3rd Rock from the Sun (1996–2001): Season 1, Episode 17 - Assault with a Deadly Dick - full transcript

The Solomons' car radio is stolen and Dick is being robbed. Dick pushes Tommy to take up basketball. Sally meets Officer Don for the first time.

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OH!

BAZOOKA JOE...

YOU'RE AN IMBECILE!

GOOD MORNING.

DR. ALBRIGHT!

ARGGH!

I AM ABOUT TO REVEAL...

SOMETHING ASTOUNDING.

I THINK YOU'RE
OVERESTIMATING YOURSELF.

BEHOLD...



AN ATM CARD.

OH.

CONGRATULATIONS.

YOU'RE NOW A MEMBER

OF A VERY ELITE GROUP OF
2... 300 MILLION AMERICANS.

MY NAME IS RAISED.
YOU CAN TOUCH IT.

UH, NO...

THANKS.

WHEN I PRESS IT
INTO MY FOREHEAD...

YOU CAN READ MY NAME BACKWARDS.

PACE YOURSELF.

WE HAVE A WHOLE SEMESTER.

NINA, DID I SHOW
YOU MY NEW A... YES.

AND, NO, I DON'T
WANT TO FEEL IT.



I HAVE A GREAT IDEA.

WHY DON'T I USE MY NEW
ATM CARD TO WITHDRAW MONEY

FROM ONE OF MANY
CONVENIENT LOCATIONS...

EVEN AFTER BUSINESS HOURS...

AND TAKE YOU OUT TO
DINNER TOMORROW NIGHT?

ALL RIGHT.

REALLY?

YES.

YOU DO UNDERSTAND
IT'S... DINNER?

OUT?

YES.

BUT NOT JUST DINNER
OUT OF THE HOUSE.

DINNER OUT OF THE CAR.

WELL, OUT IT IS.

ALL I HAVE TO DO IS
PUT THIS INTO THE ATM,

PUNCH IN MY
SECRET CODE... 1234...

OH, NO!

I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO
REVEAL THAT CODE TO ANYONE!

NOW YOU'LL HAVE TO KILL US.

OH!

AS MANY INTELLIGENT PEOPLE KNOW,

ALIENS ARE ALL AROUND US.

THIS IS THE STORY OF
FOUR SUCH EXPLORERS.

CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY NBC
ENTERTAINMENT, THE CARSEY-WERNER COMPANY,

AND 1995 NCI CAPTION
CLUB/ GRANTSMANSHIP

THAT WAS THE MALL.
WASN'T IT GREAT?

HOW WOULD I KNOW?

THE ESCALATOR BROKE DOWN,

AND I WAS STUCK
THERE FOR 1 1/2 HOURS.

I THINK THE ENTIRE PLANET

SHOULD BE COVERED
BY ONE BIG ROOF.

AND WE SHOULD NEVER
BE MORE THAN 15 FEET

FROM A WEENIE ON A STICK.

TOMMY, LOOK WHAT I BOUGHT.

A BASKETBALL?

YOU SHOULD JOIN
YOUR SCHOOL'S TEAM.

WHY?

BECAUSE IT'S IMPORTANT
YOU EXPERIENCE

THE HUMILIATION OF
ADOLESCENT BOYS

AT THE HANDS OF BITTER ADULTS

TRYING TO REWRITE THE
FAILURES OF THEIR YOUTH.

IT'LL BE FUN.

ALL RIGHT.

WHO RIPPED THE RADIO
FROM THE DASHBOARD?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

THE RADIO. IT'S GONE.

WAIT A MINUTE.

I KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENED HERE.

YOU SEE IT ALL THE
TIME ON THE NEWS.

OH, UH...

TOUPEES!

NO. CRIME.

WE'RE VICTIMS OF CRIME.

WHAT'LL WE DO NOW?

I THINK WE ALL KNOW
WHAT WE HAVE TO DO.

♪ DOH DOH DOH ♪

♪ ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST ♪

♪ SSS SSS ♪

♪ BOM BOM BOM ♪

♪ ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST ♪

♪ AND ANOTHER ONE'S GONE ♪

♪ AND ANOTHER ONE'S GONE ♪

♪ AND ANOTHER
ONE BITES THE DUST ♪

♪ HEY ♪

♪ THEY'RE GONNA GET YOU, TOO ♪

♪ ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST ♪

I CAN'T BELIEVE
DICK DID THIS TO ME.

