21 Jump Street (1987–1991): Season 1, Episode 8 - Blindsided - full transcript

Man:
♪ THIS IS AMERICA, BABY ♪

♪ HOME OF THE BRAVE
AND THE FREE ♪

♪ IF YOU CAN SIGN
ON THE DOTTED LINE ♪

♪ OR MARRY A KENNEDY ♪

♪ THEY SAY YOU GET
JUST WHAT YOU PAY FOR ♪

♪ SO, BABY,
WHAT'S IT GOING TO BE?... ♪

ANY LAST WORDS,
KID?

WHERE'S DESSERT?

DIANE GOT SMART

AND PUT A PADLOCK
ON THE DOOR, HUH?

THERE SHE GOES AGAIN,
ONLY THINKING OF HERSELF.



SHE'S NICE, HUH?

NICE? JORDEE, MY SISTER IS NICE.

THIS IS THE KIND OF GIRL

WE WANT TO MEET!

YOU WANT TO TRASH
THE PINBALL MACHINES

FOR QUARTERS,
OR WHAT?

DYLAN, ARTIE WILL KNOW
YOU RIPPED HIM OFF.

WANT TO GET FIRED?

HEY! RULE NUMBER ONE:

SOMETIMES YOU JUST
GOT TO GO FOR IT.

Woman:
♪ WELL, MY LOVE
WILL COST YOU PLENTY ♪

♪ ALMIGHTY DOLLARS
FOR MY TIME... ♪

Jordee:
WHO THE HECK IS THAT?

Man:
♪ ALL I WANT'S
A LITTLE TENDERNESS... ♪



Woman:
♪ SO PULL YOUR BODY CLOSE
TO MINE ♪

♪ PRECIOUS TIME IS MONEY, BABY ♪

( generator starts up )

♪ WHOO-HOO, NOW,
LISTEN TO ADVICE ♪

♪ LOVE MIGHT MAKE YOU WORK
ALL NIGHT ♪

♪ BABY, DON'T YOU KNOW
THAT EVERYBODY'S GOT A PRICE? ♪

Both:
♪ YOU KNOW THE RICH GET RICHER ♪

♪ WHILE THE POOR FOLKS
STAND IN LINE ♪

♪ LIFE AIN'T EASY... ♪

GIVE ME THAT BAR!

( saw whirring and whining )

Both:
♪ ...20 BUCKS, 20 BUCKS ♪

Man;
♪ YEAH, OOH. ♪

Both:
♪ THAT BILL'S 20 BUCKS. ♪

Woman:
♪ JUST FOLLOW THE MONEY,
BABY... ♪

WE SHOULD CALL THE POLICE
OR SOMETHING.

I GOT A BETTER IDEA.

Both:
♪ ...WHAT YOU PAY FOR, UH-HUH ♪

♪ 20 BUCKS. ♪

( alarm blaring )

LET'S GO! LET'S PACK IT IN!

( alarm continues )

GO!

Woman:
♪ ...ON A 20-DOLLAR BILL ♪

♪ OOH-HOO, HOO. ♪

COME ON!

I'M GOING TO DIVE!

ARE YOU NUTS?!

THIS IS NOT
ACCEPTABLE.

WE GOT TO GET
OUT OF HERE!

JEEZ...

Both:
♪ YOU KNOW,
THE RICH GET RICHER ♪

♪ WHILE THE POOR FOLKS
STAND IN LINE... ♪

HUH?

Both:
♪ LIFE AIN'T EASY
BUT YOU GOTTA KEEP TRYING ♪

♪ IS IT LOVE OR MONEY
THAT MEANS SO MUCH ♪

♪ WHEN YOU CAN BUY
INTO THE DREAM ♪

♪ FOR ONLY 20 BUCKS, 20 BUCKS? ♪

HOLD IT.

THOSE GUYS
AREN'T COPS.

Both:
♪ ...THE POOR FOLKS
STAND IN LINE... ♪

( tires screeching )

♪ LOVE OR MONEY WHILE THE
POOR FOLKS STAND IN LINE... ♪

♪ WE NEVER THOUGHT OF FINDIN' ♪

♪ THE PLACE WHERE WE BELONG ♪

♪ DON'T HAVE TO STAND ALONE ♪

♪ WE'LL NEVER LET YOU FALL ♪

♪ DON'T NEED PERMISSION ♪

♪ TO DECIDE WHAT YOU BELIEVE ♪

♪ YOU'RE GONNA LEARN
SOMETHIN' ♪

♪ WHEN WE MEET YOU
AFTER SCHOOL ♪

♪ I SAID JUMP! ♪

♪ DOWN ON JUMP STREET ♪

♪ I SAID JUMP! ♪

♪ DOWN ON JUMP STREET ♪

♪ 'CAUSE YOUR FRIENDS
WILL BE THERE ♪

♪ WHEN YOUR BACK
IS TO THE WALL ♪

♪ YOU'LL FIND YOU NEED US ♪

♪ 'CAUSE THERE'S NO ONE ELSE
TO CALL ♪

♪ WHEN IT LOOKS HOPELESS ♪

♪ A DECISION'S WHAT YOU NEED ♪

♪ YOU BETTER BE READY 'CAUSE
YOU'RE RUNNIN' OUT OF TIME ♪

♪ I SAID JUMP! ♪

♪ 21 JUMP STREET! ♪

Fuller:
TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT THESE TWO.

Penhall:
JORDAN SIMMS
AND DYLAN TAYLOR--

WHAT ABOUT THEM?

THEY'VE DISAPPEARED.

METRO ASKED US
TO PITCH IN.

IT SAYS THEY
WERE LAST SEEN

AT THE VILLAGE SQUARE
36 HOURS AGO.

AROUND THE TIME THAT BANK
MACHINE GOT RIPPED OFF.

PRECISELY
AT THAT TIME.

WITNESSES SPOTTED THEM
ON THE RUN.

IF THESE KIDS WERE WITNESSES,
THEY COULD BE HOMICIDE VICTIMS.

YEAH, WELL, THAT'S THE CONCERN.

OR THEY COULD JUST BE SCARED
AND GONE UNDERGROUND...

BUT WHY BE OPTIMISTIC?

PENHALL, YOU AND HANSON

TOUCH BASE WITH THEIR FOLKS.

IF THEY DID GO
UNDERGROUND

MAYBE SOMEBODY'S
HEARD FROM THEM.

OKAY, BOSS.

ON A GENERAL NOTE:

ANOTHER HOUSE
IN THE BELMONT DISTRICT

WAS CLEANED OUT
LAST NIGHT.

