101 Places to Party Before You Die (2022–…): Season 1, Episode 4 - Atlanta - full transcript
Adam takes Jon to Atlanta to eat his favorite wings at Magic City, drink at his favorite bar, and to poop at his favorite rapper's house.
Adam: What idiots.
I can't believe
we went out on our off day.
Jon:
A rookie mistake.
Now we got to --
we go to rally.
So we got
in last night.
We went straight
to the steakhouse.
We had individual
veal parms.
That's right.
Full bottle of wine,
martini, and 19 beers.
Went to another bar.
And we were like,
"Oh, cool, live music.
We should have
a dozen Highlights."
And we did
all of that off camera.
And now look at us.
And now we're starting Atlanta
in shit shape.
[ Laughing ] I know.
Hey,
I'm Adam Pally.
And I'm Jon Gabrus.
We're comedians and best friends
who love to travel.
We got our dream job.
We're travel hosts!
Two more days,
mother[bleep]!
We're gonna show you
the best places to eat,
drink, and party
in a new spot each week.
But we only have
one weekend to hang out
before we have to
get back to reality.
♪ Let's roll the dice ♪
We're out here
living our lives
at 100 miles an hour
until we die.
Which is probably soon.
Because of this job.
[ Laughing ]
Both: This is "101 Places
to Party Before You Die."
♪♪
Adam:
This week, I'm taking Jon to my
home away from home, Atlanta,
a place I've come to a lot
for work over the years.
This city has so much going on.
I'm so giddy, dude.
I'm like a child.
Wow!
Food, fashion, hip hop history,
a booming film and TV scene.
And it's like a collection
of these little neighborhoods
where each one
has its own character,
from old Fourth Ward
to little Five Points
to downtown to East Atlanta.
Adam: This is the place
I was talking about.
Jon: So, okay,
you like Atlanta.
I'm sorry!
I'm excited!
I love this town.
And we're gonna go hard here.
Correction, we already
went hard here.
Yeah,
that was a mistake.
I am hung over.
Yikes.
♪♪
Jon: When you're hung over,
the only way out is through.
This is the place
I was talking about.
So we're gonna a place
Adam loves called Krog Market.
It was voted one of
the world's best food halls
by "Travel and Leisure."
Travel and leisure?
Dude, that's us.
We need some carbs,
meat, and dairy, stat.
Let's eat some food.
Let's get healthy.
Poppy's Cuban Cuisine.
Fred's Meat and Bread.
Some Pizza Napoli.
That's where my family's from.
Jon: Okay. I'm,
like, overwhelmed.
I'm like, too hung over
to be seeing all this.
You want to
split up?
Do you want to get a cheesesteak
and I'll get a Mediterranean?
Yeah, sure.
And we'll go halfsies?
Yeah.
Oh, my...
ooh-ee!
Oh, my God.
The Whiz-Wit
is the move.
♪♪
Oh, a laffa?
Basically a salad.
The cheese be hitting,
dawg.
I feel better.
For once.
[ Laughing ]
I did just, like,
throw up in my mouth.
I come here for a month for work
and this is kind of like
partying in your hometown
a little bit.
In a weird way,
a home away from home.
You know, Big Boi's
doing this thing
where you can like Airbnb
the Dungeon recording studio.
Yeah?
We should
lay some tracks.
We should write up
some bars.
♪♪
Okay, we're about to meet
one of my heroes, Big Boi.
The good news, we're stepping
into the Dungeon,
the basement where Outkast
first got together
as part of the
Dungeon Family Collective.
The bad news, we just ate a pile
of steak and Cheez Whiz.
I'm wearing a corduroy suit,
and we are rolling the dice
with our colons
in our hero's home.
You gonna
ring or knock?
Big Boi: Who is it?
Oh!
[ Laughter ]
It's two guys you
did not invite over!
Welcome, welcome,
what's up?
What's up, man?
I'm Jon, nice to meet you.
This is awesome.
There it is.
Man, a lot of history in here,
bruh.
This is where we started when we
were in high school, man.
So is this like, you came in
and people were hanging out?
Not in this room.
The main room
is that one.
Yeah, see, the pole
wasn't there.
I've seen your
"MTV Cribs."
The pole wasn't there.
It was, like,
sleeping bags everywhere.
Couple of sofas with, like,
nails sticking out of them.
We had to get tetanus shots.
So we did a little,
few upgrades, man.
I just want to
sit on this couch
and look at the stripper pole
and kind of like...
Crushed velvet, diamond,
crushed velvet, you feel that?
Guess what? I'm crushing
the velvet a little extra now.
With my fat ass.
This is the Dungeon down there.
