2 Broke Girls (2011–2017): Season 5, Episode 11 - And the Booth Babes - full transcript
Max and Caroline learn that Han is a gamer and that he will be attending a convention with a gamer who is a friend and attendees get a chance to win stuff like an iPad. They ask Han's friend if he can get them in but he can't. So Max signs them up to be booth babes. And it's there that they discover Han's friend made a game and one of the characters is inspired by Max. So they get upset and are threatening to sue. They get a counter offer for Max to appear as the character and get paid. And Caroline ends up being a character that is like a jackass. Han is being pursued by a woman who he's been having an online relationship with.
Max, I feel like this woman on Tinder
is lying about her age.
If she's 78, I'm 25.
I'd say she's 80, but that rack is 40.
Well, maybe I can squeeze her in tonight,
but I already got eight dates.
With my arthritis it's
impossible to swipe left.
Girls, you're going to
have to close up tonight.
I'm pretty sure I have a date with Earl.
Han, your only friend that
isn't imaginary is here.
He's dropping my VIP passes to Game Con.
Ned's demo-ing the brand new video game
he created, and I'll be there
hanging out in the cosplayer's lair.
Is that where you don't get laired?
Thank God I didn't tell you
it was sponsored by Virgin.
I don't get video games.
In my day, if you wanted
to enter another reality
you just took acid and
went to the aquarium.
Game Con has awesome swag bags.
This year they're handing out iPads,
and last year I got the Microsoft Surface.
You are a Microsoft surface.
Have fun at Lollapa-loser.
I would never go to Lame Con.
I've got to go to Game Con!
So we can make fun of Han some more?
Because video games really seem
to be my put-down sweet spot.
Caroline, it's about time you knew.
I'm really into video games.
I've known since I was ten.
Max, are you coming out
to me as a game woman?
There was this arcade
at the pizza place my
mom used to leave me at.
Ms. Pac-Man taught me
how to swallow pills.
All right, well, if
we're confessing things,
I really want a free iPad, so I guess
you'll have to be nice to that nerd,
even if he is a customer.
All right, we got this.
Suck it up.
I'm not sucking anything.
Hey, everybody!
Well, I guess it's true what they say.
You can't hire my manicurist
to put an addition on your apartment, yeah.
Oh, you're renovating.
That explains the banging
and power drills I hear.
Most of that was us.
We got some new sex toys.
It's like Santa's dirty workshop up there.
See, we're splitting the boudoir in half
so the baby can have its own bedroom.
Its own bedroom?
So the baby that you're
not even pregnant with yet
is doing better than old Caroline?
No, Ming Wa wants me to
give up my walk-in closet.
I mean, that's where my
purses and half my hair live.
So purses and hair
are doing better than old Caroline too?
Uh, earwax is doing
better than old Caroline.
Come on, Caroline.
Let's shake these asses
and get them passes.
Do you think I should shave my back
for tomorrow for Game Con?
My mom does.
Here are your fries.
Ned, have you been working out?
You know my name?
Max, take your hand away.
You'll kill him.
Is there any way you can get
me into Game Con tomorrow?
Oh! This is rich.
The hot girls need something from the nerds
like in science class
or any marriage in LA.
I don't have any more tickets...
or now a will to live.
So... this is awkward.
Well, puberty's a challenging time, Han.
I did it!
I got us in.
Max, again, I feel like
the homeless shelter
would be a step down for us.
To Game Con.
I got us jobs as booth babes!
I'd rather go to the shelter.
What are booth babes?
We just have to wear these dresses,
look hot, and hand out some flyers.
Like a sexy Jehovah's Witness.
Wearing that? Where's the top?
- That is the top.
- Okay, where's the bottom?
- You're looking at it.
- Where's the middle?
- That's it.
- And the rest?
Oh, right.
Slutty boots!
Are we really gonna show
our vaginas for a gift bag?
Yes, what else are they for?
You heard Han.
We could get a TV,
XBoxes, your precious iPad.
At the very least, bottled water.
It's just so degrading to
parade around in short skirts
and be fake nice to nerds and...
oh, my God, that's what we do at the diner.
Hey, girls.
We had to fire our contractor.
Yeah, it's just taking too long.
It's like having sex with a guy on Prozac.
Been there.
And I'm still waiting.
So we hired my cousin.
She and I have become close
since we stopped dating.