SOMEBODY'S GOT IT IN
FOR THAT NEIGHBORHOOD.

THAT "SOMEBODY'S" MOVING
THAT MERCHANDISE SOMEWHERE

SO EVERYBODY
KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN.

THIS NEXT ONE'S A LITTLE
ON THE DICEY SIDE, FOLKS.

IT SEEMS A GYM TEACHER
OVER AT LINCOLN

OVERHEARD HIS BOYS
DISCUSSING A HOOKER

WHO'S WORKING
THE SCHOOL.

PROS IN THE CLASSROOM?

AN IDEA WHOSE
TIME HAS COME.

SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING
PENHALL WOULD MAKE UP.

IOKI, THIS ONE'S YOURS.

FIND OUT WHO
THIS ALLEGED HOOKER IS

AND GET YOURSELF
A DATE WITH HER.

IF SHE'S A PRO,
BUST HER.

HOFFS, BACK HIM UP.

WORK IT FROM
THE GIRL'S SIDE.

FOLKS, THAT'S IT.

I'LL CALL THE MISSING
KIDS' PARENTS

AND LET THEM KNOW
WE'RE COMING BY.

BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU SAY.

DON'T GET THEIR HOPES UP.

I'LL BE AS PESSIMISTIC
AS POSSIBLE.

WHAT THE HECK'S
THE MATTER WITH YOU?

MY SON'S OUT THERE SOMEWHERE--
GOD KNOWS IF HE'S EVEN ALIVE--

AND THEY SEND ME KIDS
TO FIND HIM?!

WE'RE FULL-FLEDGED POLICE
OFFICERS, MR. TAYLOR.

WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS
WITH THE COPS.

WE'RE INVESTIGATING
FROM A DIFFERENT ANGLE.

IT'S POSSIBLE
DYLAN AND JORDAN

MIGHT HAVE CONTACTED
FRIENDS.

BEFORE THEY'D CALL
THEIR PARENTS?

MAYBE THAT'S HOW
YOU WERE RAISED...

BUT NOT OUR BOY.

WE'RE CHECKING OUT
EVERY POSSIBILITY, SIR.

SO IF YOU COULD JUST GIVE US
A LIST OF YOUR SONS' FRIENDS...

WHERE THEY LIKE
TO HANG OUT...

WHAT THEY LIKE
TO DO...

STUFF LIKE THAT.

WELL, THEY, UH, LIKE
TO PLAY BALL DOWN AT THE Y.

THAT WAS A COUPLE
OF YEARS AGO, GREG.

YOU PEOPLE HAVE NO IDEA

WHAT YOUR KIDS
ARE UP TO, DO YOU?

IT'S JUST THAT WE ALL
WORK FULL TIME.

IT'S HARD ENOUGH TO KEEP
A ROOF OVER THEIR HEADS.

IT'S JUST, WE... DON'T KNOW
WHERE THEY ARE ALL THE TIME.

WELL, UH, MAYBE THEIR
SCHOOL CAN HELP US.

I'M SURE YOU'RE DOING
YOUR BEST, MR. TAYLOR.

WE'LL, UH... WE'LL CALL
AS SOON AS THERE'S WORD.

THOSE POOR BABIES.

I CAN'T BEAR TO THINK
OF WHAT'S HAPPENED TO THEM.

Dylan:
YES, WE'LL HAVE
TWO VODKA MARTINIS...

OH, AND SHAKEN,
NOT STIRRED, PLEASE.

I'LL NEED TO SEE
SOME I.D., GENTLEMEN.

OH, REALLY?

I'LL TAKE THAT AS A COMPLIMENT.

LET'S SEE HERE...

LISTEN, I MAY NOT BE 21,
BUT, UH, MR. FRANKLIN HERE IS.

I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO.

WHAT DID I TELL YOU, JORDEE?

EVERYBODY'S GOT A PRICE.

FORTUNATELY, WE CAN AFFORD IT.

NOT FOR LONG.

WE SPENT A BUNDLE--

NEW CLOTHES,
PINKIE RINGS...

HEY, DON'T FORGET

THAT POCKET TV
WE CAN TAKE TO THE GAMES.

AND TIPPING THAT
WAITRESS 50 BUCKS

FOR A BAG OF
POTATO CHIPS.

HAVE A HEART--
SHE'S ON HER FEET ALL DAY.

MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST GO HOME,
YOU KNOW?

WE'RE LUCKY
TO EVEN BE ALIVE.

AND WHAT IF THOSE GUYS FIND US?

ALL THE MORE REASON
TO LIVE IT UP!

COME ON, JORDEE-- QUIT WORRYING.

HAVE A GOOD TIME.

I WANT TO AT LEAST
CALL MY FOLKS, OKAY?

THIS SADDENS ME, JORDEE.

I MEAN IT!

I MEAN, SOMETIMES I THINK

THAT EVERYTHING I'VE TAUGHT YOU
HAS JUST GONE IN ONE EAR

AND OUT THE OTHER.

LET ME KNOW IF YOU NEED
ANYTHING ELSE... "MR. FRANKLIN."

THANK YOU.

( whispering ):
THIS IS NUTS!

BUT IS IT ACCEPTABLE?

JUST BARELY.

WOOF.

ONE, TWO,
THREE, SHOOT.

PETEY.

JASON.

LARRY.

PATRICK.

UH,
BILLY.

FRANK, I GUESS.

OKAY, COME
ON, RANDY.

TOM.

( sighs )

OKAY, BURT.

UH, STEVEN, I GUESS.

YOU CAN HAVE HIM.

WHAT A GUY.

ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS ARE SKINS.

I HEARD A LOT OF THE GUYS
TALKING ABOUT IT

BUT... I DON'T KNOW...
IT SEEMS HARD TO BELIEVE.

BURT, GET IN THERE.

DON'T GOOF UP.

ROBBIE,
WE WERE TALKING

ABOUT THAT GIRL THAT
DOES IT FOR MONEY.

YOU THINK
SHE'S FOR REAL?

WHY? YOU LOOKING TO GET LUCKY?

NOT THAT IT ISN'T
LONG OVERDUE.

COME ON, MAN!

I'VE DONE IT BEFORE.

YEAH... AND THEN
YOU WOKE UP, RIGHT?

NOT ONLY IS SHE FOR REAL,
BUT I GOT A DATE

WITH HER TONIGHT.

YOU?

IT'S WORTH A FEW BUCKS

TO TAKE A SHORTCUT
ONCE IN A WHILE.

SO, UM... WHAT'S
THIS GIRL'S NAME?

LAUREN CARSON.

