3rd Rock from the Sun (1996–2001): Season 4, Episode 1 - Dr. Solomon's Traveling Alien Show - full transcript

Harry has been kidnapped and the Solomons try to find him, a task that is complicated by the fact that Dick is literally losing his mind.

HERE'S WHAT I DO KNOW.

HARRY RAN ACROSS MRS.
DUBCEK'S PSYCHOTIC EX-BOYFRIEND.

I'M LOOKIN' FOR A
SCRAWNY LITTLE RUNT.

THERE ARE A FEW OF
THOSE AROUND HERE.

COME ON!

HARRY'S GONE!

HARRY'S GONE!

WE KNOW! SHUT UP!

BEFORE WE KNEW IT, THAT CRAZED
REDNECK HAD DRAGGED HARRY OFF.

I CAN ONLY PRAY THAT
HE KEPT HIS MOUTH SHUT.

INCOMING MESSAGE
FROM THE BIG GIANT HEAD!



WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!
YOU GOIN' HULK ON ME?!

REMEMBER, YOUR HUMAN BODIES
ARE PROPERTY OF THE BIG GIANT HEAD

AND CAN BE REVOKED AT ANY TIME.

HOT DIGGETY DAMN!

THIS AIN'T NO NORMAL RUNT!

I GOT ME A BONA FIDE FREAK!

THERE COULD BE MONEY IN THIS.

OH, YEAH!

WHERE COULD HE BE. WHERE?

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

GARVIN'S GALLERY OF
APPARITIONS AND CURIOSITIES

IS PROUD TO PRESENT...

HARGO THE ALIEN.

PEOPLE OF EARTH...



I COME IN PEACE.

I AM HARGO.

JUST HARGO.

WHERE I COME FROM, WE
DON'T HAVE LAST NAMES,

WHICH MAKES IT REALLY DIFFICULT,

BECAUSE ON MY PLANET, HARGO
IS A REALLY POPULAR NAME.

MUCH LIKE YOUR BOB.

W-WAIT A SECOND, YOU GUYS.

DID I MENTION THAT
I COME IN PEEEEE...

INCOMING MESSAGE
FROM THE BIG GIANT HEAD!

OUR RECORDS CONTINUE TO INDICATE

THAT YOU HAVE FAILED TO
FILE YOUR STATUS REPORT.

IMMEDIATE RESPONSE MANDATORY.

PENALTIES FOR DELINQUENCY
INCLUDE, BUT ARE NOT LIMITED TO,

SYSTEMATIC DISCONNECTION OF YOUR
HIGH COMMANDER'S BRAIN FUNCTIONS.

HAVE A NICE DAY!

TRANSMISSION
ENDING IN 3... 2... 1...

AH-CHOO!

ALL RIGHT, BYE.

OK, I'VE MADE AN
APPOINTMENT WITH THE PSYCHIC.

SHE'S GONNA TELL
US WHERE HARRY IS.

GREAT. LET'S GO.

WAIT, WAIT. NOW,
IF SHE'S SO PSYCHIC,

WHY DOESN'T SHE
JUST USE HER POWERS

TO WIN THE LOTTERY OR SOMETHING?

BECAUSE PSYCHICS ARE NOT
IN IT FOR THE MONEY, TOMMY.

THEY ARE HERE TO HELP PEOPLE.

SEE, THAT'S WHY THEY STAY ON
THE LINE AS LONG AS YOU NEED THEM.

YOU GUYS, WE'RE WASTING
TIME. COME ON, DICK! LET'S GO.

WE'RE GOING TO A PSYCHIC.

WE'RE GOING TO A PSYCHIC? WHY?

TO HELP FIND HARRY.

HARRY'S MISSING?

WHY DIDN'T ANYBODY TELL ME?!

UH, 'CAUSE YOU KNEW?

I MOST CERTAINLY DID NOT!

LET'S GET GOING!

WHERE ARE MY CAR KEYS?

THEY'RE IN YOUR HAND.

AH, FOUND THEM.

NOW WE CAN GO.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET
MOVING. COME ON, HARRY!

DICK... HARRY'S MISSING.

WHAT?! MY GOD! WELL, WHY ARE
WE ALL JUST SITTING AROUND?!

