell the colonel
that I need help?


No, I haven't even
talked to the colonel.

I might have said
something about how
hard you're working,

but I never
mentioned that
you needed some help.

Hey, there's this
really cool woman
on the back porch.


Could I possibly
get each of you

to go upstairs
and straighten up your rooms

like you were going to
when you got home from
school today?

And then could you
set the table

and help me finish dinner?

I was hoping that's
what she is for.

Get rid of her.

I don't need another person
to take care of around here,

especially one
who obviously needs help.

Why can't you just
call my dad

and get him
to get rid of her?

She was a gift to you.

Ok, i'll get rid of her.

I'll get rid of her.

Although I hardly see
why this isn't categorized

as work I shouldn't be doing.

I just had
open-heart surgery.

I'm not well.

I'm supposed to be resting.

But i'll get rid of her.

Hey! A little help here?

I'm going to find
a picture of the ring I want

and then give it to Kevin.

Your excuse being?

My excuse being I want
the ring I want,

not the ring Roxanne
wants me to have.

So you're just going
to tell him we saw him

after making us all
look like idiots
at the promenade?

I didn't make you
look like anything.


Hi. I've been
trying to reach you
all afternoon.

How was school today?

School was fine.
I just got home.

From school?
Lot of time
in the library?

No, I took Ruthie
shopping for a gift,

but we couldn't
find anything.

Do you have a lot
of work to do tonight?

I have a little reading.

And, uh, some research
that I have to do.

Are you too busy
to come down to
the promenade

and have some pizza
with Roxanne and me?

We got stuck working
the promenade,

and we could
probably grab a slice
of pizza with you

if you want
to come down.

I better not.

Mom made dinner,

and I have to help her
clean up and everything.

I just wish
you could come down
to the promenade.

I can't. Sorry.


Well, could you put
Robbie on the phone?


Roxanne wants
to talk to him.


Because Robbie
called her,

so she wants
to call him back

and ask him if he wants
to come down for pizza.

Yeah, i'll get him.

She's getting him.

Why do you torture her?

I'm not torturing her.

The butterfly then.

I thought
we were friends,

and then...

Roxanne's on
the phone.

She wants to
speak with Robbie.

Do you see him in here?

You don't have to
be such a smarty pants.

Try his room.

I don't want
those two together.
It doesn't work for me.

Well, i've got
a similar problem.

I don't like
that guy Mark.

Why not? He seems
nice enough to me.

I don't think
Cecilia should go out
with a french guy.

French guys
are just too...french.

I'm trying to find him.

She's still
talking to Simon.

I thought you
and Cecilia were
just friends?

I don't know
what happened.

Mark happened.

Do you guys
need any help

cleaning up the boys
before dinner?

We're clean!

Oh, I was
looking for you.

It's Roxanne.


Hi, is this Robbie?

Hey, Robbie,
what's up?

Haven't heard
from you in
a couple weeks.

Yeah, i'd love to go
out with you some time.

Go to a movie or dinner,

or something if
you're up for it.

Yeah, i'd love to.
Maybe when I get off
work around 8:00?


I'll come over
to the house.

Kevin'll give me a ride.

I'll see you then.

With all the women
in the world,

why do you have
to go out with someone
you know annoys me?

I don't know
why she annoys you.

Because she's helping
Kevin pick out my ring.

What ring?

My engagement ring.

I didn't know
you were engaged.

I will be when
Kevin asks me
and I get the ring.

How do you know Roxanne
is picking out the ring?

I saw her with Kevin,
picking out a ring

at the jewelry store
at the promenade.

Are you sure?

Yes, i'm sure.

Then get
annoyed with Kevin,

because I wanna
go out with Roxanne.

Hi, this is Cecilia.
I'm unable to take
your call right now

because my new french
boyfriend and I are busy.

Au revoir.
Leave a message.

Do you like Cecilia?


We like her.

She's nice.

Yeah, she is nice.

You know...

maybe she's just playing
some kind of game with me.

I mean, after all,
that's how we got
together in the first place.

She asked me to make
her old boyfriend jealous.

And now, she's
just getting this guy
to make me jealous.

He's probably
not even french.