WHY DO I HAVE TO
PLAY BASKETBALL?

I KNOW, AND TEAM
SPORTS ARE SO INFANTILE.

IT'S ALL MASCULINE POSTURING,

ALL THAT PREENING AND FLEXING.

EXACTLY.

WHAT I REALLY HATE

IS THAT THERE'S SOME
PRIMITIVE PART OF ME

THAT REALLY RESPONDS TO THAT.

AND WHAT I REALLY
HATE IS BEING CURSED

WITH THE HEART OF A CHAMPION.

WHAT IS HARRY DOING?

IT'S PART OF MY NEW
SECURITY PROCEDURES.

OOH. RED ALERT.

THERE'S A SQUIRREL
APPROACHING THE BUILDING.

THIS SEEMS A BIT
EXTREME, LIEUTENANT.

WITH ALL DUE RESPECT,
HIGH COMMANDER, BUTT OUT.

SECURITY'S MY DOMAIN.

I'LL TAKE THE BLAME
FOR THE RADIO.

OH, PLEASE...

I SHOULD HAVE BEEN
GUARDING THE RAMBLER

INSTEAD OF SHOPPING FOR LOOFAHS.

YOU'RE OVERREACTING.

DICK, THIS PLANET IS IN
A BAD NEIGHBORHOOD.

WE HAVE BEEN ON FAR
WORSE PLANETS THAN THIS,

INHABITED BY CREATURES
WITH FAR WORSE BREATH.

AT LEAST WE'RE ON A PLANET
THAT'S GOVERNED BY LAWS.

YOU'RE TOO
DISTRUSTFUL OF HUMANS.

IT'S THOSE TWO LITTLE EYES

RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE
OF THEIR HEAD.

MAKES THEM ALL LOOK LIKE
THEY'RE UP TO SOMETHING.

KNOCK, KNOCK...

HI. I HEARD ABOUT
YOUR CAR RADIO.

DID YOU CALL THE COPS?

I DON'T THINK THAT'S NECESSARY.

GO DOWN TO THE STATION
AND ASK FOR OFFICER FRANCO.

AN ITALIAN GENTLEMAN. VERY NICE.

CAME RIGHT OVER WHEN MY
BOYFRIEND GOT BEAT UP IN MY HOUSE.

YOUR BOYFRIEND GOT BEAT
UP IN YOUR OWN HOUSE?

YEAH. MY HUSBAND
DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM.

OH.

WOW!

I SMELL THE FIST OF JUSTICE.

I SMELL DOUGHNUTS.

HMM.

CAN'T YOU FEEL IT, HARRY...

THE STIFLING SENSE OF ORDER,

THE DISCIPLINE,

THE ALMOST ROBOTIC
LACK OF EMOTION,

THE FLUORESCENT LIGHTS?

GOD HELP ME...

I LOVE IT!

WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?

JUST LET ME BE NEAR YOU.

O.K.

MY NAME'S OFFICER DON.

WELL, OFFICER DON, WE'RE
HERE TO REPORT A CRIME.

I BLAME MYSELF. I
DROPPED MY GUARD.

IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.

CRIME HAPPENS.

RUTHERFORD MAY LOOK
LIKE SMALL-TOWN AMERICA,

BUT JUST BENEATH THE
WELL-MANICURED LAWNS

LIES A HOTBED OF
CRIMINAL ACTIVITY.

WE MAY BE IN THE
SHADOW OF CLEVELAND,

BUT IT'S IN THE SHADOWS
WHERE EVIL LURKS.

WOW.

HEY, WHEN YOU DO THIS...

IT SORT OF LOOKS
LIKE NYPD BLUE, HUH?

HUH?

AHH! NYPD BLUE, HUH?

NOW...

WHAT HAPPENED?

THE RADIO WAS STOLEN
FROM OUR RAMBLER.

A.M... WITH THOSE PUSH BUTTONS?

YES.

THOSE SICK BASTARDS!

FILL OUT THIS FORM.

FORM? THEN WHAT HAPPENS?

I MAKE A COPY OF IT.

AND THEN?