That's holy ground, man.
Guests can come and stay here.
They can see where we used
to sit on the steps and write.
That's so awesome.
Adam:
This is amazing.
When I was in Italy,
they had one of the popes
encased in glass.
I feel like I was just
looking at the same thing.
Yeah.
This is the Vatican
of hip hop.
You've been here
your whole life.
How has the city
changed to you?
It's the hot spot, you know?
I think with the film
and TV industry
coming in and kind of running
the music scene, man,
it's just like all in one,
you know what I'm saying?
It's thriving.
Where y'all off to next?
We're gonna lay down
a few, uh, tracks.
[ Laughter ]
So is your
bathroom situation...?
What's the ventilation?
I'm asking for
a friend.
It's okay. It's okay.
I mean, it's the Dungeon.
They say "follow the funk
from the skunk
and the dank
that is down in the dungeon."
Instead of us
leaving you here,
can you leave us here so we can
run the train on that toilet?
On that note, I'm going
let y'all have it.
Make sure y'all pay
the day rate.
That's when things
turned with us and Big Boi.
That's when
it was like, game over.
Yeah, he was like, "Alright,
guys. I let you in my house.
All you've talked about
is tits and shit,
so let's go."
Fair enough.
We can't spend more than
45 minutes with us, either.
♪♪
Obviously, we went
a little hard
before we
started shooting.
Rookie move,
so we're gonna
kick off our night
with a little class.
So it's back to the Krog Market
for a little
food and drink spot
called the Ticonderoga Club.
Jon: It's really feels
like a weird, little oasis.
Adam: They got a signed shot of
Andre the Giant on the wall,
and where he drinks,
we drink.
Adam: I mean, I feel like we're
gonna get the Reserve Cup.
Bartender: I heard you talking
about the Up the Cup.
Yeah!
It's definitely rum punch
adjacent,
but I'm gonna use all
higher-proof spirits.
It's basically saying,
"I want to be a baller."
Okay.
We'll have
two reserve cups.
Why the club? Is it a club?
Do I need a membership?
Are you planning on
paying for all this?
Yeah. Yeah.
We're not running out of here.
No, we're going
to pay for everything.
Congratulations,
you're members of the club.
Cheers.
Up the cup.
Cheers, guys.
Up the cup.
Down the hatch.
Oh, hell, yeah.
You've had these
before?
Oh, you just did?
These guys
are in the club?
Oh, they're very much
in the club.
You do have kind of a Santa
Claus on spring break vibe.
Cheers, professor.
Know, when you're at a bar
with professors,
that it's
not a college bar.
No.
If you're at a college bar
and there's a professor there,
call the police
on that professor.
[ Laughter ]
Let's do a little cheers,
because we have to leave soon.
And we actually have
picked up this round.
Yeah, no problem.
Hey, cheers. We're gonna buy
ourselves into the club.
Please don't make us
wait online.
We've proven
that we can be
members of the club
at Ticonderoga,
so I think we've earned ourself
a little nightcap.
We did up the cup.
Wow.
I mean,
you got to up the cup.
You have to
up the cup.
I'm taking Jon to
a spot in Midtown
that I go to after work
whenever I'm in Atlanta
called
Little Trouble.
Adam: This bar is
so cool.
It feels like we're
in Blade Runner.
I feel like they're gonna
give us the replicant test here.
It's been fun to do, like, your
Atlanta stuff that you like,
because seeing you come here
is so, like -- it's cute.
You're, like,
so happy to be here.
You know, it is.
It's like seeing an old friend.
This place was
a huge part of my life.
Like, I lived in Atlanta
for 110 days one year.
Witness protection,
technically.
Yeah.
I still haven't found out
who I'm hiding from.
How are you doing?
I'm gonna try
a goofy cocktail
that kind of works,
name-wise, for me.
I'd like
the Sun-Soaked.
Sun-Soaked? Alright.
I would like
something funky.
Throw me a curve.
♪♪
Oh. Fresh coconut
on the top?
Honestly,
this thing's like
having a coconut Lacroix
in Okinawa.
♪♪
Bro,
we're getting blasted.
♪♪
Woo!
Ooh. Wow.
You can kind of throw sake
anywhere on a drinking night.
Beer before liquor,
never been sicker.
Wine before beer,
you're in the clear.
Sake, don't worr-ay.
[ Laughter ]
I, like, straight-up
love this place.
I love that feeling
of being in the movie.
You're watching "Blade Runner,"
you're like, that would be cool.
There's a movement towards,
like,
"Oh, you thought
that movie was cool?
Well, we themed a bar
after it."
The Titanic Tavern.