THE GIRL'S PROBABLY
GOT NO IDEA

WHAT THESE GUYS
ARE SAYING ABOUT HER.

I CAN SEE SPREADING RUMORS
THAT SHE'S EASY

BUT WHY LIE ABOUT
HAVING TO PAY FOR IT?

WHO KNOWS?

MAYBE IT TURNS THEM ON,
MAKES A BETTER STORY.

ISN'T THAT WHAT GYM CLASS
IS ALL ABOUT?

NO... IT'S ABOUT
HUMILIATION.

HEY, YOU MIND
IF I SIT HERE?

NO. GO AHEAD.

THIS IS A GREAT LIBRARY.

THE ONE OVER AT JEFFERSON'S
ONLY HALF THIS SIZE.

ARE YOU A TRANSFER?

YEAH. IT'S MY FIRST DAY.

I'M JUDY MORRIS.

LAUREN CARSON.

I TRANSFERRED IN
LAST SEMESTER.

IT'S PRETTY COOL HERE.

REAL ESTATE?

YOU THINKING
ABOUT BUYING?

NOT ON MY ALLOWANCE.

MY DAD JUST GOT A PROMOTION
TO HIS COMPANY'S

HOME OFFICE IN CONNECTICUT.

I'M JUST CHECKING OUT
THE HOUSING SITUATION.

CONNECTICUT? MAN, YOU
MUST BE PRETTY BUMMED.

MY MOM'S THE ONE WHO'S BUMMED.

SHE'S GOT TO LEAVE
THE COUNTRY CLUB AND ALL THAT.

I'M LOOKING FORWARD
TO IT-- NEW HOUSE,
NEW FRIENDS...

PLUS MY DAD SAID
HE'D BUY ME A HORSE.

HEY, LAUREN...

INTERVIEWING A NEW CANDIDATE
FOR THE MASSAGE PARLOR?

( both chuckling )

WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?

NOTHING.

LET ME GIVE YOU
SOME ADVICE, JUDY:

BE CAREFUL WHO YOU DATE
AROUND HERE.

A LOT OF THESE GUYS EXPECT YOU

TO COME ACROSS ALL THE WAY
WITH THEM.

WHAT IF YOU DON'T?

THEN THEY TELL ALL THEIR BUDDIES
YOU DID ANYWAY.

LAUREN?

YEAH?

HI. I'VE SEEN YOU
AROUND SCHOOL.

GREAT.

LISTEN, UH, YOU MIND
IF I WALK WITH YOU?

IS THERE SOMETHING
I CAN DO FOR YOU, UM...

HARRY.

HARRY?

UH, ACTUALLY, YES.

I, UH... I WAS WONDERING
IF YOU'D LIKE

TO GO OUT WITH ME.

YOU DON'T WASTE MUCH TIME

GETTING TO KNOW
A PERSON, DO YOU?

GIVE ME A BREAK.

I'VE BEEN PRACTICING
ALL WEEK.

ALL WEEK, HUH?

I DON'T THINK SO.

OKAY, SO IT WASN'T
ALL WEEK, IT WASN'T.

BUT IT WAS A GOOD PART
OF THE MORNING.

LOOK, I REALLY AM A SWEETHEART
ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW ME...

REALLY!

( sighing ):
ALL RIGHT.

I SUPPOSE PERSISTENCE
COUNTS FOR SOMETHING.

HOW ABOUT TOMORROW NIGHT?

YEAH, THAT'D BE GREAT.

I GOT TO GO.

MY ENGLISH TEACHER
POPS AN ARTERY

WHEN I'M LATE
FOR HIS CLASS.

BUT I'LL SEE YOU
LATER. BYE.

YO, JUDE!

HOLD UP!

HI!

I'LL CATCH YOU
LATER, OKAY?

WHAT'S UP?

I GOT A DATE WITH LAUREN
FOR TOMORROW NIGHT.

YOU STILL THINK
SHE'S A HOOKER?

I DON'T KNOW--
WE DIDN'T SAY VERY MUCH.

HARRY, YOU'VE DEALT WITH
WORKING GIRLS BEFORE.

DOES SHE REALLY
STRIKE YOU AS ONE?

I SAID I DON'T KNOW YET.

WHAT MAKES YOU SO SURE
SHE ISN'T?

IT'S THE SAME OLD STORY:

GUYS GET TOGETHER
AND MAKE UP STUFF.

"SHE'S HOT."

"SHE CAN'T GET ENOUGH."

"SHE SWINGS FROM
CHANDELIERS."

AND NOBODY STOPS
TO THINK

HOW IT AFFECTS THE GIRL.

YOU KNOW WHY?

YOUR BRAINS ARE STUCK
IN YOUR ZIPPERS.

OH, YEAH? WE'LL KNOW FOR SURE
TOMORROW NIGHT.

YEAH? DON'T HOLD YOUR BREATH.

I'M SURE THIS GIRL'S JUST BEEN
STUCK WITH A BAD REP.

YOU OUGHT TO TEACH
A COURSE.

( giggling )

DARN.

WHAT HAPPENED?

I BROKE A NAIL.

IT'S OKAY. I GOT NINE MORE.

LET'S GO.

OKAY.

YOU SURE YOUR PARENTS

WON'T BE HOME SOON?

NOT FOR HOURS.

YOU GOT SOME KIND
OF PROTECTION?

I'M ALWAYS PREPARED.

HEY, IT'S OKAY, BABY.

IT'S OKAY.

DON'T BE NERVOUS.

HEY, WE GOT
PLENTY OF TIME...

IF YOU'VE GOT
PLENTY OF MONEY.

Hanson:
WASN'T IT STRANGE THAT KIDS

ASKED FOR
THE PRESIDENTIAL SUITE?

AT FIRST, YES.

BUT MR. STEELE
AND MR. BOND...

"MR. STEELE AND MR. BOND"?

( chuckling )

IN THEIR CASE,
THEY PAID CASH IN ADVANCE.

I JUST THOUGHT THEY WERE
RICH KIDS OUT FOR KICKS

TILL I SAW THEIR PICTURE

IN THE PAPER
THIS MORNING.

I MUST SAY, ON
THEIR BEHALF

THEY MADE WONDERFUL GUESTS--
VERY GOOD TIPPERS.

EVEN FILLED OUT
AN EVALUATION CARD.

COULD WE SEE THE BILL, PLEASE?

JUST A MOMENT.

EVERYBODY'S WORRIED
THESE KIDS ARE DEAD

AND THEY'RE
OUT THERE AUDITIONING

FOR LIFESTYLES OF
THE RICH AND FAMOUS.