THEN ON THURSDAY, A
GIRL COMES IN AND FILES IT.

PAPERWORK.

IF I HAD MY WAY,
I'D BE OUT THERE,

PUTTING THE RATS
BACK IN THEIR HOLES.

IF I HAD A GUN LIKE THAT,

I WOULDN'T BE
SITTING BEHIND A DESK

UNTIL I RAN OUT OF BULLETS.

HI.

SO, UH, WHAT ARE YOU HERE FOR?

THEY PICKED ME UP FOR VAGRANCY,

BUT THAT'S NOT THE REAL REASON.

I'M HERE BECAUSE THEY KNOW

I'M FROM THE PLANET CLARION

IN THE BART SPIRAL

IN THE CEEFIUS
DRAKELAND... BORDER.

DO YOU KNOW STEVE?

DEAR LORD...

IF IT BE WITHIN YOUR
GREAT WISDOM AND MERCY,

PLEASE GRANT US THE
STRENGTH AND COURAGE

TO BEAT THE HELL OUT OF
THE CENTRAL HIGH MUSKRATS.

EXCUSE ME, COACH.

WE'RE PRAYING, SOLOMON.

SHOULD WE BE BOTHERING
GOD OVER A BASKETBALL GAME?

WELL, THIS IS IMPORTANT.

BUT THE OTHER
TEAM'S PRAYING, TOO.

SO, OUR GOD IS
STRONGER THAN THEIR GOD?

THERE'S ONLY ONE GOD, SOLOMON.

AM I THE ONLY ONE SEEING
A CONFLICT OF INTEREST?

YES!

ALL RIGHT! OUT ON
THE COURT! LET'S GO!

HUSTLE IT OUT
THERE! GET OUT THERE!

COACH, WHAT ABOUT ME?

SORRY, SOLOMON,
YOU'RE NOT TALL ENOUGH.

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

YOU'RE TOO DAMN SHORT!

LOOK OUT!

OH!

WHY, YES, I WILL HAVE
ANOTHER TRANSACTION.

AND THIS TIME IN...

ESPAÑOL.

I'LL BE DONE SHORTLY.

I WANT TO SEE WHAT MY LIMIT IS.

TAKE YOUR TIME.

I PUT THE CARD IN
AND MONEY COMES OUT.

CARD IN, MONEY OUT.

OH! AS MUCH AS I WANT OVER
AND OVER AGAIN. ISN'T IT AMAZING?

YEAH. NOW GIVE IT TO ME.

UH, NO. THIS IS MY MONEY.

BUT I'M SURE YOU CAN
HAVE YOUR OWN CARD...

QUIT FOOLING
AROUND. HAND IT OVER.

LET ME EXPLAIN
THIS TO YOU AGAIN.

THIS $300 IS MINE,

JUST LIKE THE 100 I
PUT IN MY WALLET.

YEOW.

WHOA.

WHAT WAS I THINKING, LETTING
YOU GO OUT BY YOURSELF?

A MAN WHO STEALS A WALLET
IS CAPABLE OF ANYTHING.

HE COULD HAVE PUT
YOU IN A VAT OF SALINE

AND HARVESTED YOUR
ORGANS FOR MONTHS,

FORCING YOU TO REGENERATE
KIDNEY AFTER KIDNEY!

OH, STOP!

JUST RELAX AND CALM DOWN.

HOW CAN I CALM DOWN?

I FEEL SO UTTERLY
EXPOSED AND VULNERABLE...

AND NOT IN THAT FUN, SPANKY WAY.

O.K. YOU'RE SAFE NOW.

WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS

WHERE YOU CAN'T WAVE MONEY
AROUND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT?

DID THIS GUY HAVE ANY
DISTINGUISHING MARKS?

HIS SKIN WAS RATHER NICE.

WELL, I CAN SEE THAT
YOU'RE PRETTY UPSET,

SO I'LL GIVE MY
HOME PHONE NUMBER

TO YOUR SISTER.

CALL IF YOU HAVE ANY...

NEEDS.

OH.

WHY DID THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN?

IT WAS LATE.

WHY WAS I THERE
TAKING OUT THAT MONEY?

DON'T BLAME YOURSELF.

I DON'T. I BLAME YOU! WHAT?