Ok, so even
if he is...

she purposely
got a french guy
to go out with her

so I would
get jealous. And...

well, let's go
with that for right now.

Isn't that
Simon's girlfriend?



Why is that good?

Because I just saw
the way she was
looking at him,

and she looks like
she's in love.

How can you tell?

Because she
looks at him

the way
Lucy looks at you.

And how does
Lucy look at me?

Don't act like
you don't know, Kinkirk.

You look at her
the same way,

like the two of you are
in some gidget movie.

You think so?
I think so.

Oh, thanks, but
I got it already.


You could get
the glasses out

and put some
ice in them.

I probably
know the answer
to this already,

but I want to
get my friend jake

for his birthday,

and I don't know
what to get him.

And I don't wanna
make him something,

or give him
something i've made.

How much money
do you have?

Not much.

Well, you could
call his mom

and see if she needs
a cake for the party,

and then maybe you could
bake him a birthday cake,

and decorate it
with something
that he really likes.

Wow, that's
a great idea.

So, will you do it?

Oh...you can do it.
I'll help you.

I can't make
a birthday cake.

Oh! It's easy.

I'll get you a cake mix
and then i'll supervise.

Well, couldn't you
just make it for me?

I could, but one:
i'm really busy right now,

if I make it,
it's my gift, not yours.

Why can't you just
get that old woman

to help you with
the laundry and stuff,

and then you
could make the cake,
and I can watch.

And, you know,
I can just put some
decorations on it.

I don't want that
old woman's help.

I mean Gabrielle's help.

So your father's
outside explaining that
to her right now.

And I don't want
to help you do something

that you can do yourself
if you were just willing
to do the work involved.

Ok. Ok. I'll
buy him something.


Hi, Eric. Sorry
to just drop by.

The phone was
busy, as usual.

Hi, i'm Eric.

Or, uh, Reverend Camden,
when my heart permits.


My dad sent her
to help out Annie.
Without asking.

Oh. Well,
actually, that's--

that's a bit of
a coincidence,
in a way.

What's a coincidence?

Well, we didn't
ask because we knew

that you needed
someone to help you,

and you'd never dream
of asking the church

to...pay for anyone

to...help you.

The church is paying
for Gabrielle?

Uh, no. No.

The church is--

the church is--

the church is paying
for an associate pastor

to help you out
around the church.

Mom? Dad?

Are you waiting
to see my dad?

I'll get him for you
as soon as
I find him.

I think he's in the
basement with your mother.

The basement?
Who let you in?

Your dad let me in.

And then he went
down into the basement
to talk to your mom.

And Lou.
Lou's down there, too.


I guess they
wanted some privacy.

Who are you?

Oh, i'm so sorry.

I'm so nervous
I forgot my manners.

Um, i'm Chandler...Hampton.

All right,
what do you do?

I'm the associate pastor.

What's that?

Well, it's kind of like
a minister in training.

I do--well,
i'm learning to do,

the things that
your father does.

Your dad probably
started out as an
associate pastor.

What church?

Your church.

Who hired you?

Lou, and
the other deacons.

Excuse me,
i'll be right back.

Robbie! Simon!


Robbie! Simon!

the matter?

going on?

Where's Lucy?
'cause this is good.

There's a man
in the living room

who says Lou hired him
as the church's
associate pastor,

and dad's got
mom and Lou down
in the basement

yelling at them.

Your heart.
Please, your heart.

You told him
I needed help?

Eric, we could all
see you needed help--

Shut up, Lou.
I've felt out
of control enough

for the past month
without my own
church going out

and getting
a new pastor

'cause my own wife
insisted it was
a good idea!

Eric, the doctor said
not to get excited!

We had to do something.

We can't just
have somebody
filling in every week.

So you got someone
to replace me.

He's not
replacing you.
He's not!

Did you know about this?

No, I didn't
know about it.

But I don't think
this was the best way
to find out about it.

In his enthusiasm,

Chandler showed up
a day earlier than
we expected.

And this is
a small town, you know?

And I didn't want
you finding out from
someone other than me.

So, i'm sorry.
I tried to call,

and when
I couldn't get through,
I came over, and--

Shut up, Lou!