RELAX. THEY'RE JUST
DIPPING THEIR FINGERS.

AT LEAST WE KNOW
THEY'RE OKAY.

YEAH, I GUESS.

HERE YOU ARE,
GENTLEMEN.

THANKS.

I LOVE YOU.

LOOK AT THIS!

ROOM SERVICE, CABLE MOVIES,
VALET SERVICE!

12 CALLS TO DIAL-A-SWEAT.

DIAL-A-WHAT?

DIAL-A-SWEAT:
555-"S"-"W"-"E"-"T."

YOU PAY TWO BUCKS

TO TALK FOR THREE MINUTES TO
AN EXTREMELY FRIENDLY LADY.

WELL, FULLER TOLD ME
ALL ABOUT IT.

YEAH.

HI, BABY.

I SAID KEEP AWAY
FROM MY PLACE.

YOU THINK I GOT
NOTHING TO DO

BUT WAIT AROUND
FOR YOUR CALL?

THE DEAL WAS, YOU NEVER
COME AROUND HERE.

OKAY, OKAY.

TAKE IT EASY.

ALL RIGHT,
WHERE'S MY MONEY?

OOH!

I NEVER GOT THIS ATTITUDE
FROM YOUR MOTHER.

TWO YEARS WE WERE
IN BUSINESS

AND NO PROBLEMS.

NO PROBLEMS?

A $400-A-DAY FIX
WAS NO PROBLEM?

A LITTLE LIGHT,
DON'T YOU THINK?

I MEAN, THE STEREO
MUST HAVE BEEN WORTH

AT LEAST A GRAND.

STUDY UP ON YOUR
BRAND NAMES.

KOREAN PRODUCTS ARE NOT
EXACTLY IN HEAVY DEMAND.

HOW'D WE DO LAST NIGHT?

I DID FINE.

THE STEREO AND TV
ARE BOTH BRAND-NEW.

SO IS THE C.D.

AND SOME OF THE ARTWORK
LOOKS ORIGINAL.

OH, SO NOW YOU'RE
AN ART CRITIC.

IT WAS A ROTHKO, YOU MORON.

I HOPE HIS STUFF'S BETTER
THAN THE CRUD

YOU TURN OUT.

WHAT ABOUT THE MASTER BEDROOM?

UP THE STAIRS
AND TO THE END OF THE HALLWAY.

HERE.

MAKE SURE YOU PUNCH
"COMMAND" FIRST

THEN THE SECURITY CODE.

AND DON'T COME BACK HERE
WITH ONLY $300 THIS TIME.

SUPPLY AND DEMAND.

UH, DO YOU MIND

IF I SAY HELLO TO YOUR
MOTHER BEFORE I GO?

OOH!

WHO WAS THAT?

OH, JUST SOME KID
SELLING MAGAZINES.

I SAID WE DIDN'T NEED
ANY SUBSCRIPTIONS

BECAUSE WE WERE
MOVING AWAY SOON.

DID YOU SEE
ANYTHING YOU LIKE?

ALL THESE HOUSES
COST OVER $100,000.

DID YOU WIN
THE LOTTERY?

ALL WE NEED'S THE DOWN PAYMENT.

I'VE BEEN SAVING EVERYTHING I'VE
BEEN MAKING ON MY NIGHT JOB.

THIS NIGHT JOB...

YOU MADE ME A PROMISE, LAUREN.

A PROMISE TO GET YOU CLEAN,
OFF THE STREETS

AND AWAY FROM SCUM
LIKE EDDIE MALONE.

AND I'M GOING TO DO IT.

THAT'S NOT THE PROMISE
I'M TALKING ABOUT.

COME ON, MOM--
WHO'D PAY FOR THIS?

HUH?

( sighing )

DON'T WORRY.

WE'LL BE IN CONNECTICUT
BEFORE YOU KNOW IT.

Robbie:
AND THEN SHE KISSED ME.

AND WHEN I SAY "KISSED,"
I MEAN, A COUPLE OF TIMES

I FELT MY TONGUE
COMING LOOSE FROM MY MOUTH.

( others laughing )

AND NATURALLY,
THE BAVARO TECHNIQUE

WAS TURNING HER
INTO A SHE-ANIMAL.

SHE GETS SO CRAZY

SHE EVEN BREAKS A NAIL
RIPPING MY CLOTHES OFF.

( hooting and hollering )

AND THEN...

AND THEN.... WE DID THINGS

THAT EVEN I AM EMBARRASSED
TO TALK ABOUT.

( cheering, applause )

THINK HE'S YANKING
OUR CHAIN?

I'LL LET YOU KNOW.

I GOT A DATE WITH HER TONIGHT.

TONIGHT? YOU DIDN'T KNOW
HER NAME YESTERDAY.

THAT ATTITUDE IS WHY
YOU WILL DIE A VIRGIN.

I AM NOT A VIRGIN.

SO, WE'RE
ALL SET, RIGHT?

YEAH, BUT YOU GOT
TO REMEMBER--

RIP UP THE SECURITY CODE
AFTER YOU GET IN THE HOUSE.

DON'T WORRY.
I'LL SWALLOW THE EVIDENCE.

JUST HEARD ANOTHER
LOCKER ROOM UPDATE.

ACCORDING
TO ROBBIE BAVARO

LAUREN HAD THE METER
RUNNING AGAIN LAST NIGHT.

AND LET ME GUESS--

YOU BOUGHT HIS STORY
WORD FOR WORD, RIGHT?

NO. I MEAN, IT'S POSSIBLE

THAT SHE DIDN'T BREAK A NAIL
RIPPING HIS CLOTHES OFF.

YOU STILL DON'T GET IT,
DO YOU, HARRY?

GET WHAT?

YOU THINK THIS IS ALL
JUST A BIG JOKE.

HEY, JUDY,
WHAT'S THE HAPPS?

I'M JUST TAKING A BREAK BEFORE
THE "SPANISH INQUISITION."

DID YOU TAKE THAT TEST?

YEAH.

I THINK I DID PRETTY GOOD.

MY DAD AND I STAYED UP
CONJUGATING VERBS TILL MIDNIGHT.

I WAS UP PRETTY LATE
LAST NIGHT STUDYING, TOO.

YOU, UH... CUT YOUR FINGER?

NO... I BROKE A NAIL.

LAST TIME I OFFER

TO LOAD THE DISHWASHER,
RIGHT?

YEAH, RIGHT.

SEE YOU.

I'M TELLING YOU, JORDEE--

CHICKS LOVE A GUY
BEHIND THE WHEEL
OF A FLASHY CAR.