I mean, we were going to stay at a hotel,
but why do that when we
can stay with friends?
Friends? What friends?
Not you, Caroline. Max.
I can't believe what I'm wearing.
This dress sets women back
further than HBO's "Ballers."
Well, I think it's nice to be
paid to put on clothes for once.
"Ant Thrax"?
Oops.
You'll have to get it.
I can't bend over any further
or everyone will see my PlayStation.
Did a very slow earthquake
just hit this booth?
Hi. Is this, like, a real dance,
or should I go get help?
They're not having seizures.
I think we're supposed to dance like that.
Max? Caroline?
Even though you just saw us doing that,
we are still so much cooler than you.
Yes, but the gap's getting smaller.
How did you two get in here?
A continuing series of bad decisions.
You wouldn't help us,
so we decided to be booth babes.
The most recent in the continuing series
of those bad decisions.
Max, Caroline, I'd like
you to meet my gamer crew.
Basically, my Han-tourage.
You were right, this thing
was sponsored by Virgin.
If you guys are here,
who's watching your
grandmother's basements?
And this is my plus-on, Eunice.
AKA Super Nintend-Ho.
We never met till today.
Isn't he the cutest?
He saved me from a burning village,
and then he asked me to marry him.
Actually, my avatar asked
her avatar to get married...
in the game.
Congratulations.
That's not sad.
I'm gonna go get my Pixel Pie a drink.
It's the least I can do for the man
who pulled me from a roaring inferno.
Hurry back!
I should have let her burn!
Are you kidding?
She's your type:
willing.
But I can't be tied down.
Between this VIP pass
and my suite at the Holiday Inn Express,
I could be the Don Juan of Game Con.
She's coming!
Oh, where's Han Solo going?
Uh... the Pok?mon
booth started a flash mob
and they needed a Pikachu.
Death Bitch!
I knew you seemed familiar.
You look like that new
character, Death Bitch.
Your booth is right over there.
It's the most popular video game here...
after "Girlfriend Simulator."
Oh, my God, Max.
Look.
Han's gamer friend nerd
is carrying you away.
And I do not like where he has his hand.
Ned, stop!
Yeah.
At least buy me drink first.
I'm just gonna put this down.
Ned, this is your game?
You turned Max into
some kind of Boobarella.
I'm sorry, you weren't
supposed to see this yet.
I was going to invite you to
the official release party.
If this guy's having a release party,
it's probably into an old sock.
By the way, I'm taking this.
I need someone to cover my
shift at the diner tomorrow.
I don't think you'll
need to work at the diner
after you're compensated for
Ned stealing your likeness.
My mom said it was fine.
I can get money for this?
Because I'm pretty sure
"Grand Theft Auto" is based
on how I got to New York.
How you doing?
Tony Shapiro, Rock N' Roll Games.
Recently divorced.
Tony, I don't think you bargained for
a Wharton-educated booth babe...
and neither did I.
But your designer stole
my friend's likeness
without her consent,
so we're entitled to a
percentage of the profits.
This illustration is not so
similar that it would hold up
in a court of law.
Oh, my God, Death Bitch.
That's not her.
The hell it's not.
Look at her, dude.
One, two.
Look, it's clear you guys don't
have the money for a lawyer.
That's true. Keep talking.
But I get you want a payday,
so I will pay your friend to play Amorta
and take pictures with the fans
at our photo booth tomorrow.
You're in luck.
The model we hired died of an overdose.
At least she died doing what I love.
Tony, we may look like
we've settled in life,
but we aren't gonna settle here.
We stand to make millions
if we take you to court.
- No, you don't.
- That's true, keep talking.
What do you want?
Throw in a free iPad and I'll
deliver her on-time and clean.
You'll get me here on time.
Um... what's happening here?
Is this the foreplay or the cleanup?
Sophie's using a PedEgg on my feet.
And it tickles.
Yeah, you know, if you go just one day
without shaving calluses,
you've already lost the war.
Yeah, well, I'm sorry for the mess.
Uh, I had to bring down
some basic necessities.
Yeah, like... like plates
and cups and toilet paper.
Wait, is that a TV and
an XBox in my apartment?
I don't know what to do.
I've been waiting for
this day my whole life,
and now that it's hear I'm shy.
Yeah, this is how we watch TV.
We get Hulu, Netflix, YouTube...
YouSpank...
SpankBank...
PornOnTheCob.