Eric, please.
Let's go upstairs,

let's have
some dinner, let's
talk to Chandler.

You think i'm gonna
have dinner with that man?

Or this man?

I don't know why
you're getting
so upset.

Lou's only
trying to--

Shut up, Annie!

Oh, i'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.

It's ok.

You've been under
a lot of stress.

Is that clown still
in the living room?

I have no idea.

Didn't you just
have a heart surgery?

Yes, I did.
And it's a good thing.

Otherwise, right now,
i'd probably be dead.

Here, taste it.

No, thanks.

Taste it!

It's the best
spaghetti sauce

i've ever had
in my entire life.

I have a
secret ingredient.

Uh, yeah...

I--I guess
i'd better wait
for the others.

It's getting late,
they're probably

Eat. You can eat again
with the rest of them.

Would you like a glass
of wine with that?

I doubt there's
any wine in the house.

I'm starving.
I have to eat.

If Sam and David
can take it, so can you.

Your mother fed
the boys earlier.

I know that.
I'm just trying to get
Simon to buck up.

Hi, uh, is Reverend Camden
up here?

All right.


I'm Ruthie.

And this is Simon,
and this is Robbie.

Not related.

Chandler Hampton.
Hi, nice to meet you.

So you're replacing
my dad?

Uh, oh...no!

No! No, no. No.

I'm just here to learn,
fill in where I can
and help out.

For how long?

For as long
as they let me.

You know, your dad,
the deacons,
the church members.

So, are you single?

Yes, I am.

How old are you?

I'm 23.

I went to Kolbel
in New York,

and I graduated with honors
and a doctorate.

Oh. So you're
Dr. Hampton.

I prefer Chandler.

My sister Lucy
went to Kolbel,

for a summer,


where is Lucy?

I think she's in
Kevin's apartment.


Good to see you.

Good to see you.

I don't believe we've met.



Hi, honey!
I'm home!

I hope you don't mind.
I was looking for
a quiet place to study.

And you knew Roxanne was
getting a ride over here,

and you thought maybe she'd
come up here with me first.

But I love it that you don't
want anyone else with me.

What's up?

My mom and dad are fighting
because the colonel

sent this old lady named
Gabrielle over to help my mom,
and she's really crazy,

and my mom doesn't
like her in the house.

Your mom could
probably use the help.

Yeah, well,
sometimes people just like
to do things themselves.

Yeah, some people.

I can't do anything
by myself.

I don't know what
i'd do without you.

And your mom
and Roxanne and--

What do you need Roxanne for?

To save my life.

What do you mean
save your life?

I'm a cop,
she's my partner.

Right. So she's supposed to
literally save your life.

What else does she do for you?

She's there for me
on the job,

the same way you're there
for me in life.

But you don't involve her
in your life, do you?

It's hard not to.
We're together all day.

What aspects of your life
do you involve her in?

I'm sorry.
I can't do this.

I saw you watching us
at the jewelry store today,

and I know what
you're thinking.

No, you don't.
You don't know
what i'm thinking.

And that's not very nice,
spying on me.

I was spying on you?

Weren't you?

Let's just say we were
spying on each other.

Let's not.

Were you thinking that
i'd ask Roxanne for help

picking out your ring?

Now if I did that,
that wouldn't be very nice,

but I didn't do that,
and I wouldn't. I promise.

I'll be over as soon
as I change.

Don't bother.

I love that woman.

This is delicious.

Hmm, traitors.

Are you hungry?

I think i'll have
mine upstairs.

You pick it up.
I've got a broken arm.


No problem.

You don't happen to know
how to bake a cake, do you?

I'm not baking a cake for
your stinking boyfriend.

You are too young
to have a boyfriend.

You don't happen
to know anything about
frenchmen, do you?

You like french men?

Not me. It's
actually, a friend
of mine, Cecilia.

Is she french?


And she's not
just his friend either.

I wonder if she's ever
had her nose licked

with a big, ol'
nasty tongue.


I used to think
like that.

It...it probably won't last.

It's not that I don't
appreciate that you and
the colonel want to help.

It's just that,
well, I don't want
that kind of help.

What are you
talking about Annie?