THAT'S WHAT'S
BEEN MISSING.

WHEN ARE WE
GOING HOME?

WE GO HOME WHEN
THE MONEY'S GONE...

AFTER I FIND
YOU A WOMAN...

AFTER YOU BECOME A MAN.

COME ON, JORDEE, DON'T START
FLAKING OUT ON ME NOW.

I'M SORRY, GENTLEMEN.

I'M AFRAID WE CAN'T GO FORWARD
WITH THE SALE.

WHAT?

THANKS ANYWAY
FOR YOUR TROUBLE.

WAIT A SECOND!

I GOT FIVE GRAND TO PUT DOWN
RIGHT NOW-- COLD CASH!

I'M AFRAID THAT STILL LEAVES
YOU WITH $32,000 OUTSTANDING

AND, UM, THERE SEEMS TO BE
SOME QUESTION ABOUT YOUR CREDIT.

WHAT ABOUT IT?

YOU HAVEN'T GOT ANY.

SORRY, BOYS.

HEY... WAIT A MINUTE.

WE DON'T NEED SOME GUY
WORKING ON COMMISSION

TURNING US DOWN.

BEAUTIFUL.

IT'S BEEN A PLEASURE DOING
BUSINESS WITH YOU, SIR.

YOU'VE GOT A FINE
ESTABLISHMENT HERE.

HAVE FUN.

OKAY, JORDEE...

BRING ON THE CHICKS.

WHOA!

YOU'RE CLEAR ON AVOIDING
AN ENTRAPMENT, RIGHT?

MAKE SURE THIS BUST STICKS.

IT'S NOT LIKE
IT'S MY FIRST TIME.

I'LL BE RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET
IN CASE SHE DECIDES

TO MAKE A RUN
FOR IT.

IF YOU WANT, I CAN TAKE
THIS BY MYSELF.

IT'S MY BUST, TOO, HARRY.

I JUST MEANT SINCE IT'S
A LITTLE ROUGH ON YOU...

MAYBE I...

OKAY.

LOOK, I'M SORRY I'VE BEEN ACTING

LIKE SUCH A JERK.

LET'S JUST FORGET EVERYTHING
I SAID BEFORE, OKAY?

YEAH.

IT'S FORGOTTEN.

HOW COME YOU'RE SO SURE
LAUREN WAS GETTING A BAD DEAL?

HARRY, WHEN I FIRST
JOINED THE FORCE

I DID A LOT OF VICE WORK.

THERE WAS THIS ONE DETECTIVE
WHO LIKED THE WAY I LOOKED

DRESSED UP AS A STREETWALKER,
AND HE STARTED HITTING ON ME.

I TOLD THE DUDE TO STOP,
AND HE DID.

THE NEXT THING I FIND OUT,
HE'S TELLING THE NEW RECRUITS

THAT I WAS A REAL HOOKER
RESCUED OFF THE STREETS

AND THAT I'D BEEN TRAINED
IN VICE WORK.

AND, HARRY, IT TOOK A LONG TIME
BEFORE PEOPLE STOPPED

LOOKING AT ME FUNNY.

I'M SORRY THAT LAUREN
DIDN'T PAN OUT.

HEY...

SHE'S DIRTY...

SHE GETS BUSTED.

THERE WE GO!

WOW, YOU'VE GOT
A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE HERE.

WELL, THANKS, BUT IT'S
A FRIEND OF MINE'S.

HIS PARENTS ARE OUT
FOR A FEW HOURS.

DOESN'T LEAVE US TOO
MUCH TIME, DOES IT?

HOW DO YOU WANT
TO DO THIS--

I MEAN,
THE MONEY PART?

WOULD YOU MIND GETTING ME
SOMETHING COLD TO DRINK?

MY MOUTH'S REALLY DRY.

SURE. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

OKAY.

BURT'S, UH,
BROTHER'S ROOM

SHOULD BE ABOUT...
RIGHT HERE.

NO-- 16110 BURNSIDE,
AND COULD YOU HURRY, PLEASE?

I REALLY NEED THE PHONE NUMBER
RIGHT AWAY.

HOFFS, BADGE #714.

IT'S GETTING KIND
OF HOT IN HERE, HUH?

LET'S GET OUT OF THESE
CLOTHES, HUH, BABY?

UH, WELL...

DON'T YOU WANT TO TALK
ABOUT THE PRICE FIRST?

I DON'T THINK
I CAN WAIT THAT LONG.

( phone rings )

( ringing continues )

I SHOULD GET THAT.

LET IT RING.

NO, NO, IT COULD BE BURT.

UH, WHAT IF HIS PARENTS
ARE COMING HOME EARLY?

HELLO?

HARRY? HARRY, HARRY,
DON'T BUST LAUREN YET.

WHAT?

WHY?

I CAUGHT HER

PUNCHING IN THE SECURITY CODE
WHILE YOU WERE OUT OF THE ROOM.

She may be tied in
with those Belmont burglaries.

UH, LAUREN...

I JUST GOT
THE WORST HEADACHE.

WE WILL FIND OUT WHO
LAUREN'S PARTNERED WITH.

JUST LET ME TALK TO HER
BEFORE WE ARREST HER.

WAIT. I WANT TO KNOW:
WHAT HAS SHE DONE

TO DESERVE THIS
SPECIAL HANDLING

BESIDES LIE TO YOU
FROM THE START?

HER MOTHER'S A PRO,
HER FATHER'S NONEXISTENT.

THE GIRL WAS
PROBABLY RAISED

IN THE BACKROOM
OF A MASSAGE PARLOR.

SHE NEVER HAD
A CHANCE, FULLER.

HOFFS, WE ARE POLICE OFFICERS,
NOT SOCIAL WORKERS.

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
SHE'LL TURN CIVIC-MINDED

ALL OF A SUDDEN?

IF YOU COULD HAVE HEARD HER
GOING ON

ABOUT CONNECTICUT,
WHAT A GREAT DAD SHE HAD--

THIS WHOLE
MAKE-BELIEVE HOME LIFE...

SHE WANTS
THE AMERICAN DREAM.

YEAH-- HER
AND ME BOTH.

I JUST WANT TO GIVE HER A CHANCE
TO COME CLEAN ON HER OWN.

I THINK DEEP DOWN INSIDE,
SHE REALLY WANTS TO.

LOOK, YOU MADE A GOOD DECISION

BY HOLDING OFF ON THE BUST
LAST NIGHT.

I DON'T WANT TO
SEE YOU BLOW IT.

IF I CAN'T TURN HER,
I'LL BRING HER IN.