The Kill Bill
Bar and Grill.
The Predator Pub.
You just sit there and drink
and you hear --
[ Imitates
Predator clicking ]
I can't believe
we went out on our off day.
Jon:
A rookie mistake.
Now we got to --
we go to rally.
So we got
in last night.
We went straight
to the steakhouse.
We had individual
veal parms.
That's right.
Full bottle of wine,
martini, and 19 beers.
Went to another bar.
And we were like,
"Oh, cool, live music.
We should have
a dozen Highlights."
And we did
all of that off camera.
And now look at us.
And now we're starting Atlanta
in shit shape.
[ Laughing ] I know.
Hey,
I'm Adam Pally.
And I'm Jon Gabrus.
We're comedians and best friends
who love to travel.
We got our dream job.
We're travel hosts!
Two more days,
mother[bleep]!
We're gonna show you
the best places to eat,
drink, and party
in a new spot each week.
But we only have
one weekend to hang out
before we have to
get back to reality.
♪ Let's roll the dice ♪
We're out here
living our lives
at 100 miles an hour
until we die.
Which is probably soon.
Because of this job.
[ Laughing ]
Both: This is "101 Places
to Party Before You Die."
♪♪
Adam:
This week, I'm taking Jon to my
home away from home, Atlanta,
a place I've come to a lot
for work over the years.
This city has so much going on.
I'm so giddy, dude.
I'm like a child.
Wow!
Food, fashion, hip hop history,
a booming film and TV scene.
And it's like a collection
of these little neighborhoods
where each one
has its own character,
from old Fourth Ward
to little Five Points
to downtown to East Atlanta.
Adam: This is the place
I was talking about.
Jon: So, okay,
you like Atlanta.
I'm sorry!
I'm excited!
I love this town.
And we're gonna go hard here.
Correction, we already
went hard here.
Yeah,
that was a mistake.
I am hung over.
Yikes.
♪♪
Jon: When you're hung over,
the only way out is through.
This is the place
I was talking about.
So we're gonna a place
Adam loves called Krog Market.
It was voted one of
the world's best food halls
by "Travel and Leisure."
Travel and leisure?
Dude, that's us.
We need some carbs,
meat, and dairy, stat.
Let's eat some food.
Let's get healthy.
Poppy's Cuban Cuisine.
Fred's Meat and Bread.
Some Pizza Napoli.
That's where my family's from.
Jon: Okay. I'm,
like, overwhelmed.
I'm like, too hung over
to be seeing all this.
You want to
split up?
Do you want to get a cheesesteak
and I'll get a Mediterranean?
Yeah, sure.
And we'll go halfsies?
Yeah.
Oh, my...
ooh-ee!
Oh, my God.
The Whiz-Wit
is the move.
♪♪
Oh, a laffa?
Basically a salad.
The cheese be hitting,
dawg.
I feel better.
For once.
[ Laughing ]
I did just, like,
throw up in my mouth.
I come here for a month for work
and this is kind of like
partying in your hometown
a little bit.
In a weird way,
a home away from home.
You know, Big Boi's
doing this thing
where you can like Airbnb
the Dungeon recording studio.
Yeah?
We should
lay some tracks.
We should write up
some bars.
♪♪
Okay, we're about to meet
one of my heroes, Big Boi.
The good news, we're stepping
into the Dungeon,
the basement where Outkast
first got together
as part of the
Dungeon Family Collective.
The bad news, we just ate a pile
of steak and Cheez Whiz.
I'm wearing a corduroy suit,
and we are rolling the dice
with our colons
in our hero's home.
You gonna
ring or knock?
Big Boi: Who is it?
Oh!
[ Laughter ]
It's two guys you
did not invite over!
Welcome, welcome,
what's up?
What's up, man?
I'm Jon, nice to meet you.
This is awesome.
There it is.
Man, a lot of history in here,
bruh.
This is where we started when we
were in high school, man.
So is this like, you came in
and people were hanging out?
Not in this room.
The main room
is that one.
Yeah, see, the pole
wasn't there.
I've seen your
"MTV Cribs."
The pole wasn't there.
It was, like,
sleeping bags everywhere.
Couple of sofas with, like,
nails sticking out of them.
We had to get tetanus shots.
So we did a little,
few upgrades, man.
I just want to
sit on this couch
and look at the stripper pole
and kind of like...
Crushed velvet, diamond,
crushed velvet, you feel that?
Guess what? I'm crushing
the velvet a little extra now.
With my fat ass.
This is the Dungeon down there.
That's holy ground, man.
Guests can come and stay here.
They can see where we used
to sit on the steps and write.
That's so awesome.