I'm talking about the woman
you sent to help.

The woman?


Is she still alive?

She's old, but she's
very much alive.

I don't know where
the colonel found her.

Well, wherever it was,
no offense,

I hope she goes
back there and soon.

Does she still smoke?

Yes. And I think I also
smelled alcohol on her breath.

Wine. She loves wine.

Fine wine.

Annie, darling, she's
not there for you,

she's there for Eric.

I'm sure that's why
the colonel sent her.

And believe me, she has
no intention of staying.

She'll work her magic,
and she'll be out
of there in 24 hours.

You know, i've been
thinking about going
back to church.

I don't know why I bother.
I am such a loser.

What are you
talking about?

I'm talking about
how I can't get a woman
to fall in love with me.

Give a woman time to fall
in love with you, ok?

If it's not there
from the first moment,
it's not there.

Well, I made out
with you practically
the second I saw you.

That's because I told you
i'd been thinking

about making out with you
since seventh grade.

No. You said
in the seventh grade,

I used to think about
making out with you.
Big difference.

What's the big difference?

Well, the first way,
you've been thinking

about me for
a very long time.

The second way, you
just thought about me
in seventh grade.

It doesn't matter.
I saw the way you looked
at that minister.

I know why you're thinking
about going back to church.

I didn't look at him.

Yes, you did.

So what kind of a ring
do you want?

Who said I wanted a ring?

Maybe I don't even want a ring,
but I don't want a pearl

that was on a finger
of some dead woman.

Diamond, square-cut,
round-cut, what?

It should be your decision.

Yours and yours alone.

You dropped this
in the garage.


So, is this
the one you want?

I don't know.
Let me see.



Can you afford this?

Simon, there's
someone outside who
wants to see you.

Thanks for dinner.

Thank you.

Don't let the uniform
fool you.

I'll put everything
in the dishwasher.

All right, you got me.

What kind of a cake
do you want?

So, I thought
maybe you'd call.

And I thought you'd
be out with Mark.

What do you think?

I guess he's ok.

Just ok?

I don't know.
I really didn't
get a chance

to talk to him
that much.

It's hard to tell.

What'd you think
of him?

I think I like him,
really like him.

I just don't want
to get too crazy

'cause I know guys
don't like that.

Some guys.

So, maybe you
could get a date,

and we could all
go out together.



If I can get a date.

If you can't,
i'll find you one.

Good night.

I'll see you
at school tomorrow.

Thanks for dinner.
I better be going.

Will you need a ride
to church on sunday?

Very funny.

We usually sit
up front on the left.

We'll look for you.

Good night.
I'll call you.

Good night, Roxanne.

G'night, Kevin.
G'night, Luce.

Did he just invite her
to church?

Yeah. I think she's got
a crush on that new guy.

What new guy?

The new minister
at your dad's church.

What are you talking about?

I heard there's
this new young guy

who moved here
to help your dad.

Roxanne met him.

How can you know this
and me not know this?

And how does Roxanne get
to meet him and I don't?

Did everyone else
meet him, too?

I don't know,
but where are you
when stuff happens?

I don't know.
I'm cursed, I tell you,

I'm left out,
i'm never included,

i'm always somewhere else
when everything happens.

It's like I live in some
black hole in the universe.

Well, I hope
you're around

when I decide to
ask you to marry me.

Let me know when
and where, huh?

I apologize for saying
shut up to you and
for getting so upset.

Well, I accept your apology.

You're not upset about
this new associate pastor?

I was, but not now.

Because you realized
you need the help?

No. I don't need the help,
but I needed the challenge.

I love a challenge.

I'll show him.

I'll show them all.

I've taken my anger
and turned it into
something better.


No. I wouldn't call
it revenge.

I'd call it...
not being afraid.

Do you know why
i'm not afraid?


Because I realized

I realized...

♪& Jesus loves me,
this I know ♪&

♪& for the bible
tells me so ♪&

♪& little ones
to him belong ♪&

♪& they are weak,
but he is strong ♪&

♪& yes, Jesus
loves me... ♪&

This isn't good.
This isn't good at all.

It--it sounds good,
but it's not.

♪& The bible
tells us so... ♪&