Can I pop in this sweet
demo game I got today?
It's a hyper-sexualized,
violent version of me
who kills everyone who gets in my way.
It's a biopic, really.
Stick it in and I'll watch you play.
Gosh, if I had a nickel
every time Oleg said that...
You'd be able to afford a hotel room?
Okay, well, I'm gonna go in the other room,
anywhere but here...
which now smells like
patchouli and pierogis.
Oh, we have a sex swing now.
Welcome to Asrieth, Amorta.
You must kill anything that moves.
Go.
This chick is my spirit animal.
All she's doing is drinking from a flask
and punching people in the face.
Max, she's just like you.
Yak Girl, come!
I need you!
What's that silly animal thing?
Yak Girl.
I think she's my sidekick.
Hey.
That thing looks just like Caroline.
It does!
It looks like Caroline!
Why did I hear my name?
Why am I seeing a horse
thing that has my face?
Please, Caroline, it's not
a horse thing with your face.
It's a yak thing with your face.
That's the sound you make
when you have to do side work at the diner.
Yak Girl, come!
Hey, look.
Max, you're riding her.
Oh!
Oh, no, no way.
I'm calling that Tony jerk right now.
So what?
She just lets Death Bitch ride her?
That's all Yak Girl does?
No, she poops when you hit this button.
Ah, Caroline can't stop pooping!
Just like that one time at the diner.
Tony, this is Caroline Channing,
AKA Yak Girl.
I am taking you to court.
That's true. Keep talking.
That's your big offer?
That I dress like that and
take pictures with nerds?
Well, let me just say to you, sir,
I will need an iPad, as well.
Somebody better go out
and get that toilet paper.
How long till Death Bitch?
I have to go take my medication.
What are you taking? You got any extra?
Right this way.
This is so exciting.
This will be fun.
I haven't been paid to be a
bitch since I worked at the DMV.
Ooh, a green screen.
Look, I'm on another planet.
Finally got that vacation.
Hey, Yak Girl, come on out. Time is money!
You okay in there?
This is what it must be like for
Kim Kardashian to enter a room.
All right, it's pretty simple.
One picture.
And don't worry if you get a boner.
We'll crop it out.
Could I be any more humiliated?
I just want a photo with her.
Not you.
I guess you could.
Fine, I'm probably due for a poop, anyway.
Aah!
I'm okay!
Can you chop my head off?
It'll be the best head you'll ever get.
All right, get out of here. I killed you.
Hold on.
Death Bitch, say your catchphrase.
Remember: even in death,
you're my bitch.
I'm really liking this identity.
It's better than the other 17 I've had.
Nobody wants to take a photo with me.
I mean, baby got yak, right, Max?
Will you just let me enjoy this?
This is a dream come true for me.
I'm at a game convention.
I'm the star of a video game.
I can kill without consequences.
I'm pretty much peaking right now.
Yeah, well, I have hooves.
Can I just be upset for one minute?
Max, hide me.
Looks like you're doing a
pretty good job of that yourself.
Aah!
Seriously, help.
Get back here, Han Solo!
You promised we'd build our lives together.
We shared that Hot Pocket
"Lady in the Tramp" style.
Uh, miss?
There's gotta be better people out there.
Have you tried literally anyone else?
I convinced my sister to
sign me out for this weekend,
so you are not gonna stop
me from seeing my Han.
Back off, Amorta!
Uh, Han, you're on your own.
I can't ruin this costume.
I'm gonna need it the next time
I have to get out of jury duty.
Oh, no, I'm a goner.
She's gonna eat me alive.
You should have seen her go
to town on that Hot Pocket.
Out of the way, Han. I'll show you all
I can do more than just poop.
Oh.
Uh, Yak Girl?
Your heinie quarters are showing.
Got it.
This is gonna make the girl
I'm catfishing real jealous.
Hey, Earl.
Hey, Caroline. Hey, Max.
Hey, Max.
Hi, Max. Hey.
Look at that.
I have the exact same antlers.
That's not me.
You can tell by how fast she's moving.
Know what's not moving fast?
Our construction.
Yeah, we had to fire Oleg's cousin.
Turns out the sexual
tension was still there.
Hey body... not so much.
Yeah, so it's gonna take
at least another week.
A week?
There goes the "no sex while
Max and Caroline are awake" rule.
That wasn't sex you were
having in front of us?
Max, Caroline,
I don't know how I'll ever repay you
for getting Eunice off my back.
I do.
Sophie and Oleg are staying
at your place for a week.
I was thinking an extra baked
potato with your shift meal.
Yeah, Han, um...
how much bouncing can your bed take?
You're killing me, Max.
Yep, even in death,
you're my bitch.
is lying about her age.
If she's 78, I'm 25.
I'd say she's 80, but that rack is 40.
Well, maybe I can squeeze her in tonight,
but I already got eight dates.
With my arthritis it's
impossible to swipe left.
Girls, you're going to
have to close up tonight.
I'm pretty sure I have a date with Earl.
Han, your only friend that
isn't imaginary is here.
He's dropping my VIP passes to Game Con.
Ned's demo-ing the brand new video game
he created, and I'll be there
hanging out in the cosplayer's lair.
Is that where you don't get laired?
Thank God I didn't tell you
it was sponsored by Virgin.
I don't get video games.
In my day, if you wanted
to enter another reality
you just took acid and
went to the aquarium.
Game Con has awesome swag bags.
This year they're handing out iPads,
and last year I got the Microsoft Surface.
You are a Microsoft surface.
Have fun at Lollapa-loser.
I would never go to Lame Con.
I've got to go to Game Con!
So we can make fun of Han some more?
Because video games really seem
to be my put-down sweet spot.
Caroline, it's about time you knew.
I'm really into video games.
I've known since I was ten.
Max, are you coming out
to me as a game woman?
There was this arcade
at the pizza place my
mom used to leave me at.
Ms. Pac-Man taught me
how to swallow pills.
All right, well, if
we're confessing things,
I really want a free iPad, so I guess
you'll have to be nice to that nerd,
even if he is a customer.
All right, we got this.
Suck it up.
I'm not sucking anything.
Hey, everybody!
Well, I guess it's true what they say.
You can't hire my manicurist
to put an addition on your apartment, yeah.
Oh, you're renovating.
That explains the banging
and power drills I hear.
Most of that was us.
We got some new sex toys.
It's like Santa's dirty workshop up there.
See, we're splitting the boudoir in half
so the baby can have its own bedroom.
Its own bedroom?
So the baby that you're
not even pregnant with yet
is doing better than old Caroline?
No, Ming Wa wants me to
give up my walk-in closet.
I mean, that's where my
purses and half my hair live.
So purses and hair
are doing better than old Caroline too?
Uh, earwax is doing
better than old Caroline.
Come on, Caroline.
Let's shake these asses
and get them passes.
Do you think I should shave my back
for tomorrow for Game Con?
My mom does.
Here are your fries.
Ned, have you been working out?
You know my name?
Max, take your hand away.
You'll kill him.
Is there any way you can get
me into Game Con tomorrow?
Oh! This is rich.
The hot girls need something from the nerds
like in science class
or any marriage in LA.
I don't have any more tickets...
or now a will to live.
So... this is awkward.
Well, puberty's a challenging time, Han.
I did it!
I got us in.
Max, again, I feel like
the homeless shelter
would be a step down for us.
To Game Con.
I got us jobs as booth babes!
I'd rather go to the shelter.
What are booth babes?
We just have to wear these dresses,
look hot, and hand out some flyers.
Like a sexy Jehovah's Witness.
Wearing that? Where's the top?
- That is the top.
- Okay, where's the bottom?
- You're looking at it.
- Where's the middle?
- That's it.
- And the rest?
Oh, right.
Slutty boots!
Are we really gonna show
our vaginas for a gift bag?
Yes, what else are they for?
You heard Han.
We could get a TV,
XBoxes, your precious iPad.
At the very least, bottled water.
It's just so degrading to
parade around in short skirts
and be fake nice to nerds and...
oh, my God, that's what we do at the diner.
Hey, girls.
We had to fire our contractor.
Yeah, it's just taking too long.
It's like having sex with a guy on Prozac.
Been there.
And I'm still waiting.
So we hired my cousin.
She and I have become close
since we stopped dating.
I mean, we were going to stay at a hotel,
but why do that when we
can stay with friends?
Friends? What friends?
Not you, Caroline. Max.
I can't believe what I'm wearing.
This dress sets women back
further than HBO's "Ballers."
Well, I think it's nice to be
paid to put on clothes for once.
"Ant Thrax"?
Oops.
You'll have to get it.