WE GOTTA GO FIND HARRY!

WE'RE GOING TO THE
PSYCHIC FOR HELP.

GOOD IDEA. I'LL GIVE YOU A RIDE.

WHERE ARE MY CAR KEYS?

CHECK YOUR HAND, DICK!

AH. HERE THEY ARE.

COME ON, LET'S GO. HARRY!

I'M GONNA GO BORROW
MAMA'S EL CAMINO.

DICK?

UM, ARE YOU OK?

I'M FINE.

WAIT! YOU DON'T THINK

THAT THIS IS SOME
SORT OF PUNISHMENT

FROM THE BIG GIANT HEAD

FOR NOT SENDING IN
THE STATUS REPORT?

OH, PLEASE!

DID YOU HEAR THAT, HARRY?

HARRY?

HARRY! D-OH!

GREAT! HARRY'S RUN
OFF WITH MY CAR KEYS!

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YEAH.

GARVIN, CAN I TALK
TO YOU FOR A MINUTE?

HARGO, HAVE A SEAT.

LOOK, I'M AFRAID THAT
SOMEWHERE ALONG THE LINE,

YOU'VE GOT THE MISTAKEN
IMPRESSION THAT I...

HA HA HA...

AM AN ALIEN.

AND I'M NOT.

OF COURSE YOU'RE NOT, KID,

BUT HERE'S THE MAGIC.

YOU MAKE ME BELIEVE.

HMM. WELL, THANKS, BUT
IF IT'S ALL THE SAME TO YOU,

I'D JUST AS SOON GO HOME.

IT WOULD BE FUN, WOULDN'T IT...

OH, DARN THE LUCK.

I JUST REMEMBERED,
THAT'S A NO-CAN-DO.

I'VE GOT A SIGNED
CONTRACT, MY FRIEND.

WAIT A SECOND.

I DON'T REMEMBER
SIGNING ANY CONTRACT.

YEAH, BUT YOUR FORMER
ASSOCIATE RANDY LeFORNIER DID.

YEAH...

YEAH...

HERE'S THE DEAL.

SEE, HE'S NOT SO MUCH
MY FORMER ASSOCIATE

AS MUCH AS HE'S MY
FORMER KIDNAPPER.

YEAH, AND I'M SURE THAT MY
FAMILY'S WORRIED ABOUT ME.

YOUR FAMILY? WHERE ARE THEY?

I DON'T KNOW.

BUT THEY'RE NOT HERE, ARE THEY?

IF THEY CARED ABOUT YOU, WOULDN'T
THEY COME LOOKING FOR YOU?

WELL, THEY PROBABLY ARE LOOKING.

I DON'T THINK SO. I BET
THEY PUT UP POSTERS.

I KNOW FOR A FACT THEY HAVE NOT!

THOSE BASTARDS!

I HATE THEM AS WELL.

BUT YOU HAVE A NEW
FAMILY NOW, HARGO.

A FAMILY THAT
UNDERSTANDS YOUR TALENT,

A FAMILY THAT'S GOING TO
HARNESS THAT TALENT FOR PROFIT.

MY PROFIT? SLOW DOWN.

YOU'RE GOING TO BE BIG,
HARGO, SO BIG IT SCARES ME.

WELL, WHAT, LIKE
FLIPPER BOY BIG?

HUMAN PINCUSHION BIG.

I'M SENSING...

THAT SOMEONE
YOU LOVE IS MISSING.

HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?

YOU TOLD HER ON THE PHONE.

DID YOU BRING ME
A LOCK OF HIS HAIR?

UH, NO, MA'AM, I DIDN'T,

BUT I'VE GOT SOME
LETTERS OF HIS AND, UH,

THIS IS MY WONDERBRA.
IT'S HIS SLEEP TOY.

HERE'S A PICTURE OF HIM.

OH, YES, YES.

I'M GETTING SOME VERY
STRONG VIBRATIONS FROM THESE.

WAIT A MINUTE.
I'VE SEEN THIS GUY.

HERE WE GO.

SHE'S HAVIN' A VISION.

NO, NO, I'M NOT.

I SAW THIS GUY AT THE
LAPINE COUNTY FAIR.

YOU SAW HIM IN YOUR HEAD.

NO, NO. I SAW HIM AT THE
FAIR. HE'S WORKING THERE.

WELL, WHY DON'T YOU
LAY OUT SOME CARDS

AND YOU CAN TELL US MORE.

WAIT! NO, NO, NO. SHE DOESN'T
NEED TO LAY OUT CARDS.

WE CAN GO GET HARRY. COME ON!

WELL. TOMMY, I GUESS
YOU WERE RIGHT.

THIS WOMAN IS
NOTHIN' BUT A SHAM.

THANK YOU. YOU'VE
REALLY BEEN A BIG HELP.

BITCH.

LOSING MY MEMORY, BAH!

I FOUND THE UNIVERSITY
WITH NO TROUBLE AT ALL.

GOOD AFTERNOON, DR. SOLOMON.

AND A FINE
AFTERNOON IT IS, GWEN.

EXCUSE ME?

WHAT?

OH, SORRY.

EH, HOW DO YOU
PRONOUNCE YOUR NAME?

NINA.

YEAH, I KNOW THAT.

THIS ISN'T MY LIPSTICK.

THAT'S NOT YOUR DESK.

I KNOW THAT!

I WAS JUST LOOKING
FOR MY LIPSTICK.

OH, HI, DICK.

HI, THERE, PRETTY LADY.

IS THERE ANY NEWS ABOUT HARRY?

NEWS? WHAT'S THE
LAST NEWS YOU HEARD?

THAT HE'S STILL
MISSING. WHO'S MISSING?

HARRY!

I KNOW THAT.

NOW, UH, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE
ME, I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT.

YOU CAN'T GET OUT THAT WAY.

I KNOW THAT.

HI, GUYS.

HEY, HARGO.

KUDOS ON YOUR
PERFORMANCE TONIGHT, HARGO.

WELL, THANK YOU, GIGANTICUS.

THAT'S NICE TO HEAR,

COMIN' FROM THE MAN THAT I
WOULD CONSIDER TO BE KING.

WELL, EVEN THE TALLEST
MAN IN THE WORLD

WILL STOOP TO PAY A COMPLIMENT

WHEN IT'S SO WELL-DESERVED.

OH, GET OUTTA HERE, YA NUTBALL.

YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME CRY.

WE KNOW WHERE HARRY IS!
WE KNOW WHERE HARRY IS!

WE KNOW WHERE HARRY IS!

OK. WE NEED TO GO TO
THE LAPINE COUNTY FAIR.

HOW'S DICK?

OH, NOT SO GOOD.

I THOUGHT HE COULD
USE SOME FRESH AIR,

SO I SENT HIM DOWN TO THE OLD
TOWN ROAD TO PICK UP STRAWBERRIES.

WOW.

YOU'RE BACK QUICK.

YOU WANT TO KNOW
WHY I CAME BACK SO FAST?

I GOT TO THE END
OF OUR DRIVEWAY,

AND I COULDN'T REMEMBER
WHICH WAY TO GO.

I WENT INTO OUR BACKYARD,

AND NOTHING LOOKED
FAMILIAR TO ME.

NOT ONE DAMN TREE.

SCARED ME HALF TO DEATH.

SNAP OUT OF IT, YA OLD POOP.

ALL RIGHT. NOW GET HIS
JACKET. WE GOT TO ROLL.

Mary: DICK?

DICK...

I KNOW HOW HARD THIS
HAS BEEN ON ALL OF YOU,

SO I MADE YOU A CASSEROLE.

WHAT STINKS?

IT'S GOT ONIONS.

I CAN'T HAVE ONIONS.

COME ON, DICK. WE
GOTTA GET GOING.

GET GOING?! WHAT, YOU
KNOW WHERE HARRY IS?

IF I DID, WILL YA TAKE THAT
STINK POT OUTTA HERE?

HEY, MAMA MADE US A SACKFUL
OF SANDWICHES FOR THE TRIP.

NOW, YOU BE
CAREFUL AT THAT FAIR.

THE MOONSHINE, THE MUTANT PIGS,

THE EX-CONS RUNNIN' THE RIDES.

YOU'RE NOT GONNA
WANNA COME BACK HOME.

SALLY! WHAT'S THE BIG EMERGENCY?