HEY! I'VE BEEN LOOKING
FOR YOU GUYS ALL MORNING.

WE WERE OUT PLASTERING JORDAN
AND DYLAN'S FACES

IN EVERY HANGOUT IN TOWN.

WHY? WHAT'S UP?

METRO NAILED THE PERPS WHO
OPENED UP THAT BANK MACHINE.

DID THE COPS RECOVER
THE MONEY?

THEY SAID THEY
DIDN'T SPEND A DIME

BUT THEY WERE
12 GRAND SHORT.

THAT'S ABOUT SIX GRAND
APIECE, RIGHT?

HOW ARE YOU TWO
DOING?

I'LL TELL YOU HOW--

WE'RE CHASING TWO KIDS
THAT WE THOUGHT WERE DEAD

OR IN TROUBLE.

IT TURNS OUT THEY'RE LIVING
IN PENTHOUSE SUITES...

RIDING LIMOS...

BUYING MOTORCYCLES...

THEY EVEN TRIED

TO BUY A B.M.W.!

I'M NOT SURE, BUT THAT'S
A RUN-ON SENTENCE.

THESE GUYS COULD BE
ANYWHERE.

CAN WE JUST... WAIT TILL
THEY RUN OUT OF MONEY?

IF THEY HIRE A GOOD
INVESTMENT COUNSELOR

THAT COULD TAKE YEARS.

SORRY, GENTLEMEN,
BUT THEY'RE MISSING

AND WE GOT TO
BRING THEM BACK.

ALL I ASK IS THAT
MR. TAYLOR LETS ME WATCH

WHAT HE DOES TO HIS SON.

BRING IT UP
WHEN YOU TELL HIM

THE KIDS ARE ALIVE
AND OUT OF DANGER.

AH, BUT THEY'RE
STILL IN DANGER

BECAUSE I'M GOING
TO BREAK THEIR NECK!

EASY, BOY, EASY.

COME ON.

IOKI, YOU TOUCH BASE
WITH YOUR FRIEND BURT?

YEAH. THEY'LL CHANGE
THEIR SECURITY CODE.

GOOD.

DID HOFFS TALK YOU
INTO HOLDING OFF THE BUST?

ACTUALLY, I WAS HAPPY
TO ALLOW HER TO TRY

AN ALTERNATE SOLUTION.

A COP-- THAT'S JUST GREAT.

LOOK, NEITHER OF US

ARE WHO WE SAID
WE WERE.

LAUREN, I KNOW THERE'S
NO HOUSE IN CONNECTICUT--

NO HORSE, NO FATHER.

I KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE DOING.

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING--
WHAT I DO IS NO DIFFERENT

FROM WHAT EVERY OTHER WOMAN
WINDS UP DOING.

IT'S A LOT DIFFERENT.

MOST WOMEN DON'T SELL
THEIR BODIES.

LIKE HECK THEY DON'T.

THEY JUST SELL IT
FOR HIGH-PRICED DINNERS

THEATER TICKETS,
A MINK COAT...

AND MAYBE EVEN

A WEDDING RING.

ALL I'M DOING IS TAKING MINE
UP FRONT AND IN CASH.

IS THAT WHAT YOUR MOM
TAUGHT YOU?

YOU LEAVE MY MOTHER OUT OF THIS.

I HAVE A FEELING SHE'S
A BIG PART OF THIS, LAUREN.

ALL I'M DOING IS
TAKING CARE OF MY FAMILY.

NOBODY'S GETTING HURT.

TELL THAT TO THE PEOPLE

WHOSE HOUSES ARE
GETTING CLEANED OUT.

IS THIS HOW YOU'RE
FINANCING YOUR PLACE

IN CONNECTICUT--

SELLING SECURITY
CODE NUMBERS?

PROVE IT.

WHO YOU WORKING WITH,
LAUREN?

DON'T YOU SEE I'M TRYING
TO GIVE YOU A BREAK HERE?

IF YOU COULD BUST ME,
YOU'D BUST ME.

DYLAN, I HATE THIS!

YO, DYLAN, YOU SEE
THOSE GIRLS?

THEY'RE JAILBAIT, MAN.

SO ARE WE!

JORDEE, WE WANT

REAL WOMEN--

WOMEN WHO HANG OUT
IN BARS LIKE THIS.

TRUST ME, I HAVE YOUR
BEST INTERESTS AT HEART.

I'M GOING TO THE ARCADE.
ARE YOU COMING?

THERE ARE FULL-FIGURED WOMEN
INSIDE OF THESE DOORS

WAITING TO CATER
TO OUR EVERY NEED.

OKAY.

ATTABOY!

HI.

HI.

HI.

HI.

PRETTY HOT BIKE YOU GOT.

OH, YEAH-- IT GETS US
WHERE WE WANT TO GO...

AND, UH, WE GOT
THE BEEMER IF IT RAINS.

WERE YOU LEAVING?

WE RAN OUT OF QUARTERS.

YOU CAN ONLY CHECK CHANGE
RETURN SLOTS FOR SO LONG.

I'VE GOT SOME MONEY.
WANT TO PLAY PIN-BOT?

SURE!

YOU SURE YOU DON'T MIND?

I CAN PAY YOU BACK,
IF YOU WANT.

NO, THAT'S OKAY.

I GOT LOTS OF MONEY.

QUARTERS, PLEASE.

YEAH, WELL, I LIKE TO STOP
BY CHAMPAGNE CHARLIE'S--

YOU KNOW, SCHMOOZE
WITH THE LADIES...

BUT JORDEE HAD THIS SUDDEN
URGE TO PLAY PINBALL.

HOORAY FOR JORDEE.

YEAH... UH, LISTEN...

CINDY.

CINDY. WHAT DO YOU SAY

WE TAKE A LITTLE SPIN
AROUND THE BLOCK?

WELL, YEAH!

IT'D BE RAD!

ALL RIGHT.

WAIT A MINUTE.

I GOT AN IDEA.

YOU EVER BEEN
TO THE PARKCREST
HOTEL?

THAT PLACE COSTS A FORTUNE.

I JUST THANK GOD
THE BOYS ARE SAFE.

HOTELS...

LIMOUSINES...

THAT DARN KID
MUST HAVE LIFTED
MY CREDIT CARD.

I DON'T THINK THAT'S
THE CASE, MR. TAYLOR.

NO, IT'S HERE.

BUT HOW ARE THEY PAYING
FOR ALL OF THIS?

APPARENTLY, THEY STUMBLED
ON QUITE A BIT OF MONEY.