I can't bend over any further
or everyone will see my PlayStation.
Did a very slow earthquake
just hit this booth?
Hi. Is this, like, a real dance,
or should I go get help?
They're not having seizures.
I think we're supposed to dance like that.
Max? Caroline?
Even though you just saw us doing that,
we are still so much cooler than you.
Yes, but the gap's getting smaller.
How did you two get in here?
A continuing series of bad decisions.
You wouldn't help us,
so we decided to be booth babes.
The most recent in the continuing series
of those bad decisions.
Max, Caroline, I'd like
you to meet my gamer crew.
Basically, my Han-tourage.
You were right, this thing
was sponsored by Virgin.
If you guys are here,
who's watching your
grandmother's basements?
And this is my plus-on, Eunice.
AKA Super Nintend-Ho.
We never met till today.
Isn't he the cutest?
He saved me from a burning village,
and then he asked me to marry him.
Actually, my avatar asked
her avatar to get married...
in the game.
Congratulations.
That's not sad.
I'm gonna go get my Pixel Pie a drink.
It's the least I can do for the man
who pulled me from a roaring inferno.
Hurry back!
I should have let her burn!
Are you kidding?
She's your type:
willing.
But I can't be tied down.
Between this VIP pass
and my suite at the Holiday Inn Express,
I could be the Don Juan of Game Con.
She's coming!
Oh, where's Han Solo going?
Uh... the Pok?mon
booth started a flash mob
and they needed a Pikachu.
Death Bitch!
I knew you seemed familiar.
You look like that new
character, Death Bitch.
Your booth is right over there.
It's the most popular video game here...
after "Girlfriend Simulator."
Oh, my God, Max.
Look.
Han's gamer friend nerd
is carrying you away.
And I do not like where he has his hand.
Ned, stop!
Yeah.
At least buy me drink first.
I'm just gonna put this down.
Ned, this is your game?
You turned Max into
some kind of Boobarella.
I'm sorry, you weren't
supposed to see this yet.
I was going to invite you to
the official release party.
If this guy's having a release party,
it's probably into an old sock.
By the way, I'm taking this.
I need someone to cover my
shift at the diner tomorrow.
I don't think you'll
need to work at the diner
after you're compensated for
Ned stealing your likeness.
My mom said it was fine.
I can get money for this?
Because I'm pretty sure
"Grand Theft Auto" is based
on how I got to New York.
How you doing?
Tony Shapiro, Rock N' Roll Games.
Recently divorced.
Tony, I don't think you bargained for
a Wharton-educated booth babe...
and neither did I.
But your designer stole
my friend's likeness
without her consent,
so we're entitled to a
percentage of the profits.
This illustration is not so
similar that it would hold up
in a court of law.
Oh, my God, Death Bitch.
That's not her.
The hell it's not.
Look at her, dude.
One, two.
Look, it's clear you guys don't
have the money for a lawyer.
That's true. Keep talking.
But I get you want a payday,
so I will pay your friend to play Amorta
and take pictures with the fans
at our photo booth tomorrow.
You're in luck.
The model we hired died of an overdose.
At least she died doing what I love.
Tony, we may look like
we've settled in life,
but we aren't gonna settle here.
We stand to make millions
if we take you to court.
- No, you don't.
- That's true, keep talking.
What do you want?
Throw in a free iPad and I'll
deliver her on-time and clean.
You'll get me here on time.
Um... what's happening here?
Is this the foreplay or the cleanup?
Sophie's using a PedEgg on my feet.
And it tickles.
Yeah, you know, if you go just one day
without shaving calluses,
you've already lost the war.
Yeah, well, I'm sorry for the mess.
Uh, I had to bring down
some basic necessities.
Yeah, like... like plates
and cups and toilet paper.
Wait, is that a TV and
an XBox in my apartment?
I don't know what to do.
I've been waiting for
this day my whole life,
and now that it's hear I'm shy.
Yeah, this is how we watch TV.
We get Hulu, Netflix, YouTube...
YouSpank...
SpankBank...
PornOnTheCob.
Can I pop in this sweet
demo game I got today?
It's a hyper-sexualized,
violent version of me
who kills everyone who gets in my way.
It's a biopic, really.
Stick it in and I'll watch you play.
Gosh, if I had a nickel
every time Oleg said that...
You'd be able to afford a hotel room?