DON, WE NEED TO GO TO
THE LAPINE COUNTY FAIR,

AND DICK LOST THE
KEYS TO THE CAR!

I'D LOVE TO GO.

NO. THERE'S NO ROOM FOR YOU.

WE JUST NEED TO
BORROW YOUR SQUAD CAR.

YOU CAN'T JUST TAKE THAT CAR!

IT BELONGS TO THE CIT...

HEY, CAN WE USE
THE SIREN? COME ON!

ONLY IF YOU'RE GOING OVER 80!

I'M AFRAID OF
VIRGINIA WOOLF! ME!

HOW LONG DO YOU
THINK THEY'LL BE GONE?

WELL, USUALLY WHEN
THEY TAKE THE SQUAD CAR,

IT'S 5, 6 HOURS.

AND THEY THINK WE'RE JUST
GONNA SIT HERE AND WAIT.

WELL...

THAT'S WHAT I USUALLY DO.

ALL RIGHT, HE'S
NOT IN THE ARCADE.

OH, DAMN!

HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED
TO FIND HARRY

IN THIS SEA OF
BLUBBER AND B.O.?!

WELL, ALL I KNOW IS, I'M
GONNA FIND ME A GOOD PSYCHIC.

NOT ONE THAT JUST...
RECOGNIZES PEOPLE.

HEY, WHERE DID DICK GO?

OH, GREAT!

I TOLD YOU WE SHOULD
HAVE TIED HIM TO A TREE!

GUESS YOUR WEIGHT FOR $1.00.

$1.00. GUESS YOUR WEIGHT?

OH, ALL RIGHT, YOUNG
MAN, YOU GOT A DEAL.

205. STEP ON THE SCALE, PLEASE.

AH. 205, RIGHT ON THE BUTTON.

I'LL BE.

HA HA. GUESS YOUR
WEIGHT FOR $1.00.

$1.00. GUESS YOUR WEIGHT.

WELL, YOU'RE ON.

OK.

205. STEP ON THE SCALE, PLEASE.

YOU ARE GOOD.

GUESS YOUR WEIGHT?

THIS SHOULD BE
INTERESTING. HOW MUCH?

$5.00.

YOU GOT A CUSTOMER.

HARRY?! HARRY?!

PEOPLE OF EARTH, I
AM HARGO THE ALIEN.

OH!

WHOO! WHOO! WHOO! WHOO!

OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD!

WE ARE FROM A SUPERIOR RACE.

OUR BRAINS ARE FAR
MORE EVOLVED THAN YOURS.

WHY DON'T WE JUST GRAB HIM?

GOOD IDEA, BONEHEAD!

THEN WE CREATE
EVEN MORE OF A SCENE.

I'M SORRY!

WE VISITED YOUR
TINY LITTLE PLANET

THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO

AND BUILT THE TOWERING PYRAMIDS!

WHAT? WE DIDN'T
BUILD THE PYRAMIDS.

WE KILLED THE DINOSAURS.

WE KILLED THE DINOSAURS?

DIDN'T WE? OH, WHATEVER.

WE COME IN PEACE.

AND ONLY...

INCOMING MESSAGE
FROM THE BIG GIANT HEAD!

OH, NO! MY GOD!

THIS IS A GOOD SHOW.

IT REMINDS ME OF GEORGE GOBEL.

STAGE ONE OF BRAIN
SHUTDOWN IS COMPLETE.

AMYGDALOID NUCLEUS AND
THALAMUS WILL BE DISABLED NEXT

UNLESS YOUR HIGH COMMANDER
FILES HIS STATUS REPORT.

TRANSMISSION
ENDING IN 3... 2... 1...

AH-CHOO!

WHOO! WHOO! WHOO! WHOO!

Vicki: OH, MAN!

ISN'T THIS GREAT?!

MY BOYFRIEND IS THE
KING OF THE FREAKS, MAN!

OH, YEAH, BABY,
I'M WATCHIN' YOU!

YOU'RE LOOKIN' GOOD UP
THERE! YOU'RE LOOKIN' GOOD!

THEY ARE A STRANGE FAMILY.

SO STRANGE.

YOU KNOW, THEY
HAVE A LITTER BOX.

BUT NO CAT.