YOU AGREED TO GO OUT WITH ME.

WHY'D YOU PICK NOW TO SAY YES?

I DON'T KNOW.

SEE? YOU WEREN'T THINKING.

YOU CAN'T TAKE A RANDOM ACT,

TURN IT AROUND, AND
BLAME AN INNOCENT PERSON.

JUST WATCH ME!

WHY'D I THINK TONIGHT
WOULD BE DIFFERENT?

YOU'RE INSANE!

THE WORLD'S INSANE!

THEY TALK ABOUT THE
UNIVERSE BEING RANDOM.

THIS PLACE IS RANDOM!

I'M LEAVING!

PEOPLE ASSAULTING
TOTAL STRANGERS

FOR NO OTHER REASON
THAN TO TAKE THEIR MONEY!

THAT'S RIGHT! RUN AWAY!

SOONER OR LATER, YOU'LL
HAVE TO FACE THE FACT

THAT THE EARTH IS A
COLD, DARK, AND EVIL PLACE,

CRAWLING WITH
CRAZED NE'ER-DO-WELLS

AND LARCENOUS JACKANAPES!

WELL, I DON'T L-L-LIKE IT!

LIEUTENANT!

YES, SIR!

THIS PLANET HAS
CROSSED THE LINE.

ASSEMBLE THE GIANT ROBOT.

WE DIDN'T PACK IT.

WE DIDN'T? WHY NOT?

I WANTED TO, BUT YOU NEEDED
ROOM FOR YOUR EXERCISE BIKE,

WHICH, I MIGHT
ADD, YOU NEVER USE.

THE STRENGTH OF
THE REFRACTED LIGHT...

VARIES...

IN ACCORDANCE WITH ITS VELOCITY,

AS MEASURED IN LIGHT YEARS...

UH, DR. SOLOMON...

WHAT IS IT, LEON?

WHY ARE YOU WRITING LIKE THAT?

BECAUSE, WHENEVER
YOU TURN AROUND,

SOMEONE'S WAITING
TO STAB YOU IN THE BACK

AND STEAL YOUR WALLET.

YOU HAVE TO HAVE
MORE FAITH IN PEOPLE.

I THINK THAT, DEEP DOWN,
THERE'S A BASIC DECENCY.

BLAH. BLAH. BLAH. BLAH.

YOUR CHIRPY OPTIMISM
HAS NO PLACE IN REALITY.

GUESS WHAT.

SANTA CLAUS IS DEAD!

BEATEN SENSELESS FOR
HIS SHINY BLACK BOOTS.

AND HIS REINDEER
DON'T GIVE A DAMN!

YOU KNOW, DR. SOLOMON,

YOU SEEM TO BE CARRYING
AROUND SO MUCH BAGGAGE.

YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY OF IT,

SO GET AWAY FROM ME!

LET'S GET THIS STRAIGHT.

I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH IT
COSTS OR HOW DIFFICULT IT IS.

I WANT A SECURITY SYSTEM
THAT WILL GUARANTEE

THAT OUR LIVES WILL BE FILLED

WITH ABSOLUTE SAFETY
AND CONTENTMENT.

THAT WOULD BE THE
ELECTROFORT 2000.

THE ALARM CONNECTS DIRECTLY TO
OUR COMMAND CENTER DOWNTOWN,

WHERE WE IMMEDIATELY DISPATCH

TRAINED PATROLMEN TO YOUR DOOR.

I JUST HAVE ONE QUESTION.

SURE.

WHERE DO I BURY MY FAMILY

AFTER THE BURGLARS HAVE
PUMPED BULLETS INTO THEIR SKULLS

WHILE YOUR GUYS
ARE STROLLING OVER?

THAT ALMOST NEVER HAPPENS.

M-MAY I HAVE A GLASS OF WATER?

TOMMY SHOULD BE HERE.

HE'S IN THE DRIVEWAY,
PLAYING ONE-ON-ONE.

TOMMY, I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T
KNOW I'D BE THAT GOOD.

I'VE NEVER PLAYED BEFORE.

YOUR COMPANY'S
OBVIOUSLY RUN BY AMATEURS.

THIS IS TOTALLY UNSATISFACTORY.

ALLOW ME TO SHOW
YOU A FEW SCHEMATICS

THAT, UH, I DREW UP.