Okay, well, I'm gonna go in the other room,
anywhere but here...
which now smells like
patchouli and pierogis.
Oh, we have a sex swing now.
Welcome to Asrieth, Amorta.
You must kill anything that moves.
Go.
This chick is my spirit animal.
All she's doing is drinking from a flask
and punching people in the face.
Max, she's just like you.
Yak Girl, come!
I need you!
What's that silly animal thing?
Yak Girl.
I think she's my sidekick.
Hey.
That thing looks just like Caroline.
It does!
It looks like Caroline!
Why did I hear my name?
Why am I seeing a horse
thing that has my face?
Please, Caroline, it's not
a horse thing with your face.
It's a yak thing with your face.
That's the sound you make
when you have to do side work at the diner.
Yak Girl, come!
Hey, look.
Max, you're riding her.
Oh!
Oh, no, no way.
I'm calling that Tony jerk right now.
So what?
She just lets Death Bitch ride her?
That's all Yak Girl does?
No, she poops when you hit this button.
Ah, Caroline can't stop pooping!
Just like that one time at the diner.
Tony, this is Caroline Channing,
AKA Yak Girl.
I am taking you to court.
That's true. Keep talking.
That's your big offer?
That I dress like that and
take pictures with nerds?
Well, let me just say to you, sir,
I will need an iPad, as well.
Somebody better go out
and get that toilet paper.
How long till Death Bitch?
I have to go take my medication.
What are you taking? You got any extra?
Right this way.
This is so exciting.
This will be fun.
I haven't been paid to be a
bitch since I worked at the DMV.
Ooh, a green screen.
Look, I'm on another planet.
Finally got that vacation.
Hey, Yak Girl, come on out. Time is money!
You okay in there?
This is what it must be like for
Kim Kardashian to enter a room.
All right, it's pretty simple.
One picture.
And don't worry if you get a boner.
We'll crop it out.
Could I be any more humiliated?
I just want a photo with her.
Not you.
I guess you could.
Fine, I'm probably due for a poop, anyway.
Aah!
I'm okay!
Can you chop my head off?
It'll be the best head you'll ever get.
All right, get out of here. I killed you.
Hold on.
Death Bitch, say your catchphrase.
Remember: even in death,
you're my bitch.
I'm really liking this identity.
It's better than the other 17 I've had.
Nobody wants to take a photo with me.
I mean, baby got yak, right, Max?
Will you just let me enjoy this?
This is a dream come true for me.
I'm at a game convention.
I'm the star of a video game.
I can kill without consequences.
I'm pretty much peaking right now.
Yeah, well, I have hooves.
Can I just be upset for one minute?
Max, hide me.
Looks like you're doing a
pretty good job of that yourself.
Aah!
Seriously, help.
Get back here, Han Solo!
You promised we'd build our lives together.
We shared that Hot Pocket
"Lady in the Tramp" style.
Uh, miss?
There's gotta be better people out there.
Have you tried literally anyone else?
I convinced my sister to
sign me out for this weekend,
so you are not gonna stop
me from seeing my Han.
Back off, Amorta!
Uh, Han, you're on your own.
I can't ruin this costume.
I'm gonna need it the next time
I have to get out of jury duty.
Oh, no, I'm a goner.
She's gonna eat me alive.
You should have seen her go
to town on that Hot Pocket.
Out of the way, Han. I'll show you all
I can do more than just poop.
Oh.
Uh, Yak Girl?
Your heinie quarters are showing.
Got it.
This is gonna make the girl
I'm catfishing real jealous.
Hey, Earl.
Hey, Caroline. Hey, Max.
Hey, Max.
Hi, Max. Hey.
Look at that.
I have the exact same antlers.
That's not me.
You can tell by how fast she's moving.
Know what's not moving fast?
Our construction.
Yeah, we had to fire Oleg's cousin.
Turns out the sexual
tension was still there.
Hey body... not so much.
Yeah, so it's gonna take
at least another week.
A week?
There goes the "no sex while
Max and Caroline are awake" rule.
That wasn't sex you were
having in front of us?
Max, Caroline,
I don't know how I'll ever repay you
for getting Eunice off my back.
I do.
Sophie and Oleg are staying
at your place for a week.
I was thinking an extra baked
potato with your shift meal.
Yeah, Han, um...
how much bouncing can your bed take?
You're killing me, Max.
Yep, even in death,
you're my bitch.