OK, HOW ABOUT THIS?

DICK SAVES HIS TOENAIL CLIPPINGS

AND PUTS THEM IN A SHREDDER

'CAUSE HE'S AFRAID
OF BEING CLONED.

SO ODD.

SO VERY... VERY ODD.

WHY DO WE PUT UP WITH 'EM?

WELL, I KNOW WHY YOU DO, DON.

I MEAN, HOW OFTEN DOES A
SUPER MODEL FALL INTO YOUR LAP?

YOU WON THE LOTTERY. NO OFFENSE.

NO. NONE TAKEN.

BUT YOU'VE GOT TO ADMIT,
YOU'VE GOT LUCKY, TOO.

EXCUSE ME?

COME ON, ADMIT IT,

YOU'RE A LONELY SCHOOLMARM
IN A ONE-HORSE TOWN,

WHEN ALONG COMES A CRAZY COWPOKE

SNIFFIN' AROUND YOUR PETTICOAT.

DID DICK TELL YOU ABOUT
OUR GUNSMOKE GAME?

NO.

WE DON'T HAVE ONE.

LOOK, LET US IN.

YOU THINK YOU SCARE ME?

YOU PEOPLE LOOK
LIKE... ANTS TO ME.

Harry: LET 'EM IN, GIGANTICUS.

WELL, IF IT ISN'T THE
POOR RELATIONS.

I KNEW YOU'D COME AROUND

AS SOON AS YOU
FOUND OUT I WAS A STAR.

OH, HELLO, VICKI.

HARRY, I'VE ALWAYS LONGED
FOR A LIFE IN SHOW BUSINESS.

THE BIG CROWDS,
THE BRIGHT LIGHTS.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY?

I DON'T EVEN MIND THE
STENCH OF MANURE.

WELL, WELL, WELL, IF
IT ISN'T VICKI DUBCEK.

LONG TIME, NO SEE. HA HA HA HA!

I'M AFRAID THAT YOU HAVE
THE WRONG VICKI DUBCEK.

NOPE. HAVEN'T CHANGED A BIT.

LOOK, HARRY, DICK IS IN TROUBLE.

HIS BRAIN IS GOING, AND
YOU'RE OUR ONLY HOPE!

YOU HAVE TO SEND IN
THAT STATUS REPORT!

NO! YOU CAN'T BOSS
ME AROUND ANYMORE.

YOU... YOU PEOPLE DIDN'T
EVEN PUT UP POSTERS!

NO! I CALL THE SHOTS NOW.

LOOK, HARRY...

SILENCE!

IT'S HARGO THE ALIEN TO YOU.

IS THERE A PROBLEM HERE, HARGO?

NO. I THINK WE'RE THROUGH.

HEY, YOU'RE A TALL,
COOL DRINK OF WATER.

LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING.

CAN YOU EAT GLASS?

YES, I CAN.

AND NO, I WON'T.

AH.

SO YOU'RE THE LITTLE MENACE

WHO KEEPS LEAVING YOUR
TRICYCLE IN MY DRIVEWAY.

NEXT TIME, YOU'RE
NOT GETTING IT BACK.

AH, IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.

YOU'VE GOT LOUSY PARENTS.

I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THEY WOULD
HAVE BROUGHT IN THE BIG GUNS.

MR. TIP-TIP, COULD YOU
GIVE US A MOMENT ALONE?

MAYBE YOU COULD GO GET A MINT.

LOOK, DICK, YOU CAN JUST
SAVE YOUR BREATH, OK?

I CAN'T ANSWER
THE BIG GIANT HEAD.

'CAUSE IF I DO, THEN HE'LL
STOP CONTACTING ME.

AND THEN MY ACT
IS OVER. I'M FINISHED.

NO. I'M LOOKIN' OUT FOR ME.

WHO ARE YOU?

OH, DON'T GIVE ME THAT!

COME ON. I'M JUST THE
SAME GUY I ALWAYS WAS,

ONLY SMARTER.

I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

WHY, BECAUSE I'M LIVING
FOR MYSELF FOR A CHANGE?

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?

YOU WANT TO KNOW WHO I AM?

I'LL TELL YA WHO I AM!

I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE, DICK!

I DON'T KNOW!

NOW YOU'RE HURTING ME.

I KNOW.

I'VE BEEN SELFISH.

WHAT HAVE I BEEN THINKIN'?

PARDON ME, DICK, BUT
I'VE GOT A SHOW TO DO.

THAT'S A MAGNIFICENT SWEATER.

WHOO! WHOO! WHOO! WHOO!

PEOPLE OF EARTH, I
AM HARGO THE ALIEN.

NO. THAT'S MY DENTIST.

WHOO! WHOO! WHOO! WHOO!

I COME FROM A GALAXY

FAR, FAR...

Y'KNOW, I'D LIKE TO TRY SOMETHING
A LITTLE DIFFERENT TONIGHT,

IF I COULD.

NOW, YOU'VE ALL SEEN
THE BIG GIANT HEAD CALL ME.

BUT YOU HAVEN'T SEEN ME
CALL THE BIG GIANT HEAD.

LET'S CALL HIM, SHALL WE?

NO. IT'LL BE GREAT.

I'M JUST GONNA MAKE
A LITTLE PHONE CALL...

TRANSMISSION LINE'S OPEN
FOR THE BIG GIANT HEAD.

WH-WHY IS HE CHANGING THE ACT?

THAT ACT WAS GOLD!

YOUR STATUS REPORT
HAS BEEN RECEIVED.

AH-CHOO!

HARRY!

DICK!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP THERE?!

GET OFF THAT STAGE THIS INSTANT!

HE'S BACK! AND HE'S PISSED.

WHAT A LOSS.

HEY, SHUT UP! SHUT
UP! GIVE HIM A BREAK!

AFTER ALL THE JOY HE'S BROUGHT

INTO YOUR DISMAL
LIVES, YOU INGRATES!

HARRY! OH!

HARRY! WE'RE SO
GLAD YOU'RE BACK!

GLAD YOU'RE SAFE, MAN.

THANKS.

WHY THE HELL AM I
WEARING A DIAPER?!

THAT MUST BE THEM.

OK, LET'S GET THIS
THING STRAIGHT.

WE ARE NOT GONNA LET THEM KEEP
DRAGGING US INTO THEIR INSANITY.

DAMN RIGHT!

THIS MAGNIFICENT ROTTWEILER'S
TAKING OFF THE CHOKE CHAIN

STARTING RIGHT NOW!

FOLLOW MY LEAD.

HEY, DON.

SALLY.

MISS ME?

DON!

AW, SHUT UP!

HEY! HARRY'S BACK!

IN THE HOUSE!

HARRY, WHERE WERE YOU?!

OH, IT'S A LONG STORY.

HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU
AND I OUGHT TO TAKE A SHOWER.

'CAUSE YOU SMELL LIKE A MONKEY.

TOMMY, WHERE WAS HARRY?

A FREAK SHOW.

YOU KNOW, BEARDED LADIES,
SIAMESE TWINS... THE USUAL.

WHY WON'T ANYONE
TELL ME ANYTHING?!

I'M SORRY, MARY.

THINGS HAVE BEEN A LITTLE CRAZY,

AND I HAVEN'T
EXACTLY BEEN MYSELF.

I HOPE YOU CAN FORGIVE ME.

WELL, DICK, I... I
DON'T THINK I CAN.

WHAT DO YOU SAY YOU AND
I GO DOWN TO BLASCOTT'S?

I'LL TELL YOU THE WHOLE STORY
OVER A WARM GLASS OF BRANDY.

OH, THAT SOUNDS NICE.

GREAT.

LET ME JUST CHANGE
OUT OF THIS DIAPER, HUH?

HARRY, I COULDN'T HELP
BUT NOTICE THE WAY

THAT BEARDED LADY
WAS LOOKIN' AT YOU.

TELL ME THE TRUTH.

DID ANYTHING HAPPEN
BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU?

VICKI, A MAN GETS AWFUL
LONELY ON THE ROAD.

AND I CAN'T SAY THAT
I WASN'T TEMPTED.

BUT EVERY TIME I CAME CLOSE,

THERE WAS JUST ONE THING

THAT I COULDN'T
GET OUT OF MY MIND.

OH, HARRY.

ME?

NO. SHE HAD A BEARD.