NOW... THE GIANT SWINGING BLADE

WOULD FALL FROM HERE...

STEEL SPIKES PLUNGE INTO
THE BURGLAR'S EYES HERE...

AND THE CONVEYER
BELT DROPS THE CARCASS

INTO THE TANK OF GREAT
WHITE SHARKS HERE...

HERE...

AND HERE.

IT'LL WORK.

NOW, THAT'S A PLAN.

NOW, LET'S GO, GIRLS!

GET BACK ON DEFENSE.

YOU GOT TO MOVE YOUR FEET!

COACH? WHAT?

WE'RE UP 40 POINTS
WITH 2 MINUTES TO GO.

PUT ME IN. I WON'T
TOUCH ANYTHING.

I'LL JUST STAND THERE.

WELL, I'LL...

NO!

COME ON, COACH!

My girlfriend's watching.

THIS ISN'T JUST MY CHANCE.

THIS IS YOUR CHANCE
TO BE REMEMBERED

AS THE BELOVED COACH STRICKLAND

AND NOT AS COACH SUCKLAND.

THAT WASN'T MINE.

O.K., SOLOMON, ENOUGH.

I'LL PUT YOU IN. JUST SHUT UP.

THANKS, COACH.

KNOW WHAT PLAYER HANSEN IS?

THE GUY WHOSE NECK'S
THICKER THAN MY WAIST?

THAT'S HIM.

STOP HIM FROM DRIVING THE LANE.

GOOD JOB.

OH!

GOOD MORNING.

HOW ARE YOU FEELING?

WIRED, THANK YOU.

MY ENTIRE HOUSE IS
WIRED FOR SECURITY.

AND I'M GETTING A CAR ALARM.

OH, GOOD.

NOW ALL YOU NEED
IS AN ARMED GUARD

TO WALK YOU FROM
THE HOUSE TO THE CAR.

WHAT A GOOD IDEA.

A BIG, SCARY ONE. I
COULD HIRE A CRIMINAL.

THEY'RE TAKING MY MONEY ANYWAY.

WHY NOT GIVE IT TO THEM HOURLY?

ALL RIGHT. STOP.
NOW YOU ARE A VICTIM.

YOU HAVE LOST ALL
TRUST IN HUMANITY.

OH, MARY.

SWEET LITTLE MARY.

DO YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE
THAT YOU CAN TRUST PEOPLE?

YES, I DO.

REALLY?

DO YOU TRUST ME?

OF COURSE I DO.

AND WHY NOT? YOU WORK WITH ME.

YOU KNOW THAT I CARE ABOUT YOU.

IF YOU CAN'T TRUST ME,

YOU CAN'T TRUST ANYONE.

DO YOU TRUST ME? HUH? HUH?

DR. SOL...

THE...

POLICE CALLED. THEY
HAVE YOUR MUGGER.

THEY WHAT?

THEY HAVE YOUR MUGGER.

YOU HAVE TO GO AND IDENTIFY HIM.

OH, NO.

YOU'VE GOT TO CONFRONT HIM.

N-N-N-NO, NO.

IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO REASSERT
CONTROL OVER YOUR LIFE.

YOU'LL FEEL BETTER, BELIEVE ME.

WELL... WILL YOU GO WITH ME?

YES...

BUT FIRST, THERE'S ONE
THING I REALLY HAVE TO DO.

O.K...

LET'S GO.

I'LL GET THE CAR.

YOU KNOW, I'M REAL PROUD OF YOU.

FOR THE WAY I SLIPPED IN
AND OUT OF CONSCIOUSNESS?

NO. FOR THE WAY
YOU WERE UNASHAMED

TO SHOW HOW NONATHLETIC YOU ARE.

LOOK, I'VE BEEN
THINKING ABOUT THIS.

I'VE BEEN TRYING TO DO
EVERYTHING YOU THINK I SHOULD.

BUT IT'S NOT WORKING.

AND I'M SORRY IF THIS
REDEFINES THE PARAMETERS

OF OUR RELATIONSHIP.

BUT YOU'RE GOING
TO HAVE TO ACCEPT ME

FOR WHO I AM,
REGARDLESS IF I'M SHORT

OR LOUSY AT
BASKETBALL OR WHATEVER!