Adam:
This is amazing.
When I was in Italy,
they had one of the popes
encased in glass.
I feel like I was just
looking at the same thing.
Yeah.
This is the Vatican
of hip hop.
You've been here
your whole life.
How has the city
changed to you?
It's the hot spot, you know?
I think with the film
and TV industry
coming in and kind of running
the music scene, man,
it's just like all in one,
you know what I'm saying?
It's thriving.
Where y'all off to next?
We're gonna lay down
a few, uh, tracks.
[ Laughter ]
So is your
bathroom situation...?
What's the ventilation?
I'm asking for
a friend.
It's okay. It's okay.
I mean, it's the Dungeon.
They say "follow the funk
from the skunk
and the dank
that is down in the dungeon."
Instead of us
leaving you here,
can you leave us here so we can
run the train on that toilet?
On that note, I'm going
let y'all have it.
Make sure y'all pay
the day rate.
That's when things
turned with us and Big Boi.
That's when
it was like, game over.
Yeah, he was like, "Alright,
guys. I let you in my house.
All you've talked about
is tits and shit,
so let's go."
Fair enough.
We can't spend more than
45 minutes with us, either.
♪♪
Obviously, we went
a little hard
before we
started shooting.
Rookie move,
so we're gonna
kick off our night
with a little class.
So it's back to the Krog Market
for a little
food and drink spot
called the Ticonderoga Club.
Jon: It's really feels
like a weird, little oasis.
Adam: They got a signed shot of
Andre the Giant on the wall,
and where he drinks,
we drink.
Adam: I mean, I feel like we're
gonna get the Reserve Cup.
Bartender: I heard you talking
about the Up the Cup.
Yeah!
It's definitely rum punch
adjacent,
but I'm gonna use all
higher-proof spirits.
It's basically saying,
"I want to be a baller."
Okay.
We'll have
two reserve cups.
Why the club? Is it a club?
Do I need a membership?
Are you planning on
paying for all this?
Yeah. Yeah.
We're not running out of here.
No, we're going
to pay for everything.
Congratulations,
you're members of the club.
Cheers.
Up the cup.
Cheers, guys.
Up the cup.
Down the hatch.
Oh, hell, yeah.
You've had these
before?
Oh, you just did?
These guys
are in the club?
Oh, they're very much
in the club.
You do have kind of a Santa
Claus on spring break vibe.
Cheers, professor.
Know, when you're at a bar
with professors,
that it's
not a college bar.
No.
If you're at a college bar
and there's a professor there,
call the police
on that professor.
[ Laughter ]
Let's do a little cheers,
because we have to leave soon.
And we actually have
picked up this round.
Yeah, no problem.
Hey, cheers. We're gonna buy
ourselves into the club.
Please don't make us
wait online.
We've proven
that we can be
members of the club
at Ticonderoga,
so I think we've earned ourself
a little nightcap.
We did up the cup.
Wow.
I mean,
you got to up the cup.
You have to
up the cup.
I'm taking Jon to
a spot in Midtown
that I go to after work
whenever I'm in Atlanta
called
Little Trouble.
Adam: This bar is
so cool.
It feels like we're
in Blade Runner.
I feel like they're gonna
give us the replicant test here.
It's been fun to do, like, your
Atlanta stuff that you like,
because seeing you come here
is so, like -- it's cute.
You're, like,
so happy to be here.
You know, it is.
It's like seeing an old friend.
This place was
a huge part of my life.
Like, I lived in Atlanta
for 110 days one year.
Witness protection,
technically.
Yeah.
I still haven't found out
who I'm hiding from.
How are you doing?
I'm gonna try
a goofy cocktail
that kind of works,
name-wise, for me.
I'd like
the Sun-Soaked.
Sun-Soaked? Alright.
I would like
something funky.
Throw me a curve.
♪♪
Oh. Fresh coconut
on the top?
Honestly,
this thing's like
having a coconut Lacroix
in Okinawa.
♪♪
Bro,
we're getting blasted.
♪♪
Woo!
Ooh. Wow.
You can kind of throw sake
anywhere on a drinking night.
Beer before liquor,
never been sicker.
Wine before beer,
you're in the clear.
Sake, don't worr-ay.
[ Laughter ]
I, like, straight-up
love this place.
I love that feeling
of being in the movie.
You're watching "Blade Runner,"
you're like, that would be cool.
There's a movement towards,
like,
"Oh, you thought
that movie was cool?
Well, we themed a bar
after it."
The Titanic Tavern.
The Kill Bill
Bar and Grill.
The Predator Pub.
You just sit there and drink
and you hear --
[ Imitates
Predator clicking ]