ACTUALLY, "STOLE"
IS A BETTER WORD--

AN AUTOMATIC
TELLER MACHINE?

THEY STOLE MONEY?

HOW MUCH?

ROUGHLY $12,000.

ACTUALLY, AFTER
THE DEDUCTIONS

OF THE HOTEL BILL, LIMO SERVICE
AND THE MOTORCYCLE...

THE BOYS BOUGHT A MOTORCYCLE?

I FIGURE THEY'RE DOWN
TO ABOUT 6,000-7,000-- TOPS.

DO YOU KNOW IF THEY

BOUGHT HELMETS?

$6,000-7,000--

WELL, THAT AIN'T SO BAD.

IT'S THE BANK'S MONEY,
MR. TAYLOR.

YOU DO UNDERSTAND
THAT, DON'T YOU,
SIR?

YES, OF COURSE.

WE'RE STILL TRYING
TO TRACK THEM DOWN

BUT WE WANTED YOU TO KNOW
AT LEAST THEY WERE SAFE.

WE'LL GIVE
YOU A CALL.

UH... LET ME
ASK YOU SOMETHING.

THE... THE STUFF
THEY'VE ALREADY BOUGHT--

UM... WHO GETS THAT?

MOM?

MOM...

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

I'M JUST VISITING.

MOM...?

MOM, ARE YOU OKAY?

WE WERE JUST HAVING
A LITTLE PARTY, HONEY.

HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?!

YOU PROMISED ME!

AW, DON'T GET MAD.

THIS ONE TIME WON'T HURT.

YOU ANIMAL!

YOU DID THIS TO HER!

HEY, I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.

( gasping )

SHE CALLED ME.

ALL I DID WAS HELP OUT A FRIEND.

JUST GET OUT OF HERE
BEFORE I KILL YOU.

WHAT... WHAT?

( scoffing ):
YOU'RE GOING TO KILL ME?

WE GOT SOME BUSINESS
TO TALK OVER FIRST.

JUST GET OUT.

I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE
BLAMING ME FOR THIS, LAUREN.

I TOLD YOU-- SHE CALLED ME.

HEY!

WHAT ABOUT MY CUT
FROM LAST NIGHT'S JOB?

I GOT TO GET MY MOM
OUT OF HERE.

SOMEBODY'S GOT TO PAY
FOR YOUR MOTHER'S BAD HABITS.

SUPPLY AND DEMAND.

I GOT TO GET MY MOM OUT OF HERE.

( knock at door )

THIS DAY IS JUST GETTING
BETTER AND BETTER.

OKAY, SO WHAT HAPPENS NOW?

WE BOOK YOU FOR SUSPICION
OF CONSPIRACY

IN THE BELMONT ROBBERIES.

WE'VE GOT A PRETTY
GOOD CASE.

YOU'LL PROBABLY BE SENT
TO A J.D. SCHOOL.

WHAT HAPPENS... IF I TELL YOU
WHO I'VE BEEN WORKING WITH?

WILL I GET SOME
KIND OF DEAL?

THAT'S UP TO THE D.A.

YOU DO SOME PAINTING?

I DID ONE PAINTING.

WHY DID YOU STOP?

JUST SOMETHING ELSE
I'M NOT GOOD AT.

I TRIED MEETING YOU
HALFWAY, LAUREN.

HE JUNKED MY MOTHER UP AGAIN.

SHE ALMOST HAD IT BEAT

AND HE JUNKED HER UP.

GIVE ME HIS NAME,
AND WE'LL NAIL HIM.

OTHERWISE, HE JUST MAKES
FOOLS OF EVERYBODY.

EDDIE MALONE.

I DON'T THINK
THAT'S HIS REAL NAME.

DO YOU KNOW WHERE HE LIVES?

I REACH HIM BY CALLING
SOME ANSWERING SERVICE.

WHERE'S YOUR MOTHER?

IN THE BEDROOM...

CRASHING.

I'LL HAVE SOMEONE
TAKE A LOOK AT HER.

YOU CAN STAY HERE
WITH HER FOR NOW

BUT YOU'LL NEED TO COME
TO THE STATION LATER.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?

WELL, THEN, WHAT'S GOING
TO HAPPEN TO MY MOM?

OKAY, I'M GOING TO BE HONEST
WITH YOU, LAUREN.

YOU'LL PROBABLY BE PLACED
IN A FOSTER HOME FOR A WHILE.

NO! I CAN'T LEAVE HER--
SHE NEEDS ME.

SHE NEEDS
A LOT MORE HELP

THAN YOU COULD
EVER GIVE HER.

AND LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING ELSE:

YOU NEED TO START THINKING ABOUT
WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU-- LAUREN!

AND IT MAY NOT
BE GOOD FOR YOU

TO STAY WITH
YOUR MOM FOR NOW.

IF YOU HEAR FROM THIS EDDIE DUDE

OR YOU FIND OUT
WHERE HE IS

YOU CALL ME
HERE, OKAY?

ALL... ALL I WAS TRYING TO DO
WAS START OVER...

YOU KNOW?

I KNOW... I KNOW.

YOU CALL ME, OKAY?

THIS PLACE IS
A PERFECT EXAMPLE.

THESE KIDS ARE POURING OUT
20 BUCKS A NIGHT

IN THESE MACHINES.

YOU THINK THEY WORKED
FOR THAT MONEY?

YOU THINK THEY SHOULD?

WELL, YOU DON'T?

OH, THESE KIDS ARE YOUNG.

THEY'LL WORK THE WHOLE
REST OF THEIR LIVES.

THEY SHOULD HAVE FUN
WHILE THEY STILL CAN.

DO SOCIETY A FAVOR, DOUG:
STAY SINGLE.

HI. YOU TED GIFFORD?

YEAH. I THINK I GOT

ONE OF THEM
MISSING KIDS HERE.

COULD YOU POINT HIM OUT,
PLEASE?

SURE. THIS KID
ON THE LEFT.

HE WANTED ME TO BREAK A HUNDRED,
SO I GOT SUSPICIOUS.

GOOD THINKING, TED.

DO YOU WANT TO SHOW US
WHERE HE IS NOW?

HE'S RIGHT OVER THERE
BY THE PIN-BOT MACHINE.

THANKS A LOT.

HEY! LISTEN...

DO I GET A REWARD

OR SOMETHING?

ISN'T THE KNOWLEDGE
OF BEING A RESPONSIBLE CITIZEN

REWARD ENOUGH?

TO TELL THE TRUTH,
I'D RATHER HAVE THE CASH.

ARE YOU HUNGRY FOR
THAT BURGER YET?

SURE. YOU WANT TO GO NOW?

AS SOON AS THIS GAME'S OVER.

IT MIGHT TAKE A LITTLE
LONGER THAN THAT, JORDAN.

PEOPLE ARE LOOKING
FOR YOU, PAL.

I'M FINALLY HAVING FUN
AND NOW YOU GUYS SHOW UP?

JORDEE, WHO ARE THESE GUYS?

CAN I HAVE
A MOMENT, PLEASE?

YEAH.

THESE ARE POLICE OFFICERS.

I'M KIND OF INVOLVED...
IN A GRAND THEFT FELONY.

NEAT!

THAT'S OKAY?
YEAH, SURE.

I MEAN, I GOT CAUGHT
SHOPLIFTING ONCE.

ALL RIGHT,
TIME'S UP.

OH...

I'M SORRY, HONEY.

I'LL WAIT FOR YOU, JORDEE!

YOU HEAR THAT?

THAT'S YOUR FUTURE DAUGHTER
TALKING, PAL.

MY KID WOULD NEVER GET
CAUGHT SHOPLIFTING.

SO, JORDEE,
WHAT'S THE STORY?

YOU'RE A GOOD KID.

WHY'D YOU STEAL
ALL THAT MONEY?

IT WAS KIND OF SPONTANEOUS,
YOU KNOW?

RULE NUMBER ONE:
SOMETIMES YOU GOT TO GO FOR IT.

( tires screeching )

( single siren blast )

EDDIE MALONE?

NO. MY NAME'S SHERMAN.

KYLE SHERMAN?

MMM... YEAH,
THAT'S RIGHT.

A.K.A.
FRANK WEBSTER...

A.K.A. FRAN TUCKER...

A.K.A. EDDIE MALONE.

YOU GOT SOME PROBLEM THAT
YOU WANT TO TELL ME ABOUT?

WHY DON'T WE LOOK
IN THE VAN AND FIND OUT?

BOYS, WANT TO OPEN THAT VAN?

YOU NEED A WARRANT
FOR THAT, LADY.

EDDIE...

( laughing ):
OH!

WELL, WELL...

PARTY'S OVER, CREEP.

GOOD JOB YOU DID...

SPREAD 'EM.

( handcuffs locking )

( chuckling )

GET HIM OUT OF HERE.

NO, NO-- LISTEN...

I'M GOING TO BE OUT
IN A COUPLE HOURS

SO MAYBE WE COULD
TALK SOME BUSINESS.

I BET YOU COULD MAKE
A GOOD BUCK ON THE STREETS.

YOU OKAY?

YEAH.

HE'S RIGHT, YOU KNOW.

I WANT TO MOVE LAUREN OUT
OUT OF HER HOUSE

WHILE HE'S STILL TIED UP.

LAUREN?

HELLO?

LAUREN...?

THERE'S NOBODY HERE.

THEY'RE GONE.

YOU MEAN "GONE"
AS IN "GONE FOR GOOD"?

WELL, I GUESS SHE JUST GOT TIRED
OF BEING USED, YOU KNOW, HARRY?

BY EDDIE...

BY HER MOTHER...

BY ME.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

I MEAN,
SHE LEFT EVERYTHING BEHIND.

BUT WHEN YOU'RE STARTING OVER

I GUESS YOU DON'T NEED
AN OLD SOFA.

( doorbell rings )

UH, EXCUSE ME.

HEY! COME IN!

YOU GUYS WANT A DRINK
OR SOMETHING?

UH, NO, THANKS.

WE'RE ON DUTY.

HEY! WHAT'S GOING ON?

THIS IS MY LAWYER

AND A COUPLE OF
MOVIE STUDIO GUYS.

THEY WANT TO MAKE A PICTURE

ABOUT THOSE CRAZY KIDS'
ADVENTURES.

THE PHONE HAS BEEN RINGING
OFF THE HOOK WITH OFFERS.

HOW ABOUT THAT?

LOTS OF BIG NUMBERS
BEING TOSSED AROUND, GREG?

LET ME TELL YOU--

THIS IS THE BEST THING
THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME.

MR. TAYLOR, WHEN WAS
THE LAST TIME YOU READ

THE STATE CRIMINAL CODE?

I'M WAITING FOR THE MOVIE.

THERE'S THIS LITTLE SECTION
IN THERE

THAT SAYS THAT
ANY PERSONAL GAIN DERIVED

BY THE COMMERCIALIZATION
OF A CRIMINAL ACT

MUST BE TURNED OVER
TO THE STATE.

WAIT A SECOND-- DO YOU MEAN
I WON'T GET ANY OF THIS MONEY?

HOW ABOUT THAT-- HUH, GREG?

SAY, WHERE ARE THOSE
CRAZY KIDS, GREGGIE?

OUT IN THE YARD.

AH...

THIS IS TRISH JONES REPORTING.

THANKS, GUYS.

UH, YO, TRISH...
YOU BUSY TONIGHT?

( sighing )

YEAH...

CATCH YOU LATER.

MUCH.

HEY, GUYS!
WHAT'S GOING ON?

YOU GUYS ARE MAKING
OUT OKAY, I SEE.

LET ME TELL YOU, DOUG--
CHICKS DIG CELEBRITIES.

JUST A FACT OF LIFE.

I'M GLAD TO SEE PROBATION
ISN'T CRAMPING YOUR STYLE.

NAH. WE CAN BEHAVE FOR
SIX MONTHS, NO PROBLEM.

SO WHAT'S UP?

AFTER WE RETURNED WHAT
WAS LEFT OF THE MONEY

AND ADDED UP YOUR EXPENSES...

WE STILL CAME UP
FIVE GRAND SHORT.

WHAT ABOUT THE GUYS
WHO ROBBED THE MACHINE

IN THE FIRST PLACE?

MAYBE THEY SPENT IT.

THEY SAY
THEY DIDN'T SPEND A DIME.

COME ON, GUYS...

WHO DO YOU BELIEVE--
A COUPLE OF LOWLIFES

OR US?

LOOK, IF YOU GUYS
SHOULD REMEMBER

WHAT MIGHT HAVE HAPPENED
TO THE MONEY

LET US KNOW, OKAY?

OH, CERTAINLY,
OFFICER HANSON.

SEE YOU LATER, GUYS.

BYE, GUYS.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

I DON'T KNOW...

THERE'S ALWAYS
A POSSIBILITY
THEY BELIEVED US.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

I DON'T KNOW...

THERE'S ALWAYS
A POSSIBILITY

THAT THEY MIGHT BE
TELLING THE TRUTH.

NAH...
NAH...