I KIND OF LIKE IT WHEN
YOU'RE ASSERTIVE LIKE THIS.

YOU DO?

BUT NOT ALL THE TIME.

WELL, HOW OFTEN
SHOULD I BE ASSERTIVE?

IF I TOLD YOU THAT...

RIGHT, RIGHT.

I'LL FIGURE IT OUT.

IS NOW A GOOD TIME?

SURE.

COME ON.

O.K.

O.K., MR. SOLOMON, TIME
TO FINGER YOUR PERP.

BELIEVE ME, I'VE TRIED,

BUT SHE JUST WON'T LET ME.

NO. WE NEED YOU TO
I.D. YOUR ASSAILANT.

OH. OH, WELL...

I... I... I HOPE I CAN REMEMBER
WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE.

I DIDN'T REALLY GET
A GOOD LOOK AT HIM.

IT WAS DARK AND... IT
HAPPENED SO QUICK.

YOU!

VOILÄ!

YOU OWE ME $400!

YOU... YAH!

THAT'S A POSITIVE I.D.

TAKE HIS CUFFS
OFF! TAKE 'EM OFF!

I WANT A FAIR FIGHT!

RUSTY!

OH...

AND BY THE WAY, MUGGER BOY,

YOUR SKIN'S NOT NEARLY AS CREAMY

AS YOU'D LIKE PEOPLE TO THINK!

DR. ALBRIGHT...

THANK YOU. YOU WERE RIGHT.

ALL I HAD TO DO
WAS CONFRONT HIM.

AND BEAT HIM SENSELESS?

OH, NO, NO, NO. THAT
WAS PURE GRAVY.

OH.

YOU KNOW, WE NEVER
HAD THAT DINNER.

CARE TO JOIN ME?

HMM, NO. NOT TONIGHT.

I'M GOING TO DO SOMETHING

THAT I HAVEN'T DONE
FOR QUITE A WHILE...

SLEEP.

OF COURSE, YOU'RE WELCOME
TO JOIN ME IF YOU LIKE.

I'LL PASS.

HMM.

JUST BEING POLITE.

SO, DON...

WHEN ARE YOU GOING
TO TORTURE HIM?

NO. HE STILL HAS TO GO TO TRIAL.

YOU'LL TORTURE HIM AT THE TRIAL?

WE DON'T WORK THAT WAY.

EVERYONE HAS EQUAL RIGHTS.

THAT'S THE LAW.

OH, DON...

I THOUGHT I KNEW YOU...

BUT WE COME FROM
DIFFERENT WORLDS.

NO, WE DON'T.

YOU COME FROM A PLACE
FILLED WITH LAWS AND RIGHTS

AND FAIR TRIALS.

I COME FROM A PLACE
WHERE THE WIND BLOWS COLD

AND THE ONLY THING
YOU CAN COUNT ON

IS THAT YOU CAN'T
COUNT ON ANYTHING.

YOU'RE FROM CHICAGO?

GOODBYE, DON.

IT'S TOO BAD.

WE COULD HAVE BEEN GREAT.

UGH.

SALLY, YOU'VE GOT ME ALL WRONG.

THEY BROUGHT ME UP
ON BRUTALITY CHARGES.

THERE'S A VIDEO!

WE SHOULD TRANSFER $500
FROM OUR MONEY MARKET ACCOUNT

TO OUR CHECKING ACCOUNT.

WE DON'T HAVE A
MONEY MARKET ACCOUNT.

SHH.

IT DOESN'T KNOW THAT.

I'M PROUD OF US FOR
COMING HERE TONIGHT.

DR. ALBRIGHT SAID
A VERY WISE THING.

SHE SAID, "IF YOU LET
FEAR DRIVE YOU INTO HIDING,

THEN THE CRIMINALS HAVE WON."

DICK, THERE'S SOMEONE BEHIND US.

WHAT DO THEY LOOK LIKE?

75, FEMALE, VERY FRAIL.

CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY NBC
ENTERTAINMENT, THE CARSEY-WERNER COMPANY,

AND 1995 NCI CAPTION
CLUB/ GRANTSMANSHIP

CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY THE
NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE, INC.

PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OF
CAPTIONS PROHIBITED WITHOUT

PERMISSION OF NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE